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Grislygus
Oct 27th, 2008, 12:34 PM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Nietschefamilycircus.jpg

Guys, I turned into liquidstatik over the weekend :(

liquidstatik
Oct 27th, 2008, 12:47 PM
..

Grislygus
Oct 27th, 2008, 01:06 PM
I'm now involved with a highschool girl :(

T tried not to goddammit >:

liquidstatik
Oct 27th, 2008, 01:09 PM
..

Grislygus
Oct 27th, 2008, 01:19 PM
NO PICTURES, EVER


And I'm twenty, fortunately, and she's days over eighteen
I'm set, but I still feel dirty

liquidstatik
Oct 27th, 2008, 01:21 PM
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Asila
Oct 27th, 2008, 01:22 PM
like i like my avatar, self-mutilating john mccain supporters :(

Edit: i change my avatar, so i like my woman like i like my avatar, NONA F. MECKLENBERG

I live in Mecklenburg county :(

And have seen that show :(

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 27th, 2008, 04:58 PM
I was just having the age debate a few days ago with someone. This girl is 17 and this guy has been looking to date her who is 35. Not my cup of tea but she is into him too much.

Tadao
Oct 27th, 2008, 05:22 PM
Sometimes I get the chance to date younger women, but I always have to make sure that that aren't having a father complex. I don't make a great father to my lovers as I give them all the freedom in the world and all they really want from me is stability and guidance.

Aaarg
Oct 27th, 2008, 06:48 PM
my idea for a porno: THE MIDAS CUNT.

Tadao
Oct 27th, 2008, 06:54 PM
You suck at porno movie titles.

Aaarg
Oct 27th, 2008, 07:30 PM
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/bees.jpg

Tadao
Oct 27th, 2008, 07:39 PM
http://i428.photobucket.com/albums/qq3/vilyuy/PBF152-Scorpy_the_Forest_Friend.gif

Guitar Woman
Oct 27th, 2008, 07:40 PM
what the fuck

Sam
Oct 27th, 2008, 07:43 PM
:tear

Aaarg
Oct 27th, 2008, 07:52 PM
I remember explaining that comic to my sister months ago.

Guitar Woman
Oct 27th, 2008, 07:59 PM
Oh god I just realized that thing is a scorpion ;_;

Esuohlim
Oct 27th, 2008, 08:08 PM
:(

Dude :(

Aaarg
Oct 27th, 2008, 08:10 PM
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/n00/melby/paint/sm64.gif

Guitar Woman
Oct 27th, 2008, 08:13 PM
You are horrible, all of you

Aaarg
Oct 27th, 2008, 08:37 PM
i'd rather stay here with all the madmen

Emu
Oct 27th, 2008, 09:50 PM
gonna hide in this thread

Tadao
Oct 27th, 2008, 09:55 PM
http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/4976/brownridgewl9.jpg

Guitar Woman
Oct 27th, 2008, 10:01 PM
:picklehat

Esuohlim
Oct 28th, 2008, 03:42 PM
DEAR I-MOCKERY I HAVE A CRUSH ON A NEW GIRL NOW :fag

Tadao
Oct 28th, 2008, 03:46 PM
:pagebrak


Does she have blonde hair and blue eyes?

Esuohlim
Oct 28th, 2008, 03:49 PM
Hell no :x

Grislygus
Oct 28th, 2008, 04:03 PM
HOLY SHIT SALVATION, PAL! ASK HER OUT PRONTO

Tadao
Oct 28th, 2008, 04:05 PM
LET'S SEE WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE!

Grislygus
Oct 28th, 2008, 04:07 PM
I'm pretty sure he's like me and not dim enough to post pictures :(

Tadao
Oct 28th, 2008, 04:11 PM
Yeah but he can post a lookalike

Tadao
Oct 28th, 2008, 04:15 PM
Do you like my new pic?

http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd347/Yukikosheart/rape.gif

Hey gus! can you make the flag say RAPE without the white lettering becoming invisible. Paint makes my background become white and my gif editoe turned my white invisible :(

Grislygus
Oct 28th, 2008, 04:19 PM
I'm pretty sure mine would do the same thing, but lemme see

Tadao
Oct 28th, 2008, 04:22 PM
I don't want to "buy" photoshop. I get addicted to it and start photoshopping everything.

Grislygus
Oct 28th, 2008, 04:25 PM
I'd be able to do it if my laptop hadn't fried, I'm stuck on the publishing lab computer :( I can only use whatever crap programs somehow bypass the install-block thing

Tadao
Oct 28th, 2008, 04:28 PM
Hehe, I hate that. Stupid admins won't even let you install java updates. NAZI'S

Grislygus
Oct 28th, 2008, 04:34 PM
Fucking BORED, Gaw

And Ant10708 goes and rolls over like a little bitch >:






Oh my dear sweet heavenly father the guys with the speakers in his computer is playing David Hasselhoff right now

Tadao
Oct 28th, 2008, 04:45 PM
lol

Tadao
Oct 28th, 2008, 04:46 PM
That's awesome! I learned Journey on guitar to piss off my roommate, only to have him start singing along with me :(

Grislygus
Oct 28th, 2008, 04:49 PM
I have now looked at the cd case. It is a baywatch soundtrack.

Tadao
Oct 28th, 2008, 05:32 PM
hahahahahaha :(

Kitsa
Oct 28th, 2008, 06:58 PM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/bapetorape.jpg

Tadao
Oct 28th, 2008, 07:05 PM
Yeah but the background isn't see though any more :(

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/10/26/mla00060159.jpg

Tadao
Oct 28th, 2008, 07:07 PM
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/10/26/mla00059297.jpg

Tadao
Oct 28th, 2008, 07:08 PM
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/10/26/funnydogcostume1.jpg

Tadao
Oct 28th, 2008, 07:22 PM
Getting Photoshop cs3 trial isn't as easy as it used to be

Big McLargehuge
Oct 28th, 2008, 07:36 PM
G.I.M.P (http://www.gimp.org/)

Tadao
Oct 28th, 2008, 07:38 PM
I forgot about gimp lol ty

Tadao
Oct 28th, 2008, 07:46 PM
http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd347/Yukikosheart/rape.gif
http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd347/Yukikosheart/rape.gif
http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd347/Yukikosheart/rape.gif

Kitsa
Oct 28th, 2008, 08:37 PM
I'm not good at erasing backgrounds yet, sorry.

Esuohlim
Oct 28th, 2008, 08:42 PM
Yeah but he can post a lookalike

She looks like every other girl I end up liking :(

Tadao
Oct 28th, 2008, 08:47 PM
I'm not good at erasing backgrounds yet, sorry.

Niether am I! That's why I needed a program that kept the background invisible without making all white invisible. Like Photoshop would, but GIMP dod ot just fine ant GIMP is free.

Tadao
Oct 28th, 2008, 08:48 PM
She looks like every other girl I end up liking :(

:( Maybe if you learned to like women for what they are and not what they look like you would wind up happy and fat.

Jerk

Tadao
Oct 28th, 2008, 08:51 PM
http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd347/Yukikosheart/rape.gifTirn that into an emoticon so that my photobucket doesn't die. :(

Kitsa
Oct 29th, 2008, 09:19 AM
My vote for best banner ad ever:

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/bestbanneradever.jpg

ooh! ooh! I know the answer!

Grislygus
Oct 29th, 2008, 12:33 PM
Most guys don't want surprises, they want cool bad ass shit. The best surprise is waking up to a blowjob.

TADAO IS A VERY WISE MAN, LADIES

MattJack
Oct 29th, 2008, 05:11 PM
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=569208#post569208) Most guys don't want surprises, they want cool bad ass shit. The best surprise is waking up to a blowjob

That's a good surprise, def in top 3, but I'd say finding out that she isn't pregnant after all is the best surprise.

Tadao
Oct 29th, 2008, 08:52 PM
Kinda NSFW costume.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3289/2976709620_932aa60943.jpg

It's not bad per say, but your boss might not get the joke.

Grislygus
Oct 29th, 2008, 09:53 PM
She's got a flat enough chest for the job, I'll give her that

Guitar Woman
Oct 29th, 2008, 09:59 PM
http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/3076/sawrb7.png

what

Grislygus
Oct 29th, 2008, 10:07 PM
"Skip school to see our shitty film




Fag."

DevilWearsPrada
Oct 29th, 2008, 10:14 PM
i just think her double-a/b cups are obscured tbh

Grislygus
Oct 29th, 2008, 10:39 PM
Double a means there's little to obscure, Double b does not exist, and you are still far from the sharpest tool in the shed

DevilWearsPrada
Oct 29th, 2008, 10:42 PM
I said double a slash b, not double b

Grislygus
Oct 29th, 2008, 10:49 PM
http://www.altrec.com/patagonia/womens-active-sport-high-impact-bra-a-b

A sports bra? STILL not much to obscure

Grislygus
Oct 29th, 2008, 10:51 PM
Oh wait, I see, you meant that she's BETWEEN 1 and 2".

Which would also mean that she has a flat enough chest for the job.

Tadao
Oct 30th, 2008, 12:06 AM
Ah! Then I guess he is a tool in the shed.

Guitar Woman
Oct 30th, 2008, 12:17 AM
She's fucking ugly, though, guys

Tadao
Oct 30th, 2008, 12:19 AM
I think she is hawt :(

kahljorn
Oct 30th, 2008, 12:26 AM
my first impression of that mug was close spoiler window immediately.

Tadao
Oct 30th, 2008, 12:34 AM
You'd look better in that outfit Kahl, unless you took boob pills.

Guitar Woman
Oct 30th, 2008, 01:35 AM
http://www.acparadise.com/cosplayers/22299/22299-17110-15.jpg

You're a baaaaaaad girl.

kahljorn
Oct 30th, 2008, 01:39 AM
most people would look better in that than her regardless of their boob size.

bigtimecow
Oct 30th, 2008, 09:18 AM
i'm in my web design class right now and we're playing rockband and my teacher is singing and it's lol :lol

MarioRPG
Oct 30th, 2008, 09:23 AM
"Skip school to see our shitty film




Fag."

Go see it now. Unless your queer.

bigtimecow
Oct 30th, 2008, 09:30 AM
lol, i love how the tagline for that movie is "how will it all end?" but yet saw 6 was announced at the same time as this one

MetalMilitia
Oct 30th, 2008, 12:32 PM
i'm in my web design class right now and we're playing rockband and my teacher is singing and it's lol :lol

Is your teacher Jack Black? Because I think I know how this one ends.

Kitsa
Oct 30th, 2008, 12:48 PM
I just slammed my finger in a folding bookcase and it hurt like thunderous fuck :(

Tadao
Oct 30th, 2008, 01:33 PM
lol, i love how the tagline for that movie is "how will it all end?" but yet saw 6 was announced at the same time as this one

I took that as "We have a great twist at the end of the movie!" not that it was the end of the line.

Guitar Woman
Oct 30th, 2008, 03:07 PM
So American Spirit is a pretty good brand to smoke if you ever want to be bored out of your addiction

Mabye I'm just disappointed because I spent 5 minutes trying to light the goddamned thing but that was the most generic cigarette I've ever tasted :<

Asila
Oct 30th, 2008, 03:13 PM
They're packed tighter so you gotta roll em a little to loosen everything up, which will make lighting them easier. I can't help with the taste though.

Tadao
Oct 30th, 2008, 03:21 PM
If you smoke enough, flavor wont matter.

liquidstatik
Oct 30th, 2008, 03:25 PM
..

Esuohlim
Oct 30th, 2008, 03:32 PM
:x

liquidstatik
Oct 30th, 2008, 03:34 PM
..

Guitar Woman
Oct 30th, 2008, 03:57 PM
I pretty much smoke only because I like the taste

Mabye I should have bought a pack of Periques

Esuohlim
Oct 30th, 2008, 04:00 PM
I don't smoke :(

Or drink :(

Or have fun :( :(

liquidstatik
Oct 30th, 2008, 04:09 PM
..

Tadao
Oct 30th, 2008, 04:19 PM
I don't smoke :(

Or drink :(

Or have fun :( :(

With the heartbreak open
So much you cant hide
Put on a little makeup makeup
Make sure they get your good side good side

If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token token
Write it on a pound note pound note

Dont drink dont smoke - what do you do?
Dont drink dont smoke - what do you do?
Subtle innuends follow
There must be something inside hes hiding

We dont follow fashion
That would be a joke
You know were going to set them set them
So everyone can take note take note

When they saw you kneeling
Crying words that you mean
Opening their eyeballs eyeballs
Pretending that youre al green al green

No ones gonna tell me
Whats wrong or whats right
Or tell me who to eat with sleep with
Or that Ive won the big fight big fight

Look out or theyll tell you
Youre a superstar
Two weeks and youre an all time legend
I think the games have gone much too far

If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token token
Write it on a pound note pound note

Dont drink dont smoke - what do you do?
Dont drink... etc.

Tadao
Oct 30th, 2008, 04:21 PM
Damn, now I gotta download Adam Ant

Zomboid
Oct 30th, 2008, 04:54 PM
NSFW: http://touchmywii.com/

Tadao
Oct 30th, 2008, 05:07 PM
Hahahaha

liquidstatik
Oct 30th, 2008, 05:30 PM
..

pac-man
Oct 30th, 2008, 05:47 PM
How long is this?

Big McLargehuge
Oct 30th, 2008, 07:07 PM
So American Spirit is a pretty good brand to smoke if you ever want to be bored out of your addiction


smoke the perique blend. those are tasty as hell.

Big McLargehuge
Oct 30th, 2008, 07:08 PM
i heart american spirits :0

kahljorn
Oct 30th, 2008, 07:23 PM
i got chronic hearts

MarioRPG
Oct 30th, 2008, 07:25 PM
Oh guys, I meant to say that it snowed yesterday. :Canada

kahljorn
Oct 30th, 2008, 07:26 PM
god is trying to turn the weather against ME

Guitar Woman
Oct 30th, 2008, 07:28 PM
I take back what I said after smoking another one, these are actually pretty good.

Any brand's first cigarette tastes bad, I guess?

Zomboid
Oct 30th, 2008, 07:41 PM
Wrong. I've been smoking a lot more than I used to. I go through at least half a pack a day now and I'm thinking it's time to quit or at least cut back a whole lot.

Esuohlim
Oct 30th, 2008, 07:52 PM
sXe huh milhouse

No way dude I'd be all over that shit if I could enjoy it :(

Kitsa
Oct 30th, 2008, 07:59 PM
You have no idea of the spectrum of childrens confusion I've seen tonight, handing out entire boxes of Frankenberry for Trick or Treat.

Sam
Oct 30th, 2008, 08:09 PM
THEY ARE PROBABLY CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU ARE HANDING THAT SHIT OUT THE NIGHT BEEEEFFFOOORREEE HALOWEEN. >:

Esuohlim
Oct 30th, 2008, 08:10 PM
I WOULD BE CONFUSED TOO IF FOUND MYSELF IN A SITUATION WHERE I WAS TRICK-OR-TREATING ON A DAY THAT WAS NOT HALLOWEEN

Esuohlim
Oct 30th, 2008, 08:11 PM
HI FIVE SAM

MetalMilitia
Oct 30th, 2008, 08:25 PM
The next page number is my birthday. :eek

Esuohlim
Oct 30th, 2008, 08:29 PM
:ROLLEYES

Tadao
Oct 30th, 2008, 08:31 PM
I'm 16 years older :(

:shakecane

Kitsa
Oct 30th, 2008, 08:32 PM
No, here in ass-backwards Ohio we have "beggar's night" which is separate from Halloween.

Tadao
Oct 30th, 2008, 08:35 PM
Tin soldiers and Nixon coming,
We're finally on our own.
This summer I hear the drumming,
Four dead in Ohio.

Kitsa
Oct 30th, 2008, 08:37 PM
I also accidentally set my jack o lantern on fire, leaving me with a smoldering scene that thoroughly confused the area children.

MetalMilitia
Oct 30th, 2008, 08:44 PM
I finally learnt how to use 3D studio and I'm making a Panzer Mk.VI Tiger tank.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/tank.jpg

Phase 2 is going to be to make an animation of it shooting guitar woman.

Kitsa
Oct 30th, 2008, 08:51 PM
Well, I had 5 trick or treaters this year, and 3 of them were kids who hang out here all the time anyway. The other two were bewildered-looking toddlers in mini furry outfits.

Gee, I'm sure glad I packed 40 bundles of awesome candy and frankenberry :(

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 30th, 2008, 09:04 PM
Last page was my birthday. :(

Esuohlim
Oct 30th, 2008, 09:25 PM
I think you fuckers actually mean "birthyear".

Ain't no 19/84/2008 on my calendar.

MetalMilitia
Oct 30th, 2008, 09:35 PM
YEAH MILHOUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT THANKS FOR CLARIFYING THAT FOR EVERYONE THAT MISSED IT

Zomboid
Oct 30th, 2008, 09:37 PM
2 MORE PAGES FOR MY BIRTH YEAR.

Esuohlim
Oct 30th, 2008, 09:41 PM
ONLY 14 MORE PAGES UNTIL GW'S :eek

Esuohlim
Oct 30th, 2008, 09:43 PM
YEAH MILHOUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT THANKS FOR CLARIFYING THAT FOR EVERYONE THAT MISSED IT

I speak for myself in God's Country of course, since you crazy limey communists got them crazy ass backwards date formats and whatnot

Asila
Oct 30th, 2008, 09:58 PM
OH SHIT WE PASSED MY BIRTH YEAR

FUCKING YOUNG 'UNS

Guitar Woman
Oct 30th, 2008, 10:01 PM
ONLY 14 MORE PAGES UNTIL GW'S :eek

hey man :(

liquidstatik
Oct 30th, 2008, 10:05 PM
..

Esuohlim
Oct 30th, 2008, 10:15 PM
Looks like we've got a bunch of 1987 fags :rolleyes :rolleyes

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 30th, 2008, 10:18 PM
Birthyear :\.

2 more weeks for the day.

Guitar Woman
Oct 30th, 2008, 11:35 PM
So the only pretty girl at my school does crack

liquidstatik
Oct 30th, 2008, 11:37 PM
..

Guitar Woman
Oct 31st, 2008, 12:16 AM
So I don't want to do a crack head :<

Esuohlim
Oct 31st, 2008, 12:25 AM
You should do some crack too and by that I mean you should hump some of that a** :picklehat

Post her picture dude!

liquidstatik
Oct 31st, 2008, 12:31 AM
..

Zomboid
Oct 31st, 2008, 12:32 AM
:lol

Tadao
Oct 31st, 2008, 12:41 AM
He's just make excuses as to why he can't go out with girls. He'll come out of the closet one day hopefully.

Guitar Woman
Oct 31st, 2008, 12:45 AM
Everyone else at my school is really, really horrifying so saying she's the prettiest girl there is like saying she's the best show on Comedy Central

Guitar Woman
Oct 31st, 2008, 12:45 AM
She is really pretty though :<

Esuohlim
Oct 31st, 2008, 12:54 AM
DON'T WORRY GW WE'RE BOTH IN THE SAME BOAT

ONLY I AM EXCEPTIONALLY HANDSOME AND PROBABLY COULD GET THE GIRL YOU LIKE

TOUGH LUCK BRAH

Zomboid
Oct 31st, 2008, 01:37 AM
HAHA RIGHT ON. WANNA HIT UP A KEGGER AFTER TOMORROW'S BIG GAME?

Guitar Woman
Oct 31st, 2008, 01:42 AM
I'm not bad looking, guys, I'm just really not photogenic

at all

Guitar Woman
Oct 31st, 2008, 01:43 AM
;_;

liquidstatik
Oct 31st, 2008, 01:50 AM
..

liquidstatik
Oct 31st, 2008, 01:51 AM
..

Asila
Oct 31st, 2008, 01:56 AM
I WAS GONNA SAY SOMETHING

BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT ALL I DO IS MAKE SEXUAL COMMENTS AND THAT'S JUST DEPRESSING

kahljorn
Oct 31st, 2008, 02:29 AM
what up

liquidstatik
Oct 31st, 2008, 02:42 AM
..

Tadao
Oct 31st, 2008, 02:43 AM
WHHAAAAASSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP

Dixie
Oct 31st, 2008, 03:05 AM
I'm so excited!
:D

Chojin
Oct 31st, 2008, 04:57 AM
you can send us your unused boxes of frankenberry, kitsa.

pac-man
Oct 31st, 2008, 05:03 AM
You're all Joe the Plumbers!

Dixie
Oct 31st, 2008, 06:12 AM
Excuse me, but I prefer Joe Six Pack.

MetalMilitia
Oct 31st, 2008, 06:59 AM
Happy my BIRTHyear page everyone. :bestthread

It occurred to me earlier that Guitar Woman's posts are way sexier if every time she talks about smoking you imagine she's talking about dicks.

It's kind of like how it's sexier to imagine Jeanette isn't talking about her vagina every time she talks about her vagina.

Hope this helps.

Kitsa
Oct 31st, 2008, 07:58 AM
DAMMIT IS GUITAR WOMAN MALE OR FEMALE?!??! I STILL DON'T KNOW!!!!

MetalMilitia
Oct 31st, 2008, 08:00 AM
S/he's a hermaphrodite.

MattJack
Oct 31st, 2008, 11:12 AM
DIC*S OR GTFO

MetalMilitia
Oct 31st, 2008, 11:37 AM
Publover either got a life outside the forums or killed himself.

RIP Publover.

http://www.churchofantioch.net/file.php/1/animated_candle.gif

pac-man
Oct 31st, 2008, 11:42 AM
Candle in the wind.

wobzire
Oct 31st, 2008, 12:02 PM
Maybe he met a cute girl at a book store.

Pub Lover
Oct 31st, 2008, 12:14 PM
What the hell, MM? :eek No, I didn't. :(

Wobzire, stop spoiling characters! >: Who do you think you are? Esuohlim? ;)

MetalMilitia
Oct 31st, 2008, 12:29 PM
That's not really Pub Lover. His parents are keeping his memory alive by creeping people out over the Internet and checking the I-mockery forums every 15 minutes.

It's like when someone's kid dies and they keep their bedroom as they left it for 20 years.

wobzire
Oct 31st, 2008, 12:42 PM
I don't think we will notice the difference.

MattJack
Oct 31st, 2008, 12:52 PM
Pub is like our resident Aussi.

Well, the closest thing we have to an Aussi.

liquidstatik
Oct 31st, 2008, 12:56 PM
..

liquidstatik
Oct 31st, 2008, 03:56 PM
..

Tadao
Oct 31st, 2008, 04:00 PM
Hawt

Shrubfest
Oct 31st, 2008, 04:36 PM
I'm depressed and have no alcohol. what do i do?

pac-man
Oct 31st, 2008, 04:39 PM
Smoke pot

Shrubfest
Oct 31st, 2008, 04:49 PM
don't have anything more exciting than coffee.

Grislygus
Oct 31st, 2008, 05:30 PM
Deal with it the retirement home way

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/lifeandhappiness2.jpg

Kitsa
Oct 31st, 2008, 07:39 PM
Tonight I'm off to a party hosted by the guy behind our local public access ghost show. It promises to be a pretty good time, but he never answered my email about what I should bring. What do you do when they don't answer? :(

Tadao
Oct 31st, 2008, 07:49 PM
Bring Fankenberrie treats.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 31st, 2008, 08:08 PM
I might go see Gilbert Gottfried in CT for my birthday but it's really far away. I might wait and go see him in IL in 01/09.

pac-man
Oct 31st, 2008, 08:16 PM
So he is still alive. I'm going to go win a bet.

Tadao
Oct 31st, 2008, 08:22 PM
Gottfried is one of my favorite comics. He never fails to make me laugh.

Tadao
Oct 31st, 2008, 08:44 PM
http://i.somethingawful.com/u/russ/goldmine85/acanofpepsi2.gif

DevilWearsPrada
Oct 31st, 2008, 09:10 PM
something awful :rolleyes

DevilWearsPrada
Oct 31st, 2008, 09:11 PM
Alternate Ending:

MAKE IT RAIN ON THEM HOPES

Kitsa
Oct 31st, 2008, 09:53 PM
Got his mind on his money and his money on his mind.

I actually like this guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvc0tYG_YpA

Tadao
Oct 31st, 2008, 10:19 PM
She's got jungle fervor.

Kitsa
Nov 1st, 2008, 02:32 AM
My god, that was the most efficient viewing party ever.

Go to room, watch show for an hour, "Ok, so that was the show", party's over. Gotta love it.

Tadao
Nov 1st, 2008, 02:38 AM
What did you view?

Kitsa
Nov 1st, 2008, 02:50 AM
The latest installment of our local Public Access paranormal show, there's a new one out every Halloween and the guy who does it had a viewing party.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Nov 1st, 2008, 05:03 PM
Happy November!!!! Best month of the year.

MarioRPG
Nov 1st, 2008, 06:39 PM
Happy Day Of The Dead

Go play Grim Fandango!

ElPila666
Nov 1st, 2008, 08:07 PM
That's not really Pub Lover. His parents are keeping his memory alive by creeping people out over the Internet and checking the I-mockery forums every 15 minutes.

It's like when someone's kid dies and they keep their bedroom as they left it for 20 years.

I hope Pub's parents keep on posting :tear

Tadao
Nov 1st, 2008, 09:10 PM
Especially his mom!

Pub Lover
Nov 1st, 2008, 10:52 PM
My mom is so hot for you, Tadao. ;)

Asila
Nov 1st, 2008, 10:53 PM
creepy

Guitar Woman
Nov 1st, 2008, 10:56 PM
John Pinette.

That's the motherfucker I've been looking for for two years.

Guitar Woman
Nov 1st, 2008, 10:57 PM
In retrospect he's just an ok comedian but goddamnit this was keeping me up at night

Asila
Nov 1st, 2008, 11:01 PM
creepy


...I was referring to Tadao there

Guitar Woman
Nov 1st, 2008, 11:04 PM
It works for Pub's post, too!

Asila
Nov 1st, 2008, 11:07 PM
totally

Tadao
Nov 1st, 2008, 11:09 PM
Totally

Asila
Nov 1st, 2008, 11:10 PM
HOW'D OZ GO?

Kitsa
Nov 1st, 2008, 11:12 PM
The neighborhood kids and I made sugar skulls for Day of the Dead and I was dumb enough to leave them out overnight and when I woke up this morning some neighborhood stray cats were polishing them off :/

Tadao
Nov 1st, 2008, 11:12 PM
I like it. You should see it. Make your daughter watch it too so that she grows up to be afraid of things for reasons unknown to her.

Tadao
Nov 1st, 2008, 11:14 PM
The neighborhood kids and I made sugar skulls for Day of the Dead and I was dumb enough to leave them out overnight and when I woke up this morning some neighborhood stray cats were polishing them off :/

Don't worry, cats carry the soul of the dead, so it all worked out.

Asila
Nov 1st, 2008, 11:16 PM
I will get to downloading it tout suite I'M NOT SURE OF MY FRENCH THERE DON'T CORRECT ME

Tadao
Nov 1st, 2008, 11:19 PM
She will be bored until the middle.

Asila
Nov 1st, 2008, 11:21 PM
kind of the perfect summation of my daughter

Asila
Nov 1st, 2008, 11:34 PM
DAMNIT PEOPLE

Asila
Nov 1st, 2008, 11:35 PM
John Pinette.

That's the motherfucker I've been looking for for two years.

you seriously mulled over a random comic for two years? I can't remember shit from two years ago

Tadao
Nov 1st, 2008, 11:36 PM
The Shinning is on.
I'm bummed because I can't get my bone meds anymore and now I have to stop drinking hard booze because I will do that to kill the pain. A miserable drunk is the worst kind of drunk.

Asila
Nov 1st, 2008, 11:37 PM
Oh wait yes I can, I was getting beaten up for random shit two years ago AWESOME YES I SAID AWESOME

Guitar Woman
Nov 1st, 2008, 11:38 PM
I take these things srsly, asila

Asila
Nov 1st, 2008, 11:39 PM
yay

Asila
Nov 1st, 2008, 11:41 PM
The Shinning is on.
I'm bummed because I can't get my bone meds anymore and now I have to stop drinking hard booze because I will do that to kill the pain. A miserable drunk is the worst kind of drunk.

Wait, what?

Tadao
Nov 1st, 2008, 11:42 PM
I said "The Shining is on"

Asila
Nov 1st, 2008, 11:43 PM
I'M WHAT-ING AT THE OTHER PART OF THAT DEAR

Tadao
Nov 1st, 2008, 11:49 PM
I'M GOING TO BE IN TONS OF PAIN UNTIL LATE JULY IF NOT LONGER

Asila
Nov 1st, 2008, 11:50 PM
:(

Guitar Woman
Nov 2nd, 2008, 12:18 AM
I wish I had some spiced rum

Asila
Nov 2nd, 2008, 12:22 AM
OH I HAVE SOME

IF I HAD MORE I'D OFFER TO SHARE

Asila
Nov 2nd, 2008, 01:10 AM
SO HEY >:

Guitar Woman
Nov 2nd, 2008, 01:16 AM
hi

Asila
Nov 2nd, 2008, 01:18 AM
OH

HEY

WHAT'S UP

kahljorn
Nov 2nd, 2008, 03:43 AM
hey tadao isn't it almost opium season in california LO

kahljorn
Nov 2nd, 2008, 03:44 AM
I'm a married person now :O

Tadao
Nov 2nd, 2008, 03:49 AM
I try to stay away from masking the pain. The thing that works the best are NSAIDs. But you can't just take a ton of Aleeve. Those commercials are bullshit. :(

Tadao
Nov 2nd, 2008, 03:50 AM
I'm still technically married since 1995 :O

kahljorn
Nov 2nd, 2008, 03:51 AM
pfft then don't bitch -- nigga

Kitsa
Nov 2nd, 2008, 06:27 AM
tout de suite but don't worry about it

Aaarg
Nov 2nd, 2008, 12:54 PM
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/hunter.jpg

DevilWearsPrada
Nov 2nd, 2008, 04:35 PM
tadao would like to have a word with you

Grislygus
Nov 3rd, 2008, 01:31 PM
I'm a married person now :O


CONGRATULATIONS BUDDY

MOTHERFUCKERS GET TO CONGRATULATIN' RIGHT NAW

Dixie
Nov 3rd, 2008, 02:38 PM
Whaaaaa?

Tadao
Nov 3rd, 2008, 02:40 PM
If I did it would be false and insulting to his marriage, but I do wish him all the best luck with it.

kahljorn
Nov 3rd, 2008, 02:49 PM
thanks grizlebees :D

i had a ton of fun and did a lot of drugs !! :D

MattJack
Nov 3rd, 2008, 03:34 PM
hey sexy lady it was nice to know you, but I got to move on

Colonel Flagg
Nov 3rd, 2008, 09:56 PM
Happy birth-year to all you new voters out there. I remember being 30 in 1990 - but just barely. :\

Guitar Woman
Nov 3rd, 2008, 11:11 PM
I just noticed that your signature is taken from the best movie ever made, Flagg

Aaarg
Nov 3rd, 2008, 11:23 PM
i don't remember that from drop dead fred. . .

Maxilor
Nov 3rd, 2008, 11:26 PM
What in the hell is goin on in here!? >:

Aaarg
Nov 3rd, 2008, 11:42 PM
word-for-for retelling of TITUS ANDRONICUS

kahljorn
Nov 3rd, 2008, 11:50 PM
i really liked the movie with anthony hopkins :(

Aaarg
Nov 4th, 2008, 12:06 AM
bram stoker's dracula? hated it.

Colonel Flagg
Nov 4th, 2008, 05:24 AM
I just noticed that your signature is taken from the best movie ever made, Flagg

Back when Rick Moranis was actually funny. :lol

RaNkeri
Nov 4th, 2008, 10:05 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/sniktysnikt.jpg

Someyday I'm gonna go and get my kicks on route SNIKTY-SNIKT :(

Pub Lover
Nov 4th, 2008, 11:26 AM
England is awesome! :(

oh. is it?

Yeah specially falklands :(

:lol

mangeur de chatte
Nov 4th, 2008, 11:30 AM
http://www.comicsvf.com/scans/volimited/wolverinesnikt/1.jpg

One of the best comics ever, indeed :)

ElPila666
Nov 4th, 2008, 11:51 AM
:lol

http://s414.photobucket.com/albums/pp221/Shrubfest/?action=view&current=Sarah-1.jpg

:love:love:love:love:love:love:love:love:love:love :love:love:love:love:love:love:love:love:love:love :love:love:love:love:love:love:love:love:love:love :love:love:love:love

Pub Lover
Nov 4th, 2008, 11:53 AM
http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp221/Shrubfest/WhatDoesSheWant.jpg

Pub Lover
Nov 4th, 2008, 11:58 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/WhatDoesShrubWant.png

ElPila666
Nov 4th, 2008, 12:32 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/Dont.gif

liquidstatik
Nov 4th, 2008, 01:20 PM
..

RaNkeri
Nov 4th, 2008, 01:20 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/punisherlife.jpg
:lol

kahljorn
Nov 4th, 2008, 01:41 PM
bram stoker's dracula? hated it.

Titus Adronicus :(

Sam
Nov 4th, 2008, 02:31 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/punisherlife.jpg
:lol

Is that from the Punisher/Painkiller Jane crossover?

Esuohlim
Nov 4th, 2008, 02:32 PM
Shrubfest is pretty :(

Tadao
Nov 4th, 2008, 02:34 PM
Oh no, Milhouse will never talk to her again :(

RaNkeri
Nov 4th, 2008, 02:37 PM
Is that from the Punisher/Painkiller Jane crossover?

Yeah

Tadao
Nov 4th, 2008, 02:51 PM
http://i36.tinypic.com/2rols46.jpg