Last Film(s) You Watched

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The first time I watched it was with the crazy ex and she thought I was a horrible person because that's exactly how I talk to my guy friends....especially with my roommate. Then we watched that and Clint was basically like "Here's how guys talk."

Made my day.

[Tadao]

Don't all New Yorkers talk shit all the time?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Not where I'm from. My city is more like Canada.....nice.

[Kitsa]

Wisconsin Death Trip.

If you're considering watching it, I'd advise against it. If you in any way tend toward depression or suicidal ideation, I'd really advise against it.

The title is sort of misleading. Going into it, we thought it was going to be some sort of based-on-a-true-story horror movie, or a history-channel style documentary. And hey, it was about Wisconsin, where 2/3 of the people in this household have spent large chunks of their lives.

Wrong. Wrong.

It is a slow, steady slog in black and white, with ominous music playing, account after account of grisly suicide after psychotic episode after child death after baby death after shots of bleak winter landscape. I mean, it actually wears you down to watch it. After about 10 minutes, you want to shoot yourself in the head. The music...dear god, the music.

I'm still completely confused as to what made them choose that title (for the book this is based on), because it implies something completely different. "Lighthearted" isn't the phrase I'm going for, but more in that direction.

Ugh, that music. It's going to give me nightmares.

[Zhukov]

:\ great. Now I have to watch it to see how bad it is. Fantastic.



In other news, a couple on the bus the other day were talking about how great and scary Paranormal Activity was, and I felt like turning around and telling them that in actual fact, Kitsa and Sam said it was rubbish.

[Kitsa]

it is rubbish. Total rubbish. With no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

Every time that girl screamed, "MEEEE-CAHHH", I wanted to punch someone in the face.

Edit: as a matter of fact, I can sum up that movie in one damn picture. I saw this at a county fair a few years ago. Paranormal Activity is this exactly.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/strangething.jpg


...as in, by the time you see for yourself that it is nothing worth remark, they already have your money/time.

[Zhukov]

Ok, but what was the Strange Thing in the tent?

[Tadao]

Pay her a dollar and she'll show you.

[Kitsa]

Dunno. I was waiting for someone to tell a companion coming out and no one ever did, so I walked off and watched some sort of choreographed dog walking thing.

Here's the website.

http://www.thestrangething.net/

[Sam]

It's a Buzzcocks album.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dunno. I was waiting for someone to tell a companion coming out and no one ever did, so I walked off and watched some sort of choreographed dog walking thing.


I thought that l in walked was a c.

[Pentegarn]

Last year I went to the Ohio State Fair, I saw this booth that had "The living doll". Which was a person they claimed was around 2 feet tall that you could take a gander at for a dollar. Well, being a skeptic (albeit a curious one) I expected in our modern times that it would be some animatronic doll and wanted to see what the 'gimmick' was going to in fact be. I paid my dollar, walked in and to my chagrin found out they indeed drug around a 2 foot tall woman for yokels to gawk at. I was flabbergasted that this sort of thing still went on and felt rather horrible that I was now a part of it by paying to look at this person.

In the end, my GF said, "well can you think of a better way for her to earn a living?" and I felt a it better about it.

[Kitsa]

I guess it would all hinge on her opinion of her circumstances.

I figured the "Strange Thing" would be a feejee mermaid or something.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/feejee.jpg

[Zhukov]

In the end, my GF said, "well can you think of a better way for her to earn a living?" and I felt a it better about it.

Well, I can probably think of around a billion.

[elx]

dude, i went to the state fair in raleigh and they had the exact same display except the person wasn't real. it was a robot doll. :(

they also had the world's smallest horse which was just a regular sized pony. :(

[Fathom Zero]

Well, I can probably think of around a billion.

Accountant. Substitute teacher. Mail clerk. Chemical engineer.

THOSE ARE FOR STARTERS! :)

[Dimnos]

I was thinking air duct cleaner. :\

[dextire]

The Evil of Frankenstein. Classic Hammer horror. :)

The movie's awesome french poster:
http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv150/dextire/eviloffrankenstein.jpg

[kahljorn]

i dunno what the strangest thing is but if you look at that fat ladies face who recently exited the tent she doesn'tlook too impressed :O

at the fair they have here, last time they had a GIANt ALIGATOR which was supposed to weigh like 1200 pounds and a giant hog which was supposed to weigh 1000 pounds, but they didn't fight them or anything :(

[Zhukov]

At our local village fete there is a white elephant stall, lucky dip, baked goods and children dressed as power rangers. There is very little that could be considered offensive to disabled or minority peoples.

[Kitsa]

I remember the fair in Father Ted, with the "Freak Pointing" sign and a bunch of villagers pointing at some guy in a chair :lol

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/freakpointing.jpg

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/whirlygoround.jpg

Hehehehe...."They've got a spider baby!"

aKIdHRs4HJU

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dimnos: Did your dinosaur just start moving today because that's the first time I've seen it in action.

[Dimnos]

Yeah. Tadao fixed it for me yesterday and I just got around to resetting the working one as my avatar today.

[Zhukov]

I think you mean Mew fixed it. At least that's what it looked like.

[Dimnos]

IDk. If it was Mew then thank you Mew. All I know is I had a fixed version PMed to me by T. :\

[Tadao]

I fixed it and pmed it to him. CAUSE IT"S FREAKIN AWESOME.

[Dimnos]

http://public.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pmGb-po7qViw727ldD2g254TsAEhncH9tseczq8oXgeptiHje1lPa9y M5Mcxbt07jHCGhnumoGF8ei70Kn_LLRw/TSaves.bmp

[Zhukov]

Oh.

[darkvare]

just watched iron man 2 i loved it specially nick fury

[Kitsa]

I got Zoo in the mail from Netflix today, haven't watched it yet.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

just watched iron man 2 i loved it specially nick fury


Better than the first one?

[Babs]

I got Zoo in the mail from Netflix today, haven't watched it yet.

I watched that about a month ago. Very.... interesting :goth

You kind of feel bad for mr. hands.

[MarioRPG]

I just watched Black Dynamite and it's about time. This was one of the best movies I've seen in a while. Blatantly terrible in some respects, but still cool.

[Kitsa]

Ok, finished Zoo this afternoon, and I was a little confused about two aspects. I'm going to try and do this without needing a spoiler tag.

1) Did they sort of abruptly non sequitur the entire movie to interview someone about being in that very movie?

2) I'm a bit confused about the message. Toward the end, it seemed like they were going for, "But for one minor detail, the hero could be the villain here."

well, it's a PRETTY FUCKING IMPORTANT DETAIL.


I also felt sorry for what ended up happening to the horse in question, but I could see where they were going.

Oh, hell, I can't avoid the spoiler tag.

I kept saying, "...EXCEPT THEY FUCK HORSES!" I couldn't deal with the wide-eyed innocent shit they were doing. Sure, they're great guys....EXCEPT THEY FUCK HORSES! Or are fucked by horses, anyway.

I also think there's a line between "loving" an animal, and this intimate human-animal relationship they were describing, and INVITING A BUNCH OF RANDOM GUYS FROM THE INTERNET TO YOUR BOSS'S FARM WHEN HE ISN'T HOME TO FUCK AND BE FUCKED BY SAID BOSS'S ANIMALS.

[darkvare]

Better than the first one?
yeah but not by much they kinda took how tony made the first armor and used it to develop whiplash a bit

[Kitsa]

Two documentaries.

Punk: The Early Years - I didn't like it. Then again, I don't like anything that centers the punk universe squarely on the Sex Pistols and whatever incarnation of Vivienne Westwood's shop they happened to have footage of at the moment. It was nice seeing some concert footage, I guess. It was defnitely Anglocentric and I thought it left some really huge gaps. If it was called "British Punk: The Early Years", I might have felt differently.

Deliver Us From Evil (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deliver_Us_from_Evil_%282006_film%29): I liked this one a lot, but it was creepy as hell the way the priest talked about his history of child abuse/child rape as mildly as if he were reminiscing about the good old days. After being deported from the States, he is apparently wandering around Europe and reportedly still interacting with kids.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

yeah but not by much they kinda took how tony made the first armor and used it to develop whiplash a bit


Whiplash looks reaaly really bad.

[darkvare]

he actually gets very little screen time and he appears a lot more without the suit from the trailer

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That's good to hear.

Started watching Zack and Miri make a porno. It looked really bad but it was actually really funny.

Started watching Rock & Roll nightmare. This 80's hair metal band buys a farmhouse to record metal music. The house is owned by Satan though...Satan killed the previous owners and is now starting to kill the band members off until only the lead singer of the band is left.

Then it turns out the lead singer is also the Thunder God Thor who has to fight satan for the deed of the house or something.......I don't even know if I want to finish watching it.

[Sam]

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO FINISH WATCHING IT, IT SOUNDS AMAZING.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I just want to get rid of it, return it so NINJA will come in the mail.

Also watched Ninja Assassin...it was everything I hoped for.

[Tadao]

Scanners was on last night. I love that movie.

[bigtimecow]

MOON

i can't recommend this movie enough. i love sam rockwell in anything, and kevin spacey as a throwback to HAL (but not insane) is just fantastic. the aesthetic of the movie fits superbly with 2001 and other sci fi of that genre. aaaahhhhhhh see it

[Babs]

Just saw Halloween 2 and all I have to state about this movie is what a piece of shit it was. I'm not even going to give it words to be analyzed with, god damnit. Fuck Rob Zombie, hope his limp dick pansy ass gets plowed in the face by Eddie Munster.

[Dimnos]

Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus. Damn that girl has some nice titties! :yum And Tom Waits as the devil is awesome!

[Sam]

Wait, that movie has titties and Tom Waits? I thought it was like a kids movie. :(

[Fathom Zero]

No Terry Gilliam movie is a kid's movie.

[Tadao]

There is another movie with the same-ish name starring Dustin Hoffman.

[Sam]

MR MAGORIUM'S WONDER IMPORIUM

I thought that shit was like a sequel, so I PAID IT NO MIND.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I saw Mr Magoriums wonder imporium. I feel like they could have renamed the movie to "PEOPLE WHO SMILE TOO MUCH!"

[Sam]

DR PARNASSUS AND HIS WANDERING CARTHASIS

OH SHIT I CAN WRITE A MOVIE TOO :eek

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

DR FEELGOOD AND HIS ALRIGHT MAKERS.

[iluvmilk]

Oh I loved Death at a Funeral-its a British version

I laughed so much so hard that I didn't even notice I'd fallen off the couch and my cuzins told me I was out for about 6 minutes.
Go watch it

[iluvmilk]

The most recent films I've watched in the past 2 weeks are

The Back-up Plan
Jersey Girl
Just Like Heaven
Haunting in Conneticut
Shark Tale
The Wedding Planner
Moulin Rouge
The Bounty Hunter

[kahljorn]

i tried to watch ichi the killer with my girlfriend but we had to stop :(

that movies too gross

[Tadao]

:lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I've only seen parts of ichi too :(

[Tadao]

Trying to watch Undead or Alive: A Zombedy.

It's fucking horrible.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That looked fucking horrible.

[Kitsa]

I loved ichi, except sometimes that one guy's mouth freaked me out a bit.

Got to love a movie that presents the opening title written in spooge.

I watched Crazy Heart today. I kept wondering why I felt like I'd seen it before, and then realized I was thinking of The Wrestler. It's essentially the same movie.

The sex scene was a little gross :( I realized I don't want to see The Dude stick his hands down the front of anyone's underpants, even Maggie Gyllenhaal.

[kahljorn]

man the splooge was the FIRST thing that grossed us out :( had to cover my face with a pillow.
Then it was when he was frying those little shrimps and that guy was hanging from the ceiling. We saw him grab the frying pot and my girlfriend and I were like "OH SHIT, NO" and we struggled desperately tripping over our own feet trying to turn it off before something bad happened :(

[Sam]

ICHI ISN'T EVEN THE GROSSEST MOVIE EVER. :(

[Kitsa]

not even close.

Although most people cringe at the lightbulb scene in Red Room and I laughed.

[Sam]

I just can't imagine anyone seeing the spooge title and going "OH JIZZ EWWW I BETTER COVER MY EYES CUZ THE JIZZ EWWWWWW"

[Kitsa]

I think chez Kitsa the reaction was, "HAHAHAHA IT'S FUNNY CUZ IT'S JIZZ."

[Sam]

As soon as I saw the jizz I was like, "this movie is going to be awesome."

[darkvare]

has any of you guys watched the japanesse dead or alive not based on the game of the same name there's this scene that i just can't forget

they kiddnap this girl torture her a lot and then they drown her on a pool or her own fecal fluids

[Tadao]

Yay! Japan!

[dextire]

The Guyver 2: Dark Hero. Really enjoyed it.
My only complaint is that they stretched an hour and a half movie into over two hours.

There was one scene in particular that had me confused though:
The Guyver and a government agent are beating up and killing off the bad guys in order to catch the leader.
Then when one of the bad guys goes down, he turns into a weird lizard/fish thing for no reason whatsoever.

http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv150/dextire/Guyver2ani.gif

I guess he was turning into a Zoanoid, (a monster that can take human form) but he was the only one that changed after being killed.
Just had me scratching my head.

http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv150/dextire/Guyver2-2.jpg
He does look spiffy in that security hat though. :)

[Pentegarn]

Well, in the original manga, most Cronos members were zoanoids, that might have been a nod to that fact. But it would have been better had the guard simply disintegrated instead


I watched the Drawn Together movie last night, it had some moments, but was not quite as funny as the TV show was

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I watched the Drawn Together movie last night, it had some moments, but was not quite as funny as the TV show was

That's how I felt. I did laugh extensively when waldorf dropped his pants though.

[Dimnos]

The TV show was funny?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

HIGH-LARIOUS

[Dimnos]

Are you drunk when you watch it?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

No, I just love Adam Corolla.

[Pentegarn]

I thought the mindless offensiveness was funny because they went so far beyond too far that it came full circle back to funny

[Dimnos]

Ah it never made it back to being funny for me. I felt they were trying to hard to be offensive just to be offensive. :\

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I watched the special features for the drawn together movie and realized the guy who does captain hero's voice is actual a tool-bag in real life.

Also I don't think I'm that desensitized to vulgarity but the show never offended me......

Hopefully my copy of Shakes the Clown comes in the mail today.

[Dimnos]

It never actually offended me. Its just that... It felt... I dont know. It just wasnt funny to me.

"Ok we have the closet homo jock, the stereotypical overly gay dude, the horny fat ugly chick that no one wants to bang. Oh and lets throw in two hot chicks to make out just because!"

Adam Carolla as the pig was the only refreshing funny thing about it. :\

[Pentegarn]

Spanky was my favorite character.

But there were some top notch offensive and funny moments, like the entire Foxy gets brain cancer from Captain Hero's X-ray vision episode. Especially the part where Captain Hero "gives up" his super powers

[Sam]

"Ok we have the closet homo jock, the stereotypical overly gay dude, the horny fat ugly chick that no one wants to bang. Oh and lets throw in two hot chicks to make out just because!"



ISN'T THIS AN ACTUAL QUOTE FROM THE SHOW?

[Pentegarn]

If it isn't it should have been

[Kitsa]

That West Memphis 3 documentary that was recommended here. I sort of wish that I'd gone into it not knowing what was going to happen. I still don't know what to make of their whole situation.

I thought the documentary itself started out really interesting, then dragged with too much courtroom stuff, then got interesting again.

Side note...was anyone else shocked by that one guy's voice?

[darkvare]

miss congeniallity sandra bullock turns me on :love

[Pentegarn]

Good news for you then, she's on the market now!

[kahljorn]

DRAWN TOGETHER THE SHOW ALSO GroSsed me OUt CAUSE THAT FAT OLD BETTY BOOP CHICK KEPT CUTTING HER COTTAGE CHEESE THIGHS AND IT LOOKED groSS :(

[Sam]

YOU WIENER

[kahljorn]

IM VERY SENSITIVE

A VERY SENSITIVE WIENER

[Sam]

JUST ONE GRATUITOUS MOMENT AND YOU THROW UP ALL OVER

[Pentegarn]

They did show that sack of mashed potatoes she called thighs a lot

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

She gets knocked up in the movie :x

[Pentegarn]

Just saw Iron Man 2, wasn't too bad for a sequel

[Tadao]

That West Memphis 3 documentary that was recommended here. I sort of wish that I'd gone into it not knowing what was going to happen. I still don't know what to make of their whole situation.

I thought the documentary itself started out really interesting, then dragged with too much courtroom stuff, then got interesting again.

Side note...was anyone else shocked by that one guy's voice?

Which guys voice? Also there is a part 2.

[darkvare]

i saw the blob yesterday right now i'm going to download rogs comment and watch it again

[Kitsa]

The one victim's stepfather, when he started singing in church.

[Tadao]

Oh, the guy who probably did the crime?

[Kitsa]

who knows? but yes, we're probably thinking of the same guy.

[airylotus]

I just watched 《wedding (http://www.mltailor.com/categories/wedding-apparel/)》 last time

[Sam]

I JUST WATCHED WEDDING LAST TIME TOO :lol

[Tadao]

That's the last time I'll watch wedding. :(

[Tadao]

I was watching The Spirit and I kept thinking Sammy J would have made this movie so awesome if he hadn't already been in every movie over the past 5 years.

[MarioRPG]

Oh come on. He was alright in the Nazi uniform.

[Tadao]

I'm with you, he was perfect for the part. Unfortunately I felt like I've seen all this before from some of his other movies.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Jackson has the same thing that Jack Nicholson has. When he is hired for a movie they are essentially hiring him to be himself instead of hiring an actor to play a character.

[Tadao]

I'm watching "What we do is secret" It's a bio movie about the Germs. IDK, I never really get too much into the lives of musicians. W/E

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I feel like there is an interesting gg allin documentary.

[Kitsa]

I feel like there is too.

Except I feel like you see his dick way too much in it :(

[Tadao]

This was a documentary as much as Sid and Nancy was a documentary.

[Zhukov]

I was watching The Spirit and I kept thinking Sammy J would have made this movie so awesome if he hadn't already been in every movie over the past 5 years.

I'm god damn sick of him.

[elx]

i cant get through this julie&julia movie, this is sooooooooo painful :( :( :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

i cant get through this julie&julia movie, this is sooooooooo painful :( :( :(

Yeah, that looked really boring...

I got excited because I thought it was http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ad/Movie_Connie_and_Carla.jpg

[Kitsa]

I have a Samuel J story but no one would believe me so fuck it :(

[darkvare]

i can fake interest

[captain516]

Speaking of SLJ, I was pleased to see him get more screen time in Iron Man 2.

[Zhukov]

He's in Iron Man 2? God damn I'm sick of him.

[Sam]

YOU RACIST.

[Aaarg]

the last movie i watched was a charlie chaplin talkie (limelight), which was great.

before that, the first two sonny chiba street fighter movies, which were so bad.

before that, some czech stop-motion feature called fimfarum, which was so-so.

[Kitsa]

i can fake interest

when I lived in chicago, I had an extra/bit part in a movie he was starring in. The filming took place in the wee hours of the morning and freezing rain was coming down and it all fucking sucked, and they were treating the background actors like animals and we were soaked and cold and hungry and our little unimportant-people corral was right behind SLJ's trailer. So we got to see all of the catering stuff go up into there, like a big tray of brownies or something, and he didn't share :(

They fed us, but it was some soupy unidentifiable meat shit they called "stew" and cold mashed potatoes.

[darkvare]

i always wanted to be an extra in a movie i hope they bring a production over here you know what would be cool if next time you see him scream "i worked with him and he didn't shared the brownies"

[Kitsa]

The other star of the movie was nice, if a bit odd.

I don't think I'd ever do it again. It was miserable, we were treated like shit, and even after I was recruited up the extra micro-infrastructure from no speaking to a speaking part, it only meant ten more dollars for the whole night, which was like $67 or something. Not worth it to be sleeted upon and feel like you're an unwitting part of some sort of modern day internment camp.

EDIT: also, the production assistant who had been making my life hell all night went off on me when I asked her where to return my props, so I left the expensive electronic one on a random chair in the holding area and took the cheap laminated paper one with me as a souvenir and secretly wished someone stole the other one to pay them back for being such jerks.

[Zhukov]

Well, what movie was it?

[Sam]

WAS IT SHAFT?

[Zhukov]

Oh god, Kitsa was in Shaft. :lol

[Pentegarn]

Was it Snakes on a Plane?

[Kitsa]

nope. this was a while ago. The Negotiator.

[Tadao]

I liked that movie, He did look hoped up on sugar now that you mention it.

[Kitsa]

mayhaps he was.

[MarioRPG]

Watched many movies. Went on a Schwarzenegger binge: Predator, Commando, Running Man, Total Recall and prolly gonna do Collateral Damage soon.
I also watched Deliverance and Legend of The Drunken Master

[Aaarg]

anything with drunken master in the title is awesome.

[newmoon804]

mama Mia. I really like this film. it's very funny.

[Sam]

I KNOW YOU ARE A SPAMBOT, BECAUSE THAT IS BULLSHIT

[Pentegarn]

The user name doesn't help that spambot's case either

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The third twilight movie is coming out already next month. That's really fast.


Watch mcgruber here (http://www.regalcinemas.com)

[Kitsa]

twilight can go to hell

[Tadao]

Vampires don't age, actors do however.

[Kitsa]

stupid fucking vegetarian vampires eating deer what the hell was that about anyway

they can keep playing metalbat baseball in lightning storms though

[Dimnos]

Kitsa, I hear they are re-releasing Battle Royal in 3D.

[Tadao]

To bad they didn't just remake the whole thing in America with English speaking Americans as well.

[Kitsa]

I heard Tom Cruise or someone was going to try.

[Kitsa]

the documentary "For the Bible Tells Me So", about nothing new.

[Zhukov]

That title sounds familiar, but I don't want to google it and then have the song stuck in my head for weeks.

I just saw Joe Kidd on TV, and while the story was bad, poorly explained with hardly any back story, and half the characters were just thrown in to fill space... Clint still made it a good watch.

[Mad Melvin]

Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer

I expected it to be some crappy horrorcomedy with redneck humor, but it turned out to be a pretty decent homage to 80's horror. I really liked the fact that there was no CGI used at any point in the film. Thats propably one of the reasons there was a subtle Evil Dead vibe througout the movie.

The plot was somewhat original, the main character was likeable and acting was suprisingly good for a low-budget horrorflick. Robert Englund pretty much stole the show, though.

Worth a watch.

[darkvare]

i just watched rec 2 and i didn't watched number one completly but there are 2 things that pissed me off, one is the zombies are not actual zombies but they are possesed and somehow the possesion passes through bites so they get a priest to purge them and the second one is

the girl from the first one survives and is now possesed but is a special case cause she dosen't looks zombefied or demonified

[MarioRPG]

TimeCrimes! And then I found out it's being remade.

[kahljorn]

at the end of rec wasn't that one dude like a church scientist who was investigating it cause she was possessed or something?

[dextire]

Last night I watched a movie called Hellbound. Chuck Norris vs. Demons!
Chuck Norris wins. :)

[Kitsa]

Dear John, because my mom rented it. Whatever you think of it is probably true.

My brother lent me "Five Across the Eyes" and wants me to watch it, says it's hilarious. We shall see.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

"Dear john" the show was awesome.

Five across the eyes sounds amazing. Nyuk nyuk nyuk

[Kitsa]

Dear John the movie was a pretty standard chickflick with pretty standard plot elements.

[Aaarg]

the past four nights:
ip man 2 - donnie yen is a badass. nothing more needs to be said.
drunken tai chi - donnie yen was a badass in the 80's as well (more of a badass, actually, because it was before he had eyelid surgery and fixed his teeth), but the movie was just too goofy outside of the fight scenes.
once upon a time in china/once upon a time in china 2 - great fight scenes, but they were too few&farbetween. however, the subs were white and a lot of the scenes were light, so it was kind of hard to follow some scenes.

[Kitsa]

five across the eyes was like a wannabe blair witch. It was not good. It was shot with what looks like a cellphone cam in the dark interior of a van with several unknown actresses screeching so loud you can't make out a damn thing anyone is saying.

Plus shitty acting, plus lots and lots and lots of fake blood.

It was just not good.

Later I read that they had a budget of $4000.

[Supafly345]

I just saw Palindromes for the first time, and enjoyed it. Couldn't quite figure out if there was an overall message, but there was a firm impression left that won't leave my head. Not nearly as artsy as I expected, so it ended up better than I thought. Gotta look up more of this guy's movies.

I'm also happy to finally find out where this came from:
bTYM1zn6mkc

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I really looked forward to seeing palindromes but was actually disapointed with it.

[darkvare]

i watched armored it was ok but nothing outstanding however lawrence fishburne always makes me smile as a bad guy

and law abiding citizen is a good movie but something pisses me off about it i can't put my finger down on what is it? the ending pissed me off too

[Kitsa]

trick r treat is still sitting on my dvd player, but I've been too flu-ridden and tired to give two shits about watching it.

I'll lysol-blast it for the next guy, I promise.

[Grislygus]

Okay so Gozu made me want to laugh, cry, scream, and scrub the ballcrunchingly freakish sex scene from my brain

the terrified and panicked backwards crabwalk was hilarious, though

[darkvare]

i got falling down on blu ray really good movie

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

i watched armored it was ok but nothing outstanding however lawrence fishburne always makes me smile as a bad guy

and law abiding citizen is a good movie but something pisses me off about it i can't put my finger down on what is it? the ending pissed me off too

i got falling down on blu ray really good movie

Really liked lae abiding citezen. The ending kind of pissed me off too.

Falling down is badass and the only movie I like with michael douglass.

[Pentegarn]

Michael Douglass had a couple decent movies.

Romancing the Stone was good, so was War of the Roses.

Jewel of the Nile was crap though

The Game was alright too, except the ending pissed me off

[Tadao]

:lol I just finished watching Romancing the Stone 5 mins ago.

[Pentegarn]

:lol

[darkvare]

i liked the game it was pretty cool i would love to have something like that happen to me
also how come marmaduke is already out? seriously

[Dimnos]

The real question is WHY THE FUCK DOES MARMADUKE TALK?!

[darkvare]

so the kiddies can relate and so that owen wilson gets a job without triying to look good?

[Kitsa]

Okay so Gozu made me want to laugh, cry, scream, and scrub the ballcrunchingly freakish sex scene from my brain

the terrified and panicked backwards crabwalk was hilarious, though

You know, the only thing that bothered me in Gozu was the thing in the beginning with the dog. :tear

[Pentegarn]

I saw Shrek Forever After.

It was about as good as Shrek 2 was, which means it was better then Shrek 3 but not quite as good as Shrek 1

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I feel bad that the cat got all fatted.

[Tadao]

Was the soundtrack a greatest hits of the 80s and early 90s?

[kahljorn]

I watched Twilight

with my dad :lol

[Pentegarn]

Was the soundtrack a greatest hits of the 80s and early 90s?

The music was not that memorable (especially considering I can't remember song one from it)

[Kitsa]

Watched Trick R Treat. It was okay, not worth all the rave reviews I heard though.

Lots of boobs.

[Kitsa]

I saw Shrek Forever After.

It was about as good as Shrek 2 was, which means it was better then Shrek 3 but not quite as good as Shrek 1


I'm thinking of being Fiona for Halloween and making my red hair and fat work for me for once.

[Grislygus]

I watched Twilight

with my dad :lol

what

[kahljorn]

lol i went to visit my parents and my dad put twilight on :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Maybe your dad thought it was a different movie.

I went to the movies once with my friend Brent and we thought we purchased tickets to this one movie. It was about a guy(maybe Sean Connery) who was lost in the wilderness for a long time and became savage. Then years later someone found him and brought him back to civilization. We thought it called something like savage nature or something.

We ended up getting tickets to Forces of Nature by mistake though. About 25 minutes into the movie we were like "Why is Sandra Bullock in this?"


In conclusion maybe your dad thought he put in Twilight...of the dark master. Which is a sweet movie.

[darkvare]

or maybe he thought it had something to do with the twilight zone

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Watched Futurama: Benders game on tv yesterday. Still love it.

Then watched John Leguizamo's Freak. <3

[kahljorn]

nah he knew what it was about :lol i guess that makes it funnier to me

he's even seen the second one i guess and throughout the movie he was like, THAT DUDES A WOLF. WOLF. WOLF. WOLF. or he'd make sly looks like, "WOLF??? EYEBROWRAISE"

my girlfriend and i were really stoned so it didn't matter. we just made fun of it the whole time. honestly its an almost "OK" movie that is basically the same as every other vampire/teen/kid movie produced in the last ten years, except instead of like matrixy action fights being the main part of the climax/story, its stupid romance matrix kiss scenes and teen angst getting satisfaction or some shit.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Jurassic park. B.d. wong is in it.

[bigtimecow]

get him to the greek

a few parts were really funny, but 4/5 of the movie was boring as all hell. they also try to get you to sympathize with aldous snow, and it's so fucking whiny, random, and absolutely nonsensical. oh my god i'm an angry angry drug addict! (not in a funny way) oh my god the kid's not mine! (what? who gives a fuck about the kid) oh my god i'm going to kill myself! (it makes perfect sense plot-wise!)

but p. diddy is fucking hilarious oh my lord

[darkvare]

i must say this i can't stand jonah hill or michael cera so i'm never watching any movie with them as leading men

[captain516]

Seth Rogen's alright, and Jonah Hill is meh. Michael Cera is terrible though.

[Tadao]

Seth? How is he alright? He is to movies as Miley Cirus is to _________.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

pedophilia?

[Tadao]

Exactly. His movies are a crime and even the lowest of the low want to make him stop by ending his life in a very painful way.

[Kitsa]

Watched the latter 3/4 of I Am Legend yesterday. Realized I am completely sick and tired of end-of-the-world movies, and the zoombies sucked.

Which zoombie movie do you think did it the best? I liked DOTD-remake's, but I think 28 Days Later was a better atmosphere overall.

[Tadao]

RoG's zombie movie.

[darkvare]

so i was browsing the internetz and found out seth rogen is the green hornet is this for real?

[Dimnos]

:lol

[Kitsa]

Got I Shot Andy Warhol and Red Room 2 in my netflix today. Interested in both, we'll see how it goes.

[Aaarg]

(new) dragon gate inn: pretty disappointing. not enough fighting, at all. the final fight was the only thing donnie yen really did in the film, and most of that fight was obscured by a sandstorm.

[liquidstatik]

..

[Guitar Woman]

Fargo.

It was pretty good, but I was led to believe it would be a hilarious comedy. Awkward tonal shift, ho ho!

[Kitsa]

Watched I Shot Andy Warhol. It was okay. The guy who played Warhol nailed the frittering, vague, non-confrontational passive-aggressive thing.

Also, Lili Taylor WAS Valerie Solanas.

Case in point.

Actual Valerie Solanas:
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Lili Taylor as Valerie Solanas:
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When she re-enacted the Warhol movie scene, it was dead-on. Except they mercifully left out most of the Warhol movie tedium.

[Fathom Zero]

Watched the latter 3/4 of I Am Legend yesterday. Realized I am completely sick and tired of end-of-the-world movies, and the zoombies sucked.

On TNT? Yeah, I Am Legend was on thirty seven times over the weekend, it seems. I'd never seen it before, now I never want to see it again.

[Kitsa]

Yep.

In the bargain, I also became sick of Will Smith movies. I've noticed the last few I've seen all end the same way.

[Pentegarn]

That's because they were all I am Legend

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The A-Team kicked ass all over the place. Hopefully a sequel will follow that is as good.

[Tadao]

:(

[Pentegarn]

I can't get mad at him for seeing A-Team when I plan to see Karate Kid

I can :( at myself for that plan though

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The actors in the A-Team were all superb. I was thinking about going to see the Karate Kid but just watching until the part where jayden smith gets beat up and then leaving.

[Tadao]

Don't forget to stand up and cheer real loud and then leave. Might even be able to ask for your money back.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I need to go with a bunch of my friends and reenact the one scene from Cecil B Demented where the kung fu enthusiasts take on the Teamsters.

Man do I love Cecil B. Demented. I'm going to watch that again later.

[Tadao]

You could all walk in loudly dressed like Shonuff and his crew and challenge someone.

--N1Q8D6dqE

[Pentegarn]

You would be my new God if you did that and Youtube it :lol

[kahljorn]

has anybody else noticed that its called KARATE KID but he actually learns KUNG FU?

they could've called it kung fu kid ad it wouldn't have been too blatant a cock kick, BUT I GUESS THEY GTTA USE THE NAME.

[Pentegarn]

I saw one trailer where he tells Jackie Chan that his uncle taught him some Karate. So he is actually a Karate Kid from the get go I guess.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I actually read an interview with jackie chan about that. He said he thought it was kinda funny because he learns kung fu instead and that everywhere besides the u.s. will be calling it the kung fu kid.

[Guitar Woman]

To be fair he didn't learn karate in the original movie either, unless I'm unfamiliar with the "standing off-balance like a retard and waiting for your opponent to blindly charge at you" kata

[kahljorn]

Yea dude but that's like saying you should be fair in regards to THE AIRPLANE FLYER which features a man who flies blimps/hotairballoons or some shit because in the first one he never actually flew a plane it was just a prop because it was a fucking movie

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Drag me to hell. Great movie.

[Dimnos]

Really?! Drag me to hell? REALLY?! :confused:

[Tadao]

Lol, I liked it. I wouldn't call it great though.

[Fathom Zero]

Ginger Snaps. Still think it's good.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I couldn't find anything I dind't like about it. I did find a ton of stuff I enjoyed. Especially just kicking off the movie with the classic Universal Pictures opening.

[Dimnos]

Is the appeal that is so cheesy its good?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Have you seen it Dim?

[darkvare]

i watched the new alice in wonderland it was meh and i think i'm kinda getting tired of jhonny depp

[Dimnos]

Yeah and I was totally unimpressed. Although I was expecting it to be scary or thrilling or something. IDK. :\

[Dimnos]

I felt like they were relying on cheap gross outs and it just wasnt working for me. Even the girl in the movie didnt seam so grossed out by what was happening. "Oh some old lady just melted and exploded into my mouth. Oh well. Just another day."

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

"Oh some lady just melted and exploded into my mouth. Oh well. Just another day."


That's more like it.

[Dimnos]

Got something against the elderly? :lol

[Phoenix Gamma]

TOY STORY 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Probably my favorite Pixar film, I think. Great writing, really funny (I can't remember the last movie that made me actually laugh out loud), but also awfully depressing, and near the end you think the writers are going to do the unthinkable. But it ends on a happy note (and kinda sad too).

Really good.

[kahljorn]

i liked drag me to hell sort of but it was about as scary as sam raimi's other movies. although i thought the first evil dead was kinda scary :(

[Pentegarn]

So I did see Karate Kid finally

Three things I noticed while watching it.

Jaden Smith is a clone of Will Smith. How he moves, speaks, looks, his mannerisms. They all reminded me of Will Smith.

Jackie Chan can actually do a serious roll. There were some nuances to his character that were interesting and he pulled off well. I admit I was surprised. They really only had one action scene for him to do, everything else was him acting. I wasn't expecting it.

This was the loosest use of the word remake I have ever seen. Names were different, setting was different. Only thing that was the same was a kid was picked on till a master of martial arts saved him and teaches him to defend himself and then they go to a tournament.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I wasn't expecting Drag me to hell to be scary. Just a splatstick Raimi movie which is why I enjoyed in.

Regarding karate kid. I would love to see a sequel to the new karate kid and have Ralph Machio be the evil dojo master for the Cobra Kai.

[Dimnos]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/041021/174054__macchio_l.jpg

"Fear does not exist in this dojo."

[Supafly345]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c8ad4aa802/wax-on-f-ck-off-with-ralph-macchio
Wax on fuck off

[darkvare]

i finally saw toy story 3 and i have 4 things to say about it
1 i loved it great movie
2 the ending almost made me cry
3 don't watch it in 3d the effects are not impresive at all
4
totoro makes a cameo

[Phoenix Gamma]

Actually the 3D in TS3 was really good. Day & Night in particular was great in 3D.

[Kitsa]

Something I don't like in this current batch of horror movies is the gratuitous animal torture. It just doesn't seem necessary.

[Kitsa]

Shutter Island.

No, sir, I didn't like it.

[Pentegarn]

Why not? The ending too much of a downer? Because it was a well acted movie. Just a real bummer ending

[Fathom Zero]

What a shitty twist.

I talked to my friend that had seen it and bluffed so it'd seem like I did, like "oh that movie where blah blah blah but REALLY blah blah blah." She said "Yeah!"

>: Stupid. And I wanted to see it.

[Kitsa]

There were a lot of little technical incongruities and historical inaccuracies (talking about what the North Koreans did during the war, for example, when the movie was set in the very early fifties) that just wore on me.

For the first 45 minutes or so, I felt like I was watching people reading a script. I mean, I could picture the script on the page as they were saying the lines; it seemed a little flat and contrived.

Also, I didn't think the twist was that big of a twist. Not long into it, it was sort of "ohhhh, okayyyy."

[Fathom Zero]

It's a bummer because I dig Scorsese something fierce. I even really like the Departed, which seemed to polarize a lot of people.

[Kitsa]

I hadn't known that it was a Scorsese film going into it, and I remember being surprised that it came out of him. I was like, "Scorsese? Really?!?"

[The Leader]

I don't know if I've ever seen a Scorsese film that I actually liked.

[Fathom Zero]

King of Comedy?

[Dimnos]

I just watched Shutter Island. I like it. The end was a kind of a bummer but I still liked it. :\

Also watched The Book of Eli. Denzel kicked a lot of ass. Oldman as awesome as usual.

[kahljorn]

it was kind of a typical plot though :(

[alvinbell21]

Watched 'The Spirit' last night, found myself wondering wtf was I thinking putting this on the queue. If you haven't seen it yet don't bother, there is plenty of hotness to go around (Scarlet Johansson, Eva Mendes, Jamie King)

[Guitar Woman]

I went to Karate Kid and spent most of it wandering back and forth from The A Team.

Neither of them were that bad, actually.

[dextire]

Today was the first time in almost a month that I had time to watch a movie.
So I made it count, and watched two awesome classic 80s monster movies: The Boogens; and The Dark Power. :)

The covers to entice you to watch:
http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv150/dextire/boogens.jpg http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv150/dextire/darkpower.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/6022/themissing.jpg

So fucking good.

[Kitsa]

I got "Precious" in the mail but haven't watched it yet. I get the gist of it.

My streaming netflix queue is full of kickass documentaries but I never get a chance to watch them :(

[Mad Melvin]

Book Of Eli

Meh. The action sequences and the Falloutesque scenery were outstanding, but the story itself was kinda lame. I liked The Road better.

[Dimnos]

Oh yeah The Road was WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY fucking better.

[Esuohlim]

I got roped into watching The Wolfman. A few interesting parts interspersed in a matrix of boring crap.