I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Esuohlim]

window shutters
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/pagebrak.gif

[Esuohlim]

paint removers

[Esuohlim]

window louvres

[Esuohlim]

masking tape

[Esuohlim]

and plastic gutters

[Esuohlim]

kitchen faucets

[Esuohlim]

folding tables

[Esuohlim]

weather stripping

[Esuohlim]

jumper cables

[Esuohlim]

hooks

[Esuohlim]

and tackle

[Esuohlim]

grout

[Esuohlim]

and spackle

[Esuohlim]

power foggers

[Esuohlim]

spoons

[Esuohlim]

and ladles

[Esuohlim]

pesticides for fumigation

[Esuohlim]

high-performance lubrication

[Esuohlim]

metal roofing

[Esuohlim]

waterproofing

[Esuohlim]

multi-purpose insulation

[Esuohlim]

air compressors

[Esuohlim]

brass connectors

[Esuohlim]

wrecking chisels

[Esuohlim]

smoke detectors

[Esuohlim]

tire gauges
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/pagebrak.gif

[Esuohlim]

hamster cages

[Esuohlim]

thermostats

[Esuohlim]

and bug deflectors

[Esuohlim]

trailer hitch demagnitizers

[Esuohlim]

automatic circumcisers

[Esuohlim]

tennis rackets

[Esuohlim]

angle brackets

[HickMan]

omFg

[Esuohlim]

Duracells

[HickMan]

just shutup l,ol

[Esuohlim]

and Energizers

[Esuohlim]

Soffit panels

[Esuohlim]

circuit breakers

[Esuohlim]

vacuum cleaners

[Esuohlim]

coffee makers

[Esuohlim]

calculators

[Esuohlim]

generators

[HickMan]

your website sucks >:

[Esuohlim]

matching salt and pepper shakers :eek

[Esuohlim]

IF I HAPPEN TO DO ANOTHER WEIRD AL HOMAGE PLEASE REFRAIN FROM DEFECATING ON IT, HICKMAN. RIP WEIRD AL'S PARENTS :(

[Esuohlim]

I know my website sucks that's why it's not really there anymore :rolleyes But my friend's website is where it's at now :eek

[Esuohlim]

"Where it's at" as in "What's hip", in case you're not up to speed on what the cool kids are saying these days :rolleyes

[HickMan]

thanks for clearing that up for me I didn't know :o

[HickMan]

jerk

[HickMan]

It still sucks >:

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/pagebrak.gif

[Esuohlim]

Haha, I know

[executioneer]

i cant wait oh i cant wait

[executioneer]

when are they gonna open up that door

[HickMan]

what door? ;(

[executioneer]

i'm goin yes i'm goin really goin yes i'm goin to the hardware stooore

[HickMan]

bowchickabowwow

[EisigerBiskuit]

sell quilts at discount price

[Esuohlim]

Nothing ever (ever) happens in this town
Feeling low down (down) not a lot to do around here
I thought that I would go right out of my mind
Until a friend told me THE NEWS

[Rongi]

i eat too much and then i throw up :(

[GADZOOKS]

Sock Head23568: are The Byrds good?
Admiral Sea Legs: That's like asking if leguini with ranch dressing is good, john.
Sock Head23568: i'll take that as a no!
Admiral Sea Legs: are you sure?
Sock Head23568: just answer the damn question >:
Admiral Sea Legs: well that's like asking if the Byrds are good?
Sock Head23568: mark
Sock Head23568: a yes or no will do
Admiral Sea Legs: yes or no
Admiral Sea Legs: The Byrds are for the birds, or The Birds are for the byrds.
Admiral Sea Legs wants to directly connect.
Sock Head23568 is not accepting Direct IM connections.
Admiral Sea Legs wants to directly connect.
Sock Head23568 is now directly connected.
Sock Head23568: damnit mark
Sock Head23568: are the byrds good
Sock Head23568: are they a good band
Admiral Sea Legs: http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:vCEKJ18-wKcJ:www.livingpictures.org/imagesanimals/birds/cardinal1w.jpg
Sock Head23568: would i like them
Sock Head23568 direct connection is closed.
Admiral Sea Legs wants to directly connect.
Sock Head23568 is now directly connected.
Admiral Sea Legs: http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:EmjmFJxLh6gJ:www.livingpictures.org/imagesanimals/birds/bluejaysnow1.jpg
Admiral Sea Legs: http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:_icS4CEpPHwJ:www.richard-seaman.com/Birds/Townsville/IbisOnRoof.jpg
Admiral Sea Legs: http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:cvvHGFfDbpgJ:home.earthlink.net/~dslattery1/images/birds/airborne_male_hover_close.jpg
Admiral Sea Legs:http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:8cX5o5r1w0AJ:www.nobius.org/~dbg/trip-photos/australia/colorful-birds.jpg
Admiral Sea Legs: Does that answer your question?

[Karl Hungus]

i can't top that.

[Matt Harty]

hey guys

[ScruU2wice]

there's too many avatars of people.

[Karl Hungus]

they are all AWESOME people, except eiskerwhatevers, his is just not fun.

[HickMan]

I have no clue what you guys are talking about

[ScruU2wice]

I understand everything.

[RedLeader01]

I have no clue what you guys are talking about

Then go away!

[pjalne]

Star Wars

[HickMan]

lolol

[HickMan]

Let's get to 304 pages and quit guys

[HickMan]

this thread is getting annoying

[HickMan]

I mean how many titles has it had so far? Like a bazillion? :rolleyes

[HickMan]

at least I know that

[HickMan]

whut a stupid thread

[ScruU2wice]

don't you have friends >:

[Karl Hungus]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/pagebrak.gif

i don't have any friends :(


EDIT : I MEAN I HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS!!!!!! :) :)

[Fahrenheit 1337]

Yeah right you look like this:
http://www.fbesp.org/pix/dork.jpg

[Rongi]

Star Wars

Jaws was never my scene.

[Anonymous]

I hope I'm not the only person that finds Hungus' new avatar extremely hot.

[GADZOOKS]

Admiral Sea Legs: Hey what's black and grey and you are forbidden to go to?
Lemmysomemoney: A (racial slur)'s dick?
Admiral Sea Legs: No, The I-Mockery Message Board
Lemmysomemoney: hahaha :(

[pjalne]

I hope I'm not the only person that finds Hungus' new avatar extremely hot.

Is that Michelle Trachtenberg?

[Matt Harty]

hey guys

[HickMan]

I said stop >:

[Esuohlim]

Is that Michelle Trachtenberg?

Aw yea.

[Matt Harty]

so wuts up

[ScruU2wice]

my fuckin photoshop isn't working, that's whats' up >:

[Esuohlim]

I've got a copy of photoshop that always works it's called "MS Paint"

[MetalMilitia]

more like photoshit... or homoshop... or MSPaiGAY

[rockets redglare]

MSgaynt

[pjalne]

MSquaint. Am I doing his right?

[HickMan]

MSrules haha

[HickMan]

FCK ALL YALL FCKERS

[ScruU2wice]

seriously I'm fucking pissed >:

[executioneer]

fix it fix it fix it fix it

[executioneer]

hahahahaha beck hahahahahahaha

[RedLeader01]

FCK ALL YALL FCKERS

Go stand in the corner HickMan!

[pjalne]

You seriously are the most retarded person on this entire board.

[RedLeader01]

You seriously are the most retarded person on this entire board.

This coming from someone with an icon like yours, I don't give a shit!

[pjalne]

No, really. Ask anyone.

[HickMan]

I personally like RedLeader's better. Plus, he's funnier. Pjanle or whatever has only been here for a couple months and acts like he owns the place. What's up with that? He needs to learn his place and realize he's not all that.

[pjalne]

You make a very good point. You can ban me if you want now, Hickman.

But make it quick :(

[Esuohlim]

Aint anyone gonna page Brak? :(

[executioneer]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/pagebrak.gif

I got hips to serve!

[HickMan]

You make a very good point. You can ban me if you want now, Hickman.

But make it quick :(

Talk to Immortal Goat if you really want to get banned. I don't like to get my hands dirty with the common filth.

[Big McLargehuge]

i want to go back and edit every one of my posts :(

[ScruU2wice]

I know who becker is?

[Matt Harty]

I'd like the debate something.

[Esuohlim]

No you don't.

[Rongi]

if you want the new beck album aim me!

[Karl Hungus]

oh thats bullshit.

[Esuohlim]

beck45 35555 put it on my phone

[Rongi]

oh thats bullshit.

oh and if you want to you can aim karl :rolleyes

[Rongi]

better do it quick though cause i'm gonna delete it soon so that i wont listien to it to death and not buy it when it comes out :(

[Esuohlim]

PICK UP THE PHONE
'CAUSE YOU WANT THIS CALL AND YOU CAN NOT LIE
NO OTHER BROTHAS CAN DENY
WHEN A GIRL CALLS IN ON A CUSTOM TONE
AND IT'S RINGIN' ON YOUR BRAND NEW PHONE...

[Rongi]

according to itunes the song i've listiened to the most is Patience by Guns n Roses and it says i've listiened to it about 23 times :(

that's not even my fave GNR song

[Karl Hungus]

hey dudes i saw that kellyGAYos had posted in this forum, and i was afraid it was in here. im glad you're alright guys.

[executioneer]

pippy poopy mother f*cker

[ScruU2wice]

this has been the most fucked up week ever >:

[executioneer]

HPAPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH D:

http://www.bgsu.edu/departments/acs/1890s/ragmusic/coons.gif
http://jixbyphillips.homestead.com/files/cooks.jpg

[executioneer]

camera time

CAUTION: EXTREMELY UNEVENTFUL (http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/beardeat.avi)

[Esuohlim]

http://img226.exs.cx/img226/9097/krad33zd.gif

lol

[HickMan]

lol ick!

[ScruU2wice]

If you stop each image they would almost look scary.

[Esuohlim]

I dare you to look at it while jerking off :x

[HickMan]

blueballs :X

[Helm]

hickman, pjalne's been here since forever. And he's very funny, has an awesome website and even contributes to the mock. Redleader on the other hand, does his best to be a jerk. Great picking skills. Now, try a level 32 door to the hell out of here.

[executioneer]

he was being sarcastic i think :(

[Helm]

didn't seem like it, but could be.

[Rongi]

i looked it at while boxing the bald-headed bishop and went blind

[Karl Hungus]

blond on blond is a jerk of an album.

[HickMan]

LAST NIGHT I DANCED WITH A LOT OF GIRLS :D

[Big McLargehuge]

YEAH RIGHT HICKMAN :rolleyes


I had a dream last night that some woman was all being mean to everybody and she told me to take a shower cause i stink and i was all "It's not my fault, i have a brain tumor it makes me stinky" and then she touched my penis under the table we were all sitting at :eek

[Esuohlim]

I had a dream that I was about to buy Dave Coulier's autobiography. I wish I was joking. :(

[Rongi]

blonde on blonde kicks @ss.

[HickMan]

YEAH RIGHT HICKMAN :rolleyes

OH WHUTEVER YOU WERN'T THERE

[Big McLargehuge]

Yeah but it doesn't take a genius to know that no girl would ever, EVER dance with you :rolleyes

[HickMan]

hickman, pjalne's been here since forever. And he's very funny, has an awesome website and even contributes to the mock. Redleader on the other hand, does his best to be a jerk. Great picking skills. Now, try a level 32 door to the hell out of here.

I was about as sarcastic as I could get :(

[HickMan]

OH AND BIGMCLARGUHUGE YOU'RE WRONG.

[pjalne]

Oh, you guys.

[HickMan]

SHUTUP YOU WORTHLESS PILE OF POOP

[GADZOOKS]

YOU FUCKING RUINED IT, ALL YOU. SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME!

(DOORSLAM)

[Helm]

Crap, it's been a while (I think!) since I missed a clear joke. There goes my gigh quality.

[ScruU2wice]

I don't think I've posted in this page.

[nothing4buddha]

oh the wonderful people you can find on myspace !

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/booblick.jpg

in related news i just puked a little bit in my mouth. tastes like sexy.

[Jixby Phillips]

Some of the worst human beings I've ever seen in my life I've seen on myspace.com

[Matt Harty]

hey guys

[HickMan]

hey

[ScruU2wice]

Some of the worst human beings I've ever seen in my life I've seen on myspace.com

yeah, I'm basically there to make fun of aton of people from my school, but of course they don't get it.

[Karl Hungus]

more like SPOCK wars

http://www.lirpa.de/pic/lirpa_06.jpg

[Sam]

OH SHIT. >:

[EisigerBiskuit]

olive

[EisigerBiskuit]

oh wait, mushroom

[Karl Hungus]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/pagebrak.gif

p.s fuck you esikerwhatever...

[EisigerBiskuit]

what?

[Big Papa Goat]

hey guys mind if I join you!

[HickMan]

yeah!

[Esuohlim]

ONLY IF YOU GET AN ANDREW DICE CLAY AVATAR AND SAY THINGS LIKE "TOM THUMB STUCK A THUMB UP HIS BUTT" AND "THERE WAS ONCE AN OLD WOMAN WHO LIVED IN A SHOE AND I FUCKED HER"

[Sam]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/DCP_3522.jpg

[HickMan]

UH-OH

[ScruU2wice]

ewwwwwwww

[Matt Harty]

hey guys whats going on

[Matt Harty]

hey guys whats going on

[Matt Harty]

hello?

[Matt Harty]

matt harty> <exit>

[HickMan]

omfg come back!

[ScruU2wice]

new announcement check it out,

[executioneer]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Big Papa Goat]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v85/BigPapaGoat/thefonz.jpg

little miss muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey, along came a spider, he sat down beside her, he said eh whats in the bowl, bitch!
EHHHHHHH!!!!
:(

[BlueOatmeal]

Hickman you got to give me tips on how to dance with chix!

[BlueOatmeal]

plz

[EisigerBiskuit]

try slowdancing with them, they love that

[BlueOatmeal]

Do they like it when you honk their titties?

[EisigerBiskuit]

Does it make a high pitch honk?

[Karl Hungus]

this thread needs a bath.

[HickMan]

Do they like it when you honk their titties?

I'LL EXPLAIN IT ALL IN AN AIM CONVERSATION

[BlueOatmeal]

I took a shower today.

[BlueOatmeal]

I <3 u hickman

[Karl Hungus]

you can't wash off creepy, pal.

[HickMan]

lol :(

[executioneer]

my tummy hurts :x

[executioneer]

valentines day more like lonely masterbation day

[executioneer]

smarterchild does not care that my tummy hurts so i told him i was gonna kill myself lol i bet he cares now >: >:

[WTF]

That is why he is called: "Smaterchild!" :/

[the_dudefather]

THIS THREAD IS HELLA LONG!.

OOPS NOW ITS EVEN LONGER! LOLZ

[EisigerBiskuit]

no wait, pineapple

[Esuohlim]

ENetuohnav: I'm going to kill myself
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ENetuohnav: Goodbye cruel world
ENetuohnav: I said Goodbye cruel world
ENetuohnav: You had better not be fucking ignoring me
SmarterChild: What??!

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ENetuohnav: I have the gun in my mouth now
SmarterChild: You have the gun in your mouth? What's that like?
ENetuohnav: I'm going to pull the trigger unless you can talk me out of it
SmarterChild: Sure!
ENetuohnav: Well, I'm listening
SmarterChild: Do you like listening?

[MetalMilitia]

:lol

[Karl Hungus]

worldofcoma: i want to kill metalmilita
SmarterChild: ?
worldofcoma: with a rock hammer
SmarterChild: Surely not with a rock hammer?
worldofcoma: indeed
SmarterChild: Yes indeedy.

even the internet thinks you're a prick.

[HickMan]

I can't pay attention to anything you say with that unbelievably sexy avatar of yours.

[EisigerBiskuit]

She ordered extra sauce. I think I'll skip the pineapple and go for sauce, too.

[The Retro Kat]

My penis is burning.

[Esuohlim]

You aren't supposed to use the toaster for that :(

[the_dudefather]

gamera!
gamera!
gamera is filled with meat!...

[ScruU2wice]

I guess I need a new avatar now :(

[Esuohlim]

http://www.afdcenter.com/assets/MeetTheTeam/PhilPugh.jpg

Here make it smaller and you're set!

[Karl Hungus]

if he doesn't take it, can i have it? i need to appear more serious here on the i-mockery message borads.

[ScruU2wice]

go for it, I don't like resizing things anyways :(

[Karl Hungus]

i didn't ask you, pippy.

[The Retro Kat]

LETS FUCK...YAYYY!!!!

[ScruU2wice]

i didn't ask you, pippy.

too fucking bad.

[EisigerBiskuit]

top or bottom :(

[MetalMilitia]

worldofcoma: i want to kill metalmilita
SmarterChild: ?
worldofcoma: with a rock hammer
SmarterChild: Surely not with a rock hammer?
worldofcoma: indeed
SmarterChild: Yes indeedy.

even the internet thinks you're a prick.

MetalMilitia: I want Karl Hungus to shut up
SmarterChild: I dont know why you are talking to me. im not even the real smarterchild.
MetalMilitia: What?
SmarterChild: You done even have AIM installed :rolleyes
MetalMilitia: YOU CAN SHUT UP TOO.
SmarterChild: Make me
MetalMilitia: Fuck you. your so blocked.
SmarterChild: YOU CANT BLOCK ME. YOUR NOT ON AIM! YOUR JUST TYPEING ALL THIS ON A FORM.
Metalmilitia has blocked SmarterChild.
MetalMilitia: winner!

[The Retro Kat]

Mother fucking brilliant, faggot.

[Karl Hungus]

i'm glad this thread came to a screeching halt after that.

[King Hadas]

Should I post my hilarious SmarterChild conversions?

[MetalMilitia]

i'm glad this thread came to a screeching halt after that.

mabey that was the plan all along :O



Note:It wasn't.

[the_dudefather]

and now you know - and knowing is half the battle!

[Esuohlim]

YOU CAN ONLY POST SMARTERCHILD CONVERSATIONS IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY SMARTER THAN SMARTERCHILD IN THE FIRST PLACE (METALMILITIA BYPASSED THIS RULE AND WILL SOON BE BANNED)

[executioneer]

This failed on two different boards. I guess folks don't like sewing these days. Hahaha it's all up to the lil' Korean kids anyhow.

[executioneer]

This failed on two different boards. I guess folks don't like sewing these days. Hahaha it's all up to the lil' Korean kids anyhow.

[Rongi]

******!

[executioneer]

>:o

[Rongi]

o:<

[Esuohlim]

You can't have thread without needles

http://www.clinicalresearch.org/images/needles.jpg

:(

[executioneer]

you can't kill thread without dragons

[EisigerBiskuit]

Level 73 Dragon cloth

[executioneer]

bzzt wrong milhouse you still have the board

[Anonymous]

http://www.packrat-pro.com/threadrack.jpg

[the_dudefather]

http://home.flash.net/~dadis/pirate/Pirate.jpg
"arg i found a barrel pure forum gold me harties"

[Matt Harty]

hey guys

[Karl Hungus]

dear mockwars,

when you wern't in your usual place, i thought you had left me forever. don't ever scare me like that again.

love,

hamiliton

[Sam]

I made a post somewhere and I can't find it now. :(

I forgot where I made it. :(

I'm so dumb. :(

Shit. :(

:(

[ScruU2wice]

hi sam it's a rare treat to meet you and such

[Esuohlim]

SAM LET US MAKE HAIKUS ABOUT THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS NOW

[Rongi]

they might
be giants
are a fag >:

[ScruU2wice]

give me an avatar, I don't feel like looking for one, or resizing one.

[Matt Harty]

http://scubus.com/images/comics/PIRATE.GIF

[Esuohlim]

they might
be giants
are a fag >:

Tough talk :(

[Sam]

RONGI, WHY DO YOU HAVE DR. WHO AS YOUR AVATAR? :rolleyes

[Rongi]

IT'S BOB DYLAN >:

[Sam]

OH YOU CAN'T FOOL ME. >:

I KNOW DR. WHO WHEN I SEE DR. WHO AND BELEIVE YOU ME THAT IS DR. WHO MISTER. >:

:rolleyes

[Sam]

HEY GUYS, THAT'S NOT REALLY DR. WHO, IT'S BOB DYLAN!

I bet I had you guys fooled I bet you were all like "Oh no if Sam says it's Dr. Who then maybe it acctually is Dr. Who because Sam is never wrong and I think he is a genius and Rongi smells like garlic."

THAT'S WHAT I BET YOU SAID. >:

YOU BETTER HAVE. >:

[HickMan]

FOOLED ME >:

[Esuohlim]

DR. WHO? :loo

[Rongi]

I DONT SMELL LIKE GARLIC >:O

THI S IS AN OUTRAGE OF ALL OUYTRAGES

[executioneer]

they might
be giants
are a fag >:

THIS IS N O A HAIKU F MINUS

[Esuohlim]

THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD :x

[Esuohlim]

http://img15.paintedover.com/uploads/15/charlieray.jpg

[executioneer]

This failed on two different boards. I guess folks don't like sewing these days. Hahaha it's all up to the lil' Korean kids anyhow.
This failed on two different boards. I guess folks don't like sewing these days. Hahaha it's all up to the lil' Korean kids anyhow.
This failed on two different boards. I guess folks don't like sewing these days. Hahaha it's all up to the lil' Korean kids anyhow.
This failed on two different boards. I guess folks don't like sewing these days. Hahaha it's all up to the lil' Korean kids anyhow.
This failed on two different boards. I guess folks don't like sewing these days. Hahaha it's all up to the lil' Korean kids anyhow.
This failed on two different boards. I guess folks don't like sewing these days. Hahaha it's all up to the lil' Korean kids anyhow.

[the_dudefather]

http://img15.paintedover.com/uploads/15/charlieray.jpg

lolz

[Karl Hungus]

i sent a strongly worded email to milhouse about that image. the entire blind commmunity it outraged.

p.s. THE NEW DAFT PUNK ALBUM ROCKS!

[Emu]

huntsack in da money g

[Matt Harty]

THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD

[Karl Hungus]

MATT HARTY, MORE LIKE PHATT PARTY.

[Matt Harty]

LETS GET IT STARTED IN HERE

[Matt Harty]

POP OPEN THAT BACARDI YO
MATT HARTY YO
LETS PARTY YO

[executioneer]

that also is not a good haiku >:

[Rongi]

:'(

[Esuohlim]

We're looking down on Wayne's basement, but that's not Wayne's basement. Isn't that weird?