I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

Giant hats?

Don't be silly! >:

Who ever heard of such a thing? I mean really! :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

These retarded kids.

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/1903/giantorigamihatbyaidanfln0.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Nevermind, the angries are back. ;)

[FartinMowler]

Get laid yet Pub? I have a bet in the pool you will beat James :lol

[Pub Lover]

Beat James to dying a virgin? I would totally win that.

[Pub Lover]

If dying a virgin can be called winning. ;(

[FartinMowler]

I'm still rooting for you :(

[Pub Lover]

Not a fan of getting rooted, but thanks for the compliment. :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

I'm still rooting for you :(

Hey, PM me your reasons why. I'm curious.


Oh & there is no way I'll go before Willie. ;(

[FartinMowler]

I will tell you why if you change your Avatar :boob:boob

[Pub Lover]

Touché. ;(

[Pub Lover]

I thought I was refreshing, but I ended up on the end page of General Blabber.

All the posts were dated January 1970, and there was a couple of seconds where I didn't know what the hell was going on. :eek

[Esuohlim]

How do we get titles back I wanna be ALF POGS again :sob

[Pub Lover]

How do we get titles back I wanna be ALF POGS again :sob

1) Click on "User CP"
2) Click on "Edit Profile"
3) Enter in a custom title in the appropriate field
4) Save changes.
5) Enjoy

NIGGAS! :eek

[Esuohlim]

Nevermind I super-sleuthed this one myself :D

[Esuohlim]

Hey since people can regrab their post count from the old board I don't feel like such a fag anymore.

Especially since I only posted on the old board once in a while as an unregistered jerk :picklehat

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, your loserdom dropped by half. Congratulations! :D

[Esuohlim]

Actually I'm pretty :( about it

[Esuohlim]

Guys I know the board is pretty much the same but I'm feeling a little overwhelmed by it is all :x

[Pub Lover]

Yeah? I have the most posts in this thread, the cowboy thread, & that what are you listening to one. :(

[Pub Lover]

Guys I know the board is pretty much the same but I'm feeling a little overwhelmed by it is all :x

Yeah, the first couple of hourswere tough on me too. ;(


*INTERNET BUDDY HUGS*

[Esuohlim]

Hey I don't know what a buddy list is for but I'll have you know that I added YOU first Pub Lover :D

[MarioRPG]

Oh man am I ever having a tough time thinking up a title. Somebody zing me quick.

[Emu]

TEH UNOBRING

[MarioRPG]

Thanks man

[Pub Lover]

23000!

[Pub Lover]

Oh well in that case you can give them to Pub Lover

I'd eat them all like little depression cookies. ;(

[Pub Lover]

Hey I don't know what a buddy list is for but I'll have you know that I added YOU first Pub Lover :D

You're like the fifth person to tell me that. :(


Oh man, I'm totally not making a buddylist because I know you guys would just get mad. :lol

[MarioRPG]

Hey guys I am almost at 1000 posts so I get less laughed at now right:picklehat

[Esuohlim]

You're like the fifth person to tell me that. :(

I went with people I could remember from this thread.

Your name actually ran through my head like four times :(

[FartinMowler]

i put Pub Lover first as my buddy too :love

[Pub Lover]

Your name actually ran through my head like four times :(

I have great brand awareness. ;(



:(

[FartinMowler]

Is there a blank box above the I-mockery pickle guy for anyone else?

[Esuohlim]

Yes and on the sides too but I wonder if my 19,000x800 screen resolution has anything to do with it

[liquidstatik]

Hey I don't know what a buddy list is for but I'll have you know that I added YOU first Pub Lover :D


I added him first, also :X

I FORGOT TO ADD YOU, WHOOOOPPPSS ;O

ill do that now, i swear!

[Esuohlim]

I added a ton of people but I hope I didn't leave anyone out I have a lot of buddies!

[Pub Lover]

Everyone likes Pub Lover. :)

[liquidstatik]

guys y'all are posting way too fast for me ;<

oh and you better not have forgotten my milhouse >:

[Fathom Zero]

I bet I'm not on anyone's buddy list. :(

Not that I care or anything >:

[Esuohlim]

oh and you better not have forgotten my milhouse >:

Of course not man us Mar 2003s have to stick together :picklehat

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[xbxDaniel]

That's kind of creepy.

[Fathom Zero]

How long did it take to make that little Pickleman icon?

[Pub Lover]

Oh no, not again! :(

[liquidstatik]

:eek :eek

[liquidstatik]

I had to do it twice because :eek isn't 6 letters long ;<

[xbxDaniel]

My time on the forums is several hours off my acutal time!

[xbxDaniel]

My posts are from the future

[Pub Lover]

You can fix that from your Profile. Or you could not be a dick and accept British Rule again.

Seriously. >:

[Pub Lover]

I had to do it twice because :eek isn't 6 letters long ;<

I like to use a nice healthy slapping of NIGGAS! :eek


NIGGAS! :eek

[liquidstatik]

NIGGAS! :eek

[Esuohlim]

I have this barely controlled urge to delete every post I've ever made here. :(

:emoticon

[Pub Lover]

I'd have done it if I was sure the powers that be wouldn't just restore them. ;(

Too late now. :(

[noob3]

these new forums are making me so sick

[Esuohlim]

Pub you're a swell chap and if I could keep any of your posts it'd be all 8978 of them I swear!

[noob3]

if i could keep any of ur post id keep the 1 where bart is like going down on you

:fanfiction

[Esuohlim]

Man, internet >:

[noob3]

lol bart is all like you know you want my butter finger

[noob3]

milhouse resists but bart slowly starts to resemble lisa & the pleasure consumes him!!

[Pub Lover]

Pub you're a swell chap and if I could keep any of your posts it'd be all 8978 of them I swear!

Awwww. :)


*ABOVE WAIST HUG*

[Pub Lover]

Even if it was really cold that day, does anyone else think Michelangelo's David is running a little short?

Ha, ok, That was on the simpsons too. Oh well.

[noob3]

lol penises + simpsons!!!1

[Emu]

Does the ending theme of MST3K make anyone else cry? :tear

[Grislygus]

Only after it got canceled.

[Mockery]

HOORAY! I just fixed the user name font sizes so they're not absurdly large and shifting the columns over a lot in most cases.

Bake me a cake, bitches. >:

[liquidstatik]

ty :cake

[noob3]

who the fuck r u fag

[liquidstatik]

:rollseyes

[noob3]

you seem so familar :o

[liquidstatik]

we kissed on the swings in 3rd grade remember? :x

[noob3]

oh shit is that u? danny tatoms?

[liquidstatik]

mhmmm ^^;;

has your slutty gf left you yet? :x

[noob3]

wait your turn, dude

ps - hip hop club 4eva

[liquidstatik]

http://blogs.sohh.com/houston/archives/images/ZRO1.jpg
PUTTIN' IT DOWN

[noob3]

http://www.allhiphop.com/CelebImages/flicks_36mafia_oscar.gif

what the fuck is an oscar, mang?

[liquidstatik]

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper410/stills/n3922fh9.jpg
PUTTIN' IT DOWN FA CA$HDOWN

[noob3]

http://www.paulwallworld.com/gallery/data/media/22/paul_wall_grill_01.jpg

it's me, paul wall

[liquidstatik]

http://www.50-cent.us/pictures/0010_0.jpg
ALERT! ALERT! FAKE ASS NIGGA TOOO CLOSE

[noob3]

http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/premiere_photo/20050906/14/3977700571.jpg

lol i am hella loaded beyond your wildest dreams

[liquidstatik]

http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/premiere_photo/20050906/14/3977700571.jpg
i've got a natural gold grill :O

[noob3]

he has smoker's canines but look at paul wall's non-grill teeth they are seriously like a golden yellow :lol

[kahljorn]

hello,

[Sethomas]

So my girlfriend and I broke up because we both wanted to expand our dating horizons and I'm already looking for new people and such, but the fact that she's avidly looking for new people too seems quite fine with me at the rational level but kind of bothers me at the emotional level. Emotions are stupid huh.

[ArrowX]

You should drown your sorrows in Ice Cream, fat women do it all the time.

[liquidstatik]

emotions tend to get in the way of rational thought quite often ;<

[MarioRPG]

So my girlfriend and I broke up because we both wanted to expand our dating horizons and I'm already looking for new people and such, but the fact that she's avidly looking for new people too seems quite fine with me at the rational level but kind of bothers me at the emotional level. Emotions are stupid huh.
I bottle up my emotions. So I wouldn't know.

[MetalMilitia]

Talking of new things,

I bought a totally cool new keyboard recently. It's got lights and buttons and everything.

http://www.logitech.com/lang/images/0/13085.jpg

[Emu]

that keyboard is phat

[MetalMilitia]

I know right.

[Chojin]

am i the only person that thinks the logitech logo makes things look cheap

[MetalMilitia]

Not when it's etched into a £150 (~30,000 US Dollars) keyboard :p

[Chojin]

It does, though, which is why I bring it up.

[MetalMilitia]

I think Logitech have a fairly decent reputation and the logo is attractive enough. Although I can see what you're saying. It's no Apple logo.

[Chojin]

it just looks really stupid and un-pro to me ;<

[MetalMilitia]

Perhaps because it's a bit busy and I'm not sure exactly what it's supposed to be - I guess a web cam or something. Either way it could do with some simplificaton.

ANYWAY, back to the exciting matter of my new keyboard -

It's got a laptop style touch pad (with a light around it!):

http://www.logitech.com/lang/images/0/13144.jpg

...and a volume control which you just slide your finger across as if you where caressing a baby snake (also including lights which follow your finger).

http://www.logitech.com/lang/images/0/13145.jpg

[Chojin]

yeah, but who would use either of those things? anyone with a half-decent sound system has a volume knob in a breakout box ;<

[MetalMilitia]

But this keyboard be used to adjust volumes and whatnot at a range of about 10-30 feet.

Are your arms that long Chojin? 10-30 feets?

I suspect not. >:

[Esuohlim]

Stick with the metric system pal ain't no such thing as feets

[kahljorn]

..in 10-30 feats of manly satisfaction

QUOTE!

[MetalMilitia]

I'll pluralise any units of measurement I please. Thank you very much.

[HickMan]

When I first saw the number of pages I almost FREAKED

[liquidstatik]

uh ohhh i might have a job ez-mart :x

[noob3]

lol ezmart SUCKS

but i think they have 5th avenues :) steal me like a whole box

[Chojin]

You can use your keyboard to adjust the volume of objects 10-30 feet away? What the hell is that supposed to mean?

[liquidstatik]

lol ezmart SUCKS

but i think they have 5th avenues :) steal me like a whole box

it's the only job available shut up ;<

ill be getting 8hr shifts, though :x

[noob3]

what kind of whiney baby are you i use to work 14 hours a day delivering pizza no less and by the end of the day i would be so delerious that i wouldnt even know where to go so i'd just drive around getting high & the order would be so late i would just make them pay for it anyways but then my work assumed it was free so i kept the money

that job closed down :o i will always miss smoking cigarettes while making the sauce cups with my added special ingredient :o ash :o

[liquidstatik]

i wasn't whining, b*tch

8hrs is good compared to my last couple jobs ;o

[noob3]

what working at the buckle for 4 hours 1 of which was lunch time at the foodcourt? :lol

[liquidstatik]

lol i wanted a job at the buckle shut up but my cars broke so i cant get there :X

AND NO I MEAN MCDONALDS

[Chojin]

I hate hearing about what food service creeps do to the food that I end up buying :<

[noob3]

we had so many roaches, they LOVED the parmasean. if we didn't cover it, they would like rush to it & dive in it like scrooge mcduck except instead of gold coins it was smelly parmesean which apparently they liked alot

and they liked the salad dressing too one time some college kids were at the buffet and they were like "theres a roach in the 1000 island" and we were like "OH." they left. we just fished the roach out and put it back out on the line

[Chojin]

i said 'hate', not 'love'

[noob3]

one time this really fat guy ordered our large calazone which came with like 4 toppings and he was like "4x CHEEZE" we all were laughing so hard by the time it came out of the oven and we nick named it the "constipation calazone"

who would eat such a thing :(

[LegoLars]

:rock hi.

[liquidstatik]

do you say one-thousand island, noob3? ;<

[Esuohlim]

what kind of whiney baby are you i use to work 14 hours a day delivering pizza no less and by the end of the day i would be so delerious that i wouldnt even know where to go so i'd just drive around getting high & the order would be so late i would just make them pay for it anyways but then my work assumed it was free so i kept the money

lol at this

[noob3]

whatever the hell that dressing is called i thoughit was "thousand island"

[liquidstatik]

okay okay i call it thousand islaand but the way you typed it i thought you said it like one-thousand island :x

[Chojin]

This new loading graphic just makes me want to post all day :<

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat Room (the n word)

[Pub Lover]

I must be saying NIGGAS! :eek too much again. ;(


NIGGAS! :eek

[Grislygus]

I officially have no ideas for the Flag Ninja contest. I just made the most tasteless and stupid thing I could think of and sent it in.

Wait, I mean
I-Mockery Chat Room (the n word)

[Pub Lover]

This new loading graphic just makes me want to post all day :<

Haha, ok that little guy is pretty cool. Good Job! :D

[Fathom Zero]

Darkie.

[Esuohlim]

Let me see this loading graphic here

[Esuohlim]

Haha that's cool I want to see it again

[Esuohlim]

I didn't really like the change at first but now I think these new forums are schnazzy as fuck :picklehat

[Guitar Woman]

The problem with this is retards who are gonna post just to see that guy, i.e. me

[Pub Lover]

I don't mind seeing you post alot, baby. :love

[Chojin]

Pub's going to get more personal time with Stan than any of us :<

[Pub Lover]

What is with this idea that everyone has?

I don't post all that much.

[noob3]

YOU POST IN YOUR DREAMS

[Pub Lover]

Indeed. :(

[Rongi]

horray for new avatars

[Rongi]

does anyone have the new tom waits albums?


it seriously rocks everything ever. i fucking love it so much

[Esuohlim]

Rongi at first I was going to ask you why you have a David Duchovney avatar boy is my e-face red.

[Rongi]

hahaha i love you milhouse :D

rest in peace bill :(

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

I've got them. Waits is King. The man has the gift of noise.

[Esuohlim]

I've been meaning to pick up more Hicks albums but they're controlled by Rykodisc who are a bunch of price-gouging fucks.

[Pub Lover]

Bill Hicks investigating paranormal crimes would have been... I don't know. Terrible or fantastic? A subtle blend perhaps.

[noob3]

he was obviously a homosexual to smoke 100's anyways

[Pub Lover]

i don't understand why we aren't enough for you

That was back when the fact that I had a ding dong was still fresh news and I ran away crying because I though my I-Mock life was over :<

Ding-Dongalicious, baby. :orgasm

[Rongi]

he was obviously a homosexual to smoke 100's anyways

that might've just been for the photo >:

[Rongi]

I've been meaning to pick up more Hicks albums but they're controlled by Rykodisc who are a bunch of price-gouging fucks.

if you want, here's a site http://www.countsofthenetherworld.com/ they're mostly bootlegs, so quality can be iffy. i reccomend the "I'm Sorry Folks" boot. it's fucking gold


so far i've only listened to the first disc of orphans. my favorite might be Lucinda

i think i might buy bone machine soon

[Pub Lover]

9000th post.

Or something. Yeah. ;(

[Esuohlim]

Pfft yeah that used to be a lot :rolleyes

[noob3]

congrats the only post count i was excited about was 3333 but then I made a 3334 post by accident :/

[Pub Lover]

Pfft yeah that used to be a lot :rolleyes
I don't even know what I'm doing anymore. :(


;)

[Pub Lover]

Hey guys, check my profile. Can you see my infractions? & is ****** uncensored? :eek

[Noodles]

Neither does the world.

[Pub Lover]

Neither does the world.

Oh, suck a cock, you stupid newb. :rolleyes

[Rongi]

has anybody noticed that jokes about aids arent funny anymore?

i blame the internet

[noob3]

i wish i had my comics i made a long time ago for my "i have aids" comic

but they were all deleted by geocities

true story

[Fathom Zero]

I'm sorry about the whole racist remark thing. I took it to another level and I guess people just weren't ready for that.

[Rongi]

that really sucks, noob. i remember thinking those comics were great.

are there any good webcomics left? one of my favorites died a year ago ( sexy losers :( ). i love marc m's comics on sick animation, but i need MORE

[Pub Lover]

I'm sorry about the whole racist remark thing. I took it to another level and I guess people just weren't ready for that.

Way too far over the line, boy! >:

[noob3]

disabled your posting for a two hour period cause you're acting like a retarded garden tool. Seriously...you couldn't even make it into industrial plant grooming.

Anyhoo, I don't normally do anything to moderate the forum but i have nothing better to do and you're here bein' a dick...so you know

[Pub Lover]

Whatever. The jerks just couldn't handle how awesome we are!

haha, guys. :lol

[Pub Lover]

Tropical: for fuck sake, can chojin make a Tropical's NSFW board that is jerk friendly
Pub Lover: No.
Pub Lover: You're on the wrong irony setting. You need to crank it up past 20
Pub Lover: I-Mockery isn't about jerking off. It's about the cock punch.
Tropical: i mock sucks
Pub Lover: Fine. Don't go there
Tropical: fine



What is up with people thinking that thread is really about posting good porn?

Is porn that hard to find on the internet? AHY DOHN'T THIIINK SO!

[executioneer]

But this keyboard be used to adjust volumes and whatnot at a range of about 10-30 feet.

Are your arms that long Chojin? 10-30 feets?

I suspect not. >:

i can, but that's because my computer's hooked directly to my surround sound and i got a remote control for that

[Chojin]

I'm sorry about the whole racist remark thing. I took it to another level and I guess people just weren't ready for that.
lol :<

[Pub Lover]

That was one of your infractions, right?

[noob3]

I got infracted for being too cool, according to Chojin. I tried to get an appeal, but he pmed me back saying "fuck u"

[Chojin]

I wanted to give rog an infraction for 2000 points for starting a new forum, but it wouldn't let me :<

[noob3]

what happens if i get 3 points of infraction?

[Fathom Zero]

How many points does it take to win?

[Juttin]

HEY FATHOM I'LL TRADE YOU MY POINTS FOR FIVE DOLLARS

[executioneer]

can i get an infraction if i say the word niggеrs :(

[Juttin]

WATCH OUT, THOUGH

3 Infractions, and you lose your car

[Pub Lover]

can i get an infraction if i say the word niggеrs :(

Mine was for misspelling it. ;(

[executioneer]

well spelling IS important, after all

[xbxDaniel]

My profile pic doesn't seem to be appearing.

[xbxDaniel]

Goddam I'm stupid.

[Fathom Zero]

Oh shit. The Undertaker just challenged Lashley for the ECW belt at Wrestlemania.

[liquidstatik]

g'night guys!

[Emu]

l8r man

[Sam]

Oh shit. The Undertaker just challenged Lashley for the ECW belt at Wrestlemania.

No he didn't, i'm sure he will show up on Smackdown and pull the same thing with Batista. Since he did it to Cena also. :rolleyes

[Misdemonar]

:x
idk

[Esuohlim]

Is anyone else seeing the Secret REView Forum? :eek

[Pub Lover]

No, what are talking about, that's weird lol lol lol
Dude, don't talk about secret vet stuff on the open forum. >:

Bape will totally demote you for that & then you'll have to have a second initiation.

[MLE]

hey guys i like the quick reply thing

[Esuohlim]

No, what are talking about, that's weird lol lol lol
Dude, don't talk about secret vet stuff on the open forum. >:

Bape will totally demote you for that & then you'll have to have a second initiation.

;) ;) ;)

[Chojin]

I don't know what that's about. Emily says she can't see the upcoming pieces forum so I doubt it has anything to do with my usergroup.

[kahljorn]

you guys are a bunch of sinners :(

[Mockery]

Is anyone else seeing the Secret REView Forum? :eek
Thanks for the head's up on that. It's not an upcoming reviews/article forum that you were seeing, it was actually a forum we were using to test the vBulletin code with on another section of the site. It's mainly garble 'n stuff right now, nothing exciting.

:themoreyouknow

[SKATERMONKEY]

virgin post

[SKATERMONKEY]

I'm still a virgin what gives

[SKATERMONKEY]

I thought ppl came here

[SKATERMONKEY]

Join Date: Jan 1970 <<<<<<<<<<THE HELL

Location: Burbank, CA
Posts: 23,632

[Chojin]

People don't come here at 9 AM, AChimp 2

[Chojin]

In other words, most of us have jobs.

I've just been sick this week ;<

[noob3]

morning, ******s

[liquidstatik]

g'mornin nooob3 and chojin!
i'm about to head to school, i hope you two have a great day :D

p.s. get well soon!

[noob3]

i am about to go to school too, i don't want to go it's like freezing ass out there :(

[liquidstatik]

i don't want to go because i have a massive headache and i hurt my wrist this morning ;<

but anyway afk!

[noob3]

pfft i always have headaches when i wake up i think there's somthing wrong with my brain :( i have brainworms :o

[Grislygus]

Guys I'm going to be sculpting naked people today. I suck at that.

[noob3]

it's ok to sculpt with an erection

BYE GUYS TIME FOR SCHOOL

[Grislygus]

But sculpting with it?

[sadie]

yah, well, speaking of pains, my stupid tmj jaw $#%^^ has been acting up again the last few days. this morning i was in tears almost by the time i got the kids to the sitters'. my two-year-old said, "i hope you feel better, mommy. i will pray for you." :aw i brought the heating pad to school with me, along with 800 mg. motrin. :( it's been at least a couple of years since i've had it this badly. :(

[SKATERMONKEY]

I've just been sick this week ;<

whats wrong with you?

[SKATERMONKEY]

it's ok to sculpt with an erection



that'd hurt wouldn't it?

[Mockery]

Skatermonkey, you need to learn the "multi-quote" system so you don't have to make separate posts to reply to several people.

[SKATERMONKEY]

i do but excuse me I'm just a silly newb, also i wanna lose my virginity i.e. get my "post count up"

[SKATERMONKEY]

is this how you do it?

[Mockery]

Post counts don't hold any water here whatsoever. Just have fun posting and don't worry about whether you're currently a "forum virgin" or whatever.

[SKATERMONKEY]

i do but excuse me I'm just a silly newb, also i wanna lose my virginity i.e. get my "post count up"

Skatermonkey, you need to learn the "multi-quote" system so you don't have to make separate posts to reply to several people.

that'd hurt wouldn't it?

whats wrong with you?

yah, well, speaking of pains, my stupid tmj jaw $#%^^ has been acting up again the last few days. this morning i was in tears almost by the time i got the kids to the sitters'. my two-year-old said, "i hope you feel better, mommy. i will pray for you." :aw i brought the heating pad to school with me, along with 800 mg. motrin. :( it's been at least a couple of years since i've had it this badly. :(

is this how you do it?

Post counts don't hold any water here whatsoever. Just have fun posting and don't worry about whether you're currently a "forum virgin" or whatever.

ok now I know what im doing

[liquidstatik]

sk8rmokney wuts up babe

[SKATERMONKEY]

its 5 in the morning and I can't sleep thats whats up

[Sam]

i don't want to go because i have a massive headache and i hurt my wrist this morning ;<

but anyway afk!

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN BEATING OFF SO HARD LIQUIDSTATIK! :lol

[Guitar Woman]

How come I can't see the secret forum anymore? :(

[SKATERMONKEY]

secret forum?

[Esuohlim]

Sk8termonkey what's up do you like PIE lol

[Guitar Woman]

Hey skatermonkey, what was that you said to me on MM the other day? Something about "being a tool" and "going off to circle-jerk with my I-Cockery friends?"

Because I found it hilarious

[SKATERMONKEY]

um yeh sure!

[SKATERMONKEY]

glad i amused you gw

[Esuohlim]

Hey skatermonkey at about 11pm last night I noticed my right nipple hurt and when I woke up this morning I looked in a mirror and I saw that it was a little redder than the other one and it feels a little swollen. It hurts man. :(

[SKATERMONKEY]

sorry to hear that. what would you like me to do?

[Guitar Woman]

fuck off forever and never ever even look at a link to this site again

at least, it'd make me feel a lot better

[SKATERMONKEY]

fuck off forever and never ever even look at a link to this site again



your'e very bitter

[Pub Lover]

fuck off forever and never ever even look at a link to this site again

at least, it'd make me feel a lot better

Ha! Lady, you're the one that told him to come here. ;)

[Esuohlim]

sorry to hear that. what would you like me to do?

Do SOMETHING, geez >:

Will you kiss it? ;)

[kahljorn]

gross you want those big slobbery monkey lips all over your bosom?

[Guitar Woman]

Ha! Lady, you're the one that told him to come here. ;)
I didn't think he'd actually do it, geeze

[Pub Lover]

I didn't think he'd actually do it, geeze

Why not? We're awesome cool! Who wouldn't want to be here! :eek


Seriously awesome cool! :eek

[SKATERMONKEY]

i can't help it if people find me sexy

[Pub Lover]

AWESOME COOL! :eek

[noob3]

sexy until i plant my semen into ur mouth and then it's like "why are you still here, i gotta play some guitar, man. get out of here unless u wanna load a bowl"

[SKATERMONKEY]

don't let your teacher catch you "whackin"

[noob3]

lol "whackin my weiner"

ps no1's going to catch me i am at my house now :lol

[SKATERMONKEY]

wheres the fun in that?

[Chojin]

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH

HOW CAN YOU SAY

I GO ABOUT THINGS THE WRONG WAY

I'M A HUUUUUUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOOOOVED

JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE DOES

:goth

[Chojin]

skatermonkey if you want to fit in around here you need to animate your avatar so it flips back and forth as quickly as possible.

[SKATERMONKEY]

to fit in or not to fit in that is the question

[noob3]

hey what about those cool rats who were surfing, i saw it on youtube i think you would be much cooler if you were "surfin' rodent" and then just had a screencap of a cool "radical rodent" (also an option for a name) riding a gnarly wave

these are things to keep in mind if you are trying to be one of the key players in the game that is i-mockery good luck skatermonkey

[Chojin]

I would also like to add that this thread is bigger than your entire forum.

[SKATERMONKEY]

if by "my forum" you mean one of many forums that I am registered with then yes that is correct.

[noob3]

he'll probably never posts outside this thread because he's confused and probably thinks it's the whole forum

[noob3]

props on the 14k posts at the lexington steel forum dude

[Chojin]

Unless you have an SA account, I'm willing to bet that this thread is bigger than most of your forums combined.

[SKATERMONKEY]

just out of curiosity, how many posts before I lose my virginity status

[Chojin]

And who am I kidding, you definitely have an SA account

[noob3]

it's a annual thing, come back in 08 and it'll be "master of the forums"

[Chojin]

also i think you'll find that your number of posts have an inverse relationship with your virginity

[SKATERMONKEY]

size doesnt matter its how you use it

[noob3]

what's up chojin why do you hide me on your msn huh :x

[noob3]

size matters when it's covered in cobwebs & cheeto dust

[SKATERMONKEY]

answer truthfully

[SKATERMONKEY]

treat me with contempt I love it

[noob3]

you will need to battle achimp for alpha monkey status to lose your "forum virginity"