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Now for a
little education. On this page you will find out some of the poses
and gestures of a True Metalhead! Without this knowledge you have no
This one's a great
combo move! The simultaneous "crotch-grab" and "demon
horns" hand gesture. What better way to let the crowd know that
you're a sick bastard!?
Ahh yes, a true
classic.. "The Finger". Any metal maniac needs to bring
out this one anytime a fan applauds him. It's the Metalhead's way of
Satan anyone? Yes the demonic horns move is a great one to get the
And here you can see that our friend is taking it to the next level
by rolling his eyes back into his head to further emphasize that he
is possessed by Satan himself!
Damn Straight! You
gotta let all your fans know that you party like a mad bastard!
Public Drunkenness is a requirement for all Metalheads!
And here we have the
result of that public drunkenness! The inevitable bowing down to the
porcelain god! Still like a true Metalhead, our friend here still
has his whiskey in his hand! As soon as he's done puking up his
innards, he'll chug down some more of it!
A rare moment of
What guts this Metalhead must have! He's skipped the typical hand
gestures and gone for something straight out of hand-shadow theatre!
He couldn't be more metal!
A yell that would make
the pillars of heaven shake! Any Metalhead singer must challenge the
gods with a yell that originated somewhere in his bowels. Notice the
hand gesture he's making as if to say, "Give me your best shot
pal... I can take it."
The two Metalheads are
prepared to go into battle. After their showed they both jumped into
the crowd and hacked up all of their adoring fans! TRUE METAL!
Eugh. Sadly, the truth
about most Metalheads is revealed here.
As you can see they're both fans of "The Backstreet Boys"
and "Britney Spears".
One likes to play with dolls and the other plays folk music on his acoustic
It's amazing how some Metalheads can lose their edge and fall to the
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