I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Tadao]

Turn it in to Nadar anyways.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/pagebrak4eva.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

FREE HAM FOR NO ONE.

[Fathom Zero]

I guess I can go back to not buying from Omaha Steaks, then. :\

[Kitsa]

Their feedback on facebook is hilarious. I love "the Great Ham Scam"!

[Aaarg]

Aren't they one of those companies that sells meat out of their trucks? I guess they just deliver meat.

One time somebody came to the door trying to sell frozen meat and my sister bought some because the guy's shirt said "nobody beats our meat."

SIGH.

[Grislygus]

Fuck the product, I would have bought the shirt

[creeposaurus]

er8H8su7KcI

[Chojin]

i'd be tempted to write them a nasty letter all about early termination of business contracts but i really can't be fuct

also i think the world has enough legal threats in it

[Aaarg]

sometimes i pretend one of my cats is a pokemon and he just says "greybo greybo greybo! grey-bo? greyboooooo!"

yes i have a cat named greybo

he has a different name at the vet's office because greybo.

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[k0k0]

I had a cat named Blacky, who was black and my girlfriend didn't want me using her real name at the vets so they wouldn't think we were racist. I told her it wasn't racist, the cat was black. The vet made more of a deal about my dog being named Puppy than the cat being Blacky.

I once had a couple of homeless drifters stay in my house for 3 weeks. I was trying to get with the girl drifter. Anyways, the guy drifter's nickname was Whitey even though he was black. Was pretty funny shit when he'd introduce himself to people. I never got with the girl drifter, although I did see her naked a few times.

[Aaarg]

my grandmother had a black poodle named spook and one time some neighborhood kid (black kid) asked her what her dog's name was, she paused for a minute and said fido or some generic dog name.

[Esuohlim]

So I was browsing the SA forums (shut it) and I came across this post. Spoilered for table-breaking.

http://i.imgur.com/mEcfV.png

[Fathom Zero]

lol but srsly he's dumb

[Pentegarn]

That's the most coherent thing he has ever posted anywhere

[Zhukov]

He's actually homeless :lol


That's actually terrible. Why does he act like such a toss? I'd send him money if he didn't.

[creeposaurus]

I had a goldfish named Henry cos he was glutton

[King Hadas]

There seems to be something wrong with the birthday bar at the bottom of the forum. What could it be? I guess we'd all better just take a look then huh.

[k0k0]

Keep fishing, I'm not gonna be the first person to say it.

[Aaarg]

hadas does your avatar hamburger have fingers in it?

[King Hadas]

maybe, might just be a bit of grease though. Or some refried beans. or a slice of folded ham.

[Aaarg]

oh well happy birthday anyway enjoy your cheesefinger

[Esuohlim]

Happt birhjday king midas

[Chojin]

MORE LIKE HAPPY BANDAY

CHEESEBURGER MAN

[Fathom Zero]

Oh cheeseburgers equal bans. That's cool.

[Dixie]

yo, happy birthday hadassssssssss

[Aaarg]

small towns are pretty awesome all right.

i got a haircut and the shop only takes cash/checks, he just said "you can come back and pay later." wow really? that trusting? sweet.

i had to call to schedule a heating oil delivery (what the fuck is this, 1967?) and i guess we don't have an account with this company so the lady was asking where the house is, eventually asking "are you renting from the halls?" "yeah." "all right, i know where it is." what the fuck, sweet. i hate having to explain "we're the small green house on the left just after the day care (that nobody ever notices)."

[Chojin]

Oh cheeseburgers equal bans. That's cool.

SARCASM IS WORTH AN INFRACTION

http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/donner-party/sig.gif

[Pentegarn]

That a new emoticon then?

[Tadao]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

[Womti]

:(

[Evil Robot II]

http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k545/fishmonger69/hardcore.jpg

[Aaarg]

actually when i get out of the shower the first thing i put on is a tie as well

[Grislygus]

FUCK GODADDY.COM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK GODADDY.COM SCREW THIS I'M WAITING TILL THE MORNING FUCK GODADDY.COM WITH A RAILROAD SPIKE HOW'S THAT FOR A PRODUCT ENDORSEMENT

[Pentegarn]

You forgot scantily clad women doing vaguely lesbian things together

[Fathom Zero]

FUCK GODADDY.COM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK GODADDY.COM SCREW THIS I'M WAITING TILL THE MORNING FUCK GODADDY.COM WITH A RAILROAD SPIKE HOW'S THAT FOR A PRODUCT ENDORSEMENT

You seem a little tense.

[Tadao]

He couldn't get off. :(

[Colonel Flagg]

I had to look GODADDY.COM up on Wikipedia, and I still don't know what it is - shows how plugged into the interwebs I am. :(

There's even a GODADDY.COM Bowl game. WTH?

[Fathom Zero]

They have commercials with sexy ladies.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Yeah like danica patrick :rolleyes

[Tadao]

and Joan Rivers :wank

[k0k0]

and Amy Winehouse :shocked

[MarioRPG]

They have commercials with sexy ladies.

Oh that GoDaddy. :rolleyes

[Grislygus]

I WITHDRAW MY RAGE AT GODADDY.COM, THEIR CUSTOMER SERVICE WAS VERY SATISFACTORY AND "MELISSA" WAS PATIENT, HELPFUL, AND FIXED MY PROBLEMS

[Fathom Zero]

va bene

[Aaarg]

her name was probably alyssa and she's going to be pissed because you got her name wrong i think she's actually reading this right now (hi alyssa)

[replicant]

Ugh! Minecraft has taken over my life. *sigh*

[creeposaurus]

Danica Patrick
Model, Spokeperson, Race Car Driver, Actress (?), Bitch

http://www.hummuslim.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Danica-Patrick.jpg

[Aaarg]

jesus christ i was just thinking "wow winnie cooper looks different as shit now" but that's a different danica apparently

danica is a name that more than one person has? more than one person in the public eye, at that?

what is this crazy mixed up world

[Zhukov]

That's strange. I'd never heard of the name before, but last night I met a Danica, and I was just chatting to her RIGHT NOW while I read through this thread.

[Chojin]

http://michaelkelly.artofeurope.com/karl.htm

oh shit lol

[Fathom Zero]

hey I remember that

[Zhukov]

'Hello Roy,' I say. 'What are you doing in Dusseldorf?'



No more explanation is required.

[Chojin]

my favorite part is how he needs to announce out loud that someone is completely wrapped in clingfilm after he does it

[Zhukov]

I like how clinical it all is, and how Roy says something like "COMMENCE" just before they start.

This is my favourite part:

'Uh-oh,' I say to Jetta. 'It is all going wrong.'

The crowd turns ugly. They storm the podium with various cries.

'Seize him.'

'Disarrange his clothing.'

'Take away his terrapin.'

'Confiscate his cling-film.'

'Banish him to a distant province.'

Because it's completely serious and all makes sense.

[Fathom Zero]

The worst part about being here is you can only kill yourself once.

[Shyandquietguy]

NSFW and Not safe for ears due to the mike being from an MP3 player! Turn down volume b4 starting k?

Hey guys, I just found out I can do part of Pops from Regular Show! (http://www.youtube.com/user/TheSurlygentleman?feature=mhee#p/a/u/0/02gKKz7Bnj4)

[Supafly345]

8QC6Ee8RbXc

[Guitar Woman]

Seperated from Chris Chan at birth?

[Womti]

:loveeyes

[Pentegarn]

Danica Patrick
Model, Spokeperson, Race Car Driver, Actress (?), Bitch

http://www.hummuslim.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Danica-Patrick.jpg

That is about the least flattering pic of her ever :lol

[Aaarg]

hey guys, keep your eyes to the skies in the middle of the night in the coming weeks
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/07/110725-double-meteor-shower-sky-show-space-science-perseid-aquarid/

:alien:

[Otto]

I've scheduled an appointment with my shrink and have a list of all the weird shit and suicide plans that run through my head when I hit a funk, if you don't hear from me after Wednesday the third, odds are I'm stuck in some urine-stained padded cell somewhere with a head full of Thorazine.

[Esuohlim]

10kV you haven't seen Stand and Deliver or Blade Runner? :eek OR BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA

[creeposaurus]

That is about the least flattering pic of her ever :lol


http://media.paddocktalk.com/assets/albums/37_Danica_Patrick_4.jpg


Thar we goooo

[Esuohlim]

TMBG released a non-children's album over a week ago and NOBODY TOLD ME? >:

[Fathom Zero]

lol

I'm out of the loop, too. My mommy had to tell me. :(

[Esuohlim]

I am quite excited. I'm not a fan of their kid's albums at all so I stopped paying attention to them for awhile because it felt like that's all they cared about these days

[Fathom Zero]

VLljOExtW6E

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Sounds aight.

[executioneer]

TMBG released a non-children's album over a week ago and NOBODY TOLD ME? >:
whoaaaa

[Fathom Zero]

There's also this (http://bit.ly/tmbg-dump) that I missed out on.

fGl508qjiSM

[Aaarg]

what else might they be?

i think they might be drug dealers.

>:|

[Colonel Flagg]

10kV you haven't seen Stand and Deliver

My favorite EJO movie. :thumbsup

[Colonel Flagg]

http://media.paddocktalk.com/assets/albums/37_Danica_Patrick_4.jpg

That is about how I picture Danica if she were wearing a burqa. :eek

[Colonel Flagg]

:pagebrak

Sorry. :(

[k0k0]

I've scheduled an appointment with my shrink and have a list of all the weird shit and suicide plans that run through my head when I hit a funk, if you don't hear from me after Wednesday the third, odds are I'm stuck in some urine-stained padded cell somewhere with a head full of Thorazine.

I was never suicidal, but due to drugs I've taken in the past, I did have pretty bad panic attacks at one time. I tried 6 different anti-anxiety/anti depressants which really fucked with me. Eventually the psychiatrist I was seeing told me to go to a mental hospital where they can monitor my anxiety drug usage and find the right one for me since I was having bad reactions to the ones I was taking.

When I got into the mental hospital, they took my shoe laces, belt, and a bunch of other shit from me. I then saw a doctor for all of 3 minutes who diagnosed my condition as bipolar and gave me lithium for it. Took a walk around and looked at all the crazies. Some were just crying and others making loud sounds in their rooms during the night. I got a headache so asked for tylenol, but instead they gave me ibuprophen, which later I found out increases the toxicity of the lithium I was taking. So I had some really fucked reactions.

It also didn't help that my roommate there was a normal old man by day, but a sleepwalking fuck face at night. He would just keep walking around our room, stomping and talking to himself. He would constantly get up in my face and ask me about people I didn't know or where his cigarettes were, where I hid them. One time he was talking about a guy with a giant cock. He was a really nice old dude until he slept. They wouldn't give me a different room either, so I got no sleep the whole night and slept during the day which they frowned upon because I was missing group therapy and all that bullshit.

So after the first day passed, I asked to be released. Since I was there on my own accord, it stipulated in the agreement that I signed when I went in that I could be let out within 4 hours of asking. I asked to be let out and they wouldn't let me. They said give it a day and we'll see. I gave it a day, 2 days, 3 days. On the third day, I asked if I could go outside. They said no, nobody is allowed outside. I told them I really felt like I was lacking in vitamin D. They let me out with a chaperone for 10 minutes and at the end of the 10 minutes, I ran for it. He caught me since I had no shoes on. On the 5th day they finally let me leave and I was a whole lot more fucked than I was when I came in. I don't recommend ever checking yourself into a mental hospital unless you're as crazy as some of the fuckers who are in there.

[Esuohlim]

My favorite EJO movie. :thumbsup

Hey Flagg, what's calcoolis? :picklehat

[Fathom Zero]

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/8379/982blredwardjamesolmos0.jpg

IT'S TOO BAD SHE WON'T LIVE. BUT THEN AGAIN... WHO DOES?

[ThrashO]

I was never suicidal, but due to drugs I've taken in the past, I did have pretty bad panic attacks at one time. I tried 6 different anti-anxiety/anti depressants which really fucked with me. Eventually the psychiatrist I was seeing told me to go to a mental hospital where they can monitor my anxiety drug usage and find the right one for me since I was having bad reactions to the ones I was taking.

When I got into the mental hospital, they took my shoe laces, belt, and a bunch of other shit from me. I then saw a doctor for all of 3 minutes who diagnosed my condition as bipolar and gave me lithium for it. Took a walk around and looked at all the crazies. Some were just crying and others making loud sounds in their rooms during the night. I got a headache so asked for tylenol, but instead they gave me ibuprophen, which later I found out increases the toxicity of the lithium I was taking. So I had some really fucked reactions.

It also didn't help that my roommate there was a normal old man by day, but a sleepwalking fuck face at night. He would just keep walking around our room, stomping and talking to himself. He would constantly get up in my face and ask me about people I didn't know or where his cigarettes were, where I hid them. One time he was talking about a guy with a giant cock. He was a really nice old dude until he slept. They wouldn't give me a different room either, so I got no sleep the whole night and slept during the day which they frowned upon because I was missing group therapy and all that bullshit.

So after the first day passed, I asked to be released. Since I was there on my own accord, it stipulated in the agreement that I signed when I went in that I could be let out within 4 hours of asking. I asked to be let out and they wouldn't let me. They said give it a day and we'll see. I gave it a day, 2 days, 3 days. On the third day, I asked if I could go outside. They said no, nobody is allowed outside. I told them I really felt like I was lacking in vitamin D. They let me out with a chaperone for 10 minutes and at the end of the 10 minutes, I ran for it. He caught me since I had no shoes on. On the 5th day they finally let me leave and I was a whole lot more fucked than I was when I came in. I don't recommend ever checking yourself into a mental hospital unless you're as crazy as some of the fuckers who are in there.

That was an awesome story :eek

[Colonel Flagg]

Hey Flagg, what's calcoolis? :picklehat

"Fill the hole!"

[Kitsa]

agreed :eek

edit: I mean, about the story.

[creeposaurus]

I don't recommend ever checking yourself into a mental hospital unless you're as crazy as some of the fuckers who are in there.

I was in there for about a month and boy was it a fucking nightmare.

The roomie they put me with was addicted to crack and was going through withdrawals so I could hear her scratching her skin off at night. Her bedsheets were covered in spots of blood all the time. I also saw some Russian guy's junk cos he was yelling at the nurses for making him get out of the bathroom while he was showering. There were also people fucking in their rooms. Yay.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I want the TIME OUT HOCKEY REF TAKE THE SURVEY AD turned into an emoticon.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Hey Flagg, what's calcoolis? :picklehat

b_N9P9PoG6Y

[Tadao]

It was MarioRPG who had to work at the crazy hotel, right?

[Seven Force]

Good thing you didn't talk to me, I encourage suicides

[Seven Force]

And abortions

[Seven Force]

And arboretums

[Aaarg]

hey arboretums are good

[Aaarg]

also abortion and suicide but in a different way, y'dig

[k0k0]

If you ever want to edit the text of a website or news site to mock someone, here's a tip. Works on firefox, not sure about others.

1. Go to website you'd like to edit.
2. Put this into the address bar and press enter:

javascript:document.body.contentEditable='true'; document.designMode='on'; void 0

3. Edit the text to your liking. It keeps the same font in place so it looks real. Then just take a print screen of it and then paste it into your favorite paint program. There you go. No need to use an editing program unless you want to change the pictures on the site.

[Kitsa]

I just saw the most awesome and magnificent tattoo I've ever seen in my life. Were it not dark and on a fairly frightening-looking man, I totally would have gone up and asked to take a pic of it :(

[k0k0]

I used to get that a lot with one of my tattoos, but since my skin is a bit darker due to being outside more, it's harder to see as clearly. It's a kitty cat fighting a snake.

I was cleaning out my friend's house and found a picture he had drawn in highschool of a cat fighting a snake. He got embarrassed when I asked if I could have it because it was funny. He hid it from me, then threw it in the trash. When he came over to my house the next day, I had it on my wall. He took it and put it in his closet at his house again. So I stole it from him again, took it to the tattoo parlor and said I wanted the same kind of picture, but drawn better. After about 3 days of design work they contacted me to come get my tat and I did. Got me a cat fighting a snake on my arm now and my friend didn't like it.

[Kitsa]

This guy had two big raised moles on his bicep, and the topless pinup lady was lined up just right. It was completely perfect. I was in awe.

[k0k0]

Oh nice! I would have taken a picture of it or asked him if I could at least. But I could see not wanting to upset a big scary dude if I were a girl.

[Kitsa]

I smiled at him a lot, so he probably thought I was insane. If I see him again, I might ask.

[Aaarg]

one time i was an an ihop with the only person i've ever met from the internet. he had the biggest smile on his face, and i asked what was funny, he said nothing. he sent me a text message that said "the guy behind you has a yoda tattoo."

also this gal that came into my food lion (FUCK) every so often had a quarter-sleeve? half-sleeve? i don't know, her shoulder-to-elbow was covered with a KISS tattoo.

[k0k0]

I have the cheese from Rocko's Modern Life on my right bicep. He is the best character on the show.

http://i.imgur.com/eDOUX.jpg

I was going to get a jar of mayo on my left bicep, but eh, I have that space saved for something truly wacky in the future.

[Aaarg]

my pasty white flesh is pasty and white all over!!!!!

[k0k0]

Can't see all the detail since my camera was 100 bucks about 4 years ago. My roommate is the one with all the cool cameras and accessories.

http://i596.photobucket.com/albums/tt42/k0k0them0nkey/kittenvssnake.jpg

[ThrashO]

I have the cheese from Rocko's Modern Life on my right bicep. He is the best character on the show.

http://i.imgur.com/eDOUX.jpg

I was going to get a jar of mayo on my left bicep, but eh, I have that space saved for something truly wacky in the future.

Holy shit! He's better than the salami and the bologna combined! :rock

[Zomboid]

My landlord is having the vents cleaned. It's not even 9AM on a Saturday morning. So fucking glad that I didn't get drunk last night and have to wake up to let these people in to drag a giant hose over to the furnace and start what sounds like a very old generator.

[MarioRPG]

It was MarioRPG who had to work at the crazy hotel, right?

I've worked at an mental health clinic (asylum). Did I make a thread about my stories? If not, I should have... there were a few good ones in all the crazy. But yeah, they do tend to have kind of a no bs policy. I didn't deal with any self-admits but once you are in there they want to do everything to make sure you are well and not going to be a danger to yourself / others. Then again things may be a little different where I was any how.

Also, k0k0 love the idea of the cheese tattoo. Man, it's been ages since I've seen that show.

[Tadao]

I remember you saying a few things about work, but Newman is throwing me off.

[creeposaurus]

I remember someone telling me the shaving cream was actually dinosaur sperm when I watched that movie for the 408738758347953874598374th time. I lol'd.

Edit: Or it might've been whipped cream. I don't member.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

My landlord is having the vents cleaned. It's not even 9AM on a Saturday morning. So fucking glad that I didn't get drunk last night and have to wake up to let these people in to drag a giant hose over to the furnace and start what sounds like a very old generator.

:double entedre

[Zomboid]

I expected that.

[Kitsa]

One of the rare times my dad was funny happened when my mom said something about the mean old lady across the street getting her vents out every year and he said, "She needs them blown out."

Ever since, I have equated vent-cleaning with an air hose up some mean old lady's cooter.

[creeposaurus]

One of the rare times my dad was funny happened when my mom said something about the mean old lady across the street getting her vents out every year and he said, "She needs them blown out."

Ever since, I have equated vent-cleaning with an air hose up some mean old lady's cooter.

:lol

I love when my parents do that

[Kitsa]

vents *blown* out, hard to concentrate when there's a pooping toddler in the vicinity :(

[Esuohlim]

Hey GW, Actor Game's waiting. On the double, son

[Esuohlim]

fucker

[k0k0]

fucker

I know right. I feel like I'm in line to use the bathroom and there's nothing but ladies in front of me. (no offense ladies, but you're slow)

[Esuohlim]

Maybe he's busy trying to find someone to hold his PURSE haha just kidding let's give the ladies a hand :picklehat

[Grislygus]

THAT THREAD MADE ME REMEMBER HOW THE PROPHECY WAS MY FAVORITE VIGGO MORTENSON MOVIE EVER AND THAT NO ONE ELSE REMEMBERS HE WAS EVEN IN IT. THANK YOU YOUTUBE FOR BEING AT MY BECK AND CALL:

t0whnAYgGLA

[Dimnos]

Hey GW, Actor Game's waiting. On the double, son

Should we just skip him? You know he is going to give me David Tennant.

[Kitsa]

(no offense ladies, but you're slow)


http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/bathroom_instructions_men_women.png

[Guitar Woman]

I haven't seen any of my mystery actor's movies, you guys are going to have to skip me until I download Spun and Scott Pilgrim today

Also, David Tennant has like one movie, I'd pick someone we can actually do the thread with.

[Pentegarn]

If yer gonna skip yer turn then send the next poster after you their actor/acrtess

[Tadao]

Easy enough, right? Good. Don't fuck it up.

:rolleyes

[k0k0]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/bathroom_instructions_men_women.png

70 percent of the time we'll just piss in the corner on the way in.

[Kitsa]

I love the big splashes on either side of the urinal. It's so true.

[k0k0]

I've had friends who have had actual pissing contests to try and get the ceiling wet when drunk.

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

[Guitar Woman]

FUCK GUYS I HAD THINGS TO DO OUTSIDE ALL RIGHT

GODDDDDDDD

[k0k0]

This is why we can't have nice things.

[Fathom Zero]

:dylansnipples

[Dimnos]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/bathroom_instructions_men_women.png

Why do you have step one if you are just going to step two?

[Esuohlim]

I haven't seen any of my mystery actor's movies, you guys are going to have to skip me until I download Spun and Scott Pilgrim today

:rolleyes :rolleyes

[executioneer]

bathroom picture

some guys do actually do those last three steps believe it or not >:

[Esuohlim]

I DON'T BELIEVE IT

WE ARE ALL DISGUSTING

[Zhukov]

Last three, maybe, but certainly not the last four. Good grief.

[executioneer]

i wasn't 100% sure what the fourth to last even represented to be honest

[Esuohlim]

Using toilet paper?

How gross!

[Chojin]

clearly it's the one where you wrap yourself in clingfilm

[Zhukov]

Have you run out of toilet paper? I happen to have several rolls of clingfilm wrap on my person, perhaps that would serve?

[Kitsa]

Weirdly enough, the only place I ever saw pink toilet paper in a public restroom was in France.

I figured, you know, France.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I haven't seen any of my mystery actor's movies, you guys are going to have to skip me until I download Spun and Scott Pilgrim today

Also, David Tennant has like one movie, I'd pick someone we can actually do the thread with.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51P729PG3EL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

Download this instead of Scott Pilgrim.

[Nick]

Ever notice we hardly ever use any of these emoticons?

:flagninja

[Kitsa]

tadao used the mommy defense squad one on me in the Gabby Gaga thread.

[Nick]

I think someone added these to make people easier targets to single out. That's just what I think, though.

:chuckleworthy

[k0k0]

http://i.imgur.com/f3MfI.gif

[mew barios]

there's 1000 years of forbidden history hidden in those emoticons :o at least i kinda remember making a few of them 10 years ago when i used to drink heavily :themoreyouknow

[Fathom Zero]

gigh quality emotes

[Chojin]

the only ones i remember hating are

:lol2 and :boot

[Nick]

I swear I've never noticed these before.
:whitepig:gigh:bacos:barnstar

[creeposaurus]

:hourglass

[Fathom Zero]

http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2011/08/topiarycourt.jpg (http://gizmodo.com/5826501/this-is-topiary-lulzsec-mastermind)

gw why you do the hacks

[Tadao]

FER SHAME NIGGA

[Esuohlim]

I hate the smile emoticon!

Also this one :conspiracy

[creeposaurus]

It's not an emoticon but I like this

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a23/creeposaurus/6445.jpg

[ThrashO]

Get rid of the useless ones and use this one:

http://www.underground-gamer.com/imagebucket/PRAMPICKLE1.jpeg

prampickle

:bacos:lurker:barnstar:troutslap:hourglass

[Grislygus]

THE BARNSTAR STAYS

[Fathom Zero]

Grislygus got a barnstar for tireless effort in the salvation of I-Mockery.

[MarioRPG]

Hey, to be fair I've seen that Days Of Our Lives one used twice since I've been here so hold your horses!!!

[Chojin]

http://axecop.com/index.php/acepisodes/read/xmas2010/

[Grislygus]

alright, who else reads axe cop

[Chojin]

a lot of these have some historical significance to the site

:whitepig is for the white plastic pig saga, where we were supposed to take a white plastic pig on adventures and then mail him to another forumgoer to continue the story

:oao is from the mock wars when mockery called the one and only a wiener. for some reason.

:barnstar is from our feud with wikipedia, when they wanted to remove the i-mockery article and replace it with a 'roger barr' article, because they were unsure that i-mockery actually existed or something. they give each other barnstars over there, which are like handjobs between people with aspergers.

:chuckleworthy is from the recent incident with zug, i'm surprised some of you don't know what it is. also it's a callback to a very old i-mock meme involving schimid (aka fagboy, aka pizzaguy).

:gigh is from a rant from carnivore about 'gigh-quality' posts, then helm made gigh into an emoticon to mock his typo and hubris

:notfunny from the law4kidz strips, which is pretty much i-mockery's hallmark moment in the annals of internet memes. probably should have gotten a lot more use during the recent pram maven saga.

:oneofthosedays from the cd-i mario game, it's when mario says "it's been one of those days". generic internet meme reference.

:hourglass i'm not even explaining this one

:themoreyouknow from NBC's public service announcements that end with a rainbow and the words "the more you know"

somewhere along the line rog added a bunch of gay emoticons because he rolls like that or something, idk. that's where lol2, boot, troutslap, fart, bacos, and a bunch of those came from. pagebrak is probably the most utilitarian emoticon we have and has saved pub millions of keypresses.

a bunch also were made by fatsatan and helm.

[Chojin]

alright, who else reads axe cop

my 64-year-old mother got me into it

[Grislygus]

It is AWESOME

[mew barios]

:pukePROTOCLOWN

[Zomboid]

I know the stories behind every emoticon here, I think. That's a bit sad. I hate these ones:
:pirate :bacos :boot :pagebrak

But this one most of all: :picklehat

[Grislygus]

What the hell are the stories behind the bac-os and the boot, anyway

[Fathom Zero]

my favorite's page blak

[Zomboid]

What the hell are the stories behind the bac-os and the boot, anyway
Pretty sure Mockery got new boots, or something, and then made an emoticon. I think that's as far as the thought behind that one goes. Bacos was another of those lol random purple cheese robots vs uber cool zombie pirates things, unless I'm mistaken.

[Fathom Zero]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Emotion/pageblak.gif

ty tads

[Tadao]

lol don't forget : pagerack

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/PageRack.gif

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/pagezak.gif

page zak

[Tadao]

You can't :( I had to fake the pagerack. open it in a gif editor to see what I did.

[Chojin]

turns out i can, i just have to set the delay to no less than 0.02

[Tadao]

At least that's what the articles I googled said when I was trying to make it.

Here's one of them.

http://news.deviantart.com/article/27613/

[Chojin]

yeah that explains why .02 worked, since .01 or below defaults to .10 in a browser

[Kitsa]

Is there a story behind the :mds ?

[Grislygus]

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...


what the hell is this













..

[Zomboid]

Mommy Defense Squad. I think Glowbelly came to the defense of Sadie for not posting pictures, or something.

[Fathom Zero]

oh god, glowbelly

[Kitsa]

Lots of the ladies of yore up and left :(

I'm glad Dixie's here.

[Zomboid]

There wasn't too many to begin with. CiG is the only one left of a handful.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

What's with the pickle meter under our avatars? I don't remember ever seeing it before.

[Colonel Flagg]

I miss my granddaughter. :(

[Tadao]

What's with the pickle meter under our avatars? I don't remember ever seeing it before.

Let me be the first to red pickle you

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Thanks! :D

[Colonel Flagg]

What's with the pickle meter under our avatars? I don't remember ever seeing it before.

Let me be the first to red pickle you

Seconded.

[Sam]

:aok

[captain516]

:lol

[k0k0]

I miss my granddaughter. :(

http://i.imgur.com/0fnaW.jpg
I just want my kids back.

[executioneer]

alright, who else reads axe cop
i do

i got signed by malachai nicolle

dude drew all over my hand with a silver marker

[Nick]

DjHswq4wo3Q


...what the hell is this..
Something terrible.

[Tanuki]

I'm back from Otakon and my Splash Woman cosplay was very well-received. Yay for me.

[bigtimecow]

hello. i have been working my ass off for awhile, and i still am, but i'm gonna try to come back.

hello.

[Fathom Zero]

would you be weirded out if I said I had a dream about you recently?

[bigtimecow]

no i would not. please explain

[bigtimecow]

btw i'm not a spambot

how do i get more pickles

[Tadao]

yes, please do

[Fathom Zero]

no i would not. please explain
You were playing with robots and doing arts, as I s'pose you're wont to do. More of a supporting character than a main player, so I only remember that you were there. I think the real point is how terrifying it is that my Facebook feed is influencing my dream world.

[bigtimecow]

at least it was relevant. here's a recent robot / design project i'm working on with one of the PhD students in the lab where i work:

http://robotics.cs.uml.edu/uploads/pics/vgo.jpg

it's a vgo telepresence robot that she added a bunch of other electronics to the middle, including a light-up status indicator LED tie. it was all designed in illustrator and sent to the laser cutter. here's what the robot usually looks like (without mods):

http://www.vgocom.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/feature_thumb/vgo_on_copy_0.png

[Fathom Zero]

Neato :O

[Colonel Flagg]

I read about this recently - a kid who has allergic reactions to everything is using it to attend school. Beats the "bubble boy" all to hell.

[bigtimecow]

yessah. the lab where i work is adding autonomous features and stuff to do. the inside of the mods has some treats too:

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/225293_670950004145_49407960_35332865_4519279_n.jp g

it can be controlled through an ipad, too. or a gamepad that i fabricated:

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/227997_671546344075_49407960_35337740_7207859_n.jp g

TELL ME WHEN TO STOP

[Fathom Zero]

you've been gone far too long

regale us with tales

[Grislygus]

DAMMIT KHAL, CALM DOWN LONG ENOUGH TO GET UNBANNED, JESUS

[Grislygus]

Holy shit BTC, awesome. post more stuff

[bigtimecow]

here are some other cool projects my lab (http://robotics.cs.uml.edu/) has been doing:

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and then there's the artbotics program (http://www.artbotics.org/) which i teach to high school students and college students:

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i also made all of the videos using my imovie and newgrounds audio portal search engine skillz

[Fathom Zero]

I know way too many people that are cooler than me.

[bigtimecow]

you've been gone far too long

regale us with tales

so from august to december 2010 i worked for a robotics company (they make a lot of home robots and military robots). i was part of their education outreach program, and basically myself + someone else were hired to go to schools throughout massachusetts and give presentations about the world of robots and demo a few robots. it was pretty fun, good pay, and now i get to put it on my resume so yay. HOWEVER, the woman who was my partner for this project was...

a mormon. her being a mormon was not the problem, but i feel that it contributed to my aggravation with her. so when i got hired it was told to me via e-mail, and the other woman (whom i shall call julie from now on) was CC'd on the message. i decided to try to get a preview of who my partner was going to be, so i did a facebook search for this julie + last name. i found one result, and the first thing i see when i go to julie's profile is under favorite books it has only one entry: the bible. i don't ascribe to any religion by any means, but i could sense that this was going to define something about her.

so whatever, i start the job and we meet and she seems nice enough. almost too cheery, like super duper excited about everything, never swears, just seems way to uppity for me. for the first month we trained and made the presentation and learned how to use the robots we were to demo and everything was (pretty much) fine, minus a few little nuances about her personality that just bugged the shit out of me. we go off, give our first couple of presentations and they go over really great. then on the third day of presentations she makes me want to dive head first off of the stage and crack my fucking head open...

when we begin our presentations we start by introducing ourselves, the company, what we're gonna be talking about and showing them, etc. now, in transition to our next slide where we start showing actual robots and showing movies and stuff, she goes:

"adam and i, we love robots. but you know what else we love? you guys! because you guys are the future!"

my jaw almost dropped the first time she did this, as every child in the audience (i believe they were middle schoolers) just burst out in laughter. i had to somehow recoup from this and just continued with the presentation like it never happened. she continued this trend for the rest of our time working together, and i never felt like i could communicate the correct way to tell her to not say it. what was worse, was sometimes our presentations were only to say 10 kids in a classroom as opposed to an auditorium, and she pulled the same line to a group of HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS. i almost fucking died.

the thing that urked me the most, was that julie was working on her education masters degree, and i just could not believe how disconnected she was with the world that she didn't realize how absolutely retarded she was making us look. i somehow feel that her being a mormon added to this behavior

YAY

[Kitsa]

I had a boss like that, hated that woman

[Zomboid]

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[Fathom Zero]

That sound like the worst thing ever, short of her pulling a gun on you.

[bigtimecow]

oh, part of our presentation involved talking about robot "commands" and i remember sometimes she would say "commandments" which i thought was hilarious

[Esuohlim]

GW you should have watched Rushmore for Jason Schwartzmann. He's pretentious and you would identify with that fucker

[Zomboid]

I've hated that guy for years. You can get a good whiff of that pretentiousness just by looking at him.

[Dimnos]

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[Fathom Zero]

I love that montage. Especially Bill Murray walking with the bolt cutters.

[Tanuki]

I read about this recently - a kid who has allergic reactions to everything is using it to attend school. Beats the "bubble boy" all to hell.
wait what
I want to know more.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I've hated that guy for years. You can get a good whiff of that pretentiousness just by looking at him.

I think you hate his whole family......meanwhile I love his whole family.

Also, GW should have watched Slackers.

The only movie I don't like with Jason Schwartzman in it is Marie Antoinette

edit: wrong title

[Fathom Zero]

Fuck this guy. Fuck him and double fuck him for liking R.A. Salvatore and Keystone Light, fucking nerdy idiot.

non-sequitur

[Zomboid]

Sweater vest wearing hipster douche.

[MattJack]

What do the pickles under our avatars represent?

[creeposaurus]

When I die and go to hell, Jason Schwartzman is going to be at the entrance to greet me

[Fathom Zero]

What do the pickles under our avatars represent?

epeen

[MattJack]

Just post count nonsense?

[Fathom Zero]

rep nonsense. Those scales on the top-right corner of people's posts.

[MattJack]

Oh. So, if people don't like you then you get red pickles, but if they do like you then green pickles?

[Fathom Zero]

that's how it works or something.

Message boreds suck

[Sam]

THE NUMBER OF PICKLES YOU HAVE DETERMINE WHO YOUR PARTNER IS IN THE SEASONAL TWO-MAN SACK RACE.

[k0k0]

Hey, I'll get in a sack with any of you as long as our pickles don't touch.

[MattJack]

http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/8894/approvalr.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

awww yiss

[Fathom Zero]

click on user cp at the top of the page and you can see who gave stuff to you

[Grislygus]

FUCK YEAH, FATHOM


YOU THE MAN




SAM NEIL




YEAH

[MattJack]

I hope I have enough pickles to be Sam's partner.

[creeposaurus]

Can be cashed in for a bigger pickle

[Dixie]

i wanna be sam's partner. step off *****.

[Kitsa]

My pickle empire was built on a shaky foundation of Indian buses and penis cakes :(

[MattJack]

Sam sent me bourbon once in the mail. That shows his commitment to me.

[Fathom Zero]

A man that braves the ATF is a friend to keep forever.

[MattJack]

He's the kind of guy you want to hop into a potato sack with

[Fathom Zero]

if you know what i mean

[Zomboid]

Pfft. Sam would have to either be with me, MattJack, or HickMan. I doubt any of the rest of you tore it up on XBL as a team. Before dear HickMan joined the military, we had a gay ol' time telling our teammates about Pantera in Halo 3.

[Kitsa]

If your pickle were soaked in kool-aid, what flavor would you pick?

That's totally a Dating Game question in the making.

[k0k0]

I'd go for Sharkleberry Fin. I'm not sure how good it would soak in, but it would have a mellow pink color I would hope.

[Zhukov]

I lost scores of pickles in a wasteful red pickle war against Esuohlim. I'm now trying to build up my reserves for when Pentegarn finally snaps and just votes down everything I say.

[Dixie]

one day a federal agent will ask one of you why i GIS for pokemon bondage pictures.
and when that day comes, i want you to tell them absolutely nothing.
unless you are a recipient of my home-made birthday cards.

[Tadao]

My pickle empire was built on a shaky foundation of Indian buses and penis cakes :(

IT'S WHAT WE WANT

[Fathom Zero]

one day a federal agent will ask one of you why i GIS for pokemon bondage pictures.
and when that day comes, i want you to tell them absolutely nothing.
unless you are a recipient of my home-made birthday cards.

I'll pm you my address when I get it.

[Esuohlim]

I lost scores of pickles in a wasteful red pickle war against Esuohlim.

Don't worry Zhukov, for being the bigger man here I'll make sure to even it back out again

ALSO, I was literally waiting like four days to finally see this post:

http://i.imgur.com/SqLSP.png

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

All this pickle talk makes me think about the gym teacher from high school high.

[Chojin]

so has GW really disappeared since that guy from lulzsec was apprehended who looked just like him

[elx]

are we playing a game?!!? this page is so exciting