I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[bigtimecow]

what's going on mah niggas

how you guys celebrating new years?

[executioneer]

alcohol poisoning

[Tadao]

Making dirty vids.

[Seven Force]

partying

[MarioRPG]

Alone. :(
Nah, I'll probably just meet up with some of my (few) friends and do... I dunno, something.

[Fathom Zero]

Bowling!

[Seven Force]

Your sig looks like the title of a Batman The Animated Series episode

[Fathom Zero]

We have a winner. Did you copy and paste my signature into Google or did things click in your mind?

[bigtimecow]

it's all about the metaphors baby

uh huh yeah

[Fathom Zero]

I need to play Mass Effect so bad I have the shakes now. The Black Shakes.

[Sethomas]

"If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?"

Batman episode? I remember reading that sentence in the book Slaughterhouse Five back in June 2000. There was an essay within the book that referenced the backwardness of American conceptions of wealth versus wisdom, and it cited that mantra as evidence. I haven't read the book in over seven years, so maybe the quote isn't verbatim, but oh well.

[executioneer]

We have a winner. Did you copy and paste my signature into Google or did things click in your mind?

isn't that the first Riddler episode :o

[Fathom Zero]

More winner (I have the Riddler VHS.) Though it was, as Seth said, in Slaughterhouse Five first.

[Seven Force]

We have a winner. Did you copy and paste my signature into Google or did things click in your mind?

It clicked, I liked that episode :)

[Misdemonar]

HE YALL'

[Sethomas]

Green exclamations? Fuck you guys.

Anyways. I really hate it when points of conversations come up in my head long, long after the conversations took place.

For example: when I got my eyes checked back in August, by a freak coincidence the resident optometrist happened to be the sister of a friend of mine in Illinois. I realized this by seeing her maiden name on her lens case and putting together a few details I'd remembered from earlier discussions. I didn't bring this up until my second visit with her. Actually, I brought it up to her sister, who relayed it to the optometry resident who brought it up. At any rate, I think it would have been funny if I had told her immediately upon my realization of who she was, "You're ____'s sister, right? I have an MP3 file that features her faking an orgasm." But, alas, I did not.

[Guitar Woman]

wtf happened with the new posts icons

that's ugly as fuck change it back

[Moobs]

IT'S LIKE A LOAD OF ANAL PROBES

[Mockery]

Huh? Where?

[Moobs]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/statusicon/thread_new.gif

:x

[Guitar Woman]

If you guys can do that whole "integrate the forums into the main site" thing and keep it looking like it does now i will be a-ok with that

[MetalMilitia]

It looks like an arcade-style control stick thingy. I guess :/

[Mockery]

Ok, I'll have to reupload the old ones. Chojin was doing larger versions of those icons for a different forum homepage that we're planning on eventually putting up when we have the time to code it. But I don't like them for the little icons either and want to stick with our lil' blue 'n grey checkboxes. I'm on my laptop right now, but I'll have him re-upload them or I'll re-upload 'em later on.

[Cfr5]

DENIED! I should've given him an even harder time earlier. SOUNDS LIKE YOU REALLY SHOULD'VE HAD THAT THREESOME FTP PHONE-SEX, CHOJIN!

[Chojin]

Wish someone had told me before I went and made the larger ones.

Also, fuck you all.

And the old ones are still on the ftp under the extension .bkup, I'll go put them back.

[Chojin]

There guys now we can go back to pretending the forums are one big TO-DO list :imock

[Chojin]

MLE is setting up a ICON DESIGNING CONTEST in art shit so that you indecisive same-sex aficionados can come to a decision that maybe 2 of you can agree on I guess let's not bet the farm haha am i right

[Moobs]

edit: NEVERMIND :gw

[Chojin]

Hold ctrl+shift then click reload

And then hit yourself

[Mockery]

I nominate this:
http://mypage.iu.edu/%7Estpace/pics/hilarius.jpg

to replace this:
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/statusicon/thread_new.gif

[Chojin]

:oneofthosedays

to replace this:
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/statusicon/thread_new.gif

[Moobs]

oh are we supposed to joke about making these because i actually tried o:

[Chojin]

no, the real contest is goign on in art shit PAY ATTENTION JESUS CHRIST I AM SURROUNDED BY ASSHOLES

[Guitar Woman]

I WANT YOU
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6440/youpl4.png

TO HELP PRETTY THIS FORM UP

[Moobs]

CHILL OUT CHOJIN IT IS LIKE 3AM OVER HERE OK

[Chojin]

I AM PERFECTLY CALM

[Moobs]

I AM GLAD TO HEAR IT

[Chojin]

WHY ARE YOU THE ONLY GUY ONLINE

[Moobs]

yeah i guess i've outstayed my welcome

[bigtimecow]

GUYS DOES THIS MEAN I'M YELLING

[Tadao]

Shhhhh

[Mockery]

>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:
NO THIS MEANS YOU'RE YELLING!!!!!!
>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:

[executioneer]

BE QUIET THIS IS A HOSPITAL PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO BE SICK

[Tadao]

I can't read with all this yelling going on!

[bigtimecow]

YELLING

AND SHOUTING

AND POUTING :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

[executioneer]

happy birthday, me!

[executioneer]

http://www.jonnyku.com/gallery/Birthday/wierd_al_birthday.mp3
http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF032-Todays_My_Birthday.gif

[executioneer]

(THIS WAS INTENDET TO BE A YTMND BUT APPARENTLY THEIR PRESENT TO ME TODAY IS SITE MAINTENANCE >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: :mad)

[Chojin]

ytmnd is terrible, dude

[Rongi]

ME NOT BEING A MOD ANYMORE IS ALSO TERRIBLE >:

[Emu]

i thought you were

[Rongi]

Chojin took it away cuz i dont post that much anymore :(

[Rongi]

This whole vacation sux. I've been sick as a dog since thursday so I cant go out. The only time I can go out is to go to work >:

I havent smoked a cigarette in days I wanna kill someone!

At least I got FFT: War Of The Lions to entertain me

[MarioRPG]

Cigarettes are bad Rongi. What kind of role model are you?

[Asila]

Nooooo not having a computer sucks. And I got a computer game for christmas. :tear
Not having an internet connection sucks too, but in that "I need another hit man, c'mon" kinda way. And not a single computer place around here can look at the damned thing until mid-next week.
Speaking of hits:
I havent smoked a cigarette in days I wanna kill someone!
I FEEL YOUR PAIN

[Moobs]

i'm smoking RIGHT NOW >:

[Tadao]

I'm smoking for three

[MetalMilitia]

I smoke, therefore I am.

[MetalMilitia]

...or therefore I was depending on how much cancer I have.

[Moobs]

i kinda miss the days when i could stay underwater for 2+ minutes :(

[Tadao]

Not me! Now I can choke myself quicker while I masturbate.

[Pub Lover]

I'm currently reading Bruce Campbell's 'If Chins Could Kill'. It's much more interesting than this thread right now.

I'm only here because Chjin called me Princess for being such a fag & not logging on.

[Pub Lover]

Is Code-Wheel Jones really Willie?
If so I am really >:

[Pub Lover]

I mentioned this before, but Pub has 200+ posts in The Cowboy Song.

:(

Why is that significant? You have hell of too many stupid posts yourself. At least mine are largely contained in stupid threads, baby. :love

[Chojin]

PublicPubLoather: Yes, I miss Loveline dearly. Because I totally missed all the polls asking what forums I wanted to see got rid of.
Chojin (AIM): well it's back now anyway
PublicPubLoather: Thank you, Mister Yockey. :)
Chojin (AIM): you're welcome, princess

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, & the only reason I had that chat was because I wasn't going to log on just to post in that thread.

[Pub Lover]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/5243/1198392708580iz5.jpg

i'd never touch a ps3 with my D*CK
-willie

oh uh he'd also probably not click on that at work and neither should you

Wtf is wrong with you omg my parent's saw that, you ass.

it's totally work safe, fathom

and your parents would have found out sooner or later anyway

"THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS BOARD FOR SERIOUS HOMOS TO DISCUSS THEIR SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS." - Chojin

[Esuohlim]

I'm gone for three days and now there's a lot of new shit to learn around here >:

Janky >:

[Zomboid]

I'm gone for 10 and there's some new, very shitty people!

[Guitar Woman]

Mabye instead of complaining you could go convince some of the cool old people to come back!

[Rongi]

HEY QUIT FIGHTING YOU TWO >:

[Esuohlim]

I was in Florida since Boxing Day and I had a damn Seven Force dream while I was there. >:

[Zomboid]

I think most of the "cool people" that left are gone for a variety of reasons. The main reason being that too many current posters really suck :lol . Maybe if you leave for a bit, they'll be lulled into a false sense of security and come back!

Oh shit rongi! Thanks for the reminder. Almost went too far there :lol

PS - I just saw the burger king commercial where the guy is either a terrible actor or genuinely pissed off and says "GET BACK THERE AND MAKE ME A WHOPPER" :lol

[Zomboid]

Milhouse, last night I had a dream where I could communicate with ghosts in my apartment and they were all hot girls who liked to get naked and stuff but occasionally they'd show me what they looked like the moment they died and I was all :x. I distinctly remember that at one point I asked "what the fuck was that?" and one of them explained and showed me in great detail all the cuts and burns and shit. I was both very aroused and horrified by this dream :(

[Pub Lover]

Way Sexy! :eek
Mabye instead of complaining you could go convince some of the cool old people to come back!

Self ban, & we have a deal.

[Pub Lover]

Whoops, forgot the :love

Nothing but :love 4 GW

[Fathom Zero]

I had a dream last night where I opened up a giant, rusty vault door from like 1880's New York City. There were ghosts and monsters and stuff inside, like a haunted boiler room, only when you got lost, you couldn't find your way back out. But I did. Then Koreans were invading my city at night and I tried to run back home and one of them pointed his rifle at me. I cried and yelled, "Don't shoot. I'm a boy!" He told me to get on the ground. I did, sobbing.

And that's the last thing I remember doing in that dream before my dumbass friend kicked me in the head.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Why were you kicked in the head?

[Fathom Zero]

How should I know? He probably thought it'd wake me up. I mean, if someone was sleeping, a foot in the face can drive home a point fast.

[Rongi]

Zomboid did you hear about the watchmen movie that's going to come out?

Yeah it looks like it's gonna really suck a fat one :(

[zeldasbiggestfan]

WHOA! NEW LOOK!

[MattJack]

I feel like I should be the boy in your avatar, Rongi. Jus cuz I love titties so damn much.

[MattJack]

I'm still an ass man though, but we'll keep that a secret so nobody but the internet knows.

[Zomboid]

Zomboid did you hear about the watchmen movie that's going to come out?

Yeah it looks like it's gonna really suck a fat one :(
I did, and yeah it will probably suck a whole lot :(

[Mockery]

OMGOMGOMG! SITE REDESIGN IS LIVE! OMGOMGOMG! HERE'S HERE'S A DETAILED LIST OF EVERYTHING THAT HAS CHANGED! (http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/2007/12/31/a-new-year-a-new-i-mockery)
http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/pics/site-redesign08.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/2007/12/31/a-new-year-a-new-i-mockery)
http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/2007/12/31/a-new-year-a-new-i-mockery

[Pub Lover]

Nice redesign & everything. Could we have a little note at the top of the page for the next few days saying "No 'Hi I am new' threads!" so all the new people, that I'm going to be really nice to, get the frikking idea?

[Pub Lover]

I've changed my mind. I don't like the new lag. It feels like dial-up. :x

[Guitar Woman]

MOCKERY WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE

[Mockery]

I've changed my mind. I don't like the new lag. It feels like dial-up. :x
Wrongers.

The lag you're experiencing has nothing to do with the redesign. Late at night our server stats run and it causes lag. I even doubled checked with tech support and they confirmed it: "Your server is swapping due to the amount of RAM analog stats uses. Likely, it will not speed up until this completes."

MOCKERY WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE
YOUR FACE :picklehat

[Pub Lover]

I guess that means everything is just perfect. >:

Well done. >:

[Guitar Woman]

I give this redesign an A+

[Guitar Woman]

Props especially for the search list, which unlike a lot of other sites is totally not shitty and completely functional.

The alarming speed with which I found the old Lawstripz article was

uh

Alarming!

[Pub Lover]

Name-Zako
Age- 26
job- slacker
where are you at?- Earth, unless my mum lie to me
how did you find out about this site?- can't remember
what's your favorite thing about the site?- ALL, mostly... half.. eh...
why did you start posting-...
hobbies- arts & shits
fav. music/band- start-up music of my comp
fav. book- shits nobody cares about
fav. movie- shits nobody cares about
Fav. Video Game- shits nobody cares about
Who do you hate the most on this board- shits nobody cares about
what is that smell-Christmas candles. shits nobody cares about
26 & still using the wacky location of Earth? :rolleyes
Also was it necessary to say 'shits nobody cares about' five times? This is the internet, if you like something there is every chance a guy on here likes to have sex with it. ;)

Hey Seven Force! :lol

[Pub Lover]

The subforums keep moving around. It's damn near enough to drive a drunk guy MAD! :eek

"What if a boy married his sister and the boy had three babies and one of them was born with a diaper on and one of them was a monkey and the other was a toaster?"

[EisigerBiskuit]

I have nothing to talk about. Nephews however did get us all sick on New Years eve. Thanks a lot!

[Pub Lover]

Hey folks. It's 2008 here now. We got jetpacks & sexy space aliens. :D

You guys better get here fast before we run out, like last year. ;)

[Guitar Woman]

PUB LOVER I DO NOT WANT TO APPEAR RUDE BUT ZAKO IS MEGA COOL AND YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF

[Guitar Woman]

But anyway enjoy the future buddy

[Seven Force]

26 & still using the wacky location of Earth? :rolleyes
Also was it necessary to say 'shits nobody cares about' five times? This is the internet, if you like something there is every chance a guy on here likes to have sex with it. ;)

Hey Seven Force! :lol

i aint nothin' but a horndog

[Esuohlim]

Give me a week or so to get used to this new design because I HATE CHANGE :throwschairs

[Mockery]

Props especially for the search list, which unlike a lot of other sites is totally not shitty and completely functional.

The alarming speed with which I found the old Lawstripz article was uh Alarming!
Thanks, glad ya like it. That was easily the most requested feature to be added to the site so I made sure we had a really nice one that almost always gave you the results you were looking for and didn't send you off to some shitty looking page at the same time.

Sometimes change... is good. :O

[Noodles]

Yes in fact change can be PERFECT!

[Esuohlim]

ATTENTION VIDEO GAME NERDS: I need to know if an N64 AV cable will also work for a Gamecube. SOMEONE PLEASE FIND THIS OUT FOR ME POST HASTE

[Fathom Zero]

I've been "invited to attend the prestigious", (their words), "Congressional Student Leadership Conference of 2008."

I may just go along for the ride and see how many people I can piss off with my ideals. I also kinda want Rudy Giuliani's autograph.

[Noodles]

ATTENTION VIDEO GAME NERDS: I need to know if an N64 AV cable will also work for a Gamecube. SOMEONE PLEASE FIND THIS OUT FOR ME POST HASTE

Along with the SNES yes, the N64 cable also works with gamecube.

[Chojin]

Who knew this many people actually read i-mockery!

[Mockery]

Who knew this many people actually read i-mockery!
You mean there's any I-Mockery OUTSIDE of the forums? OMG!

[Fathom Zero]

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/668/123107110jimbreueryo6.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Awwww Shit! All the jetpacks are broke & the Sexy Aliens say they have to get home. It looks like you guys missed out on all the fun AGAIN! Tough luck. Maybe Next Year. ;)

[Pub Lover]

what's your favorite thing about the site?- Fapping to Pictures of R...I mean the concise and humorous articles.
why did you start posting- I decided to find new hauntings since VampireFreaks ( lulz ) deleted me for about the 80th time. Since I-Mockery has their new FREE registration, I said, "Why not?".
Hang on, the new people don't have to pay now?! >:


Name- Fatacula
Age- 25
Job- Not going to say...
Where are you at?- On my couch

Even spys can brush off the job question by saying Civil Servant, what is the big secret that you're so ashamed of? Especially as the two people above you both admitted to being unemployed.

Name-Joel
Age-28
job-real estate
where are you at?-Wisconsin

Some say he is wanted by the CIA, and that if he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds. All we know is, he's called The Stig! :eek


what's your favorite thing about the site?- Fapping to Pictures of R...I mean the concise and humorous articles.
Creep. :lol

[executioneer]

this is a terrible mistake, i believe :( (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXN5fXyabAg)

[executioneer]

Some say he is wanted by the CIA, and that if he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds. All we know is, he's called The Stig! :eek

JEREMY CLARKSON U RASCIST :growls

[Seven Force]

Happy birthday Pub Lover. :)

[Pub Lover]

Happy birthday Pub Lover. :)

The forum can't seem to count. 2008 - 1983 = 24? Hardly.

[Pub Lover]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/newyears.jpg

If it's not zubrowka it's not vodka ;)

shut uppa you face ketel one is good enough for ray smuckles so it's good enough for me
Exactly what I said in my head! :eek

If only I could channel Willie into my posts. ;(

[Seven Force]

Well, funny you should mention that

[Pub Lover]

Oh man, I forgot to bump my birthday thread last year.

I hope I remember in March. ;(

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10247

[Seven Force]

i miss professor cool

[Pub Lover]

Where you even here then?

I got him banned. ;)

[Seven Force]

weird, i remember seeing him post

[Guitar Woman]

happy 2008, guys!

[Pub Lover]

New user 23_ is great. Does she use a blue font because she's goth? Or because she has the wrong board settings like that one time with Terra/Daisyhead/Waterwitch?

My memories of those guys are a bit mixed, plus a buch of people I don't even have names for.

RIP FatSatan. :(

[Pub Lover]

Thanks to a lurker I now remember that Naps are for SISSIES! >: (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10774) & I still need to drink more. ;)

Name- Jemry
Age- 17
job- Child Devourer
where are you at?- Australia, Mate <--(Mate = proof)

I guess they'd have to be Aboriginal children, then the judge would just let you off saying they probably consented to being devoured.

Australia. :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

I guess my fears about what the new people were gonna be like were completely justified

[Fathom Zero]

Justified about being a huge dick.

[MarioRPG]

There's already some promising ones, jerk.

[King Hadas]

Everyone's a little obnoxious when they first join a forum like this with very few exceptions. All and all I-mockery really could benefit from some fresh air.

[Tadao]

I guess the new Pratchett loving girl and I are lucky we joined days before the new change.

[MLE]

comparitively, you guys are like vets!

[Mockery]

I'm only letting Pub Lover be a whiny bitch about the new users because today is his birthday... and when it's your birthday, you can be a whiny bitch if you want.
<3http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/misc/birthday.gif<3

[Fathom Zero]

You would cry, too, if it happened to you. >:

[bigtimecow]

so everyone, tomorrow i'm going to make some pizza but i want to make something else to go with it. any suggestions?

[Mockery]

Do you have a budget, time frame and/or any kind of stuff you don't like to eat with pizza?

[bigtimecow]

not particularly fond of anything spicy.

so far i've come up with maybe some breadsticks?

[MLE]

Applesauce <3

[Tadao]

get some string cheese sticks, roll them in bred crumbs and fry them in hot oil real fast. Mmmm

[MLE]

mmmmm, that sounds delectable ;o

[Eyelobe]

Right on. The site looks great now - much easier to navigate. It's good to see some new people posting in the forums, too...

[Mockery]

get some string cheese sticks, roll them in bred crumbs and fry them in hot oil real fast. Mmmm
I think we have a winner! :drooooool

Now I'm hungry. >:

Right on. The site looks great now - much easier to navigate. It's good to see some new people posting in the forums, too...
Thanks man, glad ya like it. And yeah, I love all the new people that are joining in the discussions both in the articles, the weeklies, the blog and the forums. Good times, good times. :picklehat

[bigtimecow]

alrighty guys, so here's the plan for my meal tomorrow!

barbecue chicken and bacon pizza

breadsticks with some melted cheese / Tadao's mozzarella sticks (haven't decided)

some sort of slushie / smoothie with strawberries and kiwis or something

let's hope it goes well! i'll take some pictures if i can :love

oh, and i'm watching lost in translation right now for the first time and it's fantastic. i also watched the squid and the whale earlier, very good as well. anyone's thoughts?

[Zomboid]

whoa whoa whoa let's not push it. The forums are compressed now but you keep your movie discussion to the movie forum pal.

[Chojin]

I keep thinking that 23_ is FS in the forum index :<

[bigtimecow]

sorry zomboid :(

i got excited

[Seven Force]

those pictures are going to be delicious

[Pub Lover]

I'm only letting Pub Lover be a whiny bitch about the new users because today is his birthday... and when it's your birthday, you can be a whiny bitch if you want.
<3http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/misc/birthday.gif<3

Thank you. :)

Oh Wait! NO THANK YOU! >:

I like new people fine, & I want them to stay, but hell if I'm going to be nice to them if I find something mean I can say that I find amusing. Birthday or not.

[Pub Lover]

Name- Fatacula
Age- 25
Job- Police Officer


Name- Fatacula
Age- 25
Job- Not going to say...

Oh shit! It's the Rozzers! :eek


I think I was better off not knowing! ;(

[MattJack]

fuck the police, comin straight from the underground

[Fathom Zero]

Boggle saved my life.

[bigtimecow]

food cancellation due to being paid 2 weeks late due to christmas :( sorry guys

[Guitar Woman]

IT IS FIVE DIMENSIONAL MUSIC


THERE ARE DIFFERENT ASPECTS, AND YOU CAN SEE THROUGH THEM AND FIND DIFFERENT THINGS IN THEM.
AT THE SAME TIME,THE MAIN REASON FOR DOING IT IS TO BE HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery: a serious place for serious people. seriously. :|

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/doopa.jpg

[Pub Lover]

8:29AM Thursday January 03, 2008

WASHINGTON - An inmate who said he had chest pains overpowered two guards at a Maryland hospital, shot a man outside the hospital and commandeered his vehicle as a getaway car, state police said.

It was the second time a prisoner had escaped from Laurel Regional Hospital since November.

State police identified the prisoner as Kelvin Polk, who was convicted of kidnapping and carjacking. He seized the weapons from his guards, apparently shot off his leg shackles, outmaneuvered a third security official and fled outside where he shot a driver in the head, pushed him out of the car, and drove away, setting off a manhunt in Laurel, a suburb between Washington and Baltimore.

Police said the man he shot was in good condition.
I bet he was using savestates, the cheating bastard. >:

[Fathom Zero]

It's like Desperate Measures 2!

[Chojin]

Boy, am I glad I don't live in Laurel anymore.

[MarioRPG]

I nearly forgot about the serious homo problems.

[Pub Lover]

That was probably a good thing. I'm sorry that I reminded you.

[Emu]

i want to try it, but

[Pub Lover]

I was going to be all "Wow, where you been Rongi?" but instead I was all "Oh man, what a fag!"

[Guitar Woman]

Haha, it actually works

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, but no real point as he isn't a mod anymore. :lol

[Guitar Woman]

NOT THAT I DID ANYTHING THAT WOULD BE AGAINST THE RULES

[Pub Lover]

You got your edit button back yet, sweet thing?

Because I sure as hell don't have mine. >:

[Guitar Woman]

no, I am afraid my edit button is gone forever.

[Guitar Woman]

It's ok, though, that gives me incentive to try and not suck as bad as I usually do!

[Pub Lover]

Yeah? My response is to suck more until it's agreed that I fix all my old posts to non-suck. >:

Baby. :love

[Fathom Zero]

But you still fail miserably on all occasions!

So it doesn't matter if either of you try anymore.

[bigtimecow]

do you guys remember sports? he was a treat

[Pub Lover]

Ouch!

[Pub Lover]

do you guys remember sports? he was a treat

Oh yeah! Sports was the best! We should make ArrowX bring him back.

[Guitar Woman]

:lol

[bigtimecow]

lmao arrowx was another one

[Guitar Woman]

He talks to me on AIM all the time and is a huge fucking nerd

[bigtimecow]

guys it's my turn in guitar hero 3 in a minute, what song should i play?


quick quick quick

[Guitar Woman]

DRAGONFORCE

[Fathom Zero]

SUCK MY KISS.

[bigtimecow]

dragonforce on hard, here we go

[Fathom Zero]

Not too hard on Hard. The intro's a bitch, but after that, it's smooth sailing until you get to the solos.

[Guitar Woman]

IS BIGTIMECOW HARDCORE ENOUGH TO PLAY THE FASTEST METAL KNOWN TO MAN

STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT

[bigtimecow]

WOOT

beat it. but i always have to use starpower for the first solo. i can every other song on expert except dragonforce and the fall of troy.

i am hardcore enough

[Fathom Zero]

My friend beat every song, but he can't beat Lou.

[bigtimecow]

new topic: what other message boards do you guys post on, if any?

[Guitar Woman]

Until a few days ago I posted on The Price is LOL, but it was just feeding my 4chan addiction so I left.

I also posted on 4chan a lot until I got permabanned from /v/ for my fifth PORNOGRAPHY OFFENSE.

I sometimes post on the forum affiliated with FullyRamblomatic, but everyone there is a fucking idiot.

[Pub Lover]

I only post on this one because it's the only one that ever unbanned me.

[Seven Force]

thats interesting GW please tell us more about your internet exploits

[Seven Force]

i post here because i know everyone here and they know me

[Guitar Woman]

you have no room to say anything here, mister "I payed 10 dollars to hang out on the worst place on the internet"

[Pub Lover]

tell me when there will be an article discussing how every movie bill murray in is good

Like what Gadzooks & Jixby are doing at the moment on their secrat forum?

[Seven Force]

you have no room to say anything here, mister "I payed 10 dollars to hang out on the worst place on the internet"

go back to "ignoring" me you stupid little shit

[bigtimecow]

pardon?

[Pub Lover]

you have no room to say anything here, mister "I payed 10 dollars to hang out on the worst place on the internet"

He so did not pay ten bucks to read my failed attempt at webcomics!

[bigtimecow]

wait brb guys! i have to eat some bread

[bigtimecow]

alright i'm back

[Pub Lover]

pardon?

Which Murrey is best? (http://p100.ezboard.com/fhavingfunfrm24.showMessage?topicID=118.topic)
Plus I only just read what you said & it was barely related to what I said at all.

2008: Year of being too drunk to read!
2009: Much like 1983-2007 will be Year of being too stupid to read.

[Tadao]

I like my other forum friends, no way would I tell you guys where they are.

[Guitar Woman]

I was once invited to that forum so I could have fun!

Those were different times!

[Pub Lover]

Tadao is the first guy here that I am seriously scared of being beaten up by.

[Guitar Woman]

Tadao we would only do what you're thinking to people we hate you have no reason to worry

This isn't TPIL!

[Pub Lover]

No way, GW. I would totally hunt out Tadeo's friends & say stuff. It's like my mission statement.

[bigtimecow]

there's mad heat in this thread

[Pub Lover]

What in the sam shitting hell have you done to my forums!?

I leave for 4 months and someone expels a load of horse shit newness in my forums.

I blame RoG for letting this site stagnate to the point that its not even funny anymore, and that Max Burbank should have wrested control away from him and those other two fagots, namely Protoclown.
*DILBERTPORN*

:lol

[Seven Force]

I knew it would come to a head, but not like this

not like this

[Guitar Woman]

a thousand internet to whoever can guess who that really is!

[Seven Force]

hahahaha "head"

[Guitar Woman]

Not me, of course, I only changed the profile picture.

[Fathom Zero]

Please be me, please be me, please be me.

[Fathom Zero]

Truth will be revealed eventually.

[Seven Force]

i guess they cant check ips on a post by post basis

[Guitar Woman]

yeah they can, how do you think my secret identity was revealed

[Pub Lover]

IMing Chojin is a waste of time. APPARENTLY. >:

For me anyway. ;(

[Pub Lover]

yeah they can, how do you think my secret identity was revealed

Super stalking. ;)

[Seven Force]

or he raidiates faggotry

[Seven Force]

faggot tree

[Chojin]

It was actually him; he probably just gave out his password first so I wouldn't think he did it.

[Seven Force]

im not posting drunk i swear

[Pub Lover]

It was actually him; he probably just gave out his password first so I wouldn't think he did it.

Dilbert Porn is traditional Vet material. We all have it saved for the day that we've had enough.

[Tadao]

No way, GW. I would totally hunt out Tadeo's friends & say stuff. It's like my mission statement.

This is what I would do too, unless I had to go to 4chan to do it.

[Pub Lover]

im not posting drunk i swear

I am. ;D

[Pub Lover]

No way, GW. I would totally hunt out Tadeo's friends & say stuff. It's like my mission statement.

This is what I would do too, unless I had to go to 4chan to do it.

Urgh, I would not go that far either. :x

[Seven Force]

GW posts on 4chan

[Pub Lover]

GW defines 4chan.

If she was a dude.

Ladies into that shit are kinky hot.

Super kinky hot! :love

[Tadao]

Did someone speak of woman? My woman alarm went off!

[Guitar Woman]

the only place I ever posted on was /v/, which made me have a foot fetish >:

I haven't been to 4chan in a whole week, I feel great!

[Esuohlim]

I haven't been to 4chan in a whole forever, and I'm getting my dick sucked by three girls right now so you go ahead and make of that what you want, fgts

[Emu]

milhouse, promise us you won't freak out like rongi :(

[Seven Force]

the only place I ever posted on was /v/, which made me have a foot fetish >:

I haven't been to 4chan in a whole week, I feel great!

hahahah you too huh

[Pub Lover]

Esuohlim is like the last of the oldtimers left. :(

[Sam]

UUUUUMMMMMMMM

[Zomboid]

WHAT?

[Guitar Woman]

:lol

[Seven Force]

HUH

[Seven Force]

NUTSACK CHECK

CHECK ONE TWO

[Esuohlim]

NO, PUB'S RIGHT. I'M IT.

[Pub Lover]

...Like...

[Sam]

UUUMMMMM

[Seven Force]

ArrowX is currently banned...right?

[Guitar Woman]

he says he wants to talk to you on AIM and he won't shut up about it so plz do it

for me

[Seven Force]

Yes but I don't want to talk to him SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO BITE THE BULLET ON THIS ONE

[Pub Lover]

OK FINNE! SAM IS ALSO WHATEVER I SAID ESUOHLIM WAS! >:

Except he isn't really as long as he stays scared of wimmin. :rolleyes

[executioneer]

wth being scared of women exempts you from oldtime status

RIPOFF

[Seven Force]

Im extremely confused

i need jaeger

[Sam]

Pub: Are you back on the horse?
Sam: are you referring to alchohol?
Pub: Hell no. I'm talking about the filliy that I never even saddled. Wimmin.
Sam: oh
Sam: no
Sam: booze is cheaper and easier
Pub: I know I've died & gone to cyberheaven when they invent internet-alcohol
Sam: internetcohol
Pub: porncohol
Sam: ALCHOPORN
Pub: PURFECT!
Sam: i love it
Sam: TRADEMARKD
Pub: If you got that on the market you would make loads of money in the 20 minutes it would take for hackers to pirate it.then you'd join the RIAA
Sam: and i could sue them
Sam: and make MORE
Pub: I can't think of a way to spend more than a billion dollars with out being silly & saying things like coloising the moon, feeding africa or paying the national debt.
Sam: BOOZE
Sam: seriously i would buy a brewery
Pub: With a billion you could BUY most of the decent distilleries in the world.
Sam: i know
Pub: I would be like a drunk Lex Luther
Sam: I would be like a drunk person who owned distileries
Sam: but was still very lonely
Pub: Lex Luther has a crush on Superman's lady & never gets laid. He is a very sad & angry man.
Sam: um Lex Luthor gets laid from Supergirl
Pub: Oh fucking hell, he deoes? I want to be him more than ever. :-(
Sam: she wears her little skirt and sits on his lap
Sam: i've seen it
Pub: Oh my gods, that is like the best thing to spend money on if I was him after all the alcohol
Sam: i know :-(
Pub: Alien ladies go all night.
Sam: ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE LEX LUTHOR

[Pub Lover]

wth being scared of women exempts you from oldtime status

RIPOFF

It's why you & me never get the respect we really deserve. ;(

[executioneer]

Im extremely confused

i need jaeger

man he hasnt posted here in a uh a long time

[Sethomas]

Pub brings up fear of women?
He must have been reading my blog again.

[Esuohlim]

milhouse, promise us you won't freak out like rongi :(

If I'm going to freak out about anything it's not going to be some internet message board on my computer screen.

I have other things to freak out about like an atheist afterlife consisting of complete nothingness for eternity, or shoveling the driveway tomorrow :(

[Pub Lover]

Im extremely confused

i need jaeger

Now I'm certain you're talking about people you were never here for! :eek

[Pub Lover]

Pub brings up fear of women?
He must have been reading my blog again.

& posting comments & not getting replies. >:

[Seven Force]

Well I meant alcohol but yes I remember him too

[Esuohlim]

I love it when Willie takes posts into other contexts :(

I think I should start "pulling a Willie" once in a while :(

[Seven Force]

Eric, are you absolutely sure about that IP check?