What are you playing right now?

[Guitar Woman]

asdfadsfsadfsadf

[MetalMilitia]

James stole GW's login details. :eek

[MetalMilitia]

Oh shit, I just noticed GSC Game World also developed Codename Outbreak. I haven't thought about that game in years. It was good IIRC.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6f/CodenameOutbreakBox.jpg/256px-CodenameOutbreakBox.jpg

[OxBlood]

Yeah they basically wasted YEARS on stupid features that never made the cut. At one stage they said that during the nights you'd have to barricade yourself inside a building to avoid being killed while you slept - you had to sleep regularly or you'd die or something. There was also all this weird stuff with the blowouts that never actually made the final game.

And that´s why Stalker sucks in my opinion. It´s just your regular Shooter + a little bit of interesting stuff...and plus a lot of bugs. Also the combat doesn´t work very well because you have to pump about 1,5 Clips of AK-Ammo into someone before he finally drops dead. I remember having a mod that tweaked the damage but the player also took a lot more damage wich made it suck again.

We were promised a life-simulation in the beginning and got a sub-par shooter. Sad.

[Guitar Woman]

You are completely wrong and I hope a black man violates you

[EisigerBiskuit]

I did try OL mod before being forced back into regular. It does take a lot of ammo to take people out. At least in OL, you're forced to survive day to day, and not everyone is a super hero.

[EisigerBiskuit]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/6370/dwarfsattackhl1.jpg
This mod is bullshit

[Dr. Boogie]

I did try OL mod before being forced back into regular. It does take a lot of ammo to take people out. At least in OL, you're forced to survive day to day, and not everyone is a super hero.

You shoot them in the head. It's just harder in the beginning because you have crappy guns.

[EisigerBiskuit]

Yeah, but point blank with a Viper takes 10 shots? I still like knowing I'll die from a few shots too.

[Dr. Boogie]

Then buy new armor.

[EisigerBiskuit]

No I mean UGH nevermind

[Guitar Woman]

Jesus christ, I fucking hate the RC Model missions in San Andreas.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm going to a mini-golf an arcade in a little bit and I'm hoping they still have a game called Wind Jammers there. It was the shit.

[Phoenix Gamma]

I've been playing through all of the old Mega Man games, mostly the millions I missed over the years. Just finished MM6, 7, and 8, now I'm working on 5, though I hear it's not as good.

I'll probably start working on the MMX games next, because I missed the last two PS1 games.

[bigtimecow]

ocarina! and it's wonderful

i really want to play banjo kazooie though >:

[EisigerBiskuit]

I'm on the ice level. Saving christmas lights from whack-a-gators is funny. Mostly the part where they scream.

[Guitar Woman]

That jiggy and like 3 others were the only things stopping me from 100%ing that game when I was a kid :(

[liquidstatik]

YOUNGSTA

[pac-man]

I've been playing Flight of the Amazon Queen for about a week now. ScummVM is a godsend.

[OxBlood]

You are completely wrong and I hope a black man violates you

Then tell me, what good parts does Stalker offer, keeping in mind what it was SUPPOSED to be.

Also: Playing The Pirates! Remake right now. Fantastic little game.

[executioneer]

i like stalker for what it is, rather than what it was supposed to be

that's probably because i never heard any of the development hype before i played it, i guess :(

[OxBlood]

i like stalker for what it is, rather than what it was supposed to be

that's probably because i never heard any of the development hype before i played it, i guess :(

I guess so. I heard about it, when it was still a bold vision of a life-simulation in the "Zone" about Artifact-Hunting and survival.

And look what we got in the end *sighs*

Stalker is not bad in terms of ideas or story. I like the story, all 7 (or more?) endings of it. But is has so much wasted potential.

And it was extremely buggy as well in the release-version but I´m not even taking that into account right now.

[executioneer]

dear designers of mass effect:

please do not make the targeting reticle of your game blue-grey and then have half of the planets you travel to either be blue-grey ice worlds or have blue-grey water covering most of them

it makes my head ache every time i'm trying to shoot something accurately when i'm outside >:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles. Played it my friend for the story mostly. It's kind of fun though.

[Lobo Tommy]

I've been playing Intellivision.

Does anyone else hear have one? I highly doubt it.

[executioneer]

yes, nobody on a forum for a website that reviews retro games would possibly have a intellivision :rolleyes

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Still have Frog Bog and Astrosmash.

[Guitar Woman]

Someone brought Soul Calibur 2 into my household without my knowledge

I predict I'll have split a gamecube controller in half by midnight

over someone's head

[Lobo Tommy]

Still have Frog Bog and Astrosmash.

Is astrosmash any good? I'm guessing it is or you wouldn't have held onto it.

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2005/20051102h.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Is astrosmash any good? I'm guessing it is or you wouldn't have held onto it.

It's pretty cool. The first game I remember playing with a teleport button. I don't sell games or systems though.



Also...fuck Link in Soul Calibur. There's a lot of cheapness in the game but he takes the fucking chedder.

[Guitar Woman]

I play Taki so I get hit extra hard with characters who can reach ridiculous distances

Say, for example, fucking all of them

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I know what you mean, I play Talim. If I don't use her Soul Calibur Tonfa's I usually have to stay either close-medium range. Come Talim....Come wreckage.

[Phoenix Gamma]

So I sold a bunch of games (Sonic Adventure 1+2 for GC, Zelda DS, No More Heroes, Mario Kart Wii) for a PSP "phat", memory card, and Final Fantasy Tactics.

I feel so dirty now that I finally own a PSP. One of you fine gents is going to have to tell me how to get emulation working. As soon as I get an adaptor for my memory card to connect to the PC. Stupid Sandisk for not including this already...

EDIT: Well fuck, didn't realize the PSP has a built-in USB thing. I'm connected, but I still don't know how to get fancy stuff running on my PSP :(

[pac-man]

I've started playing Kameo (it came packaged in with my 360). Anyway, I decided to give it a go as a holdover until I get something new. It's okay for an elderly 360 game.

[Guitar Woman]

So I broke that controller just a little later than expected last night :<

Now I get an excuse to try out the Wii's classic controller, though.

[MetalMilitia]

Battlefield Heroes Closed Beta. :hat

[Shyandquietguy]

Tactics Ogre

I don't have alot of GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!!!!!

[Esuohlim]

Metroid Fusion :\

[Guitar Woman]

Best Metroid.

If you aren't enjoying it you probably haven't encountered the SA-X yet.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

My friend came over last night, broke out my roommate's xbox with emulators on it. Played a good amount of NES and Genesis games.

American Gladiators for NES. The wall can go fly a kite on that game.

Ikari Warriors 3 for NES. Jump kick for the win.

Silver Surfer for NES. How the mighty have fallen.

Super Ghouls & Ghosts for SNES. meh, having the double jump is actually worse than being able to aim at angles.

Snow Bros for NES. Let the good times roll.

Sonic 2 for genesis. Let the good times Spin Dash.

[Fathom Zero]

Battlefield Heroes Closed Beta. :hat

Ass. You don't have to rub it in, you know.

[MetalMilitia]

It's really fun. Gonna' be a great game when it's released.

My favourites things about are character customisation and the theme music. Both are excellent.

[Guitar Woman]

Is it the usual Battlefield experience, or did they mix it up a little?

[MetalMilitia]

It's a free to play TF2-styled affair.

[Guitar Woman]

orly!

[Fathom Zero]

WITH VEHICLES, LIKE PLANES

[MetalMilitia]

I kick ass in the planes :hat

I tried to plug in my joystick but my PC doesn't have a serial port anymore :tear

EDIT: maybe a game port. Either way it's not USB >:

[Fathom Zero]

The 360 controller works very nicely.

[Guitar Woman]

New PVK2 version is out :picklehat

[Fathom Zero]

TEAM FORTRESS 222222222222222222222222222

[OxBlood]

Rainbow 6 - Vegas 2.

Very nice game. Also, my 360 got shocked yesterday, thunderstorm and all that. Seems like it fried the back USB-Port but left everything else alone...and of course I hope that by having my console struck by lightning, it will gain super-powers, like...well, not breaking down every six months. For that I would sacrifice that USB-Port anytime ^^

[HungryWantBiddy]

I'm still playing the same games I was playing when I last posted in this thread. Steady diet of TF2, Halo 3 (even though it's busted), COD4, etc.

[Phoenix Gamma]

So I just modded my PSP, and spent the last few days finding different games, emulators, and other apps to download. Then I discovered Echochrome.

That game has got to be the most wonderful portable game ever created. Fucking wonderful.

[Fathom Zero]

Now I'm not playing anything. I need to get back to writing. Maybe work on some Mr. Wonderful stuff.

[Guitar Woman]

I spent about 12 hours of quality time with Team Fortress 2 today.

I still have trouble with the idea that while backstabbing the Engineer is hilarious, his sentries taking me to pieces afterwords because I failed to sap them beforehand is not.

Also, Pyros can go and suck a gigantic, throbbing cocksickle. We had about 9 guys on a single point, three of them medics giving buffs to soldiers, and a lone pyro/medic team comes in and takes out fucking all of us in a matter of seconds. If it weren't for Pyros I'd daresay this game was perfect.

[Phoenix Gamma]

If you're quick, you can stab and sap before getting gunned down. The idea is to approach the sentry from behind so it takes awhile to turn.

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah, I just haven't gotten the hang of sapping yet.

I'll get lucky and get a noob engineer every once in a while, but the ones who know what they're doing usually shotgun the hell out of anything that comes within 20 feet of their stuff.

Sniper is also one of the best disguises ever, especially when you're trying to take out sentries on a point your team is pushing; you can stand behind everyone and wait for an opening for really as long as you want because nobody ever expects Snipers to move. This is also why Snipers are piss easy gank targets :<

[Phoenix Gamma]

Alternatively, you'd be retarded to disguise as a Heavy, which is why I'll sometimes get away with it if used sparingly. Hooray reverse psychology!

I can't wait for the Spy update. But one thing I'd like to see is the Scout disguise getting a speed bump. It's useless since you're obviously fake when you're running, but when you're a soldier or heavy, you get penalized :<

[MetalMilitia]

But when you're disguised as a heavy or soldier the loss in speed helps deceive the enemy so you're not really being penalised. If they gave the spy scout speed then all the spies would just use a scout disguise to get to the front line then change to something else - it'd just make the game kind of ridiculous in the same way that Counter strike is ridiculous because everyone runs around with their knife out.

[Guitar Woman]

Heavy disguises get Medics to buff me every single time, and make me wish I had that "FYI I am a Spy" spray.

They're especially useful on Goldrush, where you can't succeed as Blu without half a team of the bastards. I've only been found out once before mercilessly taking out everyone pushing the cart.

[executioneer]

I still have trouble with the idea that while backstabbing the Engineer is hilarious, his sentries taking me to pieces afterwords because I failed to sap them beforehand is not.

get another spy to go with you so one of you can stab the engineer and th other can sap the sentries, idk

[Guitar Woman]

So I've played about 26 hours of this game in a two day period. Is this normal for first timers or should I be seeking help at this point?

I also couldn't think of a better game to get mindlessly addicted to, this is seriously fucking great <3

[Phoenix Gamma]

So a good chunk of people were talking about some game for the DS called "Rhythm Heaven" that was showed at E3. Apparently it's a sequel to a really silly GBA game, so I loaded it up on my PSP before going to bed.

I ended up staying awake a lot later than I planned. The game is so stupid, but so fun. It's made by the WarioWare people, and it's really evident; you mostly just use the A button, and occasionally a D-Pad, to play microgames to the beat of the music. It sounds easy, but it turns out my sense of rhythm isn't as awesome as I thought it was :(

[Fathom Zero]

I accrued 40 hours in a three day period in TF2, now I never want to play it again.

[BurntToShreds]

I've been switching between Gunbound Revolution, Diablo II, and GTAIV (the last I have for the 360. My Gamertag is the same as my forum name, so send a friend request if you want.)

[OxBlood]

Right now: Ace Combat 6, Marvel Ultimate Alliance, Civilization 4, Colonization aaaand Alpha Centauri.

[KILLADEUCE]

Armed Assault has been getting some serious play, trying to supplement my Battlefield 2 addiction. Tf2 is a masterpiece I enjoy as well- I've been enjoying busting out the HW slaughterfest on Pyro's since they added the achievements :bestthread

[pac-man]

I was torn between downloading Penny Arcade or Commanders: Attack of the Genos. I went with Commanders because it was cheaper. Not a bad decision. Pretty much Advance Wars with an art deco makeover, but that's not a bad thing.

[argonath]

I finished up the main story on GTA4 last week, and started an Argonian agent on Elder Scrolls IV this past weekend. I'm digging that game so far. Never thought Bethesda could improve on Morrowind, but it sure looks like they did.

[Guitar Woman]

You'll find out later that they actually didn't, though.

[Fathom Zero]

But they really did. >:

[Guitar Woman]

Oblivion is an arcade game

[Nick]

I'd pay $0.25 for it.

[Guitar Woman]

Resident Evil 2, for the first time.

Holy shit, that's a lot of zombies. My complaints about RE1 not having enough enemies are gone, since now I'm forced to knife and shove my way through rooms after all my ammo has run out instead of shooting a lone, unthreatening zombie out of my path every 15 minutes. And I'm barely half an hour into the fucking thing.

The voice acting is terrible and the puzzles are retarded, as is par the course!

The N64 version has also aged surprisingly well! The expansion pak ensures that character models aren't pixelated to shit as they would be on a Pee Ess Single, and it lets me use a control system where I press in the direction I want to go, and then start walking that way. It sort of disorients me when the camera angle changes and I'm pressing the wrong direction, and I also honestly never had a problem with the standard RE controls, but this is a nice option to have!


The zombies reaching through the window to grab me the first time scared the shit out of me. :(

[pac-man]

Spent 3 or 4 hours with Call of Duty 4 online. Just got off. I forgot how fun it was. I pretty much stopped a few months back, and I'm sorry I did. Right behind GoldenEye 007 as my favorite console FPS ever.

[Guitar Woman]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/3544/sniperou1.jpg

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/darthchris19-is-looking-good!.jpg

The backburner no longer gives +50 health, thank fucking god.

[Guitar Woman]

Why do my screenshots look so shitty

[bigtimecow]

i just started playing gunstar heroes and FUCK is it hard

[MetalMilitia]

Why do my screenshots look so shitty

It's because you don't have a high enough level of anti-aliasing enabled.

[Schimid]

I finally got a computer willing to handle the job, so I'll be playing Bioshock soon :O

I have a huge backlog I have to run through though.

[Phoenix Gamma]

i just started playing gunstar heroes and FUCK is it hard

Just downloaded that on my PSP too. Quite the toughie. Stupid Treasure and their "difficulty" :(

[Phoenix Gamma]

Also my 4Gb memory stick came in the mail. Immediately burned through a gig on FF7Crisis Core. It's pretty good, but not what I was expecting. Story is stupid (as I expected) but combat is pretty fun and moves at a good pace, even if the commands aren't really done in real time.

[Shyandquietguy]

Viewtiful Joe: Double Trouble

[wobzire]

God of War on PSP

[Zomboid]

Condemned 2. It's pretty fun so far.

[WhiteRat]

Forza Motorsport 2. Lots of it. Too much, as a matter of fact.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Trap Gunner for Ps1.

[executioneer]

mount and blade, i finally got the registered version and it is so fun that it has affected my work performance because i don't sleep

i'm not sure if i even care whether they put a real storyline in the final version, it's kicks so much ass to just ride a bunch of archers down slashing and trampling

[LordSappington]

TETRIS, over and over again.
Also, Puzzle Bobble.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Just downloaded that on my PSP too. Quite the toughie. Stupid Treasure and their "difficulty" :(
I've been the game multiple times on the Genesis!

[bigtimecow]

super mario 64 ;D i just 100% completed mario galaxy and i didn't wanna stop

i've made a list of n64 games that i have to play before the year is over, and they include: bomberman, bomberman: second attack (which i actually think i can play on my wii), banjo kazooie, banjo tooie, jet force gemini, mischief makers, and conker's bad fur day

:x

[LordSappington]

I sucked so bad at jet force gemini. :(

[pac-man]

I didn't really care for Jet Force Gemini. It just never grabbed me. The gameplay was solid, but the visuals, enemies, and plot sort of let me down.

[bigtimecow]

all i know is thinking about it brings back crazy nostalgia, but yes, i do remember the enemies were kinda lame

[Phoenix Gamma]

I stopped playing when it told me I needed to rescue a thousand missing pandas in a thousand different stages. Fuck that noise.

Rare fucking loved collect-a-thon bullshit back then. Thank god they found something they're good at: Pinata games.

Also, Disgaea PSP has proven to be the greatest portable SRPG ever, and makes my shifts go by much faster. I love finding clever ways to break the game in my favor. Last night, I created a new Ronin from scratch and magically leveled it 28 times, beyond every other character I have, in just one sitting. Her stats are also way higher than they're supposed to be.

[liquidstatik]

super mario 64 ;D i just 100% completed mario galaxy and i didn't wanna stop

i've made a list of n64 games that i have to play before the year is over, and they include: bomberman, bomberman: second attack (which i actually think i can play on my wii), banjo kazooie, banjo tooie, jet force gemini, mischief makers, and conker's bad fur day

:x

you'd like conkers :x

[Guitar Woman]

Conker's Bad Fur Day is only enjoyable if you played it when you were 12.

I never got my hands on it back then, and played it for the first time a few months ago. It's a really, really boring platformer with lots of terrible poop and fart humor.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

the multiplayer is the best reason to play it. for N64 at least. Beach mode and capture the flag with 4 people. Conkers for xbox was so terrible.

[pac-man]

Never played the Xbox remake, but I liked it on N64. Pretty straightforward, but the humor was a redeeming factor for me. Then again, I believe the campfire sequence in Blazing Saddles to be the finest scene in cinematic history. :fart

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

They took away all the fun multiplayer modes from 64 version and added what seemed like fun T2 deathmatch mode....Bad times were had by all.

[bigtimecow]

started banjo kazooie! AHUK

10 jiggies in, which isn't much because mambo mountain is easy as fuck :( lol, i also started pokemon diamond again today :x

[liquidstatik]

Fire Emblem and Phantasmagoria of Flower View :love

[Duct Tape Ninja]

Im having big time-trial competitions on battleclash for the snes.
Ohh Yeah

[Nick]

What do you guys think about the new Banjo Kazooie.

[Guitar Woman]

looks pretty icky.

[Phoenix Gamma]

What do you guys think about the new Banjo Kazooie.

Should have been a Lego game. It doesn't have anything to do with the old games at all.

[Nick]

Hours of item collecting?

[pac-man]

Finally gave some attention to my copy of Rockstar Table Tennis that has been in plastic since I got it as an Xmas present. Great game.

[Phoenix Gamma]

Just finished FF7:Crisis Core. I was really mixed at first, because I wanted something livelier, but once the story picked up after Zack got the buster sword, I slowly got into it.

Then the ending was really, really good, just because you got to play through that final scene, so I was really trying to survive that last part. I hate FF7, but I got a little choked up at the end.

Not a bad game. I'd give it a respectable 8.5. If the combat got a swift kick in the pants and leveling up wasn't random, I'd really like it.

[Schimid]

Super Mario Sunshine. After playing Galaxy, the physics in this game just feel all wrong. I'm not sure how I feel about the difficulty yet, as the effort required to procure any one Shine is somewhere between challenging and cat-headbuttingly insane.

[Phoenix Gamma]

Wait until the water pack is taken away.

It will break you :(

[LordSappington]

For some reason Broken Neck Woman scared the fuck out of me. :P

[OxBlood]

Finished Kotor 1 this morning, Kotor 2 is next. It´s Star Wars - Week-o-rama or something like that.

[MetalMilitia]

Indigo Prophesy and Medal of Honour Pacific Assault.

IP is really cool. Lots of good puzzles and such.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Going to start up Breath of Fire IV when I get home. I was playing Secret of Mana 2 but it got kind of boring.

[bigtimecow]

MEGA MAN X >: >: >: >:

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Silent Hill, with the audio through a stereo system. I played through the alterate sewer and it was fucking terrifying running through there with the stereo booming
:(

[Guitar Woman]

I got my copy of Silhouette Mirage from Goozex in the mail today, about half a year after I ordered it. The back of the disc looks like it was used to polish DIAMONDS at some point.

Also jesus christ, this game's controls are awful :<

That's the last goddamn thing I'd expect from a Treasure title. I remember it being pretty good on the Saturn, too.

[bigtimecow]

i got crazy taxi from goozex. yeah, took awhile :( but it was in perfect condition

[Phoenix Gamma]

put Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!! on my PSP. I have the original game sitting around, but I figure if I tackle each fight on the go, I might someday beat Mike like my dad did twenty years ago.

I still remember the night he called Nintendo Power and beat him with the Star Uppercut.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

So I've been looking forward to playing Breath of Fire IV all week, go to get it from a box and its MIA. Does anyone have a copy they want to sell to me or let me borrow? I'm checking here before buying one off ebay.

[MarioRPG]

I'm trying to get Carnevil to work on MAME but I can't get it to recognize my "firing". Lame :(

[Guitar Woman]

So going through my stockpile of Gamecube games I just remembered that I owned Sands of Time, and upon playing it I remember why I tried my hardest to forget about it

The game is really completely awesome until about 80% of the way through and it just falls the fuck apart; you get to the end and lose the dagger, and then are forced through some of the most hellaciously gay and problematic platforming and camera setups in the game, not to mention the FUCKING portal puzzle right before that, and the elevator fight before that.

GRRRR

[Zhukov]

I just picked up Halo 3 in the bargain bin, and I can see why it was there.

Although that says nothing since there were plenty of good games in there.

My point is that Halo 3 is just like the other ones except with new things. My console froze and I hadn't saved for a long while, and I can't be bothered to go through half the level again.

I guess I'm not currently playing Halo 3.

[Dr. Boogie]

Bionic Commando Rearmed. It fucking rules.

[executioneer]

sam and max season one! i managed to get thru the first two episodes and only got stuck once (and i was pretty close in guessing what was needed for the part i got stuck on, i just was going at it the wrong way!)

edit: also i would just like to note for the record that this game series is funny as shit, as expected

[bigtimecow]

i need to play sam and max bad :( i should put it on my wii with scummvm :D

i'm gonna play earthbound because i'm in need of an rpg

[Guitar Woman]

CHEX QUEST

[Chojin]

fuck yeah

Chex Quest 2 on nightmare is one of the hardest games i've ever beaten.

[Chojin]

It's also one of the hardest games to find, since it was released for a month on a site that doesn't exist anymore, and you needed a Chex Quest CD to run it.

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah, I've never played the second one because it doesn't exist in the corporeal state

[Chojin]

Chex Quest 2 had the double-barrelled zorcher and the SUPER BOOTSPORK which was like an electric toothbrush with a spinning spork on the end. It was awesome.

If only you could play it in multiplayer :<

[OxBlood]

Finished Kotor 2, now replaying Mass Effect for the 5th time I think.

[timrpgland]

BC:Rearmed is good. Haven't finished it yet. They did a real good job with it. Love the shotgun.

Been playing some random games lately waiting for the awesome Sept releases.

King Arthur & The Knights of Justice :(

[Zomboid]

I'm playing Braid but I wanna finish Condemned 2 and I'm gonna get castle crashers next week.

[Dr. Boogie]

Condemned 2 is a pretty short game. Get going, dammit.

[ScruU2wice]

I used to totally rail on people who played counter strike and halo3 all the time but I've been playing metal gear online, pretty religiously since I got my wireless to work.

but I only play for like an hour a day and I'm not gay so I still feel like I got a leg up on a lot cs/halo heads.

[Zomboid]

Condemned 2 is a pretty short game. Get going, dammit.
Yeah I know, but I've been trying to get all of the gold rankings so that I get the coolest upgrades, but it seems like after I got the punch dagger, it's all just been slightly cooler stuff than the less rankings :(

Last I played, I was in the snow level.

[executioneer]

been playing sam and max season one, and i gotta say it's pretty goddamn outstanding

probly gonna get season two next week

[Zomboid]

I just started playing fallout 2 again because I finally discovered the restoration patch that adds a whole mess of stuff that the devs removed from the game. It's pretty cool but this marks the 5th or 6th time I've played through this :O

[executioneer]

oh dang that sounds neat :(

[pac-man]

I've been spending an inordinate amount of time with the ol' Xbox thanks to Madden 09 and Bionic Commando: Rearmed.

[MetalMilitia]

I bought a PS3 so I've been checking out Soul Calibre 4 and Battlefield Bad Company. The former is okay, doesn't seem to have changed much from the Dreamcast original. Bad Company is decent but I can't control it for shit so I'm not having that much fun with it.

[bigtimecow]

zombies ate my neighbors! mad fun

[liquidstatik]

that game has the most annoying sound effects >:

[MarioRPG]

I never beat the giant baby...

I'm playing System Shock 2!

[Esuohlim]

Chrono Trigger :hat

[WhiteRat]

Still trying to finish Grandia 2 for DC.

[Zomboid]

I never beat the giant baby...

I'm playing System Shock 2!
That's like level 8. Fuck you suck.

[darkvare]

i just got sc 4 who want's to challenge me

[Fathom Zero]

I'm still playing TF2. It's the only game I play anymore.

[Guitar Woman]

I took a break from TF2 to try out Painkiller.

I'm not sure if I like this game because it's funny in a good way or a bad way. It plays like it's running on the fucking Tribes engine, and looks about like that, too.

But I love it.

[MarioRPG]

That's like level 8. Fuck you suck.

Yeah, I know. It's just not the same playing by yourself. I played that level for like 10 minutes and couldn't tell if I made any progress.

[MetalMilitia]

I took a break from TF2 to try out Painkiller.

I'm not sure if I like this game because it's funny in a good way or a bad way. It plays like it's running on the fucking Tribes engine, and looks about like that, too.

But I love it.

You probably just like it because Yahtzee said it was good. :rolleyes

[Qwarx]

Donkey Kong 2: Diddy Kong's Quest on my Wii.

I'm also playing Final Fantasy Tactics A2.

[JJ_Maniac]

You probably just like it because Yahtzee said it was good. :rolleyes
Yahtzee's usually right.

[Emu]

So, how DO Yahtzee's balls taste?

[Guitar Woman]

like those of a man who has better opinions than you

[Emu]

that's nonsense

we have the same opinions

[Guitar Woman]

oh ok then

[Emu]

It's amazing how Yahtzee mirrors my opinions so succinctly. It's as if I said them myself. Fantastic

[Guitar Woman]

I get that too, but most people are like LOL YOU JUST WANT TO AGREE WITH YAHTZEE BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAG

[JJ_Maniac]

I get that too, but most people are like LOL YOU JUST WANT TO AGREE WITH YAHTZEE BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAG

50% of the time, they're right.

[Guitar Woman]

I am a huge faggot, but that's not why I like Yahtzee's reviews.

[Dr. Boogie]

He and I share a lot of the same opinions on games, but there are a few times here and there that I disagree with his conclusions.

Anyway, I've gone back to playing The World Ends with You. It's pretty fun once you get the hang of fighting on two screens at once.

[Guitar Woman]

Thief 3!

The new interface and whatnot took a little getting used to, and the AI is still as piss retarded as the old games, but it's pretty fun :<

[JJ_Maniac]

Dawn of War Soulstorm. S'okay.

[bigtimecow]

i'm gonna pick up professor layton again; no idea why i stopped playing this masterpiece

[BurntToShreds]

i just got sc 4 who want's to challenge me

I do. My gamertag is the same as my name on the forum. Send me a friend request.

I've also been playing Audiosurf, which is awesome.

[Zomboid]

Castle Crashers on Wednesday :O

[MetalMilitia]

I get that too, but most people are like LOL YOU JUST WANT TO AGREE WITH YAHTZEE BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAG

Well SOME people are just fags. I'm pretty sure had he not said Painkiller was good you'd be all like "ERR SINCE WHEN HAS KILLING AND ARBITRARY SELECTION OF MONSTERS WITH NO STORYLINE BEEN RELEVANT? :rolleyes".

As I think Zomboid pointed out before, you're like the video gaming world's equivalent of a scene kid.

[Guitar Woman]

I think you just like being a big stick in the mud.

Also, it has a storyline, stupid

I mostly liked it at first because it wants to be Quake so hard they actually implemented the bunny-hopping mechanic, which I still can't get over, but getting into it a little more it's actually also pretty fucking awesome. The palace level is great.

[Guitar Woman]

"ERR SINCE WHEN HAS KILLING AND ARBITRARY SELECTION OF MONSTERS WITH NO STORYLINE BEEN RELEVANT? :rolleyes:".
Come to think of it, Half Life sorta fits this quote. Are you sure I wasn't talking about that?

[Phoenix Gamma]

Yahtzee has a rad hat and a silly voice.

I recently downloaded Rhythm Tengoku Gold for the DS. Best rhythm game in a long time, but I definitely want the English release, because I was clueless on some of these games until I saw them on youtube.

[MetalMilitia]

Come to think of it, Half Life sorta fits this quote. Are you sure I wasn't talking about that?


Ohh sick burn.

[Guitar Woman]

I think it has a pretty funky soundtrack, though!

[Emu]

Persona 4 comes out in December. :)

[King Hadas]

I just finished the port of Silent Hill Origins, I was surprised at it's quality both because it came from the Psp (I didn't realize the systems graphics were this good) and because the game was handled by an outside developer which gives me hope for five. Oh sure, they fucked up the aesthetics here and there

Some of your enemies are not very Silent Hillish, the last two bosses you fight seem right out of a Doom game. Also in the entire course of the game nothing of any interest ever happens in the Otherworld. and the storyline was also a little sophomoric, but otherwise I liked it a lot.

[Emu]

SH0 deserves very little of the outrage it gets. I'm fairly certain that most of the assache over that game comes from SH purist who won't play anything that's been touched by filthy gaijin hands.

[Guitar Woman]

I have no idea how anyone could be a PURIST who is OUTRAGED about anything in this series

[MetalMilitia]

Just completed Battlefield Bad Company. It's a good game, just a shame it's not on PC. I've gotten much better at using the control pad but it still feels clunky and inaccurate. With any luck a real Battlefield game will be announced for PC soon.

ADDED: One other thing about BC is is has some of the best audio I've experienced in a game. All the weapons sound perfect and the surround sound works really well.

[Phoenix Gamma]

Persona 4 comes out in December. :)

I can't wait for Persona 3.75! :D

But seriously though, I can't get pumped for P4. I know the updates are all cool (AI partners can be turned on/off when you need it, you can pick up characters when they fall, etc) but I'm not ready to devote another 80 hours to an RPG yet :U

[MetalMilitia]

I just tried the Turok demo. It was so much worse than I ever could have imagined.

I mean honestly, which genius came up with the idea of having the first 10 minutes of the game set in a can't-see-your-hand-infront-of-your-face-let-alone-the-hundreds-of-fucking-raptors dark cave with no flashlight.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I started playing FFXI again for PC.

[MetalMilitia]

Ninja Gaiden Sigma. Don't really like it so far. It's a bit to "consoley" what with the whole "oh this state looks like it's missing something, better go find the something then unlock a key with which you may open a door blah blah". The fighting and animation is good though.

[BurntToShreds]

I've been playing Kingdom of Loathing recently. I love the writing.

[Phoenix Gamma]

Started up Trackmania United Forever. Forgot how fucking hard United was.

Also, MDK and MDK2 are sitting on my harddrive, waiting to be installed. I loved the Dreamcast demo of the second game, but never tried the first. Anyone know if they're any good? I'm in the mood for some third person action.

[MetalMilitia]

Motorstorm - Though I'm not a massive fan of racing games in general, I really like Motorstorm. It's kind of like Flatout's older brother. Though it is closer to a serious racing game it shares Flatout's sense of humor and desire to see other drivers destroyed in as spectacular ways as possible.

Resistance: Fall of Man - The co-op is pretty cool, but as a single-player shooter I have a few issues. Firstly that the game seems to take itself a little to seriously. The cut scenes seem to think they're re-telling an epic, film-like story but the fact is, it's really not very well written which detracts from the experience. The action is fine and there are a lot of nice touches but overall I feel games like Gears or War or the Half Life saga have more to offer.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

[quote=MetalMilitia;576509]

Resistance: Fall of Man - Firstly that the game seems to take itself a little to seriously. The cut scenes seem to think they're re-telling an epic, film-like story but the fact is, it's really not very well written which detracts from the experience. quote]


Worse than Brute Force?

"Ah, the thieves of thought" - talking about telapathic criminals.

[King Hadas]

Origins has sent me on my tri-annual playthrough of the Silent Hill series, I'm doing them backwards so I've just finished four. Even though if you asked I'd probably say I hated it I don't think I've played any of the other games in the series as many times. There's something extremely appealing about the room part of the game that keeps me naively coming back. A bunch of bad game design choices keeps it from being really engaging though. This time I did notice something new.

For a period of time after the water prison if you do something like look into your item box or save then quickly turn towards the window a disembodied head will casually float by. It's pretty damn cool.

The other hauntings in the games are not as subtle and actually go as far as to physically harm you which is bullshit. There's so much to bitch about this game, maybe that's why I keep coming back to it.

Another thing I noticed this time through is that Henry has no friends, has pictures of a tourist town he visited a few times framed and plastered all over his personal space, and is also not sure if his shoes are his and if they are his they also came from Silent Hill.

I don't think Henry Townshend is a real person but instead some sort of homunculus created by Walters psyche. This would explain his lack of background information and his one dimensional character. There's a few details that negate this concept but in the way of a true Silent Hill fan I will choose to ignore them.

[Guitar Woman]

He could just be a loser.

He does watch his neighbor shave her armpits, after all. And don't Silent Hill protagonists have this habit of being gigantic morons, anyway?

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/1997/nodogfs9.jpg



I rest my case.

[Fathom Zero]

Anyone know if they're any good? I'm in the mood for some third person action.

MDK is probably one of the fastest, smoothest third person action games I've played, right up there with Max Payne.

[Phoenix Gamma]

Yea, I just jumped right into the sequel, just because I figured it'd have aged better. I really dig it so far, but I'm not crazy about playing as the Professor, mostly because I can't quite find a solid key configuration.

[WhiteRat]

Having started my save file in March 2006 I finally finished Grandia 2 for Dreamcast today. Overall it was a pretty good game even though I don't quite remember some parts near the beginning.

[Guitar Woman]

Silent Hill 3

It's like someone took everything that sucked about the first two games and kicked them in the ass.

I'm about thirty minutes in, out of bullets, completely lost, and surrounded by fucking meat monsters and split headed dogs

and I LOVE it

It's not what I'd refer to as "scary" yet in the same sense that the School, Sewer, or Hospital from SH1 were scary, but they really nailed the atmosphere. I just wish it had actual widescreen support, and that I could map more than one function to the same button.

MYSTERIES still arise now and then, like why Harry Mason is the only character in the series who doesn't seem to be worried about breaking a nail while bludgeoning shit.

[WhiteRat]

Snatcher for Sega CD. So for I like what I see.

[Phoenix Gamma]

Downloaded Bionic Commando Rearmed for PC this afternoon. Just got to the final level. Fuck yes, Hitler. Prepare for head explosions.

[Guitar Woman]

So I was going to complain about SH3 re-treading old ground when it went back to Brookhaven Hospital from the second game. But then I got to the nightmare part and am not going to say that. I will ponder why I'm in this particular hospital, however, since I thought Alessa was kept in Alchemilla.

My only gripe at this point is how unsatisfying the melee combat is; in the original game I had a fucking great time running around with my firehammer SCHLUCKing monsters and watching them writhe around in pain, but every monster here seems to be made of wood and thus repels my weapon with an unsatisfying "click." The camera's not really a team player when I back up into a corner, either, but I'll write that off as intentional and necessary for dramatic tension.

Also, what the fuck was a giant morning star doing in the sewer?

[OxBlood]

Hm, from today Spore, tomorrow Infinite Undiscovery I guess...goddamn mail.

[King Hadas]

Also, what the fuck was a giant morning star doing in the sewer?
After that room if you explore the passages a little bit you can find a dead end where if you examine the garbage piled up in the corner heather says something to the effect, "the body's been completely crushed what could of done this? Is that what that thing was used for..." (there isn't actually a body present here, I'm not sure If that was a glitch or if I just missed it).

Silent Hill 3 probably has the best overall presentation in the series, it definitely has the best voice acting. I really like Heathers reactions to things when she examines them, It's actually somewhat realistic. It also has the coolest secrets and, I think, more unlockable items than the rest of the series combined. This is my favorite Silent Hill.

[Emu]

It's not a body, it's a locker that's been bashed in.

[Esuohlim]

Wind Waker :eek

[MetalMilitia]

Started playing TF2 again today. I'd forgotten how good it is. Especially with all the new achievements.

[Ploxtrot]

Started playing TF2 again today. I'd forgotten how good it is. Especially with all the new achievements.
Too bad most of the Heavies got those achievements from bot servers in the first week of the update.

[Guitar Woman]

Why are final bosses in Silent Hill games such fucking bullshit?

HEY, GUESS WHAT COMPLETELY NORMAL PERSON WITH THE STRENGTH OF AN AVERAGE HUMAN, YOU GET TO FIGHT GOD NOW

I HOPE YOU'VE BEEN HOARDING AMPUOLES


Anyway, 3 was certainly better than the first two, but I can't help but be annoyed at how underdeveloped the story was, especially near the end. I knew slightly more than I did about Silent Hill at the beginning of the game, but there are a lot of things that I wanted an explanation for and didn't get. It seemed really rushed at 5 hours long, too, but that's probably because I usually just ran past everything to save bullets for boss fights. Plots in this series seem to have real problems in the same places every time; they have potential to be really good, and the formula of big plot points revealed in cutscenes and details filled in with chaff scattered throughout the levels works the way a Metroid Prime game does, but they leave so many ends untied in the story that I have no feeling of closure after beating the game, or they just don't fucking tell me enough about what's going on. Silent Hill 2 is probably the worst offender, here; the vanishing letter was cool, and I actually really like the story in summary, but the way they tell it is so stunted and incomplete that it takes away from the experience monumentally. The crappy acting and dialogue is another problem that affects my enjoyment of the plot, but 3 really only had a few flat lines, mostly from Vincent. So, improvement there.

So, yeah, I think that's what I really hate about Silent Hill; it's got potential to be the greatest and most artistically important series of video games ever made, and it's wasted so casually that I have to be mad about it. Three comes the closest out of all of them; it's filled with incredibly neat ideas, such as Stanley's creepy as fuck diaries and the confessional scene, which was nothing short of brilliant. The Nightmare Church was also one of the coolest looking video game environments ever, and one of the most atmospheric. Loved the valve monster torturing the nurse at one point.

I'll still try out 4, later; I consider SH3 one of the best games I've ever played despite the big "fuck you" it throws me in the story department at the end, and I'm interested to see how a series that's on such a promising road to greatness could jump the shark like everyone complains about. It might actually be good and y'all are a bunch of whiners, who knows!

[MarioRPG]

I finished Super Paper Mario, after about a year on standby.

[Nick]

Super Paper Mario is the worst in the series. All the characters were far too simplistic. :(

[Pub Lover]

I started playing threoughjt the Silent Hill series At the same time as ,my glorious fuckbuddy up there, but I got really screwed up while playing one (I mean who the hell forgets to pick up the key from the hospital basement?) and with no progrerssive save logs, I wasn't in anymood to start over from the start.

So I'm playing Harvest Moon for the gamecude again. This time I'm playing for mad money & my character is secretly black.

IU'm a pimp & my cows be my whores, yo.

[Guitar Woman]

Ok, so after a horrendous first impression, I actually like SH4 a lot.

It's not scary or terribly atmospheric, and again everything seems kind of rushed, with everyone I meet getting murdered sometime within the next 20 minutes. But for some reason I'm intrigued and don't want to put it down.

Gameplay isn't horrible, and it certainly has better melee combat than previous installments.

This part is just awful, though. I got stuck for a whole minute on one wall guy who wouldn't shrink back after knocking me over.
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/678/fuckingshitjesusoi9.jpg

yeesh.

I like Henry for how soft-spoken he is, but the standard "moron syndrome" affecting Silent Hill protagonists showed itself during the part where he asks a woman covered in her own blood with numbers carved into her chest, "Are you ok!?"

I really like the chick living next door to him, too, but if experience has taught me anything it's that any character in Silent Hill I like will end up getting killed :<

[WhiteRat]

Mega Race for Sega CD. The expected blast of nostalgia from the dos version did not happen as I expected.

[Esuohlim]

Wind Waker :eek

This might be my favorite Zelda game by the way :(

Hopefully I'll actually finish it this time for once

[pac-man]

Mega Race for Sega CD. The expected blast of nostalgia from the dos version did not happen as I expected.

That game was tits. The interstitial scenes with the wacky announcer were the epitome of everything that was right about the FMV era.

[executioneer]

hahah megarace

that's the first game i can remember not being able to play because my computer was too slow :x

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Why are final bosses in Silent Hill games such fucking bullshit?

HEY, GUESS WHAT COMPLETELY NORMAL PERSON WITH THE STRENGTH OF AN AVERAGE HUMAN, YOU GET TO FIGHT GOD NOW

I HOPE YOU'VE BEEN HOARDING AMPUOLES

How is that different from any other survival horror game that requires you to save up ammo and health packs in order to make it through?

[Guitar Woman]

Because Silent Hill gives me a retardedly limited amount of ammo and health kits that I need a fucking spreadsheet to manage properly. If you take a meathook in the face from Dr. Salvador a few times, whoops, there go your medkits for the second half of the game, better not fight any more monsters. Resident Evil doesn't do this, there is ammo and health fucking everywhere.

I had to restart 3 at the Mall when I got to the gigantic worm boss and could only beat him in the mouth with a rusty pipe because I'd been shooting monsters, allowing him ample opportunity to chew on my pasty ass. I'm also having to replay the game from the beginning because I never could beat the final boss with no health kits left from tooling around in the church, and only one or two shotgun shells. The other bullshit part is how the God's attacks will hit you no matter what, so instead of working out a strategy you just have to shoot the hell out of it while patching yourself up if it hurts you too badly, in a textbook case of what I like to call "Diablo Syndrome."

The game is made way, way less scary by forcing you to run past everything so you have bullets and health left for boss battles. Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me for wanting to shoot the hulking meat monster trying to knock my head off. I'm certainly not going to try and melee anything, especially those big guys who buy their boots in the sixties, lest I want a gigantic club of flesh beating me upside the head and proceeding to shove huge bits of bone into me.

That also scared the shit out of me the first time it happened :<

[Guitar Woman]

Oh, Silent Hill 4 also removes this complaint by having a) Way, way, way, way better melee combat, and b) no boss fights.

I think the second one is a little stupid, but I do appreciate being able to perforate monsters with nary a second thought about how the boss is probably going to rape me because of it.

I guess you could look at that as the town "evaluating" you; i.e., the more violent you are, the nastier it is on your character. It's still bullshit, but that's a pretty cool thought.

[Dimnos]

SH 4 is the room right?

[wobzire]

Re-playing Pokemon Diamond.

[Guitar Woman]

SH 4 is the room right?
Yeah.

This is actually my favorite Silent Hill so far, although I have a feeling I should make a habit of not mentioning that in public.

I have no idea what the hell everyone's problem with this game is, it's fucking great. Adds extra dimensions to 3, too, because I'm visiting a bunch of the culty locations mentioned in that one.

I’ve also noticed the bloody rabbit from SH3 hanging around. There’s a hot air balloon shaped like his head visible flying around over Ashfield at one point, and the doll of him in Elieen’s room periodically changes position until it’s facing you and pointing directly at the peephole.

[Emu]

SH4 isn't bad, it's just extremely repetitive. I'm probably not spoiling anything for you by telling you that you do have to play all of the "zones" two times over the course of the game with very little changed.

In fact I'm sure the game would've gotten a much better reception if it had been made as a Silent Hill spinoff instead of a numbered Silent Hill. A horror game that shares parts of its mythos with the main series.

[Fathom Zero]

Re-playing Pokemon Diamond.

Guess who's not playing Pokemon Diamond?

[wobzire]

Everyone over twelve excluding me. yeah, yeah.

[Fathom Zero]

No, just Guitar Woman.

[Dimnos]

Yeah.

This is actually my favorite Silent Hill so far, although I have a feeling I should make a habit of not mentioning that in public.

I have no idea what the hell everyone's problem with this game is, it's fucking great. Adds extra dimensions to 3, too, because I'm visiting a bunch of the culty locations mentioned in that one.

I’ve also noticed the bloody rabbit from SH3 hanging around. There’s a hot air balloon shaped like his head visible flying around over Ashfield at one point, and the doll of him in Elieen’s room periodically changes position until it’s facing you and pointing directly at the peephole.

I was going to get that one when it came out but a friend beat me to it. I thought I would just borow it from him when he was done and save the money. I played it a little of it over at his place and I thought it was great. I didnt like 3, that was the one with the girl right? 1 and 2 were the best but i still havent played much of 4 yet.

Oh and pokemon games are the gay.
:posh

[wobzire]

Insulting a game designed for children will not bring you half as much enjoyment as I will get from playing it.

[pac-man]

Yeah, the real fun is in insulting the children.

[wobzire]

That is superior to any game.

[pac-man]

I've been playing Eternal Sonata in a rush to finish it because its mainly just collected dust since I got it and played it for a few hours. The visuals are pure saccharine and my buddy's girlfriend wants to borrow it when I'm done because it's "soooo cute!"

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Final Fantasy XI. Level 23. Long way to go.

[Guitar Woman]

I was thinking about where the fuck my copy of pokemon diamond was this morning, Fathom!

[Guitar Woman]

I didnt like 3, that was the one with the girl right?
I liked 3, but it was really trying too hard to scare me most of the time.

I suppose it's better than 2, which didn't try at all. I'm not particularly squeamish, either, thanks in part to the internet, so I guess it's just scarier if you're not familiar with 4chan horror images?

[Dr. Boogie]

"4Chan made me into a man.":posh

[Zomboid]

Fuuuuuuuuuck.

[Guitar Woman]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

It's fucking great, fyi.

Knife hit detection seems a little wonky; one of my favorite things to do is wound dogs, give them a head start of about 10 seconds, then bolt after them, hunt them down, and stab them when I get up alongside them. This doesn't work as awesomely as I'd like it to, and I usually just end up getting frustrated and shooting them.


I also tossed a grenade into a trio of patrolling soldiers, and in response to this about 5 more came marching down the road to take out the starting camp.

While they were skirmishing with my homies, I snuck up behind them and blew the hell out of them with the shotgun. It was awesome.

The graphics engine is also really impressive. I get absolutely no slowdown in a retardedly big game world that is all present at the same time, save for the shrubbery which appears about 40 feet in front of you.

And the game looks good.

[JakeOfAllTrades]

Got to play a bit of Final Fantasy III, found the Mage's robe, a Fire Staff, and an Ice Staff. Does anyone know what level I should be at for the Tower of Owen? LOL, the Tower of Owen, I used to know a guy called Owen and trust me, he was no tower...

[bigtimecow]

...

[Guitar Woman]

:lol

[Fathom Zero]

I was thinking about where the fuck my copy of pokemon diamond was this morning, Fathom!

I can't seem to find it.

I have extreme trouble mailing things, anyway. I haven't forgotten your address though. I still have the letter.

Do you even have a DS?

[Guitar Woman]

I borrow my sister's.

It is pink, the most manly color.

[Fathom Zero]

Obviously. I'll mail it when I mail it.

Trust me.

Perhaps I will give it to you for Christmas!

[Phoenix Gamma]

Does anyone know what level I should be at for the Tower of Owen? LOL, the Tower of Owen, I used to know a guy called Owen and trust me, he was no tower...

At first, I was like:

...

But then, I was all:

LOL

Also, gamefaqs :V



I've been playing Castlevania: Dracula X Chronicles the last two days. It's not that great of a game (could the jumping be any worse? GodDAMMIT.) but I never played Symphony of the Night, and people love the shit out of that, so I unlocked it and gave a shot. The lack of map is frustrating me.

[Dimnos]

lol I picked up Castlevania: SotN off xbox live and have been kicking that around.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

You'll get the map soon enough :rolleyes.

[Phoenix Gamma]

Oh fuck me. The select button is a map.

It's times like this that I wish some games had a little annoying man to explain shit to me :(

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I thought you meant getting a full map :(

[Dr. Boogie]

Oh fuck me. The select button is a map.

It's times like this that I wish some games had a little annoying man to explain shit to me :(

Well the next time something like that happens, just imagine there's an annoying little man standing right next to you, saying "read the fucking manual!"

[Nick]

Well the next time something like that happens, just imagine there's an annoying little man standing right next to you, saying "read the fucking manual!"
I was thinking the same thing.

[Phoenix Gamma]

Well the next time something like that happens, just imagine there's an annoying little man standing right next to you, saying "read the fucking manual!"

Pirated games don't come with manuals :(