I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Neen]

I don't know what to think about this one
http://dogcostumes.com.au/shop/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/20c3fdaec38025daa617400a50f000be.jpg

Bitch is in heat.

EDIT:
http://oceanexplorer.noaa.gov/explorations/02mexico/logs/oct13/media/isopod_450.jpg

[awesome bill]

Mario Frog Dog?

[Dixie]

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj146/ekim941/cb6d.jpg

[awesome bill]

http://www.djxn.com/kristy/DogasOompa-Loompa.jpg
I just lost all faith in humanity.

[Dixie]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/53/146921536_94a7605673.jpg?v=0http://ww2.thedollpalace.com/images/articles/dress-up-pets-6-04232007.jpg

[Dixie]

http://orgtheory.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/ferret-lib.jpg
Ok so it's not a dog, but it was confusing.

[awesome bill]

doompidy doo!

[awesome bill]

http://oceanexplorer.noaa.gov/explorations/02mexico/logs/oct13/media/isopod_450.jpg
Just add hot sauce.

[Dixie]

http://www.bocker.tv/images/zelda.jpg

[Dixie]

http://zippydogcreations.typepad.com/zippy_the_dog_so_ugly_she/images/2007/03/30/peeweejudge.jpg

[awesome bill]

sheez hawt

[awesome bill]

http://zippydogcreations.typepad.com/zippy_the_dog_so_ugly_she/images/2007/03/30/peeweejudge.jpg
Anna Nicole Puppy Reincarnation

[Dixie]

http://www.cbruen.com/blog/dog_fashion_82007.jpg

[awesome bill]

I'm not a "pet" person, but this is starting to make me feel sad for these critters.

Sort of...

[Dixie]

I might dress up my cats one day, but I'm waiting til they get declawed.

[awesome bill]

I do believe that cancels your membership to the "I Deserve To Exist" club. But it's been awhile since I've had to check the rulebook.

[Dixie]

I don't really like clubs.
They're kinda gay.

[awesome bill]

Tip: You can get back in the next night if you don't wash your hand.

[Dixie]

Cheaper to drink at home.
And probably safer.

[Dixie]

Benefiber=lots of pooping

[awesome bill]

I love to poop. Dare I say it's the favorite part of my morning.

[ElPila666]

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/6218/carnivorousmw7.jpg

[RaNkeri]

I'm so watching that movie some day :<

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/cancelchristmas.jpg

[WhiteRat]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/imgadidCPjEvPjP7dmBbxDYBRhPMgiNJrup.jpg

Well?

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/NessuAnim.gif

[Kitsa]

'ere we go.

I think he'll look much better at night. Still need a mini spotlight for him and need to hang my pucks from the trees but mostly we're good.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/xmaspazzy.jpg

[WhiteRat]

INCREDIBLE

[Kitsa]

It's backwards, I think Pazzy catches left, but my parents flipped the cutout and bolted the back so I had to go with what I had.

[RaNkeri]

Americans :rolleyes

[RaNkeri]

Also, :lol @ turd with a star on top of it

best jersey ever

[Kitsa]

try again

well, I guess technically I'm American.

Whatever.

[Dixie]

Also, :lol @ turd with a star on top of it

best jersey ever
I saw that too.

[Kitsa]

I mentioned the turdiness a long time ago :(

[Dixie]

Come on, you can't expect me to remember stuff.
Being a bimbo burn-out is harder than you'd expect.

[Kitsa]

I had a hell of a time with the team logo the way he was hunched, I tried several times. Finally I said, "fuck it", painted it out and put a Christmas tree there. Only it was a little cartoon-y so it kind of looked like a green turd.

[Asila]

Hi so I'm stuck in Seattle airport for 10 hours yeah.

Yeah.

What's up?

[Dixie]

It looks great, you're very creative and I admire that.
Green turds are good.
Makes me think of birthday cake ice cream.

[Dixie]

Hallo Asila!
Airports suck.
Sounds like alot of people are having crappy days today.

[RaNkeri]

Dallas Starturds amirite?

[Asila]

Hi CiG they're not so bad unless you miss your flight and are forced to sit in them cause all the other flights are full up. I don't think anything would be fun at that point.

[Dixie]

I hope you had a nice trip aside from missing your flight.
:(

[Asila]

I had a great time! I didn't want to leave :(

[Sam]

YOU IGNORANT FUCKS

YOU THOUGHT UNCLE_SHAM LEFT?

THAT'S FUCKING IGNORANT

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.lawlforkids.com/d/3068-2/911.png

[Tadao]

Great job Kitsa, Hi Asila, I missed you but at least you had Pub to talk to and send pics to. :(

[Asila]

Wut? :(

[Asila]

AIRPORT ALCOHOL IS FUCKING EXPENSIVE, RAT BASTARDS

[Tadao]

Totally

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/NessuAnim.gif

[Asila]

:(

[RaNkeri]

Oh god, I miss Fucking Bad Ass >: so much :(

Good thing I get to see him during christmas vacation

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/pazzyatnight.jpg

[Neen]

Satan shoots... and scores.

[Kitsa]

so here's something unfortunate.

I just found out my uncle died. Two years ago. :(

I really, really liked the guy. I have no idea why everyone waited till now to let me in on it.

[pac-man]

Satan shoots... and scores.

Miroslav or Beelzebub?

[Tadao]

so here's something unfortunate.

I just found out my uncle died. Two years ago. :(

I really, really liked the guy. I have no idea why everyone waited till now to let me in on it.

Sorry :( Maybe because they knew you would be sad and they didn't want to be the one? Or am I giving them too much credit?

[RaNkeri]

Guys, I'm watching a movie about american muay thai fighter, who's on a vacation in Thailand and fights against vampires, who kidnapped his girlfriend and who have martial arts skills :x

[Neen]

Miroslav or Beelzebub?

Beelzebub. I had no idea there was a hockey player named Satan.:lol

[Kitsa]

Tadao...too much credit, probably, it was a family-politics thing.

[RaNkeri]

Holy shit, the vampires have their own biker gang :x

[Tadao]

Guys, I'm watching a movie about american muay thai fighter, who's on a vacation in Thailand and fights against vampires, who kidnapped his girlfriend and who have martial arts skills :x

I can't stand kick boxing martial arts movies. It all LOOK AT ME BREAK THIS WALL/DOOR/PERSON/TABLE/ETC WITH MY LEG!

[Kitsa]

I think it's pronounced Shuh-TAN or Shuh-TON.

[RaNkeri]

Man, why are vampires always so horny? :(

[Kitsa]

That stupid fucking "Twilight" shit killed any interest I ever had any risk of having about vampires.

[Neen]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/74/TwilightSucks.jpg
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/50/Head_Trip_Comics_Breaking_Dawn_20080915.jpg

[Tadao]

Yeah, same way the Spice Girls killed any interest I had in music videos.

[Kitsa]

You know that chicks are just suckers for neck-kissing and damsel in distress shit, that's what it all boils down to.

[RaNkeri]

So yeah, the guy's girlfriend is kidnapped and in order to get power-up he let's this hot asian daywalker bite him. Suprisingly they end up having sweaty slow-mo sex.




This movie is a fucking riot >:

[RaNkeri]

OMG, they're having an epic final clash between the vampires and vampire hunters.

With katanas, acrobatics and slow motions :x

[Sam]

FINLAND, WHAT IS THIS MOVIE CALLED? I HAVE TO WATCH IT NOW. >:

P.S. IT SOUNDS FAMILIAR LIKE I HAVE ALREADY WATCHED IT, BUT YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO SURE ABOUT VAMPIRE/MARTIAL ARTS FLICKS.

[executioneer]

oh man does the main guy fight a guy who does capoeira i think i saw a tiny part of that

[Sam]

NVM FINLAND, IT'S VAMPIRES: THE TURNING. :(

[Neen]

Vampires don't glitter. >:

[Neen]

http://i489.photobucket.com/albums/rr255/thetrueneen/tvstatic.jpg

[Tadao]

Teen vampires in love glitter.

[MattJack]

DIX DIX DIX DIX DIX DIX DIX

[Fathom Zero]

The Vampire Effect is pretty much along those lines as well, plus Jackie Chan is an EMT.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/december/flagg.jpg

[Kitsa]

omg that's excellent.

[Dixie]

*golfclap*

[Tadao]

Perfect Pub

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[Zomboid]

SAM!!!! I fucked that girl.

[Pub Lover]

Me. Bad picture. They're all bad. :(

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/december/flagg.jpg
actually he looks about like I thought he would.
I too am not surprised.
I once weighed the seeds and stems I got, (along time ago we had those) and got a refund in weight.
You got your weed from Wal-Mart? :eek
Apparently they don't realize that making a huge hullabaloo about it will get both of them a ton of publicity. Kind of like that whole bruhaha over that Satanic Verses thing. Probably no one would have looked at 'em if the Ayatollah hadn't called for the Muslims to kill the author and publishers.
Awwww. Did you only just learn about Salmon Rustie in school, little girl?
Spaz will just take his place if you do that :(
Spazboy or Father Spaz? >:
Just like the tetnis shot (which, prior to my needing it, my parents told me tales of how they got it and couldn't lift their arm after).
Does the Tetris shot protect against Super Mario Measles as well? :eek
Dude, I'm not small in anything! :eek
PICS PLZKTHNX! :orgasm
I've been awake for over 22 hours now. In those 22+ hours, I have worked a full shift, driven 4.5 hours one way and then 4.5 hours back, done laundry, and been broken up with.

Fuck today in the ass.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/december/horny-ex-of-aarg.jpg

The only qualm I had with Watchmen (comic) was that it was way too word heavy for my taste.
Yeah! If I wanted words I would read a book! :x
I LOVE DICK
<3
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s76/quagzire/butuhm.jpg
*HUGS*
How cool is this movie ,I remember seeing this movie on HBO back in the eighties.But this movie I digress like you said has good scares great actors like Tom Atkins and awesome one liners definately deserves to be on DVD.
You digress? From what, Mister Tool? From what do you digress? As you seem barely to have set any point to have strayed or returned to. :(

I expected better from you, Sir.

[wobzire]

Fuck yeah a hug!

[Tadao]

It wasn't a boner hug though.

[wobzire]

Well DUH boners don't have arms silly! How could they hug?

[Kitsa]

That's why we women pooch our asses out when some random guy goes in for a hug- we don't want to deal with possible boners.

[Pub Lover]

Who didn't know that? >:


I :tear everytime I see it happen.

Please love the random cocks, Ladies. They need tenderness too.

[RaNkeri]

Pub, you sound desperate :rolleyes

[Asila]

Oh man I could go for a boner hug right now

[Pub Lover]

Pub, you sound desperate :rolleyes

I haven't done any hugs since small times. :(

You know, before boners were down there. ;)

I'm just thinking of other dudes not getting their boners hugged. :orgasm

I think about it alot, and it makes me sad. :(

All those lonely boners going to waste. :wank

[Shrubfest]

It's sad to see you've lost all hope for yourself, but still have sympathy for others loss...

[Sam]

I saw like 4 guys dressed up like Santa driving around today. :(

[Kitsa]

I saw a guy at Menards (large hardware store) pushing a cartful of furnace filters around, wearing a santa hat.

[Neen]

Hockey and Menards? Hey, Neighbor!

[Guitar Woman]

So that commercial where the tongue can't tell the difference between normal coke and coke zero is a fucking lie

[RaNkeri]

One must be a tard if he can't tell a difference normal coke and zero :rolleyes

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/NessuAnim.gif

[Pub Lover]

I like Skyy vodka with just a little ice. I don't keep my vodka in the freezer, there is never any room.

...what with the bodies and all

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat(BONER HUGS, WOOOO)

[Pub Lover]

boner hugs are the best kind of hugs to give :eek

-willie

<3

Do you give many boner hugs, Mister M?

[Asila]

MAN AT LEAST SOMEONE LISTENED TO ME THANK YOU WILLIE

[executioneer]

<3

Do you give many boner hugs, Mister M?

not a lot but it's almost always great! the only time a boner hug is inadvisable is when the boner is for someone else besides who you're hugging :awkward

[Tadao]

MAN AT LEAST SOMEONE LISTENED TO ME THANK YOU WILLIE

Hmm? what's that you say dear?

[Asila]

You're late to the party

THE BONER PARTY

[DevilWearsPrada]

The Sausage Fest

[Neen]

More like Cocktoberfest.

[Neen]

Hockey and Menards? Hey, Neighbor!

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you that I'm a registered offender of the sexual variety. Court order.

[Kitsa]

I already got the postcard.

BTW, I would just like to say that I watched 300 tonight and it was one of the dumbest pieces of shit I've ever seen.

And what was with all of the floppy little pancake-flap boobies?

[Tadao]

http://afterlife.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/hug.jpg

[Kitsa]

My cat just scared the shit out of everyone.

Midnight, dark, utterly silent, he steps on the vacuum "on" pedal. It's completely dark and silent in here and WHAM. Cat flew backwards with ears flat out and all his fur on end.

It's pretty startling to have a vacuum suddenly turned on behind you, at midnight, in utter darkness and silence, when you're not expecting it.

I forgot to unplug it so it's my fault, but the cats normally treat the vacuum like it's the antichrist so I didn't think they'd be climbing on it.

[Tadao]

Speaking of getting the shit scared out of you. Earlier today there was a big boom and the house shook. I guess the shuttle landed near by. I've had sonic booms before, but I don't remember them being this violent.

[Kitsa]

I haven't heard a sonic boom since I was in elementary school. I think they might be illegal most places.

[Tadao]

It has ben a very long time yeah. I think only the government are allowed to fly that fast in our airspace, so maybe it's only illegal for the rest.

[Kitsa]

I live right next to an air force base and I know Air Force One is constantly coming in and out of here, but no sonic booms. Not at their airshows or anything.

Other than John Glenn and some museum up in Wapakoneta that literally has not changed since the early 80s (went last year and the movie was still about the new Space Station they're gonna build! ), we're not much on shuttles around here.

That I know of. A lot of shit goes down on air force bases so who knows.

I'm going to bed.

[kahljorn]

SONIC BOOM! SONIC BOOM! SONIC BOOM! SONIC BOOM!

didn't he have a kick attack too?

:(

[Tadao]

lol

[DevilWearsPrada]

http://i526.photobucket.com/albums/cc350/Fogellthorpe/lfk08.jpg

[Dixie]

I just quit one of my jobs.
I think that's relief I'm experiencing.

[Kitsa]

The head gasket in our car is leaking.

I have no idea how we're going to pay to fix it.

I want to put my head through a wall.

[RaNkeri]

I have no idea how we're going to pay to fix it.



:conspiracy

[Kitsa]

Trust me, no one wants any of this.

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/NessuAnim.gif

[Sam]

SONIC BOOM! SONIC BOOM! SONIC BOOM! SONIC BOOM!

didn't he have a kick attack too?

:(

Flash Kick. :(

[Grislygus]

What the hell is with ultraGerman metal bands, it's like they're trying to destroy their own culture

"And now, by In Extremo, is their pseudo folkpop frankfurtmetal smash hit Werd Ich Am Galgen Hochgezogen, accompanied by fucking bagpipes

"AKCTOY VEY GROGASS BLRAGH!
FLAKKEN IST KRILL VAN VRIEG VOKSTAT VOKSTAT KRIEG
BLARGH BLARGH DEPIECHSE SDE GALGEN ESTRLOY, ESTRLOY EN FLARGEN GLARGH EL NIECKT GALGEN GALGEN BLEEEEAAAAAUUURGH"

And CiG's avatar is now better than any of ours, guys, someone up the ante

[Grislygus]

I love the shit out of Red Breast, oh dear sweet heavenly powers I love it

But it's too nice, I can't afford it :(

[Dixie]

What the hell is with ultraGerman metal bands, it's like they're trying to destroy their own culture

"And now, by In Extremo, is their pseudo folkpop frankfurtmetal smash hit Werd Ich Am Galgen Hochgezogen, accompanied by fucking bagpipes

"AKCTOY VEY GROGASS BLRAGH!
FLAKKEN IST KRILL VAN VRIEG VOKSTAT VOKSTAT KRIEG
BLARGH BLARGH DEPIECHSE SDE GALGEN ESTRLOY, ESTRLOY EN FLARGEN GLARGH EL NIECKT GALGEN GALGEN BLEEEEAAAAAUUURGH"

And CiG's avatar is now better than any of ours, guys, someone up the ante
Man, Germans are fucking weird.









Burnin', Lootin', Rapin', Shootin'

[Grislygus]

It's been so long

I don't even know what I did with Bad News, it was my favorite comedy album ever
and I think it went to the big garage sale in the sky :(

Really? Jabberjaw was really fucking good. Out of most hanna-barbera clones that came out this was the best one. Maybe you just didn't like for having a lack of taste.

Huzzat, whu

I'm a really big fan of the 3 stooges. Shemp is by far better than curly

Oh what the fuck now, that's just plain dumb right there

[Dixie]

The films are brilliant.
In fact, since I don't have work tonight I might just get fucked up and watch them now!
It's a shame this housewifedom won't last long.

[Grislygus]

Are you talking about Three Stooges films, or Bad News films


'Cause if Bad News made films I'm gonna suddenly be dropping a lot of cash

[Dixie]

Dude, Bad News had 2 films.
The original short film, then the Bad News reunion tour film.
YOU NEED THEM.

[Dixie]

Then again I only have them on VHS, but I'm sure there's a torrent of them out somewhere.

[Grislygus]

Oh shit Amazon has the VHS tapes I'm ordering them right now
I'm all jazzed now, I'm all nerded up and switched the internet radio to Up the Irons

[Dixie]

You're gonna love it.

[Grislygus]

Fuck, I love Armored Saint so much
There's not even a reason for it, I just love the screechy bastards

Chemical Euphoria!
OH... DEAR... GOD
Mass Hysteria
I'm pretty damn sure that, had the eighties been my heyday, I would have owned an airbrush Saints Will Conquer jacket, and proudly display the pictures today

[Grislygus]

SPAZ IS DEAD

Only if you play the record backwards

[Dixie]

it's pee pee time
...
and then a nap!

[Grislygus]

GUH'NITE

[RaNkeri]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-IrUm5ojnU&feature=related

Old as hell, but the added laugh made me crack up a bit :(

[Kitsa]

I had the shittiest Chinese food I think I've ever had in my entire life.

They had "peanut chicken" that was (I'm pretty sure) generic breaded chicken nuggets with melted peanut butter poured on top.

There was also, inexplicably, a pecan pie on the buffet.

I'm fairly sure I'm going to be ill from this.

Nothing has gone right today :(

[Dixie]

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!!?
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BLEED!!!!!!!!
FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dixie]

Ok Kitsa, we're on the same level of miserable today.

[Tadao]

Ladies, chill out. You are being overly dramatic.

[Dixie]

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Stupid uterus

[Dixie]

Does beer count as booze? :(

If it does, I should probably mention Kukko beer, my favorite brand. Comes in three brands :yum
In Finland, beer is made from reindeer pee and pine cones.

[RaNkeri]

I've always had the idea that by booze people mean whiskey, vodka etc.

But then again, I'm from Finland, so I guess the joke's on me :rolleyes

[Dixie]

I didn't mean what I said about Finland.
I love Finland.
But booze generally means anything with alcohol in 'Merica.


PS-The way I say it tends to sound like Vyeeeee-touuuu

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/NessuAnim.gif

[Guitar Woman]

Getting impregnated would solve these sorts of problems, Carni

[Dixie]

No, it wouldn't.
I'm intelligent enough to know I shouldn't be a parent.

[Tadao]

and no afraid to murder

[Dixie]

Euthanasia's not homocide.

[Tadao]

Why do you have to take all the fun out of abortion Cig?

[Dixie]

I thought that was the fun part.

[Tadao]

Can you help me get rid of this cough first?

Can I interest you in a throat lozenge?

[Crimson Ghost]

I don't think there should be any youth in Asia.

[liquidstatik]

..

[Guitar Woman]

I fucking hate that level

[Tadao]

OMG Palin won't go away! I will forever hate McCain for this!

[Grislygus]

The Beast That Wouldn't Die

[Tadao]

I treated McCain with tons of respect for his service and not snitching, I even respected him because he would show emotion and yell and shit, but he has forever erased any respect I have for him by allowing himself to be a government puppet. Throw him in the fire with the rest of them.

[Sam]

SUP DUDES?

[Grislygus]

WHASSAP BRA

[Grislygus]

CHECK THIS SHIT


http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/OurGloriousChairmanAndyDestroyingTh.jpg

[Tadao]

Howdy folks!

[Tadao]

Don't get mad at me but is that John Lennon?

[Grislygus]

Actually, it is a good friend of mine who suddenly decided to grow Fabio hair and rock out with his cock out, and requested a picture of himself destroying Canada

[Grislygus]

That would have been awesome if it was Lennon :(

Don't tell anyone that it isn't

[Tadao]

I like to think of Lennon finally losing it on some people.

[Asila]

I haven't seen The Last Unicorn since I was a kid

I'm just as amused as my three year old.

"Oh God no, I'm engaged to a Douglas Fir!"

[Tadao]

I've never seen any unicorn so count yourself lucky!

[Grislygus]

Dude, Mia Farrow was in that?

[Grislygus]

Angela Lansbury, Alan Arkin, and Christopher Lee too, huh

[Kitsa]

Oh, yeah.

I went to elementary school with this kid who honestly believed that she was a horse. Specifically, a lavender horse with a purple mane. She galloped around the playground and everything. I think she might have been a tad unbalanced.

Anyway, her big thing was to try and force people to reenact The Last Unicorn with her. She was the unicorn, of course.

Even way back then I thought people were stupid.

[Grislygus]

Plot seems kinda dull

[Kitsa]

This horrible day will not end.

I was making spaghetti for dinner. The noodles were cooked to perfection. I put the strainer atop the pot of noodles, as usual, and inverted it to drain them. The entire pot of spaghetti found its way out a 2-inch crevice on one side of the strainer and went straight down the garbage disposal.

We're out of dishwasher detergent and I can't afford to buy any till Wednesday. My hands are too torn-up to do the dishes by hand, so I tried squirting a little bit of dish soap into the dishwasher. In retrospect, not the brightest move. Our kitchen floor is covered in suds about an ankle deep.

After dinner, I'm going to bed.

[Asila]

It's not a great plot, but it's amusing. Shmendrick and um... the lady with the wild hair, Molly, make it watchable. The love bits between the prince and Amalthea almost make it not. They're set to America.

Also it's very pretty.

[Dixie]

:( bad day for you and me both darlin.
I HAD TO PASS UP SEX
I am so unhappy.

[Pub Lover]

I AM ENTITLED TO MY OPINION

Nu uh.

[Colonel Flagg]

We're out of dishwasher detergent and I can't afford to buy any till Wednesday. My hands are too torn-up to do the dishes by hand, so I tried squirting a little bit of dish soap into the dishwasher. In retrospect, not the brightest move. Our kitchen floor is covered in suds about an ankle deep.

I've done this too - on the bright side, it's the kind of mistake you only make once.

I feel your pain, Kit. Have a whiskey on the rocks, on me. Tell 'em "Flagg's settin' me up". :(

[JJ_Maniac]

Just to point sumfin out, if you pour salt on the suds, it'll make them go down.

[MetalMilitia]

Don't listen to this guy - I tried that once and it exploded my kitchen into smithereens!

[JJ_Maniac]

Blast! My nefarious scheme is ruined! CURSE YOU, RICHARDS!

[Asila]

i think i just sprained my ankle oh god ithurtsithurtsithurts

[Grislygus]

Asila, honestly, do you need a boner hug? We could send someone




And by someone I mean Tadao, but you have to act surprised when he shows up at the door

[Asila]

It might make me feel better :(

[Grislygus]

You may have to share it with CiG and Kitsa though, get a hairpin ready

[Asila]

we can take turns

[Grislygus]

But who gets to hold his hair back when he pukes on your porch?

[Asila]

That's what hair ties are for!

I'll bet Kitsa'll do it

[Tadao]

I wouldn't mind 3 seconds of sex and then watching you 3 fool around.

[Asila]

Yah you pull that all together and let me know :rolleyes

;)

[Tadao]

I'm pulling it now.

[Grislygus]

DEFINE "STROKE SHORTLY"

It's what you do when you wanna beat around the bush but you don't want your h*rdon to go soft :x

[Dixie]

I am so angry.
But I'll still make you all better if you come over.
:P

[Asila]

So is that like a porno term? Should I add that to my list of porno terms right next to 'fluffer'?

[Asila]

I am so angry.
But I'll still make you all better if you come over.
:P

HAWT

[Dixie]

You haven't seen my new pictures yet ;)
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/Wvoll/393137456_0c17961a50.jpg

[Dixie]

Or did you check for them already?
I don't know, either way I'm still angry.
Stupid uterus.

[Asila]

Your bleeding doesn't make you less sexy lady OH YES I DID CHECK I SUPPOSE I SHOULD POST PICS MESELF

[Dixie]

Hahah I'll upload them to my photobucket tomorrow.
Don't post those here, they have sensitive info "watermarked" on them......
Bleeding may not detract from how I look, but it sure fucks with how I feel.
And it's fucking with my sex life goddammmmmmit

[Asila]

;)

stupid sex life

[Asila]

Nu uh.

Yuh-huh me mommy told me so

[Aaarg]

i spent the previous two nights working the overnight shift, so now i'm wide awake at 2am and i hate life.

[Kitsa]

How did I get in on the porno team? I don't remember volunteering for a foursome.

It just got worse- I got up to a mountain of dishes I now had to wash by hand whether my hands are buggered or not. Then as the bf is headed out the door, he asks where his coat is. He asked me to wash it last night, and I did. I just didn't dry it because I was busy dealing with all the other shit and forgot.

Today is shaping up to be exactly like yesterday. I'm afraid.

[MetalMilitia]

I just thought of an awesome way to score hot chicks in art schools. Claim to have an unusually textured penis and ask if anyone wants to take a rubbing. Even if it doesn't work you'll at least earn yourself a place on the sex offenders register so it's really win-win.

[Grislygus]

Dude, all you have to do to score artschool chicks in have bullshit spewing out of your mouth constantly, Not sure how you could keep up after starting off that strong

[MattJack]

i can tell you

talk about indie bands that nobody has ever heard of

they eat that mess up

[Sam]

RILO KILEY, PAVEMENT, AND BRIGHT EYES

GET YOU LAID EVERYTIME. ;)

[MattJack]

shi* you might as well be packin latex at that point, bruh

[Grislygus]

Actually, yeah, just make sure to say that you "discovered" them

[Sam]

SEE GUYS, I KNOW.

I'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE. :(

[Grislygus]

Art school? God, how could you stand to be in the same room as the guys, man, artfags are terrible

[MattJack]

artfags and music snobs

they are pmuch like jocks, but on the opposite end of the spectrum

[Grislygus]

I think I'm a music snob :(

Hate eminem so much it hurts

[Grislygus]

Well, actually, I listen to pretty awful music, but still, everyone's personal taste sucks except for me

[Kitsa]

I'm glad my art teachers all hated me and made me afraid of art school so I didn't go.

[Sam]

Art school? God, how could you stand to be in the same room as the guys, man, artfags are terrible

TRYIN TO GET DAT P*SSY, SON.

[Tadao]

I just thought of an awesome way to score hot chicks in art schools. Claim to have an unusually textured penis and ask if anyone wants to take a rubbing. Even if it doesn't work you'll at least earn yourself a place on the sex offenders register so it's really win-win.

That's awesome.

[Tadao]

Today is shaping up to be exactly like yesterday. I'm afraid.

Self fulfilling prophecies?

I just got a phone call and the guy is all "Hello Todd?" I'm all "yeah?" He was then like all "I see you have stayed at Hilton Inn recently and we have a package not available to..." and I was all "No thank you" *click*.

Over Thanksgiving my brother said that the big two to go bankrupt right now are Hotels and Airlines because that shit is getting cut out of every works budget right now.

Point is... Who here has ever been cold called by a hotel? OMG WHAT IF MY WIFE FOUND OUT! MOTHER FUCKERS!

[Kitsa]

I keep getting called on my cell by some woman who thinks I'm "Greg". Apparently Greg owes on a boat.

I've told her that I'm a) not Greg and b) don't own a boat, but she will not be deterred.

I wonder if they're going to send repo people after me for the boat I don't have. Maybe they'll take a neighbor's bass boat.

[Tadao]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/misusing_slang.png

[Tadao]

You should see what she wants. If it's a sale, be all interested and then say hold on a sec, put the phone near the tv and walk away. My other favorite is walking into the bathroom while they give their pitch and flush the toilet just to see if I can put a break in their stride.

[Dixie]

I better stop bleeding by Friday.
YOU ARE NOT GOING TO RUIN MY WEEKEND UTERUS!

[Crimson Ghost]

I've gotten the boat call too when I was on vacation in the Cayman Islands. Only while I was there though.

[Tadao]

We get cruise ship calls all the time.

[Kitsa]

I meant, this guy bought a boat and is in collections for it or something.

[Tadao]

Ah, then tell them yeah he's here hold on, and then set the phone down and let them listen to nothing.

[Neen]

Did you co-sign anything for a relative? That's my guess.

[Kitsa]

nope, never cosigned for anyone. I think it's just a wrong number that they refuse to believe.

[Guitar Woman]

wow, guys, fuck jobhunting

[Tadao]

Yeah, job hunting is why most people stay in thier shitty jobs.

[Asila]

It sucks I may end up working at walmart again.

[Tadao]

Oh man, the jokes coming to me are endless :(

[Asila]

;)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I better stop bleeding by Friday.
YOU ARE NOT GOING TO RUIN MY WEEKEND UTERUS!


I read this and then looked to the left at your BAD NEWS logo dripping red. I just thought to myself "BAD NEWS indeed."

[Fathom Zero]

There's a shitload of jobs where I'm at. Most of them are in food service, but there are a lot of openings in retail as well. It's weird. I think the recession is being caused by so many people quitting and being fired. I've had my job for two and a half years and we have just been getting more and more desperate for people.

It's that they can't afford to work for so little. However, it's a boon to the teenage workforce (booyah).

[Kitsa]

For some reason I can't get enough Rice Krispies. I ate like 4 bowls today.

I highly doubt I'm lucky enough to be pg again so it's probably just me being fat.

[DevilWearsPrada]

grain deficient.

[WhiteRat]

Big fat fucking piece of shit!

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY_8woQ-HEA

Previous to Conan O'Brien's talkshow career...

[WhiteRat]

The Erasure guy has AIDS from the homo gay. :(

[Fathom Zero]

IT AIN'T FAIR I TELLS YA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfJnnl6Yekg

[Pub Lover]

Putting a tag on anyone you just meet arent you? Well news for you kiddo, im not emo =/. And thats my cam honeybunch.

Now make us all a favor and think a little before you barf your stupid thoughts out. Srsly.

;)

**~Sparklez out~**
*HUGS* <3 <3 <3
Well if it's not yours it's pub lovers or jeanette's

I don't use coloured text for regular comments. :(

Let her be real, pls? :(

[Pub Lover]

Oh shit! She's caught Pubitis! AKA the COOOOOTTTTTIIIIEEEESSSSS

Ranny-K! Stop spreading your tyttöbakteeri to everyone. >:


I read the mainsite, WTH? :(

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/december/03-12-08.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey guys, pretending to be gay in real life leads to worse problems than being beaten up if the other guys pretend to be gay back. :(

Do I back down? No. Do they? No?! Oh shit... :x
I'll come. :rock

Pac-Man, stop hitting on all the ugly white chicks. You're better than that.