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Name:
Spike
Number: 51
Description: For some unknown reason,
Spike thinks he's a badass. Even when he gets beaten into a bloody pulp
and needs a machine to help him breathe, he still thinks he's a badass.
Stupid Spike... stupid. |
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Name:
Trap-Jaw
Number: 52
Description: An average wrestler with
one little difference: he's got a huge set o' chompers! They can bite
through just about anything, including the juicy pink flesh of his
opponents! Mmm juicy! |
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Name:
Smashor
Number: 53
Description: SMASHOR SMASH YOU!
SMASHOR HAVE SMASHING HANDS! SMASHOR WILL SMASH YOUR FACE SO IT LOOKS ALL
SMASHY SMASHED! FEAR SMASHOR! SMASHOR WILL SMASH!!!!! |
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Name:
Klu Klux Klank
Number: 54
Description: Perhaps no single
M.U.S.CL.E. figure has taken more beatings than the overweight, racist
redneck himself... Klu Klux Klank. He often has to change his sheet, due
to constantly wetting himself. |
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Name:
Mr. Ordinary
Number: 55
Description: Mr. Ordinary doesn't do
anything special. He doesn't have any secret moves. He doesn't have any
super weapons. He doesn't even make good barbecue chicken. He's very
ordinary. |
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Name:
Krangala
Number: 56
Description: Krangala can breathe
under water. This might be useful if a single M.U.S.C.L.E. match took
place under water. The only other thing Krangala does well is cross-dress.
Yay Krangala! |
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Name:
Numba Fiftee Seben
Number: 57
Description: Ok guys, we get the
picture. You really wanted to drive home the point that MuscleMan (#1) was
an important figure. You still didn't have to make so many damned clones
of him. |
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Name:
Thor
Number: 58
Description: Thor probably should have
been the leader of the Thug Busters instead of Terri-Bull (#2). I mean, at
least Thor doesn't have a broken horn on his head. Well that and he's got
a better name. |
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Name:
Louie Galfunko
Number: 59
Description: Louie Galfunko was always
the life of the party. If everybody was feeling down, you could count on
Louie to blurt out a great one-liner that would have everyone laughing for
hours. I'm sorry to report that Louie wasn't nearly as successful in the
ring. |
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Name:
Baby Spiff
Number: 60
Description: BABY SPIFF ROCKS! Look at
him for crissakes! He's got a huge noggin on top o' that lil' body of his!
Baby Spiff is out to conquer the world, and by the looks of things, he
just might do it! |
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Name:
Repeat
Number: 61
Description: Didn't I just talk about
this guy? Notice the resemblance of him and #57? I hate it when they try
to pull a fast one on us like this. We see through your tricks!!!! We
wont' give you our money for cheap, duplicated figures!! |
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Name:
Shrunken Sheik
Number: 62
Description: The name says it all. He
was a sheik alright, but he was too small and frail to do any damage. Try
packing on a few pounds pal, then maybe you can come fight with da' big
boys! |
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Name:
Ripped Ralph
Number: 63
Description: Ralph is really ripped.
Muscles bursting from every single spot on his body. Even his colon is
stronger than your biceps. He still gets his ass beat regularly because
he's too busy looking at his muscles in the mirror instead of
concentrating on the fight. |
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Name:
Mr. Blocky - Happy Again
Number: 64
Description: Whew, it looks like Mr.
Blocky is happy again! We all saw how sad he was as figure #39, but
perhaps it was because he lost weight. Now he's back up to his normal
weight and he's happy! |
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Name:
Studly Dudley
Number: 65
Description: Never before has a
M.U.S.C.L.E. fighter with such a chiseled look entered the ring. He might
not look like much of a fighter, but if you scratch his perfect face,
he'll go berserk on yo ass! |
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Name:
Men's Warehouse Sales Representative Jack
Number: 66
Description: He'll take your
measurements and put you in a suit that fits you perfectly. His motto:
"You're gonna like how you look, I guarantee it!" Why he prefers
to help people find the perfect suit rather than fight in the ring is
beyond me. |
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Name:
Bill Wachowski
Number: 67
Description: Yet again, we are graced
with a generic figure that has nothing to offer us. When he's not getting
beat in the ring, Bill Wachowski enjoys stamp collecting and bird
watching. |
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Name:
Emperor Ragnor
Number: 68
Description: Bow down before the
mighty Emperor Ragnor! I mean really, how can you not? He looks so damned
mighty and majestic in that cape! Bow down before Ragnor and ye shall be
saved! |
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Name:
Chet
Number: 69
Description: Chet still wears the
number "93" on his chest, the same number which he wore on his
old high school football team uniform. But those days have long since
passed. All that is left is an empty feeling in his heart as he longs for
his glory days. Poor, poor Chet. |
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Name:
Moro - Alternate Pose #1
Number: 70
Description: Moro (#27) returns with a
slightly different outfit and some new poses for his arms. Wow. How
friggin' exciting. Plbth... |
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Name:
Torch
Number: 71
Description: Well I'll be damned, it's
Torch! You remember the Dreadnoks from G.I. Joe right? Well this guy is a
dead ringer for Torch! I don't see his oxy-acetylene cutting torch though.
Perhaps he's gotten so cocky that he doesn't think he needs it anymore? |
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Name:
The Anteater
Number: 72
Description: Sure, an anteater doesn't
sound very threatening, but be warned! He has killed many an enemy by
inserting his tongue deep into their ears and sucking out their brains!
What a nasty bastard. |
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Name:
Bizzy Grundlewort
Number: 73
Description: Bizzy is a proverbial
barrel o' monkeys. He runs around the ring yelling, "I AM BIZZY! HEAR
ME GO BIZZZZZZZ!" This angers the fuck out of his opponents, and once
they're so distracted by their own anger, that's when Bizzy leaps in for
the kill! Go Bizzy Go! |
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Name:
Spray-O
Number: 74
Description: Spray-O considers all of
his opponents to be like cockroaches, and he intends to exterminate them
all. So, he sprays pesticide in their faces and then mauls them with
absolutely no mercy. If you want a badass on your side, Spray-O is your
man. |
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Name:
Pudgy
Number: 75
Description: He's always aspired to
become a sumo wrestler, but Pudgy could never pack on enough pounds.
Still, he tries to use what weight he does have to his advantage. Keep on
eatin' Pudgy! |
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