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SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 11:52 AM
re3 was shitty with that beast you couldnt kill

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 11:53 AM
I actually only bought RE4 for the first time a few weeks ago. I had previously rented it and beaten it on the second time, but I had to OWN it, you know?

So anyway, I'm playing through Pro mode and having a fuck of a time (thanks in part to the Halo 2 soundtrack, which fits the game, like, really well), but then I get to the part where you're trapped in the cabin with Luis and a bunch of jerks are coming in through the windows, and you basically just have to survive until they fuck off, and I totally keep getting my ass handed to me. I'm usually fine until I go upstairs to lure them onto the staircase so I can grenade all of them to pieces, and after that they bust out the ladders and overwhelm me. :(

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 11:55 AM
you should go back to playing zelda

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 11:56 AM
You should go back to sucking maddox's dick

Emu
Feb 1st, 2007, 11:57 AM
Do you push the bookcases in front of the windows and doors when you play that part? It gives you some extra time to grab all the loot.

Otherwise get a better gun :lol

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 11:57 AM
really, is that why you were a moderater and #1 poster on one of his forums lol lol awesome

Yggdrasill
Feb 1st, 2007, 11:58 AM
Well it wasn't really an exchange of videogames for sex it just put em in the mood I guess... see this chick was getting all naked in my room afterward and I was all, 'oh shit', because she was drunk.

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:00 PM
Otherwise get a better gun :lol
That's probably my problem, I've refrained from upgrading my shit for some reason

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:01 PM
oh yeah nothing like a good round of tetris to get em in the mood aye

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:02 PM
Jesus christ, you just don't fucking get it, do you?

Emu
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:02 PM
I'm glad they even kept RE3's typos in the GC version

"A well maintained contro room."

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:03 PM
I think they even kept the original's typos in the remake. I'd go look, but I lost my copy a few weeks ago. :(

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:04 PM
thats one thing that brought re down. the lazy dialogue

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:04 PM
Man what the hell is up with profile pics being thumbnailed

I want mine BIG AS FUCK :<

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:18 PM
What the helling fuck, why is our forum advertisment Jonathan Clement all of a sudden


Edit:
Seriously, this is the kind of fucking shit Clement would play
http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/6849/untitled1ol2.png
wtf >:

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:19 PM
whinge whinge whinge *throws the meds*

Emu
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:20 PM
Whatcha mean son

Grislygus
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:22 PM
Guys, I'm all jealous because Kahljorn, Mr. Adventure, and Fathom Zero are all in a supersecret plus club and I'm not invited.

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:26 PM
I'm in the plus club!

kahljorn
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:29 PM
it's so secret i have no idea what you're talking about :O

Emu
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:30 PM
I think I am too

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:31 PM
PS: The people with plusses by their names are people in your buddy list, fags

kahljorn
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:38 PM
whatever like i didnt know that :rolleyes im the guy with the answers.

maybe i should add some people to my buddylist.

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:40 PM
awesome. will you be my friend

Emu
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:45 PM
i didn't know that :(

what's the buddy list even do?

Emu
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:47 PM
woah what the fuck my screen is broken

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:47 PM
did it happen to you too?

Moobs
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:48 PM
I think mine is to it's all squished

Mockery
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:48 PM
The programmer is apparently working on it right now. Working on breaking it that is. :lol2

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:49 PM
back to normal

Emu
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:49 PM
because somebody didn't know how to put the banner on a different line :rolleyes

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:49 PM
The buddy list makes it so you feel more liked than you actually are. It's more for show than anything

sadie
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:50 PM
yah. that was trippy.

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:51 PM
I didn't see it :(

Mockery
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:53 PM
here we go again :lol2

Moobs
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:53 PM
gw you missed out it was craaazy

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:53 PM
im hallucinating at 4 in the morning

Emu
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:53 PM
OH GOD MY HEAD

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:54 PM
what the hell, I still don't get it

you guys are nuts :rolleyes

Moobs
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:54 PM
EUGH I was in the middle of a comedown YOU BASTARDS

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:55 PM
he's too busy looking at furries to notice

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:56 PM
Hey, fuck you dickweed, Foster's is totally not furry

Emu
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:57 PM
how do you explain THIS (http://www.omsi.edu/visit/featured/animationsite/images/exhibit_edwardo.gif)

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 01:01 PM
oh sh*t :(

noob3
Feb 1st, 2007, 01:17 PM
mygirlfriend lieks adventure quest

noob3
Feb 1st, 2007, 01:18 PM
was that reply too late to be cool

fuck

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 01:26 PM
You mean the one who's house you can't get to

noob3
Feb 1st, 2007, 01:28 PM
i can get to her house it's just that i don't want to drive in these snowy conditions my car is a front wheel drive toyota mini suv does that sound like it is very safe

ps - its tires need to be rotated :/

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 01:52 PM
Someone get AChimp to come to the fourms and fight Skatermonkey

I'd totally pay to see that

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 01:54 PM
youd pay to watch animals? yeh i know (hornyu bastard)

noob3
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:02 PM
This message is hidden because SKATERMONKEY is on your ignore list (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/profile.php?do=editlist).

It works, guys!

liquidstatik
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:03 PM
i drank too much coffee this morning and my tummy is TORE UP :x

liquidstatik
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:04 PM
plus i was cleaning my room earlier and there was a cup of milk, and when i turned it upside down nothing spilled out :x

noob3
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:04 PM
i hate coffee for that exact reason i mean 1 cup somtimes will make mine hurt :( frozen fruit smoothie with fresh bananas & orange juice is my favorite morning drink :)

noob3
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:05 PM
or ice water

i never drink milk dude.. nasty

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:06 PM
was it frozen

liquidstatik
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:07 PM
i love coffee, it tastes gooooodd. but this morning i was real sleepy, so i chugged down 3 cups and that wasn't a good idea AT ALL ;<

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:08 PM
For you fags who can't keep a real cup of coffee down I reccomend putting hot cocoa mix into it

it's pretty good :<

noob3
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:08 PM
it's only good if it has cream & hella sugar

plus i don't think hot drinks are good for your eyeballs

liquidstatik
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:08 PM
sk8rmonkey i think i might ignore you too unless you change your ways right this second!

liquidstatik
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:09 PM
yeah i put lots of cream and sugar in mine, black is gross :x

liquidstatik
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:09 PM
p.s. GW i have no problem with you whatsoever even if you are a boy, you're cool in my book ;o

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:09 PM
change my what?

noob3
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:10 PM
i think everyone else has him ignored so your posts are like useless to me because i can't even see his

liquidstatik
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:11 PM
yeah thats why i said i won't use the ignore feature, it just makes things confusing :x

BUT I'M MAKING AN EXCEPTION

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:12 PM
im special!

noob3
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:14 PM
i think if everyone just keeps ignoring him it won't be a problem

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:15 PM
ha ha, I love this thread now soley for the fact that he's so angry at our Amish style punishment :<

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:16 PM
what won't be a problem? I bet gw is jerking right now everyone is following what he said lol

noob3
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:16 PM
is he :( i don't know if he's angry or not because i can't see him :)

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:17 PM
yeh im so angry grrr

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:18 PM
he said something about me jerking off because everyone was following my lead

or something :<

Moobs
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:19 PM
Oh man now I'm confused and I haven't even blocked anyone ;<

liquidstatik
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:20 PM
http://photos.lacoccinelle.net/04/87/170487.jpg

You know that weed can really ease your mind
Everytime I smoke a reefer that indo high makes me fly
If everybody smoked a blunt, relieve the mind,
the world could be a better place
If everybody took a break and we all just got wasted

liquidstatik
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:20 PM
BONETHUGS :NEVA4GET

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:20 PM
Oh man now I'm confused and I haven't even blocked anyone ;<
Trust me, blocking skatermonkey will improve your I-Mock experience tenfold

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:21 PM
so am i

Chojin
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:22 PM
There's this hilarious thing I can do on these boards where I can set someone to be ignored by everyone else on the forum, without the 'you can't see this post because...' message.

It's like an INCOGNITO BAN which I had mentioned before would be awesome if I could do :<

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:22 PM
yes everyone you must listen to guitar woman. i mean ive just been running amok in these forums

noob3
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:22 PM
how can somone reply so much to people who can't even see them :lol it is funny like a horse & a carrot :o

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:23 PM
Guys I think Seven Force is back :<

Moobs
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:23 PM
haha that would be awesome.

Oh and yeah ignoring him has worked, like a paracetemol :)

liquidstatik
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:25 PM
I REMEMBA BEIN A LIL THUG, WEEDD, DIDN'T REALLY KNOW WHAT IT WAS
THEN I TOOK A PUFF AND REALIZED I SHOULD ALWAYS STAY HIIIGGH

THE WEED, THE WEED, MAKES ME FEEL AAALRIGHT
IF YA FEEL LIKE I FEEEL, I GOT HALF ON YO DIME

IF YA GOT WEED SMOKE IT, IMA REAL WEED SMOKA
IF ITS MINE, THEN I WOULD
SINCE ITS YOS, YOU COULD, YOU SHOULD

IF I AINT THERE WHEN YA BLAZE A BLUNT NIGGA HUH
PLEASE THINK OF ME
CAUZE YA KNOW A NIGGA LOVE TO GET HIGH
HIGH AND FREEE

Chojin
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:29 PM
I haven't ignored you, skatermonkey!

Though that's largely because I don't think I can

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:31 PM
Oh man, that incognito ban thing would suck for the person getting it

It'd be all like that one movie, where the guy is dead but doesn't know it and nobody can see or hear him and he can't figure out why :<

noob3
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:32 PM
what the fuck

Chojin
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:35 PM
Did you know Jeanette has aspberger's too, maybe you girls could hook up

noob3
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:38 PM
You smelt the iron in the furnace.
You retrieve an iron bar.
You smelt the iron in the furnace.
You retrieve an iron bar.
You smelt the iron in the furnace.
You retrieve an iron bar.
You smelt the iron in the furnace.
You retrieve an iron bar.
You smelt the iron in the furnace.
You retrieve an iron bar.
You smelt the iron in the furnace.
You retrieve an iron bar.
Your ring of forging has melted.

Pub Lover
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:38 PM
Guys I think Seven Force is black :<
Fixed. :rolleyes

It's also how I like my coffee. ;(


Seriously, I drink ten mugs of black coffee a day, but yesterday I didn't drink any & I had hell of stomach cramps.


I was all saying to my self that as soon as this nastyass pain stops I'm going to tell the internet about it. I was saying that when I wasn't whimpering like a baby.

Chojin
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:39 PM
Seven Force is one of like three people in the history of this forum that I genuinely dislike.

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:39 PM
You smelt the iron in the furnace.
You retrieve an iron bar.
You smelt the iron in the furnace.
You retrieve an iron bar.
You smelt the iron in the furnace.
You retrieve an iron bar.
You smelt the iron in the furnace.
You retrieve an iron bar.
You smelt the iron in the furnace.
You retrieve an iron bar.
You smelt the iron in the furnace.
You retrieve an iron bar.
Your ring of forging has melted.
Oh man what server do you play on

Chojin
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:40 PM
GUYS WE ARE TWO PEOPLE ONLINE AWAY FROM A NEW I-MOCKERY RECORD TELL YOUR FRIENDS :EEK

noob3
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:41 PM
the fastest one

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:42 PM
am I one of the other two people?

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:42 PM
So wait, how come you don't like seven force again?

noob3
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:43 PM
who is seven force

liquidstatik
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:43 PM
what game is that noob? ;o

Pub Lover
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:43 PM
Seven Force is like an immature version of me. :x

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:45 PM
I'M TRAPPED IN A TANGELED WEB OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES

noob3
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:45 PM
RUNESCAPE :lol

Pub Lover
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:48 PM
Hey guys, I don't dislike Skatermonkey! :eek

Moobs
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:48 PM
All i did was kill cows on runescape, that's all I could do ;<

Chojin
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:49 PM
Actually no, pub, you've upgraded to "normal guy" status in recent months ;<

Seven Force reminds me of this fat autistic kid called the Big C we all used to know, who'd follow us around everywhere and talk about how amazing he was and all the thrilling things he could do, then he'd do one of said things, horribly, and be all like 'AWW GUYS I BEEFED'. We'd tell him that popular video game characters were outside signing autographs to make him leave us alone. When he got mad, he'd scream and cajole and get all violent.

So it's partially because I absolutely hate to be around him, partially because he doesn't know any better than to try to sabotage things, and partially because I feel embarrassed for him.

noob3
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:49 PM
did you sell the hides for money

RaNkeri
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:50 PM
lol @ runescape :<

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:51 PM
You have to turn the hides into leather first, retard

noob3
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:52 PM
people will buy them regardless

technically you would get a little more gold, but it wouldn't be worth my time. and i havn't killed cows in like a year :p

Emu
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:53 PM
Everybody's stealing the :< faces

chojin has made them trendy

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:53 PM
What? I couldn't sell them. They'd just take them, though. :<

liquidstatik
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:53 PM
oh runescape ;o

i was lvl 63 once, wut

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:54 PM
hello to anyone who hasnt got me on ignore

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:55 PM
I got to level 15 and then decided that it was too horrible to play.

I got a lot of cool shit, though, namely a magic cape that raised my defense and a great big honking scmitar :<

noob3
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:55 PM
you take them back to a bank & save them up until you have like 500 & then go to where people craft alot (ie al kharid bank) and sell them 100 ea :] good newbie money :]

I'm only lvl 88 but I am hella rich

Emu
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:55 PM
sup sk8rmonkey

RaNkeri
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:56 PM
Everybody's stealing the :< faces

chojin has made them trendy

My mistake, I was meant to make >: but I failed.

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:56 PM
just chilling, smoking laughing you know how it is

Emu
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:57 PM
haha ya

noob3
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:57 PM
i hope you get cancer

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:58 PM
and i hate runscape my brother keeps wanting me to play online with him. that is the most pointless game ive ever played in my life

Chojin
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:58 PM
63 users online :picklehat

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:59 PM
silly monkeys aren't supposed to smoke I think that's more of a camel thing

RaNkeri
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:00 PM
I always thought that HellBreath was the crappiest MMORPG, until I saw Runescape. Can't believe that some people actually pay for it :x

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:00 PM
lol get it

noob3
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:00 PM
skatermonkey get on your brother's account & give me all of his stuff and i will love you forever, dude

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:00 PM
does everyone get my hilarious joke

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:01 PM
im not really a monkey, im really a human being with a monkey as my avatar. i know its hard to comprehend seperating this from reality,,,

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:02 PM
my brohter makes accounts for people and charges them money. i reckon he's fit right in here

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:03 PM
I don't believe I was talking to you skater idiot

noob3
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:03 PM
it's like we're in a warped reality where monkeys are using computers and riding on skateboards :lol i am so high guys :lol

liquidstatik
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:04 PM
you're not the only one ;o

RaNkeri
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:04 PM
It IS reality :x

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:05 PM
who isnt?

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:05 PM
guys why are you getting high at like 12 in the morning :x

Chojin
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:08 PM
IF YOU DIE IN I-MOCKERY, YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE.

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:09 PM
"why oh why didnt i take the blue pill"

liquidstatik
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:09 PM
its 2PM ;x

RaNkeri
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:09 PM
Didn't somebody have that in his signature?

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:09 PM
Guys the matrix was really a shitty movie stop quoting it

liquidstatik
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:10 PM
guys i might be off the internet for the weekend ;<

Chojin
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:10 PM
I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WASN'T REAL?

RaNkeri
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:10 PM
I really liked the first part :(

noob3
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:11 PM
CST NIGGAZ

liquidstatik
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:12 PM
HUH? :x

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:12 PM
"guns lots of guns"

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:12 PM
TANK, LOAD THE JUMP PROGRAM

Chojin
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:13 PM
THE MATRIX IS TELLING MY BRAIN THAT IT'S JUICY AND DELICIOUS

Pub Lover
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:13 PM
Guys the matrix was really a shitty movie stop quoting it
Fuck you, lady. (seriously)

The sequals sucked, & every movie since has ripped it off, but the first one was... alright? :\

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:14 PM
there is no spoon

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:15 PM
chojin cut it out you're making me wanna watch it again

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:15 PM
no its srsly

Chojin
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:15 PM
TRINITY I <3 U

liquidstatik
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:15 PM
somebody quick, what's a good movie to rent? :O

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:16 PM
i know kung fu

RaNkeri
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:16 PM
Fuck you, lady. (seriously)

The sequals sucked, & every movie since has ripped it off, but the first one was... alright? :\


Agreed, first part rocked mostly because of it's similiarity with 80s action movies.

We need more movies like that :x

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:16 PM
team america

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:16 PM
I reccomend Ninja Scroll. If you can get past the mediocre acting and the fact that there aren't any ninjas or even any scrolls in it then it's a really fucking awesome samurai flick.

I think my favorite was the fight with the blind samurai in the bamboo forest, that part was bonkers :<

Pub Lover
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:17 PM
Actually no, pub, you've upgraded to "normal guy" status in recent months ;<

:lol

:lol


:lol



:tear

Chojin
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:17 PM
THAT'S WHY IT'S GOING TO WORK

liquidstatik
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:17 PM
oh i forgot to mention that the video store only has really big movies so keep that in mind!

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:18 PM
um.. "mr anderson"

Chojin
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:18 PM
UGH THAT THING IS REAL

Pub Lover
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:18 PM
Agreed, first part rocked...

I retract my statement. >:

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:18 PM
kill bill

Chojin
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:18 PM
HE'S NOT OUT YET

Chojin
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:19 PM
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYBODY MOVE LIKE THAT

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:19 PM
hello neo ive been expecting you

Chojin
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:19 PM
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FLY THIS THING?

RaNkeri
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:19 PM
Anacondas : Hunt for the blood orchid - Hillarity ensured.

Chojin
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:19 PM
THEY'RE TRYING TO SAVE HIM

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:19 PM
you mean to say i can dodge bullets?

Chojin
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:20 PM
MORPHEUS'S FIGHTING NEO

Chojin
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:20 PM
HERE, HAVE A COOKIE

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:21 PM
perhaps we are asking the wrong questions

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:21 PM
Seriously, fag, Ninja Scroll is better than any movie in this thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOf0orgp6ig

I'd reccomend ignoring the fag music in the middle because it actually never shows up in the movie :<

Chojin
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:21 PM
UGH NEO THAT IS HELL OF COCK ALL IN MY ASS

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:21 PM
your mind makes it real

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:22 PM
only human

RaNkeri
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:22 PM
Chuck Norris' Delta Force is also great

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:22 PM
ive never seen anyone move like that

Chojin
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:23 PM
IT'S OUR WAY








OR THE HIGHWAY

liquidstatik
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:23 PM
ew it's anime ;<

RaNkeri
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:24 PM
I have to go to sleep now :x

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:24 PM
welcome to the real world

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:25 PM
Yeah, but it doesn't suck like anime usually does

Seriously, it was so great I got limewire to download it so I could have it forever and watch it every day

Sethomas
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:25 PM
I'm starting to really hate this thread, guys.

RaNkeri
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:26 PM
I've found most of the anime I've watched to be great

liquidstatik
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:26 PM
maybe not, but like i said, they won't have anything that's not an extremely popular live-action movie ;o

Pub Lover
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:26 PM
UGH NEO THAT IS HELL OF COCK ALL IN MY ASS
:lol


Dude, seriously, six letters? No way! :eek

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:26 PM
that avatars having a seizure

Moobs
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:27 PM
It's 8:30pm here so i will get high and then watch skins i love that programme

Pub Lover
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:27 PM
I'm starting to really hate this thread, guys.

I can't think of a better reason for you to post up in it then. ;)

PS sorry about your girlfriend ditching you. ;(

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:28 PM
I've found most of the anime I've watched to be great


That's because you're a fag.

Seriously, out of all the anime shit out there, the only three that anyone should ever watch are:
Ninja Scroll
Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust
Hellsing Ultimate

Of course the last two are optional, I just liked them because vampires kick ass

Moobs
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:28 PM
holy shit quick reply raped me there

Pub Lover
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:29 PM
I've found most of the anime I've watched to be great

Hooray, as if I didn't already have enough reasons not to watch Anime. :D

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:30 PM
Anyway, you don't have to rent it, they've got the entire thing on youtube :<

Grislygus
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:34 PM
Anime is entirely gay melodrama. End of discussion.

liquidstatik
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:35 PM
I agree. It's way too slow and boring for me to sit through :x

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk8gq2FNWY8

fags

Moobs
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:37 PM
I CAN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE

Grislygus
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:37 PM
May I remind you that you're the one who watches gay melodrama.


Not you, moobs.

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:38 PM
its still cool to ignore me

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:41 PM
Uh, if you'd actually try looking at the link you'd notice that it is fast paced and not boring

hell, like 30 people get slaughtered within the first 10 minutes :<

Oh also it's kind of NSFW be careful

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:48 PM
i could totally go some hotdogs right now

Fathom Zero
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:49 PM
Ninja Scroll is not safe for people.

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:53 PM
You guys are idiots. I'm pretty sure that if any of you actually watched it you'd like it a lot

Fathom Zero
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:55 PM
Gizay.

noob3
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:59 PM
You hammer the iron & make five throwing knives.

Pub Lover
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:02 PM
What is up with people that use so much perfume that they stink up the whole building?

Sure, I don't like to stink, that's why I change my clothes & shower daily, but if they do that they must use a whole damn bottle of whatever afterwards.

Fathom Zero
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:02 PM
>Hunt SKATERMUNKY

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:04 PM
>shoot arrow

Fathom Zero
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:04 PM
You wanna know what book really sucked?

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:04 PM
It's not a text adventure, idiot

Fathom Zero
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:05 PM
The Giver.

Esuohlim
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:06 PM
GW you're ok and everything but if you're going to keep fagging up everything by talking about anime I'm going to have to put you on THE LIST

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:07 PM
hmm in that case it should be entitled "the reciever"

Fathom Zero
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:07 PM
http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/7253/giverjm6.jpg

Not the receiver.

Esuohlim
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:08 PM
Pfft I read the Giver in like 3rd grade

liquidstatik
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:10 PM
milhouse whats wrong with your nipple i keep hearing about it :x

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:10 PM
its gandalf

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:13 PM
He's right, that is a pretty horrible book

Esuohlim
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:14 PM
lol I have no idea :(

It's swollen and circled with redness. I'm guessing it's either a weird bruise or some sort of lymph node thing :x

Fathom Zero
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:15 PM
Stupid fucking kid. I bet he's got a tumor.

"OOOH! WHAT'S THAT? AN APPLE? IT'S RED. WOWO."

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:21 PM
What's with all the bitterness today

You're all, HATE HATE HATE

or were you talking about skaterdumbass, because if you were I've got a loverly solution for you in the form of the ignore function

Fathom Zero
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:24 PM
No, I hate the kid in the Giver, even though I'm pretty sure Skatermunky is just like him.

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:25 PM
I thought he was surprised at the apple being red because nobody could see colors, except him because he was the reciever of memory or whatever.

Fathom Zero
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:27 PM
He had cancer.

Pub Lover
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:31 PM
GW your response to Skatermonkey is over the top. Calm down you hysterical (http://www.qwantz.com/index.pl?comic=728) lady.

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:33 PM
I tried reading dinosaur comics once but it wasn't really my bag man sorry

Fathom Zero
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:35 PM
Cadillacs and Dinosaurs?

Goat Cheese
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:36 PM
I tried raeding ninja comics too. but they weren't my bag.

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:36 PM
denver the last dinosaur

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:38 PM
Cadillacs and Dinosaurs?
No, the name of the comic is Dinosaur Comics. Lots of people like it, but it kind of bored me.

Fathom Zero
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:41 PM
That's cool then, because Cadillacs and Dinosaurs is badass.

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:43 PM
they made that into a game yeah?

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:44 PM
idk, I don't read printed comics that much. If I do it's usually something really long like Sin City or History of Violence.

Fathom Zero
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:50 PM
Well then you suck.

Mockery
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:56 PM
That's cool then, because Cadillacs and Dinosaurs is badass.
They made a game (and cartoon) based on it too. That game was one of the main reasons I wanted to have a dinosaur appear in the Ivan Drago game.

Fathom Zero
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:59 PM
I have it on me Xbox and I love it.

Pub Lover
Feb 1st, 2007, 05:02 PM
I tried reading dinosaur comics once but it wasn't really my bag man sorry

Yeah, I forgot your fear of long words. :\

liquidstatik
Feb 1st, 2007, 05:03 PM
Inbox contains 49 messages.
You have 117 messages stored, of a total 666 allowed. (Empty Folder (http://i-mockery.com/forum/private.php?do=emptyfolder&folderid=0))

:eek

Fathom Zero
Feb 1st, 2007, 05:04 PM
Scurry.

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 05:06 PM
I noticed that too and thought about posting it, but then I didn't. :<

Mockery
Feb 1st, 2007, 05:08 PM
Inbox contains 49 messages.
You have 117 messages stored, of a total 666allowed.
Haha, glad somebody caught that. This forum is powered by SATAN.
:themoreyouknow

liquidstatik
Feb 1st, 2007, 05:10 PM
ALSO MISTER MOCKERY,

http://i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/forward.gif
is that button supposed to be replaced? :x

Pub Lover
Feb 1st, 2007, 05:12 PM
I saw the 666 thing when I deleted everything in my inbox like Mister Mockery told me to. I did smile at it, tis true.

Mockery
Feb 1st, 2007, 05:12 PM
ALSO MISTER MOCKERY,

http://i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/forward.gif
is that button supposed to be replaced? :x
Yeah, been meaning to get around to that one. What, you trying to tell me you don't like the shitty broken pixel edges of that fine lookin' Forward button?

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 05:12 PM
Yeah, eew

make another mokey island icon for that one

Mockery
Feb 1st, 2007, 05:14 PM
NEWSFLASH REGARDING ANIMATED AVATARS! (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=465292)

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 05:14 PM
high maintenence

liquidstatik
Feb 1st, 2007, 05:18 PM
hold on i gotta try something out :x