I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.splachovac.cz/obrazky/eric/kill.jpg

[Sethomas]

Awe bleteth after lomb,
Lhouth after calve cu,
Bulle sterteth, bucke verteth
Murie sing, cuccu!
Cuccu, cuccu
Wel singes thu, cuccu.
Ne swik thu naver nu!

[Johnyy Darko]

I got something to say!!!

[Emu]

http://personal.smartt.com/~brianp/images/fight.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php?date=2002-09-25&res=l

[Chojin]

I don't think Drumming understands this thread

[Emu]

THANKS FOR RUINING THIS THREAD, FUCKERS :lol

-willie

[Chojin]

There is no possible way to ruin a thread like this

[Pub Lover]

should i go back and read all 160 pages i missed?
Only if you like reading my bullshit. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

where's pub when you need him :(
:winkwink

[Pub Lover]

Or pub, pub would be just as good as my lady ;(


With those silky smooth locks, and his supple thighs :(
:lol

You haven't seen my stupid 'tache. :(

[Pub Lover]

I'm not an ice queen jerk Pub's the only guy for me >:
Wow, you fixate almost as fast as I do. :eek

[Pub Lover]

i just noticed Rongi's title is The Ice King, so now all i have to do is arrange a marriage between rongi and the guitar girl hmmmm
I like the possible story arc, I think we better save it for next season, in case our ratings drop. ;)

[Pub Lover]

I wanna join in on all the fun :(
How is the drinking going?

[Pub Lover]

btw Pub Lover are you ok this thread hasn't been responded to in about 5 hours :eek
I went out the house. :eek

Once a year I do it for the traditional drink at the Alexandra Blossom Parade.

No one liked my moustache.

[Pub Lover]

I'm not speaking like I usually do in this thread. It feels weird now that we're in GB :(
Yeah, your racist sexism is completely gone. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I don't play video games, I read metaphysical philosophy.

I used to play video games.

I hate my life.

I always hated my life.
& that's why we like you. :)

[Pub Lover]

& that's why we like you. :)
Well, that's why I like him. :(

[Pub Lover]

We couldn't last for one page without the mention of sex, could we?
We make it fine when there are no girls around. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

That thing that Guitar Woman said a few days ago about Kellychaos being as stupid as a race car is fast or something made me laugh :<
I missed that, where did she say it? :confused

[Pub Lover]

I like Cheese.
Before now I didn't really have a problem with you. But now I do.
GET OUT.
What's wrong with cheese? :vegan

[Pub Lover]

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, PLEASE STOP POSTING
Why don't more people, other than Chojin, tell me that?

[Pub Lover]

I got something to say!!!
I don't think you do. >:

Or the old Max Burbank:

Prove It! >:

[Pub Lover]

There is no possible way to ruin a thread like this, no matter how hard pub tries

[Pub Lover]

Seventeen in a row. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://www.blacktriangle.org.uk/blog/archives/images/mothballing.jpg

[HickMan]

i mean really

[Pub Lover]

i mean really
Hey Clay. :(

[The Retro Kat]

Hay Gang!

[Pub Lover]

Hay Gang!
Hey Gay Matt. :)

[HickMan]

HEY PUBLOVER!

HEY MATTIE!

[Pub Lover]

HEY PUBLOVER!
Sup?

[Guitar Woman]

That thing that Guitar Woman said a few days ago about Kellychaos being as stupid as a race car is fast or something made me laugh :<
I missed that, where did she say it? :confused
In the "Attention Retro Kat" (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=353880#353880) thread.

[Guitar Woman]

Also hey guys <3

[Pub Lover]

KELLYCHAOS YOUR EXPLICIT SEXUAL DESCRIPTION OFFENDS ME TO THE UMPTH DEGREE

IF I WERE A MOD I'D BAN YOUR ASS FASTER THAN... UM... SOMETHING THAT GOES REALLY FAST IN A CERTAIN SITUATION

YOU KNOW, LIKE A RACE CAR :0
Oh yeah, I remember this. :lol

I didn't pay much attention to the Race Car bit as I was more reminiscing about Blackadder. Oh well, I guess I must just be losing interest in these forums. :/

[Pub Lover]

Also hey guys <3
Hey. :)



<3

[Pub Lover]

I'm four posts behind Schimid in my race to catch up with Esuohlim. :(

[Guitar Woman]

Baby, life is like a ride on a freeway
Dodging bullets while you're trying to find your way
Everyone's around, but no one does a DAMN THING (lol @ caps)
It brings me down, but I won't let them

If I seem bleak
Well you'd be correct
And if I don't speak
It's cause I can't disconnect
But I won't be burned by the reflection
Of the fire in your eyes
As you're starin' at the sun

[Pub Lover]

Staring At The Sun was my favourite song when I was 16.

[Pub Lover]

Ooooh wa air a ooh... AS YOU'RE STARING AT THE SUN! :ROCK

[Pub Lover]

:rock

caps. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Pub's Post #4080 (of the new calendar)

That's equal to Schimid. :(

[Pub Lover]

I'm now the 16th biggest loser on the boards. :(

[Pub Lover]

You know that thing where you think someone is mad at you because they haven't spoken to you for a while?

Well exactly how crazy is it when you start beating yourself up because you think you've made someone angry, & the reason you think you know they are angry is because they are not posting stupid shit on an internet forum?

Yeah? >:

[Pub Lover]

I wrote her off for the tenth time today
And practiced all the things I would say
But she came over
I lost my nerve
I took her BACK and made her dessert
Now I know I'm being used
That's okay man cause I like the abuse
I know she's playing with me
That's okay cause I've got no self esteem

[Pub Lover]

Fuck The Chorus! >:

[Pub Lover]

We make plans to go out at night
I wait till 2 then I turn out the light
this rejection’s got me so low
If she keeps it up I just might tell her so

[Pub Lover]

When she's saying, all that she wants only me
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
When she saying, all men are like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can spend
Well I guess, I should stick up for myself
But I really think it's better this way
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care Right? Yeah!

[Pub Lover]

Now I'll relate, this little bit
That happens more than I'd like to admit
Late at night, she knocks on my door
She's drunk again and, looking to score
Now I know, I should say no, but
That's kind of hard when she's ready to go
I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a sucker with no self esteem

[Pub Lover]

After the mild The Offspring obsession, I went on to Weezer, & they were the soundtrack of my 17th year.

Goddamn you half-Japanese girls
Do it to me every time
Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello
And I'm jello, baby
But you won't talk, won't look, won't think of me
I'm the epitome of public enemy
Why you wanna go and do me like that?
Come down on the street and dance with me

I'm a lot like you so please, hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me

I asked you to go to the Green Day concert
You said you never heard of them (how cool is that)
How cool is that?
So I went to your room and read your diary:
Watching Grunge leg drop New-Jack through a presstable...
And then my heart stopped:
Listening to Cio-Cio San, fall in love all over again.

I'm a lot like you so please, hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me

How stupid is it? I can't talk about it
I gotta sing about it and make a record of my heart
How stupid is it? Won't you gimme a minute
Just come up to me
And say hello to my heart
How stupid is it? For all I know you want me too
And maybe you just don't know what to do
Or maybe you're scared to say: 'I'm falling for you'

I wish I could get my head out of the sand
Cos I think we'd make a good team
And you would keep my fingernails clean
But that's just a stupid dream that I won't realize
Cos I can't even look in your eyes without shaking, and I ain't faking
I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon

I'm a lot like you so please, hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me

I'm a lot like you
I'm a lot like you
I'm a lot like you
And I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me

[Pub Lover]

http://www.photographyblog.com/images/photo_of_the_week/04100405/Bleak%20View.jpg

[Sethomas]

I serenaded my friend to El Scorcho tonight.

I will remember that for ever.

And no, I haven't been plastered this weekend. I was the designated driver last night (so I had only around four drinks over a three hour span) and tonight I had only two pints. So pssh.

[Emu]

am i the only person on this board who never gets drunk >:

[Chojin]

Let other people use the thread too, Pub

[HickMan]

am i the only person on this board who never gets drunk >:

I got drunk a week ago for like the second time ever :X

[Guitar Woman]

I've got the flu you guys :(
I didn't think it would come this early in the year :(

[Sethomas]

You didn't get it from me, I swear.

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah seth, 'cause you can catch the flu over the interweb. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

I've got the flu you guys :(
I didn't think it would come this early in the year :(
You get the flu every year? That sucks. :(

[Emu]

OK so I got "Sheik Yerbouti" and "Frank Zappa: Guitar" (used, but in perfect condition) :O

[Pub Lover]

Rongi is too buzy making sandwiches to respond right now.

am i the only person on this board who never gets drunk >:
:rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

I've got the flu you guys :(
I didn't think it would come this early in the year :(
You get the flu every year? That sucks. :(
No, I usually get a flu shot :(

[Pub Lover]

Does it really get that cold in TRANCE :o?

[Emu]

she lives in like montana or some such place :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

she lives in like montana or some such place :rolleyes
Yeah? So? How cold does it get there?

[Sethomas]

Montana is typically colder than Alaska during parts of the year. But if she lives in OR-UH-GHUN, then I assume the coastal winds keep it relatively mild year-long.

[Pub Lover]

relatively
:blah

[Sethomas]

NOT EVERYONE LIVES ON THE FANTASTIC ISLAND OF PLEASANT WEATHER.

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, it must suck to be all of you. :)

[Sethomas]

There's a hill behind my house. When it snows, I like to sled down it.

WINTER RuLES.

[Pub Lover]

I Get Snow. (http://www.geocities.com/urbansuicidejunkie/2004/winter/2004_winter_01.html) :(

[Sethomas]

Nuh-uh. New Zealand is south of the equator, and the further south you go the hotter it gets.

[Pub Lover]

Foiled again! :curses

[Esuohlim]

OK so I got "Sheik Yerbouti" and "Frank Zappa: Guitar" (used, but in perfect condition) :O

I almost got "Shut up an' play yer Guitar" yesterday, but I didn't bring enough money and it was 38 bucks wtf :(

So I got Apostrophe which was 17 for barely 30 minutes of music. It better be damn awesome >:

[Esuohlim]

http://www6.cityu.edu.hk/puo/CityUAdmin/Data/Story/News/20041115114400/images/break%20record.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I think I've forgotton the rules for the Page Break, I betetr go check the first post...

GHOSTS! :eek

[Guitar Woman]

Montana is typically colder than Alaska during parts of the year. But if she lives in OR-UH-GHIN, then I assume the coastal winds keep it relatively mild year-long.
If by "relatively mild" you mean "incredibly gay", then yes. During winter it gets cold enough to be miserable but not cold enough to snow, and during the summer it gets hot enough to make me sweat uncontrollably but not hot enough to make the cold water involved with activities like supersoaker wars and giant slip-n-slides not make my lips blue. Oregon sucks. :(

[Pub Lover]

What temps does it go down to in your miserable state?

I'll even accept your crazy Fahrenheit scale if that's all you're familiar with. :(

[Sethomas]

Indiana usually ranges from about -35° to 38° C, though it's rarely under -20°.

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, that's cold. :eek

I think the -5° C it gets here is cold. :x

[Esuohlim]

Speak in Fahrenheits >:

[Pub Lover]

No, because it's a stupid scale. >:

[Esuohlim]

IT'S STANDARD :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Only in retard countries. ;)

[Pub Lover]

relating or conforming to a thermometric scale on which under standard atmospheric pressure the boiling point of water is at 212 degrees above the zero of the scale, the freezing point is at 32 degrees above zero, and the zero point approximates the temperature produced by mixing equal quantities by weight of snow and common salt
Stupid.

[Pub Lover]

relating to, conforming to, or having a thermometer scale on which the interval between the freezing and boiling points of water is divided into 100 degrees with 0° representing the freezing point and 100° the boiling point
OMG! Natural phenomena that you can see in any kitchen. :eek

[Guitar Woman]

What temps does it go down to in your miserable state?

I'll even accept your crazy Fahrenheit scale if that's all you're familiar with. :(
I'd tell you in celcius, but I haven't used that in 10 years. :x

In winter it usually gets down to about 40-something degrees, but when you add heavy rain to that it seems a hell of a lot colder. :(

[Pub Lover]

40°F is 4.4°C

It normally gets down to 23°F here, but it can get down to 5°F which isn't very cold, but the Antarctic winds sure make it seem so. :x

[Guitar Woman]

:faint @ Desperate Housewives season premier

[Esuohlim]

All I know is that -40° is the same in both scales. :(

And the conversion equation is something really gay. >:

[Pub Lover]

the conversion equation is something really gay. >:
Yes, it is. Hence both of us hating the other's scale. ;)

[Guitar Woman]

God, just make a program on a scientific calculator :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

God, just make a program on a scientific calculator :rolleyes
I put my scientific calculator in a blender when I left school. Plus I only have to do the conversion myself when talking to retards (like me).

[Pub Lover]

:faint @ Desperate Housewives season premier
If they put that show on the Discovery Channel, I might of heard of it.

[GADZOOKS]

I never heard a man so depressed when I told Willie about what you jerks did to his thread.

Not cool guys, not cool.

http://www.promusclewrestling.com/Videos/CheapShot/CheapshotTitleBUtton.jpg

[HickMan]

I think we should make a new one

[Guitar Woman]

We could at least get this one to 500 pages before we trash it. :(

[Chojin]

I never heard a man so depressed when I told Willie about what you jerks did to his thread.

Not cool guys, not cool.
I left a question up for about 3 days asking if anyone had objections to me moving it.

This thread was so amazingly awful to begin with that there's really no-where for it to go but up anyway.

[Emu]

So I got Apostrophe which was 17 for barely 30 minutes of music. It better be damn awesome >:

the guy at the music store recommended Apostrophe and I would've bought it but he had apparently sold it like a day before >: >:

[Chojin]

Pub -

1. How do you know my aim name
2. Post it again and i'll ban you again.

[Guitar Woman]

http://blog.doctissimo.fr/php/blog/Lateralis/images/PF-The%20Dark%20Side%20Of%20The%20Moon.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

I always get depressed as hell when I listen to "Time." :(

[Emu]

The last song on that CD makes me cry ;-;

[Guitar Woman]

All that you touch
All that you see
All that you taste
All you feel.
All that you love
All that you hate
All you distrust
All you save.
All that you give
All that you deal
All that you buy,
Beg, borrow or steal.
All you create
All you destroy
All that you do
All that you say.
All that you eat
And everyone you meet
All that you slight
And everyone you fight.
All that is now
All that is gone
All that’s to come
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
:(

[The Retro Kat]

What up motherfuckas...

[Guitar Woman]

Not much :(

[Guitar Woman]

Pub got a ban warning though :chatter

[Sethomas]

There was a screening of Dark Side of the Rainbow here a while back. Trippy stuff.

I just had a biology lab job interview. If I don't get it, I'll (insert something that would worry my psychologists).

[Guitar Woman]

I clicked on PYPH twice before I realized it was the wrong thread. :(

[Esuohlim]

Same here, actually

SIGH :(

[Aneurysm]

There was a screening of Dark Side of the Rainbow here a while back. Trippy stuff.

I watched that a few years ago, it's only interesting until about halfway through.

[Esuohlim]

Google.com spelled "Google" with a 7 today :( :( :(

[Big McLargehuge]

Lets talk about tempuratures again >: The high has been around 95 F (35 C) in my town for the last month or so with the occasional excursion up into the 100s (37+ C), at least its not july where we had days above 110.


WOO HOO SONORAN DESERT!

[Sethomas]

That's Because Google is Seven Years Old Today!

[Guitar Woman]

Hey guys :(

[Guitar Woman]

Some punks vandalized my town's local cemetary a few nights ago. Normally I wouldn't really care, but I saw the top of my grandparent's headstone being lifted back on to it's base and secured with rubber cement on the news last night :(

[Guitar Woman]

My dad and uncles are going to be pissed beyond belief when they find out about this :(

[Guitar Woman]

In other news, I rented The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy yesterday.

[Guitar Woman]

All I can say is that if I got a bunch of acid, mushrooms, PCP, crystal meth, and pot, and rolled all of it into an 8-inch long joint and smoked it in 10 minutes, and then read the book/watched the TV series/listened to the radio play, I would get a slightly more accurate representation of the story than I did from the movie.

[Guitar Woman]

I liked the singing dolphins though :lol

[Sethomas]

I think you could get just as good a representation of the story if you did the aforementioned and then watched The Land Before Time VI.

[Guitar Woman]

That's not the point :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

The point is that it wasn't true to the book at all :(

[Guitar Woman]

I also liked how they slipped in the original Marvin costume from the TV series. :nostalgic

[Guitar Woman]

The thing I hated most was how they made Zaphod a spaz :(
I know he was missing half of his brain, but still :(

[Guitar Woman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v51/ScruU2wice/finally_Layer-1.gif

[Big McLargehuge]

you can't smoke mushrooms Banjo Babe

[Guitar Woman]

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, TRIAD BROTHER CHOI IS ON :love

[Sethomas]

So am I. :(

[Guitar Woman]

hey seth

[Sethomas]

Salve amica. Loquatisne Latinam? In hoc filum in Latine loqui debemus.

[Chojin]

The point is that it wasn't true to the book at all :(
It was still largely the screenplay that Adams had originally written.

[Jixby Phillips]

Guitar Woman you stink!

[GADZOOKS]

As attorney of Willie's Estate, I must declare that the title of this thread to be changed to this.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/GHOSTOFFRAISER/fatass.jpg

[Shyandquietguy]

I'm leaving for Job Corps on October 4th. They really need work on their welcome packages. They make it sound so depressing.

[Shyandquietguy]

Oh, and I found this when searching Google for funny pictures.

http://www.brynosaurus.com/funny/ZionSUV.jpg

[Emu]

that was completely worth stretching the fuck out of this page

[Guitar Woman]

Gadzooks sucks at MSpaint

[Rongi]

guitar woman looks like kevin smith

[executioneer]

hey guys whats going on

[Guitar Woman]

the general blabberization of the post count fight thread :(

[Guitar Woman]

also kellychaos is being a boring idiot :sleep

[Esuohlim]

A JIXBY POST AND A EXECUTIONEER POST? :faintemoticon

Hey Pub Lover I'm in an actual relationship now so you're on your own from now on pal.

[Guitar Woman]

I'm watching the rescuers right now :(

[thabutcher]

whats up everyone

[GADZOOKS]

Gadzooks sucks at MSpaint

http://www.farflungquilts.com/rm019happytimes2jacket.jpg

[HickMan]

ScruU2wice is my new wallpaper

[Emu]

what the fuck is a "fat-quarter"

[Esuohlim]

I happy jacked-it times 2 on your face lol

[Guitar Woman]

That is the ugliest jacket I have ever seen :(

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.rakaz.nl/artwork/wallpaper/navy-dark/navy-dark-800x600.jpg
:(

[Big McLargehuge]

somebody needs to let somebody else get some page breaks =(

[Rongi]

firefox can suck my nuts

[Guitar Woman]

That's nothing compared to the number of consecutive page breaks Pub has done :(

[Big McLargehuge]

i was actually referring to pub when i said you need to let somebody else do one >:

[LegoLars]

I am going to quit school.

[Guitar Woman]

i was actually referring to pub when i said you need to let somebody else do one >:
I think he left for a while. :(

From: Pub Lover
To: Guitar Woman
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 7:17 pm
Subject: PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/PubicPubLover/molly.jpg

[Big McLargehuge]

Shit somebody better call the New Zeland suicide squad there might still be time to talk him down.

[Chojin]

Apparently it's my own fault that pub knows my aim name - I left it in one of the screenshots of my desktop. Idle hands and all that, point being I should have known better.

And firefox is just another way of furries trying to subject their way of life onto others.

[Guitar Woman]

And firefox is just another way of furries trying to subject their way of life onto others.
Hence the frowny below the pic. :(

[Esuohlim]

Did I mention that I am making kissies with a girl on a regular basis now. >:

FUCK YOU THIS IS MAGIC. >:

[Aneurysm]

Aww, I knew you'd find someone.

[HickMan]

HIFIVE ESHOULIM OR WHATEVER

[Esuohlim]

OF COURSE INTERNET COMES FIRST IN THIS RELATIONSHIP >:

ALSO I'M NOT GOING TO BE A FAG AND TALK ABOUT THIS ALL THE TIME LIKE OAO OR WHATEVER THE HELL HE TALKS ABOUT? BOYS? W/E

[Sethomas]

I haven't had a real relationship in like three years. I've made out with like fifteen total strangers since then, but still.

[Aneurysm]

If I were you I'd be checking if they had herpes or something first, that's risky business.

[The Retro Kat]

Is the horse in the Never Ending story named Artex?

[The Damp Moose]

Artax I think.

[Esuohlim]

http://cuppycake.ytmnd.com/

This is like, #6 of the top all time ytmnds. I saw this before like two years ago on Matt Harty's site, I thought, except it was only one picture with the looped music. >:

[Esuohlim]

WHY IS MY SIG BEING A NO-SHOW ALL OF A SUDDEN? >:

EDIT: N/M :ANGRY

[The Retro Kat]

Jibba Jabba! >:

[Big McLargehuge]

check out what i got for 1 dollar at a yard sale

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Big_mclargehuge/DSCF0040.jpg

[The Retro Kat]

It's kinda expensive to film with that.

[Esuohlim]

ARE YOU WEARING ELEPHANT JAMMIES, SIR?

[Big McLargehuge]

It's kinda expensive to film with that.

If i get kodak kodachrome and rock walmart processing it is like 15 dollars for three minutes. Thats the cheapest way :(.


And those aren't my elephant jammies it's my elephant blankie.

[Esuohlim]

http://www.italiancarparts.com/brakes/brake.gif

[Esuohlim]

OK so I bought Absolutely Free and Weasels Ripped my Flesh, even though I heard that Weasels Ripped my Flesh is really weird and most people hate it at first, but I have 9 FZ albums already so I'm ready. >:

[Emu]

How was Apostrophe' :( Also I hear Freak Out's pretty good.

[Comrade Rocket]

I work on cars now

[Sam]

I'm glad you came back. You leaver. >:

[Esuohlim]

WERE YOU ASTRO-BOY AVATAR GUY?

[Esuohlim]

How was Apostrophe' :( Also I hear Freak Out's pretty good.

Apostrophe is really good. It's pretty much a follow-up to Over-Nite Sensation, and it's worth the 30-minute length. :(

Freak Out is OK. The songs are mostly clichéd pop tunes, but the last three tracks are indescribable and are, like, the best songs evar. :(

[Two-Faced]

WHAT KIND OF CHAT ROOM IS THIS >:

[Aneurysm]

A shitty one. >:

[Comrade Rocket]

He grew into an Astro-Man and left me for some nerdy anime-obssesed 13 year old boy

[Esuohlim]

WHAT KIND OF CHAT ROOM IS THIS >:

YOUR AVATAR HAS TWO GROSS WARTS >:

[Two-Faced]

THEY'RE HERPES

BUT WTF ASL??!!1?! LOL WTF[/b]

[Big McLargehuge]

everybody listen to Powerslave >:

[Big McLargehuge]

There goes the siren that warns of the air raid
Then comes the sound of the guns sending flak
Out for the scramble we’ve got to get airborne
Got to get up for the coming attack.

http://www.jetfighter.com.au/images/dog-fight.jpg

Jump in the cockpit and start up the engines
Remove all the wheelblocks there’s no time to waste
Gathering speed as we head down the runway
Gotta get airborne before it’s too late.

http://www.geocities.com/saedor/dogfight.jpg

Running, scrambling, flying
Rolling, turning, diving, going in again
Run, live to fly, fly to live, do or die
Run, live to fly, fly to live. aces high.

http://hksw.org/images/wwi%20dogfight.jpg

Move in to fire at the mainstream of bombers
Let off a sharp burst and then turn away
Roll over, spin round and come in behind them
Move to their blindsides and firing again.

http://www.doll-houses-miniatures.com/rose_html/images/toys/TOY-AA.jpg

Bandits at 8 o’clock move in behind us
Ten me-109’s out of the sun
Ascending and turning our spitfires to face them
Heading straight for them I press down my guns

http://www.diggerhistory.info/images/air-ww1/dog-fight.jpg

Rolling, turning, diving
Rolling, turning, diving, going in again
Run, live to fly, fly to live, do or die
Run, live to fly, fly to live, aces high.

[Shyandquietguy]

I'm leaving for Job Corps tomarrow.

[Shyandquietguy]

Oh, and I found a funny picture about erasers, but the site doesn't allow hotlinking. But here it is in a nutshell. All of the narrow ends of the eraser said "Good for use" while the blunt parts said "Not very good and smears alot of the graphite around, use a razor to shave off pieces to make a sharper end."

[Aneurysm]

That's hilarious.



Except I lied just then.

[Sethomas]

Like, zing and stuff.

[Shyandquietguy]

Aneurysm, I found a picture about you. It had you with amputated testicals sewn onto your testicals with a word balloon saying "I like it!".

[Sethomas]

I just took a shot of my home-brewed absinthe, and it kicked my ass, just like any good absinthe should. As I've mentioned elsewhere, I can take shots of everclear without grimace. This stuff, although only around 150°, has such a powerful taste that it will DESTROY YOU.

As far as side effects go, for me it's about the same as smoking a joint. That being said, joints don't really have much effect on me.

[Esuohlim]

Omg Absolutely Free is rocking my socks, wasn't this one your favorite Rongi?

[HickMan]

WHATS UP GUYS HAVENT TALKED IN A WHILE WHAT'S NEW I MISS THIS THREAD WHEN IT WAS AWESOME

[Esuohlim]

Me too, Hickman :(

[HickMan]

I mean really, what happened?

[Sam]

I know what happened.

[Esuohlim]

http://www.darkhorizons.com/1999/broke/broke3.jpg

[Big McLargehuge]

I GUESS I WON'T DO THE PAGE BREAK THEN AND I HAD AN AWESOME PICTURE >:

[Esuohlim]

THIS POST IS FOR SAM TEH GRAY FURBY ONLY >:

Sam so I bought TMBG's Miscellaneous T the other day because it was the first time I found it in a store AND it was the first time that I realized that it was actually an album and not a compliation. DO YOU OWN THIS BECAUSE IT'S KICKING RAD AND I'VE PLAYED THE FIRST TRACK SO MANY GODDAMN TIMES THAT I FUCKING HATE IT NOW BUT I STILL KEEP PLAYING IT >:

[Esuohlim]

I GUESS I WON'T DO THE PAGE BREAK THEN AND I HAD AN AWESOME PICTURE >:

Yeah ok but my picture has girls in it, fag

[Big McLargehuge]

Yeah, but mine had missles and guns and explosions, so who is the bigger fag?

[Big McLargehuge]

Nobody ever writes me messages :(

[Big McLargehuge]

Except once from terra when i got a tumor. (who wants a message from terra, RIGHT GUYS ;))

and alot from drumming because she was going behind sam's back ;(

and one from willie because of this thread :(

[Big McLargehuge]

and one from FS to talk about cat flaps

[Esuohlim]

Half my inbox is still full of Fartin Mowler messages.

[HickMan]

Half of mine is about RoG wondering where his black gamecube controller I promised him back in 03 is. I DON'T EVEN USE IT lol

[Esuohlim]

I'm sure Chuck Norris would have given up his gamecube controller. >:

[Sethomas]

I bet the movie Sidekicks is why Jonathon Brandis killed himself.

[Guitar Woman]

This thread hasn't been posted in for 2 days :(

[Guitar Woman]

That must be some kind of record or something :(

[Big McLargehuge]

SHUT UP

[Guitar Woman]

IF YOU HAVE AN ISSUE WITH ME WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT TO ONE OF THE 7+ THREADS ABOUT ME IN MOCKWARS >:

[Marc Summers]

Guys stop fighting this isn't the way :tear

[Guitar Woman]

He started it. :/

[Aneurysm]

I don't care who started it, both of you stop or no recess, and I mean it.

[Command Prompt]

http://www.padwick.net/fark/koko.jpg

[Big McLargehuge]

NO NO YOU SHUT UP!

[The Retro Kat]

HAY GUYZ, WATS NEW?

[Comrade Rocket]

TODAY I WAS CHANGING OIL IN A CAR AND IT SPLASHED OUT ON MY FACE AND WAS HOT AND IT HURT

[Guitar Woman]

I THINK IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR A PAGE BREAK

[Guitar Woman]

SOMEONE ELSE IS GONNA HAVE TO DO IT THOUGH BECAUSE I SUCK AT PAGE BREAKS :tear

[Sethomas]

http://www.commeaucinema.com/images/galerie/cejourlagalerie18.jpg

I don't know if this is good enough please inform me if I suck.

[Guitar Woman]

Last night I dreamed Mockery got really pissed at me and banned me it was scary :tear

[Esuohlim]

LAST NIGHT I REPEATEDLY STUCK MY TONGUE DOWN MY GIRLFRIEND'S THROAT BUT THEN SHE WOKE UP >: >: >:

[Big McLargehuge]

I BET YORU GIRLFRIEND IS IMAGINARY ANY WAY >:

[Esuohlim]

NO SHE'S A QT >:

[Emu]

inflatable :rolleyes

[pjalne]

Last night I dreamed Mockery got really pissed at me and banned me it was scary :tear

About a week ago I dreamt he called me up and was sad and drunk and blubbered some stuff I couldn't make out. I told him it would be better in the morning and that he should probably hang up since calling Norway must be really expensive.

[Mockery]

I'm the man of everybody's dreams.

:aok

[Guitar Woman]

Re is so lucky :tear

[Comrade Rocket]

Check out my neato costume

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v114/Wooshi/IMG_0032.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v114/Wooshi/IMG_0033.jpg

i still need to put the M on the hat, and i need to get a giant mallet.

Also i dont know if i want to be just mario, i think i want to be mario and something else.

Any suggestions?

[Sam]

Mario and a homosexual. :rolleyes

[Comrade Rocket]

http://asame2.web.infoseek.co.jp/mariof174.jpg

[Big McLargehuge]

Comrade Rocket has pretty eyes >:

[Sethomas]

If you can just go into a costume store and buy your fucking costume like that, then you are unworthy of The Great Pumpkin.

[sadie]

comrade rocket looks almost just like the bass player in my last band.

[Big McLargehuge]

sadie please change your avatar, everytime i see it i am so overwhelmed by cuteness that i must make sounds like "ohhh" and say things like "look at da pweety baaby" this, as you can imagine, is an embarassment to me as a man and cannot be tolerated.

[sadie]

embrace this side of yourself! don't attempt to avoid it! that's what being a real man is all about!

[HickMan]

I miss the first 150 pages of this thread >:

[Sam]

THIS THREAD WAS MUCH BETTER PRE FEBRUARY 14, 2005 >:

[Marc Summers]

So I was riding my bike to my apartment from school. They have a bike path that I use for about 3/4 of the way before I go back up to the streets, so it's usually pretty safe. Directly after I have to get off the path, I have to pass two driveways that lead into the bowling alley and mini-golf course before I finally make it back. EACH of them have a stop sign with a limit line, but I'm still kinda cautious when I cross them just because people blow past them without looking.

So this guy in a PURPLE CAR acts like he's going to stop so I cross and then he speeds up and hits the rear wheel of my tire. My bike skids, but I'm still upright and OK. I let loose an avalanche of obscenities on the guy and he was all "Sorry dude" and sped off before I could get a good enough look at the licence plate. Now there's just enough warpage on the wheel for it to be usable, but annoying because it's scraping against something.

FUCK :explode

[Comrade Rocket]

once, a few friends and i went to the mall. We messed around with the elevator and one of my friends got caught in the parking garage while we all went back to the top. Everyone else went to the bathroom while i waited for my friend. When the elevator finally came up he had a white face. I asked him what was wrong and he said he was hit by a car.

After the elevator doors closed he decided to run for the other elevator on the other side of the garage. While running a car drove out and over his foot (lucky he had his steel toe boots on). This knocked him off balance and with his arm he fell into and smashed the cars window. He stumbled a few feet, caught his breath and begain to leave. The man in the car shouted, "HEY" My friend turned around, "Im okay." The man shouted again, "YOU BROKE MY WINDOW." my friend stopped and shouted back, "YOU HIT ME WITH A CAR." the man then drove away.

there was a tire tread on his foot and glass on his sleeve.

[HickMan]

YEAH

[HickMan]

so hows it goin guys anything new happen with you guys I got a new job at my local YMCA its fun

[kellychaos]

The fact that you're posting this indicates the lack of desired results.

[Mike P]

God damn it, those aren't getting-hit-by-car stories. Your bike is dented? Your friend's foot got run over? Where's the bodily harm? You have totally failed to deliver what the topic of the posts claim. >: