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Name:
Sigmund Newton
Number: 76
Description: Sigmund was a champion
wrestler back in the days of his youth. Now, he's just an old bastard that
wears a neck brace and complains about his arthritis. And yes, he has the
head of a turtle. |
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Name:
Goro
Number: 77
Description: Goro, from Mortal Kombat,
has returned to the world of M.U.S.C.L.E. and often gets in arguments with
his brother, Moro #27, who brags about having 2 more arms. And for some
strange reason, Goro has also taken on the look of Buddha. Go figure... |
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Name:
The Viking King
Number: 78
Description: Majestic. Mighty.
Merciless. The Viking King is ready for battle. And after he destroys his
opponents, he eats their flesh right off the bone and washes it down with
some frothy ale! |
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Name:
Harry The Hammer
Number: 79
Description: Harry like to hammer his
opponents into the ground as if they were nails. Harry also likes to put on
hula skirts and belly dance to the song "Livin' La Vida Loca". He's a
strange one that Harry guy. |
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Name:
Rosie
Number: 80
Description: If you've ever seen "The
Jetsons" cartoon, then you probably remember Rosie, the robot maid. She was
always running all over the place and cleaning up after the Jetsons, but
Rosie's got a real mean side to her.
So all of you M.U.S.C.L.E. fighters had better watch out. Rosie's on the
warpath and she takes no prisoners! |
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Name:
Easter Island Eddie
Number: 81
Description: Eddie comes from Easter
Island. He's got that perfect chiseled look. He also packs quite a punch and
eats lots of salami for some unknown reason. Eddie, you so crazy. |
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Name:
Crossing Guard Wally
Number: 82
Description: Wally really had it
rough. He used to be a crossing guard, but he screwed up badly once and an
entire school bus of children were killed as a result. He's never forgiven
himself for this, so he decided to enter the world of M.U.S.C.L.E. wrestling
and let his opponents beat the hell out of him as his punishment. |
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Name:
Prune
Number: 83
Description: He's shriveled up like a
prune and the elderly have a strong attraction to him. In fact, he often has
to fight them off as they try to bite into him. Not that it hurts him or
anything, but it's still annoying being "gummed" by the elderly all the
time. |
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Name:
Boa Constricted Rick
Number: 84
Description: Rick has a severe
problem. He's so busy trying to fight off the boa constrictor that's trying
to eat him that he doesn't even have time to fight other M.U.S.C.L.E.
wrestlers. Good luck, Rick! |
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Name:
MuscleMan - Striped Version
Number: 85
Description: Wow, it's MuscleMan (#1)
returning with an all new style: STRIPES! So what, now he's a friggin'
zebra!? What the hell is up with that? How is looking like a zebra gonna aid
him in battle!? |
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Name:
Caldor The Stink Machine
Number: 86
Description: Not much is known about
Caldor. Well, not much except that he's part machine and emits some of the
most foul odors on this planet. "Bog of Eternal Stench" eat your heart out! |
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Name:
Chopped Charlie
Number: 87
Description: Charlie had his head
chopped off in the early 1700's for drinking his own bathwater. Drinking
your own bathwater was not accepted until the late 1800's. Before that, it
was punishable by death. So it was really just bad timing for Charlie.
Still, he didn't let having no head stop him. He just grew eyes on his chest
and good ol' Charlie kept on truckin'! Now he drinks all the bathwater he
desires! |
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Name:
Zagnut
Number: 88
Description: Zagnut is named after the
candy bar, Zagnut. He flies from galaxy to galaxy promoting Zagnut candy
bars with every last ounce of energy. He believes that if he becomes the M.U.S.C.L.E.
champion, he'll become a much more influential public figure, and therefore
able to spread the word of Zagnut candy bars much better. |
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Name:
Zippy The Doomed Robot
Number: 89
Description: Zippy's tale is a truly
sad one. See, Zippy is in love with Rosie (#80), but Rosie is a mean bitch
that refuses to return that love. She just uses Zippy and makes him do all
sorts of errands for her. And poor Zippy doesn't even realize it. Sadly,
when he does finally realize it, it will break his fragile little heart.
Poor Zippy. :( |
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Name:
The Masked Marauder
Number: 90
Description: With a mask like that, he
can easily strike fear into the hearts of any M.U.S.C.L.E. fighter. However,
there is one simple way to defeat him. He has a big shiny button on his
crotch. If one was to press that button, it would activate the built-in "crotchinator"
on his suit, thus dropping him to the ground in crotchy agony. |
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Name:
Right Said Fred
Number: 91
Description: I'm too sexy for your
party. I'm too sexy for your hat. I'm too sexy to be a real M.U.S.C.L.E.
fighter, which is why I constantly get my ass beat for saying "I'm too sexy"
all the time. |
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Name:
MuscleMan, The Wizard Master
Number: 92
Description: For a brief period of
time, MuscleMan (#1) got hooked on role-playing games like "Magic: The
Gathering" and "Dungeons & Dragons". During this pathetic period of his
life, he decided to dress up like a "Wizard Master" and cast spells on his
enemies instead of actually fighting them. Needless to say, he got his ass
beat severely until he finally gave up sprinkling fairy dust on his
opponents. |
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Name:
Terri-Bull - "Come Get Some" version
Number: 93
Description: This is Terri-Bull (#2)
before he had one of the horns on his head broken off. Obviously, his "come
get some" taunt didn't work out so well. Otherwise, he might have gotten to
keep that horn on his head intact, along with his integrity. But what can you expect from a "leader"
that insists on wearing wrist bands and leg warmers. |
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Name:
Chad The Chomper
Number: 94
Description: Chad likes to chomp on
things with his enormous jaw. Other than that, he's pretty much one hell of
a boring and generic M.U.S.C.L.E. fighter. The kind of figure that most kids
would melt and torture without thinking twice about it. Actually, that's a
good idea! |
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Name:
Junkyard Jimmytron 5000
Number: 95
Description: Rumor has it, that this
guy was just built from a lot of scrap metal found in a junkyard. Jimmytron
isn't really the best fighter in the world, but if you're looking for a
fender for a 57 Chevy, you might be able to find it somewhere on him. |
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Name:
Conan The Lover
Number: 96
Description: You'd think that Conan
The Barbarian would still be a fighter. But now he swears by Crom that he's
going to make love to every one of his opponents. Hence, he calls himself
"Conan The Lover" instead. Then again, making love to his opponents would
probably do far more damage to them than his fists ever could. |
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Name:
Bat Boy
Number: 97
Description: Yes! We've all seen him
in the Weekly World News, and now Bat Boy has come to the wonderful world of
M.U.S.C.L.E. to sink his batty-assed fangs into his cowardly opponents! GO
BAT BOY GO! |
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Name:
Mashed Potatoes
Number: 98
Description: This guy is pretty
generic, but damned if he doesn't love to eat mashed potatoes. He's eaten so
many of them that his face has taken on the very look of mashed potatoes.
What a nutjob. |
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Name:
Bouncy McSquabble
Number: 99
Description: Bouncy is one of the most
annoying fighters ever. He really can't do any damage to his opponents, but
every time someone hits him, he just bounces right back. He just won't go
away, which is why every M.U.S.C.L.E. fighter hates him. |
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Name:
Crazy Snake Shoulder Guy
Number: 100
Description: Oooooooo! Look at me! I'm
crazy! I gots me a snake comin' outta my shoulder! Why do I gots me a snake
comin' outta my shoulder you ask? Because I'm crazy! I'm Crazy Snake
Shoulder Guy! |
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