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Name:
Grelk
Number: 126
Description: "Hi, I'm Grelk! Hey, stop
laughing at me! What's so damned funny? My name? Shut up! It's not a funny
sounding name! Grelk is a perfectly legitimate name! Shut up!" |
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Name:
Mini-Smashor
Number: 127
Description: Just like his big
brother, Smashor (#53), Mini Smashor likes to shout out things like "MINI-SMASHOR
WILL SMASH YOU! SMASH YOU WITH MY SMASHY THINGS I WILL! SMASHY! SMASH!!!" |
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Name:
Happy Pudding
Number: 128
Description: Why are the faces on this
guy's body so happy? Because they love pudding! Happy Pudding doesn't want
to fight, he just wants to feed all of his faces some smooth 'n tasty
pudding. Yay for big globs of yummy pudding! Bon Appetit! |
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Name:
Moro - Arm-Wants-To-Be-A-Leg Version
Number: 129
Description: Moro has a sad bottom
arm. As you can see in the photo, that arm on the bottom right doesn't want
to be an arm. It really wants to be a leg. The story of that arm is a sad
one indeed. |
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Name:
Donkey Boy
Number: 130
Description: He loved playing "Pin The
Tail On The Donkey" so much while he was growing up that he decided to keep
wearing the blindfold for the remainder of his life. You can imagine how
poorly he did when he entered his first M.U.S.C.L.E. wrestling match. |
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Name:
Sad Shorty
Number: 131
Description: He's short and he's sad.
As you can tell by his helmet, he has tried to compensate for his shortness,
but this pathetic attempt at making himself look taller just made everybody
laugh at him. And that's why they call him "Sad Shorty". |
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Name:
Screwball
Number: 132
Description: Screwball had his head
screwed on. One can only assume that this was necessary because at some
point he pissed off the wrong guy and had his head ripped off. So, doctors
put a screw straight through his head and screwed it back onto his body.
Spiffy! |
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Name:
Tough Guy Harrison
Number: 133
Description: He's got spiky shoulder
pads and a helmet. Wow, what a new concept. Haven't seen that kind of
costume a MILLION times already. I hate this guy. |
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Name:
Chugger Johnson
Number: 134
Description: A football star in high
school, a drunkard in college... Chugger Johnson is your average
all-American guy. And he's never one to turn down a beer, especially when
his friends insult his manhood if he doesn't CHUG it down! "YOU'VE GOT TO
CHUUUG!!!"
Ha Ha Ha, what a loser. |
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Name:
Mr. Bladehands
Number: 135
Description: Mr. Bladehands would seem
like a tough opponent to go up against, but if you ever met him, you'd find that he
really has a pleasant demeanor. He doesn't even like to fight. He uses his
blade hands for cooking and pruning hedges, kind of like Edward Scissorhands,
just not nearly as cool looking or talented. |
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Name:
Warcraft Orc
Number: 136
Description: I'm not sure how this guy
found his way into the world of M.U.S.C.L.E., but this Orc from the game
Warcraft escaped his computer game prison. And these guys were pretty tough
in the game, so I imagine he's one to be reckoned with in the ring too. |
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Name:
Mr. X
Number: 137
Description: Very little is known
about Mr. X, but if he's anything like "Brand X", he can't be that good. Cuz
if commercials have taught us anything over the past 50 years, it's that
Brand X is no good. Therefore, I think it's safe to assume that Mr. X is no
good either. |
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Name:
Dinky Data Dookie
Number: 138
Description: Here's a cheery little
fella. Dinky Data Dookie loves it when opponents try to punch him on the
chest, because it just makes the keyboard type letters on his face. Then the
opponent is distracted by what letters appear on Dinky's face, and that's
when they're most vulnerable. Dinky also loves to do "The Dinky Dance",
which was a move that Michael Jackson later stole from him and renamed "The
Moonwalk". Dinky hates Michael Jackson for that. |
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Name:
Captain Caveman
Number: 139
Description: "Captain
Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaavemaaaaaaaaaan!" Yelling his name loudly is pretty much the
only thing this guy is capable of. And if he's not yelling his name, he's
yelling about the agonizing pain that his opponents are dishing out to him
on a regular basis. |
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Name:
Frederick
Number: 140
Description: Frederick hates his name.
He prefers to be called "Fred", but nobody listens to him. Everybody calls
him Frederick because they hate him for being another generic M.U.S.C.L.E.
figure. |
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Name:
MuscleMan - Crazy Version
Number: 141
Description: Here we have MuscleMan
(#1) on crack. He's completely lost it and he runs around the ring talking
about how he's going to eat eggplant while shaving frog legs. Like I said,
he's lost it. |
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Name:
Hollow Head - Faker Version
Number: 142
Description: Yet another version of
Hollow Head (#103), but hey wait! He looks a lot like Mr. X (#137)! I bet
it's really Mr. X just trying to trick us into buying his "Brand X"
products! Well you don't fool us! |
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Name:
Crosby Crossbow
Number: 143
Description: Crosby sure is proud of
his crossbow. It was given to him when he was a boy. His grandpa gave it to
his father. And his father hid it in his ass during the war so that they
enemy couldn't take it away when they captured him. And then, many years
later, Crosby's father removed the crossbow from his ass and gave it to him.
Yep, Crosby sure does love that crossbow of his. |
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Name:
Wedgie
Number: 144
Description: All Wedgie ever does is
complain about how his shorts are too damned tight. Well Wedge, maybe next
time you'll try on your shorts in the dressing room instead of just buying
any random pair and taking them home! Quit your whining! |
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Name:
Tomahawk Tommy
Number: 145
Description: Tommy sings his Tomahawk
song all day long, "I'm Tommy, Tomahawk Tommy! I'll CHOP CHOP CHOP you down!
I'm Tommy, Tomahawk Tommy! I've got the sharpest tomahawks in town!"...
needless to say, everybody hates that damned song. |
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Name:
Zonko
Number: 146
Description: Zonko is the shiznit.
We've all seen breakdancers try to dance like a robot... well they were all
trying to dance like Zonko. Nobody can dance as good as Zonko... NOBODY.
Zonko also uses his strong robotic hands to open tin cans and human skulls. |
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Name:
Heartless Hugo
Number: 147
Description: Hugo used to be merciful.
He would beat his opponents until they cried out mercy. Then he would let
them go. But ever since somebody ripped out his heart, he has felt no
remorse. Once he defeats an opponent, he doesn't stop there. He continues to
beat them for days. It normally takes about 10 other M.U.S.C.L.E. fighters
to pull Hugo off of the mangled remains of his opponents. |
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Name:
Inflato
Number: 148
Description: Yeah, you could say this
guy has an "inflated ego". But when it comes down to it, having a balloon
for a head isn't really that impressive. Not to mention, Inflato has never
won a single match. |
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Name:
Screwball - New Hands Version
Number: 149
Description: Whoah, looks like
Screwball (#132) pissed off the wrong guy again. He already lost his head in
the past, and now it appears that somebody tore his hands off. I guess the
doctors were out of prosthetic hand replacements, so they just gave him some
spikes to fight with instead. When will this guy ever learn? |
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Name:
Big Mummy Guy
Number: 150
Description: He's Big. He's wrapped up
like a Mummy. He's a guy. What the hell, we'll call him Big Mummy Guy! This
guy is pretty big and I've heard he uses some of his bandages to strangle
his opponents with. Sure it's cheating, but are YOU gonna tell this guy to
his face that he can't do that? Be my guest. Nice knowin' ya... |
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