I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Tadao]

Sounds horrid.

[Kitsa]

wtf, you're Japanese. You have to like it, it's the law.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/coffeejelly.jpg

[kahljorn]

racist :rolleyes

i got this virus thing and my eyes were red for a few days :(

[Shrubfest]

I have the stress munchies. I've eaten more i the past 2 days than i would in a week. Fucking hate this project.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

.(

[Kitsa]

I'll see your racist remark and raise it the next time someone thinks making fun of redheads isn't.

[Tadao]

wtf, you're Japanese. You have to like it, it's the law.



I'm only Japanese when it's convenient.

[Kitsa]

I wish I could be Japanese when it was convenient. People are always so disappointed to see that I'm not.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Too bad it doesn't work like a dry erase board so you can change what you want to be that day. Then people would be dry eracist though.

[Kitsa]

:lol oh man, I can just imagine your self-satisfied grin as you typed that.

[kahljorn]

raise it the next time someone thinks making fun of redheads isn't.

Smarmy ass red heads and they tu quoques

[Tadao]

http://www.thebanzaieffect.com/articles/newgeekphilosopher/ask-junko-full-metal-feminist-episode-one/comment-page-1/#comment-3386

read the comments. ;)

[Kitsa]

hahahaha


You wander the net in search of people to shatter, don't you?

[Tadao]

Leave him alone Babs. He is mine. You will get your own one day.

[Tadao]

hahahaha


You wander the net in search of people to shatter, don't you?

He wandered into here. He was too good to be true so I researched him and it turned out he is very real.

In a way, I need him. ;_;

[Babs]

:(

you're beautiful tadao, just to damn beautiful

[Kitsa]

Apparently you can also use craigslist to break people:

http://dayton.craigslist.org/rnr/1096718211.html

This woman posted...oh, god knows what...about the time I did my garage sale thing. She gives "lingerie massages" out of her home. These people have been fucking with her for the past week or so, to the point where she was actually waiting on her porch to confront challengers after giving her address and her picture (photo ID?).

Funny thing was, she was really standing out there.

Today was the day she started typing in caps and actually becoming incoherent. Score one for the craigslist readers. I mainly just think it's sad, they've been baiting her too much and should just leave her alone.

[Babs]

I was just in Springfield and Dayton yesterday. Maybe I encountered this woman with bipolar.

[Kitsa]

She's in Piqua, a straight shot up 75 from Dayton. You were probably on 70.

[Babs]

Yeah, I was on 70 the whole time actually. Life fails to entertain me on the way.

[Kitsa]

There's not a hell of a lot to entertain on 70. I could have told you where to get some good ice cream, though.

[Babs]

I might be going through their again soon so you should totally tell me anyways. I wanted to stop by Foy's but I don't know if it's seasonal or what.

[Kitsa]

Foy's is year-round. It's better to go now because it's packed at Halloween and it's more fun to browse at your leisure.

Young's is a good ice cream/petting zoo place. In the summer, they sell "trash can" ice cream, which is neon purple, smells like play-doh and is made of all the leftover scraps that go into the rest of the ice cream.

http://www.youngsdairy.com/

If you go straight south on 75 through Dayton, you will shortly come to Touchdown Jesus:

http://www.jeeeb.us/

Who is flanked on either side of the freeway by two truly magnificent flea markets, open year round but only on weekends.

There's a gigantic Hustler store at that same exit if you're into that.

Keep going south and you'll be in the general vicinity of the most fanfuckingtastic place in existence, Jungle Jim's.

http://www.junglejims.com/

maaaaaaaaaaaaybe 45 mins south of Dayton, but worth the side trip.

[Babs]

:lol The giant Jesus!! I totally forgot about that bastard and his lady of the like mergingness!

Oh man, Young's seem so brilliant and a suicide of deliciousness, why haven't I even been to place yet?

By the way, do these flea markets you speak of house some hidden gems? As well, would you know where their exact locations might be?

[Kitsa]

They're right by the giant Jesus, same exit. If you're heading southbound, Trader's World (http://www.tradersworldmarket.com/frames.html) will be on your left and Treasure Aisles (http://www.turtlecreeks.com/) will be on the right. Both got raided last year for counterfeit purses.

Treasure Aisles is the old Turtle Creek under new management; I haven't been there since it changed. All I know is that it's now pirate-themed, with masts set up in the parking lot.

The inside stuff is more or less your standard dirtmall junk; go early in the morning on a nice day for the outdoor vendors, I've found all kinds of cool shit there. Best time I ever went was when I had just gotten out of the ER and was stoned on pain meds. I was stumbling around and walked off with I can't even remember what.

Young's is very close to the place I'm having my gallery show this summer, btw. Like 5 mins from it.

[Babs]

Thanks for all the information kitsa, I really owe you one. How about in exchange for the information you provided me with, I'll come see your gallery this summer? Just post the date and location and it's settled.

[Kitsa]

LOL, I'm not even sure, it all depends on how much I offended the art director, I think. I don't think she and I got off on the right foot :(

[Sam]

WILL YOU TWO JUST FUCK EACH OTHER AND GET IT OVER WITH? :rolleyes

[Babs]

I'll fuck you really hard sam, so hard.

[Sam]

OR IS IT I WHO WILL BE FUCKING YOU?

[Kitsa]

I didn't sanction any fucking.

If he's unfortunate enough to be stuck in Ohio, he might as well be made aware of a few places that make it suck less.

[Sam]

:rolleyes

[Kitsa]

seriously, sam, have you BEEN to ohio?

[kahljorn]

I bet kitsa sanctions you to fuck babality in his sweetcakes.

[kahljorn]

SHES A WATCHER

[Sam]

SWEETCAEKS

[Sam]

HE'LL BLEED GODDAMNIT, I'LL SEE TO IT

[Kitsa]

as an aside, I didn't know they still sold these things:

http://www.fanniemay.com/store/item.asp?ITEM_ID=194

These are fucking DANGEROUS. You could eat an entire box without even realizing it :(

[Sam]

YES CHANGE THE SUBJECT QUICKLY BEFORE PEOPLE KNOW THAT HIS DEATH IS ON YOUR HANDS

[Sam]

I AM BALANCING A BEER BOTTLE ON MY HEAD

[kahljorn]

The word fannie may is hilarious. FANNY MAY CHANGE THE TOPIC

maybe not HILARIOUS but kinda funny.

well i guess not funny but i chuckle when i see it ;\

[kahljorn]

BABALTIES FANNY MAY GET FUCKED FOR KITSAS SADISTIC PLEASURE

[kahljorn]

she tried to change the topic but WITH A FREUDIAN SLIP even subconsciously she was still thinking about it

[Sam]

BUT CAN I KEEP THIS BEER BOTTLE BALANCED WHILST I PUMMEL HIS FANNIE?

[Kitsa]

Fuck if I care what you guys do, I'm saying that candy is good.

[kahljorn]

SAM THATIS THE CHALLENGE THAT ALL MEN WITH TRUE GRIT MUST ENDURE

[kahljorn]

YOURE SAYING THAT YOURE HOPING BABALITIES FANNYMAY GET POUNDED. AND INSIDE HIS FANNY MAY BE CANDY.

I CAN READ YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS KITSA

[Sam]

I AM TRULY GRITTY

[kahljorn]

I THINK I HAVE TO GO TO A PLAY AGAIN TONIGHT ;\

[Sam]

GO TO THE PLAY WITH A BEER BOTTLE BALANCED ON YOUR HEAD

[kahljorn]

WHERED BABILITY GO ANYWAY IS HE OFF PUMMELING HIS CACK THINKING ASBOUT MEN BALANCING BEER BOTTLES ON THEIR HEAD WHILE FANNYMAY OVER HERE WATCHES?

[Sam]

FANNYMAY WITH THE THING ABOUT WATCHING FANNY POUNDLINGS

[kahljorn]

PEOPLE WOULD PROBABLY THINK IM IN THE PLAY THEN :(

ITS ACTUALLY KIND OF A GOOD PLAY ITS ABOUT A SUPERVILLAIN WHO HAS AN ARCH NEMESIS SUPERHERO WHO HES ALWAYS TRYING TO KILL BUT HE ALWAYS GETS AWAY BUT THEN THIS GUY IS PUMMELING DOWNTOWN NEWYORK OR SOEMTHING WITH A BEER BOTTLE BALANCED ON HIS HEAD AND IS KILLING EVERYONE AND THEN THE SUPERHERO SHOWS UP TO STOP HIM BUT THE GUY JUST PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE AND HE DIES SO THE ORIGINAL SUPERVILLAIN HAS TO LIVE KNOWING THAT HES A FAILURE

[Sam]

I'M CONFUSED ARE YOU THE SUPER HERO?

[Kitsa]

what the fuck? are you both drunk? are caps the hallmark of drunkenness or something?

[Babs]

:lol Holy shit I'm gone for a little while to go milk the bull while thinking about men balancing beer bottles on their heads and you guys dare to converse without me? I'M DEEPLY FUCKING APPALLED!!!!

[Kitsa]

I'm not 100% on this one but I think they were fantasizing about pounding you in the ass. And they've been gone for a while.

[Sam]

I'M NEVER GONE >:

[Babs]

bend over and use your titties like a broom and sweep it.

[Dixie]

RAPE

[Dixie]

i'll pay someone $5 to come over hear and fightrme.
comeonbitches

[Chojin]

are you asking for a CHALLLAAANNNNGE

[Dixie]

dont makemehurt you

[WhiteRat]

How big a boy are ya?

[MetalMilitia]

This is what BABALITY PANCAKES' parents look like when they read his posts on the internet:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/whoisresponsible.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

This is what Tadao's parents look like when they read his posts on the internet (because they're chinese mexicans or something):

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/Untitled.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

This is what Guitar Woman's parents look like when they read his posts on the internet (he doesn't have any):

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/adfwqfefwfew.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

This is what wombti's parents look like when they read his posts on the internet (he doesn't even have a computer):

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/asdsadwqq.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

Sam's parents:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/dsadskah3.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

Right, that's everyone on the forum thoroughly lampooned. Now you may continue your conversation.

[Dixie]

How big a boy are ya?

big enoughto braek u in half missy

[MetalMilitia]

Oh PS:

Chojin's parents (he has two dads):
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/dsadskah4.jpg

I bet chojin thought he's escaped this particular lampooning for a moment there.

[executioneer]

HEY GUYS GUESS HOW MUCH SLEEP I'VE GOT IN THE LAST 38 HOURS

IF YOU GUESSED NONE YOU ARE CORRECTOMUNCHO

[Kitsa]

hah

I'm going to go get coffee and laugh at the pretentious fucks who sit around at the tables in Starbucks

[executioneer]

those pretentious fucks they thought you were gone

[MetalMilitia]

this thread is pretentious

[executioneer]

ur dam rite it is

[executioneer]

what's the FREQUENCY, KENNETH

[Kitsa]

You misunderstand me.

I'm talking about the ones in the hipster glasses who think they need to sit and be seen writing on their laptops at a table in a grocery store Starbucks. That's an entirely separate category and you'd laugh at them too.

[Kitsa]

BREAKING NEWS: GARAGE SALE BRINGS OUT BARGAIN HUNTERS.
(http://www.nwi.com/articles/2009/03/29/news/top/doc5a6e10a39ccee3ff86257587007e2ae3.txt)

[executioneer]

i laugh at anyone who is at a starbucks, no matter where

even me

ESPECIALLY ME

and :eek @ bargain hunters :eek

[Kitsa]

For mysterious chemical reasons unknown to me, starbucks coffee and excedrin take away my horrible, horrible pain when expensive drugs will not. This is why I go to starbucks.

However, I usually get my fix via a $7 bag of it, which I make myself at home and avoid looking like a tool.

[executioneer]

i've had plenty of fancy-pants coffee drinks but ironically enough only one from starebucks and it was kind of nasty :/

[executioneer]

unless those bottled ones you get at the grocery store count, and those also aren't anything to write the farm over

[Aaarg]

http://www.klimp.dk/glown/fishtank.jpg

[Shrubfest]

Your fish are tiny.

[Aaarg]

they're goldfish and we've only had them for about three week, at most.

the water's also cloudy on account of we had taken out enough water to easily lift the tank and put it on the modified stand.

it kind of looks lame in the daytime but at night it looks sweeeeeet with the lights coming out of the bottom. there's also a bubble wand along the back wall so the whole thing is covered in rising bubbles.

[Kitsa]

LOL

It's cool. Goldfish slime and shit a lot, though, you'll always be cleaning it.

I can't stand starbucks canned drinks. They don't do anything for me and they don't taste that great. I drink "bold" roasts as strong as possible with a tiny bit of nonfat milk to cut the bitterness, and when you combine that and excedrin it makes pain go byebye, for me, for some reason.

[Shrubfest]

I forget how big goldfish should be. I've had mine for going on 10 years now, and he's huge. He has a tank bigger than that to himself.

[Tadao]

You should get a few scum suckers. They can be cute. Like little sharks.

[Tadao]

Gold fish actually grow to the size of tank and how many there are. They can get really big or stay really small. The like to have space.

[Kitsa]

In every freshwater tank I've ever had, I've had an albino cory (http://animal-world.com/encyclo/fresh/catfish/acory.php)named Herb. They stay busy all day.

[Tadao]

I always get plecostomus.

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=Dyg&q=plecostomus&revid=750582651&ei=jdXPSbHeF5ectgOC6NSpAw&resnum=0&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

[Aaarg]

That's one of four tanks we have, actually. That one's just cool because my dad installed the lights in the stand so they come up from beneath the tank. That one's basically just a simple goldfish tank.

We also have a pretty sweet community fish tank and a 55-gallon that currently has five small semi-aggressive fish (that tank will probably become an African chiclid tank), and there's a ten gallon tank that two of the goldfish were in in my sister's room, she's currently in the process of turning it into a little bi-quarium.


When I lived with Ashley we had like 15 little fish in a 5-gallon hex. It was awesome.

[Sam]

When I was younger I had two betas (split up) called Ken and Ryu. :(

[Tadao]

Younger?

[Kitsa]

I had a great brackish-water tank once with brackish puffers. One time they got hold of some ants and the sound of them crunching through the exoskeletons was absolutely sickening, heh.

I loved my little puffers, but they died :(

[Sam]

Younger?

LIKE 8 :rolleyes

[Aaarg]

Ashley was apparently a "brackish expert" and loved puffers but I find her keeping her own fish as pets hard to believe since she never goddamn cleaned the tank.

[Tadao]

So 4 years ago then?

[Sam]

EXACTLY :rolleyes

[Kitsa]

There are many spectator-experts out there if you know what I mean.

I don't keep aquariums a lot because I can't stand cleaning them, it messes with my OCD too much. I used to raise tons of reptiles and amphibians (I once had a colony of over 45 tree frogs, until a new guy whose redleg didn't show up till he was out of quarantine wiped out the whole population). My personal favorites were always veiled chameleons, but I won't raise them again until I can afford the absolute perfect setup. I want to convert a shower stall.

[Aaarg]

The only reptile I've ever owned was a leopard gecko named Mick Jagger.

I think having a chameleon would be pretty cool.

I don't know, though, the only pets I see in my near future (I'm movin' to NC and then living in the woods for a while in a year) is a dog.

[Kitsa]

I have a leopard gecko right now. She's 14 and her name is Fido. Her mate, Spot, died a few years back.

Fido could have been a mother many times over, but she was a dumbass. Either that, or she performed a lot of home-abortions. She would always lay her eggs in the open, right under the heat lamp, and by the time I got to them in the morning they'd always be dried-out and unsalvageable :(

[Dixie]

you're moving down HERE?

[Shrubfest]

I'm bad with pets. I forget to feed myself, they have no chance. Same reason why i won't have kids.

[Sam]

I'LL NEVER FORGET TO FEED YOU, SHRUBFEST. ;)

[Sam]

CHEESE TOAST AND BEER. ;)

[Shrubfest]

YAY! YOU REMEMBER!

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/wantyourcake.jpg

[Aaarg]

Mick Jagger was a loooone wolf! I ended up giving him to a co-worker who wanted a leopard gecko for his daughter.


It depends on where HEEEERRRREEEEE is. Is it west of Asheville? Within a national forest, just south of a national park? Near the southern terminus of the Blue Ridge Parkway?

[Dixie]

Nah nowhere near that.
I just meant nc inGenrea;l

[Kitsa]

CiG, I just watched a commercial for a touring Disney show the other day. How do they keep the heads from coming off when they're dancing around? Do they latch down somehow?

[Tadao]

It's a Disney secret.

[MetalMilitia]

They've had their best imagineers working on that problem for the past 50 years.

[Aaarg]

Well then NC in general, yes. wanna makes out ??

[Dixie]

CiG, I just watched a commercial for a touring Disney show the other day. How do they keep the heads from coming off when they're dancing around? Do they latch down somehow?
The heads fit kind of like hoods.
There's the big top part of the head with the face, and they normally have a long neck attached to be tucked under the costume.
Disney is pretty elaborate with some of theirs depending on what the character is doing.

[Kitsa]

Ah. Thanks.

Here's a fun news story: Dump truck driver finds 2 year old wandering along highway, hands him to a prison work crew for safekeeping.
http://www.whiotv.com/news/19035806/detail.html#-

[Otto]

"Go play with the scary men while I finish my route."

[Tadao]

I had a night of guns, drinking and strippers last night. Am I supposed to feel even emptier today?

[Kitsa]

sounds about right.

[Tadao]

I would have been ok, if I was doing all this with a girl.

[Sam]

YAY! YOU REMEMBER!

Of course. ;)

[Tadao]

Shrub needs to come to Cali. I'll take sloppy seconds.

[Sam]

It'd be on ninths or tenths by the time I was done with it. ;)

[Tadao]

How about a double team then. As long as we keep :highfive distance, I'm down.

[Kitsa]

After a few drinks you'd look like Caligula extras and you know it.

[Sam]

I'll even balance a beer bottle on my head whilst I do it.

[Tadao]

After a few drinks I wouldn't care.

[Kitsa]

Fair enough.

I <3 my USB microscope with onboard camera, but it doesn't do fantastic things for the OCD :(

[MetalMilitia]

Hey you should send it to [DISLIKED MALE BOARD MEMBER] so he can take a picture of his dick :rolleyes

[Kitsa]

you are so funny.

[Tadao]

That was funny though.

[Sam]

Kitsa you are so rude.

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/fibers.jpg

[The Leader]

Hey guys! Who wants to see my dick?

[Tadao]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/fibers.jpg

OMG WASH IT QUICK!

[Sam]

I CAN SEE THE GERMS LIVING ON IT

[Kitsa]

me too :(

Edit: here's a teeny dead ant I stole out of a spiderweb:

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/ant.jpg

[Colonel Flagg]

I <3 my USB microscope with onboard camera

I've GOT to get me some o' that! :SCIENCE!

[Kitsa]

This is what I have.

http://www.opticsplanet.net/carson-digital-microscope-camera-epix.html



My favorite thing about this is that it detaches from the base. If you could find a big enough orifice, it could be an endoscope! As it is, I just worry myself over various dermatological problems.

[Colonel Flagg]

Oh be still my beating heart :love

[Kitsa]

Can't beat $70. I got it for myself as a birthday gift a couple of years back. I have a big clunky field microscope I never use; I was thinking that once I find the power supply I might donate it to a school or something.

[Colonel Flagg]

I have a big clunky field microscope I never use; I was thinking that once I find the power supply I might donate it to a school or something.

:lol Why does that always happen?

Try e-bay.

[Kitsa]

It's supposed to have a 2-hour battery life, but that would be useless without the power supply :( Because the bf is in IT and the damn place is filled with various power supplies, I despair of ever finding it.

[Babs]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/LifeInMono/brule.jpg

[Kitsa]

Hell yes.

[MarioRPG]

Hey I haven't posted in this topic in a while.
Have you missed me?
I know Tadao has but he doesn't count.

[Tadao]

I refuse to after my math teacher touched me.

[Babs]

Since when did I become your math teacher?

[Sam]

When you put your finger in him.

[Tadao]

[CHORUS]
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt

I ain't puttin no boogie in nobody's butt
That's nasty, man
What you talkin about
Puttin boogie in people's butt
Are you out yo mind or something?
Could go to jail for doin something like that

Well step aside my friend
I been doing it for years
I say, sit on down, open your eyes
And open up your ears
Say, put a tree in your butt
Put a, a bumblebee in your butt
Put a clock in your butt
Put a big rock in your butt
Say, put some fleas in your butt
Say, start to sneeze in your butt
Say, put a tin can in your butt
Put a little tiny man in your butt
Say, put a light in your butt
Say, make it bright in your butt
Say, put a TV in your butt
Say, put me in your butt
Everybody say

[CHORUS]

I, hey, that's, man, I ain't putting no trees in nobody's butt,
no bees in nobody's butt, putting nothing--
You must be out your mind, man,
y'all get paid for doing this?
Cause y'all gotta get some kind of money
Cause this don't sound like the kind of--
I'd rather golf, to be perfectly honest,
than put somethin in somebody's butt
to be truthful

Well step aside my friend and let me
show you how you do it
When big bad E just rock rock to it
Put a case in your butt
Say, put a metal case in your butt
Say, put her face in your butt
Say, put a frown in your butt
Say, put a clown in your butt
Say, sit on down in your butt
Say, put a boat in your butt
Say, put a moat in your butt
Put a mink coat in your butt
Put everything in your butt
Just start to sing about your butt
Feels real good
When you sing about your butt, sing

[CHORUS]

[CHORUS]

Now wait a second, now,
Do y'all get paid for this, for doing this?

[Dixie]

That song gets played at every heavy metal party I go to.

[Kitsa]

I had it on my old ipod forever. Then the ipod kind of got laundered :(

[Tadao]

http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-95438694736239_2043_484514

[Colonel Flagg]

Not the other way - that would be gay, and of course then I would have to smite you. :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy Birthday Pentegarn!

[Tadao]

Yes, happy birthday he who hides in the sports forum.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I was debating puting it in the football thread.

[Colonel Flagg]

He's not hiding, he's being inconspicuous.

Happy birthday, young man! :party

[Kitsa]

Happy birthday fellow Jackets fan :D

[Big McLargehuge]

you guys are forgetting about Pwnzerfaust, it's his birthday too >:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy birthday oh pwnly one. May your pwnliness come down from the sky above and lay upon the earth your next to us. Pwn us from the left. Pwn us from the right. Pwn us from your pwny while you ride it. While I'm watching Pwn alone 2. He's Pwny. He's Pwny. Leave me aloney. >:


I'm out of puns for the day. I'm going to get some BBQ.

[Kitsa]

I hate April Fool's Day.

[Tadao]

I can't wait to see what wackiness awaits the Fark homepage this year! AHAHAHAHAHOMGOMGAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Kitsa]

I don't even want to leave the damn house.

[Colonel Flagg]

4/1 and 10/31 - my two favorite days of the year. Go figure.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

May 4th is coming up pretty soon though.

[Esuohlim]

Who should I ban as an April Fools joke

[Esuohlim]

HOW ABOUT MYSELF HAHAHA

[Fathom Zero]

YOU"RE A LAIR!

[executioneer]

man i couldn't ban myself when i tried it >: wth u lier

[executioneer]

anyways UNbanning is clearly a much better a. fools day joke :eek

[Esuohlim]

ok I'm not actually banned arpil fools :(

[executioneer]

dang i just looked at who's gonna be at the emerald city comicon this weekend and i'm really tempted to go now >: HEY MAX AND PROTO HOW MUCH WILL YOU GIVE ME IF I CHUCK SOMETHING HEAVY AT ROB LEIFIELD

[Kitsa]

I found these pics of tattoos (http://dayton.craigslist.org/rnr/1101656832.html) that are NSFW.

[executioneer]

MARGE YOURE BREAKING MY HEARRRT

[Kitsa]

Seeing as Homer would be the cockgobbler, it's probably the other way round.

[MetalMilitia]

I watched the latest episode of bart the general recently and it was really fucking long (like half an hour) and stupid.

[Aaarg]

I went to a nature preserve area yesterday to do some hiking in a spot I'd never been before. It was nice up on the mountain--I played around on rocks for a while. Then, when I got back to the bottom near the creek, I got a reminder of why I hate public land.

http://klimp.dk/glown/photos/brc9.jpg

Get the fuck out of my woods.

[Babs]

SOMEONE WROTE PUSSY ON THAT TREE!!! HELL YEAH I LOVE THAT SHIT!!!

[Aaarg]

Somebody had carved "ICP" into another one. Beech trees are very nice looking but I really hate them because if you see one along a trail, it's going to have stuff carved into it.

[Tadao]

They should have used a nicer font.

[Babs]

That must be an old pussy as you can see the scar running through it.

[Sam]

If it said "eat pussy" it would have been like I wrote it! :eek

[Tadao]

Yeah.. uh... Sam, I've been meaning to tell you.... You don't actually try to eat pussy. Your ex asked me to tell you that.

[Esuohlim]

YOU BROKE MY GRILL? >:

[Kitsa]

Aaarg: I know, in Logan it seemed like every trail picture I tried to take was marred by the carvings or paintings of some idiot.

[Aaarg]

Logan, Logan, Logan... is that nearer to Hocking or, like, Columbus?

[Kitsa]

Hocking Hills.

[Aaarg]

Ah, ok. I could never keep that stuff straight. Athens and all that, too. I always thought that the area with Hocking was Nelson County on account of Nelsonville and my familiarity with Nelson County, VA.

[Kitsa]

Nelsonville is an arguable candidate for "Ohio's unwiped anus".

I'm not a fan.

[Esuohlim]

YOU BROKE MY GRILL? >:

[Kitsa]

Yet another reason to hate April Fool's- idiot newscasters who think it's fun to open with fake stories.

Like the weather guy who yattered on and on about how it's going to be sunny and in the seventies tomorrow, then could barely control himself going OH HAHAHAHA APRIL FOOL.

Idiot.

[Aaarg]

Luckily I forgot it was April Fools upon hearing that my sister may have skin cancer and my uncle has hepatitis C.

From the way Ashley described Nelsonville, it wasn't somewhere I wanted to visit. Her neighbor's porch was supported by an old van he had parked underneath it, and his five+ kids would steal shit from her.

[Tadao]

I hate when I run out of happy.

[Tadao]

http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/g20rappers.gif

[MetalMilitia]

I KNEW IT

[WhiteRat]

Just got back from driving 7 hours and I don't ever want to drive a vehicle ever again.

[Aaarg]

Oh maaaaaan, 7 hours isn't so bad!

(Telling myself this because I have an 8-hour trip in a few days, which results in a second 8-hour trip home--only to make the same trip two weeks later)

[WhiteRat]

The 7 hours was just from this afternoon. The trip down took 10 because my roommate and I fucked up the directions up and took the long way down. Also, everyday involved at least 2 hours of additional driving due to selecting our lodging in an inconvenient location.

[MetalMilitia]

Oh maaaaaan, 7 hours isn't so bad!

(Telling myself this because I have an 8-hour trip in a few days, which results in a second 8-hour trip home--only to make the same trip two weeks later)

Best thing to do is either download a load of podcasts or get an audiobook of Audible to listen to. It makes long journeys much easier.

[MetalMilitia]

This is weird. First guy to ever get plastic surgery. He lost his upper and lower eyelids in WW1.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00797/wwi-plastic-surgery_797077c.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

He should've fought crime. Or started some.

[MetalMilitia]

I'm really curious how one would actually lose both eyelids but suffer no relatively minor damage to the rest of their face. Also while looking scary as fuck in the first picture I still kind of think that would be preferable to the second. Even if your eyes need constant moistening.

[Dixie]

The rest of his face is fucked up.
his eyebrows, the nose, you can see the scar tissue pretty well.

and yes, i'd rather have no eyelids than the skinmask.

[kahljorn]

yea he looks better in the first one ;\

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Just found out I'm going to Nashville, TN in august for Def Leopard, Poison and Cheap Trick. Not really music I listen to but I've never been to Nashville and I've heard it's really nice.

[kahljorn]

that place is awesome. When i went there as a kid i found like a 20 dollar bill on the ground and five dollar bills elsewhere.

That made me practically a kid millionaire.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

lol, awesome.

Reminded me of Blank Check too. Here's hoping for free money.

[Dixie]

Cheap Trick is going to be the best band on that bill.

[Tadao]

Cheap Trick is awesome.

[kahljorn]

cheap trick better than POISON? :rolleyes

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm going to have to get some compilation albums and listen to them beforehand that way I know what I'm talking about when I'm picking up the ladies.

[Tadao]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/At_Budokan_(Cheap_Trick_album)

[Dixie]

Poison is for 45 year old trailer trash reminiscing fantasizing about Brett Michaels while they were giving their date a blowjob in a school dance parking lot.

[Sam]

TALK DIRTY TO ME

[Dixie]

EXACTLY

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Nice. I made a music video for Poison's Unskinny Bop in high school. The first 10 seconds of the video was awesome with my friend in a B.A. leather jacket, cowboy hat, guitar, black light and a strobe light. Right after filming it the strobe light fell and broke. So the rest of the video was shot in a hallway. I was the singer but I didn't feel like memorizing the lyrics so for close ups I just had them shake the camera around a bit so you couldn't tell I was just mouthing nonsense. Then we hit people with trashcans for the remainder of the song.

[Babs]

Brett Michaels, he's the king of all trailer parks.

[Kitsa]

My mom and dad stayed at some place in Nashville. It was called The Gaylord or something. They were really impressed by it. They're not at all into country but they went to the Grand Ole Opry for the experience. My mom said they cram everyone into narrow, hard church pews and since it's a taping for TV it takes forever for anything to happen.

So you're probably better off with Poison and Cheap Trick.

[Babs]

I think you just described a poison concert.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

We're going to be in Nashville Friday, Sat and sunday then monday is the concert. Anyone know what the accent is like there? I haven't spoken with anyone from Nashville in a while.

[kahljorn]

I LOVE POISON

[Tadao]

BUNNY CAM!

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/found-animals

[Kitsa]

We went out for ice cream and wound up driving immediately behind an ambulance. There was an elderly lady in the back of the ambulance and I'm fairly sure she was staring at us the whole time we were driving behind her. Either that or she was randomly looking downward at exactly where our car was, which would have been a weird and somewhat eerie effect. Either way, it's very awkward and strange. We didn't know where to look. We were behind the ambulance for about 2 excruciating miles, and every time I'd look away and look back, it seemed like she was still staring.

Never been in that situation before.

[Tadao]

I would have waved.

[Kitsa]

I didn't want to encourage her, in case it would have caused harm.

[Fathom Zero]

I've been paying Cheap Trick's Budokan for five days straight. Coinkydink?

[Tadao]

Are you ready to rock?

[MetalMilitia]

The reason publover doesn't post any more?

No dating, thanks, just sex

Dating culture is dead - instead, young New Zealand women are regularly getting drunk and cruising around in packs looking for men to have sex with.
That's one of the findings of a TVNZ Sunday investigation into the sexual behaviour of New Zealand women. The programme makers did the story after Kiwi women last year topped the Durex Sexual Wellbeing Global Survey as the world's most promiscuous.
They are reported to have an average of 20 sexual partners, double that of their Australian and British counterparts and almost three times the global average of seven.
TVNZ Sunday correspondent Janet McIntyre said there was anecdotal evidence from the five women on the show that the Durex survey findings were valid.
"There's a new kind of mating ritual sex is the point of entry into the relationship."
If the first-up sex wasn't any good women weren't prepared to waste their time progressing the relationship.
"There's no dating culture any more." In candid interviews about their sexual experiences some of the women who are all in their twenties felt empowered by having sex and wanted to celebrate and enjoy it.
McIntyre said all the women who had experienced one-night stands had been affected by alcohol, a term described by at least one expert in a report as "getting pissed and hooking up".
Men are also feeling the impact from the new sexual tactics being employed by women.
The Sunday Star-Times' Being a Bloke survey last year found that 29% of the 5000 men surveyed felt they had been pressured into having sex or had had sex unwillingly.


http://digg.com/d1nRFg

[Shrubfest]

Men have sex unwillingly? I thought men were always up for it?

Unless they were fat ugly women, i suppose.

[Kitsa]

Fat ugly women need love too :(

[Esuohlim]

They can find other fat ugly women >:

[Colonel Flagg]

We went out for ice cream and wound up driving immediately behind an ambulance. There was an elderly lady in the back of the ambulance and I'm fairly sure she was staring at us the whole time we were driving behind her. Either that or she was randomly looking downward at exactly where our car was, which would have been a weird and somewhat eerie effect. Either way, it's very awkward and strange. We didn't know where to look. We were behind the ambulance for about 2 excruciating miles, and every time I'd look away and look back, it seemed like she was still staring.

Never been in that situation before.

Ever seen the movie "Jacob's Ladder"? I have, and the movie's imagery coupled with that of your post really creeped me out.

[Colonel Flagg]

They can find other fat ugly women >:

:rock

[Kitsa]

I read (and love) An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge, which I understand is along the same lines.

I just found out a big magazine used some of my photos. Yay! Then I found out they didn't credit me. Aw. :(

[Colonel Flagg]

I read (and love) An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge, which I understand is along the same lines.

Yep, pretty much. It's something else to see it on film, though. Creepy. :hypno

I just found out a big magazine used some of my photos. Yay! Then I found out they didn't credit me. Aw. :(

Jesus, isn't that illegal? Or were they on "teh internets" and therefore "public domain". Either way that sucks big hairy monkey balls! Not that my opinion counts for jack shit. >:

[Esuohlim]

Hell yeah it's April and there's about two inches of snow outside

The Easter season gets a well deserved kick in the cunt

[Colonel Flagg]

If I look outside and see white, I'm goin' to the roof with a high-powered rifle. :goth

[Kitsa]

We're supposed to get snow later today. I remember one spring...late May or early June...in the 90s, when we were driving in downtown Chicago and it was snowing then.

I don't know how illegal the picture thing is. The publisher of the book I worked on gave them the photos as promotions, most likely. The magazine credited the publisher for the pics, in teeny print at the bottom of the article, but didn't credit me anywhere. To the publisher's credit, she emailed me right away to let me know it had happened and that they were working on it with the magazine.

Contrast that with the last time this happened, when the author of that book gave a big magazine my high-res photos and no one told me. I knew nothing until I looked at his blog several months later and saw that I had a double full-page spread. :hypno

Either way, it costs me $100 a pop at the lawyer's to ask, so I'm better off riding it out.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm not looking forward to more snow whatsoever. Here's hoping to it melting quickly.

[Colonel Flagg]

Either way, it costs me $100 a pop at the lawyer's to ask, so I'm better off riding it out.

Yes, don't remind me. I already realize what a fool I was to go into the field of physical chemistry as a career - what was I thinking? Lawyers get paid while they're eating, sleeping, or taking a dump. That's the kind of job I want.

[Kitsa]

One of my attorneys used to call me, randomly, completely unsolicited. He'd say, "So, how you doing?" I'd be confused and tell him I was doing just fine.

A month later I'd get a bill for a "phone consult"....$60.

[Colonel Flagg]

Free money. Get your free money from me, the guy with "LOSER" tattooed on his forehead.

I've been there too. :(

[Kitsa]

Well, seeing as I had basil and pea seedlings outside, I guess I'd better bring 'em inside. Dammit.

My wall thermometer says 35F.

[Tadao]

68 here, gonna get to 72.

[Kitsa]

Thanks for that. 'Preciate it.

I went to three different stores today grocery shopping and never did find what I was looking for. I fucking hate that. >:

[Tadao]

Yeah, well I found my first real girlfriend the other day on the internet. I think she is gonna trip out when she gets my message.

[Kitsa]

Ha!