Last Film(s) You Watched

[Kitsa]

The Rum Diary.

I think Johnny Depp just wanted to play Hunter S Thompson again. And he did, with the Hunter S Thompson voice and the Robert Downey Jr eyes. Also, Giovanni Ribisi sounded exactly like Red Green.

I read the novel in less time than it took the film version to get to the point. Not exaggerating there, even when you factor in that the movie wasn't actually as long as the 6 hours it felt like.

[Kitsa]

Although, I see that Giovanni Ribisi is going to play David Koresh and I will be all over that shit.

[kahljorn]

is the rum diaries even worth watching?

[Kitsa]

It's worth reading, anyway.

I don't know, the movie just seemed like it was going on and on forever. It kind of made you conscious of how camera angles and shots were set up, and that was odd. Like you knew that they had just trooped down to the beach, set up, said their lines and went back to the hotel.

There were a couple of funny parts, but he was going for more of the "Hunter S Thompson is an intense and moral political activist" thing than the "Hunter S Thompson is a funny stoned-off-his-ass guy who proffers deadpan witticisms with a cigarette holder clenched in his teeth" thing, so the whole tone of the film was very different. It felt like he played him older, when the character was supposed to have been younger.

I think if we wait around long enough, he'll take on "Hell's Angels" too.

[Kitsa]

Aside: have you seen "Where the Buffalo Roam"?

[Kitsa]

Here, this is about as close as he gets to "Fear and Loathing" Depp-Thompson.

http://movieclips.com/kSPV-the-rum-diary-movie-your-tongue-is-like-an-accusatory-giblet/

[kahljorn]

yea iveseen where the buffalo roam

i liked it but it sort of drags in parts. I hear hunter s thompson hated bill murray though

[Kitsa]

He took actors into his home to study him, and they came out aping him to the point where lots of other people found them to have become assholes. I've heard that about Bill Murray and Johnny Depp both, although I'm reserving judgement there. Probably you learn a lot living in Hunter S Thompson's basement and being privy to what went on in that head of his.

[All Hail Duke]

innerspace

:)

[Tadao]

Hunter and Depp wanted to turn Rum Diaries into a movie first. No one would fund them so they decided to go with a Hollywood hit to get Rum Diaries green lighted.

[Kitsa]

Yeah, I saw some interview that was typical hunter s thompson madlibs about a colossal and enduring jerkaround or something.

Re-watched Munich. Love that movie.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I watched about half of rum diaries so far. Were the non-daytime scenes really dark for you when you were watching it?

[Tadao]

I was in a theater and it looked fine.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

maybe it was just the tv then, when I was watching it it resembled the lighting used in alien vs predator 2. Like it was filmed through a velvet cloth lense.

[Kitsa]

looked ok to me

[Otto]

I always wanted to see Fear and Loathing with some of the actors they originally wanted when it was being pitched to different studios. I swear I read somewhere that they originally wanted Jack Nicholson to play Duke and Marlon Brando to play Gonzo. And Scorsese to direct it.

[Kitsa]

Being Elmo. It was a nice, happy documentary that ended on a positive note and it was all I see what you did there.

[WhiteRat]

Gremlins 2: The New Batch

and what a batch it was!

[Otto]

Matinee.
I expected a Cohen Brother-esque rise and fall story based on the life of a character based on fifties B-movie directors, based on the Netflix description. Instead I got a "ha-ha it's the fifties! OH NO THE COLD WAR!" kid's movie. Also John Goodman's head looked like it was going to sink into his neckrolls at any minute, like Atlantis falling into the sea.

The little references to b-movies and huge nod to William Castle were nice, though.

[Mad Melvin]

The Grey

I love survival stuff like this. You know, the man vs. nature kind of shit. Extremely well made movie and sympathetic well written characters for the most part. Loved it and I will watch this one again once it comes out on DVD.

[Kitsa]

Sin Nombre.

Damn, Mexico be scary.

[All Hail Duke]

x-men first class

first time i've watched it in a while, and it's still good, even though all the female performances still sucked

[kahljorn]

watched dr. strangelove

really want to make a fluoride avatar now

[Esuohlim]

Saw the Descendants this morning and thought it was pretty damn good. Nothing groundbreaking or anything. I think it says a lot about last year's movies that this was such an award-nominated film. Maybe I just EXPECT TOO MUCH.

Also saw Brick last night and didn't really like it. Sorry Fathom! What's-her-name was sexy Milhouse-style though. This one.

http://data.whicdn.com/images/3453610/2005_brick_nora_zehetner_laura_large.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

watched dr. strangelove

really want to make a fluoride avatar now

Love that movie. http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/yearbook.jpg

[darkvare]

has anyone seen jhon carter is it good?

[Zhukov]

I've seen the commercials on TV. It's bad.

[WhiteRat]

I've seen the commercials on TV. It's bad.

b-b-but the commercials mentioned it in the same sentence as star wars and avatar!

I finally got around to seeing Love Liza after a friend hassled me for weeks. If you like Philip Seymour Hoffman or even just movies about suffering, loss, and huffing gas, give this one a looksee.

[Fathom Zero]

Also saw Brick last night and didn't really like it. Sorry Fathom! What's-her-name was sexy Milhouse-style though. This one.

http://data.whicdn.com/images/3453610/2005_brick_nora_zehetner_laura_large.jpg

Joseph Gordon-Levitt still rules, though.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I finally got around to seeing Love Liza after a friend hassled me for weeks. If you like Philip Seymour Hoffman or even just movies about suffering, loss, and huffing gas, give this one a looksee.

My friend watched this when it came out and made sure no one else saw else saw it because he was that frustrated with his character.

[Esuohlim]

Joseph Gordon-Levitt still rules, though.

It started off good and then it got kind of weird in an "I'm not sure if I think this is good or dumb" kind of way. I'll watch Art School Confidential next.

[Esuohlim]

I've never seen a Kevin Smith movie but I hate him anyway. I decided I needed reasons to back up my opinion so I'm watching Clerks right now.

I can't believe how bad the acting is, but other than that it's not terrible I guess. I like movies where nothing happens :airlinefood

[Tadao]

Oh man, I really hate those guys.

[Dimnos]

I've never seen a Kevin Smith movie but I hate him anyway. I decided I needed reasons to back up my opinion so I'm watching Clerks right now.

I can't believe how bad the acting is, but other than that it's not terrible I guess. I like movies where nothing happens :airlinefood

"Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!"

Was the only good part of that movie.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I've been watching comic book men on amc and its been pretty good so far. Kevin smith is in a few parts of each episode but its more about the nerdployees that work in his comic book shop.

[Tadao]

Is it groundbreaking art? That's how his fans talk about him. I'm sure he deserves to win some award for taking everyones styles and putting them all together and acting like you deserve all the credit.

[Esuohlim]

Aren't all his huge fans 13 years old?

[Fathom Zero]

It's strange, but even knowing that the acting is really bad does nothing to diminish my opinion of Clerks. It's a surreal movie to me. Everything makes sense in its own world. Also, I watched Mallrats again last night and it's prolly better than Clerks in many ways. The Volkswagen joke is perfect.

Also, I really liked Art School Confidential, but I can't exactly recall why. The plot and the satire and indemnification of the art school crowd were spot on, though.

That's too many words that I've just said. I'd rather watch Die Hard than any of these movies, broseph.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

like his fat fans? I know hes too fat for airplanes now.

[Esuohlim]

:lol I heard when Zack and Miri Make a Porno tanked he did nothing but smoke weed and eat all day every day for months.

[Gix]

the muppets, got it on blue ray
really like it

[Babs]

Zach and Miri was his midlife crisis attempt at making a shitty Judd Apatow movie which is all in itself, a pretty low bar.

[Fathom Zero]

THE MUPPETS IS MOVIE OF THE DECADE

[Esuohlim]

HUNGRY GAMS HUNGRY GAMS HUNGRY GAMS

[Guitar Woman]

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. It's the trashiest movie I've seen in a while.

I was with it up until the out-of-nowhere sex scene. The leads didn't really have any sort of chemistry before that so I was like "wait when the hell did this become a thing?" My immediate summary of the situation was "hey, you got shot by a mystery gunman who could still be slumming around, let's fuck"

then again maybe I'm retarded idk

Also couldn't Fincher have thought up a new opening credits sequence instead of copy-pasting the one from Fight Club?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Paranormal activity 2. This is by far hands down the best movie ever to make 3 stooges to.

[Mad Melvin]

Mr. Brooks

Pretty good actually. Costner and William Hurt were outstanding in their roles. The sub-plots were a bit silly and not very believable, but I was very entertained the whole way through. Suprisingly, even Dane Cook managed to be not irritating. There are plans to make this a trilogy, and I really hope it happens.

[Tadao]

I was with it up until the out-of-nowhere sex scene. The leads didn't really have any sort of chemistry before that so I was like "wait when the hell did this become a thing?" My immediate summary of the situation was "hey, you got shot by a mystery gunman who could still be slumming around, let's fuck"

then again maybe I'm retarded idk

I just figured that's what they do in Sweden.

[Zhukov]

12 Monkeys. I forgot how good it was, but the level of crazy that everyone seemed to indulge in seemed far too much for me.

[Tadao]

I downloaded Red Letter Media's Riff track + Star Wars Ep 01. I hear MST's bots. Did MST turn into RLM? WTF? GTFO! ******

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

mst turned into rifftrax. You might be on the wrong track

[Tadao]

http://redlettermedia.com/phantom-phriday-mr-plinketts-phantom-menace-commentary-track/

http://kat.ph/star-wars-1-phantom-menace-rifftrax-mr-plinkett-t6185924.html

Then again, who can trust the internet :eek :melt

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I heard that guy from that 70's show edited Star Wars 1-3 into one 2 hour movie and it turned out pretty good.

Also saw a preview for the 3 stooges movie and it comes out it two weeks.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Also cast in the 3 stooges movie

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Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi as Herself
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino as Himself
Jennifer "JWoww" Farley as Herself
Ronnie Ortiz-Magro as Himself
Paul "Pauly D" DelVecchio as Himself
Larry David as Sister Mary-Mengele, a nun who runs the orphanage


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[Tadao]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69701939

[Esuohlim]

Larry David as Sister Mary-Mengele, a nun who runs the orphanage


:lol

This makes up for the previous 5 names

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69701939

This is like a whole different movie though.

edit: or not but still >:

[Tadao]

http://redlettermedia.com/phantom-phriday-mr-plinketts-phantom-menace-commentary-track/

http://kat.ph/star-wars-1-phantom-menace-rifftrax-mr-plinkett-t6185924.html

Then again, who can trust the internet :eek :melt

NVM I figured it out. The hax0rz put the wrong track on the movie.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

HOW DARE THEY

[Ex Leper]

I'm currently torturing myself with a Children of the Corn sequel marathon.

[All Hail Duke]

popeye

it was on

[All Hail Duke]

30 minutes or less-thought it was pretty good

gonna sit down to day of the dead in a few, haven't seen it in years

[Kitsa]

Muppets, but didn't really like it.

I was really into the Muppets bigtime when I was a kid. This felt like a little bit of a letdown somehow and I thought the effects would be better. But maybe it was one of those ironically bad things and I just didn't get it because I'm not cool enough, idk

[Esuohlim]

Muppets, but didn't really like it.

:kitsa

[Esuohlim]

Watched Mallrats and it was WAY better than Clerks, but it still had this pseudo-intellectual hacky dialogue that I would've loved 10 years ago.

Jason Lee had my current haircut. >:(

[Kitsa]

Bah, there are plenty of movies and things in general I like. For some reason it was harder to take him seriously after his full frontal. Women and men are different that way.

[Esuohlim]

I never saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall but I GOT TRICKED into seeing a picture of Jason Segel's dick and I am still very mad at that person

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol

[Pentegarn]

I had no issue with the Muppets, it was obviously handled (mostly) by someone who wanted to be faithful to the original Muppets.

Though I could have done without the Fart Shoes gag, that was just a bit low brow for the Muppets

[Colonel Flagg]

John Carter - my son had been bugging me for weeks to see it, so I took him and two of his friends. It was OK, I guess, but I think that the original "Clash of the Titans" did the weird alien battle sequences better, stop-motion animation notwithstanding. Plus I found it hard to suspend my disbelief on the "Mars needs heroes" concept.

The way they worked ERB into the movie was kind of cool, though.

[...] that was just a bit low brow for the Muppets

Oxymoron.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

probably better than "Mars needs Moms" though.

[Womti]

phantasm :rolleyes

[Ex Leper]

Matinee

[All Hail Duke]

akira

first time i've seen it in years, still just as good
no idea why it was redubbed

[Tadao]

I never like Akira for some reason.

[Kitsa]

Same here. :kitsa

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Watched the aisha taylor standup. Was really funny and they draw lana to look exactly like her.

[All Hail Duke]

megamind
the usual suspects
seven
jaws
they live

more movies than i usually watch in a day, but i didn't have a hell of a lot to do

[Fathom Zero]

I saw Wrath of the Titans at the local IMAX in 3D.

My displeasure at my friends for making me spend $17 on the nonsense was voiced when I was singing the Beauty and the Beast song through the opening.

bNB2Sj-6GDI

[Tadao]

watched jack and jill just to see how bad it was. it was really horrible.

[Mad Melvin]

Man On A Ledge

It was shitty, predictable and utterly forgettable. I'm really starting to hate Sam Worchestersauce or whoever the fuck.

[Zomboid]

I already hate him! I'm not sure when it started, but that fucking movie sealed it. I haven't even seen it--I am judging it based entirely on the trailer.

[Tadao]

lol I forgot that movie existed until you guys reminded me of it.

[All Hail Duke]

28 days later

pretty good

[Tadao]

28 weeks later

pretty worse

[All Hail Duke]

i wouldn't know

[Aaarg]

death bed: the bed that eats - i knew the title would be the best part and it is. the movie wasn't as horrible as i expected, but it was still pretty bad.

the business of fancydancing - sherman alexie is great so i want to like this movie a lot more than i did. it was too "film school," disjointed and loosely put together. it's based on a book of poetry, so i guess that's fitting. the best parts were just poems being recited. it was good enough to cause me to buy the book the following morning.

magic cop - it's no mr. vampire (it's mr. vampire 5!), but good nonetheless.

the corpse bride - terrible. worse than i expected, and i expected a bad movie. the 14 year-old goth in me cried and wanted to watch edward scissorhands again.

[RaNkeri]

Submerged

A 2005 direct-to-dvd Steven Seagal film.

[Esuohlim]

submerged, fuck yeah

[RaNkeri]

I kinda felt sad when I saw that the guy who portrayed Liebgott in Band of Brothers was also in the movie :<

[Kitsa]

I went to see Hunger Games in a theater, mainly because I could (it was right across the street from Nationwide Arena, how much easier can you get) and to be fair when I continue to rip it up one side and down the other.

It's a very pretty movie. However, it's basically what I thought...pretty much exactly like Battle Royale and Running Man and Shirley Jackson's The Lottery and pretty much all others of the genre throughout time. Instead of Japanese stoicism-and-loyalty imagery, they just contrasted decadence with Depression-era poverty (think Sofia Coppola's take on Marie Antoinette with ripoffs of Dorothea Lange photos thrown in- as a matter of fact, in one establishing shot they directly imitated a Dorothea Lange image (http://faculty.evansville.edu/rl29/art105/img/lang_migrantmother.jpg)). Otherwise, it's all the same. Beat Takeshi is Woody Harrelson. They even had the specially trained ringers, the Careers who trained and volunteered, just like Kiriyama in BR.

I don't know. The woman who write this is, I've heard, a Hollywood screenwriter. If, as she claims, she never heard of BR (or Running Man, or even The Lottery, which I thought was in every high school English book) when she submitted the manuscript, that's just a poor educational background. But as I said, it's a pretty movie with pretty people. I've only read excerpts of the book so I can't say how far it departed from original intent. I'm guessing not far.

It's still better than Twilight, but I am pissed at it bring thrown about as a new thing and I'm irritated that its production blocked the American version of BR from being made (it put them in the position of looking like they were the copycats). However, that version might have sucked as bad as The Grudge, so maybe they saved us all.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Chasing Ghosts. Some documentary about early arcade video game players trying to get high scores and being best in the world at arcade games.

This one guy in full military garb was being all tough because he has the high score in missile command or some war arcade game.

[kahljorn]

i don't know about you guys but i can't wait to see man on a ledge the most anticipated sequal to the movie about that guy who couldn't leave th ephone phone booth.

[kahljorn]

I don't know. The woman who write this is, I've heard, a Hollywood screenwriter. If, as she claims, she never heard of BR (or Running Man, or even The Lottery, which I thought was in every high school English book) when she submitted the manuscript, that's just a poor educational background:lol
what a liar

[Tadao]

i don't know about you guys but i can't wait to see man on a ledge the most anticipated sequal to the movie about that guy who couldn't leave th ephone phone booth.

:lol I don't know why I didn't make that connection.

[kahljorn]

i can't wait for the third film which takes place on black friday where a guy can't leave his space in line no matter what because some dude wants a really cheap tv or his wife will be mad at him or something

[Tadao]

Or the one were he waits in line for a week for tickets to the opening show for the movie you are about to watch.

[Fathom Zero]

Gainsbourg, vie heroique

FKn_LQLslwM

Really fucking cool movie.

[Kitsa]

The time I saw Jane Birkin live in concert ranks right up there in bestest experiences ever. I will see the gainsbourg movie, since I always admired his balls (figuratively)

[Gix]

saw Sucker Punch yesterday, got at wallyworld for 10$ on bluray..and,was totally blown away by it,was not what i thought it would have been and clearly this film is very much underrated,imo..really can't stop thinking about it

[Mad Melvin]

Shutter Island

This was the third time i've seen it. I usually hate movies with a M. Night Shamalayatamts type twists, but this one works even after you know the ending. It was fun to find all the little clues you didn't notice the first or even the second time around. I also love the dream sequences and pretty much everything else for that matter. Scorsese's best since Casino.

[Kitsa]

I remember not hating Shutter Island, which is probably a good sign.

I re-watched Repo! The Genetic Opera because they were doing numbers from it at the last Rocky Horror I went to. I forgot how bizarre it was. Paris Hilton?

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Speaking of which, I realized at that Rocky Horror (I had not done one since college, which was...many...years ago) that I am getting way too fucking old for this. I realized that in my day there were no OJ Simpson jokes, mainly because the trial hadn't happened yet :shocked

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Cabin in the woods. Went way beyond my expectations and definitely worth going to see.

[Kitsa]

It looked interesting. I can't exactly tell from the commercials what'll go down...whether it's a "government fucks with teenagers for fun" movie or what. Lots of shit seems to happen to teenagers in cabins.

[Ex Leper]

The Muppets: I didn't like it, no wonder Frank Oz hated it and refused to reprise his characters.

[Zhukov]

I just watched Goon, and was really surprised by how interesting and funny this movie is. Some really awesome fights in it.

[Fathom Zero]

GOON GOON GOON GOON

best movie

[All Hail Duke]

horrible bosses

didn't think it was as bad as i've heard people say it is

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

CABIN IN THE WOODS

best movie

fixed

[All Hail Duke]

dumb & dumber
wet hot american summer

they made my day less shitty

[Aaarg]

DEMONS

left me wondering why i hadn't seen this movie earlier and why i don't have DEMONS 2

[Zhukov]

Coriolanus is pretty awesome, although not for everyone.

[Mad Melvin]

I've been watching a lot of documentaries lately. LET'S RECAP:

The Thin Blue Line

Gotta respect the fact that this documentary got an innocent man out of a life sentence. Other than that, it was just ok.


Touching The Void

Holy shit. If you like survival stories, this one ranks up pretty damn high on my list. It was amazing to see how a person can get out of a really REALLY hopeless situation. Kept me on the edge of my seat.


Dear Zachary

The best documentary I never want to see again. Heavy subject matter emotionally. I am a manly man (anonymously on the internet), but this one almost made me cry. There are a lot of twists in this quite disturbing crime story, so don't read anything about it beforehand if you are going to see it.


Into The Abyss

The latest documentary by Werner Herzog. It revolves around the death penalty and covers a senseless crime and how it affected people connected to it. I liked Grizzly Man better, but this was still pretty entertaining. Not really groundbreaking in any way.

[Zhukov]

Touching The Void is great. I love stuff like that.


I watched Hoop Dreams and nearly cried, and it felt strangely good to do that, so I might look up Dear Zachary some time.

[kahljorn]

grave of fireflies made me almost cry that movies horrible fuck that one time only in life forever

or that one movie where brad pitt gets shot in the face for no reason

[Esuohlim]

Burn After Reading almost made you cry? :lol

[kahljorn]

when brad pitt got shot in the face?

come on

thats like when bambis mom died

[Esuohlim]

I cracked up at that scene but I also hate Bambi :(

[Zomboid]

DEMONS

left me wondering why i hadn't seen this movie earlier and why i don't have DEMONS 2

Yeah, that one is pretty awesome. I've had the guy who played the Pimp (in the first one) on Facebook for what seems like forever, and he's always posting pictures and things from conventions and shit. It's amazing that he's managed to milk his roles from those two movies for this long. Good for him.

[kahljorn]

I cracked up at that scene but I also hate Bambi :(

look i dont know anything about the bambi scene other than that people call upon it as a touching and heartfelt moment but seeing that gentle creature of brad pitt who was jovial and laughing while the bullet went through his face brought a tear to my eye

[Kitsa]

I jumped when it happened.

[kahljorn]

what are you a rabbit

[Kitsa]

guess so

[darkvare]

i thought tadao was the rabbit

[Tadao]

quit clowning around darkvare

[kahljorn]

this thread is depressing me by forcing me to think of the tragic death of brad pitt

[Kitsa]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/bradpitt.gif

[Aaarg]

best part of that movie

[kahljorn]

fuck kitsa that just ruined my day.

and fuck you aarg you're a heartless bitch

[kahljorn]

:lol

[Zhukov]

Ahahaha

[Dimnos]

I thought the big sex chair reveal was the best part of the movie.

[kahljorn]

so iwas trying to put the moves on this hot asian chick but i was too depressed about brad pitt getting shot in the face

thanks alot kitsa

[Esuohlim]

Don't worry killjoy uh I mean kahljorn, Clooney gets his in the Perfect Storm

[kahljorn]

yea but then he goes on to get rich in oceans 11 ;/

[Esuohlim]

All the while Pitt's ghost haunts Ed Norton in Fight Club :(

[kahljorn]

look at what george clooney did to him he changed him from a happy jokeful person to a terrorist ghost

[darkvare]

clooney also blows up in syriana

[Kitsa]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/dildo-chair_o_GIFSoupcom.gif

edit: you're welcome, Dimnos

edit edit NSFW NSFW

[kahljorn]

good point

or wait i thought clooney lived at the end

[Aaarg]

frances mcdormand is great. the end.

[Aaarg]

yesterday in school i watched:
GASLAND - a documentary about fracking

then i got home and happened to watch:
KING CORN - a documentary about industrial agriculture and the prevalence of corn in amurika's diet

and i've seen a bunch of these liberal environmental documentaries and i always get this weird feeling. "i agree wholeheartedly with what you're saying but i can't stand the way you're saying it."

[Tadao]

Really, you found King Corn to be all in your face you gotta save the world or was it something else? I was watching something last week, might have been Bag It and I really could not stand the fat little terd. It would have been better if he stayed off camera. 2 young men in a corn field though? SIGN ME UP!

[Aaarg]

oh no in the case of king corn it's just two boston frat boys hanging out with iowa farmers and the whole thing reeks of "i live off a trust fund." in one scene they are excited because they register the fact that they're growing a little bit of corn and they get some government cheez because, well, subsidies.

they think it's pretty cool that they're getting government money "just for growing some corn." as if they don't realize that that's how industrial farmers make a living.

i'm ok with "you gotta save the world" stuff, i just hate people. haha.

again, ideas i agree with. being told to me by people like morgan spurlock and michael moore and richie cornboy and boring tryhards across the country.

[Tadao]

Oh yeah, I forgot how frat they were :lol

[Aaarg]

also one's name is ian and one's name is curtis and i was just wishing they'd follow in ian curtis' footsteps

[Tadao]

:lol

Careful, you used to be such a nice young man. :tear

[Aaarg]

wait when was that? probably when i lived in the mountains.

now i live in a town where i'm surrounded by redneck christian assholes who drink nothing but sun drop and monster and every corner has signs that say "MARRIAGE: ONE MAN - ONE WOMAN." kill em all, i say!!!!!

[Tadao]

TAKE IT YOU THE CHAT THREAD FAG

:rolleyes

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I hate sun drop because of all those white people in the commercials trying to dance.

HONKEYS

[kahljorn]

fuckin cockasians

[darkvare]

i just came from watching the avengers and holy fuck the part after the ending blew my balls off see if you can resist peeking
motherfucking THANOS

[Dimnos]

GASLAND - a documentary about fracking



I love how full of shit that dude was to try and make his point.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

i just came from watching the avengers and holy fuck the part after the ending blew my balls off see if you can resist peeking
motherfucking THANOS

I heard about this but I heard there is a second after credits scene too.

[All Hail Duke]

conan the barbarian (2011)

what a piece of shit

[Tadao]

:lol I watched that. I knew it was going to be horrible, just not that horrible :(

[Fathom Zero]

I watched Thor on Saturday.

There were no survivors.

[Dimnos]

Should I watch Thor before the Avengers?

[Tadao]

You should not watch any of them.

[Fathom Zero]

I would agree.

[Tadao]

Slap Shot, dvr'd it week ago. Love this movie.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HwJzSfgq04U/TOr6wtVosyI/AAAAAAAAAWA/GQolx7GlKyQ/s640/hanson+brother+foil.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Should I watch Thor before the Avengers?

Thor was good. Watch that and captain america at least.

[Fathom Zero]

Thor was such shit, I can't believe anybody thought that would be a good idea. Chris Jericho was on screen the entire time, talking all dumb.

[All Hail Duke]

the avengers
it was an ok enough waste of 2 hrs., nothing special, just another popcorn flick

[Zhukov]

Thor was OK. Not grand, but what is these days that comes out of hollywood?

[Aaarg]

I love how full of shit that dude was to try and make his point.

yeah dude was totally obnoxious.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I can't wait for avengers in imax. I want to get some imax brain as well.

[Kitsa]

Love slap shot, but the sequels are pure shit

[Tadao]

There are sequels? :(

[Kitsa]

at least two that I know of

[darkvare]

didn't slap shot sequels came out like 10 years after the original?

[Kitsa]

about that, if not later

[All Hail Duke]

wait until dark
hadn't seen it before, was pretty good

friday the 13th part 2
my favorite of the lot

[Mad Melvin]

Funny People

I liked the first half and Adam Sandler should obviously stick to more serious roles. He's a shitty comedian, but an ok serious actor. Anyways, the movie was way too long and the second half was kinda bad compared to the first half, but overall it was ok I guess.

[kahljorn]

:lol when i think of adam sandler playing a serious roll i just think of that face he does whenever he's about to cry and he starts to tear up

[Kitsa]

I think of him biting his lip, then looking at the person, then looking away. He does that a lot too.

[kahljorn]

yea that one too

basically he's a puppy dog

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Avengers! Fuck this is the movie to see. Its the smartest movie I've seen all year.

[Fathom Zero]

MzQePV3KTFk

watched innerspace again

this is all I remember

[Kitsa]

I watched Storyvillle: The Naked Dance, which was a documentary about Victorian era whorehouses in New Orleans.

It would have been a pretty good documentary were it not for a ponderous and badly handled voiceover doing the narration in the personage of a Victorian whore who is now old and telling the tale. The voiceover drove me up the damn wall.

[Kitsa]

Also, Omega Man, original horrid leisure suit Charleton Heston version. Kind of thinking of being one of the albino luddites for halloween.

[kahljorn]

there's another omega man besides i am legend and the last man on earth

[All Hail Duke]

aliens
been a while since i've seen it, and it's still good, just not as good as i thought it was

[Kitsa]

The 13th Warrior, because it was on TV and it was early and I was too lazy to change it.

It was about as good a movie as Antonio Banderas being an Arab in a Norse conquest could be.

[Tadao]

I loved the book Eater of the Dead, I think the movie was pretty dead on.

[Kitsa]

I haven't read the book. Why didn't he take the director's credit?

[Fathom Zero]

My dad took me and my brothers to see it because he's an idiot, but it made me end up reading the book, so it wasn't all bad.

Crichton's kinda a hack now that I think back on him, but that's another discussion. Eaters of the Dead was pretty boss.

[Tadao]

I her he writes the book and then rewites it again for the movies. That's why his books and movies are usually way different from each other. This is also the guy responsible for the tv show E.R. :(

[MarioRPG]

I didn't mention it, but I saw Cabin In The Woods and it was fantastic.

[Kitsa]

Safe House, 1998 Patrick Stewart version...dated, but funny and sad

[Kitsa]

Also home to this glorious footage:

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[Tadao]

Oh man, I have safe house dvred. and I'm super sick with a head cold. This might be a perfect combo

[Esuohlim]

MY NAME IS MACE

IT'S SHORT FOR "IN YOUR FACE"

[Kitsa]

This was one of my favorites.

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[Mad Melvin]

Finally got around to seeing Mystic River.

It was great. And that is all I have to say about that.


Also, I watched the first Matrix movie again. The last time I saw it was something like 10 years ago. Time has not been gentle with this one. The effects still work (they are not impressive anymore, though), but there are a lot of weird stuff happening I didn't really notice last time. Like an elevator exploding for some reason and the "good guys" keep killing innocent people, even though they want to liberate them or something. And who can forget Keanu Reeves, who is so wooden I really don't know why he keeps getting work. Anyways, The Matrix is still entertaining and hell of a lot better than the awful and unnecessary sequels.

[kahljorn]

doesnt the elevator explode because they put a bomb in it?

[All Hail Duke]

yep

[Mad Melvin]

My mistake.

[Zhukov]

Mystic River was fantastic.

[Dimnos]

Is that the one where Tommy Lee Jones in is the Indian tracker guy?

[Mad Melvin]

What

[All Hail Duke]

Is that the one where Tommy Lee Jones in is the Indian tracker guy?

http://i43.tower.com/images/mm107069643/missing-tommy-lee-jones-dvd-cover-art.jpg

[Dimnos]

So not the same movie.

[darkvare]

anyone knows a place where i can find mid to high res pictures of movie posters

[Mad Melvin]

Prometheus

Spoiler free opinion. The first half of the movie was a bag full of amazing sci-fi goodness, that gave me an erection that would not please a woman. My erections are like that, sadly. Anyways. The movie kinda fell apart in the second half and there were some things that made no sense plotwise, and some of the characters behaved very oddly. It seemed like there was a huge chunk of the movie left on the cutting room floor. I would approve a director's cut version of this.

So, in short: for sci-fi fans this is a must see, just for the visuals alone. Enjoyable movie, that sadly does not live up to the hype.

[Kitsa]

The music in the trailer was pretty freaky.

[Tadao]

is it a prequel to aliens?

[kahljorn]

watched this movi caled Mesrine/Public enemy number one

part two was basically just watching carl sagan roll around and fuck people up

[Fathom Zero]

is it a prequel to aliens?

Same universe. If you hadn't noticed, the ship is the same one that the Nostromo picked up the facehugger from in Alien. Or, at least the same type of ship. I believe that Prometheus is set far before Alien, anyway.

[All Hail Duke]

snow white & the huntsman

eh

[Mad Melvin]

Same universe. If you hadn't noticed, the ship is the same one that the Nostromo picked up the facehugger from in Alien. Or, at least the same type of ship. I believe that Prometheus is set far before Alien, anyway.

You are correct, sir.

It's KINDA the origin story of the aliens we all know and love, but I wouldn't call it a prequel.

[Tadao]

Well that's just fine by me. Can't wait to see it at home. The wife can't handle movies that get your heart racing.

[kahljorn]

lol

[All Hail Duke]

prometheus

for the first 90 minutes it was pretty damn good, but the last half hour...it was a bit screwy, but still decent

a scientist is killed by a mutant snake thing which escapes and is never seen again, and the things may or may not have killed the other engineers/space jockeys, it's not explained very well

so one guy is killed by acid blood spraying on his face, but he comes back to life w/ super strength and kills people for no reason for other than typical horror movie type scares i guess

lisbeth salander gives birth to a squid, seriously, a squid
but the squid baby escapes and grows into a giant squid which doubles as a giant facehugger (wtf?), (which i sort of get since an early design for the fh was basically an octopus, but it's a little ridiculous) which causes the birth of a prototype xeno

the space jockey race hate humans for some reason (guess that'll get explained in the sequel, if there is one and if not, guess they're just a bunch of space jerks)

the whole old man wants to be immortal thing, it felt tacked on and was pretty pointless

[kahljorn]

SO DOES THIS ALSO TIE IN AT ALL TO THE SHIP IN ALIENS VS PREDATOR

OR W?e

[Mad Melvin]

ALIEN VS PREDATOR IS NOT CANON YOU FUCK

STOP IT

[kahljorn]

W/E I DONT HAVE TIME TO KEEP UP WITH YOUR ECUNUMICAL CONFERENCES OR WTFER U HAVE

[Phoenix Gamma]

I really, really like Prometheus, but my problem was I went in expecting something a lot more intense than what I got. Maybe it's because I haven't seen an Aliens movie since the second one came out so I forgot what they're like.

Everyone in the movie is pretty stupid, though. Like...when the first alien thing appears and one guy is all "THERE THERE BABY IT'S ALRIGHT HERE I'M GONNA GO PET IT NOW OH WOW IT'S BREAKING MY ARM DAMN ALIENS USED MY LOVE OF PETTING ALIENS AGAINST ME." It seemed like they just did shit for the sake of entertaining the audience as opposed to being, well, smart. Same with the alien stuff. That one biological poisony thing seemed to work on some kind of "whateverthefuck" logic because it has two different effects on two different people, then the final humanoid alien thing at the end just went postal on the humans for no perceived reason, even though it's supposed to be highly intelligent.

It was a really fun movie, but I don't think people will remember it years from now.

[All Hail Duke]

the town that dreaded sundown

first time i've seen it in a few years, still pretty solid, but i still don't like the dramatized/over the top ending since i don't remember the actual events happening that way

[Babs]

Just got done watching these shitty movies

Bad boy bubby

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House

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[All Hail Duke]

kung fu panda 2-lame

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

prometheus

for the first 90 minutes it was pretty damn good, but the last half hour...it was a bit screwy, but still decent

a scientist is killed by a mutant snake thing which escapes and is never seen again, and the things may or may not have killed the other engineers/space jockeys, it's not explained very well

so one guy is killed by acid blood spraying on his face, but he comes back to life w/ super strength and kills people for no reason for other than typical horror movie type scares i guess

lisbeth salander gives birth to a squid, seriously, a squid
but the squid baby escapes and grows into a giant squid which doubles as a giant facehugger (wtf?), (which i sort of get since an early design for the fh was basically an octopus, but it's a little ridiculous) which causes the birth of a prototype xeno

the space jockey race hate humans for some reason (guess that'll get explained in the sequel, if there is one and if not, guess they're just a bunch of space jerks)

the whole old man wants to be immortal thing, it felt tacked on and was pretty pointless

I really, really like Prometheus, but my problem was I went in expecting something a lot more intense than what I got. Maybe it's because I haven't seen an Aliens movie since the second one came out so I forgot what they're like.

Everyone in the movie is pretty stupid, though. Like...when the first alien thing appears and one guy is all "THERE THERE BABY IT'S ALRIGHT HERE I'M GONNA GO PET IT NOW OH WOW IT'S BREAKING MY ARM DAMN ALIENS USED MY LOVE OF PETTING ALIENS AGAINST ME." It seemed like they just did shit for the sake of entertaining the audience as opposed to being, well, smart. Same with the alien stuff. That one biological poisony thing seemed to work on some kind of "whateverthefuck" logic because it has two different effects on two different people, then the final humanoid alien thing at the end just went postal on the humans for no perceived reason, even though it's supposed to be highly intelligent.

It was a really fun movie, but I don't think people will remember it years from now.

fucking loved prometheus. it was exactly what I was expecting it to be.

it all made sense to me though.

If you played god and created a new civilization in your image and then found out they were a bunch of fucking assholes I would want to kill them too. Especially if I found out that they had then in turn played god and made a robot guy I would rip that robot guys head off.

[Dimnos]

fucking loved prometheus. it was exactly what I was expecting it to be.

it all made sense to me though.

If you played god and created a new civilization in your image and then found out they were a bunch of fucking assholes I would want to kill them too. Especially if I found out that they had then in turn played god and made a robot guy I would rip that robot guys head off.

:p

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I really want to see the new ghost rider movie.

[Tadao]

Maybe you should see it in 5d by killing yourself :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I WOULD LOVE TO SEE IT IN THE FIFTH DEATHMENSION.

[kahljorn]

GOOD LUCK WITh tTHAT. they dont play it in heaven cuz it has skulls and fire and ghosts, and they won't play it in hell because it has nicolas cage

[Mad Melvin]

I saw the teaser trailer for the upcoming Paul Thomas Anderson movie "The Master", and it looks fucking awesome. I would nominate Joaquin Phoenix for an oscar just for this small clip.

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[10,000 Volt Ghost]

GOOD LUCK WITh tTHAT. they dont play it in heaven cuz it has skulls and fire and ghosts, and they won't play it in hell because it has nicolas cage

:lol

[Kitsa]

I want to go back and see a movie at the Arena Grand because that fucking rocked. I have experienced movies + alcohol before, but never movies+ alcohol + a 20-seat house + enormous leather lounge chairs for seats. I'd sit through hunger games again for that.

[Esuohlim]

I just saw Moonrise Kingdom and it's very good! Wes Anderson toned down the snootiness

[WhiteRat]

Saw the Avengers last night. It was pretty good for a hack and slash flick, actually better than I thought it would be.

[Dimnos]

Promethius is 3d. It was bad ass and the 3d was much better than I was expecting. I just didn't understand what that shit in the jars was. At the start it looked that one dude drank it to break down his DNA to add the spark of life to earth but later its responsible for accelerated evolution?? Still a rather kick ass movie though.

[Fathom Zero]

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[Mad Melvin]

The Raid: Redemption

This is how an action movie is made. Awesome choreography, brutal violence, perfectly paced and constantly intense. Best action movie since Taken.

[kahljorn]

http://www.animefreak.tv/watch/berserk-golden-age-chapter-i-egg-high-king-episode-1-online

[kahljorn]

beresefjsr

[kahljorn]

new bejerks

[kahljorn]

it skipped around a lot and the fight scense werent as cool as the show but i guess it was pretty good :(

[Kitsa]

Brave in 3d. The 3d gave me a wicked headache.

It was good, I guess. Those movies always seem way intense and sad for the kid-audience.

[Phoenix Gamma]

Brave in 3d. The 3d gave me a wicked headache.

It was good, I guess. Those movies always seem way intense and sad for the kid-audience.

Kids aren't retarded. They know concepts like death/violence enough that they can handle it the way Disney has always portrayed it. I was actually more surprised by the buttshots.

As for Brave, the animation is pretty phenomenal. They make settings so realistic these days that you'd swear they were real. The story was pretty weak for a Pixar film, but still leaps and bounds beyond shit like Madagascar or Ice Age. I know when footage was first being shown years ago, everyone was saying this would be "Pixar's first mature cartoon", which is kind of the wrong way to approach it; it's still a family film, but it's a little more loose in regards to razor sharp weapons hurling through the air.

[captain516]

Moonrise Kingdom and Prometheus. Moonrise was awesome, Prometheus was alright but very pretty. When I was watching it though I couldn't stop thinking about Jay Sherman's student film.
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[Fathom Zero]

PifvRiHVSCY

I AM THE LAW

[Mad Melvin]

Looks very dumb. Better than that Rob Schneider one, but still. HOPEFULLY IM WRONG

[All Hail Duke]

young adult

it was alright/all right (however the fuck it's supposed to be spelled)

much better than that p.o.s. juno anyway

[kahljorn]

ive watched and enjoyed the judge dredd movie the trick is to not expect something great!

[Tadao]

Just downloaded Everyday Sunshine: The Story of Fishbone

I hope it's full of nekid black cocks.

[MailCall]

J Edgar. Leonardo did a really effective job as the former FBI director. Judi Dench was awesome as was Naomi Watts. I thought the Clint Eastwood-directed bio was a bit easy on the allegedly gay and definitely dishonest Hoover, but it was a worthwhile watch anyway. Two thumbs up. :rock

[Womti]

the omen original
HATS OFF TO DAMIEN

[Aaarg]

THE CHURCH - this movie is fucking excellent and exactly what i was in the mood for. i'd seen it before, but i forgot all about it.

INFERNO - dario argento's cool and colored lights are cool and this movie was pretty cool too

J Edgar.
have you seen the larry cohen film, the private files of j. edgar hoover?