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Name:
Scrag Mcdoogle
Number: 26
Description: It's a good thing this
guy is wearing a helmet, because like so many of the other generic
M.U.S.C.L.E. figures, he's got nothing else. He deserves the constant
beatdowns that he receives. |
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Name:
Moro
Number: 27
Description: If you ever played Mortal
Kombat, you probably remember Goro, the 4-armed guy that surely had
halitosis. Well, this here is his brother, Moro. Only difference is Moro
has 6 arms and therefore goes through a stick of deodorant much faster
than Goro. |
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Name:
Sucko
Number: 28
Description: Oh no! Not a wrestler
with big lips! What ever will the other M.U.S.C.L.E. wrestlers do to stop
him? As far as I'm concerned, Sucko can go suck an egg. |
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Name:
Lippy Bighands
Number: 29
Description: This guy has no lips! Did
Sucko (#28) take them to make his own lips bigger!? Or did this guy graft
his lips onto his hands, which would explain why they're larger than
normal? I'm afraid this is one of the many M.U.S.C.L.E. mysteries we'll
never solve. |
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Name:
Combinator
Number: 30
Description: Fear the wrath of
Combinator! They wanted to build a robot, but were all out of robot parts.
So, they found a bunch of combination locks, put 'em together, and presto!
Instant robot! |
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Name:
Mr. Bean
Number: 31
Description: I swear, if the real life
Mr. Bean bulked up a little bit, he would look exactly like this guy!
Unfortunately for him, I don't imagine that Mr. Bean would put up a very
good fight. He'd just hide. |
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Name:
Porkins
Number: 32
Description: Ahh yes, what would a
wrestling match be without a Man-Pig hybrid? When a wrestler vanishes from
the face of the earth, many look to Porkins... he just might have eaten
the poor guy! |
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Name:
Ally McBeal
Number: 33
Description: Eat some food man! You
gotta bulk up if you're gonna get in the ring with the other M.U.S.C.L.E.
wrestlers! |
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Name:
Metal Man
Number: 34
Description: Holy Shit! It's Metal Man
from that classic NES game that we all loved, Mega Man 2! Damn, he's
bulked up a lot since then too. Mega Man (#14) looks like he'd get his ass
beat by this guy. |
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Name:
Penis
Number: 35
Description: I hate this guy. He looks
like a penis. He acts like a penis. He fights like a penis. He IS a penis. |
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Name:
Exo-Skeletano
Number: 36
Description: For a guy with his bones
on the outside of his skin, he sure does seem to have a happy demeanor.
Not that it'll do him much good in the ring... |
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Name:
Rowdy Roddy Piper
Number: 37
Description: I wish he was wearing his
kilt, but still, it's quite obvious that this guy is a mad Scottish
bastard looking for a wee bit o' fightin' fun. |
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Name:
Paddy
Number: 38
Description: Paddy doesn't really like
to fight, so he wrapped his entire body in foam padding. He doesn't really
ever get hurt, but he also doesn't inflict damage on anybody. So
basically, all the other M.U.S.C.L.E. wrestlers abuse his pads by using
him as a human pillow whenever they feel like taking a nap. Poor, poor
Paddy. |
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Name:
Mr. Blocky - Unhappy version
Number: 39
Description: What's wrong Mr. Blocky?
Why are you upset? Don't you know that all of us love you? You've got the
world at your blocky fingertips Mr. Blocky, so don't be so glum! Cheer up! |
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Name:
Poppy, The Balloon-Headed Freak
Number: 40
Description: Poppy is just nuts. He's
got a balloon for a head for crissakes, and any wrestler with sharp edges
could easily pop it. But Poppy doesn't give 'em the chance, he enjoys
over-inflating his head until it bursts. Then he has to buy a replacement
head. Nuts... |
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Name:
Cletus Jenkins
Number: 41
Description: Cletus can't really fight
very well at all. However, if you're looking for some high-quality
"moonshine", Cletus Jenkins is your man. |
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Name:
Bricko McFeebs
Number: 42
Description: I think he's somehow
related to Mr. Blocky (#3), but he's just not as cool. Also, if you look
at his upper body, it kind of looks like it forms the head of one of the
Transformers. It's not an optical illusion! I swear I'm not nuts! Just
look at it! |
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Name:
Marko Polo
Number: 43
Description: I'm not sure how this guy
expects to put up a fight with his eyes being covered. Can't say that he
doesn't have balls though. I'll be sure to mention that on his tombstone. |
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Name:
Pinhead
Number: 44
Description: Stay away from his head,
unless you need a new orifice in your body. Pinhead even hollowed out his
chest so he can store more drill bits in it. |
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Name:
The Michelin Tire Man
Number: 45
Description: Yes! One of the greatest
M.U.S.C.L.E. characters ever, The Michelin Tire Man is a force to be
reckoned with! Enemies just bounce off of his rubbery exterior while he
laughs in their face. You won't find many wrestlers as cool as The
Michelin Tire Man. |
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Name:
Geekor
Number: 46
Description: Geekor looks like he came
straight out of a sci-fi / superhero movie. But underneath all of that
nifty looking gear, he's just a geek that watches Akira at least once a
day. |
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Name:
Chubby Buck
Number: 47
Description: Chubby Buck is Spud's
(#20) overweight father. During his drunken stupors, he would beat Spud
repeatedly. Spud then decided to bulk up, so he could return the beatings
to Chubby. |
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Name:
Mr. Tea
Number: 48
Description: I Pity Da Fool who gets
in the ring with Mr. Tea! Look at him, just look at him! He's got a teacup
for a head and a shirt that says "Tea". He's even giving his
head a big "thumbs up". He knows he's the shiznit, and so does
any wrestler that dares to fight him. |
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Name:
Bull Boy
Number: 49
Description: Bull Boy is part
wrestler, part bull. Unfortunately for him, all a M.U.S.C.L.E. wrestler
has to do is put something red in front of him and Bull Boy will be
totally distracted. He's an easy kill. |
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Name:
Hawk Man
Number: 50
Description: Hawkman is here and he's
ready to rumble! And if he can't beat an opponent on his own, he'll call
up one of the other Super Friends like Plastic Man or the Green Lantern to
help out. |
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