I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.garden-city.org/zoo/animalinfo/images/puma.JPG
I got the hiccups I will post for every one

[Pub Lover]

I wish I knew what ****** meant

Disreputable persons of African-American descent, whom I think are quite nice.

[executioneer]

:lol

I think you're great. :)

i'm of two minds about me, myself

[Pub Lover]

most white girls do

LIKE YOUR MOM!

[GADZOOKS]

I just had one, I muffled it

and other this one was throaty

another muffled high pitched one before I can hit quick reply

and another

one more

[Asila]

A club of people who I have belittled for suggesting such an absurd activity.

Even to tears occasionally. :lol

You're fun. Goddamnit all, you're more emo than me so wtf?

[Pub Lover]

(1:23:28 AM) GreatPersonWhoWouldNotBeCaughtDeadInThisForum: willie the expert on pussy
(1:26:41 AM) [/SIZE]willie:[SIZE=3] THOSE WHO CAN NOT DO, TEACH ;_;

:lol

[GADZOOKS]

oh wow, a huge and loud one followed by another high muted one

and now i just horked

I bit my lip during this hiccup

this one was lame but loud

this one did nothing for me

[GADZOOKS]

had a loud as one hitting reply

followed by a machine gun of 3

followed by one that sounded like I got punch in the gut

another toady one

the loudest one yet, broke the echo barrier

[Asila]

Disreputable persons of African-American descent, whom I think are quite nice.

Oh. Thank you.

[Pub Lover]

Honestly?

I thought that starting to post here more than I recently had would be a good thing because it would force me to express ideas and articulate points that would otherwise pass out of existence.

I knew that many of them would be no tragedy to pass out of existence once I forgot having thought them, but still, it's a good measurement of where my mind's at.

Now I'm starting to get very, very confused.

:(

[executioneer]

guys i edited in a page break image on the pervious page check it out

[GADZOOKS]

hiccuped twice while sipping my water

hiccuped after typing that

holding my breath, wish me lucky

[Pub Lover]

seth ill fuck the pain away

Is that what you say to her?

Even calling her Seth.

Dressing her as a different I-Mockery hero every night.

[executioneer]

Oh. Thank you.

that word is encoded in SECRAT CODE in my last post in the cowboy thread, they didnt catch me this time :rubhands

[executioneer]

I QUOTED THE WRONG POST :SHRIEK

[Seven Force]

baby itll be fun i promise

just stop crying and put on this bowtie

[GADZOOKS]

holding my breath worked, that was a 25 hiccup attack. For those playing at home that is 1/4 or a QUARTER of 100.

[Seven Force]

by the time he reads that itll be the next page

[Asila]

baby itll be fun i promise

just stop crying and put on this bowtie

HELL YES

[GADZOOKS]

I wonder how many times we hiccup in our lifetime

my heart says millions but my GUT says billions :lol

[Pub Lover]

A club of people who I have belittled for suggesting such an absurd activity.

Even to tears occasionally. :lol
A very odd reaction when it was them that had the intention to mock.

Perhaps it's a very serious commitment to their craft.

[Pub Lover]

You're really not the only one, Seth, but I don't think the influx of comments from others have anything to do with my complete confusion.
And as far as your reply to me goes, I *know you made some really good points that argue with my original quesion, but the problem is that I'll be damned if I can remember what I was trying to say in the first place. You can blame my immediate contact with my ex, or you can blame the copious amounts of rum that it takes to make me forget that he exists, either way.

Like everyone playing the game right now, you just lost. :(

[GADZOOKS]

I put a picture in the page break. I couldn't while I was hiccuping. I hope you'll understand for the next 6 posts

[Asila]

Like everyone playing the game right now, you just lost. :(

FANTASTIC

[Pub Lover]

By the way, I really did use a computer at a public university office that had been allocated to me so I could update web page files and I googled something I remembered years back about a pissing mule's cunt in the summer, and I really did post a poem written by Catallus that compares a pissing mule's cunt in the summer to a then-recently-departed man's smile (in Latin).

From such great posts the future shall understand our time.

[executioneer]

man i gotta laugh at that game :lol

[Seven Force]

hahahhahahahaha pub

[Pub Lover]

theres a definite lag in pubs response time and ive never really noticed till now

Trying to quote every post in here & make a comment? A losing game.

[Pub Lover]

probably not intended to be complimentary then

Ha. Don't put money on it.

[GADZOOKS]

You can skip over mine unless you have a ancedote on hiccups

[Sethomas]

Yeah, I mentioned a metamorphosis that started in high school of turning an image into a personality.

The two biggest instigating factors were an essay I wrote on a message board for the movie "Stigmata" in 1999, to which I had over a hundred email responses that all seemed to deserve hours of research into 2,500 years of ecclesiastical and philosophical original sources--stuff I'd never touched before.

The other one was a few months after that began when I'd argue morality and theism with CLAspinster and Glowbelly on the poli/phil board, which forced me to get an accurate grip on what academic debate looks like before I had to actually live it every waking our of my life.

I-MOCKERY CHANGED MY LIFE.

[Pub Lover]

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO'S RESPONDING TO WHO ANYMORE

http://services.windowsmedia.com/dvdcover/cov150/drt400/t458/t45857pvo5g.jpg

haha, edits. :tear

[Seven Force]

hahaha you read every post

including mine

[Pub Lover]

I got the hiccups I will post for every one

Are you hiccuping once every 30 seconds, or will you build a backlog?

[executioneer]

FINDING FRINEDSHIP IS THE WILDEST ADVENTURE OF ALL ;_;

[GADZOOKS]

http://services.windowsmedia.com/dvdcover/cov150/drt400/t458/t45857pvo5g.jpg

[Pub Lover]

FINDING FRINEDSHIP IS THE WILDEST ADVENTURE OF ALL ;_;

;_;

[GADZOOKS]

I want pub to comment more on this so I will post it more

http://services.windowsmedia.com/dvdcover/cov150/drt400/t458/t45857pvo5g.jpg

[GADZOOKS]

http://services.windowsmedia.com/dvdcover/cov150/drt400/t458/t45857pvo5g.jpg
Does this picture reflect your life decision? What does CHARLIES MEAN TO YOU?

[Pub Lover]

i'm of two minds about me, myself

I'm in only one mind about myself.


That I am awful & awesome.

You're awesome & awful & that's why I like you.

haha, I pretend you're like me because that is why I'm on the internet & not with real people. >:

[GADZOOKS]

http://services.windowsmedia.com/dvdcover/cov150/drt400/t458/t45857pvo5g.jpg

Would you ever drive a yellow pickup truck, why or why not?

[Seven Force]

I want pub to comment more on this so I will post it more

http://services.windowsmedia.com/dvdcover/cov150/drt400/t458/t45857pvo5g.jpg

i just want to hear his opinion on current events

[Asila]

Because only the cool cougars drive the yellow pickup trucks

[GADZOOKS]

Lonliness is aways a current event.

And cougars

[Sethomas]

Oh, I did notice 7F's comment and I enjoyed it.

Now, the next step is to actually write erotic I-Mockery fanfiction, and I'll link to chapters involving a fictional representation of myself from my social networking and online dating profiles.

[GADZOOKS]

http://services.windowsmedia.com/dvdcover/cov150/drt400/t458/t45857pvo5g.jpg

what would you say if I enlarged this to giant dimensions

[Pub Lover]

I just had one, I muffled it

and other this one was throaty

another muffled high pitched one before I can hit quick reply

and another

one more
Not a post for each one. :tear

[Pub Lover]

You're fun. Goddamnit all, you're more emo than me so wtf?

Yeah, low self-esteem what the hell.

[Pub Lover]

oh wow, a huge and loud one followed by another high muted one

and now i just horked

I bit my lip during this hiccup

this one was lame but loud

this one did nothing for me

had a loud as one hitting reply

followed by a machine gun of 3

followed by one that sounded like I got punch in the gut

another toady one

the loudest one yet, broke the echo barrier

Jixby-esque.

[GADZOOKS]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/139/bigcatrj9.gif

now that I have done it, your thoughts? And will this be your new wallpeper?

PURR-FECT TIMING!

[Pub Lover]

Oh. Thank you.

That was a much better word filter that the asterik asterix? Stars.

[executioneer]

I'm in only one mind about myself.


That I am awful & awesome.

You're awesome & awful & that's why I like you.

haha, I pretend you're like me because that is why I'm on the internet & not with real people. >:

i'm not with people irl because i'm to afraid they will actively dislike me

[Seven Force]

cougars dont prowl for me

i prowl for cougars

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd107/chicago2285/cougars.jpg

[Pub Lover]

guys i edited in a page break image on the pervious page check it out

Maybe later, I'm falling behind. :eek

[Seven Force]

basically, fuck pumas (not literally)

[Pub Lover]

that word is encoded in SECRAT CODE in my last post in the cowboy thread, they didnt catch me this time :rubhands

:eek

Secrats!

[GADZOOKS]

Maybe later, I'm falling behind. :eek
it was this one pub, you already mentioned it

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/139/bigcatrj9.gif

[Pub Lover]

I QUOTED THE WRONG POST :SHRIEK

:shrek

:onions

[Asila]

Ex--I'm not with people IRL because they irritate the fuck out of me, but I imagine that it's the same thing

[Pub Lover]

baby itll be fun i promise

just stop crying and put on this bowtie

:love

[Pub Lover]

by the time he reads that itll be the next page

& some.

[GADZOOKS]

I'm with people in real life all the time, they just are just beer drinking slobs :)

[Seven Force]

im coming to chi-town this summer wanna hang

[Pub Lover]

FANTASTIC

Do you really have bad taste in men? That is very upsetting to consider. :(

[Sethomas]

Hey guys, I'm going to post a picture that I took last week because apparently "photographer" is a legitimate extension of my job title. This brings my job title up to "...(?), photographer".

I originally planned on incorporating it into a post I planned on writing for the poli/phil forum, but you guys distracted me. I was going to demonstrate that it's hilarious for reasons that seem to be politically incorrect, but really aren't because they're just accurate reflections of reality involving sensitive issues we're conditioned to ignore.

Yes, the post would have been much longer than that paragraph, but you wouldn't have troubles believing that anyways.

Here it is:

http://www.coeternalism.com/seth/sample.jpg

[GADZOOKS]

im coming to chi-town this summer wanna hang

not really

[Pub Lover]

As bad as pming is supposed to be--should I totally give up on the flirting thing, or does it amuse you enough to be worthwhile?
I really like it. :(

Stop it, stop it now! >:

[executioneer]

Ex--I'm not with people IRL because they irritate the fuck out of me, but I imagine that it's the same thing

that too :(

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat(FILLED WITH VICIOUS PUMAS)

[Seven Force]

not really

not even for a minute :o

[Pub Lover]

man i gotta laugh at that game :lol

When you don't play you always win.

It's how I play relationships.

[Pub Lover]

hahahhahahahaha pub

Meanie. :(

[Seven Force]

it doesnt count if you're involuntarily not playing :(

[Pub Lover]

You can skip over mine unless you have a ancedote on hiccups

Oh boy, now I feel bad for doing that. :(

[Sethomas]

The funny thing about the above picture is that it indicates that my monitor at work can have worse contrast issues than the one I'm using now, despite being far newer, bigger, more expensive, and all-around less likely to have contrast issues.

[Seven Force]

Meanie. :(

i was laughing at your joke, not you

the recent post though, that was on you :(

[executioneer]

RUM DEPLETED; ACTIVATING VODKA RESERVE

[Asila]

Do you really have bad taste in men? That is very upsetting to consider. :(

Not usually, but I've completely lost the thread of this particular quote conversation.

I really like it. :(

Stop it, stop it now! >:

NEVAH! My self-conscious ass has hung on for this long, so that's gotta mean something.

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, I mentioned a metamorphosis that started in high school of turning an image into a personality.

The two biggest instigating factors were an essay I wrote on a message board for the movie "Stigmata" in 1999, to which I had over a hundred email responses that all seemed to deserve hours of research into 2,500 years of ecclesiastical and philosophical original sources--stuff I'd never touched before.

The other one was a few months after that began when I'd argue morality and theism with CLAspinster and Glowbelly on the poli/phil board, which forced me to get an accurate grip on what academic debate looks like before I had to actually live it every waking our of my life.

I-MOCKERY CHANGED MY LIFE.

Commitment to an idea.

I'd probably be a drunken fool even without the internet.

[Seven Force]

Hey guys, I'm going to post a picture that I took last week because apparently "photographer" is a legitimate extension of my job title. This brings my job title up to "...(?), photographer".

I originally planned on incorporating it into a post I planned on writing for the poli/phil forum, but you guys distracted me. I was going to demonstrate that it's hilarious for reasons that seem to be politically incorrect, but really aren't because they're just accurate reflections of reality involving sensitive issues we're conditioned to ignore.

Yes, the post would have been much longer than that paragraph, but you wouldn't have troubles believing that anyways.

Here it is:

http://www.coeternalism.com/seth/sample.jpg

wanna meet that frumpy cougar

[executioneer]

guys did you know that daniel boone was a trailer and a tractor

[Pub Lover]

hahaha you read every post

including mine

Always have. Can you waste the worthless?

ALL MY TIME... GONE!

[executioneer]

if i had never been on this message board i would have probably met less people irl :(

[Pub Lover]

I want pub to comment more on this so I will post it more

http://services.windowsmedia.com/dvdcover/cov150/drt400/t458/t45857pvo5g.jpg

I've read that book.

[Pub Lover]

http://services.windowsmedia.com/dvdcover/cov150/drt400/t458/t45857pvo5g.jpg
Does this picture reflect your life decision? What does CHARLIES MEAN TO YOU?

Oh so bitter. :(

[Asila]

Oh Pub, and thank you for teaching me to just ask you embarrassing shit in front of everyone, seriously.

[executioneer]

whoa, there's a BOOK?

[Pub Lover]

http://services.windowsmedia.com/dvdcover/cov150/drt400/t458/t45857pvo5g.jpg

Would you ever drive a yellow pickup truck, why or why not?

Yes, I would. I need a car that can carry my junk & not my family.

[Pub Lover]

i just want to hear his opinion on current events

Subscribe to my news service. My inability to pronounce the words indicates my contempt.

[Pub Lover]

Because only the cool cougars drive the yellow pickup trucks

Lonesome isn't cool. :(

[Pub Lover]

Lonliness is aways a current event.

And cougars

Fo sho.

[Sethomas]

"embarrassing shit". That reminds me,

Asila, do you know what a skin bridge is? If not, it'd be best for me to demonstrate personally. If you're curious, that is.

(My advice to investigate former Sethomas posts in Loveline is no longer necessary, whether you realize it now or not.)

[GADZOOKS]

let's let pub catch up guys

[Pub Lover]

Oh, I did notice 7F's comment and I enjoyed it.

Now, the next step is to actually write erotic I-Mockery fanfiction, and I'll link to chapters involving a fictional representation of myself from my social networking and online dating profiles.

I'd write some but how do you stimulate a skin bridge?

[Asila]

God help me Seth, I'm curious to know what a skin bridge is.

[executioneer]

I'd write some but how do you stimulate a skin bridge?

with a tiny fiddle bow

[Pub Lover]

http://services.windowsmedia.com/dvdcover/cov150/drt400/t458/t45857pvo5g.jpg

what would you say if I enlarged this to giant dimensions

OOOOH WHAT A BIG ONE!

I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE AS BIG AS THAT BEFORE! :eek

[executioneer]

damn it i'm karaoke drunk and it's tuesday night >: DAMN IT

[GADZOOKS]

let's let pub catch up guys
OH WELL >:

[Pub Lover]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/139/bigcatrj9.gif

now that I have done it, your thoughts? And will this be your new wallpeper?

PURR-FECT TIMING!

Underwhelming.

No.

Eartha Kitt. <3

[executioneer]

damn it i'm karaoke drunk and it's tuesday night >: DAMN IT
it's a good thing i've got a bottle of jack daniels and a bottle of bushmills and another 151 in the car trunk, i gotta remember to do that shit this weekend

[Pub Lover]

i'm not with people irl because i'm to afraid they will actively dislike me

I'm certain they will dislike me. I'm afraid they'll act on it.

[Seven Force]

his internet takes a while cause he lives on the other side of the world

and the Coriolis Effect

:lol

[Pub Lover]

cougars dont prowl for me

i prowl for cougars

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd107/chicago2285/cougars.jpg

If we deleted every other post you have ever made then we would only need this one to know why.

[Pub Lover]

basically, fuck pumas (not literally)

You would & have.

[executioneer]

I'm certain they will dislike me. I'm afraid they'll act on it.
oh man there is a part of me that WANTS people to act on dislike so that i am forced to action

[liquidstatik]

you dudes are goin too fast :<

[Pub Lover]

it was this one pub, you already mentioned it

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/139/bigcatrj9.gif

Then I'm falling ahead?

[executioneer]

you're falling
away from me
falling away from meeee :korn

[Pub Lover]

Ex--I'm not with people IRL because they irritate the fuck out of me, but I imagine that it's the same thing

KEEP MOVING FORWARD, DON'T THINK ABOUT THE THINGS I'VE DONE

[Pub Lover]

KEEP MOVING FORWARD, DON'T THINK ABOUT THE THINGS I'VE DONE

THE TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE THINGS

[Pub Lover]

THE TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE THINGS

THE SICK AND AWFUL THINGS :(

[GADZOOKS]

I have to adapt Othello into a television mini-series, do you think they would notice if I cut the script of O in six parts.

[Seven Force]

TERRIBLE PERSON

[Pub Lover]

I'm with people in real life all the time, they just are just beer drinking slobs :)

You're a riddle, Mr. Puzzle!

[Asila]

TERRIBLE
IT MAKES ME GIGGLE THOUGH

[Pub Lover]

im coming to chi-town this summer wanna hang

No, no one does. Don't you remember?

[Sethomas]

Asila, this is technically my 9th year on this message board and I still don't have the faith in anyone here to digitalize my unique and artistic approach to having an anatomical abnormality that has so far been witnessed by a direly small number of privileged individuals.

Anyways.

My weirdest dream? How about a man that can use the washer AND the dryer!

Ladies, you know what I mean!

I wanted to include a picture of some obnoxious female comic that people would recognize, but I could only think of one and to use her would require that I say something totally superfluous about stereotypes of black men who have large penises.

This invites 7F to say something along the lines of "that's not a stereotype, I know it's true", and then he'd put in a good amount of blank space under that sentence and follow it with "as someone who is half-white, that is." followed with an emoticon expressing dismay.

[GADZOOKS]

Hugo (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001326/): [Roger accidentally shoots Mike in the leg] No! Fuck Rog! It has to look like suicide! It has to look like fucking suicide Roger! Fuck!
Roger Rodriguez (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0711805/): I did what you said! Now we do it up close!
Hugo (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001326/): No! The cops will know someone else fired the first bullet! Fuck Rog! You fucking herbed us! You fucking herbed us! Where's the scarf? Where's the fucking scarf!
Roger Rodriguez (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0711805/): I lost it.
Hugo (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001326/): When the cop comes I'm gonna tell them you shot him in self defense.
Roger Rodriguez (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0711805/): If he wakes up he's going to tell on me!
Hugo (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001326/): Sorry bro, Desi's dead.
[Shoots Roger]

[Seven Force]

thanks for bringing that up :(

[Pub Lover]

Hey guys, I'm going to post a picture that I took last week because apparently "photographer" is a legitimate extension of my job title. This brings my job title up to "...(?), photographer".

I originally planned on incorporating it into a post I planned on writing for the poli/phil forum, but you guys distracted me. I was going to demonstrate that it's hilarious for reasons that seem to be politically incorrect, but really aren't because they're just accurate reflections of reality involving sensitive issues we're conditioned to ignore.

Yes, the post would have been much longer than that paragraph, but you wouldn't have troubles believing that anyways.

Here it is:

http://www.coeternalism.com/seth/sample.jpg
Is that chavette black?

[Pub Lover]

not really

I called that!

[GADZOOKS]

You are talking about Lisa Lampenelli, right Seth?

[Asila]

Oh god Seth, the ways that I'm torn by that piece of information is close to heart-breaking.

[Seven Force]

id make a joke about not seeing her because shes black but i seriously couldnt see her for a minute

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd107/chicago2285/cheetah-cub.jpg

[Pub Lover]

it doesnt count if you're involuntarily not playing :(

I like that you know Pub Lover.

I like the subtle differences between me & him.

[Pub Lover]

The funny thing about the above picture is that it indicates that my monitor at work can have worse contrast issues than the one I'm using now, despite being far newer, bigger, more expensive, and all-around less likely to have contrast issues.

But money makes things better!? INTERROBANG!

[liquidstatik]

LIQUIDSTATIK :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

i was laughing at your joke, not you

What joke?

[Pub Lover]

the recent post though, that was on you :(

You think & wish.

[Seven Force]

that joke about the game

wait, why do i bother

[Seven Force]

<-|--- my expression right now
v

[Pub Lover]

RUM DEPLETED; ACTIVATING VODKA RESERVE

Would you be doing that if I hadnt caused this?

[Sethomas]

Well, yeah, that was the joke.

I was formatting that picture and I couldn't figure out what was going on in it until i stared long enough to figure out there were two people at the front.

[executioneer]

I'LL SHOW AN EMBARRASING BODY ANOMALY

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/gorsmole.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Not usually, but I've completely lost the thread of this particular quote conversation.
Either commit to a theme or be Terra & show your tits.

[GADZOOKS]

Emily (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0681095/): I have something for you.
Hugo (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001326/): You have things for lots of guys.

[Pub Lover]

NEVAH! My self-conscious ass has hung on for this long, so that's gotta mean something.

I can abuse you all you want, but it'll only make me feel worse.

[Asila]

Either commit to a theme or be Terra & show your tits.

TITS OR GTFO.
Wait, who the fuck is Terra?

[Seven Force]

she has a nice rack first of all

[executioneer]

Would you be doing that if I hadnt caused this?

yes :eek

[Pub Lover]

if i had never been on this message board i would have probably met less people irl :(

If i had never been on this message board I would have had an awesome life & everything would've been great.

[Sethomas]

Honestly, my anomaly is more helpful than embarrassing. "Form and function", I tell people.

What's embarrassing is my total lack of good judgment in knowing when to talk about it and, far more importantly, when NOT to talk about it.

[Pub Lover]

Oh Pub, and thank you for teaching me to just ask you embarrassing shit in front of everyone, seriously.

LOL INTERNET

[Asila]

I can abuse you all you want, but it'll only make me feel worse.

Is this one of those BD/SM things, because I'll need to dig out my leather for that.

[Pub Lover]

whoa, there's a BOOK?

I remember a book, but I don't remember my childhood, so I dunno.

[executioneer]

Is this one of those BD/SM things, because I'll need to dig out my leather for that.

HAWT

[Pub Lover]

"embarrassing shit". That reminds me,

Asila, do you know what a skin bridge is? If not, it'd be best for me to demonstrate personally. If you're curious, that is.

(My advice to investigate former Sethomas posts in Loveline is no longer necessary, whether you realize it now or not.)

PICTURES

[Sethomas]

Speaking of tolerable female posters, Swamper's birthday was officially one week ago right now.

[executioneer]

I remember a book, but I don't remember my childhood, so I dunno.

whoa

http://www.amazon.com/Charlie-Lonesome-Cougar-Mark-Cleefe/dp/B000NPM1PY/ref=sr_1_11?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1207727123&sr=8-11

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/deerlazereye.gif

[Pub Lover]

let's let pub catch up guys

LET'S KEEP PUB BUSY SO THE ASSASSIN CAN SNEAK UP AN KILL HIM


I HATE THAT GUY

[ElPila666]

If i had never been on this message board I would have had an awesome life & everything would've been great.
Liar >:

[Pub Lover]

I'd write some but how do you stimulate a skin bridge?

Damn, & I wanted to be the one to bring that up.

[GADZOOKS]

I'm going to jump out.

Later

[Asila]

LET'S KEEP PUB BUSY SO THE ASSASSIN CAN SNEAK UP AN KILL HIM


I HATE THAT GUY

L
O
Fucking
L

[Pub Lover]

God help me Seth, I'm curious to know what a skin bridge is.

don't google it unless you have lots of people nearby to casually walk past & see you looking

[Sethomas]

In that above post where Pub says "PICTURES", I mistook the text color for a link and my heart sank when I realized that there was a time years ago when it was just likely enough that between pub caring to look at my webcam and my forgetting that I regularly had a webcam turned on, things could have been rather awkward.

[Pub Lover]

with a tiny fiddle bow

:lol :king

[executioneer]

hahah

[Pub Lover]

oh man there is a part of me that WANTS people to act on dislike so that i am forced to action

That's because you think you have a chance of winning. :(

[Pub Lover]

you dudes are goin too fast :<

THAT'S WHAT SHE SHOTGUN BLAST

[Sethomas]

I like to think that I'm pretty nice to Pub. If you ask if it's because I enjoy him as a person who has his moments of greatness, or because of my infinite patience, or because I really need the personal interaction, or whatever else, then you're missing the point.

I don't think I have a choice.

[executioneer]

That's because you think you have a chance of winning. :(

that and i have a sneaking suspicion that i have a nasty adrenalin addiction from years of having a car that was entirely too fast to be allowed

[Pub Lover]

TERRIBLE PERSON

BAM!

[Asila]

I'll say that normally I want nothing more than to be liked by people that I respect, but applying that to this case is certain to get me ridiculed. Fuck it, it's sure to be obvious in any case.
And I'm listening to Tangled Up In Blue, and I fucking blame you guys.

[Pub Lover]

Asila, this is technically my 9th year on this message board and I still don't have the faith in anyone here to digitalize my unique and artistic approach to having an anatomical abnormality that has so far been witnessed by a direly small number of privileged individuals.

Anyways.



I wanted to include a picture of some obnoxious female comic that people would recognize, but I could only think of one and to use her would require that I say something totally superfluous about stereotypes of black men who have large penises.

This invites 7F to say something along the lines of "that's not a stereotype, I know it's true", and then he'd put in a good amount of blank space under that sentence and follow it with "as someone who is half-white, that is." followed with an emoticon expressing dismay.
Seth should write the characterization for everyone here.

THEN I COULD GET SOME DAMN SLEEP

[executioneer]

I'll say that normally I want nothing more than to be liked by people that I respect, but applying that to this case is certain to get me ridiculed. Fuck it, it's sure to be obvious in any case.
And I'm listening to Tangled Up In Blue, and I fucking blame you guys.

you should listen to this instead, winking frowny emoticon

http://executioneer.muxtape.com/

[Pub Lover]

Hugo (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001326/): [Roger accidentally shoots Mike in the leg] No! Fuck Rog! It has to look like suicide! It has to look like fucking suicide Roger! Fuck!
Roger Rodriguez (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0711805/): I did what you said! Now we do it up close!
Hugo (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001326/): No! The cops will know someone else fired the first bullet! Fuck Rog! You fucking herbed us! You fucking herbed us! Where's the scarf? Where's the fucking scarf!
Roger Rodriguez (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0711805/): I lost it.
Hugo (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001326/): When the cop comes I'm gonna tell them you shot him in self defense.
Roger Rodriguez (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0711805/): If he wakes up he's going to tell on me!
Hugo (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001326/): Sorry bro, Desi's dead.
[Shoots Roger]

Is that a Fartin Script?

[Pub Lover]

LIQUIDSTATIK :rolleyes

DUDE, YOU WOULDN'T BE SO NICE TO HIM IF YOU KNEW SOME OF THE THINGS HE GETS UP TO. :x

[liquidstatik]

W/E, SELENA ;)

[Sethomas]

Pub, do you know what a shotgun is, beyond just a gun that has been shot?

I genuinely wonder. Since Europe doesn't have the 2nd Amendment, ratified in the Bill of Rights after being co-authored by Jesus Christ, I always get the impression that none of our hilljack gun talk means anything to you.

I mean, honestly, the most common word for "gun" I've seen in French is just their cognate for "revolver". Most guns do not have revolving parts, let alone the ones for which a revolver as known in English gets its name.

In England, since gunmanship is a matter antithetical to chivalry but has to have some metaphysical link to it regardless, I can only really imagine heated, monocle-steaming discussions over the proper way to store one's museum-quality pepperboxes or matchlock blunderbusses.

[Pub Lover]

I'LL SHOW AN EMBARRASING BODY ANOMALY

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/gorsmole.jpg

I have one of those on my face.

[executioneer]

i have two of them on my face

what the fuck, irish ancestry, you're supposed to give me FRECKLES >:

[Pub Lover]

TITS OR GTFO.
Wait, who the fuck is Terra?

Girls on the internet. :rolleyes

Always a dude, like it makes a difference if they refuse to pay for your flight.

[Asila]

Ex--Smothers Brothers, motherfucker. And thank you.

[Pub Lover]

she has a nice rack first of all

Ewww. :x

[liquidstatik]

yeah that is pretty gross :(

[Pub Lover]

yes :eek

Good.

[Pub Lover]

Honestly, my anomaly is more helpful than embarrassing. "Form and function", I tell people.

What's embarrassing is my total lack of good judgment in knowing when to talk about it and, far more importantly, when NOT to talk about it.

I'm so glad I don't need judgement . I'd probably misuse it if I had any.

[executioneer]

Ex--Smothers Brothers, motherfucker. And thank you.

you are welcome!

i've been listening to sibling revelry on loop for the past two hours :( i should switch to cosby's "why is there air" so it will be like i'm on a road trip in the old mercury sable with my folks :(

[Pub Lover]

LOL INTERNET

What I mean to say is that none of you can get me, I don't need to be scared of your social norms.

[executioneer]

PS I DONT MEAN MOST OF THE FROWNY FACES

[Pub Lover]

Is this one of those BD/SM things, because I'll need to dig out my leather for that.

Emotional BD/SM.

[Pub Lover]

Speaking of tolerable female posters, Swamper's birthday was officially one week ago right now.

Now we're talking cute.

We're also talking about a poster that hasn't posted consistantly in the last six years.

[Sethomas]

I tried to take a break and read the news.

But instead, CNN.com or some shit asked me the question, "Are Beyonce and Jay-Z married or not?"

I can't answer that shit, I have no way of knowing since they don't have last names like real people.

(I already did a reflexive fundamentalist joke, but here's another)

Jesus had a last name, it was Christ.

You guys have to tell me when something happens in the world. Pub, this falls largely on you since you live in the future and thus can give me better warning.

[Pub Lover]

whoa

http://www.amazon.com/Charlie-Lonesome-Cougar-Mark-Cleefe/dp/B000NPM1PY/ref=sr_1_11?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1207727123&sr=8-11


whoah, maybe there was a thing

[Pub Lover]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/deerlazereye.gif

Who needs anything that doesn't result in that?

[Asila]

Girls on the internet. :rolleyes:

Always a dude, like it makes a difference if they refuse to pay for your flight.

What I mean to say is that none of you can get me, I don't need to be scared of your social norms.

Social norms can kiss my ass, and I'm so torn between being certain that you're hoping I'll go away and being certain that I'm NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH BUT I'M STILL KIND OF DRUNK SO MAYBE THAT'S AFFECTING MY ABILITY TO UNDERSTAND YOU.

Regardless, I'm out. It's going to be hard to explain to a 2-year old that I spent all night being fascinated by some guy on the internet.

And Ex, I'm going to wait until I'm sober and then hunt you down and pick your musical brain for a bit.

[Pub Lover]

Liar >:

No way. It would be sunshine & lollipops forever in that universe.

Also deaths, on a scare only occasionally seen before.

[executioneer]

Now we're talking cute.

We're also talking about a poster that hasn't posted consistantly in the last six years.

i always liked swamper but i havent read her website in forever :(

[Pub Lover]

I'm going to jump out.

Later

Good luck, & have fun.

[Pub Lover]

L
O
Fucking
L
I'm glad you hate him too.

[Pub Lover]

In that above post where Pub says "PICTURES", I mistook the text color for a link and my heart sank when I realized that there was a time years ago when it was just likely enough that between pub caring to look at my webcam and my forgetting that I regularly had a webcam turned on, things could have been rather awkward.

OH MY GOSH, SECRATS! :eek

[Pub Lover]

I like to think that I'm pretty nice to Pub. If you ask if it's because I enjoy him as a person who has his moments of greatness, or because of my infinite patience, or because I really need the personal interaction, or whatever else, then you're missing the point.

I don't think I have a choice.

& you'd be right. >:

[executioneer]

And Ex, I'm going to wait until I'm sober and then hunt you down and pick your musical brain for a bit.

ok :) i've not got broad KNOWLEDGE but my tastes definitely are all over the place

[Asila]

ok :) i've not got broad KNOWLEDGE but my tastes definitely are all over the place

You're enough like me to make me all tingly in a good way.
Okay I'm going to bed this time seriously.

[ElPila666]

i've suffer several traumas during my childhood, i know pain and what issues are, i can help anyone that want to talk about it. I time ago i was wondering if i should cut out my veins or let them grow but i get over it :)

[executioneer]

you let all KINDS of shit grow, dude

[Pub Lover]

SELENA ;)

SERENA

W/E,

FUCK YOU!

[executioneer]

ps: el pila did you ever hear of anyone using dry ice in a bong because i had the idea to do that the other day and i wonder if it's practical or would work at all

[liquidstatik]

it depends on what you mean by work :x

[executioneer]

does it cool off the smoke extra good and smooth it out

[Sam]

JESUS :/

[liquidstatik]

i'd think so, ice water does so i wouldn't see why not. i don't know first hand, as dry ice costs alot :<

[ElPila666]

i've never use even a water pipe, i'm old fashionable

[Pub Lover]

PS I DONT MEAN MOST OF THE FROWNY FACES

I MEAN MINE, I DIDN'T THINK SO, BUT I'M TOLD I MEAN THEM, & WHO AM I TO ARGUE? :(

[executioneer]

yoiu gotta get it from baskin-robbins they sell it cheap

[Pub Lover]

You guys have to tell me when something happens in the world. Pub, this falls largely on you since you live in the future and thus can give me better warning.

IT'S NEVER GOOD NEWS

[executioneer]

ps: i use dry ice all the time in 2liter bottesl + water to make an explosion

[liquidstatik]

hahaha, you're all about some explosions :eek

[Pub Lover]

Social norms can kiss my ass, and I'm so torn between being certain that you're hoping I'll go away and being certain that I'm NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH BUT I'M STILL KIND OF DRUNK SO MAYBE THAT'S AFFECTING MY ABILITY TO UNDERSTAND YOU.


Regardless, I'm out. It's going to be hard to explain to a 2-year old that I spent all night being fascinated by some guy on the internet.

awful & awesome, but mainly just awful.

[liquidstatik]

eversplosions :eek

[executioneer]

like i said, adrenalin addiction :(

[Pub Lover]

i always liked swamper but i havent read her website in forever :(

See, she is so deep in Vet folklore I didn't even know she had a website.

PUB DIDN'T KNOW!

[Pub Lover]

i've suffer several traumas during my childhood, i know pain and what issues are, i can help anyone that want to talk about it. I time ago i was wondering if i should cut out my veins or let them grow but i get over it :)

Dude, I'm just playing. Your ones are real. :(

[Sethomas]

i always liked swamper but i havent read her website in forever :(

There's really no explaining how Swamper manages to capture the heart and imagination so skillfully.

Yesterday or Monday on this thread (circa 60 pages ago, I would guess) I posted an AIM conversation with someone I called "Important Person" or something. The thing was that when I talked to Swamper about the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune as for how it concerned the first month of my friendship with "Important Person", swamper knew Important Person online before I ever knew her in real life. Why? Because Swamper also lurked at another internet forum where Important Person regularly posted back then, and likewise she captured THEIR hearts and imaginations as a professional lurker.

So, yeah, I always feel cheap to name drop her since we've known each other as ONLINE BUDDIES for longer than either of us have known of I-Mockery. But, really, if you had a card like that in your deck (I guess I mean more like in the Black Lotus of Magic: the Gathering sense than a standard 52-card set, since i suck at colloquialisms) you'd tap its mana every chance you got, so shut up.

Oh, and if you want to see a "cute" picture of her, you can't see the best one. The reason why is that I haven't scanned it because it's in a frame on my dresser and the picture features her and my bestest buddy zach and I think two other girls our age and myself. So, if I digitally inserted my other bestest buddy Denise and perhaps stuck Pub in the corner as a weird ironic element, it would be a fairly, perhaps totally, complete picture of my life.

[Pub Lover]

JESUS :/

Yeah, he was here. Seth brought him. I'd've got him to come sooner but me & him are on a break.

[Pub Lover]

ps: i use dry ice all the time in 2liter bottesl + water to make an explosion

SCIENCE! :eek

[ElPila666]

I don't know man, i don't feel like a drama queen about it

[Pub Lover]

hahaha, you're all about some explosions :eek

They modeled Mythbusters after Willie. ;)

[Asila]

awful & awesome, but mainly just awful.

:P

I'm seriously pulling out those fucking whips.

[ElPila666]

I need that Mythbusters proove the enlarge penis machine for me ;_;

[Sethomas]

I came up with a totally awesome way to use dry ice in the perfect murder.

The problem is that no matter how cool the whole thing sounds, the perfectly normal process of observation, concern, and extrapolation that led me to it would be seen by my enemies as evidence that I'm up to no good again.

So I won't tell you how to use dry ice in a perfect murder.

[ElPila666]

Sorry, i'm not stoned enogh :tear

[Pub Lover]

William Shatner's dick is so big he has to fuck a volcano if he wants to have an orgasm.

Even 6th graders know this.

...

[Pub Lover]

http://z.about.com/d/quitsmoking/1/0/y/7/selfhate.jpg

[Sethomas]

I don't trust people who think that a word spelled "llamo" should sound almost exactly like "Shamu", ElPilla666, so I don't share in contributing to the popularity you enjoy.

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

[Pub Lover]

Those two posts are unrelated.

Seth's quoted post is distilled fantastic.

The image is the theme of my every second thought.

[Pub Lover]

I came up with a totally awesome way to use dry ice in the perfect murder.

The problem is that no matter how cool the whole thing sounds, the perfectly normal process of observation, concern, and extrapolation that led me to it would be seen by my enemies as evidence that I'm up to no good again.

So I won't tell you how to use dry ice in a perfect murder.

Maybe you need a user name that isn't so close to your real name.

Get some anonymity.

I wouldn't be here without it.

[Pub Lover]

I don't trust people who think that a word spelled "llamo" should sound almost exactly like "Shamu", ElPilla666, so I don't share in contributing to the popularity you enjoy.

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

Seth doesn't like Elpila?

Time to come clean.

It's me. :(

[executioneer]

i still think roald dahl's lamb to the slaughter is the best way to murder someone

[Asila]

whoawhoawhoa, are you insinuating that there's a Roald Dahl book that I haven't read?

MADNESS

[Sethomas]

Hey, you know what's cool?

You have the initials JR, just like that "who shot JR?!" cliché.

Even though that's from a soap opera and was entirely fictitious, if you were shot I can't imagine anyone caring nearly that much.

[ElPila666]

Seth doesn't like Elpila?

Time to come clean.

It's me. :(
I guess he had reach the status of God

[Sethomas]

It's not a book, it's more of just a short story.

And I thought it was written by someone else. Like, a woman. And it really really bothered people that a woman wrote about another woman killing her husband.

But maybe I'm mixing that up with "The Yellow Wallpaper", which people found extremely offensive because it seemed to justify that some woman care more about interior design than cooking dinner*.

*I'm not embarrassed to say that I have virtually no memory of early American lit whatsoever, but I really wish that everyone here was an English major because I'm pretty sure that's extremely fucking funny.

[executioneer]

http://www.classicshorts.com/stories/lamb.html

[GADZOOKS]

I spent the last hour being distracted and ended up making this.

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/187/lonesomemf1.jpg

Is it a sports team or a self-help group? You decide.

[Pub Lover]

Hey, you know what's cool?

You have the initials JR, just like that "who shot JR?!" cliché.

Hey, you know what's cool?

:newbie :oao :imock:domo:oneofthosedays:newbie:troutslap

[Asila]

I actually really liked "The Yellow Wallpaper" only because I really felt the futility of her insanity--not only was she going through postpartum depression, but she wasn't allowed to.

And I thought it was written by someone else. Like, a woman. And it really really bothered people that a woman wrote about another woman killing her husband.


the same people who had a serious problem with Carmen because the prostitute dies at the end, I imagine.

[Pub Lover]

I spent the last hour being distracted and ended up making this.

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/187/lonesomemf1.jpg

Is it a sports team or a self-help group? You decide.

Thank you, Mister R. :)

[Sethomas]

Ah, willie wins in the lamb to the slaughter debate that wasn't a debate until i questioned it.

But my yellow wallpaper remark was still something that english teachers should feed to their students because it's that good.

[Sethomas]

I guess reading the story isn't enough, you have to read a synopsis of public outcry against it and her official responses and rebuttals to allegations made against her reasoning for writing the story.

But if you do all that, the joke I made is really fucking funny.

[Asila]

I will keep that in mind, Seth, once I finally get my FUCKING certification. And when they ask why I'm making them read "The Yellow Wallpaper" I'll say "Because Sethomas has a funny comment about it, you little shits."

I LOVE KIDS ACTUALLY WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT

[Sethomas]

Holy shit, I double-posted.

I think that's the board's way of telling me that i should try to get four hours of sleep before going to work.

[Pub Lover]

Ah, willie wins in the lamb to the slaughter debate that wasn't a debate until i questioned it.

I didn't remember it being Roald Dahl either... oh wait why would I? FUCK THIS GAME I NEED SOME SLEEP.

[Sethomas]

I don't know why you need a FUCKING* certification to teach English but I'll tell you what if you need practice before the big exam I can help out.

*I'm referring to the act of copulation against your intended use of a gerund adjective. The word "fucking" has multiple meanings that you might be careful to use.

[Asila]

I don't know why you need a FUCKING* certification to teach English but I'll tell you what if you need practice before the big exam I can help out.

*I'm referring to the act of copulation against your intended use of a gerund adjective. The word "fucking" has multiple meanings that you might be careful to use.


An unintended double meaning that I would normally be far more careful about, but it's five in the morning and I've either got insomnia or coming down of a drunken stupor makes me hyper; I'm at the state now where the word 'fuck' is simply humourous to me regardless of the context.

[executioneer]

*long rambling post connecting The Yellow Wallpaper with other insanity-related stories that also feature the color yellow such as The King In Yellow and then linking that story to h.p. lovecraft's "cthulhu mythos"*

[Sethomas]

My offer stands.