Last Film(s) You Watched

[All Hail Duke]

scott pilgrim

[Dimnos]

God damn it Duke. I can't take it anymore. How was the fucking movie? I don't give a shit that you simply watched it. Tell me something. Did it suck? Was it better the second time you watched it? Did you have any mother fucking feeling about it what so ever? Anything at all?

[Tadao]

Who Cares 3D

[Dimnos]

I DO! The sequel!

[Tadao]

Pretentious Artist Doesn't Feel The Need To Share : The Trilogy

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The glitched ending I saw of scott pilgrim was amazing. The dvd glitched out at the end so he never got to use his 2nd life.

[darkvare]

saw thor like a week ago pretty good

[WhiteRat]

Watched a bootleg of Thor the other night. It was alright. Natalie Portman's ass is tight.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I only caught the after credits part of bootleg thor. More NF.

[All Hail Duke]

God damn it Duke. I can't take it anymore. How was the fucking movie? I don't give a shit that you simply watched it. Tell me something. Did it suck? Was it better the second time you watched it? Did you have any mother fucking feeling about it what so ever? Anything at all?
i generally don't review movies since i sum up my feelings on it in about 3 words (w/ the exception of the watchmen movie where i spent half an hour typing up me ripping it a new asshole) because i'm a lazy ass and nobody gives a shit what i have to say

but i'll humor you-
i liked it the first time i saw it, liked it again when i watched it yesterday
michael cera is a one fucking dimensional actor but i tolerate him in the role
mary winstead is really nice eye candy, even more so w/ pink hair

[kahljorn]

This isn't a fucking list board dude its a message board consider appending some thoughts and constructing a message

i dont understand the point of posting if all you do is list shit ;/

[All Hail Duke]

i know that, other boards i frequent(ed) has/had this exact same topic and everyone else does/did the same thing i do and nobody asks for anyone elses opinions, so i'm just keeping it familiar/simple

and i watched Manhunter this morning :)

[Tadao]

Oh, so you think we are like every other board out there?

1 week ban!

[Mad Melvin]

YOU AIN'T FROM AROUND HERE ARE YOU BOY

Watched The Other Guys. I wanted to like it, but it had like a couple of good jokes but the rest was just boring.

[WhiteRat]

YOU AIN'T FROM AROUND HERE ARE YOU BOY

Watched The Other Guys. I wanted to like it, but it had like a couple of good jokes but the rest was just boring.

I had really low expectations for this but found my self Laughing My Ass Off (LMAO), especially when the Rock and Sam Jackson jumped off the building.

[Esuohlim]

The Other Guys is surprisingly polarizing here. Maybe low expectations is the key

[WhiteRat]

The Other Guys is surprisingly polarizing here. Maybe low expectations is the key

Maybe that's the case. I'm not a Will Farrel fan at all, with Anchorman being the only other movie of his I actually liked. Surprisingly I really liked The Other Guys. Plus Eva Mendes is really hot so maybe that helped.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Yeah. The opening was great. I liked the part where they kept getting bribed. Badass billy gunn was at the knicks game behind them.

[Tadao]

Dude WhiteRat! Have you seen Stepbrothers? That was funny. I hate The Other Guys.

[All Hail Duke]

saturday night fever
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[Mad Melvin]

Michael Keaton was the highlight of The Other Guys for me. Something about the way he just randomly splurted out TLC lyrics made me chuckle.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I loved the part where they try to talk the guy out of suicide too and mark wahlberg grabs the p.a. and is like "Alright, we all know that you're a scumbag and everyone hates you."

:lol

[WhiteRat]

Dude WhiteRat! Have you seen Stepbrothers? That was funny. I hate The Other Guys.

I stopped watching Stepbrothers half-way through it. I thought it was terrible.

[Kitsa]

I have Black Swan from Netflix but am afraid to watch it because I don't want to be the sort of person who watches it. If that makes any sense.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I want to be one of those people that watch Black Swan. My girlfriend actually just bought it at target so we could watch it together.

[dextire]

I have Black Swan from Netflix but am afraid to watch it because I don't want to be the sort of person who watches it. If that makes any sense.
Yeah, I feel that way about The King's Speech. :)

Watched Friday the 13th Part III (my favorite of the bunch) and the documentary His Name Was Jason.
It's a pretty good documentary that isn't made for TV as it shows the kills.

[kahljorn]

has anybody seen atlas shrugged yet?

What the hell ever happened to preechr, anyway? dude was all excited about that movie forever ago

[Mad Melvin]

Due Date

Good god. I'm pretty sure I didn't smile once during this crap. I love Robert Downey Jr, seriously, I would propably give him a blowjob if he asked me, but he was annoying as hell in this. And that Zack Galfifanfaiifas guy, oh boy. I wanted to beat his pudgy and hairy face with a crowbar. But that was propably the whole point of the character, so the jokes on me I guess.

So yeah, didn't like Due Date. At all.

[Fathom Zero]

has anybody seen atlas shrugged yet?

What the hell ever happened to preechr, anyway? dude was all excited about that movie forever ago

I thought it looked pretty good. I really want to see it. They've got a bunch of no-names in the leading roles, which I really dig.

[kahljorn]

yea im kind of excited to see it, but nobody I know of has even watched it yet ;/

[Kitsa]

I'm not the biggest fan of Ayn Rand so I will probably not watch it.

In regard to Due Date, I saw an interview with Robert Downey Jr in which he stated that it is one of the best movies he's ever done. I spent the entire rest of the interview trying to figure out if that was a serious statement.

Also, I know that chick isn't Liv Tyler but I keep thinking she is.

[kahljorn]

i heard ayn rand smoked crystal meth :lol

[King Hadas]

Ebert said it was boring and it only tells the first part of the story, apparently it's going to be a trilogy.

[Kitsa]

Watching Black Swan now. It's either about a crazy girl who can't get away from her mom long enough to masturbate, or about a crazy girl who can't get away from her mom long enough to have lesbian sex with Mila Kunis. Still not sure.

And really glad I'm not watching it with my mom.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Death race on edited cable tv. Its falconing amazing.

[Kitsa]

I thought Black Swan was okay, but not the tour de force people kept claiming it to be.

I liked the director of the ballet better when he was dressed in drag in Elizabeth.

[Tadao]

Movies are so lame nowadays that a decent movie looks like a tour de force.

[Kitsa]

ECwEukAxMeM


Her eyebrows bear a disturbing resemblance to mine :(

Elizabeth, not the Duc d'Anjou.

[Mad Melvin]

Harry Brown (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1289406/)

I really liked it. Michael Caine was such a badass and the guy is almost 80 years old. Dark movie and it made me hate teenagers almost as much as Eden Lake. The finale was a bit weaker than the rest of the movie, but it still works.

[All Hail Duke]

thor...what a pile of shit

[Zhukov]

I actually thought Thor was acceptable. Some bad bits, but certainly not as crap as I thought ti would be. It made me chuckle a few times, at least.

Harry Brown got reasonably bad reviews, I thought, but I wanted to watch it because I thought Michael Cain looked like a hard man in it, so I guess I will finally see if I can track it down.

Kitsa, I didn't see you as the type who would say "tour de force".

[Kitsa]

I don't normally use gratuitous french.

I was halfassedly quoting others.

[Zhukov]

That's ok. I don't think Tour de Force is really French. At least, not in the sense that people use it - "It's like Tour de France except it's FORCE."

[Mad Melvin]

Harry Brown got reasonably bad reviews, I thought, but I wanted to watch it because I thought Michael Cain looked like a hard man in it, so I guess I will finally see if I can track it down.

To be honest, the movie wouldn't be all that special if Michael Caine wasn't in it. It tries to make a statement about the increase of gangs in Britain, I guess, but it quickly dissolves into a borderline exploitation movie. I enjoyed it all the same.

[darkvare]

i watched priest it was kinda meh but they had a 3d trailer of the new pirates movie and the 3d effects in that one look great

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I want to see the new pirates movie something fierce.

[Pentegarn]

"It's like Tour de France except it's FORCE."

That and not everyone in a tour de force is doping and roiding

[captain516]

That sounds like a 90s action movie.
"Tour De Force-coming soon on home video"

[Fathom Zero]

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[Fathom Zero]

Last Movie watched The Green Hornet. The Green Hornet is Great Action Comedy. If I had to describe this movie in one word it would be Excellent and Hilarius.

for posterity

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Pirates: On stranger tides. I really liked it. Even though it had a new director the shots were still very solid. The plot made sense. Some scenes were in caves and it really brought the feel of the Pirates of the Caribbean ride to life moreso than any of the other films.

[Ex Leper]

Terror Firmer

[Tadao]

OH GEEZ

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Terror Firmer is one of my favorite films. Definitely the best Troma movie.

[Kitsa]

I still like Cannibal! The Musical the best, but Terror Firmer is pretty good.

The director's commentary on Cannibal is way better than the actual movie.

[Ex Leper]

I've only seen the ones Doc Mock played and a few others. I'll probably watch Tromeo & Juliet next. I need to go through all the ones on Hulu

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You need to watch more. Lloyd Kaufman is one of my heroes.

[kahljorn]

WALTER KAUFMAN IS ONE OF MY HEROES

KAHLJORN COUGHMAN IS ALSO MY HERO

[dextire]

I also saw Pirates 4. The absolute best 3D film I've ever seen. Really amazing. :)

[Fathom Zero]

Was the newest Nightmare on Elm Street worth watching at all? I was kinda interested at the time and it's pretty cheap to watch now.

[dextire]

It was better than I thought it would be. I liked it a hell of a lot more than the Halloween and Friday the 13th remakes.

[Babs]

I almost completely forgot about the Nightmare on Elm St. remake. I remember RoG saying something on here about don't go and waste your money and wait until it's available on DVD to "get". Guess I have something to watch tonight, nothing to lose.

[Tadao]

I've seen it. It took me 5 tries to finish it. My mind kept wandering.

[darkvare]

the hangover 2 is similar to the first but a lot nastier still pretty funny though

[Shrubfest]

I'm watching the Star Wars films. Having never seen them before.

[Babs]

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, best of the best. Plinkett would agree.

[Esuohlim]

I saw BRIDESMAIDS a couple days ago, and while I may have left my testicles in the theater I WILL SAY that it was pretty damn funny and I'm glad I saw it.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The one preview for Bridesmaids is all like "THE FIRST CHICK MOVIE THAT ISN'T TERRIBLE"

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Also saw previews for BAD Teacher and THE NEW MUPPETS movie. I'm pretty sure they are both the same movie.

Also, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_and_Eric%27s_Billion_Dollar_Movie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_and_Eric%27s_Billion_Dollar_Movie)

[Fathom Zero]

A billion dollars to make a movie. :lol

Also, that has the greatest cast I've ever seen.

[Ex Leper]

The Muppets haven't had a good movie or telefilm since 1996. Hopefully Segel will be able to save them. At the very least Thog is back.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I've always wanted to see the show and I'm finally watching it. Its pretty good but there are like a hundred dudes in it.

alec baldwin
Ian mckellen
Jonathan winters
Tim curry

Like every asian guy from the 90s

Some other guys

[Tadao]

I'm interested in seeing Bridesmaids.

[Kitsa]

I have an old Muppet Show backpack from the 80s that I'm considering washing and putting back into regular use. I was all about the Muppet Show. Especially Madeleine Kahn. :(

Just got "The Other Boleyn Girl" that came up in Netflix, but am hesitant to watch again. Mostly because I hate fictionalized accounts of Tudor history. Mostly anything of value gets taken out and replaced with OOOOH, PRETTY DRESSES. Although I did enjoy the whole depiction of Anne Boleyn's brother regularly buttraping his wife in The Tudors. That may have actually happened, considering how much she hated him.

Anyway.

[Mad Melvin]

The new Pirates of the Caribbean in 3D. It was alright, I guess. Really boring at times and some of the new characters were 2 dimensional as fuck and no amount of 3D effects didn't change that. On the other hand I really liked the mermaids and Black Beard was ok too.

[Kitsa]

"The Other Boleyn Girl". What a horrendous piece of shit that was, despite the best efforts of perfectly respectable actresses Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johannsen. If historical accuracy could cause injury, that movie would have a papercut.

Much as I figured it would be, they wadded up the majority of the actual history and tossed it aside to revel in playing Pretty Princess.

[Esuohlim]

I can't believe I waited this long to finally see Reservoir Dogs, but it's fucking fantastic. I can't remember the last time I enjoyed a movie this much, it's even better than Pulp Fiction.

[kahljorn]

A SNAKECHARMER.. A FUCKING DOCTOR!

[Fathom Zero]

I have a Marvin Nash action figure. He's in a box with Two-Face at the moment.

[WhiteRat]

the hangover 2 is similar to the first but a lot nastier still pretty funny though

I thought it was a stinker. Definitely not worth the 9 bucks I spent to watch it.

[Ex Leper]

I can't believe I waited this long to finally see Reservoir Dogs, but it's fucking fantastic. I can't remember the last time I enjoyed a movie this much, it's even better than Pulp Fiction.

A great Pogo style ripoff using this film
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[Fathom Zero]

Pogo really liked it. He's a Dainumo fan.

[Colonel Flagg]

Saw Pirates in 2D with my son, 2 of his friends and my 8-year old daughter. This may have been the first movie we all saw together that we all enjoyed equally. That says something.

[Dimnos]

Was Blackbeard a bad ass?

[dextire]

Finally saw The King's Speech. The most I've enjoyed an over-hyped movie since The Dark Knight. :)
Geoffrey Rush is incredibly awesome in it.

[Kitsa]

I liked it too. I heard there was a televised version without the swearing bit and thought that would be doing the movie a major disservice.

[Tadao]

I don't think it was over hyped.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

He was a total badas.

[dextire]

I liked it too. I heard there was a televised version without the swearing bit and thought that would be doing the movie a major disservice.
Yeah, I don't think anyone could make the case that the swearing was unnecessary.

And yes Dimnos, Blackbeard was badass as all hell! :rock

[Mad Melvin]

Battle: Los Angeles

More like Aliens and Explosions. Thats all it was. I just watched it and I have already forgotten the majority of the movie. There were no characters I cared about and the shaky cam started to piss me off in the first 10 minutes. Yeah, it's a intense battle. We get it. No need to shake the fucking camera around like a junkie in withdrawal. They even casually stole the "explosion makes character momentarily deaf" bit from Saving Private Ryan. Even the special effects failed to impress.

A waste of time.

[darkvare]

the new x men movie really a lot better than i was expecting

[Pentegarn]

^^^

I heard this as well

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

the new x men movie really a lot better than i was expecting

Was Azazael's scenes good? Like beginning of X2 good?

[darkvare]

i don't wanna spoil it but yeah he is pretty bad ass

[Tadao]

Zhukov reminded me that I watched Whip It. Pretty fun movie, I don't know what else to say about it. It's got a good story, funny scenes, good acting. All the things a normal movies should have.

Also watched Lovely Bones last night. Shit got trippy and to top it off it was backed by a bunch of Eno.

[Dingus Knucklehumper]

the new x men movie really a lot better than i was expecting
It wasn't terrible but more action would have been nice.

[Kitsa]

I was in Niagara Falls over the weekend so I watched that imax movie (again, same movie they've been showing for 10+ years now). It was ok. It sort of glossed over a lot and, with the exception of the whole legend of the "Maid of the Mist" in the beginning (suicide in a canoe), they only focused on the people who went over the falls and survived. I'd have done the exact opposite, in order to persuade dipshits that it really isn't the greatest idea. The drop might feel awesome but then there are those rocks at the bottom, and the suffocation while you're waiting to be hauled in.

The funniest part for me was when they opened the doors to let us out and were trying to channel us past a giagantic wall of DVD copies to buy for some crazy amount and take home. They said we could use our ticket stubs for a small discount. I bet a lot of people do it, too.

[darkkitten]

127 hours

By the end of this movie I :x:\:(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I was in Niagara Falls over the weekend so I watched that imax movie (again, same movie they've been showing for 10+ years now). It was ok. It sort of glossed over a lot and, with the exception of the whole legend of the "Maid of the Mist" in the beginning (suicide in a canoe), they only focused on the people who went over the falls and survived. I'd have done the exact opposite, in order to persuade dipshits that it really isn't the greatest idea. The drop might feel awesome but then there are those rocks at the bottom, and the suffocation while you're waiting to be hauled in.

The funniest part for me was when they opened the doors to let us out and were trying to channel us past a giagantic wall of DVD copies to buy for some crazy amount and take home. They said we could use our ticket stubs for a small discount. I bet a lot of people do it, too.

Was it in the pyramid building movie theater?

[Kitsa]

yep.

[Mad Melvin]

Super

It was pretty good. A LOT darker than I expected. There was a scene near the end which came right the fuck out of nowhere and increased the directors respect points by 10. Also, Kevin Bacon.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

yep.

I tried finding that once driving around Clifton Hill but I just figured it wouldn't be made out of a giant pyramid so I never got to it. Sounds like its pretty cool though.

Super

It was pretty good. A LOT darker than I expected. There was a scene near the end which came right the fuck out of nowhere and increased the directors respect points by 10. Also, Kevin Bacon.

Super sounds like an amazing film.

[Dingus Knucklehumper]

Super is great if you like your comedy extra dark.

[kahljorn]

RACISM IS NOT PERMITTD ON THESE MESSAGE BOARDS, DINGUS

[Dingus Knucklehumper]

Wow :lol

I'm just too new to know if that's supposed to be a joke. I certainly hope so. :confused:

[Esuohlim]

Racism is no joke

I've been oppressed long enough. Now you've made me mad

[kahljorn]

Wow :lol

I'm just too new to know if that's supposed to be a joke. I certainly hope so. :confused:

WHATEVER I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT AND IM WAY TOO PISSED OFF TO DEAL WITH THIS. I JUST HOPE A MOD WILL SEE THIS AND ACT APPROPRIATELY

[Dingus Knucklehumper]

Awwwwwww maaaaaaaaaaaaaan

I swear I didn't mean nuthin' by anything. I mean it's not like I said you people to any of you people.

But hey....... whatever it takes to make things right. I will personally pay to have the panties of any and all offended parties professionally unbunched.

Just send me the bill.

[dextire]

Skyline. If Asylum had a huge FX budget I'd imagine this movie would be the result. :)

[Tadao]

Skyline was horrible.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I don't use suround sound that often but watching tombstone with it on. Holy shit it kicks ass. Also the first time watching tombstone.

[dextire]

Tombstone is awesome with any sound. Also watch The Quick and the Dead if you haven't.

[Kitsa]

@10K: Last time I went to see that IMAX movie was when I was going to school in Ithaca, like 2 hours away from the falls, and it was just something to do. They had a big gift shop, but not the NatGeo one that's there now. We exited through this weird brick building that had a couple more souvenir shops and this abandoned food court.

At the abandoned food court, I was intercepted by an Indian gentleman who wheedled us into eating something at his restaurant. For some reason, I actually agreed to this. My now-ex was asked to help him open the shutters of this food-court restaurant, and there was his entire family seemingly living in this little area behind the counter. And they all just sprang to work making naan and whatnot like they'd been waiting for this their whole lives.

It's the most uncomfortable meal I've ever eaten.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol prob the best damn indian food ever though. Punjob indians or native american canadian indians?

[Dimnos]

My new bother in law is a India indian and he makes the BEST fucking curry. :yum

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

There were a ton of awesome parts in tombstone. I'm torn between two favorites. when the bartender tells a guy hes had enough to drink and the drunk guy is all like "i don't take no mouth from no bartender" then slapping the bartender across the face.

A then the multiple rampage montages towards the end where they just go around merc'ing fools.

[Kitsa]

I don't remember it being horrible. I just remember sitting in an abandoned food court eating naan and some sort of vegetarian korma while the man's whole family stared at me from the counter of the booth they'd opened just for us.

I felt so bad I played American and left a big tip.

He was northern Indian. I know he wasn't a Sikh.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

There's a really good restaurant around there too that is shaped like an U.F.O. too.

[Kitsa]

I've heard that the breakfasts are great but everything else sucks.

Didn't watch any movies last night, just an ep of Dexter :moviethread

[Dingus Knucklehumper]

There were a ton of awesome parts in tombstone.

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My favorite 5 minutes

[Dimnos]

My favorite part is when that guy is sneaking up on Erp with a shotgun and Doc yells his name out real loud. He looks totally confused and all "oh I wasnt doing nothing with this here scatter gun. Please don't kill me." :lol

[Dingus Knucklehumper]

Heh

Yeah I couldn't find a clip with just that part

[Mad Melvin]

Drive Angry

LOOK EVERYBODY! 3D! COMINATCHA!

The only thing I liked was that William Fichtner guy.

[Tadao]

I have Drive Angry, I hope it isn't gay. :(

[Mad Melvin]

It kinda was. Sorry. :\

[Fathom Zero]

I'm going to watch When Harry Met Sally because I said I would watch it. What's wrong with me.

[Tadao]

Well, maybe the True Grit remake is good. :(

[Fathom Zero]

It is! You should watch that!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Need to watch the true grit remake too.

Started watching Jay and Silent bob strike back.....the plotline heavily mirrors the current pram maven situation.

[Dimnos]

Well, maybe the True Grit remake is good. :(

compared to drive angry it's one of the best films ever made. :lol

[Dingus Knucklehumper]

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sorry about the audio

[All Hail Duke]

mulholland drive
it was interesting to say the least

[Esuohlim]

Mulholland Drive is on my list of movies I want to watch eventually. That and Fargo. Those are the only two I remember right now :(

[kahljorn]

i like fargo a lot :(

muholland drive is ok

[Mad Melvin]

Fargo is one of my favorite movies. I've watched it about 20 times in my lifetime.

Yesterday I watched Paul. You know, the Alien movie with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. It was watchable. There weren't that much laugh-out-loud moments, but it had kind of a charming nerdy feel to it. It's not nearly as good as Shaun Of The Dead or Hot Fuzz, though.

[Dingus Knucklehumper]

Super 8 was disappointing

[Kitsa]

I watched Boondock Saints again the other night.

It's too bad that Troy Duffy had to be a massive tool about himself, because despite the hackish parts there was some solid stuff there. I saw Overnight a long time ago and, although I'm not dumb enough to believe it's the whole truth, I think it probably isn't far off.

Boondock Saints 2 mainly just annoys me, mostly because of the obnoxious accent Julie Benz puts on. Why can't anyone just talk normally?*


*see my many, many arguments as to why House has to be an American.

[WhiteRat]

Skyline.

Saying that the ending made me laugh is a huge understatement.

[Pentegarn]

I watched Boondock Saints again the other night.

It's too bad that Troy Duffy had to be a massive tool about himself, because despite the hackish parts there was some solid stuff there. I saw Overnight a long time ago and, although I'm not dumb enough to believe it's the whole truth, I think it probably isn't far off.

Boondock Saints 2 mainly just annoys me, mostly because of the obnoxious accent Julie Benz puts on. Why can't anyone just talk normally?*


*see my many, many arguments as to why House has to be an American.

Are you arguing that House should have a British accent?

[Kitsa]

I'm saying that there's nothing particularly objectionable about the way that Hugh Laurie talks naturally, and that I don't see why they decided that there was no way that the character could be British in origin.

He could do his Lord Monty if he wanted.

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[Pentegarn]

Well part of his personality is rude and acidic, and Americans would need the person to be American, or French

[darkvare]

just saw kung fu panda 2 it's ok i can't comment on performaces since i saw it in spanish

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I liked the first one for being a kids movie starring Jack Black.

[captain516]

Best Worst movie, followed by American Splendor. Strangely enough, Best Worst Movie was sadder.

[Pentegarn]

Watched Pirates 4. I liked that they shifted the focus to Jack Sparrow, he was the main attraction and should be treated by the story as such, plus seeing as they shat on the whole plot between Bloom and Knightly's characters and relationship, they needed to not bother with either of them going forward.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The thing I liked best about pirates 4 is how they
Actually included Ponce De Leon into the story. My biggest gripe about the film before seeing it is that nothing was mentioned about him at all even though the movie was about "The Fountain of Youth."

[Kitsa]

That name always makes me giggle. It makes me think of a prancing Portuguese dandy.

[dextire]

Just got back from watching Super 8. Fantastic! I absolutely loved the hell out of it. :rock
Classic Spielberg all the way.

[Tadao]

Did he replace all the guns with walkie talkies?

[kahljorn]

and all the blood with explosions?

[Pentegarn]

I watched Sorcerer's Apprentice, it was better than I thought it would be

[Dimnos]

Agreed.

[Kitsa]

I just can't get behind Nicholas Cage.

[Pentegarn]

In the right role Nick Cage is OK

[Dimnos]

I just can't get behind Nicholas Cage.

But you can get behind Russell Brand? :blah

[kahljorn]

I'm trying to think of a movie with nicholas cage that i liked.
cant think of one.

speaking of which did anybody ever watch the new bad leiutenant that had him in it?

[Tadao]

Valley Girl

[dextire]

I liked him in Lord of War, Windtalkers, and Gone in Sixty Seconds.

[Kitsa]

The Coen bros' True Grit. Really enjoyed it. Except for the "older" Mattie at the end, who I didn't think was similar enough to "young" Mattie.

[Dimnos]

I liked Adaptation and Raising Arizona and I dont care what anyone thinks.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

He's really really good in that movie where he parts an alcoholic who tries to od on alcohol and falls in love with a hooker in either l.a. or hollywood.

I liked ghostrider and the wicker man for being cheeseball fun though.

[kahljorn]

oh yea, i liked adaptation kind of. Will have to check out raising arizona.

[All Hail Duke]

He's really really good in that movie where he parts an alcoholic who tries to od on alcohol and falls in love with a hooker in either l.a. or hollywood.


leaving las vegas

[All Hail Duke]

and raising arizona is a damn good movie

cage can be a solid actor, he just has this habit of choosing to star in shit house movies

at the very least we dodged a bullet with him in burton's superman

[Kitsa]

But you can get behind Russell Brand? :blah

I think Russell Brand is a bit misunderstood/underappreciated and I think much of that is his own fault.

[Pentegarn]

I'm trying to think of a movie with nicholas cage that i liked.
cant think of one.

What about Con Air or The Rock?

Granted those were good in spite of Cage, but still

[Dimnos]

I can agree with The Rock. Con Air on the other hand... only if you consider it a comedy.

I think Russell Brand is a bit misunderstood/underappreciated and I think much of that is his own fault.

When he first came over to America, he did a stand up bit on CC. It was fucking terrible. I mean terrible. Possibly the most pathetic and unfunny thing I have ever seen. I dont think the word misunderstood or underappreciated diverse that kind of association.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I like cage because he does films he wants to do. Even if all of them aren't that great.

[Pentegarn]

I can agree with The Rock. Con Air on the other hand... only if you consider it a comedy.


I kind of did :lol

[executioneer]

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004687

[darkvare]

just saw this movie called monster camp its about larping its kinda sad but very entertaining at the same time
I'm trying to think of a movie with nicholas cage that i liked.
cant think of one.

speaking of which did anybody ever watch the new bad leiutenant that had him in it?
i watched that one is pretty good

[Dimnos]

:lol

[darkvare]

there's this grown man like in his 40 who lives with his daughter, plays wow all day and when he isn't he is larping, the daughter complained that they didn't spent time together and his solution was to make her an account and play with her

[Dimnos]

Thats dumb. Larping is like playing dress up. Girls like dress up.

[Kitsa]

When he first came over to America, he did a stand up bit on CC. It was fucking terrible. I mean terrible. Possibly the most pathetic and unfunny thing I have ever seen. I dont think the word misunderstood or underappreciated diverse that kind of association.

I've got his New York comedy show on DVD. I agree that it wasn't his best stuff. I generally don't like his standup because it's so recycled (you know you're going to hear the "if I weren't famous, this haircut would just mean mental illness" line, and so on).

I believe he's genuinely intelligent. I believe he's genuinely clever. I believe he's having a hard time finding elements of his comedy style that are relevant here. I mean, a lot of people in the UK can't stand him. So I think his reaction is to sort of become a caricature of himself, which is often sad and unfunny.

Anyway, don't want to overanalyze the man. I find him funny and I likes what I likes.

[creeposaurus]

X-men: First Class. It was comically inaccurate but I wasn't disappointed.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

As in it wasn't accurate per the comics or it was so inaccurate to something else it was comical?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I still need to see the movie I just read through this green lantern review.

http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,2078072-2,00.html

Its an in depth review of the green lantern movie from an idiot. Just reading through it almost sent me into a rage. Then a lot of other people already commented on it so it made me feel better.

[dextire]

:lol
Green is evil! Yellow is the color of the sun!

There's... there's just so much wrong with that review.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I wanted to say something about soilent green vs yellow scare and how the green lantern movie is good juxtoposition against these typecast colors.

[creeposaurus]

As in it wasn't accurate per the comics or it was so inaccurate to something else it was comical?

Wasn't accurate per comics

[Tadao]

Why, what did the comedians say was inaccurate?

[Pentegarn]

I still need to see the movie I just read through this green lantern review.

http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,2078072-2,00.html

Its an in depth review of the green lantern movie from an idiot. Just reading through it almost sent me into a rage. Then a lot of other people already commented on it so it made me feel better.

You know, for a liberal "cultured" know-it-all, the reviewer certainly didn't seem to know that Green Lantern existed before pretty much everything he bitched that it ripped off :lol

EDIT: Also I had to pile on in the comment section too :lol

[Mad Melvin]

The Elephant Man

I've always been meaning to see this movie and now I finally did. I feel very sad. :(

A masterpiece.

[Pentegarn]

I still need to see the movie I just read through this green lantern review.

http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,2078072-2,00.html

Its an in depth review of the green lantern movie from an idiot. Just reading through it almost sent me into a rage. Then a lot of other people already commented on it so it made me feel better.

I think the critic disabled comments on his article cause he was getting verbally ass raped :lol

[Pentegarn]

Oops nevermind, my browser was just not loading them :lol

[dextire]

Brainiac. It's an old Mexican horror movie from the 60's that I'd somehow never heard of.
It's pure b-movie cheese gold! :)

[kahljorn]

ive seen that its preety good. i think i had his lit up eyes for an avatar for a smidgeon or at least thought about it ;/

[kahljorn]

i like when they're anncounging his crimes at the beginning and they're all, "FUCK EVERYBODIES WIVES" or something and he just laughs.

[darkvare]

i watched robocop and i still cry when the cops shoot him:tear

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[All Hail Duke]

x-men first class

pretty solid except for the broads playing emma frost and mystique

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Maniac cop 3. Hot damn this movie is ridiculous. Over the top action with a renegade zombie cop.

he's also apparently "the black rambo of terror"

[captain516]

Green Lantern reminded me of Dune. Not storywise or anything, but in both cases they tried to adapt a sci-fi epic and it just doesn't work as one movie.

[dextire]

It's because Ryan Reynolds is just too deeply Canadian isn't it? :(

[Phoenix Gamma]

Just got back from Green Lantern. I only saw it because Ryan Reynolds is one of three actors I'd totally go gay for (the other two are Pierce Brosnan and Joseph Gordon-Lovett).

It wasn't the worst movie I ever saw. It's better than Daredevil, for certain. But then again, I think Thor looks shitty and don't even want to see it. I just wish Green Lantern had more action; it definitely reminded me of Iron Man where the whole damn thing was exposition until the end when the movie suddenly comes to a halt. I was so pumped for the fight and it was over before it even got heated up (and the award for subtle spoiler goes to...)

Also, the pacing was fucking weird. They'd dwell on some things forever but then WOOOP HAL'S FLYING. The scene where the ring calls him is literally:

"Well I was at my 11 year old nephew's birthday for 5 whole minutes. I'll just walk to my car and OH FUCK WHAT WHERE AM I GOING FUCK SHIT PISS".

Followed by more of Hal brooding infront of his babe. Then he gets into a fight in a parking lot and OH HEY I ACCIDENTALLY A GIANT FIST.

I'm just fucking sick of superhero movies. Can we go back to coming up with new ideas so we can stop milking old franchises?

[captain516]

What? you lost me at Joseph Gordon-Lovett.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I would gay the hell outa ryan reynolds.

[Phoenix Gamma]

What? you lost me at Joseph Gordon-Lovett.
Woops. Levitt. Dunno how I goofed that.

[All Hail Duke]

the power rangers movie

i don't know why, there probably was something better on

[Mad Melvin]

Love and Other Drugs

My girlfriend forced me to watch a chickflick with her. The first half of the movie was basically softcore porn. The second half was by the numbers romantic comedy with the most annoying comical sidecharacter ever. So yeah, I pretty much hated everything about this movie (excluding Anne Hathaways tits), but at least I got laid.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Might watch that later again.

Watching coneheads. Fucking love this movie.

[Kitsa]

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

It was okay, I didn't like it as much as the first one. The kid who plays Rodrick is really good. It's nice having a movie for kids that doesn't have the whole Disney shitty-kids-show thing ballsing it up.

[Fathom Zero]

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/9359/tumblrlnhjp1pkja1qz7a0c.png

[Dimnos]

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

It was okay, I didn't like it as much as the first one. The kid who plays Rodrick is really good. It's nice having a movie for kids that doesn't have the whole Disney shitty-kids-show thing ballsing it up.


Holy crap. Kitsa liked a move?!

[Kitsa]

I like lots of movies. Not recently, but you know.

I went through my whole $10 giftcard at the video store yesterday. :(

[All Hail Duke]

art of the steal
those guys got fucked over hard

[captain516]

Somebody pointed out to me that the Captain America movie is a reboot. He said they made one in the 90s starring JD Salinger's son. I thought it might be cool....
Oh God, what a piece of shit, I'll never get those hours back.

[Mad Melvin]

There Will Be Blood

This was maybe the 4th time I watched it. One of my favorite movies. I fucking love Paul Thomas Anderson.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Somebody pointed out to me that the Captain America movie is a reboot. He said they made one in the 90s starring JD Salinger's son. I thought it might be cool....
Oh God, what a piece of shit, I'll never get those hours back.

You can skip out on all the early 90's superhero movies(capt america, spider man, some other garbage). I remember being disapointed with them when they came out.

There Will Be Blood

This was maybe the 4th time I watched it. One of my favorite movies. I fucking love Paul Thomas Anderson.

Great movie, I've only seen it once so far.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Daredevil was on tv when I went home for lunch. I forgot Collin Farrel played bullseye. :/

When they introduced Fisk they were playing "Lapdance" by nerd and it made me crack up. Then I remembered that it probably came out when this movie was released.

[Kitsa]

I've got "The Last Exorcism" and "Inception" at home, haven't gotten to them yet.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Has anyone seen Transformers 3?

[Pentegarn]

Managed to successfully avoid it so far

[darkvare]

i just came from watching transformers 3 its better than number 2 but worse than 1 one thing i must say optimus is one cold blooded killer

[kahljorn]

man i hate inception sort of.

fucking juno is an annoying character, and it seems like all the other characters were added more for plot convenience than anything else. "HEY, YOU CAN GO INTO DREAMS RIGHT? ALSO BRING THAT BABY IM SURE HE HAS SOME KARATE MOVES TOO."

but yea i really hate juno. I think it would've been cooler if t here was no juno. Pretty much all the other characters end up looking like inexperienced cockmonkies cause of juno. plus she's annoying and bitchy and a know it all. It would've been cool if she would've died because she was cocky.
also that movie is totally not deep. It's more like an action movie than anything else.

although i do kinda wonder if he was still in a dream at the end. but even if he was its still gay and not deep.

pretty much the only character i like in that whole movie is the guy from 28 days later. he should've gotten a best actors award for that movie.

[Ex Leper]

Killer Klowns From Outer Space in anticipation for the announcement of the sequel. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Killer-Klowns-2/104296156279669

[All Hail Duke]

heard about that, but not liking the 3-D nonsense

caught most of The Missing, pretty good i suppose

[All Hail Duke]

i must say optimus is one cold blooded killer

one of the few things i liked about those movies is this

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

i just came from watching transformers 3 its better than number 2 but worse than 1 one thing i must say optimus is one cold blooded killer

That's pretty spot on. Still no Grimlock. It seemed like they focused more on the humans again. There were still a few "Missing Transformers" scenes where they just go missing for 20 minutes of the movie and then are back.

Optimus Prime seems like he just runs on adrenaline.
He goes around kicking butt then starts losing. Then all of a sudden he's like "If I talk like a leader I fight better!" Then commences to kick butt again."

When he walks over with the shotgun though and blasts that guy had me :lol.


edit: Also saw it in I-Max 3D. Got there kinda late so we had to sit on the side. There is a part where they are sliding down something and it looked amazing because I actually had to turn my head to the right side of the screen.

As with every Imax movie the imax scenes were worth it. Although an entire film is never directly filmed with it.

[MarioRPG]

I watched The Wicker Man with a bunch of friends and if we didn't talk all the way through it I think I would have just left.

[Otto]

I watched The Wicker Man with a bunch of friends and if we didn't talk all the way through it I think I would have just left.

The original or the Nick Cage remake? Because I lost it during the bees scene in the remake and a bunch of dumb old fogies got mad at me because I laughed like a madman through the whole scene.

Not a new film for me, but the latest film I watched was David Cronenberg's film version of Naked Lunch. I originally saw it on a VHS cassette that I bought at a flea-market when I was twelve. Diehard Burroughs fans may hate it, but I loved it just as much as I did when I was twelve and terrified that my dad would catch me watching it.

[Grislygus]

The Mechanic!

I was happily surprised that it didn't suck old-man balls.

[Kitsa]

I'd never seen Zoolander before, and I watched part of it yesterday. It was better than I thought it would be, unless the gasoline fight was the peak of the whole movie.

Also made the decision to skip "Inception". I used to really like Ellen Page, back in the TPB days, and I have Hard Candy on DVD. She kind of lost me around Whip It, which seemed like Ghost World Lite to me for some reason. Anyway, I watched the South Park Inception ep and I think I've got the gist.

[Kitsa]

Mugabe and the White African.

This movie reinforces my lifelong decision to stick to my former list of countries I'd avoid like the damn plague. Zimbabwe is on the list. It's just one of those places that won't go well if you're not on the violent guy's side.

[kahljorn]

is ellen page the juno girl?

i also watched zoolander on usa or whatever yesterday :O :O
i didnt get to see the gasoline fight part but my friend was telling me about it

[Sam]

I just watched Dolls by Stuart Gordon and it was creepy. :(

[All Hail Duke]

predator
gonna put in the dc of legend in a few

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Predators. It wasn't terrible. Sophia thought it was fun as shit.

[Sam]

BABY SAMJEW KNOWS WHAT UP.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Baby samjew calls the shots

[Sam]

Tromeo and Juliet for the millionth time.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I still haven't seen that for the 1st time.

[Kitsa]

The scene with the jiffy-pop stomach always gets me.

[Phoenix Gamma]

My buddies and I are having a movie night every week. Our first movie was The Thing.

That movie is waaaaay funnier than it wants to be. We were laughing the entire time. Really awkward editing and script. I'd probably be scared shitless if I was 8.

[Mad Melvin]

What's wrong with the editing? The Thing is very well edited and paced in my opinion. The special effects are very good also, and still manage to impress me (excluding the stop motion). Carpenter has also managed to capture the sense of isolation and tension you would expect. I love the movie, even without nostalgic glasses on.

[Dimnos]

The black and white is where its at. :\

[darkvare]

the back to the future trilogy after playing the game i felt the need also bought a hotwheels delorean

[dextire]

Brides of Dracula. It's a direct sequel to Horror of Dracula, so Dracula is dead (meaning no Christopher Lee) and ninja Van Helsing is after a pretty boy vampire this time.
Fantastic film. :)

[All Hail Duke]

green lantern-
it's hardly the worthless pile of shit critics say it is, but it's generic as all hell
the cgi is fucking terrible
the way krona and parallax were used was a mistake
it's too short
not enough time spent on oa or with some of the central lanterns
the set up at the end was really weak

if warner is gonna go ahead with a sequel, it'd need a new writing team and they shouldn't interfere this time

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

kinda hoping that green lantern bombed in the writing dept so the sequel doesn't mess up the deadpool movie.

[Fathom Zero]

I was out the other day and my friends asked me if I wanted to see a movie with them. I said sure and they asked me what movie I wanted to go see. I told them, "The Green Hornet," as it was, of the two 'Green' movies, the obviously better choice. They told me it was already on DVD.

I felt dumb.

So we saw the Green Lantern and I was bored and definitely fell asleep for a stretch of it. Coming back home, I borrowed my bro's copy of the Green Hornet and was quite happy with it. Srsly, I loved the Green Hornet.

Also, saw American: The Bill Hicks Story.

I don't have to say anything - you already know you should watch it. It's a fantastically made doc.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Really wanted to watch the green hornet. Same thing happened to me, went to check online to see when movie times were and it was on dvd, only like 3 months in theaters.

[Phoenix Gamma]

What's wrong with the editing? The Thing is very well edited and paced in my opinion. The special effects are very good also, and still manage to impress me (excluding the stop motion). Carpenter has also managed to capture the sense of isolation and tension you would expect. I love the movie, even without nostalgic glasses on.

Lots of awkward cuts and fades. Sometimes someone will say something to someone, and the camera will just hang on them...and nothing happens...oh right we need to fade out! Okay!

I remember one part where the black guy who wasn't on rollerblades was tied up with another dude, and the black guy is all "LET ME OUTTA HERE! COME ON!" Then it just cut right to the other guy being tied up by himself. Or another scene where one of the dudes asks the doctor something, and the doctor just says nothing, and there's a long pause of nothing, then the camera fades out. It leads to some unintentionally funny moments.

Lots of scenes were a lot funnier than they were supposed to be. I think the only time we jumped was when one dude's stomach grows a mouth and eats a guy's hands as he's about to use a defibrillator. But even after that we were laughing because that shit was so silly. :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Man. Dyck everyone who is not drunko in the giorgi right now. Right in your srunk footfilled mouth.

[Kitsa]

From Dusk Till Dawn. For the second time- saw it first in a theater.

I totally forgot how fucked up that movie was. Salma Hayek looked uncomfortable with the snake.

[Pentegarn]

Salma Hayek looked uncomfortable with the snake.

You spelled 'hot' with way too many letters

[Kitsa]

Also, I know about the foot fetish thing (everybody does), but seeing it carried out on-screen is just really squirmy to me for some reason.

[Pentegarn]

I just heard about the foot thing Friday while I was listening to podcasts at work

[kahljorn]

are you guys talking about how quintin terrantino has a foot fetish?

you can totally tell cause he always has a shot with some woman's feet in his movies ;/
like in deathrace doesnt kurt douglas lick some girls feet or something?
then there's kill bill with the foot scene in the pussy wagon etc.
inglorious basterds theres the part where the girl gets shot in the leg and he holds her feet