View Full Version : I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)
Esuohlim
Mar 31st, 2005, 09:39 PM
TIME OF DAY
PREPOSITION
NOUN
Sam
Apr 1st, 2005, 06:58 PM
I can't beleive it's been so long since someone has posted in here. :(
COME ON YOU JERKS LET'S KEEP IT UP >:
Esuohlim
Apr 1st, 2005, 07:54 PM
seriously >:
executioneer
Apr 1st, 2005, 08:56 PM
breakfast time
jammed up
cock
Esuohlim
Apr 1st, 2005, 09:22 PM
NUMBER
ANIMAL
executioneer
Apr 1st, 2005, 09:23 PM
seventy shitty
hyena
Sam
Apr 1st, 2005, 09:25 PM
Is ArrowX really banned?
Because my heart couldn't stand to be broken if he's not. :tear
Esuohlim
Apr 1st, 2005, 09:41 PM
Sorry this one kind of sucks but it's ok I guess :/
It's called "Alternate Movie Titles"
executioneer
Apr 1st, 2005, 09:45 PM
ok go ahead
Esuohlim
Apr 1st, 2005, 09:45 PM
1. Charles Manson Wars -- Star Wars
2. Snow White and the 69 I hate the Jews Jixby Phillips -- Snow White and the 7 dwarves
3. Raiders of the lost cock -- Raiders of the Lost Ark (:lol :lol :lol)
4. Tasty Potter and the Prostitute's Stone -- Harry Potter and the Sorserer's Stone
5. Titmouse Park -- Jurassic Park
6. Field of Periods -- Field of Dreams
7. Wizard of Orgasm College -- Wizard of Oz
8. Burptalk Pie -- American Pie
9. Pee-scented and the Beast -- Beauty and the Beast
10. My Orange Heaven -- My Blue Heaven
11. Sky Pro Wrestler and the World of Meatloaf Day -- Sky Captian and the World of Tomarrow
12. A Nightmare on Ruddell Road -- a Nightmare on Elm Street
13. Pirates of Gay Santa's Workshop -- Pirates of the Carrabien
14. Kinky Encounters with the 54 Gay as Shit Kind -- Close encounters with the 3rd Kind
15. King Mr. Salad Fingers -- King Aurther
16. Rusty Spoon Runner-Blade Runner
17. From Suppertime till Breakfast Time -From Dusk till Dawn (:lol :lol :lol)
18. Jammed up with the Cock -- Gone with the Wind (:lol :lol :lol)
19. Gone in 70 Shitty Seconds -- Gone in 60 seconds
20. Spy Hyenas -- Spy Kids
executioneer
Apr 1st, 2005, 09:47 PM
super lol @ jammed up with the cock :lol
executioneer
Apr 1st, 2005, 09:53 PM
another fun "house rule" is to replace 'color' with 'adjective' because color ones are also borign
executioneer
Apr 1st, 2005, 10:28 PM
hey man whoever does the next one should like read it aloud when its done and make an mp3 and send it to me and i will host it because madlibs are way better read aloud :D
or if you want you could just pm the finished one to me and i'll read it alound i dont mind
executioneer
Apr 1st, 2005, 10:29 PM
oh sh*t or we could do a veeper of it :eek :eek
Sam
Apr 1st, 2005, 10:42 PM
I wonder what Willie will sound like. :eek
Rongi
Apr 1st, 2005, 10:58 PM
7. Wizard of Orgasm College -- Wizard of Oz :lol
Chojin
Apr 1st, 2005, 11:03 PM
Sky Pro Wrestler and the World of Meatloaf Day :lol
Esuohlim
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:19 AM
OK I'll do another one, and this one is going to Willie through PM when it's done so make it good ok? :x
Esuohlim
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:20 AM
HAPPY HELLO TYPE GREETING
FAMOUS PERSON
YOUR NAME
Rongi
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:23 AM
ASL?
Gary Glitter
Michael Jackson
Rongi
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:24 AM
someone should rename this thread "the only REAL terri schiavo rememberence thread :("
Esuohlim
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:30 AM
ADJECTIVE
NOUN
FAMILY MEMBER
Rongi
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:31 AM
foppish
cervix
retarded step-mom
Sam
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:32 AM
FLAMING
PAD OF STICKY NOTES
GRANDPA
Esuohlim
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:32 AM
http://www.nrc.nl/images/scholierenschiavo2.jpg
FEEDING TUB PLZ :(
Rongi
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:34 AM
LOL MY FRIEND WAS LIKE "Mitch Hedberg died :(" and I was all ":(" and this cunt was like "Terri Schiavo is dead yall :(" and i'm like "WHO THE FUCK CARES SHE WASNT FUNNY >:"
Esuohlim
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:35 AM
ADJECTIVE
TYPE OF EMERGENCY
NUMBER
Esuohlim
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:37 AM
wait "type of emergency" will be "mitch hedberg died" unless someone thinks of something better
Sam
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:38 AM
DELICIOUS
SCROTIAL RASH
SEVENTY TWO SCADOO
Rongi
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:39 AM
SLOPPY
Mitch Hedberg died
99 LUFT BALLOONS
Esuohlim
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:41 AM
ADJECTIVE
TYPE OF PET
VERB -ED
Sam
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:44 AM
FOREBODING
ZOMBIE MITCH HEDBERG
COPULATED
Esuohlim
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:45 AM
VERB -ING
ADJECTIVE
TYPE OF HORRIBLE DISASTER :(
Sam
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:46 AM
I THINK THE HORIBLE DISASTER SHOULD BE MITCH HEDBERG DYING
Esuohlim
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:47 AM
this mad lib is depressing me :(
Sam
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:47 AM
NIZZLE SHIZZLING
LEGOESQUE
Emu
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:48 AM
BLOODENING
RECTAL
GENOCIDE
Esuohlim
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:48 AM
A TERRIBLE DISASTER >:
PLACE
VERB
Sam
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:49 AM
SOMEONE STEALING THE CORPSE OF MITCH HEDBERG
VOMITORIUM
POOP
Emu
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:49 AM
KFC FIRE
STRIP MALL
SQUIRT
Esuohlim
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:51 AM
VERB
NOUN
SEVEN-LETTER WORD
Sam
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:51 AM
IN THE MITCH HEDBERG DIES THREAD I WAS GONNA MAKE A JOKE ABOUT DJ POTATOE GOING TO SEE HIM AND IT BEING ALL LIKE WEEKEND AT BERNIES WITH A MITCH HEDBERG CD PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND :(
Esuohlim
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:52 AM
oh fuck Sam you actually made me lol out loud with that :(
Esuohlim
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:53 AM
I'M GOING OUT ON A LIMB HERE BUT I THINK SEVEN-LETTER WORD SHOULD BE "HEDBERG" ALL IN FAVOR?
Emu
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:53 AM
SHAVE
GOOSE
VAGINAL I MEAN HEDBERG >:
Esuohlim
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:55 AM
NUMBER
PERIOD OF TIME
BODY PART
Esuohlim
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:56 AM
VAGINAL I MEAN HEDBERG >:
haha jk
Sam
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:56 AM
48
THE DATE MITCH HEDBERG DIED NEVER 4GET :tear
AORTA
Emu
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:58 AM
3,059,820,205
THE RENAISSANCE
TRACHEA
Esuohlim
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:58 AM
For "period of time" they want something like two weeks or three months
Esuohlim
Apr 2nd, 2005, 01:00 AM
NUMBER
ADJECTIVE
NOUN
Sam
Apr 2nd, 2005, 01:04 AM
.04
merrily
jizzrag
executioneer
Apr 2nd, 2005, 03:27 AM
I wonder what Willie will sound like. :eek
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/heyguys.mp3
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/meowmeowmeow.mp3
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/scare.mp3
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/imgonnakillyou.mp3
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/dementoid.mp3
Bell E. Laffs
Apr 2nd, 2005, 04:31 AM
What's
a hot pot?
executioneer
Apr 2nd, 2005, 04:35 AM
it helps you make tasty little meals :eek
fungusamongus
Apr 2nd, 2005, 04:52 AM
I don't really like... meals :(
Matt Harty
Apr 2nd, 2005, 03:17 PM
hey guys
ziggytrix
Apr 2nd, 2005, 03:44 PM
i still wonder what willie's speaking voice is like... ya know, when he goes to the drive thru and asks for a burger, i hope he doesn't do it like dementoid.mp3
ok, i really hope he does, but that's awfully mean of me :(
Matt Harty
Apr 2nd, 2005, 03:46 PM
hi zomboid
FS
Apr 2nd, 2005, 04:48 PM
those sound files are LOL
sports
Apr 2nd, 2005, 05:35 PM
Food is awesome.
HickMan
Apr 2nd, 2005, 07:22 PM
You're all stupid weiners who nned to shutup
Sam
Apr 2nd, 2005, 08:48 PM
LOL WEINERS
sports
Apr 2nd, 2005, 09:05 PM
Mmmmm, hot dogs.
Esuohlim
Apr 2nd, 2005, 11:06 PM
CORK IT, SPORTS >:
Esuohlim
Apr 2nd, 2005, 11:07 PM
HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE
GOODBYE PHRASE
NOUN
Sam
Apr 2nd, 2005, 11:23 PM
I wish Bape's bannings were still in place. ;_;
Sam
Apr 2nd, 2005, 11:24 PM
CAN OPENER
EAT ME
CORK >:
Immortal Goat
Apr 3rd, 2005, 12:03 AM
I wish Bape's bannings were still in place. ;_; >: HEY! >:
Immortal Goat
Apr 3rd, 2005, 12:04 AM
lol I have nothing against sam sorry didn't mean to seem angry Roker's gotta stick together.
executioneer
Apr 3rd, 2005, 12:06 AM
i sound like a guy who is kind of retarded normally
do you guys just want me to read it in my regular voice or should i do a accent or something or should i just sound really excited!
Sam
Apr 3rd, 2005, 12:07 AM
I'm sorry Hickman's brother I didn't mean you I was refering to some certain other people. :(
Immortal Goat
Apr 3rd, 2005, 12:49 AM
It's okay Sam, I forgive you. I knew who you were talking about. Roker League for life, yo.
Esuohlim
Apr 3rd, 2005, 12:58 AM
OK I just shipped the mad lib off the Willie's PM box. :picklehat
Sam
Apr 3rd, 2005, 01:02 AM
I'm excited. :o
executioneer
Apr 3rd, 2005, 01:24 AM
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/madlib.mp3
i messed up a little but i didnt listen to it cause i h8 my regular voice :lol
Sam
Apr 3rd, 2005, 01:37 AM
That was magical. :love :wank :picklehat
Sam
Apr 3rd, 2005, 01:41 AM
What's that squeeking sound in the background?
executioneer
Apr 3rd, 2005, 01:42 AM
every time i am alone and talking my stupid cat thinks i am talking to her >: so she was meowing at me
executioneer
Apr 3rd, 2005, 01:42 AM
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/lolaface.jpg this one
Sam
Apr 3rd, 2005, 01:43 AM
I want to do a madlib now. ;_;
Sam
Apr 3rd, 2005, 01:51 AM
But Milhouse is like the Madlib master I don't want to step on any toes here.
And plus I don't want to sort through the madlibs that are Charmed Lesbian fan fiction. :(
ScruU2wice
Apr 3rd, 2005, 01:57 AM
wow that was amazing.
executioneer
Apr 3rd, 2005, 03:13 AM
thx :-[
Sam
Apr 3rd, 2005, 03:15 AM
What is that cat's name?
executioneer
Apr 3rd, 2005, 03:16 AM
Lola
Sam
Apr 3rd, 2005, 03:17 AM
I'm kind of drunk but I refuse to make a "HEY LOOK AT ME I'M DRUNK LOL ISN'T THAT FUNNY" thread so I'm just posting in here alot and trying to have conversations with everyone. :(
executioneer
Apr 3rd, 2005, 03:18 AM
okay!
would it help if i got drunk too :lol
Sam
Apr 3rd, 2005, 03:18 AM
Because I hate "HEY I'M DRUNK" threads. >:
Esuohlim
Apr 3rd, 2005, 03:19 AM
Hey Sam go ahead and do one I'm all libbed out :(
Sam
Apr 3rd, 2005, 03:20 AM
No i think I'll just leave the libbing to you I tried to look up libs on eLibs.com but I couldn't do it. :(
Sam
Apr 3rd, 2005, 03:21 AM
okay!
would it help if i got drunk too :lol
I don't know Willie I think someone should be the designated driver. :/
executioneer
Apr 3rd, 2005, 03:23 AM
i was thinking we could make a madlib up from one of the posts in the philosophy/other borign crap forum :lol
executioneer
Apr 3rd, 2005, 03:24 AM
like one of the news stories
liquidstatik
Apr 3rd, 2005, 03:24 AM
lol you have the voice of a star, willie. :O
executioneer
Apr 3rd, 2005, 03:25 AM
thx i try :(
Sam
Apr 3rd, 2005, 03:26 AM
I think that is a captial idea young William. :posh
executioneer
Apr 3rd, 2005, 03:29 AM
or even like song lyrics, or excerpts from a book or anything suppsoed to be serous
Sam
Apr 3rd, 2005, 03:30 AM
Mitch Hedberg's obituary. :tear
Esuohlim
Apr 3rd, 2005, 03:33 AM
WILLIE YOU HAVE QUITE A CHARMING VOICE :(
Sam
Apr 3rd, 2005, 03:35 AM
Willie should read more mad-libs. :(
Bell E. Laffs
Apr 3rd, 2005, 03:39 AM
You are the butch weatherman.
I believe Immortal Goat makes for a better butch.
Give that faggot your avatar, dude.
executioneer
Apr 3rd, 2005, 03:43 AM
ok guys i have made a mad lib and i am gonna start doing stuff in sets of five because it's kind of long :(
plural noun
adjective
noun
adjective
plural noun
Bell E. Laffs
Apr 3rd, 2005, 03:47 AM
ok guys i have made a mad lib and i am gonna start doing stuff in sets of five because it's kind of long :(
plural noun
adjective
noun
adjective
plural noun
lunches
blistering
tanktop
bombastic
trombones
executioneer
Apr 3rd, 2005, 03:59 AM
noun
historical era
celebrity name
plural noun
place
Rongi
Apr 3rd, 2005, 04:50 AM
willie sounds like kevin smith :o
except willie isnt a faggot >:
Rongi
Apr 3rd, 2005, 04:51 AM
beans
victorean era
Fatty Arbuckle
jizzism
rapetown
executioneer
Apr 3rd, 2005, 05:02 AM
I hope it's allright if i change 'jizzism' to 'jizzisms' because 'jizzism' aint no plural noun
executioneer
Apr 3rd, 2005, 05:03 AM
or maybe i could swap jizzism and beans :lol
executioneer
Apr 3rd, 2005, 05:05 AM
verb(present tense)
verb ending in ING
event
adjective
place
Bell E. Laffs
Apr 3rd, 2005, 07:33 AM
Toss
chucking
Ant's "Follow My Ass" Comedy Tour
Incondescent
TGI Fridays
I love your voice.
Emu
Apr 20th, 2005, 01:44 AM
TIMEWARP :eek
fungusamongus
Apr 20th, 2005, 09:39 AM
april was worse than i remembered
Dick Tayshone
Apr 20th, 2005, 11:05 AM
Yea! AND the Roker gang is about to split IMMENENTLY, if my gypsy blood serves me correctly. :eek
Mad Melvin
Apr 20th, 2005, 12:10 PM
Whats up guys my account was deleted and now its fine again! :donniedarko
HickMan
Apr 20th, 2005, 02:32 PM
lol how bout that
fungusamongus
Apr 20th, 2005, 02:55 PM
does anyone play kingdom of loathing anymore?
Esuohlim
Apr 20th, 2005, 04:06 PM
Shit I lost the URL to the new avatasr I had >:
Esuohlim
Apr 20th, 2005, 04:11 PM
arpil fools http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif
HickMan
Apr 20th, 2005, 06:57 PM
lol
Sam
Apr 20th, 2005, 08:28 PM
GUYS WE HAVE 12 MORE PAGES TO MAKE UP KEEP GOING I HAVE FAITH. >:
Esuohlim
Apr 20th, 2005, 08:48 PM
We only got through 12 pages in 16 days wtf >:
Is Pub Lover still unbanned because we could fill the quota by morning :(
Esuohlim
Apr 20th, 2005, 09:12 PM
http://img246.echo.cx/img246/642/me8do.jpg
lol
fungusamongus
Apr 21st, 2005, 02:18 AM
hey guys
Matt Harty
Apr 21st, 2005, 11:51 AM
Hey guys I was thinking about changing my avatar.
Mad Melvin
Apr 21st, 2005, 12:01 PM
go for it
fungusamongus
Apr 22nd, 2005, 10:14 AM
i suggest a catloaf with an al roker face
HickMan
Apr 22nd, 2005, 02:32 PM
guys how long is the board gonna be up i dont know
fungusamongus
Apr 22nd, 2005, 06:02 PM
4eva dude
pjalne
Apr 22nd, 2005, 07:41 PM
When Rog dies or something, I guess.
Guitar Woman
Apr 23rd, 2005, 12:13 AM
We should agree on a place we can rendezvous if the boards go down for a long time. :(
Sam
Apr 23rd, 2005, 01:59 AM
GUYS WE'RE SLOWING DOWN COME ON WE REALLY NEED TO PICK UP THE PACE I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT
Esuohlim
Apr 23rd, 2005, 02:24 AM
POST!
Esuohlim
Apr 23rd, 2005, 02:25 AM
POST!
Esuohlim
Apr 23rd, 2005, 02:26 AM
POST!
Guitar Woman
Apr 23rd, 2005, 02:26 AM
I've got it if I-mock goes down we'll all just buy Phantasy Star Online and form a super awesome ninja clan and stand there being awesome
Esuohlim
Apr 23rd, 2005, 02:26 AM
PSTO! :(
Guitar Woman
Apr 23rd, 2005, 02:27 AM
and we make the idiots on the forum wear headbands that say "NINJA" on them
http://www.entertheninja.com/ninja_fun/etiquette.shtml
last one on the page
Sam
Apr 23rd, 2005, 02:30 AM
That's the worst idea I've ever heard in my life. >:
Guitar Woman
Apr 23rd, 2005, 02:33 AM
OK SMARTY PANTS YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS TO MOCKWARS WHOOPS LOL WE'RE ALREADY IN MOCKWARS WHAT A COINCIDENCE
BTW i'd like to see youcome up with something better that a NINJA CLAN
Sam
Apr 23rd, 2005, 02:43 AM
This is a null issue because there is already a back up message board that only vets can go to but you have to be the best of the best no slackers or room for slackers because they aren't good and they wouldn't be vets if they were slackers maybe someday guitar woman but not today you slacker AM I RIGHT VETS? [/code][/code]
Guitar Woman
Apr 23rd, 2005, 02:46 AM
I am aware of the initiation process here people insult you nd then see what you do and speak to eachother about their battle plan in code :(
Sam
Apr 23rd, 2005, 02:49 AM
[list][/list]
I BET YOU WISH YOU KNEW WHAT THIS MEANT DIDN'T YOU GUITAR WOMAN BUT TOO BAD YOU CAN"T KNOW NOT YET MAYBE NOT EVER LOL WE'LL SEE MAYBE IF YOU CAN PASS INITIATION :explode
fungusamongus
Apr 23rd, 2005, 03:32 AM
morning
fungusamongus
Apr 23rd, 2005, 06:31 AM
where is everyone?
Mad Melvin
Apr 23rd, 2005, 07:39 AM
i dont know i guess its up to u & me to get da party started :highfive
fungusamongus
Apr 23rd, 2005, 07:49 AM
oh man i was playing earthbound it kicks ass
fungusamongus
Apr 23rd, 2005, 07:53 AM
oh shit everyones gone again :(
Mad Melvin
Apr 23rd, 2005, 07:58 AM
i watched manchurian canditate or whatever with denzel washington last nite. it was all gay and shit.
fungusamongus
Apr 23rd, 2005, 08:01 AM
hey melvin gonna watch apocalypse now redux tonight i know i am
ps little nicky sucked
Mad Melvin
Apr 23rd, 2005, 08:04 AM
Totally apocalypse rules and yes adam sandler is a fag i bet if you said fag to sandler he would be like yaeh so what im gay and proud of it.
fungusamongus
Apr 23rd, 2005, 08:12 AM
i dunno dude airheads was pretty decent probably because of steve buscemi but still. is coffee and cigaretes out on dvd yet i was thinking i might check it out
Mad Melvin
Apr 23rd, 2005, 08:21 AM
i dont think coffee & cigarettes is out on DVD yet. im more interested in finding a dvd of the hudsucker proxy that movie kicks ass.
fungusamongus
Apr 23rd, 2005, 08:26 AM
what's the best simpsons episode of season 16. i just dled the seventh episode and it sucked
Mad Melvin
Apr 23rd, 2005, 08:32 AM
i have no idea man. i stopped watching the simpsons a long time ago. im watching underground stuff like family guy or monty python or napoleon dynamite
executioneer
Apr 23rd, 2005, 08:32 AM
the one wher bart becomes a faggot
fungusamongus
Apr 23rd, 2005, 08:46 AM
underground to the max
what are some good web comics because most of them suck except achewood, ctrl+alt+del and orneryboy but thats a maybe
Mad Melvin
Apr 23rd, 2005, 08:49 AM
I only read raw meat occasionally.
Mad Melvin
Apr 23rd, 2005, 08:54 AM
i mean red meat. raw meat wtf
fungusamongus
Apr 23rd, 2005, 08:54 AM
oh yeah raw meat rules
Mad Melvin
Apr 23rd, 2005, 09:00 AM
hey guess what i started palying silent hill 3 again yesterday. its spooky but im stuck in this part where you have to solve some shakespeare puzzle or whatever the fuck.
fungusamongus
Apr 23rd, 2005, 09:19 AM
i can't play any horror games because usually i shit my pants and then cry. last horrorish game i played was 7 days a skeptic and it freaked me out
executioneer
Apr 23rd, 2005, 09:34 AM
one time i played the horror game of run from the cops thru the cemetery
fungusamongus
Apr 23rd, 2005, 09:49 AM
creepy
executioneer
Apr 23rd, 2005, 09:52 AM
but i got the bad ending because i didnt pick up the bottle of red liquid :rolleyes
Mad Melvin
Apr 23rd, 2005, 11:40 AM
just typical.
ScruU2wice
Apr 23rd, 2005, 01:22 PM
i dont think coffee & cigarettes is out on DVD yet. im more interested in finding a dvd of the hudsucker proxy that movie kicks ass.
I'm pretty sure it is, since I watched it on DVD last week.
fungusamongus
Apr 23rd, 2005, 01:39 PM
in finland
Esuohlim
Apr 23rd, 2005, 08:29 PM
there's goddamn snow on the ground here >:
Mad Melvin
Apr 23rd, 2005, 08:33 PM
There was some snow here too couple of days ago, but luckily it melted. i hate snow unless by snow you mean crack cocaine haha just kidding.
Sam
Apr 23rd, 2005, 09:08 PM
Referred to as a big disgrace
Now I'm free-lance with more risk to take
Now a rhymin merc, finding certified androids
Hit a convention, signin autographs for fan-boys
They admire
My enhanced stanzas
And how I dodge man-hunts
And security cameras
Avoided apprehension in sub-atomic dimensions
And even more impressive cause of what we livin
A self contained environment, I suggest I'm just a minor threat
I see a thing of beauty fly as heck, standing by her desk
Paid her my respects, I was too scared to try to step
So I deployed one of my androids with dialect
Synthesized with my voice perfectly replicated
Asked for her name, and was she married?
'No we're separated'
Sam
Apr 23rd, 2005, 10:48 PM
Girls - all I really want is girls
And in the morning it's girls
Cause in the evening it's girls
I like the way that they walk
And it's chill to hear them talk
And I can always make them smile
From White Castle to the Nile
Back in the day
There was this girl around the way
She liked my home-piece M.C.A.
He said he would not give her play
I asked him, "Please?" - he said, "You may."
Her pants were tight and that's ok
If she would dance - I would D.J.
We took a walk down to the bay
I hope she'll say, "Hey me and you should hit the hay!"
I asked her out - she said, "No way!"
I should have probly guessed her gay
So I broke North with no delay
I heard she moved real far away
That was two years ago this May
I seen her just the other day
Jockin' Mike D. to my dismay :(
ziggytrix
Apr 23rd, 2005, 11:20 PM
those are good songs.
Sam
Apr 23rd, 2005, 11:37 PM
I <3 Deltron 3030.
Rongi
Apr 23rd, 2005, 11:56 PM
Del The Funkee Homosapien is the best rapper ever. No questions asked.
Everyone go see kung fu hustle. it's awesome
ziggytrix
Apr 24th, 2005, 01:40 AM
One time some random bitch AIMed me, and I forget why but we were talkinga bout rap and I mentioned Del and she blocked me! :O
Sam
Apr 24th, 2005, 01:48 AM
I HOPE SHE'S DEAD >:
Matt Harty
Apr 24th, 2005, 02:06 AM
hey guys
ziggytrix
Apr 24th, 2005, 02:14 AM
deja vu!
Sam
Apr 24th, 2005, 02:58 AM
I HOPE SHE'S DEAD >:
ArrowX
Apr 24th, 2005, 02:59 AM
Fo 'Sheezay?
Matt Harty
Apr 24th, 2005, 12:19 PM
shut up
bigtimecow
Apr 24th, 2005, 02:14 PM
where's the dang madlibs?
fungusamongus
Apr 24th, 2005, 02:29 PM
hey mad melvin, where in finland are you from?
Mad Melvin
Apr 24th, 2005, 02:36 PM
the south coast yo
fungusamongus
Apr 24th, 2005, 02:39 PM
savo yo :(
Mad Melvin
Apr 24th, 2005, 02:46 PM
i used to live there too 4 or 5 years ago. It sucked.
ziggytrix
Apr 24th, 2005, 04:49 PM
Are you two Finnish'd yet? I don't want to interrupt, norway norhow.
Mad Melvin
Apr 24th, 2005, 05:01 PM
Hey, that was kinda clever.
Sam
Apr 24th, 2005, 05:21 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/7d95fe79.jpg
:(
sports
Apr 24th, 2005, 06:36 PM
:/ purple guts?
Sam
Apr 24th, 2005, 08:46 PM
THIS PAGE NEEDS 10CCs OF WILLIE. STAT! :(
executioneer
Apr 24th, 2005, 08:57 PM
i got to do my laundry :(
Sam
Apr 24th, 2005, 09:55 PM
Guys, I have a http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/woody.jpg
Emu
Apr 24th, 2005, 10:08 PM
My http://www.paulduncan.org/files/dick_cheney.jpg is feeling a little down :(
Matt Harty
Apr 25th, 2005, 11:35 AM
guys my http://events.clowningaround.com/images/Carnival%20Store/neon%20bouncing%20balls.jpeg itch
Matt Harty
Apr 25th, 2005, 11:39 AM
and its making me pretty http://www.vision.caltech.edu/feifeili/101_ObjectCategories/tick/image_0040.jpged off >:
Mad Melvin
Apr 25th, 2005, 11:42 AM
you´re a http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/ce/0212/ADick_150x218.jpg
Matt Harty
Apr 25th, 2005, 11:47 AM
I'll kick your http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/cf/240px-Donkey.1.arp.750pix.jpg
Mad Melvin
Apr 25th, 2005, 12:05 PM
oooooh, Im http://www.verkkokauppa.com/images/shaking%20hands%20pixx%20200.jpg
ziggytrix
Apr 25th, 2005, 12:14 PM
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rockets redglare
Apr 25th, 2005, 12:17 PM
http://img193.echo.cx/img193/6609/untitled6qs.gif guys
I know the webcomic discussion was like 2 pages ago, but Kid Radd is a pretty good one if you like sprite comics
ziggytrix
Apr 25th, 2005, 12:25 PM
I used to read a bunch of webcomics every day, then I just kinda stopped. I went back to Sinfest last week tho, and I had to go back like 2 and a half years to catch up - I had no idea it'd been that long.
Guitar Woman
Apr 25th, 2005, 02:48 PM
God ziggy you're such an http://animals.timduru.org/dirlist/donkey/SDZ_0210-Donkey-Closeup.jpghttp://comsewogue.k12.ny.us/showcase/katz/hat.gif
ziggytrix
Apr 25th, 2005, 03:16 PM
http://www.greenapple.com/~jorp/amzanim/ewe.jpghttp://www.canoe-suwannee.com/8A_Time_to%20Think.jpghttp://www.chrysler.org/escher/images/eye.jpg give a http://jove.prohosting.com/eep3cs/pict/house/fuck.jpg what http://www.greenapple.com/~jorp/amzanim/ewe.jpghttp://www.canoe-suwannee.com/8A_Time_to%20Think.jpg
Guitar Woman
Apr 25th, 2005, 03:22 PM
stop being lame that doesn't even say anything :rolleyes
ziggytrix
Apr 25th, 2005, 03:23 PM
you really didn't get it? :(
Guitar Woman
Apr 25th, 2005, 03:33 PM
The only thing it meant to me was "Sheep politician politician I give a what sheep politician politician."
rockets redglare
Apr 25th, 2005, 03:49 PM
thats not a sheep it's a "ewe"
ziggytrix
Apr 25th, 2005, 04:14 PM
and what are the politicians DOING?
Guitar Woman
Apr 25th, 2005, 04:41 PM
:/ "You being sleazy politicians I give a what you being sleazy politicians." :(
rockets redglare
Apr 25th, 2005, 04:44 PM
http://img248.echo.cx/img248/6934/thinking5rk.gif
HickMan
Apr 25th, 2005, 05:07 PM
so i was sitting there talking to this mexican guy and he was all like 'Hey essay, dont touch me.' so guess what I did
Esuohlim
Apr 25th, 2005, 05:25 PM
You fucked that cholo up I hope
ziggytrix
Apr 25th, 2005, 08:10 PM
ok, now that i'm on my home PC I can see that my message was sabotaged by browser caching and the old remote link denial :(
Guitar Woman
Apr 25th, 2005, 08:12 PM
so i was sitting there talking to this mexican guy and he was all like 'Hey essay, dont touch me.' so guess what I did
did you eat a sammich
Guitar Woman
Apr 25th, 2005, 08:37 PM
ok guys lets all get up and sing
Oh lord,
won't you buy me
a Honda Accord,
Mercedes insurance
I can not afford,
if I drove a Porche
I'd still be ignored,
so lord, won't you buy me
a Honda Accord?
Guitar Woman
Apr 25th, 2005, 08:39 PM
Oh lord,
won't you buy me
some sillicon implants,
the breasts that you gave me
don't shake when I dance,
them doctors make mountains
from hills made for ants,
so lord, won't you buy me
some sillicon implants?
Guitar Woman
Apr 25th, 2005, 08:40 PM
Oh lord,
won't you find me
a good-looking male,
my boyfriend is lazy
and big as a whale,
he spends all my money
when he's not in jail,
so lord, won't you find me
a good-looking male?
Mr. Vagiclean
Apr 25th, 2005, 09:23 PM
oh, lord
grant me a fist to strike fun into this http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v50/Wildo87112/thread.jpg
Fahrenheit 1337
Apr 26th, 2005, 03:48 AM
Ha ha ha GW
executioneer
Apr 26th, 2005, 04:54 AM
bob spike and joe :x
Rongi
Apr 26th, 2005, 02:05 PM
isnt F 1337 father spaz?
HickMan
Apr 26th, 2005, 02:41 PM
so i was sitting there talking to this mexican guy and he was all like 'Hey essay, dont touch me.' so guess what I did
HickMan
Apr 26th, 2005, 02:42 PM
i touched him
HickMan
Apr 26th, 2005, 02:44 PM
and he was all like 'Hey, essay. Don't touch me.'
HickMan
Apr 26th, 2005, 02:44 PM
so guess what I did
Guitar Woman
Apr 26th, 2005, 03:09 PM
Did you touch him
HickMan
Apr 26th, 2005, 03:14 PM
i touched him
HickMan
Apr 26th, 2005, 03:15 PM
and he was all 'Hey, essay! Don't touch me!'
HickMan
Apr 26th, 2005, 03:16 PM
so guess what i did
Guitar Woman
Apr 26th, 2005, 03:22 PM
did you touch him again
Matt Harty
Apr 26th, 2005, 04:45 PM
CAN I TOUCH YOU WITH A STEAK KNIFE
Matt Harty
Apr 26th, 2005, 04:45 PM
http://www.refused.tv/picks/images/Guitar-Woman.gif
HE HAW HE HAW HE HAW HE HAW
Matt Harty
Apr 26th, 2005, 04:47 PM
http://www.audition-infos.org/M-Une/2004/img/woman-guitar_gd.jpg
BLAH BLAH BLAH
Matt Harty
Apr 26th, 2005, 04:48 PM
http://www.thecatflap.co.uk/images/altered_images/fark/guitar_woman.jpg
LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME TALKING ABOUT NOTHING BUT WHY IS NOBODY LISTENING MAYBE BECAUSE I'M BORING
Matt Harty
Apr 26th, 2005, 04:49 PM
http://www.city.naruto.tokushima.jp/jinken/jpgs/guitar_woman.jpg
I GET JOKES
Sam
Apr 26th, 2005, 05:09 PM
Jeez guys, I leave this thread for one day and look what happens to it. >:
Matt Harty
Apr 26th, 2005, 05:14 PM
go on aim sam
Sam
Apr 26th, 2005, 05:16 PM
i am now on aim matt harty
Esuohlim
Apr 26th, 2005, 06:34 PM
i'll aim for your face >:
HickMan
Apr 26th, 2005, 06:46 PM
i touched him
Guitar Woman
Apr 26th, 2005, 08:08 PM
http://mclub.te.net.ua/images/art/artist_69.jpg my http://nashvillecdstore.hypermart.net/Mule.jpg
Matt Harty
Apr 26th, 2005, 10:40 PM
HOW ABOUT YOU http://www.justadventure.com/articles/Shut_Up!/shut%20up%201.jpg
Fahrenheit 1337
Apr 26th, 2005, 10:56 PM
Stop being such an http://www.powernet.net/~scrnplay/images/Donkey.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/Fahrenheit1337/a_hole_in_cappadocia.jpg
HickMan
Apr 26th, 2005, 11:29 PM
and then he was all like "Hey! Essay! Dont touch me!"
ArrowX
Apr 27th, 2005, 12:44 AM
quite the gripping tale what happened next :love :confused
fungusamongus
Apr 27th, 2005, 02:36 AM
check it out i'm in school guys
Matt Harty
Apr 27th, 2005, 10:59 AM
me too hickman what happened next
ziggytrix
Apr 27th, 2005, 11:39 AM
Hickman can't post on i-mockery anymore. he's in the hospital after being stabbed by an irate mexican. :(
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