I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Big McLargehuge]

I GET HOME FROM A LONG HARD DAY AT THE FACTORY AND YOU EXPECT ME TO NOTICE YOUR HAIR? I CAN HARDLEY STAND, YOU TRY OPERATIING A HYDRAULIC PRESS FOR 10 HOURS A DAY AND SEE IF YOU STILL ARE AWAKE ENOUGH TO NOTICE YOUR HAIR >:

[Sam]

OH I SEE, YOU'RE NOT AWAKE ENOUGH TO NOTICE MY HAIR, BUT YOU ARE AWAKE ENOUGH TO DRILL A PILLOW FOR A HALF HOUR BEFORE I TELL YOU THAT I'M OVER HERE, READY FOR YOUR 30 SECONDS OF MAGIC >:

[Big McLargehuge]

30 SECONDS? FUNNY, IT SEEMED TO LAST ALOT LONGER THAN THAT WITH YOUR SISTER, AND YOUR HAIRDRESSER. OH YEAH, DID I FORGET TO MENTION PEGGY, YOUR BEST FRIEND FROM HIGHSCHOOL? >:

[Sam]

YOU ARE SUCH A PIG! I HOPE YOU LIKE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH! :throwallyourstuffoutofthebedroom,slamthedoorandlo ckit

[ScruU2wice]

Yo pops, im heading out for the night, i don't know when im gonna be back...

[Big McLargehuge]

*knocks on door* come on baby, you know i was just joking. I love you honey :(

EDIT: DAMNIT CAN'T YOU SEE YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE TALKING >:

[ScruU2wice]

Ummm dad I'm taking your car, ummm yea ok

:runsoutdooranddrivesoff

[Sam]

WELL, HE'S JUST LIKE HIS FATHER, ALWAYS LEAVING WHENEVER I'M ABOUT TO END MY MISERABLE EXISTANCE. I SWEAR I'LL DO IT THIS TIME, I HAVE A WHOLE BOTTLE OF TYLENOL! :tear

[ScruU2wice]

Oh mom i forgot can i get a couple of dollars for gas and other stuff...

[Big McLargehuge]

Oh baby come on, you know you dont want to do that. Just unlock the door, I'll make it all better.

[liquidstatik]

just a few more days until im ungrounded!~

[Big McLargehuge]

YOU GET OVER RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH :GRABSSONBYSHIRT

[Sam]

WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOUR FATHER? OH WAIT I FORGOT HE ISN'T YOUR FATHER I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HIS BARBER. >:

[ScruU2wice]

guys, i really need some dough i'm hanging out with sally tonight and she wants some we... i mean cake...

[Big McLargehuge]

THANK GOD THAT LITTLE SHIT ISN'T MINE. HE LISTENS TO LIMP BISKIT >:

[Matt Harty]

STOP SUCKING EACH OTHERS COCKS BEFORE THEY FALL OFF >:

[ScruU2wice]

Shutup you assfaces, im not the dead beat who isn't paying for the asian hooker he knocked up. Oh yeah i saw the papers...

I'm sick of living here just as soon as you give me my gas and dru.. cake money i'm leaving forever >:

[Big McLargehuge]

GIVE ME MY KEYS BEFORE I TAN YOUR HIDE

[Big McLargehuge]

IS IT STILL BREATHING? NOPE I THINK MATT KILLED IT.

[Sam]

:boot

A COW CAN BANG A ROOSTER AND MAKE CHICKEN PARMIGANA.

[ScruU2wice]

That's it screw you guys i'm going to live my dreams as a rap star in the hood, see you crackaz lata, this nigga be bouncin, bizotch!

[Big McLargehuge]

YOU ARE NOT BLACK >:

[ScruU2wice]

What the hell...

My dreams are crushed again :tear

[Sam]

YES HE IS BLACK, JUST LIKE HIS FATHER. :rolleyes

[Big McLargehuge]

YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO OUR PURE RACE. YOU CAN HAVE THE TRAILER I AM OUT >:

[Sam]

YOU CAN'T LEAVE I'M PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD WHO WILL SUPPORT US? OUR SON WITH DREAMS OF BECOMMING A RAPPER? OH SURE, MAYBE HE WILL (INSERT PLOT ELEMENTS FROM "8 Mile" HERE) AND PERHAPS GET SIGNED TO A DEAL AND BECOME RICH, BUT THAT'S NOT VERY LIKELY.

[Big McLargehuge]

HOLD ON, I'LL GO GET THE COAT HANGER

[Sam]

:lol I LOSE

[Gurlugon]

Your sig is from some lolicon hentai manga, isn't it, Sajuuk?

Yes, I'm not afraid to admit it. :picklehat Even though John ASShcroft wants to make it illegal and also even though I'm 4 years too young to view it. >:

Fag.

[Big McLargehuge]

AND I CAN'T HELP BUT KEEP PROVING IT.

[PILLOWFIGHT]

*LOOKS IN* *BACKS AWAy* :lol

[Gurlugon]

AND I CAN'T HELP BUT KEEP PROVING IT.

You forgot the bold. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

YOU FORGOT TO STFU

[ScruU2wice]

Dedication...

[Big McLargehuge]

I WONT LET THIS DIE

[camacazio]

You people are seriously in need of family counseling.

Or a death in the family.

[The Retro Kat]

Whoa, sorry, I know I've been gone for the last couple days, but I just got done masturbating, so what's up guyz?

[camacazio]

I feel as though I have no way to contribute to this thread anymore. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

JUST EMULATE ALL THOSE CONTRIBUTIONS YOU MADE IN THE PAST :rolleyes

[Matt Harty]

BUMP

[Big McLargehuge]

thanks for that bump ;)

[Matt Harty]

I'll bump you anytime ;)

[Big McLargehuge]

BUMP ;)

[Matt Harty]

GOTA GO PLAY VID GAME KBYE!; d:

[Big McLargehuge]

IT IS OK I WAS DONE FIVE MINUTES AGO ANYWAY ;)

[camacazio]

Contribution.

[executioneer]

i'll bump YOU >:

-willie

[Big McLargehuge]

ARE YOU COMING ON TO ME? >:

[ScruU2wice]

I would... ;)

[Big McLargehuge]

;(

[ScruU2wice]

this is your house now big, you are the only one who can weild its extraordinary powers now...

[Mike]

I need:

Verb
Noun
Noun
Plural noun
Adjective
Plural noun
Plural noun
Verb ending in -ing
Verb
Noun
A large number
A profession or status (i.e. butcher or son)
Noun
Adverb
Verb
Noun
Plural noun
Past-tense verb
Adjective
Noun

[ScruU2wice]

try fittin Doggie style in for all of them...

[Big McLargehuge]

I would like to belive what you said scru, but willie has the keys to this house. YOU CAN'T BE GIVIN OUT KEYS TO SOMEBODY ELSES HOUSE >:

[ScruU2wice]

didn't you see that one episode of sienfeld... :rolleyes

[ScruU2wice]

in soviet russia thread bumps you :hypno

[Mike]

This is so Doggie style!!

To Doggie style, or not to Doggie style, -- that is the Doggie style;
Whether 'tis nobler in the Doggie style to suffer
The slings and Doggie style of Doggie style fortune,
Or to take Doggie style against a sea of Doggie style,
And by Doggie style end them. To die, -- to Doggie style, --
No more; and by a Doggie style to say we end
The Doggie style and the Doggie style natural shocks
That flesh is Doggie style to,-- 'tis a Doggie style
Doggie style to be wish'd. To die, --- to Doggie style,--
To Doggie style! perchance to Doggie style! ay, there's the Doggie style;
For in that Doggie style of death what Doggie style may come
When we have Doggie style off this Doggie style coil,
Must give us Doggie style....

[Matt Harty]

IS LIQUID UNGROUNDED YET IM BORED??!?!

[ScruU2wice]

i think he get's ungrounded in april :(

[Big McLargehuge]

hurray

[Sam]

I'M JUST A SQUIRREL TRYIN TO GET A NUT. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

kitten092601: what is your favorite candy or dessert item?
BiggieMclargeguy: Cheese cake >: jerk

kitten092601: I tried Kelly's cheesecake the other night - it was ok

kitten092601: not my favorite!

kitten092601: I would have to say ice creams wins that one!

BiggieMclargeguy: ice cream is a bunch of homos at a turkish bath
giving each other back rubs >:

[Sam]

ScruU2wice: yo
Switch Dingo: HEY
*** ScruU2wice signed off at Thu Mar 25 14:40:57 2004.

[Big McLargehuge]

BiggieMclargeguy: stop liking ice cream
BiggieMclargeguy: lol stop licking ice cream

[Sam]

BiggieMclargeguy: OMG
BiggieMclargeguy: I was in the Sunshine Kids when i was a child :(
Switch Dingo: what's taht?
BiggieMclargeguy: it was a singing group :( and we danced
Switch Dingo: did you do coreographed dances talking about the Rain Forest?
BiggieMclargeguy: No, but we dressed up in bright yellow cowboy outfits :(
Switch Dingo: LOL =( I'm sorry
Switch Dingo: I think that would be traumatizing
BiggieMclargeguy: MY dad made me watch a video of it the last time i went home :(
Switch Dingo: LOL
Switch Dingo: did he laugh in your face
BiggieMclargeguy: He showed it to all of my friends :(
Switch Dingo: did they laugh in your face
BiggieMclargeguy: yeah
Switch Dingo: I'm sorry
Switch Dingo: That's why I stay at home
Switch Dingo: so my parents won't miss making fun of me
BiggieMclargeguy: Parents are mean >:
BiggieMclargeguy: they are always telling me what to do >:
Switch Dingo: LOL KILL THEM =(
BiggieMclargeguy: But then they'd be sad :(
Switch Dingo: Not if you killed them both at the same time :rolleyes
BiggieMclargeguy: oh, YOU GOT ME THERE LOL

[Big McLargehuge]

BiggieMclargeguy: i am not a homo i don't save all my aim conversations
kitten092601: what?
BiggieMclargeguy: only homos save their aim conversations :-(
kitten092601: ok - where did that come from?
BiggieMclargeguy: homos

[Sam]

I can't help it, it saves automatically. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

So your computer automatically detects that you are a homo and takes a homo action for you?

[Sam]

:(
I got nothing.

[Big McLargehuge]

Hey baby do you like it when i BUMP you like that?

[The Retro Kat]

Switch Dingo: I BETTER FOIL YOU AND SEE THROUGH YOUR HIGH PRODUCTION VALUES COSTUIME
Super Retro Guy: LIEK, SHUT UP, I BET SOMETIMES YOU SLEEP ON YOUR ARM
Switch Dingo: YAJ SO WHAT
Switch Dingo signed off at 9:30:20 PM.
Super Retro Guy: LIEK, OMG
Previous message was not received by Switch Dingo because of error: User Switch Dingo is not available.

[executioneer]

lol butch cassidy and the sunshine kids :lol

-willie

[The Retro Kat]

LIEK, HOW BOUT THAT OC?

[executioneer]

http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/images/Radios%20Page/radio-punchyno.JPG

HOW BOUT IT

-willie

[HickMan]

:lol

[Mike]

Nevermind.

[The Retro Kat]

Holy shit, that has to be the coolest radio evar.

[The Retro Kat]

PutYourToeInYou: I'LL TELL. AND THEN PUNCH YOU INTO A TARSH CAN
PutYourToeInYou: :<
Super Retro Guy: ILL FEED YOU AND ACORN
PutYourToeInYou: I HATE YOU WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY
Super Retro Guy: I HATE YOU WHEN UR DRUNK
Previous message was not received by PutYourToeInYou because of error: User PutYourToeInYou is not available.

Super Retro Guy: DAMMIT, FOILED AGAIN
Previous message was not received by PutYourToeInYou because of error: User PutYourToeInYou is not available.


That sonofabitch, i love you

[HickMan]

I LOUVE YOU

[ScruU2wice]

no one's on right now beside me and retro :(

[The Retro Kat]

Bobo is on.

[Matt Harty]

If you mix green and pink gum it makes orange. :/

[ScruU2wice]

I need to read another half a chapter in the Great Gatsby and i absolutely hate it :(

[camacazio]

I really liked that book. I loved reading it, but I absolutely hated the "stylistic analysis" that followed. That part was bullshit.

[Matt Harty]

I remember watching the movie in class and hearing the girls shriek when the woman basically got split in half by the car.

[HickMan]

cool

[Matt Harty]

Hi

[Big McLargehuge]

Hey dudes, what is going on in here?

[ScruU2wice]

some bumping

[HickMan]

PutYourToeInYou: HEY
PutYourToeInYou: HEY
PutYourToeInYou: SHUT UP
PutYourToeInYou: SHUT UP
PutYourToeInYou: NO
PutYourToeInYou: NO
PutYourToeInYou: I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP
PutYourToeInYou: I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP
PutYourToeInYou: NOBODY LIKES A COPYCAT
PutYourToeInYou: NOBODY LIKES A COPYCAT
PutYourToeInYou: :<
PutYourToeInYou: :<
PutYourToeInYou: FAG
PutYourToeInYou: FAG

[Big McLargehuge]

YOu know what? It has been a while since i BUMPED.

[Big McLargehuge]

PutYourToeInYou: you gash dangit doofus butt :<
BiggieMclargeguy: THOSE ARE STRONG WORDS
PutYourToeInYou: I KANO
BiggieMclargeguy: you should be careflul running around with words like that
BiggieMclargeguy: youc ould trip and break your face
PutYourToeInYou: that's true :(
PutYourToeInYou: but i just cant help it :(. i'm a bad boy
BiggieMclargeguy: do you have a leather jacket and smoke Malboros?
PutYourToeInYou: i have asthma :( but i drink beer
BiggieMclargeguy: i dont know if bad dudes are allowed to have asthma you might have to get that cleared with the board
BiggieMclargeguy: But beer is a bad dudes drink
BiggieMclargeguy: you should try whiskey
PutYourToeInYou signed off at 3:18:27 PM.


I AM BEGGINING TO DOUBT JUST HOW BAD YOU ARE.

[The Retro Kat]

BONES

[Big McLargehuge]

I LIKE MY BONES WHEN THEY GO BUMP

[camacazio]

A friend of mine, with a couple other friends, put on a play for her senior project. I went tonight. As a good friend, I said it was good.

Long story short, I have to go see it again tomorrow. :(

[da blob]

so it's THAT bad ?

[Matt Harty]

I saw Jersey Girl last night. :(

[Snatchtastic]

Was it a good movie?

[Matt Harty]

Yeah I really liked it, I think that means i'm gay. :/

[Cap'n Crunch]

Shut up we don't talk to fags. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

I NEED TO TAKE A SHOWER, BUT I AM ALL LIKE "FUCK IT"

[Big McLargehuge]

EVERYTHING WE KNOW ABOUT TIME AND SPACE IS WRONG :eek PAGE 85 OF 84 :eek

EDIT: THE WORLD IS RIGHT AGAIN.

[Cap'n Crunch]

One time my brother shit his pants and it got all over. :( It happened last year. He was 21. :lol

[Big McLargehuge]

"FUCK IT"

[camacazio]

I just got home. The play wasn't too bad the second time.

[camacazio]

I'm not going to make another post until I think of something funny.

[The Retro Kat]

Bye then.

[ScruU2wice]

i missed a couple days here :(

[The Retro Kat]

Not too much happened, my nails grew a little.

[The Retro Kat]

OptimusPrime609: hey dude, whats up
AllThatsLeft17: who
AllThatsLeft17: is this
OptimusPrime609: steve
OptimusPrime609: whats up
AllThatsLeft17: nothing much
AllThatsLeft17: steve who?
OptimusPrime609: dont fucking pull my leg, dude
AllThatsLeft17: yeah fuck you
OptimusPrime609: dude, i know who likes u
AllThatsLeft17 signed off at 12:00:53 AM.



Hell know nothing cause hes gay like that and it says i like men in his profile i swear to god guys im not even joking about this searusly

[Snatchtastic]

NEVA 4get!!!

[Matt Harty]

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:(

[Snatchtastic]

While you're using the computer? MATT NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Matt Harty]

OH SHIT LOL COURSE NOT :lol

[HickMan]

Three of my friends died in a car accident last night. There's a thread in general blabber :(

[Matt Harty]

I say you walk there anyway. Otherwise, at least you wanted to pay your respects. :/

[HickMan]

True, but it's over now :(. I'll never forgive myself for this. I shoulda walked. Even though I'm a honkey :/

[Emu]

what's a honkey

[Snatchtastic]

HONK! HONK!

Carry a strap Hick Man!

Sorry to hear the bad news :(

[HickMan]

I heard what happened there, and I'm kinda glad I didn't go :(. Everybody was crying and everybody stayed at the school for a lot longer. So, our school, being as evil (even though a christian school) decided to start selling pizza and pop :(. I think that's terrible. :<

[Big McLargehuge]

That is pretty souless :(

[Matt Harty]

I dunno, maybe they were eating the pain away. :/


Anyways... she's leaving. :( :( :(

[Snatchtastic]

The Sopranos last night was excellent.

[Sam]

Switch Dingo: HEY
Switch Dingo: YOU AREn'T A FAG
BiggieMclargeguy: THANKS MAN
Switch Dingo: SERIOUSLY
BiggieMclargeguy: YOU ALSO AREN'T A FAG
Switch Dingo: HEY
Switch Dingo: I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT
Switch Dingo: YOU'RE GOING ON MY CHRISTMAS CARD LIST
BiggieMclargeguy: CHRISTMAS :ROLLEYUES
Switch Dingo: CUZ THEY DON'T MAKE HAUNAKAH CARDS =(
BiggieMclargeguy: :(
BiggieMclargeguy: WHAT ABOUT FESTIVUS :ROLLEYES
Switch Dingo: WHAT's thAT =(
BiggieMclargeguy: SEINFIELD
BiggieMclargeguy: DUH

[Big McLargehuge]

SEINFEILD IS GAY

[Matt Harty]

Leaving.... :(

[Big McLargehuge]

WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID :lol

[Matt Harty]

No, she's leaving. :(

[HickMan]

:(

[Sam]

TURN THOSE FROWNS UPSIDE DOWN! :)

[Matt Harty]

leaving

[Big McLargehuge]

BiggieMclargeguy: THE PIMP THE BITCH AND THE MAGIC BEANS
BiggieMclargeguy: BILBO BULBOUS BILBO SOLO HOBBIT HERO
Switch Dingo: OMG
Switch Dingo: IS THAT THAT BAND STILL
BiggieMclargeguy: yeah
BiggieMclargeguy: WHAT HAS HE GOT IN HIS POCKETSESS? FAT HOBBIT COCKESES!!!
Switch Dingo: LOL
Switch Dingo: COKESIS
BiggieMclargeguy: FAT NASTY HOBBIT COCKSISES

[Sam]

I'm still not seeing upside down frowns. >:

[Matt Harty]

gone forever

[Big McLargehuge]

FOREVER :(

[Sam]

You guys are depressing. :(

[Matt Harty]

forever....

[Big McLargehuge]

I am going to go eat lunch with my friend :( if i see her i will tell her to come back.

[Sam]

gone

[Matt Harty]

:( so far...

[ProfessorCool]

Hey kids i like to obey all the rules, do you?

[ScruU2wice]

So theres this girl at work and i'm really getting more and more attracted to her, even though I really really don't want to. The other day she was taking customers at the register and i was doing some other random task. She gets a customer who accidently ripped a 50 lb. bag of fertilizer and wanted to get another one, so she asked me if i'd get another one for her. Almost automatically i found myself walkin down to the garden section to get the bag that i wasn't sure i woulda went to get if anybody else asked me to. It was really heavy but i tried not showing and i layed it in the cart acting like it was nothing. She thanked me and I went on my way eating myself up for being submissive to her seductive will.

:(

[Big McLargehuge]

hey guys i went to eat and then my friend was all like "LETS GO TO ZIA" and then i bought In Absentia by Porcupine Tree.

[Cap'n Crunch]

BRRR WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT BOY

[Big McLargehuge]

When I Was Delivered, I Cleared My Nostrils And Spanked My Own Ass
Later That Day, I Invented A Silicone Based Protein That Cured The World
Hunger And Brought About World Peace
I Owed A Multi Billion Dollar Corporation By The Time I Was Six
And You Can Too

I Won The Nashville Chili Cook Off
Home On The Prairie, Mother Fucker
Big Trucks And Little Women, I Take 'Em Skinny Dipping
You Want The Life I'm Living, Who The Fuck You Kidding
I Circumcised Myself With My Bare Hands
Grizzly Adams, Mother Bitches

Don't Need An Elevator, I'll Take The Stairs
I Wrestle Alligators, I Ain't No Square
I Don't Need Toilet Paper, I'll Use My Hands
And Wipe 'Em On Your Face, 'Cause I'm The Man

I Once Slapped A Guy So Hard His Mom Lit On Fire
And That Bitch Lives In Alaska
You Figure It Out
So You See, My Little Bitches
If You Buy One Minute And 48 Second Seminar
You Too Could Become The Champion Of The World
I'm Joking, You're A Loser

When I Take Off My Shirt Even Old Ladies Flock To Me
I'm Like Don Johnson, You Fucks
Don't Need An Elevator, I'll Take The Stairs
I Wrestle Alligators, I Ain't No Square
I Don't Need Toilet Paper, I'll Use My Hands
And Wipe 'Em On Your Face 'Cause I'm The Man

Champ-pion, Champ-pion, Champ-pion
Champion Of The World

Champ-pion, Champ-pion, Champ-pion
Champion Of The World

Champ-pion, Champ-pion, Champ-pion
Champion Of The World

Champ-pion, Champ-pion, Champ-pion
I'm The Champ, You're The Peon

[ScruU2wice]

bump :/

[Ghost of Fraiser]

There should be a nerd teen drama starring you guys, when one of you commit suicide by drinking the liquid in those stridex pads.

[ScruU2wice]

theres liquid in them now :eek

[Ghost of Fraiser]

WAS :eek

[Big McLargehuge]

SUICIDE IS FUNNY BUT DORIS SAYS IT IS NOT FUNNY :(

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Doris is fat, fatter than you

[Sajuuk]

Did you know that Willie wants to commit suicide?

[Big McLargehuge]

Doris is fat, fatter than you

Doris is really tiny :(

[liquidstatik]

i need a one-word name to use on the boards... i dun like the name liquidstatik. :(

something with four or five letters. :/

[Matt Harty]

Doris :(

[Mike]

You shall be: Bingo


"and bingo was his name-o"

[Big McLargehuge]

How about Cindy?

[ScruU2wice]

Bonzai

[Matt Harty]

4-5 LETTERS DING DONG >:

[HickMan]

How about Cindy?

http://www.wxs.nl/upload_mm/d/3/1/1998132219_1999997675_cindylauper.jpg
WHAT ABOUT HER///

[Big McLargehuge]

She is the second hottest girl from the eighties, high fives to the person who can guess the first.

[The Retro Kat]

Kathy Najimy



Bump.

[Big McLargehuge]

NO BUT GOOD TRY

[The Retro Kat]

MOLLY RINGWALD?

[Sam]

NO IT'S MOLLY RINGWALD GUYS. SERIOUS. :)

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Cindy Margolis?

[agroskaterik]

Elizabeth Daily?

[Sam]

NO IT'S MOLLY RINGWALD GUYS. SERIOUS. :)

Switch Dingo: IS THE FIRST HOTTEST GIRL FROM THE 80's PUNKY BURSTER?
BiggieMclargeguy: nope
BiggieMclargeguy: you lose
Switch Dingo: FOILED
BiggieMclargeguy: Molly Ringwald is the right answer :(
Switch Dingo: IOH

:rolleyes

[Big McLargehuge]

*HIGHFIVESRETROCAT*

[Matt Harty]

Nobody even fucking IM's me anymore i'm never signing on again.

[Sam]

I IM YOU ALL THE TIME :(

DOESN'T THAT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?

[Matt Harty]

I SAVED, I THOUGHT THAT MEANT SOMETHING.

[ScruU2wice]

I think statik get's ungrounded soon :)

[Matt Harty]

Good, are any of you suprised Meatman ,UPC or Arrowx never really touched this thread?

[ProfessorCool]

Mr. Jiggyfly I have great news...

[ScruU2wice]

bump

[Big McLargehuge]

HEY GUYS I AM GOING TO GO FOR A WHILE, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. :(

[ScruU2wice]

last time someone said that i didn't worry and i forgot about them :(

do you want me to forget about you :tear

[ProfessorCool]

Last time someone said that to me, they died from a fall off a bridge. :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

DON'T YOU, FORGET ABOUT ME.

[ScruU2wice]

ok lets all make a pact to loose our virginity before we graduate.

[Matt Harty]

BUT BEFORE WE DO.... ROAD TRIP

[ScruU2wice]

i hope this is not another teen movie

[Big McLargehuge]

OK I AM BACK, I WANT REPORTS OF WHAT WENT ON WHILE I WAS GONE, IN TRIPLICATE.

[ProfessorCool]

hey today was my Ferris Bueller's Day off

I'm not fucking good at this :(

[executioneer]

i'm going to go to bed now i'll see you in dreams

-willie

[liquidstatik]

I think statik get's ungrounded soon :)

UNGROUNDED TODAY!!!11

[liquidstatik]

Oh and I might get a name-change to reakon :/ I think it looks cool and it's pronounced recon!

[liquidstatik]

SPAM.;

[Matt Harty]

Sorry if you change your name we're going to have to go through the whole friend process again. >:

I DONT KNOW YOU

[The Retro Kat]

Good, are any of you suprised Meatman ,UPC or Arrowx never really touched this thread?

Yeah I am, but thank fucking god. I just said that to BUMP

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Time to give this thread a fully body massage, with some vinegar, rosepetals, and a touch of vanilla.

[The Retro Kat]

Damn, no suprises.

[Sajuuk]

Are any of you sad that I forced my way into this thread?

[Big McLargehuge]

All my friends are all doing boring stuff right now :(

[Matt Harty]

Like what?

[Snatchtastic]

HELLBOY COMES OUT TODAY :D

[Big McLargehuge]

Like what?


It was last night they were all doing homework or reading or something and one of my friends went out of town and i was left to my own devices without any of them to amuse me >:

[ScruU2wice]

my throat hurts and it's hard to swallow :(








yeah, and it hurts exactly why you think it does >:

[Big McLargehuge]

BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: You're forgiven.

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BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: OK. I'll forgive you this time...
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: Cool, no problem.
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: OK! It's forgotten.
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: OK, no problem. Just don't let it happen again! ;)
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: K, don't worry 'bout it.
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: OK! It's forgotten.
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: That's cool.
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: Cool, no problem!
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: OK. I'll forgive you this time...
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: That's cool.
BiggieMclargeguy: :(
SmarterChild: :(
BiggieMclargeguy: sry :(
SmarterChild: K, don't worry 'bout it.
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: OK. I'll forgive you this time...
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: OK, no problem. Just don't let it happen again. ;)
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: That's cool.

[ScruU2wice]

Sajuuk your sig is too big again, but your avatar is cool now. I'm so conflicted :(

[ScruU2wice]

woa my post totally disappeared :eek

edit: there it is

[liquidstatik]

BONE THUGS N HARMONY is the best rap ever. :/

[liquidstatik]

<<BONE THUGS(avatar image)

[Cap'n Crunch]

SEE YOU AT THE CROSSROATS

[liquidstatik]

SO YOU WONT BE LONELY

[Cap'n Crunch]

HEY STATIK I HATE YOU. :lol :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

JK :(

[liquidstatik]

:(:(

[liquidstatik]

I wander what happened to BONE. :/

[liquidstatik]

http://www.bonethugsnharmony.com/

edit- VIDEO FOR THE SONG BELOW(http://www.bonethugsnharmony.com/video/homevid_300.asx)
its only some of the video. :(

[liquidstatik]

Everybody download -

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - Home (Feat. Phil Collins)

[Cap'n Crunch]

:rolleyes @ Bones Thugs - N - Harmony

[liquidstatik]

hit a beat y0.. hit a beat!

GREW UP ON DA BACK OF DA BUS
GROWIN UP IN DA WORLD OF DA RACIST STUF
ONLY LUV 4 MY NIGGAZ THO
EXCEPT THE GAY NIGGAZ THAT LIKE TO SOW >:

[Big McLargehuge]

my roomate likes bone thugs.

[liquidstatik]

he should >:

[Big McLargehuge]

HE ALSO LIKES THE WHITE STRIPES SO HE DOESN'T HAVE MUCH SAY IN "GOOD MUSIC" OMG WHILE I WAS TYPING THIS THE BONE THUGS SONG WHERE THEY ARE ALL "JUST CALL ME BIGGIE BIGGIE" CAME ON :eek

[liquidstatik]

werd

[liquidstatik]

I tried to make it small and big at the same time. It didn't work. :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

LIKE THIS?

[liquidstatik]

No

[ScruU2wice]

I hate being sick

[liquidstatik]

i miss wiffles :(

[Sam]

WHERE'S R. KELLY WHEN YOU NEED HIM.

AM I RIGHT LADIES?

[liquidstatik]

you mean girlies? :(

[Sam]

DO I?

[liquidstatik]

only u may truly know :o

[Sam]

THERE IS NO SPOON. >:

[ScruU2wice]

whats been going on guys?

[ScruU2wice]

I just watched the Proud Family, it was so funny in a racist way that people who watch disney wouldn't get :lol

[liquidstatik]

Proud Family is always racist. :o

[Emu]

ALL shows starring black families are racist. :/ Except Family Matters, because Erkel is a bitch



oh, and My Brother and Me

[ScruU2wice]

well i didn't know that :rolleyes

[The Retro Kat]

My leg hurts

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/TheRetroKat/scrape1.jpg

[liquidstatik]

it should

[Snatchtastic]

Spray RAID on it :O

[ScruU2wice]

how the fuck did that happen? and don't say pogoing...

[Cap'n Crunch]

I did that same thing a few years ago. :( I tripped on this gay rock when I was running and I cut it on this bench in the same spot. I could see my bone because the skin was so close. :( It's a little scar now. :(

[liquidstatik]

IT MUST BE YA ASS CUZ IT AINT YA FACE
CUZ UZ A TIP DRILL
YEH UZ A TIP DRILL

[Matt Harty]

My shins are hurting on the inside :(

[ScruU2wice]

My throat still hurts but now im talking in a deep thick sexy voice...

[Matt Harty]

HOW DOES THAT FEEL, BABY?

[ScruU2wice]

I really don't visit any other threads in mockwars than this one.

I'm so hungry my fingers are shaking :/

[Sam]

MAYBE YOU SHOULD EAT SOMETHING THEN. >:

AND STOP BITCHING.

[ScruU2wice]

I DID >:


AND NO

[Sam]

YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO COMPLY.

IF COMPIANCE DOES NOT OCCUR, THEN YOU SHALL BE DEALT WITH.

[ScruU2wice]

why do all my sex dreams end this way... :(

[Sam]

LACK OF COMPLIANCE. PREPARE TO BE PUNISHED.

http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/neko2002_ikegami_248.jpg

You've been jumped by the Giant Hamtaro Rape Monster.

Giant Hamtaro Rape Monster hits you for 34 points of damage.


DO YOU ATTACK, DEFEND, FLEE, OR USE MAGIC?

[Big McLargehuge]

HEY GUYS SAM LIED ABOUT BEING DRUNK >:

[ScruU2wice]

I will use my magic to summon Squirtle

http://www.bugigangue.com.br/bugigangue/html/galeria/bugifoto/imagens/squirtle.jpg