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Name:
Lionheart
Number: 101
Description: One day the creators of
M.U.S.C.L.E. came up with a genius idea: "Say, let's put the head of a lion
on top of a completely generic looking body!". And thus, Lionheart was born. |
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Name:
Super-Hero Shawn
Number: 102
Description: Shawn is determined to
fly just like a super-hero. So, he took a blanket and wrapped it around
himself like a cape and then jumped off a 20-story building. Now he eats
peas through a straw. |
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Name:
Hollow Head
Number: 103
Description: Just like the name
implies, Hollow Head has... are you ready for this... A HOLLOW HEAD! Don't
try punching him in the face, it'll just go right through him! He's a tricky
one, that Hollow Head... |
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Name:
Mr. Snoot
Number: 104
Description: He hangs out at the
country club. He plays golf all day long. He's a member of a "wine taster's
club". He enjoys talking about his "portfolio" and reads the Wall Street
Journal. Someone kill him. |
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Name:
Terri-Bull Wannabe
Number: 105
Description: This guy for some reason
always wanted to be just like Terri-Bull. In fact, he stalks him and is
trying to take over his life. It's kind of like the movie "Single White
Female", only this little bastard really isn't much of a threat to the real
Terri-Bull. |
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Name:
Heavy Metal
Number: 106
Description: This poor guy figured
that if he wore enough metal nobody would be able to hurt him.
Unfortunately, the metal weighs so much that he can't even move. We don't
even know how long he's been standing there. Hell, he might even be dead for
all we know. |
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Name:
Mr. Blocky - Inverted Pyramid Version
Number: 107
Description: Just when I thought Mr.
Blocky couldn't get any cooler, he comes out and turns into a pyramid. And
now we know it wasn't the Egyptians that built the pyramids, it was MR.
BLOCKY! Mr. Blocky, we love you. You're an inspiration to us all. You're a
true hero! |
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Name:
Toga Party Tommy
Number: 108
Description: Tommy is really
embarrassed. He was told that a big "toga party" was going down today, so he
got all dressed up in a Toga. Too bad it was a practical joke. You look like
an ass, Tommy. |
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Name:
Moro - More Attire Version
Number: 109
Description: This is just Moro (#27)
with some more fancy attire. Perhaps he didn't feel that his previous outfit
would get him reviewed in the "Best Dressed" issue of Cosmopolitan? What a
loony. |
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Name:
MuscleMan - Beaten Badly Version
Number: 110
Description: Whoah! Somebody walloped
the fiznuts out of MuscleMan (#1)! It must have been somebody pretty strong
too. Maybe MuscleMan pissed off Mr. Blocky? Damn, that's gotta sting! |
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Name:
Draconian Dominator
Number: 111
Description: From the planet Draconia
he came to dominate the world of M.U.S.CL.E. And after he had his ass handed
to him, he went back to his planet in a body bag. Tough luck, pal. |
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Name:
Licky
Number: 112
Description: Licky is probably one of
the most perverted M.U.S.C.L.E. fighters you'll ever encounter. He doesn't
fight his opponents, he just keeps licking them until they give up. Eugh.
Sick. |
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Name:
MuscleMan - Recovered
Number: 113
Description: What the hell!? Does
MuscleMan have some super-fast healing powers that we didn't know about?
Just a few seconds ago his face was all mangled (#110) and now he's
completely healed!!! |
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Name:
Papa Bear
Number: 114
Description: He's pissed off because
somebody was eating his porridge. Now he's come to kick ass until someone
'fesses up. He's also another "ingenious" creation, just like Lionheart
(#101). |
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Name:
Mr. Roboto
Number: 115
Description: "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto!
Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto for helping me escape just when I needed to.
Thank you! Thank you, thank you! I want to thank you, please, thank you!" |
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Name:
Crazy Frank
Number: 116
Description: Frank is the deranged
brother of MuscleMan (#1). He very well may be the most insane person ever
to enter the ring. He's got all the strength of MuscleMan, but unlike his
brother, Frank enjoys rubbing peanut butter all over himself while singing
opera. |
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Name:
Krelby McPeterson
Number: 117
Description: Krelby, we see what
you're trying to do. You're trying to copy Mr. Blocky (#1) with those
rollers on your chest! If Mr. Blocky ever finds out that you're ripping him
off, you're dead meat! |
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Name:
The "Dumb Blonde Joke" Guy
Number: 118
Description: This is that unfunny
jackass that every one of us has met. Every single day you see him, he has a
"witty" new dumb blonde joke to tell you. He's even subscribed to every
single dumb blonde joke mailing list on the web. You've had a burning desire
to kill him for a really long time. So my question is: What's holding you
back!? |
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Name:
Hollow Head - The Early Years
Number: 119
Description: This is Hollow Head
(#103) in his early years. Just like people who pierce their ears and then
stretch out the hole over time, Hollow Head started out with a small hole
and slowly expanded it over the years. *Note to the kids: Feel free to try
this at home! |
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Name:
Stu "The Do" Stronghold
Number: 120
Description: Stu is normally a very
tame guy. He isn't even that much of a wrestler. But he's really proud of
his crazy hairdo. So, when an opponent messes with his hair, he unleashes
his inner beast and screams, "NOBODY MESSES...WITH THE DO!!!" and then
proceeds to tear them limb from limb and eat their intestines. |
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Name:
"Choo Choo" Chucky
Number: 121
Description: Ha Ha! I love this guy,
he's such a cute little bastard. I don't think he's ever lost a match
because all the other fighters are just too amused with his cuteness. "Choo
Choo" Chucky runs around the ring while hooting the words "Choo Choo!" just
like a Choo Choo train. You go Chucky! You go "Choo Choo" like a mad mofo! |
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Name:
Muscle Man - Reminder Version
Number: 122
Description: Goddamnit, I'm starting
to get sick of you MuscleMan. He just wanted to come back and remind us that
he was still here. Well, either that or the M.U.S.C.L.E. creators were short
on ideas one day. Wait a minute, that could NEVER happen, right? Pfft. |
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Name:
The Health Club Workout Instructor
Number: 123
Description: "Ok people! Are you ready
to get pumped? Screw those Tae-Bo videos! Break out your Stair-Masters™
and let's get steppin!
One-and-two-and-three-and-kick-and-one-and-two-and-three...." |
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Name:
Foxy Brown
Number: 124
Description: Foxy likes to prance
around the ring. He's really quite the showboat. In fact he... ah, who am I
kidding? He's simply another extremely boring and generic figure that they
threw an animal head on, just like they did with Lionheart (#101). Lazy
bastards. |
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Name:
Spizzy
Number: 125
Description: Spizzy used to work in an
old amusement park at "Spizzy's Snowcone Stand". Spizzy was devastated when
an undercover news crew exposed the truth about his Snowcones. They weren't
made from real snow! They came from ice shavings!!!! |
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