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Name:
Nigel
Number: 176
Description: Wow, I never knew that
Nigel, from the band "Spinal Tap", was into wrestling. But I guess since the
band's career starting going downhill, he probably had to find another line
of work. |
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Name:
Klondular the Barnacle Muncher
Number: 177
Description: Klondular is a strange
sea creature with amazing strength. Only problem is, he won't fight
voluntarily. His trainers discovered that the one thing that motivates him
is barnacles. As nasty as it may be, he loves to eat the things. So, his
trainers tell him that if he beats his opponents in the ring, they'll give
him an entire bag FILLED with barnacles to eat! Well, it's worked so far... |
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Name:
Spitty McNibble
Number: 178
Description: Spitty is one weird mofo.
He waits for it to rain and gathers all the water in his collar. Then, he
slurps up the water and spits it out at his opponents. And in doing so,
Spitty often receives beatings that would make a Columbian Death Squad
wince. |
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Name:
Adam Antlerhead
Number: 179
Description: Talk about shit luck.
Adam was born with antlers. Nobody knows how or why, but it's assumed that
one of his parents was a human and the other was... well, you know. I won't
go into the details of that horrific scenario. Anyway, Adam lives in the
backwoods out in the middle of nowhere. Whenever he goes outside a hunter
sees him and takes a shot, mistaking him for a deer. Hey you know, come to
think of it, I haven't seen Adam around here in a long time. Maybe someone
got him and his head is now a trophy hanging above a mantle. Poor Adam... he
will be missed. |
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Name:
Elf boy
Number: 180
Description: Actually, he might not
even be an elf. He could be an alien punk rocker from hell for all I know.
The point is, just because somebody plopped a strange looking head on a
generic M.U.S.C.L.E. body, doesn't mean it's gonna instantly be an exciting
new figure. |
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Name:
Cheep Häk
Number: 181
Description: Slightly different, but
still an obvious MuscleMan (#1) wannabe. I'm starting to think that Mattel
hired one guy to make all of these generic figures. The creative department
hated that guy too, because while they slaved away to come up with some
great characters, all this guy had to do was make a bunch of generic figures
from pre-existing molds. I bet he even had a higher salary... |
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Name:
Socky
Number: 182
Description:
Much like "Hanz & Franz" from Saturday Night
Live, Socky tries to give the impression that he is a huge muscular guy.
Sorry Socky, with a name like "Socky" it's pretty obvious that you stuff
your clothes with socks to give the illusion of having muscles. Oh well, at
least the socks have proved to be good padding when he's getting pummeled
into the ground by his opponents. |
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Name:
Hip Clip
Number: 183
Description: Hip Clip is a freak of
nature. He was born with a head and hands that would normally be used to
hang up clothes on a clothesline. But instead, he's turned them into savage
weapons. Now he closes them on his enemies as they writhe in pain. Steer
clear of Hip Clip, he's quite the evil fighter. |
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Name:
Stunto
Number: 184
Description: Some M.U.S.C.L.E.
fighters are too cowardly to film their own stunts. So they have a
stunt-double stand in for them instead. That's where Stunto comes in. He
fears nothing! He'll jump into a flaming piranha pit without hesitation.
Problem is, his stunts always end up sending him to the hospital for a few
months. Still his bravery is admirable (I think) and thus deserves
recognition. |
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Name:
Bottle Boy
Number: 185
Description: I'm not really sure what
advantage having a body that's shaped like a bottle can provide.
Nonetheless, Bottle Boy's brutish strength has won him many a battle, and
rumor has it he's filled with perfume. So once he's done sweating it out
with another M.U.S.C.L.E. fighter, he sprays 'em with perfume so their
mangled corpse doesn't start to stink up the place. How thoughtful of him! |
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Name:
Horde Trooper
Number: 186
Description: Whoah! It's a Horde
Trooper from He-Man and the Masters of the Universe cartoon/toy series! Did
he get lost and wander into the world of M.U.S.C.L.E.? Did Skeletor shrink
him down and make him pink for fumbling up an attack on Castle Grayskull?
Did Mattel just throw him in here to subliminally promote yet another one of
their toy lines? We may never know the answer... |
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Name:
Mr. Hawk
Number: 187
Description: Here's a happy guy! Look
everybody, it's Mr. Hawk! He's about as nice as they come. In fact, he's
never even fought in a single M.U.S.C.L.E. match. He's too busy having fun
flying all over the place. If you're nice to him, he'll even give you a ride
for free! |
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Name:
MuscleMan
Number: 188
Description: Blah, blah, blah...
haven't we had enough variations of MuscleMan (#1) yet? Seriously, this has
gotten way out of hand. Even he looks kind of pissed that they made yet
another copy of him. |
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Name:
Baby Spiff - "Triumphant Return" version
Number: 189
Description: Yes! I never thought I'd
see this lil' guy again, but Baby Spiff (#60) has come back once again to
fight for truth, justice, and the Baby Spiffy way! We're all rooting for you
Baby Spiff! You go! |
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Name:
Cyborg Swordsman
Number: 190
Description: He's a cyborg and he's
got a sword. If that's not enough to make you cower under your sheets, then
perhaps his history of mercilessly chopping newborn babies in half and then
eating them will. |
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Name:
Hornok
Number: 191
Description: Wow Hornok... you've got
horns on your head. Is that supposed to scare us? You don't look evil. You
don't look powerful. You just look like a fool that's seen one too many
cheap horror flicks. |
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Name:
Jo-Jo Jagswillian
Number: 192
Description: This guy is a riot. He
doesn't have any big physical features, but he can talk up a storm! He's
like Stan the salesman from Monkey Island. He loves talking. His talking has
been known to delay a match for over a week. Oh well, as long as it makes
you happy, whatever floats your boat Jo-Jo. |
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Name:
Slithery Serpent
Number: 193
Description: He's not the best of
fighters... hell, he can barely keep his balance on that one tail of his
when he's not being punched in the face. Still, don't let this fella catch
you off guard. If he does, he'll wrap around you with his patented "death
hug" and then it's all over for you pal. Yes siree, he's a tricky one that
Slithery Serpent... |
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Name:
Statue Man
Number: 194
Description: Come on everybody, let's
all sing the Statue Man song together! "Statue Man! He stands absolutely
still like a statue can! Because he's Statue Man! He doesn't like to eat
your Raisin Bran. Because he's not a hungry hippo, he's the Statue Man!". |
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Name:
Mr. Blocky - Spinning Top Version
Number: 195
Description: Oh...My...God! Mr. Blocky
has morphed once again into what is probably his most funtastic form yet: A
SPINNING TOP! Not only does he have that great "Mr. Blocky Smile" that we've
all grown to love and adore over the years, but now he comes packed with
extra fun! Just grab his happy blocky head, give it a quick twirl and away
he goes... spinning with all the blocky glee in the world! Wow Mr. Blocky,
you have truly outdone yourself this time. We salute you! |
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Name:
Serious Simon
Number: 196
Description: Simon is not only a
generic M.U.S.C.L.E. figure, but he is also very serious. Just try to make
him laugh. Tell him the best joke and he won't even crack a smile. Tickle
his feet... not even a giggle. How can he seemingly have no emotion
whatsoever? Well the truth of the matter is............. he's been dead for
15 years! *gasp* |
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Name:
Super Guy
Number: 197
Description: Super Guy seems to think
that people actually give a damn about him, so he's always posing so people
can take photographs of him... even if there's not a camera in sight. Have
you no dignity Super Guy? |
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Name:
MuscleMan - Vest Version
Number: 198
Description: Listen MuscleMan, just
because you put on a friggin' VEST doesn't mean you get to have yet another
figure of yourself made. Oh wait, I guess it does. I don't know why I'm
complaining to you, I should be out hunting for the guy that decided he
wanted to make a million different versions of you. Bah, go play with your
vest. |
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Name:
Baby Moro
Number: 199
Description: Awwww! Coootchie
coootchie coo! Look at the lil' fella. It's Moro (#27) when he was a just a
6-armed baby freak! What a cute little guy. He could drink a bottle while
changing his diapers at the same time. That's one hell of a talented baby! |
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Name:
Lippy Bighands - Pre-Lip Removal Version
Number: 200
Description: I never thought I'd get
to see Lippy Bighands (#29) before he had his lips removed. Maybe now that
he has them, we can find out what exactly happened to them. He definitely
looks a little smaller than back on figure #29, so maybe his lips were
grafted onto several areas of his body afterall? |
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