Last Film(s) You Watched

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Ummm, the new Amityville horror wasn't that great except for one thing.
http://static.poponthepop.com/images/gallery/ryan-reynolds-beard.jpg


Since its the season we watched http://respecta.net/uploads/posts/2008-06/1214297538_ost-tales-from-the-hood.jpg

[The Doctor]

dudeee last night i was watching the '82 amityville horror flick. seriously the worst movie ever. we didn't even finish. :( is the whole series that crappy?

The first one ('79) was decent and followed the "true" story in the book. Just how true the events are all in who you listen to, but it was an enjoyable movie and I imagine you could easily sit through the entire film. There was a cool documentary where they question the validity of the events, where George Lutz (owner during the time of the events) was ticked at the sequels. The '05 remake with Ryan Reynolds was horrible, but I do suggest watching the original. As for any one after the second I haven't bothered with.

[Aaarg]

THE HUDSUCKER PROXY
i believe i very recently said that the coen brothers could do no wrong. i was mistaken. this movie is terrible.

KILL!
not bad, but it was no kurosawa!

THE ORPHANAGE
booooring.

[Fathom Zero]

THE HUDSUCKER PROXY
i believe i very recently said that the coen brothers could do no wrong. i was mistaken. this movie is terrible.

>: That one would be my favorite, were it not for Miller's Crossing.

[shekk]

i want an animated gif of when you see that chiq is a manjob in this movie.
watched it again last night.

http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/Eric_B/WildZero

http://www.alltopmovies.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/wild-zero.jpg

[Shadowdancer21b]

I watched Stay Alive. It sucks big time.

[Aaarg]

haha, fucking guitar wolf.

i know i've seen wild zero, but all i remember about it is that it's the guitar wolf movie.

>: That one would be my favorite, were it not for Miller's Crossing.

i really don't get the positive reviews for hudsucker. what's so good about it?

honestly, i think they did a better job with blood simple, haha. at least people died in that one!

(have yet to see miller's crossing, it's not streaming on netflix and it's just been added to the dvd queue, so there's something in the neighborhood of 493 dvds above it)

[Fathom Zero]

I dig the era, and it's exactly every fantasy I've ever had about it - the fast-talking business-y types are awesome. Paul Newman, Tim Robbins, Jennifer Jason Leigh, etc. All amazing in this movie. And how could you not love the extruded plastic dingus?

I have the feeling you might be disappointed with Miller's Crossing, not that I believe it's not good. I dunno. Just seems like it gets washed away by the Untouchables and the Godfather series.

[Aaarg]

as long as it's got people dying, it should be good. that's what the coens do best.

also, yeah, i really didn't like the fast-talking perspective.


the testament of dr. mabuse
kind of long, but cool. there's a chase scene that i really liked.

[Mad Melvin]

Machete

Meh. Far better than Expendables, but still kinda lame. The first half hour was awesome, but then they tried to put way too much plot in this gorefest and it became boring as hell.


Leon - The director's cut

One of the best action movies ever.


Brazil

I have never seen this for some reason, altough I love Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas and 12 Monkeys. It was almost as good as those two. Loved it, and the ending was beautiful and sad at the same time.


Predators

I was expecting the worst, but I was entertained. So...I dunno. It's ok I guess. Better than those AvsP atrocities.


Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

The hell with this shit.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Walk Hard had a few laughes but it could have been a 30 minute movie. We watched the extended version of it and it just went onnnnnnnnnn.

[Aaarg]

all i remember liking from walk hard is tim meadows.

but that's because i like tim meadows a lot.

(matt besser was also in it but i think he had two lines and neither was supposed to be funny)

but yeah that movie sucked.

[kahljorn]

ALL I REMEMBER LIKING FROM IT IS THE DRUG SCENES

"ITS THE LEAST ADDICTIVE DRUG. THIS ISNT FOR YOU. NO. IT HAS NO LONG TERM SIDE EFFECTS." all angry faced

[Aaarg]

yeah, the tim meadows parts, haha.

[Ex Leper]

THE SCREAM TRILOGY
in anticipation for the what will most likely be a mediocre follow up trilogy.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Oh no. Really?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://www.368musicgroup.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/ghostface-killah-2.jpg should be the star.

[Ex Leper]

I agree.

[liquidstatik]

http://i.imgur.com/WktRu.jpg

[kahljorn]

i watched GRAVEYARD OF HONOR which i really liked

ESPECIALLY THE STAIR PUKE SCENE..

BUT I DIDNT REALIZE UNTIL LIKE HALFWAY THROUGH THAT IT WAS REALLY ABOUT A SOCIOPATH

[Sam]

I SAW PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 2

IT SUCKED SLIGHTLY LESS THEN THE FIRST ONE

BUT IT WAS STILL HORRIBLE :(

[Kitsa]

I watched Temple Grandin and even though it ran rather long, I loved the hell out of that movie. But then, I like biographies and true stories so I'm guessing it's not for everyone.

[Phoenix Gamma]

Watched Back to the Future Pt 1 again. The last few minutes of the movie leading up to the lightning strike are still incredibly painful to watch. JUST PLUG IT IN DOC COME ON MARTY NEEDS TO GO HOME YOU ONLY HAVE A MINUTE LEFT OH FUCK NOW THAT END IS UNPLUGGED JESUS CHRIST HURRY OH GREAT THE CAR ISN'T WORKING GOD DAMMIT WHY ARE THESE 4 MINUTES SO EXCRUCIATING.

[Shadowdancer21b]

The Elvira version of "The Giant Gila Monster." So bad it's good.

[Aaarg]

batteries not included
a silly 80s movie about tiny alien robot things that fix things up for some old people.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Love batteries not included.

[Dimnos]

I would pay to see that porn. :lol

[Ex Leper]

Suck (2009): I thought it was pretty good & i really enjoyed the music. The only thing that I though sucked about this movie is the trailer.
ULKzZGjNFsU

[Shadowdancer21b]

Batteries not Included is so heartwarming and family friendly. I watched it all the time as a kid.

[dextire]

A friend of mine sent me a movie called "Virginia Creepers". It's a documentary about all the various local Horror Hosts over the years. Good stuff.

I was surprised to see a familiar face however:
http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv150/dextire/doc.jpg

[Kitsa]

Interesting.

I watched three movies today.

Where the Wild Things Are...I haven't read the book since I was like 3, but I'm fairly sure they took some liberties. It was ok I guess, although I couldn't shake the feeling that I was looking at a bunch of etsy listing photos in movie format. I'm not sure why.

Homegrown...not quite the average stoner comedy (can it be, with John Lithgow? How weird is it to hear John Lithgow talk about pot?) Parts were very funny and entertaining. Other parts contained fairly big plotholes and things that plain didn't make a lot of sense. I'm not sure I buy Jon Bon Jovi as a drug dealer, either. It kind of unexpectedly went dark...although not as dark as a film like Burn After Reading...and then brightened up again. I don't know. Kind of meh.

After.Life was all kinds of stupid. And I mean ALL kinds. You had Christina Ricci with her big lollipop head and Justin Long running the gamut of emotions, from blank-faced grief to blank-faced grief. The movie was chock-full of those loud orchestral jump scares, but it was not at all scary. People have compared it to Our Town but it's more Sixth Sense meets Misery, without the better merits of either. And I got so fucking tired of the constant swirls of red down a white drain.

:maul :ART :ART :ART :ART :ART

Anyhow, if you want to see a whole lot of Christina Ricci's boobies, have I found a film for you.

:boob:boob

[dextire]

Night of the Demons remake. It had decent looking demons and it took place on Halloween night, so I'm happy. :halloween2

The scene that made the whole movie for me though happened in the first five minutes by two stoners:
Two guys are up on a second ledge balcony checking out all of the trick-or-treaters' costumes, when they spot an older teen without a costume and two pillowcases full of candy. The teen then proceeds to steal a little kid's candy bucket. One of the guys then pulls out a paintball gun and shoots the punk in the back. The punk goes down and spills all of the candy on the ground, which quickly gets scooped up by the little kids around him.

The guy with the paintball gun then runs downstairs and walks up to the punk while constantly saying "No Costume, No Candy!", until finally when he's right next to the punk he screams with a rage of a person who's had one too many Halloween candies taken from them "No Costume, No Candy, Mother Fucker!" and shoots him several more times at point-blank range. :halloween2

http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv150/dextire/nocostume.jpg

[Kitsa]

I wish the avatars were wider, that'd make a good one.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Really want to see After.life now.

[Aaarg]

farewell, my concubine
a bit too long, some parts were quite unbelievable, and i spent the whole movie wondering when the suicide would occur. haha.

kingdom of the vampire
just because you have no budget doesn't mean your movie HAS to suck. this is a vampire movie about a teenage (?) vampire named jeff (really) who gets mad at his mom for killing/eating people. i would call it an angstpire movie. also, bad.

[Dimnos]

Really want to see After.life now.

Ill be downloading it when I get home. ;)

[Shadowdancer21b]

Just watched Dawn of the Dead (Romero version). Still a classic.

[Kitsa]

I think she spends the better part of the second half of the movie naked, if you're into that.

Me, I remembered Mermaids and just felt gross.

[Dimnos]

Yeah. Never saw that. Not going to have a problem. :)

[Kitsa]

I saw a movie called Helen today. Ashley Judd played a woman with depression and suicidal ideation. The movie was basically about how her behavior alienated husband #2 and her teenage daughter. It was okay, but very predictable (especially when the clone of Angelina Jolie from Girl, Interrupted made her appearance). It was also one of those cold, dreary, artsy pieces where the surroundings were meant to echo the depression and so on. Apparently depression is contagious, because I was battling it after 2 hours of minimalist gray cinderblock rooms and bleak gray beaches.

[Kitsa]

Just watched Dawn of the Dead (Romero version). Still a classic.

One of my favorites. I even kind of like the remake.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I love the remake of Dawn of the Dead. One of the few remakes that I liked as much.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I went to see Saw 3D last night. They had some minor things pop out at you in 3D but I was more impressed with how the 3D made it look like super high def.

The movie ended right at least.

[Kitsa]

I read an article that said these newer 3d movies are giving people migraines because of "unnatural eye movements".

I just finished watching Youth In Revolt. It was okay. Justin Long was almost tolerable in this one, and Fred Willard high on shrooms is amusing. Michael Cera plays Michael Cera, as usual. He's a smartass intellectual wannabe with a miserable life...Jean Smart and Steve Buscemi do well as his divorced parents, with Zach Galifianakis as his mom's boyfriend. He's in love with an unattainable Francophile who listens to Gainsbourg (but pronounces it Gains-burg for some reason, despite the over-the top trilling and phlegmy Rs everywhere else) and would do anything to escape her religious parents' clutches.

Insert hijinks and an ex boyfriend who looks disturbingly like Fred from Scooby-Doo, blah blah blah, gets the girl in the end. But all of the pseudo-Indie shit, the 70s harvest gold interiors and shag carpeting and vinyls and Gainsbourg and all that stuff...I have a lot of trouble buying it as cool and novel. Maybe because I refuse to admit that my parents were cool.

[Ex Leper]

Night of the Demons (2009) & Get Him to the Greek. I enjoyed them both.

[Kitsa]

I just watched Candyman for the first time ever. It was approximately as _________ as I thought it would be.

[Shadowdancer21b]

Pumpkinhead. Avoid the sequel, the original is pretty cool! 3/5

[Kitsa]

Keeping Mum...which includes, horrifyingly, a Rowan Atkinson sex scene.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Fido, The Omen and The Exorcist last night for Halloween.

[Aaarg]

murder on the orient express -
silly, but i liked it.

samurai chicks -
stupid, had nothing going for it.

on golden pond -
i actually liked this one a lot. if more of the movie was henry fonda being a smartass (not that most of the movie was not), i'd have loved it.

[Pentegarn]

I watched Ninja Cheerleaders starring George Takei

It is as bad and silly as you would expect it to be

[Aaarg]

kagemusha - normally war movies bore me to death. i didn't care for the battle scenes in this one (i never do), but the rest of the movie kept me interested enough to watch for nearly 3 hours.

the hidden blade - this one was boring throughout. it started to get all right near the end, but that's it. the end was awful.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I watched Ninja Cheerleaders starring George Takei

It is as bad and silly as you would expect it to be

I recorded that and my girlfriend found it on the dvr. She was just like "What the heck?"

[Fathom Zero]

I like the color palette in Kagemusha.

[Kitsa]

Watching Rinne. I AM NOTICING A PATTERN HERE, SHIMIZU.

[Aaarg]

I like the color palette in Kagemusha.

kurosawa's color movies are always great.

i'm excited because the netflix queue is just about to enter a set of like 6 kurosawa movies i've never seen. haha.

[captain516]

The Alienator.
What a hilariously bad movie. MST and Doc Mock were MADE for this sorta thing.

[Kitsa]

Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

It started off slow and boring and with more of that dude's wang than I ever wanted to see. It got funnier about 3/4 of the way through but I noticed just about all of the funny was coming from Russell Brand.

I'm glad they got their shit together and came back with Get Him to the Greek, because that was way funnier.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Scott Pilgrim vs the world.

The movie glitched out when Jason Schwartzman killed michael cera and it wouldn't start up again. Best ending ever.

[Esuohlim]

Iron Man 2

The defining moment for me was when 1.5 hours of building-up conflict was resolved by shooting a laser at a triangle for 5 seconds

[Dimnos]

Both Iron Man movies have some nice special effects but thats about it. :(

[Guitar Woman]

Sherlock Holmes!

It was pretty good. I don't know much about the source material, but Holmes' ability to determine an encyclopedia entry's worth of knowledge from one or two mundane details is either awesome and believable or completely ludicrous depending on the situation.

Fantastic fist-fights. Like, McGoohan-tier.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I really liked Sherlock Holmes. Did you watch the other Sherlock Holmes movie that came out last year?

[Guitar Woman]

There were two? I was talking about the Guy Ritchie one.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ab/Sherlock_holmes_by_asylum_film_poster.jpg


:lol Seriously

[Guitar Woman]

Oh dear, that looks terribly awesome.

[Esuohlim]

There were two? I was talking about the Guy Ritchie one.

DID ROBERT DOWNEY JR. SHOOT A LASER AT A TRIANGLE?

[Guitar Woman]

no, but he did beat up a french canadian giant with an electric tuning fork

speaking of which, the "meat and potatoes" fight is probably my favorite scene in the entire movie

[kahljorn]

WATCHED, "THE VANISHING"

GOOD MOVIE BUT FUCK THAT.

*EDIT*
FUCK THAT.

[Fathom Zero]

Creepy fucking movie.

[Mad Melvin]

The Road

Liked it. Better than Book Of Eli.


ALSO:

http://ijustine.com/the-house-that-drips-blood-on-alex-3/

[Zhukov]

How can you like the Road? You just recognise that it is a great movie and move on with your life - try to forget :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

no, but he did beat up a french canadian giant with an electric tuning fork

KURRGAN!!!!!!!!!

http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/oddities.jpg

[Dimnos]

You cant forget. You can never forget. :tear

[Mad Melvin]

How can you like the Road? You just recognise that it is a great movie and move on with your life - try to forget :(

It's not that bad on the depressing-scale. Savior, Eden Lake, Threads and Wickerman (the original, duh) are movies that are great, but I rather not watch them again.

[Ex Leper]

Tim Burton's Alice & Wonderland It was good film, but i wish Tim would make less remakes/adaptations and try to create some original stories again. Perhaps a film based on the characters from his poetry book Oyster Boy.

[Aaarg]

red beard
kurosawa is great. this movie did not feel like three hours, at all. you know a movie is awesome when you don't like the main character but the rest of the film makes up for it.

[Aaarg]

mishima: a life in four chapters
BALLS.

a river runs through it
BORE.

[soundtest]

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

Am I the only one who really didn't like this movie? Everybody I talk to thinks it's the greatest thing since the NES. I found the pacing terrible, the video game references shallow, and the plot boring. It wasn't all bad and there were some funny moments, but I had to force myself to finish it. Maybe they hype ruined it for me.

The Social Network

I went into this convinced I would hate it but I actually thought it was pretty good, accurate portrayal or not. Kinda like a modern day Pirates of Silicon Valley. I also thought Reznor did a great job on the soundtrack.

[Fathom Zero]

Soundtrack was great, but I think, even though it's a lot of allegory for nerddom, that it's gonna be dated really fast.

Same with this Scott Pilgrim business, which I didn't really enjoy. But then I have weird tastes. Doesn't help I'm a snob.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I was upset they didn't use the Prodigy song anywhere in the movie but they blare it in the trailer and previews. (for scott pilgrim)

[spookware]

I though Scott pilgrim was just crap. Its like they had a huge budget for special effects and just through it into the movie at random points. I think perhaps a 9 year old would enjoy it.

I just finished watching Four Loins which I found extremely funny.

[elx]

scott pilgrim/social network both sucked :(

[elx]

did any of you guys see skyline?

[kahljorn]

Everyone told me scott pilgrim would be a great movie if i was a 13 year old girl. Kinda surprised you didn't like it ;/

[Esuohlim]

I saw Grandma's Boy for the first time and all these shitty comedy movies follow the same formula and I'm sick of watching them.

The first 20 minutes or so was really good, which is usually the case. If every comedy made in the last decade were only 20 minutes long I'd probably love all of them.

[Sam]

I SAW SKYLINE, IT SUCKED.

I SAW THAT TRAIN MOVIE WITH NEW CAPTAIN KIRK, IT WAS ALRIGHT FOR A REAL STORY BASED ON REAL ACTUAL EVENTS THAT HAPPENED IN THIS WORLD THAT WE LIVE IN AT ONE POINT IN OUR VERY REAL HISTORY.

[Fathom Zero]

I just finished watching Four Loins which I found extremely funny.

"What're we gonna blow up, Waj?"

"Internet." :lol

[Grislygus]

Four Loins

Weirdest porno title ever.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I SAW SKYLINE, IT SUCKED.

I SAW THAT TRAIN MOVIE WITH NEW CAPTAIN KIRK, IT WAS ALRIGHT FOR A REAL STORY BASED ON REAL ACTUAL EVENTS THAT HAPPENED IN THIS WORLD THAT WE LIVE IN AT ONE POINT IN OUR VERY REAL HISTORY.

I am sorry for your losses.

[Aaarg]

the man who wasn't there
i like the coens a lot. this one makes up for hudsucker. i was totally waiting for it to turn into barton fink with the dry-cleaning guy, but it went elsewhere.

ugetsu
it was all right, but i always expect so much more from ghost movies. haha.

night of the hunter
this is the type of movie i imagine nick cave to LOVE. had some really good shots.

[dextire]

Dark and Stormy Night. A spoof of old mystery movies from the guys that made The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra.
They try way too hard, but it's good for a few laughs. :)

[Esuohlim]

I just saw Moon.

Moon is fucking awesome, and I hate movies. That's how good Moon is.

[Aaarg]

stray dog
kind of disappointing for an akira kurosawa movie! i was surprised! not much happens, is all. it stars mifune and shimura, so that counts for something.

les tresors caches de michel ocelot
this isn't a movie, but a dvd collection of michel ocelot's short films and early work. some good stuff (except the björk video), makes me wish i could have dragons and princesses sooner.

[Ex Leper]

THE ROOM: with the RiffTrax commentary

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

JACKA** 3D

I just wasn't expecting it to be as horrible as it was.

[executioneer]

it was pretty gross but i liked the bit with the jet engine

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That's the only part of the movie I liked. Also the part where Mr. Margerin got all wet in the eyes when they dropped him into the temple of doom was amusing.

[executioneer]

also: beavis and butthead [/spoiler]

[Ex Leper]

BEST WORST MOVIE: I enjoyed it, it was fun but it was also sort of depressing to see how they feel about the film and how it's effected them. The actress who played the mother was particularity sad.

[hot Kukuro]

i tried to watch Resurrection, but it's like NOWHERE online. So I had to deal with Hansel & Gretel, Ninja Assassin, and the 4th Floor.

[Kitsa]

Grown Ups. Had some okay moments but otherwise the only redeeming factor was Steve Buscemi.

It was very mild, it must have been made for "families".

[Kitsa]

Watching "Trade-In" now. Godawful.

[Shrubfest]

Deep Throat.

I see no guns, Linda Lovelace. You are insane.

Cracking soundtrack, though.

[Fathom Zero]

Grown Ups. Had some okay moments but otherwise the only redeeming factor was Steve Buscemi.

It was very mild, it must have been made for "families".

Was Colim Quinn good in it?

[Kitsa]

Yeah, he was okay.

Shrubfest: I own a copy of "Ordeal", and I did see the bruises she talks about in the book. Who knows?

I want to know which of those other chicks was the illiterate one.

[Grislygus]

just saw Fair Game, after hearing a shit ton of people label it as being mediocre as hell

good movie, actually, as good a job as they could have done. good acting, a decently forged/adapted plot arc, everything kind of blipped by at a quick pace and then it was over.

[Shadowdancer21b]

MST3K Wild Wild World of Batwoman AKA "She was a Hippie Vampire". Man that movie was bad. Several times during the show Tom Servo said "Kill Me" he even screamed for the movie to end. It's #29 on IMDB's bottom 100. Incidentally number one and two are "Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2" and "Manos: the Hands of Fate" respectively.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Deep Throat.

I see no guns, Linda Lovelace. You are insane.

Cracking soundtrack, though.


Inside Deep Throat is pretty interesting too. I highly suggest it to you Shrub.

[Shyandquietguy]

Just saw Due Date. Liked it tons until I read a review and realized how crappy some of the jokes were. Am I going too far to say this film was only made for Zach Galifinakis?

I wish I could find some Tom Servo fan sextion!

[Fathom Zero]

The Harry Potter movie. I should prolly reread them. I remember being really into them as a kid.

[replicant]

Kick Ass.. Finally saw it. Enjoyed it. Thought it was a better effort than the director's take on Stardust. The only thing that really did not jive for me was the rocket pack. That sent things over the top. Loved Hit Girl. :) Enjoyed the fight choreography.

[Ex Leper]

The Hebrew Hammer, it was lame.

[Tadao]

That was as horrible as undercover brother.

[Kitsa]

Hebrew Hammer was awful.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That was as horrible as undercover brother.

How dare you besmirch undercover brother.

[dextire]

Cobra. A holiday tradition.

[Ex Leper]

Airplane & Creepshow in tribute

[replicant]

Airplane & Creepshow in tribute

Same here! Excellent choices. :)

Glad someone said something about Hebrew Hammer. I thought it might be something quirky but that get removed off my bulging Netflix queue. Thanks for the warning!

[Esuohlim]

I WATHCED THE NEW HARPY POOTTER 8)

Obligatory comment about wanting to fuck Hermione stupid

[dunn8392]

I recently re-watched The Darjeeling Limited. It's an awesome movie and whenever I have a bad day, I like TITS and put that in the DVD player. Wes Anderson can do no wrong in my book, really.

[Aaarg]

nausicaa of the valley of the wind -
i wanted to like it, and if it were 45 minutes shorter i probably would have.

blood sucking freaks -
weird movie. i loved how happy the black midget was the whole time.

screamplay -
troma. stuuuuupid.

thelma & louise -
actually much better than expected. worth it for the rapist-murder alone, really.

thunderbolt -
when somebody can make a movie as silly as this worth watching, they're awesome. jackie chan is awesome.

tetsuo: the iron man -
seriously, fuck this movie and anybody who likes it.

[Fathom Zero]

fuck you disliking tetsuo

[Kitsa]

tetsuo was funny. But then I don't take my love for j-cinema seriously.

[Pentegarn]

Kick Ass.. Finally saw it. Enjoyed it. Thought it was a better effort than the director's take on Stardust. The only thing that really did not jive for me was the rocket pack. That sent things over the top. Loved Hit Girl. :) Enjoyed the fight choreography.

the rocket pack I am fine with, what didn't jive for me was when Hit Girl reloaded by throwing the magaznes in the air and caught them in the gun.

Like you though I enjoyed it regardless

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I watched the first 5 minutes of Transylmania and it was fucking shitty.

[Aaarg]

dude tetsuo is just a shitty industrial rock music video made by some dude who had a hardon for h.r. giger and david lynch. balls, i tell you!

also the director made gemini, which hopefully nobody's seen but it's also bullshit.

[Aaarg]

don't mind me i hate everything and it's cold and i'm surrounded by death so i hate everything much more.

[Fathom Zero]

Wah hey now, don't get down on yourself!

[kahljorn]

ALL OF HIS PLANT FRIENDS ARE DEAD YOU UNCOUTH SON OFA BITCH

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Gonna watch THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY.

[Aaarg]

that's one of the best.

my life as a dog
aka my film as a bore

[Kitsa]

"Keeping up with the Steins". It was okay, I guess.

[MLE]

Fright Night

[Shadowdancer21b]

The Divine Secrets of the Ya-ya Sisterhood. Don't watch this movie. It's terrible.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Watched the first hour of Good, bad and ugly. Wow its long.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Also, went to see Harry potter and the deathly hallows part 1. Wow was it boring and a waste of time.

[Dimnos]

The Divine Secrets of the Ya-ya Sisterhood. Don't watch this movie. It's terrible.

What? Were you thinking about growing a pussy or something?

[Pentegarn]

Gotta get pussy somehow, even if you have to grow it :layup

[Shadowdancer21b]

I watched the film with my wife.

[Sam]

:rolleyes

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://media.80stees.com/images/extraLarge/BBT014_LG1.jpg

Big Bang Theory is hilarious.

[Zhukov]

Big Bang Theory is a disgrace.

I watched Lenbanon. It was good, but not as amazing and RAW as it was promised to be. A little cliche, and not a huge amount of depth to characters that are really the only thing in the movie. Good though.

[Shadowdancer21b]

Watched Troy recently. Somehow missed all the bare manflesh the first time I had watched it. The fight choreography is awesome and it does an okay job of the story but they downplayed Odysseus. At least Ajax got some spotlight time. 3/5.

[Dimnos]

Yeah. It was an alright movie. Hector should have screwed over his family like they screwed him. Maybe then Troy would have won. :\

[Fathom Zero]

Inception. I picked up the Bluray on Amazon, coz it's 50% off.

Righteous. Christopher Nolan still does good.

[Tadao]

I liked Inception, I wished I watched it on my couch with a beer instead of the theaters though.

[Dimnos]

I wish I watched it on my couch with a vial of acid instead of the theaters.

[Aaarg]

THE FLY (cronenberg) -
better than i'd always expected.

THE FLY II -
silly.

GIANTS AND TOYS -
a silly japanese movie about a sales war between a few candy companies.

THE GIRL ON THE BRIDGE -
some pretentious-ass french movie ("film") about a knife-thrower and a girl with awful teeth. reminded me of wristcutters: a love story. also, generally when movies are black&white well after they should be, it's a bad sign (yes, fuck jim jarmusch).

THE HOST -
cheesy korean horror movie about a fishmonster. not as bad as i was expecting, for what it was.

RUMBLE IN THE BRONX -
i hadn't seen this in something like twelve years. i think it's great that jackie chan can make an otherwise unwatchable movie... kind of enjoyable. also i like to see how other cultures perceive americans.

[elx]

I liked Inception, I wished I watched it on my couch with a beer instead of the theaters though.
this is how i feel about every movie, minus the beer. hanging out on the couch is a way better date with way better popcorn imo. :(

[Aaarg]

also no fucking people

[Tadao]

I like to go to comedies in theaters. Now I go to the expensive theaters with big comfy seats and you can bring in drinks from the bar. There hasn't been a comedy worth seeing in a long time though, unless I missed one.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I like to go to comedies in theaters. Now I go to the expensive theaters with big comfy seats and you can bring in drinks from the bar. There hasn't been a comedy worth seeing in a long time though, unless I missed one.


THE EXPENDABLES.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Grand Theft Parsons. Was actually a pretty good movie.

[dextire]

Inception. I really enjoyed it.
I'm used to good special effects now days, but this movie has really good special effects! :)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'd like to watch the extras on inception.

[Pentegarn]

Inception. I really enjoyed it.
I'm used to good special effects now days, but this movie has really good special effects! :)

I just liked the unusual concept of the movie, especially the way the more dreams you go in, the more time passes differently than in the real world

But I liked it, and every movie I have seen with DeCaprio I have enjoyed, he has quickly become one of my favorite actors

[Kitsa]

Observe and Report, because my brother wants that cake as a bday cake:

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/cake.jpg


It had some funny moments. That was the year of the "mall cop" movie.

[Fathom Zero]

It didn't get enough props coz of that Kevin James abortion, though.

[Kitsa]

Ray Liotta is one of those guys who shows his stage makeup too well, though. It's something in the eyes. I think that Ed Helms kind of has problems with that too.

[Phoenix Gamma]

What I learned from Tron Legacy:

1) I can't wait for the future where we all wear sexy body suits. Hot damn.
2) Whoever wrote the lines for this movie should be fired and kept away from any kind of writing mechanism for the rest of his life. Jesus Christ.
3) I would do horrible things to Olivia Wilde even if her bangs were horribly crooked. The way she reacted to every line in the movie like it was the most fascinating thing she ever heard just made it even better.

At first I thought the movie would be amazing (the whole "ISOs" concept was pretty neat) but the plot just reverts back to stupid action mush, the characters have some awful lines, and the action scenes got a little confusing in a few spots cause 90% of the screen is black.

It could be worse, but it could be way better. Oh, and the digital Jeff Bridges was really impressive if you didn't focus on him for too long.

[Pentegarn]

Observe and Report, because my brother wants that cake as a bday cake:

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/cake.jpg


It had some funny moments. That was the year of the "mall cop" movie.

That was a very dark movie, and the end was kind of nonsensical

[Kitsa]

The whole thing was nonsensical... but I agree that it was pretty dark. I'm not 100% on why it was billed as a wacky comedy.

[The Leader]

At first I thought the movie would be amazing (the whole "ISOs" concept was pretty neat) but the plot just reverts back to stupid action mush, the characters have some awful lines, and the action scenes got a little confusing in a few spots cause 90% of the screen is black.
That's what I was expecting from it so I wasn't disappointed. :)

[Aaarg]

bounce ko gals -
some shitty movie about japanese compensating dating

kirikou and the wild beasts -
obviously not as good as the original, but i'll enjoy just about anything michel ocelot has done

cria cuervos -
i guess people like it since it has a criterion collection re-release. it wasn't so bad, just boring. also it stars one of charlie chaplin's daughters. i noticed the name in the opening credits but didn't want to immediately assume she was a daughter... but then she appeared on screen.

[Charlie.Burp]

Friday the 13th ( The remake;'09) - For everyone that saw the first "Friday the 13th" dont kill me for saying this but I never saw the 1st one. I hope the first one was really good because the remake kind of sucked. It was kind of the same as any other scary movie. Same Ole cliches; Rowdy college kids show up to woods for a camping trip or whatever. Overly sexual couple are one of the first too die, Soon after the only black guy in the film dies next for trying to act so tough [ Puts up a good fight though. ] Boy and his cautious girlfriend face off killer. Boy ends up getting killed off and girl runs off. Seems like she's the only one out of rowdy bunch to survive but later on at the end, Suprise ! Killer pops out of no where and kills her. Turns out he's not dead after all and here comes a sequel.

Sorry. I tend to babble and something tells me I watch too much television.

Renata ( spanish movie ) - I just love a good foreign movie with subtitles. Romance movie and quite a tear jerker.

Drag Me To Hell - Hate it, Hate it, Hate it. I thought this movie would be really good and scary but watching the first few minutes of it I wanted to claw my eyes out. I was expecting a Horror film, not a Horror comedy. I think I'm the only one who hated this film because everyone seemed to just love it. Maybe because I absolutley hate Horror comedys? Yea.

Ninja Asassin - I love ninjas ! & Assassins ;) This movie is pretty good in my opinion. Of course I could be saying this because of my strange obsession with Ninjas.. The story was pretty off but all the blood and gore made up for it. :)

[Aaarg]

fuck that, give me five element ninjas anyday.
7dkEHr1KIGY

(and yeah, the f13 remake was balls)

[Charlie.Burp]

Epic ! :love

[Aaarg]

you can see the full thing on youtube. from what i remember, it's worth watching. if i remember right, the plot is basically a bunch of ninja saying that they are better fighters than the chinese, and then they kill a bunch of chinese, and then a couple of chinese dudes learn how to fight back and kill a bunch of ninja.

good stuff.

generally shaw brothers wuxia films are.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Drag me to hell was great but I was expecting it to be splatstick. This local channel had a bad ninja marathon on the other day.

Enter the Ninja and Revenge of the Ninja.

[Kitsa]

I'm sick of all the animal-killing in the latest round of horror movies (Drag Me to Hell, Halloween, whatever that one was where the guy in the leather mask stalked the people in the house and killed that cat in the window)

[Tadao]

Animal cruelty is a common trait of psychopathic killers.

[Kitsa]

I understand that, but I think that the nature of the portrayals has been a bit gratuitous. There's always some sick fuck out there who will have a lightbulb go off over his/her head when they see it.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I understand that, but I think that the nature of the portrayals has been a bit gratuitous. There's always some sick fuck out there who will have a lightbulb go off over his/her head when they see it.

http://www.wkbw.com/news/local/eating-cat-100351874.html

:(

[Aaarg]

i'm not a big fan of animal killing in films, but that's because i like animals.

i very distinctly remember the scene from fear, which i saw well over a decade ago, in which the boy blows the dog whistle to call the pup back inside, and then mark whalberg pushes the severed dog head through the dog-door. :( fuck that movie!

[Charlie.Burp]

http://www.wkbw.com/news/local/eating-cat-100351874.html

:(

How could you eat a house pet ? That's revolting. :shocked This isn't news to me because I've heard in some places they eat both cats and dogs.

[dextire]

Introduced my nephew to the awesomeness that is Rikki-Tikki-Tavi.
I forgot how scary the cobras are though, I think he might have nightmares. :\

[Aaarg]

wait, the chuck jones cartoon?

there's a soviet animated version of that story and it's a much more stylized affair and it's great.

[Kitsa]

I bought that movie when I was pregnant. I love mongooses :( I used to have a Dwarf Mongoose adopted at the Brookfield Zoo when I lived in Chicago.

The cobras are scary as fuck though.

[Tadao]

I understand that, but I think that the nature of the portrayals has been a bit gratuitous. There's always some sick fuck out there who will have a lightbulb go off over his/her head when they see it.

Never mind about the lightbulb when they see a beheading.

[Kitsa]

Well, there is a certain type that goes right to humans and there's a certain type who prefers small and defenseless to start with. It's a whole sociopathic spectrum.

[Fathom Zero]

By lightbulb, you mean raging boner, amirite?

[Babs]

Just watched House (Hausu). Such a very indescribable movie but over all very intriguing. I never really knew it went to the Criterion collection.

xOBCMoDGGZU

[Aaarg]

they just released it in october

[captain516]

Tron Legacy was really, really good
but none of my friends think so :(

[Kitsa]

A relative of mine said the 3d was absolutely unnecessary.

[Dimnos]

Fuck I hate 3d. I find it always unnecessary and gimmicky. :\

[Tadao]

Anyone see Resident Evil in 3d? I wonder if that was a movie ruiner as well. :(

[captain516]

Yeah I can't imagine a lot of movies that can benefit from 3d mode.
Except maybe Jackass :lol

[Tadao]

I can't wait for "_________ Movie" guys to make 3D Movie.

[Pentegarn]

Why? So you can not watch it too :lol

[darkvare]

yesterday santa's slay was on tv i liked however i feel like santa had to do more killings

[captain516]

True Grit is the better Jeff Bridges movie.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Anyone see Resident Evil in 3d? I wonder if that was a movie ruiner as well. :(

3D didn't ruin the resident evil movie. Pretty sure it ran itself into the ground.

The only cool parts were the move for move reenactment of the Wesker, Chris, Jill fights from the Resident evil 5.

Except in the movie it was Wesker, Chris and Claire.

[Dimnos]

Chris? They actually decided to add an element from the game to the movie? :eek

[Dimnos]

True Grit is the better Jeff Bridges movie.


I hear its even better than the original. I REALLY want to go see this. Maybe tonight. :picklehat

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Yeah, since RE:...the 2nd(apocolypse maybe) one they've had Jill in it. and Claire in another.

I actually really liked the 2nd one

[Dimnos]

That latin looking guy? Didnt he die in the 3rd movie? I thought he was more supposed to be that guy running around with Jill in the 3rd game.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Carlos or something I believe was in the 2nd movie(3rd game) Chris was in the newest one. The 3rd movie is kinda hazy for me though.

[Dimnos]

Yeah Carlos or whatever was in the 2nd movie then showed up in the 3rd to die. I dont know why I give a crap about this because I think the movies suck balls. The first one was OK at best.

[Shadowdancer21b]

I watched Centurion. It was worth renting/watching once.

[Babs]

Just saw The Refrigerator, best god damn campy horror film ever. It's an absolute must see for anyone that loves campiness.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Just saw The Refrigerator, best god damn campy horror film ever. It's an absolute must see for anyone that loves campiness.

The plot sounds ridiculous.

[Babs]

I could totally give you a copy if you'd like, free of charge. Consider it a late Christmas present.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I don't have a VCR at all :(

[Babs]

Oh the glory of torrents and a DVD burner ;)

I'll even throw in The Stuff, The Pit, The Willies, the entire House collection (1-4), and Popcorn.

[dextire]

Those are some really good movies, Babs. House 1 is a favorite of mine. :)

[Babs]

If you ever want any good horror movies, you know who to talk too.

[Dimnos]

What torrent client do you use Babs? I need a new one.

[Tadao]

I wish there was a place I could pay to get Na'vi translated to Japanese.

[Babs]

I actually use Cinemageddon and Karagarga.

[MLE]

babs, can you PM me an invite to karagara pretty please? I can give you an invite to demonoid or xtremewrestlingtorrents :< Or send you cookies.

[Babs]

I have demonoid already but I can see what I can do. By the way, Cinemageddon is A LOT better than Karagarga (has a better selection and more variety) in my opinion a long with easier to keep a better ratio.

[MLE]

I'd be interested in both and would send you a whole batch of homemade shortbread dipped in ghiradelli dark chocolate. Srsly.

[Dimnos]

Do you got anything that isnt for elitist jerks but still good?

[Babs]

You mean my trackers or the actual client I use? Because I just use uTorrent for my client. If you're speaking about the tracker, I could send you an invite to Demonoid if you wanted.

[Mad Melvin]

Oh man, I would love to have an invite to Demonoid, but all I got in return is just some Voddler invites, which are useless 'cause registration is apparently free nowadays. :\

Anyway, back to topic. Just watched Buried and Black Swan. Buried was a little dissapointing after hearing so much praise for the film, but it had me on the edge of my seat most of the time. Ryan Reynolds managed to be a lot less Ryan Reynolds than usual, so I didn't have the urge to carve my own flesh. Decent movie, which will be erased from my memory within a month.

Black Swan was another letdown. I expected so much after I saw the trailer and especially after the phenomenal "The Wrestler", but all I got was some watered down "The Tenant". I didn't really care for the characters, so even the horror parts didn't do nothing for me. I didn't exactly hate the movie, but it was just a big MEH. Maybe i'll see it again some time, if I just wasn't in the right mood for the film or some shit.

[Tadao]

I've got a bunch of Marx Brothers set to record on TCM on the 31st.

[dextire]

A Night at the Opera is my absolute favorite Marx Brothers movie.

Watched Arsenic and Old Lace; another classic favorite of mine.

[Kitsa]

Just got back from seeing Gulliver's Travels.

It's a very standard Jack Black movie. Pretty much everything you think will happen does. There's no new ground broken there.

[executioneer]

he shoulda played a yahoo instead of gulliver

[Kitsa]

I guess I can't have a problem with it, because that's his whole thing, and there are funny parts. But I don't need a spoiler tag when I say that he saves the day with a big musical number because EVERYONE KNOWS IT WILL HAPPEN.

[Aaarg]

rebel without a cause -
had never seen it. disappointing. i don't get why so many people like it, or james dean.

jason and the argonauts -
again, had never seen it. harryhausen is great. the movie itself was so-so, but worth it for the animated skeletons alone. totally. i like when special effects took effort.

blue velvet -
oh my god, fuck david lynch. such great reviews, such awful films.

i think tonight we're watching the newest incarnation of metropolis.

[Fathom Zero]

I like Blue Velvet, Lost Highway, and Mulholland Drive. Eraserhead is the only movie too creepy for me to watch all the way through, which gets props from me. I don't like Dune and Inland Empire is just intellectual masturbation. Rabbits and Dumbland are great, though.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Confessions of a Shopaholic.....it was on after Don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood.

[Tadao]

Despicable Me - Good for a kids cartoon. At least the story is somewhat original. (I think :( )

Devil - Only good if you are really bored and want to watch a total of 8 people interact.

The Other Guys - I laughed a couple of times.

Resident Evil: Afterlife - Suckfest 2011

[kahljorn]

saw true grit. Thought i was gonna see a gritty western but saw a comedy in a western setting with a little kid.

[Zhukov]

Resident Evil: Afterlife - Suckfest 2011

Agree with you there. Shite it was.

[Fathom Zero]

I saw the Family Stone recently and it's pretty good. It's not overly chick-flicky and the family in the movie reminds me a lot of my own. So there ya go.

[Kitsa]

I'm trying to watch The Horde. I have no idea what the fuck is going on. Understanding French does not help me here.

[Tadao]

HAPPY 100 PAGES!

[Tonny]

Last night,I watched the Resident Evil:Afterlife,I found the moive keep the tradition of the series Resident Evil–Hot Girls,Handsome Boy and Cool Action.Original director-writer Paul W.S. Anderson returns for this fourth installment in the science-fiction action series based on the popular videogames. Milla Jovovich is back as Alice, who has superhuman powers due to a favorable reaction to the T-virus that has turned most of the rest of humanity into zombie mutants. Alice storms the evil Umbrella Corporation’s headquarters in Tokyo with dozens of clones of herself in an attempt to take out Albert Wesker (Shawn Roberts), the head of Umbrella. Alice barely escapes with her life, but she is thankful that Wesker injected her with a T-virus cure that makes her human again. Alice takes off in a two-seater plane to find signs of life. Her first scenic stop is Alaska, where she is reunited with Claire Redfield (Ali Larter), who is suffering from amnesia. The two fly to Los Angeles and land on a high-rise prison roof downtown in an attempt to help some survivors that are flagging them down. Claire is surprised to find her brother, Chris (Wentworth Miller), inside. Together they fight the zombie mob pounding its way inside the complex and escape to the Arcadia—a ship transmitting a signal that promises safety for humans but is really a trap set by Wesker.

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[Fathom Zero]

Look what you did, Tadao. LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID.

[Tadao]

NO WAY! It's because Zhukov quoted me!

[Kitsa]

"Eat, Pray, Love" at my mother's request. My GOD what a fucking painful chickflick patronizing slog of a movie.

[Esuohlim]

I finally got to see "The Hangover", the most over-hyped comedy since Superbad. At first I was afraid it was going to be wacky and awful like Dude Where's My Car, and then I was pleasantly surprised with how grounded the movie was in reality, for the most part. Until we get to the Mike Tyson and Chinese mafia scenes, then I completely lost interest.

[Kitsa]

Paranormal Activity, again because my mother hadn't seen it and wanted to.

It's even more stupid and horrible the second time around. The only suspense is waiting for the scary to happen. It never does.


MEEEEECCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Tron 2.0 Legacy the 2nd one.

It was radical.

[Tadao]

Lol, I refuse to watch superbad because after 5 minutes I start day dreaming about anything else.

[Zhukov]

I watched about 1/4 of Superbad before realising that I didn't find it funny so probably shouldn't waste my time.

[Aaarg]

metropolis -
i do prefer talkies, but this movie is great. i love the motions of the machine man witch lady

the samurai trilogy -
could have used more duels and less lady-whining, but i guess that was the point of the films anyway. i loved how much was shot outside, especially in the first one. also it's mifune so it's automatically good.

rosemary's baby -
much better than i expected. had never seen it before.

[captain516]

1990 The Bronx Warriors is pure 80s cheese and I love it. Also, Fred Williamson.

[kahljorn]

if I wanted to see a stupid movie to laugh at would DEVIL be a good movie or would i just feel frustrated

[Zomboid]

I actually didn't think Devil was as ridiculously bad as I expected.

I definitely agree about the Hangover, though. Fuck, do I ever hate that movie.

[Tadao]

It wasn't bad, it was just boring in parts.

[elx]

Devil - my buddy and I watched this last night for movie night. It was really bad, like, hilariously bad. He figured out the entire plot the first fifteen minutes in so we only stuck with it to see if he was right or not. and of course the ending was painfully weak, as it always is with m. night films.

Black Swan - I really hated it. I think it was sorta like scott pilgrim and I was just expecting too much going in. I only saw it as a huge waste of potential.

Hang over/super bad - agreeing with you guys, both were lame -- they all are these days though:(

I think the worst movie i've ever seen though has got to be Wanted. It was like they just threw in a bunch of cliched elements from ever other hollywood film and gave up. Morgan Freeman as the narrator, some ancient asian legacy, some secret messages that are hidden in cloth for the secret underground society that is saving the world and the typical father/son dynamic and then angelina jolie in leather... I can still complain about it and it's been years!

[Zhukov]

Yeah, I hated Wanted.

I don't know if I would have hated it more if it had stayed true to the comic (which it didn't) though, since I hated the comic too.

[Tadao]

I don't think I've heard of Wanted until now.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Its the one where they can CURVE/ARC a bullets trajectory by flicking their wrists while shooting a gun. I watched a video of the gameplay for the Wanted: videogame and the blindfire ability is like throwing a grenade but with bullets.

[Tadao]

OH GOD, IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOW, never watched it thank god.