Last Film(s) You Watched

[Tadao]

NO KIDDING!
JOKE! :p

[kahljorn]

the man really shines through when shemales make faces other than the few obligatory expressions which are ambiguous. Depends on the face, though.

I CONSIDER :O <<< THAT FACE TO BE PROBABLY THE MOST TYPICAL SHEMALE FACE.

[Babs]

your dad cums on your face and dem shemales

[the Platinum Poppy]

;o

have any of you guys ever seen Solaris?



I've seen the first movie and read the book... haven't seen the remake with George Clooney though.

It's by far the best alien-imitating-humans story ever.

[kahljorn]

yea solaris is a cool movie ;o just long and kind of has a drawn out begining. other than that its fabulous...

your dad cums on dog faces, babality >:

and then on your face afterwards i dunno i dont really want to get into the details its kinda gross.

[kahljorn]

apparantly you like to tagteam dicks with your dog though

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Watched part of Scary Movie 3 while falling asleep last night. I forgot how hilarious it is. Even though it's more kinda like Airplane 3.

When they're fighting over the teleprompter and end up hitting a bunch of key the news reporter still tries to read it "O Shizl Gzngahr!" cracks me up every time. Spoof of Bruce Almighty but still hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KZb-EKZPwE

30 seconds

[kahljorn]

i watched the fall tonight. thats a really good movie i think ;o

[Sam]

I watched the original My Bloody Valentine with all the cut-out gore put back in it. I really liked it and the Canadians in it were silly. :rolleyes

[WhiteRat]

The Usual Suspects

Probably the 50th time i've seen it but nothing beats watching it with someone who's never seen it before. MINDFUCK.

[Kitsa]

I had a bit part in a movie that Kevin Spacey was in. He walked up to a group of us while we were waiting for something and started talking to some of the extras. He looked around and said, in what I think was a mock Spanish accent, "Don't call me Fer-NAN-do." Then he walked off.

I've always been a little mystified about that.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I caught the end of Death Wish 3 yesterday followed up by Commando. Rockin'

[Zomboid]

Good ol' AMC.

[WhiteRat]

Yeah, AMC seems to love to play the Death Wish movies followed by a dash of Commando or some other shitty but somehow great movie.

God bless AMC.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Kentucky Fried Movie.

I HEART KY

[WhiteRat]

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Dear god is Mila Kunis smokin' in this.

[Kitsa]

I watched part of National Treasure and it was stupid.

[MetalMilitia]

The Spirit - Awful film. Really terrible. Got about half an hour in before I had to turn it off. It looked great, I'll give it that but the dialogue was unbelievably poor.

No Country For Old Men - Still great.

[Kitsa]

No Country For Old Men is wonderful.

I got the book, even though I'd never read any of Cormac McCarthy's other stuff. I understood that the movie was very, very loyal to it, and it's true. But I couldn't get past the writing style.

It was written like this: "He opened the door and walked inside and leaned into the closet and pulled out a pair of boots and put them on and walked into the other room and checked the refrigerator."

I mean, it's his writing style, but my brain flooded with all the run-ons until I got used to it.

[ZeldaQueen]

I watched The Ten Commandments. I got as far as the parting of the Red Sea, but then I had to give up.

[kahljorn]

death of a salesmen :O awesome movie.

cept for the crazy scenes

[Sam]

The Transporter 3 - uuuggghhh :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The Transporter 3 - uuuggghhh :(


:lol, how bad could it be?

[Dimnos]

The Transporter 3 - uuuggghhh :(

I got 10 minutes into the first one and knew it, and any that might follow, was crap.

[kahljorn]

I watched changeling last night and it was okay!

DEATH OF A SALESMAN. WATCH IT.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Rewatched Quantum of Solace the entire way through sober. I liked it a lot more. I'm still not a fan of the opening car chase scene though.

[Sam]

I just saw From Beyond and it blew my MIND :eek

[kahljorn]

From Beyond's pretty cool :O i love lovecraft movies and i love that guy that is from reanimator. Have you ever seen Dreams from the witchhouse? That movie's crazy as mofo !

[Babs]

Watch Castlefreak, directed by the same guy and pretty uncalled for. You'll love it.

[King Hadas]

Ringu - In order for a remake to be worth a damn it has to be far superior to the original, that's why remakes of really old horror movies are usually okay (Body Snatchers, The Thing). The American remake of Ringu is only better in some areas, special effects for example, and actually worse in others, Sadako's eyeball is scarier than her stupid, blue "Exorcist" face, so Ringu should probably usurp The Ring's place in my head, but I saw The Ring first and it has a special place in my heart that Ringu just can't fill. Did you know the first commercials for The Ring were aired after midnight, they were basically excerpts from the in-film short film but the thing was the commercial didn't in any way indicate it was a commercial. Spooked me pretty bad at the time, especially the upside-down spinning chair.

[Tadao]

I watched Ringu first before the Ring came out. That movie creeped me the fuck out. I took the American version with a grain of salt, so I was able to enjoy it as well.

[Kitsa]

I was so used to vengeful longhaired female ghosts that Ringu didn't faze me a bit, and I thought The Ring was mainly silly. I think that the scariest out of the whole American series was the short, "Rings".

The remake of the Grudge was dumb as hell, but the first time I saw Takako Fuji come down the staircase as Kayako in the J-Cinema version, she scared the shit out of me. I mean, to a level where I was uncomfortable being home alone, which is stupid.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

Saw Hellraiser on the big screen in 35mm last week. Watched the second one today, first time in ages. I like the second one way, way better. Rare case of sequel surpassing the original.

[Babs]

The Jerk and Christmas Vacation, so.... go shove it.

[Kitsa]

I love Christmas Vacation :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Saw Hellraiser on the big screen in 35mm last week. Watched the second one today, first time in ages. I like the second one way, way better. Rare case of sequel surpassing the original.


The 2nd one is with the cracked out doctor right? I liked that one a lot better than the first.

[Angryhydralisk]

This Is Spinal Tap. I can't believe I dicked around that long on watching it. This is brilliant!

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

The 2nd one is with the cracked out doctor right? I liked that one a lot better than the first.

Yes it is...and probably the last good one in the series.

[Tadao]

Yeah, Hellraiser in space was horrible. Yes it's nice to hear about the toy maker, but it was still lacking in feeling.

[Zomboid]

Doc Chanard was really effective, I thought. I prefer the second one to the first, as well. I haaaated part 3, but I didn't mind Bloodlines so much, and Inferno was good if you don't count it as a real Hellraiser movie. The rest are pure shit. Especially the newest ones.

[Tadao]

Inferno? I don't think I know that one.

[Zomboid]

I can't remember plot exactly, but it's got a real mind-fuck vibe to it and the protagonist has a hell of a time (LOL!!) trying to figure shit out. I remember a scene where he his mother was behind a locked door being tortured. Pretty messed up stuff.

Edit: A couple bits of trivia from wiki:

The film is unique amongst Hellraiser films in terms of underplaying the traditionally high gore factor. Many scenes are pull away shots where the moment of violence is only suggested, not shown. In fact, the murder of the main character's mother is not shown at all, and merely suggested by horrible screams that gurgle as something awful is done (whose details are left to the viewer's imagination) and a huge amount of blood flowing under a locked door.

The movie's plot line parallels that of Jacob's Ladder.

---
Apparently, it's the only one in the series classified as "psychological thriller," which is nice, 'cause everything else after Hellbound was shitty horror :(

[Tadao]

Awesome! I love it when they don't actually show the gore and you totally imagine that you saw it.

[Charity]

The last movie I saw was "The Spirit". I liked it, though it has a different feel to it than traditional super-hero movie. I loved all the inside references. There are things you will only notice if you read comic books.

[The Leader]

I loved all the inside references. There are things you will only notice if you read comic books.

Could you please elaborate?

[Charity]

There is a street named Iger. Iger was Eisner's business partner when they founded a comic packaging company. He warned Eisner not to go into comic books. The truck that the villains use has Ditko written on it. The name of one of Octopus' goons is Donenfeld. Harry Donenfeld was the Publisher of DC that forced people to sell the rights to their creations before he would publish them.

[Babs]

Go on...:posh

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Yeah, Hellraiser in space was horrible. Yes it's nice to hear about the toy maker, but it was still lacking in feeling.


Everything in space is horrible.

Hellraiser, Leprechaun, Jason, Critters. Only thing good in space was Killer Clowns and that's because they're from outer space....and they came here.

[Kitsa]

My boyfriend persists in believing that the real title of "Jason X" is "Jason Goes to Space", in a Muppet-capery fashion.

No, he really believes that's the title.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol That's awesome

[Dimnos]

It probably would have done better at the box office if it really was called that.

[King Hadas]

Jason X is one of the best films in the series though. The sole reason it isn't remembered fondly is they messed with Vorhee's iconic image by giving him battle armor.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

SPACE BATTLE ARMOR. Probably made by Dr. Wily too.

[darkvare]

jason x also had some really good kills and i always laugh at the androids falling nipples :)

[Tadao]

Just finished Sicko. I was so glad it ended on a Cat Stevens song. I feel so horrible that I have given up on America and humans. I'd rather run from this country then try to change the minds of half the country.

[Kitsa]

I was a little skeptical about the quality of the Cuban treatment.

She went to...a....doctor.

He gave her......a.....diagnosis.

We'll never know if it was the right one, but it was pretty much the one they wanted to hear.

Michael Moore has some really good points, but some of his stuff I stop well short of buying wholeheartedly.

And I'm neither conservative nor republican.

[Tadao]

All Moore's pictures are misleading. The make a very good point about what we should be awareof and they are very effective, but it is not a documentry. More like a propaganda fuled editorial. I love the guy though.

[Dimnos]

If he didnt fill his "movies" with so much propaganda bull shit someone might have listened to him. But he did so they dont.

[Dimnos]

Best thing ever though was when he walked into a bank and they gave him a gun.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It's been a while so I watched Wet Hot American Summer again. I'm still up in the air if I like that better or The Ten. Both are fantastic.


Pancakes: Have you watched The Ten yet?

[Tadao]

Best thing ever though was when he walked into a bank and they gave him a gun.

Hehe Bowling in Columbine was awesome.

[Zhukov]

Just watched Let The Right One in, which is a Scandinavian vampire film.


I really liked it, and I would give it 5 out of five. A lady got attacked by a house full of cats then she burst into flames, a little boy got hit in the face by a stick, and a guy pours acid on his own face.

[Ant10708]

Big Trouble in Little China = awesome :rock

[Dimnos]

Big Trouble in Little China = awesome best movie ever:rock

Fixed

[darkvare]

i just watched martyrs a really weird french film the ending was kinda dissapointing and made it look like a snuff film

[Zhukov]

Wolverine: Origins.

Was disappointed, but it was still a good movie. People die that shouldn't have died. CGI was used where CGI shouldn't have been used.

[kahljorn]

Originally Posted by Ant10708 http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=626654#post626654)
Big Trouble in Little China = awesome best movie ever:rock

For serious. There was a period of time in which we watched that movie every night :(

[MetalMilitia]

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans - Mehhhhhhh, kind of rubbish.

[Tadao]

Lol, I'm working my way through all 3 right now.

[Tadao]

Phantasm 1-4

1 isn't as good as I remember, 2-3 suck ass, 4 was cool in the beginning but turned to shit fast.

Still funny to watch though.

[Dimnos]

I had a bootleg copy of the first underworld move. It was in black and white and the edges of the screen were kind of grayed and faded out, like a really old film. I think it did wonders for that movie.

[Kitsa]

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[Dimnos]

"He was the hack that invented it back in the 40s or something."\

:lol

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

God, I love the Onion! :D

[Tadao]

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans - Mehhhhhhh, kind of rubbish.

Should have been called Underworld: Forbidden Love Story

Yes we understand the concept. You already told us in 1 and 2. There was so much room for other tales.

[Kitsa]

my favorite line was, "That announcement was a huge disappointment to fans and Shatner alike."

It's so true. :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Went to the local premiere of a movie called "Poundcake". It was shot in Buffalo, NY and takes place here in 1987. I went to see it because of the story and setting location being here but it ended being a really awesome dark comedy. There was this one jerk character who sold houses who sounded and acted a lot like Will Arnett <3. He wasn't doing an impression of him or anything....just got the same jerk vibe from him. He has a hook for a hand so it leads to some comical parts. He gives a high five to the main chars younger brother and he's like "Hook it up"

I don't think it will be released on DVD anytime soon but if you get a chance to see it at a theater please do.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

Watched Sandler's 'Bedtime Story' with my nieces. It was cute, surprisingly funny as well. Also watched Benjamin Button...which is still Benjamin Boring.

[MetalMilitia]

Fanboys - This film was shit on so many levels, which is a shame because it seems like it could've been good.

[brokensaint82]

Had a zombie movie day today, started ou with 28 days later, moved to Dawn of the Dead the remake, went to Shaun of the Dead, then to Zombi, reuturn of the livin dead and now I'm watchin 28 weeks later helecoptor versus zombies :D

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I think I'm the only one but I really didn't like 28 days later. Haven't bothered to check out 28 weeks.

[MetalMilitia]

Lethal Weapon 1 & 2 - Why don't they make films like this any more? Kind of buddy-cop semi-comedic action thrillers about South African drug lords with diplomatic immunity.

Still watchable films imo.

Cross of Iron - This was one of those 70s films what while being overtly about World War 2 - specifically an officer trying to get the Iron Cross - has some kind of undecipherable sub-plot that you're supposed to understand though the process of osmosis or something. I mean I hate it when films spell everything out for you and I am basically an idiot but I'm not sure if there was some deep meaning to certain parts of the film or if it was just non-sense.

Another thing that was kind of amusing was how some of the people in the film put on a reasonable German accent while others didn't even bother trying and used their regular English accent.

[Kitsa]

I loves me some zoombies, but I didn't like 28 Weeks Later at all.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Went to see Next day air. It was a typical gangsterish, drug money, people with guns, wisecracks and drama but it was good. I thought Mos Def was going to be in it but it's more like a cameo. Maybe worth renting.

[Zhukov]

I just saw JCVD, and I was very impressed with it. The best Jean Claude Van Damme movie I've seen, that's for sure. Really quite moving, and interesting as well. I felt for the man.

[brokensaint82]

28 weeks later is ok....for some parts i guess, like the helicopter part, anyways watchin Hot Fuzz, its alright, not as funny as Shaun of the Dead but it still has it moments

[kahljorn]

28 days later and 28 weeks later are like opposites. In 28 days later its basically mediocre up until the end when the guy goes crazy and kills everyone. 28 weeks later starts out strong (like the scene with that guy ditching his wife) and gets gayer and gayer as it goes along, leaving you with a bad taste in your mouth at the end instead of a fun climax :(
movies centered around children are usually aggravating and stupid.

[Zhukov]

"movies centered around children are usually aggravating and stupid. "

Truth.


I just saw Twilight. I don't know if they count as children but it was a reasonably interesting twist of a love story ruined by a shitty thriller movie thrown in to give it much needed substance. Still, not entirely bad.

[brokensaint82]

i agree although some movies with children in them do enact a certian quality like this example;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq_2GOoFaXE

[Kitsa]

Finally got around to watching Slumdog Millionaire....really liked it.

[MetalMilitia]

October Sky - Really liked this. It's the film of the book The Rocket Boys - some kids see the Sputnik satellite and decide to build a rocket to win the state science fair, but the main character's father wants him to work in the coal mines instead. It's pretty much the standard story of overcoming all odds in pursuit of a dream but still very enjoyable to watch.

Last King of Scotland - Not bad by any means but I can't say I'd ever watch it again.

The Wind That Shakes the Barley - Set in 1920s Ireland - the story of the IRA fighting for Irish independence from the English. Reasonably good film, but of the three I watched yesterday this is my least favourite.

[Kitsa]

I loved The Wind that Shakes The Barley. But it was very long and very slow.

I heard Last King of Scotland was very violent...as I suppose anything with Idi Amin would be...how was it?

[MetalMilitia]

Yeah it was violent but not as bad as it could've been considering the subject matter.

Otherwise it was a decent thriller but rather long and I didn't like the main character that much.

[Kitsa]

Did they cover his love of the shortfall guillotine?

[Babs]

Just got done watching Swamp Thing and it was fantastic. Ol Swamp dick.

[brokensaint82]

Just got done with Desperado and Once Upon A Time In Mexico...nice dumb action movies for me to giggle at....and Selma Hyack :D

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Just got done watching Swamp Thing and it was fantastic. Ol Swamp dick.


Have you watched "The Ten" yet?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Finished watching "Silence of the Hams". I remember it being a lot funnier 15 years ago. Still had some funny parts in it.

[kahljorn]

nah twilight wouldn't really count as "Children."
Children suck in movies whenever somebody is being overprotective of them to the point that everybody in the movie ends up dying because of some stupid kid and the adults who fuck everyone over for their sake.
That's why I like the beginning of 28 weeks later.

[Babs]

Have you watched "The Ten" yet?

I feel like you keep recommending me this movie. I know you have recommended it to me a couple of times but I just read a summary about it and I think I might have to seek this out or just rent it.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

If you liked Wet Hot American Summer you'll love The Ten. Same people just a few years more advance comedy. I've watched it with a few different people. The people who didn't think it was funny I don't respect anymore.

[brokensaint82]

I saw a preview for it and it looked good might check it out right now its super hero night in my house, so Batman Begins, iron Man, The Incredible Hulk and Dark Knight are on the list tonight

[Zhukov]

The Baader Meinhoff Complex.

Was let down with it, but still enjoyed myself a bit. I guess. Andreas Meinhoff was an annoying fuck, very strong scene of police beating people near the start was not capitalized on by Mr. Meinhoff being too much of an arse for the entire first half of the movie. I never knew the guy so maybe it was an accurate portrayal.


Was disturbed by the full frontal nudity of children.

[Kitsa]

is it a documentary or an interpretation?

[Zhukov]

Interpretation.

[Tadao]

http://audrey.yaresse.com/jesus_camp-thumb-320x473.jpg

[Babs]

who's in that house?

JC

[ZeldaQueen]

http://audrey.yaresse.com/jesus_camp-thumb-320x473.jpg
That was disturbing. Especially when the lady was ranting about how Harry Potter was evil and would have been burned centuries ago for witchcraft. Apparently it passed over her that he was fictional.

Just saw the Star Trek movie today. It was fun, though I never saw any previous Star Trek films so I can't say if it was in the same spirit or not.

[Tadao]

That was disturbing. Especially when the lady was ranting about how Harry Potter was evil and would have been burned centuries ago for witchcraft. Apparently it passed over her that he was fictional.

:lol That was the least disturbing part of the movie you nut.

[Kitsa]

The whole thing was disturbing. I watched an ep of Intervention last night where the guy was adopted into a family who was similarly inclined. Besides that, the fact that he was also desi and felt he didn't fit in meant maybe the heroin thing was not a total surprise.

[kahljorn]

I WATCHED TAKEN WHICH WAS BASICALLY A BIG PORK SANDWICH. ALSO SAW SOME OTHER MOVIE THAT SUCKED. CANT REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS. OH YEA, THE ORIGINAL PRODUCERS. IT HAD MOMENTS BUT OTHER THAN THAT ...

WHAT IS THE NAME OF THAT AMERICAN VERSION OF YOJIMBO WITH BRUCE WILLIS I CAN'T REMEMBER THE NAME :(

I HATE THOSE CHILDREN IN JESUS CAMP, THE ONES AT THE END WHO ACCOSTED THAT BLACK OLD CHESS PLAYER I WISH I COULD BEAT THEM TO DEATH. SMUG CHRIST LOVERS. DONT THEY KNOW THAT OLD BLACK MEN ARE THE CLOSEST TO GOD AND HAVE NOTHING TO LEARN FROM EVANGELIST SHIT FACES?
DIDNT THEIR PRECIOUS SUNDAY SERMONS TEACH THEM AT LEAST THAT?

[Sam]

LAST MAN STANDING

[kahljorn]

THAT MOVIES AWESOME :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Street Fighter

R.I.P. Raul Julia.

[MetalMilitia]

Started watching Full Metal Jacket but was soon reminded that HD-DVD is fucking shit after it stopped recognising the disk after the first chapter.

City of God - Pretty good actually. I must watch the sequel.

[Sam]

It's all the same, my Blu-Ray player broke last night when I was trying to watch Iron Man. :(

I've only had it for six months.

[kahljorn]

weak stew :(

[Sam]

the weakest :tear

[Kitsa]

Apparently we're watching Lesbian Vampire Killers (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1020885/) tonight.

[Kitsa]

Changed mind, watched edited-for-TV version of Coming to America. Not as good without the swearing, but then so little is.

And then the end of the Penguins-Redwings game and who the hell even cares anymore.

[Esuohlim]

TERMINATOR SALVATION :rolleyes

[Tadao]

WE TOLD YOU

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I got some ninja collection the other day so its going to be ridiculous bad ninja movies for a few days.

[darkvare]

cybercop a movie about a robot going apeshit starring 3 asian dudes and wait for it...



paul rudd as a trigger happy fbi agent who apparently speaks chinesse or cantonesse what ever it is

[kahljorn]

im hungry now.

THANKS FARKWARE

[Tadao]

I'm watching the 13th Warrior again. I like to watch it at least every 2 years.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I used to work at Keybank and I stayed up all night watching 13th Warrior and playing games. When I showed up to work they let me go. I was pissed when I got home but at least 13th warrior was badass.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Rocketeer. <3

[RaNkeri]

X-men origins: Wolverine

It was ok, had some great action.

But why in the love of fuck did they make it PG-13?
And why did Deadpool suck so hard in this one?

[Womti]

watchmen

it was great but they screwed up Rorschach's character, they made him look like a fag cuz he removed his mask while on the job

[Dimnos]

But why in the love of fuck did they make it PG-13?
And why did Deadpool suck so hard in this one?

Because Hollywood is ass sucking retarded. >: They need to quit making all these potentially bad ass movies PG-13. GROW A FUCKING PAIR ALREADY!!

[ZeldaQueen]

Because Hollywood is ass sucking retarded. >: They need to quit making all these potentially bad ass movies PG-13. GROW A FUCKING PAIR ALREADY!!
Well if they made the Wolverine movie "R" then the younger teenage people who would go to see it wouldn't be let in. They'd lose money.

Anyway, I just saw the new Star Trek movie. Given my lack of Trekkie knowledge, I enjoyed it.

[Dimnos]

Do they really crack down on that kind of thing now days? REALLY?

[Tadao]

I was theater manager for like 2 years, we wouldn't sell the tickets, but we didn't really care if they jumped theaters. So a PG movie would get the money while an R movie would be seen without purchase. Fuck all if I'm gonna lose my job because some parents won't buy the tickets for their kids.

[ZeldaQueen]

we wouldn't sell the tickets, but we didn't really care if they jumped theaters. So a PG movie would get the money while an R movie would be seen without purchase.
Yeah, I believe that's how my friends said they went to see "V for Vendetta". But still, as you said the movie doesn't get as much money and money talks in the film industry.

[Tadao]

Thanks for pointing out what everyone understood.

[ZeldaQueen]

You're welcome.

[kahljorn]

lol i used to go to the movie theater and jump movies and they would check tickets and not even say anything about ours :O

Taken really should've been called, TAKEN BY KARATE CHOP.

[captain516]

ROBOCOP.

[Kitsa]

re-watched Cool Hand Luke so the bf could see it.

When I watched it as a little kid, I totally didn't get that he was Jesus. The next few times I watched it, it became more obvious. Now it just seems heavy-handed, right down to the crossed ankles on the table after the egg contest and the whole Gethsemane deal at the end.

[Tadao]

Really? I had no idea :lol

[Kitsa]

Although I don't remember Jesus eating 50 eggs in the New Testament. Guess it could have happened.

This time I caught the last supper deal with the rice, too.

[Tadao]

Oh man I can barely see the last super/rice in my minds eye. I guess it's time to rewatch it.

[ZeldaQueen]

Titanic: The Animated Movie

Yes, this is real. Yes, it's set in 1912. Yes, it rips off Cinderella. Yes, it has a rapping dog with a Mexican mouse back-up.

[captain516]

I bet nobody dies either.

[Kitsa]

Tadao:

Egg-eating contest: some miracle, not sure which, and then a mock crucifixion scene on the table afterward
Fellow prisoners: apostles, with Drag being Judas
"Stop feeding off me!": Jesus protesting against the press of people wanting help
Three escapes: the 3 times Jesus was supposed to have fallen
The plate of rice where each prisoner took a spoonful: The last supper
The "ditch digging" of his own symbolic grave: being tortured by his guards
The church standoff: The Garden of Gethsemane
The "recollection montage": the building of the Jesus mythology
(and so on)

Like I said, I used to think it was interesting but now I just think it's kind of heavy-handed.

[ZeldaQueen]

I bet nobody dies either.
Well they do, you just don't see it. A hot woman named Molly opts to stay behind and sing with the band, leaving her two 101 Dalmation-rip off dogs to cry.

[Tadao]

Tadao:

Egg-eating contest: some miracle, not sure which, and then a mock crucifixion scene on the table afterward
Fellow prisoners: apostles, with Drag being Judas
"Stop feeding off me!": Jesus protesting against the press of people wanting help
Three escapes: the 3 times Jesus was supposed to have fallen
The plate of rice where each prisoner took a spoonful: The last supper
The "ditch digging" of his own symbolic grave: being tortured by his guards
The church standoff: The Garden of Gethsemane
The "recollection montage": the building of the Jesus mythology
(and so on)

Like I said, I used to think it was interesting but now I just think it's kind of heavy-handed.

Yeah I watched it last night. I also noticed. A few other things too, like calling God "OldMan" and and when his mom dies he sings a song about the virgin Mary.

I've read a lot of bible, but now that I think of it, it was OG Bible. Not much Jesus stuff and I don't really recognize half the stuff you listed :lol

First thing I noticed though was him cutting off the parking meter heads. That would be like the story of the money changers.

Edit: I just found this page. http://www.textweek.com/movies/coolluke.htm

[Sam]

LOST BOYS: THE TRIBE AND IT WAS BAD. :(

THE ONLY COOL PART WAS THE COREYS.

[Kitsa]

Tadao- did my time in a Catholic charter school and some of my best friends are nuns.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The Passengers - It has Anne Hathaway in it. It was listed as a psychological thriller about a plane crash and people disapperaing mysteriously after going through group therapy. It wasn't that great of a film.

[Kitsa]

Not to keep harping on Cool Hand Luke, but I found another thing interesting- two of the actors in the ensemble cast went on to be two stars of Big Love:

- Luke Askew, who played Boss Paul, became Hollis Greene, the creepy-ass cult leader with the wife who dresses like a man, and

- Harry Dean Stanton (one of my personal favorite actors ever), became Roman Grant, the main recurring badguy.

So a prisoner and a guard became the two rival cult leaders in a series about 40 years after the movie was made. Hollywood must really be a small world.

[Tadao]

God works in mysterious ways.

[Dimnos]

- Harry Dean Stanton (one of my personal favorite actors ever), became Roman Grant, the main recurring badguy.


Roman died at the end of last season. I bet the show is shit from here on. >:

[Kitsa]

Did he die? That season was completely befuckerated scriptwise, it was all over the place. I know that x person emerged from hiding (trying to avoid spoliers here) and that at the end of y event Roman appeared dead, but for all I know he could pop right back up next season.

Like they've done with Alby a zillion times.

[Dimnos]

Last episode of last season Roman finally got back on the compound and his usurper son out of the lead house or whatever. When he went into his bed room, Joey came out of the closet or something and smothered him with a pillow until he stopped kicking and kept going. I dont exactly remember but Im pretty sure Joey let off and Roman was just laying there dead.

[Kitsa]

tyler perry's "the family that preys". Don't look at me, my mom rented it and wanted me to watch it with her.

It was a gargantuan eyeroll of a movie. It was like a pro wrestling rivalry...the good characters were so good, and the bad characters were so bad, that it took on a very cartoonish aspect. There was a lot of Sassy Blackness and the Token Rich White People were in full force.

And one of the female leads looked so very much like Oprah, right down to the hairdo, clothing and facial features, that I wondered if maybe Mr. Perry (Tyler Perry presents Tyler Perry in "Tyler Perry", a Tyler Perry production) had wanted Oprah as his first choice but she was too expensive.

It was more entertaining than I thought it would be, but mainly because I found things to laugh at.

[Kitsa]

The Boy in the Striped Pajamas.

Horribly sad, although it didn't make me physically ill the way The Grey Zone (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Grey_Zone) did.

I rented Hamlet 2 and Death at a Funeral, so I'll probably watch those either tonight or tomorrow. My mom has Gran Torino and I'll watch it when she's finished.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The boy in the striped pajamas was pretty good. Just.....you know.....bad times.

I watched a few ninja movies on this collection I bought a few weeks back and realized some American movie company just dressed one or two Americans in hokie ninja garb(circa 1980s) and filmed them fighting each other. In between the ninja action they insert an entire dubbed japanese movie(circa 1970's) and try and get the two to fit in a plot.

Beyond ridiculous. Beyond Ludicrous. This is now Supa Suga Crisp.

[Kitsa]

Gran Torino was great.

Death at a Funeral was....eh. It had its moments. It was what it was.

The Boy in the Striped Pajamas was affected by that "we all learned something, didn't we?" thing that haunts holocaust movies. Kind of like someone sucker-punching you and telling you it's for your own good.

[Ant10708]

how bad was Hamlet 2?

[kahljorn]

Have you guys seen titus andronicus with anthony hopkins? thats a great shakespeare movie...

the first time i watched it though i was all fucked up and they talked in their crazy olde tongues so i didn't really know what anybody was saying.

[Kitsa]

I thought that Anthony Hopkins was a rather droll piece of casting. That being said, he played the hell out of that role.

Ant- haven't watched it yet. Hopefully tonight.

[kahljorn]

What do you mean by that?

I thought he played the roll well, especially when he acted like a senile old fool...

[Sam]

I saw that movie (Titus) when I was very high and could not handle it and had to stop it after like 10 minutes. :(

All I remember was a dance number that may or may not have happened on the movie.

[kahljorn]

ALL I REMEMBNER IS A WOMAN GETTing RAPED AND HAVING HER HANDs CUT OFF AND HER TONGUE RIPPED OUT

[MetalMilitia]

Four Horsemen - What a waste of everyone's time. Completely stupid and predictable.

[Kitsa]

I mean that Anthony Hopkins' Titus character was so similar to his Hannibal Lecter 8 years before, right down to blatantly cooking his enemies and serving them at a suave dinner party to his other enemies. It was a funny ha-ha piece of casting, but he's wholly worth his salt as a Shakespearean performer and did a wonderful job.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Terminator 3. Such a great piece of wtf. I completely forgot about the part where T-101 mentions that Katherine Brewster's father is really important and John Connor is like "Who is your father and what does he do?" :lol

[darkvare]

i just saw up the first sequence made me cry :tear

[RaNkeri]

Terminator salvation

It was ok, but god damn it's just not the same without Arnold. Seeing the good ol' T-800 ffor the first time was the most awesome moment of the whole film.

Oh and I loved it how Bale used his trademarked batman voice in certain scenes :lol

[Tadao]

http://media.pegasusnews.com/img/photos/2008/06/11/Jon-Lovitz-ACTING_t250.jpg

[Zomboid]

i just saw up the first sequence made me cry :tear

What?

[darkvare]

What?
i don't know why but it was kinda mean watching them grow up have a miscarriege and then the wife dies :/

[Pub Lover]

The Mexican't is talking about the Pixar movie 'Up'.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Charlies Angels: Full Throttle. The best fucking movie ever made.. hands down.

[Tadao]

:virtualkicktothecunt

[Sam]

I saw The Hangover and I liked it. :eek

[Kitsa]

Watched Gran Torino again last night. The bf says it's good, "but not as good as The Wrestler".

Edit: Just finished "Hamlet 2". It was exactly as horrible as expected; perhaps moreso. I didn't laugh once. However, if the thought of someone being gay gives you the giggles and you think occasional flashes of some Martin Short wannabe's balls are hilarious, give it a go.

OMG, portray Jesus in a pseudo-comedic nontraditional way? That's groundbreaking stuff! That's comedy gold!

[Dimnos]

Is the bf gay for Mickey Rourke or something?

[Tadao]

I watched a little bit of Team America: World Police

It was funny as hell until I fell asleep.

[captain516]

I hope you fell asleep before the puppet sex part. I'd hate to see that in my dreams.

[Tadao]

:lol I missed that! :(

[Dimnos]

Puppet sex is where it is at in that movie. That and the killer black panthers at the end. :lol

[Tadao]

I really liked the theme song. Damit now I have to watch the whole thing soon. Sounds like they didn't run out of ideas.

[Kitsa]

I thought the puppet sex was kind of silly.

[RaNkeri]

I loved the theme song

[Zomboid]

I saw The Hangover and I liked it. :eek
I only laughed during the end credits. Oh, and when the wedding singer came on. Everything else was terrible.

[Sam]

I wasn't pissing myself with laughter, but I got a few laughs out of it. :\

[Zomboid]

CUZ UR AN IDJIT

[Tadao]

I would probably love it. Is it anywhere close to Bachelor Party? Like does Tom Hanks and a donkey show up?

[Sam]

IT'S ALL ANTI-CANADIAN HUMOR, SO I CAN SEE WHY SOME PEOPLE ARE AGAINST IT. :rolleyes

[Zomboid]

There are hilarious jokes including:

- A taser shot to the balls.
- Transportation of a tiger (LOL THIS ONE MAKES ME LAUGH JUST THINKING ABOUT IT!!! LOL!)
- Mike Tyson being uncharacteristically sensitive for a moment and then punching someone.
- An abundance of "I was so drunk that I did what?! :lol" moments.

Truly a masterpiece of modern cinema.

[MetalMilitia]

Now that there are two film about people losing something and not being able to remember now (this and Dude Where's My Car?) I think it's time to come up with a new genre - "amnesia comedy".

[Kitsa]

There are so many cheap balls jokes out there that it's not funny at all anymore. In "Hamlet 2", you kept seeing the guy's balls. He was wearing a dress with no underwear and did a high kick....balls. He tripped on acid and woke up in the desert with only an oxford shirt on....balls.

Also, when he was dressed up in a long curly wig for their big stupid not-at-all-shocking-or-revolutionary-or-hilarious "Rock Me Sexy Jesus" number, I kept thinking I was seeing Weird Al.

[Sam]

:lol Zomboid you are so precious you take your movies very seriously, and we can all tell what a big grown-up boy you are.

Maybe next time don't even waste your time going to the theatre and just watch your Fraiser DVDS since you crave highbrow intellectual comedy. :posh

[Zomboid]

That's a pretty garbled sentence, braw.

I'm not sure why you're so hell-bent on defending this piece of shit. You remind me of a character from Idiocracy. They, too, were quick to anger and appreciated shots to the balls :(

Edit: Do you still enjoy watching wrasslin' on THE TV, Sam?

[Sam]

I'm not defending it. It is dumb, I just said I liked it and had a few laughs from it and you said you hated it. WHICH IS A STANDARD CONVERSATION FOR YOU AND I.

JUST WAIT UNTIL THEY MAKE "SPUN OUT ON METH WITH ABORIGINALS IN REGINA" AND THEN THE TABLES WILL BE TURNED. :rolleyes

[Zomboid]

:lol your naivety is cute. They get fucked up off of Lysol, not meth! Meth costs precious dollars.

[Sam]

OH WELL EXCUSE ME, PLEASE JUST SUBSTITUTE LYSOL FOR METH.

[Tadao]

You can do that? Sweeeeeeet!

[Sam]

Like you didn't already know that. :rolleyes

[captain516]

I've been doing it since before it was cool.

[stevetothepast]

I huff gas.

[MetalMilitia]

The Rocker - I knew this was never going to be great but I didn't think it was going to be quite a shit as it was. I basically only watched it because I like Rainn Wilson but he couldn't save the film from it's clichéd shitness.
Basically he gets kicked out of this metal band (the spandex wearing variety) and 20 years later he shows them up by becomming sucessful drumming for his nephew's disney-brand emo rock band.

Religulous - Surprisingly entertaining and raises a lot of not exactly new ideas but sound ideas none-the-less. A lot of the interviews were great but I don't think any of his interviewees ever had much of a chance considering he makes a living from being quick-witted while a lot of the people he interviewed didn't appear to realise what they had let themselves in for. Also it seemed like a lot of them were easy targets from the get-go. He asks questions that ultimately do require discussion but I'm not sure if a televangalist from hick-town USA is really the best person to ask.

[Ant10708]

Up in 3D. Great movie. see it but be prepared to get sad at parts

[Kitsa]

Gonna watch the Donnie Darko sequel tonight, I think.

[Ant10708]

Be warned Kitsa, it is supposed to be very bad

[Kitsa]

That's what I heard.

[Ant10708]

Saw the 'Hangover' last night and I enjoyed it. It was much funnier then I was expecting. I'd recommend seeing it.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Gonna watch the Donnie Darko sequel tonight, I think.


Like, really really bad.

[Kitsa]

Yeah, I'm not going to waste time describing it. Gonna go right to watching "Doubt" as soon as I have a couple of hours alone.

[darkvare]

i saw alien yesterday and a question came to my mind.
Wich are the aliens that cover people in that weird goo?

[MetalMilitia]

Last House on the Left - This was actually a passable horror. I thought it was going to be completely shit like When a Stranger Calls or whatever but they did mess with the formula a little which I liked. I'd like to see more films where the victims become the killers.

[Kitsa]

Doubt- Very good, all of the leads were very subtle and understated, which is a welcome change from most of the flailing crap out there. Convent scenes always give me warm fuzzies. For the genre, though, I prefer The Magdalene Sisters.

House of Saddam- seemingly an attempt to turn Saddam Hussein's rise to power into a Godfather-like movie, but not nearly as good. Not enough fleshing-out of Saddam's victims before he offed them...you didn't fully understand who this guy was that he was killing, other than the fact that he'd been introduced to the story a moment before and claimed to be Saddam's friend. Might as well skip this one.

S. Darko- Does not merit comment.

[Tadao]

S. Darko- Does not merit comment.

So bad that I have to see it for myself eh?

[Kilgore Cod]

Daywatch

An even more incomprehensible and convoluted mess than Nightwatch was, which is quite a feat. It has lofty ambitions but never shows anything resembling a workable plot. There are a number of different plotlines that literally go no where and the writing overall is one of the most incompetent I've ever come across. This makes the Matrix sequels look plausible in comparison. Terrible.

[Zomboid]

I liked those movies, but I definitely agree that the plot is all over the place. Some things definitely got fucked up in the translation.

[darkvare]

is the third one out yet? (if the watch series)

[Zomboid]

Last House on the Left - This was actually a passable horror. I thought it was going to be completely shit like When a Stranger Calls or whatever but they did mess with the formula a little which I liked. I'd like to see more films where the victims become the killers.
I thought it was pretty boring, pointless, and really ineffective. The original was extremely hokey in some parts, but this was just another shitty remake.

I don't know why I even expect anything out of horror movies, these days :(

[Kitsa]

So bad that I have to see it for myself eh?

I wouldn't. Time is more valuable than that.

I couldn't even stand to watch the entire thing. I started, had an "ehhh" moment, fast-forwarded a bit, watched for a while, "ehh" again, fast forward a little more, then meh.

It bears almost no resemblance to the original other than that the little sister is the same actress and they try, so hard, to fit the bunny character in somewhere, to extremely poor effect.

There's none of the sophistication of the first movie. It's just an obvious attempt to wring one more film out of it. If the curiosity is killing you, I recommend looking up a spoiler for it and satisfying yourself that way. It was as bad as Hamlet 2, only much more boring.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I think they're trying to make a Donnie Darko 3 now but the original writer would be involved.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Heavy Traffic - Animated craziness of yesteryear. Just need to watch Fritz the cat again now.

[Kitsa]

I got Capote but haven't watched it yet.

[Kilgore Cod]

is the third one out yet? (if the watch series)

Judging by the happy ending of Daywatch, I don't imagine they're making it. At least I hope not.

[Kitsa]

Capote was good, if somewhat long and bleak. Philip Seymour Hoffman did an excellent job as portraying Capote as more of an obnoxious and manipulative alcoholic, which is how I always pictured him. There's not a whole lot of gore, but they don't cut away from what there is, either.

What was weird was that this was the second quiet, bleak, somewhat depressing Philip Seymour Hoffman movie I've seen in as many days.

[Tadao]

Dogtown and Z-Boys

<3

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Shopgirl - written and starring Steve Martin. I really really liked this. It has Steve Martin and Jason Schwartzman :love

It seemed like Rushmore but instead of Bill Murray it had Steve Martin instead.

[Ant10708]

Dogtown and Z-Boys

<3
Hey Tadao when I went to Vegas like over five years ago I bought a t shirt with that exact curious george picture on it.

[Tadao]

I had that shirt too, mine got lost somewhere. :(

[Dimnos]

I had that shirt too, mine got lost somewhere. :(

Same :tear

[Tadao]

A lot of people said I was ruining their childhood with it. Must people don't remember that part of the book.

[Kitsa]

I remember it. I finished all the "____ goes to the hospital" children's literature pretty early.

[Tadao]

:lol

[Dusk]

Ghostbusters II. Why do people hate that movie?

[Tadao]

What do you mean by YOU PEOPLE? Are you calling me a ******?

[MetalMilitia]

Sunshine Cleaning - Not bad. An enjoyable enough story about two women cleaning up dead bodies, though the ending didn't seem to accomplish anything. It just ended.

[executioneer]

Ghostbusters II. Why do people hate that movie?
um nobody i know hates GB2 :/ maybe you're thinking of a different movie, or the people you know all have awful taste

[Ant10708]

Actually he is referring to the multitude of people who have posted on this message board how they think Ghostbusters 2 is awful especially compared to the first film. I don't agree that it is awful but i have def seen that opinion expressed on this forum more then once.

[Fathom Zero]

We've actually had that discussion before. It turns out that few dislike Ghostbusters II, but believe everyone does.

[executioneer]

message boards don't count as people

[Shrubfest]

Finally watching night of the creeps, cos RoG told me to.

Not personally. Just with the whole article thing...

[Zomboid]

It's even better when you see it in a theatre :O

[Shrubfest]

I can't go to the cinema. It gives me simulation sickness.

:(

[Tadao]

Your making up diseases for attention.

[Shrubfest]

Nope, Its like motion sickness, but the other way round. The picture is moving, but you aint=brain confusion=vomit.

Apparantly you get it playing halo alot, too.

[Tadao]

That's ok, if I take you to the theater, I don't plan on you watching the movie anyways.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

and give her sTimulation sickness then?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Men In Black

[Kitsa]

Re-watched The Final Days of Sophie Scholl.

Never fails to get me
when the screen goes black immediately following her decapitation, and you're treated to that last 30 seconds of consciousness (hearing the execution of her brother and the other co-conspirator) before it fades out.

Julia Jentsch was wonderful in that role.