I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Fathom Zero]

Shwoop

[Babs]

There it is.

[Kitsa]

Wasn't it Kitsa who didn't like jaffa cakes? I know i wanted to argue the point but it was soon after I joined and I was too much of a coward to tell people on the internet that they were wrong about snack cakes.

We have a fundamental misunderstanding here.

First, I love McVities. Milk chocolate only, though. I dip them in coffee. The only improvement I could come up with, other than the apparent complete lack of nutritional value, is a non-chocolated notch for the thumb so that you don't come up with a chocolate thumb after dunking. I was mainly surprised that they have no fiber because they go on about "whole wheat" (which really isn't supposed to mean anything, per my bigdeal nutrition professors; you should look for "whole grain"). Also, there are heavy grain-heads floating above the biscuit on the packaging and one stamped into the surface of every one, so it's a bit misleading. That said, I don't expect to eat chocolate-covered cookies and not be a total fatass as a consequence.

I don't remember having a problem with jaffa cakes. My only source for them locally does sometimes have old goods, so if I did have a problem with them that would be why. I think I remember my last jaffa cake's covering coming off of the filling separately and that being weird.

If we're headed down this road, I also had a problem with some stale bakewell tarts from the same location.

[Kitsa]

mm, stale bakewells.

[Fathom Zero]

tamtams

[HickMan]

Sup guys

[HickMan]

btdubs I'm sure you new kids were wondering if I was dead from Afghanistan. Well, I'm not.

I tried meeting up with one of my war buddies, only to be pursued by Brian Dennehy into the woods where I basically beat the shit out of some Deputies until they called the National Guard on me.

That's basically when I got super pissed and stole a machine gun and hunted down Dennehy until my old unit commander told me to cut that shit out...I guess I had a few too many flashbacks...(thanks PTSD) and they sent me off to prison for a while...

[Babs]

Hickman never fucking dies.

[Babs]

So I was sleeping about 10 minutes ago, right? Well the house I'm staying at for a bit, there's a guy here who isn't to fond of me. Well, long story short, he tried kicking my ass while I was asleep, I flipped him over quickly and apparently broke his nose "badly". Now, I think I'm homeless. I think I need help.. ?

[Babs]

Damnit, he bled nearly all over my shit. What the fuck, that's my work clothes.

[Dimnos]

Your shit was damaged on his property, Sue him.

[Tadao]

I knew porn would kill Ron Jeremy but I didn't think it would be from a heart attack. So I suppose this means he can't have sex anymore without the risk of death.

:(

[Babs]

I have a bump on my forearm, it's literally on the bone. No real pain though, only when I push on it with moderate pressure.

[Tadao]

You should kill yourself then

[Babs]

That's the fall back plan.

[Tadao]

Stop pretending like there is any other plan.

[Babs]

Well, my other plan is to come see you first. So, yes, there is another plan.

[Babs]

Can I have your phone number?

[Babs]

Will you take a picture of yourself, with a sign, that has my name on it? But pose with your back to the camera with the sign taped on your back. Also, you have to be looking back at the camera with a sense of bedazzlement emenating from your eyes.

[Babs]

How tight are you?

[Babs]

Can I double dip?

[Dimnos]

I say you just cut the arm off.

[Babs]

Okay, get this. Apparently I fractured his face and he's in the emegerncy room now. I think the fucked just wants vicodin, he's a fuckig fiend.

[Babs]

BABS IN THE MOTHER FUCKING HOUSE

[Babs]

I am feeling so fucking filthy right now, I need someone to touch me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/LifeInMono/ijg_zps59ae2adb.jpg

awwwww this feels long

[Babs]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/LifeInMono/sleepingfaggot_zpscf0f3b36.jpg

I throw dick on my own face

[Babs]

Kahl and I would make a sexy couple NO FUCKING DOUBT

[Babs]

TRAILER TRASH MOUSTACHE

[Babs]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/LifeInMono/b1249c1c-2918-4a20-9f3c-4c809959782c_zps6f107086.jpg

I used to look like a little skinny art faggot lol #yum

[Babs]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/LifeInMono/dc8da1a2-06e8-47ca-8361-9e62acafd97a_zpsca36b6d2.jpg

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh best not be

[Babs]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/LifeInMono/05251189-4cb6-40db-831e-08ff4e1fd77e_zpsd281029e.jpg

cum get sum

[HickMan]

This is what the i-mockery chat became?

SEE YOU LOSERS LATER

[captain516]

This reminded me of you guys, AMA (https://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000)

[Fathom Zero]

weh

[Pub Lover]

This is how most threads look for me.
http://i48.tinypic.com/2evezhh.jpg



If it's the gaming forum, it's usually just a lot of Nick, GW, and that Phoenix Gamma twat.

You're not going to see this because you're a whiny cocksucker, but only one damn thread looks like that, you boring fuckwit. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

This is what the i-mockery chat became?

SEE YOU LOSERS LATER

More like never, amirite. :eek

[Pub Lover]

You should kill yourself then

He should. Then me. Then you.

[Pub Lover]

Oh

[Pub Lover]

Oh!

[Pub Lover]

I have an image for when Zomboid is a ball-less whinger at me.

[Pub Lover]

Because it happens enough for it to be a thing.

[Pub Lover]

Bugger, it isn't tagged.

[Pub Lover]

Just a minute!

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/crying_baby.jpg

[Pub Lover]

There we go.

[Pub Lover]

Not great.

[Pub Lover]

But then again, why is anyone that doesn't read the main site reading this forum any more? :confused

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/zomboidclassic.jpg

[Pub Lover]

That was back when he put a little effort into being a shitty person on the internet.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

I don't have to put any effort in.

[Pub Lover]

I am naturally a shitty person on the internet.

[Pub Lover]

It is my special gift.

[Pub Lover]

btdubs I'm sure you new kids were wondering if I was dead from Afghanistan. Well, I'm not.

I tried meeting up with one of my war buddies, only to be pursued by Brian Dennehy into the woods where I basically beat the shit out of some Deputies until they called the National Guard on me.

That's basically when I got super pissed and stole a machine gun and hunted down Dennehy until my old unit commander told me to cut that shit out...I guess I had a few too many flashbacks...(thanks PTSD) and they sent me off to prison for a while...

This story has a serious lack of threesomes, Clay. I don't think it is true just for that reason.

[Pub Lover]

I look forward to your reply to that post never.

[Pub Lover]

That is called a 'callback'.

[Pub Lover]

It is a thing that Esuohlim taught me.

[Pub Lover]

Everyone go friend him on Facebook so he can teach you cool things like that.

[Babs]

I am naturally a shitty person on the internet.

I'm naturally a shitty person. Though I tend to treat myself kindly.

[Pub Lover]

Babs, we are so much alike.

[Babs]

http://i48.tinypic.com/2evezhh.jpg

WHY IS THIS HURTING MY MIND

[Babs]

that dude was here since 02 I guess I have to respect him, that's a lot of cred that my babby mind can't comprehend. #dealin'wituhbadass

[Pub Lover]

Because you are, much like I am, a colossal baby.

[Pub Lover]

that dude was here since 02 I guess I have to respect him, that's a lot of cred that my babby mind can't comprehend. #dealin'wituhbadass

Oh hey. Let us just both claim to be babies at the same time.

[Babs]

We're a like in the sense we need to seem some dicks for some cred around here.

[Babs]

YOU FINISHED MY SENTENCE ALMOST, MY FERTILE MIND WILL CONSTITUTE THAT AS ONE BECAUSE I NEED A SENSE OF SECURITY RIGHT NOW.

[Pub Lover]

I googled to see if it was a like or alike. That was a thing that I did.

[Babs]

Z-man doesn't not never like me, this is quixotic.

[Pub Lover]

YOU FINISHED MY SENTENCE ALMOST, MY FERTILE MIND WILL CONSTITUTE THAT AS ONE BECAUSE I NEED A SENSE OF SECURITY RIGHT NOW.

Guys, I was Babs all along. I will stop posting as Pub now that you know.

[Pub Lover]

Z-man doesn't not never like me, this is quixotic.

Whenever I see something like this I am tempted to remind you all that I know about negative concord :sunglasses

[Babs]

I was critiquing myself on that as well, then I realized I'm laying in bed and typing on imockery where convenience needs to be optimized for my pleasure and I was already 5 verbs deep.

[Pub Lover]

It is something else that Esuohlim taught me.

[Pub Lover]

You're all missing out by not friending him on Facebook.

[Babs]

I'd rather twitter him :conspiracy

[Babs]

That's an "inside" joke LOL WINK

[Babs]

Nothings better than milhouse. Now THAT'S an informal PHALLUS-y.

[Babs]

I am Pub, Babs, and Milhouse. Hence my location being the "tri county area". THE FUCKING TRINITY

[Fathom Zero]

jD81hw-uZTA

[Babs]

Like a Japanese cowboy

[Pub Lover]

You realize that I only ignore incredibly annoying people, right? Just look at all of those double or triple posts! Madness!

Yeah, that is completely uncommon in the fucking chat thread, you spineless coward. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Double post.

Zomboid is a sissy.

[Pub Lover]

Triple post.

Zomboid = :wah

[Tadao]

Oi

[Pub Lover]

Quadruple post! :eek

[Pub Lover]

Fuck!

[Pub Lover]

Thanks for that, T. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

I guess triple is my max, or something.

[Pub Lover]

Triple pages.

[Pub Lover]

Oi

sup

[Babs]

PUB, it's time.

[Pub Lover]

Suicide time? FINAFUCKINGLLY

[Babs]

I only have one though, so we're going to have to combine our minds and get it through our heads together.

[Chojin]

hey guys what's going on in this thread

[Pub Lover]

Crimes and irritating bullshit. You should ban people again.

[Chojin]

any recommendations on where to start, or should i just type some names

[Pub Lover]

I trust your judgement.

[Kitsa]

I can't figure out why he would tell a bunch of ignored people he was ignoring them? We've lost his love so what the fuck do we care.

[Zomboid]

Well, that was certainly unexpected! I like that your first instinct was to do...whatever that was, rather than confront me (via the internet, no less) about it. I guess you sort of did, but I think calling someone spineless under the assumption that he won't see it is a bit toothless. Or did you know that I'd know that you'd know what I posted, and you just wanted attention, or something?

I'm not sure how legitimately fucked up you are nowadays, so I'm going to assume that you think multiple posts is a genuine annoyance for me. Well, let me quell that fear! No, I find you annoying more because you remind me of a chatroom, circa 2003, where everyone just types stream of consciousness messages one sentence at a time. I think this might be the first time I've ever addressed you directly on here, and it's at a point where there is absolutely fucking nothing else worth commenting on in these forums, so good on ya.

That baby image, though... That hurt.
jLG0F7suqSI

[Tadao]

Well, that was certainly unexpected! I like that your first instinct was to do...whatever that was, rather than confront me (via the internet, no less) about it. I guess you sort of did, but I think calling someone spineless under the assumption that he won't see it is a bit toothless. Or did you know that I'd know that you'd know what I posted, and you just wanted attention, or something?

I'm not sure how legitimately fucked up you are nowadays, so I'm going to assume that you think multiple posts is a genuine annoyance for me. Well, let me quell that fear! No, I find you annoying more because you remind me of a chatroom, circa 2003, where everyone just types stream of consciousness messages one sentence at a time. I think this might be the first time I've ever addressed you directly on here, and it's at a point where there is absolutely fucking nothing else worth commenting on in these forums, so good on ya.

That baby image, though... That hurt.
jLG0F7suqSI

:eek

[Tadao]

Well, that was certainly unexpected! I like that your first instinct was to do...whatever that was, rather than confront me (via the internet, no less) about it. I guess you sort of did, but I think calling someone spineless under the assumption that he won't see it is a bit toothless. Or did you know that I'd know that you'd know what I posted, and you just wanted attention, or something?

I'm not sure how legitimately fucked up you are nowadays, so I'm going to assume that you think multiple posts is a genuine annoyance for me. Well, let me quell that fear! No, I find you annoying more because you remind me of a chatroom, circa 2003, where everyone just types stream of consciousness messages one sentence at a time. I think this might be the first time I've ever addressed you directly on here, and it's at a point where there is absolutely fucking nothing else worth commenting on in these forums, so good on ya.

That baby image, though... That hurt.
jLG0F7suqSI

:pagebrak

[Zomboid]

I can't figure out why he would tell a bunch of ignored people he was ignoring them? We've lost his love so what the fuck do we care.

I was bored, decided to take a cursory look at the one thread in the forum that seemed to have activity, and saw that almost an entire page was blacked out because of people I'd added to the ignore list I don't even know how long ago were the only ones posting. Seemed vaguely funny, so I took a screenshot. Really nothing else to it. More often than not, I just click "show post" if it's one or two blocked comments in a thread.

As for why I'd tell a bunch of ignored people: I didn't. Well, I sorta told Pub and GW, but I figured that, like most things here, it's pretty unimportant and doesn't warrant a lot of thought or, God forbid, hurt feelings! :eek

[Tadao]

Well, that was certainly unexpected! I like that your first instinct was to do...whatever that was, rather than confront me (via the internet, no less) about it. I guess you sort of did, but I think calling someone spineless under the assumption that he won't see it is a bit toothless. Or did you know that I'd know that you'd know what I posted, and you just wanted attention, or something?

I'm not sure how legitimately fucked up you are nowadays, so I'm going to assume that you think multiple posts is a genuine annoyance for me. Well, let me quell that fear! No, I find you annoying more because you remind me of a chatroom, circa 2003, where everyone just types stream of consciousness messages one sentence at a time. I think this might be the first time I've ever addressed you directly on here, and it's at a point where there is absolutely fucking nothing else worth commenting on in these forums, so good on ya.

That baby image, though... That hurt.
jLG0F7suqSI

:orgasm

[Tadao]

Well, that was certainly unexpected! I like that your first instinct was to do...whatever that was, rather than confront me (via the internet, no less) about it. I guess you sort of did, but I think calling someone spineless under the assumption that he won't see it is a bit toothless. Or did you know that I'd know that you'd know what I posted, and you just wanted attention, or something?

I'm not sure how legitimately fucked up you are nowadays, so I'm going to assume that you think multiple posts is a genuine annoyance for me. Well, let me quell that fear! No, I find you annoying more because you remind me of a chatroom, circa 2003, where everyone just types stream of consciousness messages one sentence at a time. I think this might be the first time I've ever addressed you directly on here, and it's at a point where there is absolutely fucking nothing else worth commenting on in these forums, so good on ya.

That baby image, though... That hurt.
jLG0F7suqSI

:tear

[Tadao]

Well, that was certainly unexpected! I like that your first instinct was to do...whatever that was, rather than confront me (via the internet, no less) about it. I guess you sort of did, but I think calling someone spineless under the assumption that he won't see it is a bit toothless. Or did you know that I'd know that you'd know what I posted, and you just wanted attention, or something?

I'm not sure how legitimately fucked up you are nowadays, so I'm going to assume that you think multiple posts is a genuine annoyance for me. Well, let me quell that fear! No, I find you annoying more because you remind me of a chatroom, circa 2003, where everyone just types stream of consciousness messages one sentence at a time. I think this might be the first time I've ever addressed you directly on here, and it's at a point where there is absolutely fucking nothing else worth commenting on in these forums, so good on ya.

That baby image, though... That hurt.
jLG0F7suqSI

:love

[Tadao]

Well, that was certainly unexpected! I like that your first instinct was to do...whatever that was, rather than confront me (via the internet, no less) about it. I guess you sort of did, but I think calling someone spineless under the assumption that he won't see it is a bit toothless. Or did you know that I'd know that you'd know what I posted, and you just wanted attention, or something?

I'm not sure how legitimately fucked up you are nowadays, so I'm going to assume that you think multiple posts is a genuine annoyance for me. Well, let me quell that fear! No, I find you annoying more because you remind me of a chatroom, circa 2003, where everyone just types stream of consciousness messages one sentence at a time. I think this might be the first time I've ever addressed you directly on here, and it's at a point where there is absolutely fucking nothing else worth commenting on in these forums, so good on ya.

That baby image, though... That hurt.
jLG0F7suqSI
:xmas2

[Tadao]

Well, that was certainly unexpected! I like that your first instinct was to do...whatever that was, rather than confront me (via the internet, no less) about it. I guess you sort of did, but I think calling someone spineless under the assumption that he won't see it is a bit toothless. Or did you know that I'd know that you'd know what I posted, and you just wanted attention, or something?

I'm not sure how legitimately fucked up you are nowadays, so I'm going to assume that you think multiple posts is a genuine annoyance for me. Well, let me quell that fear! No, I find you annoying more because you remind me of a chatroom, circa 2003, where everyone just types stream of consciousness messages one sentence at a time. I think this might be the first time I've ever addressed you directly on here, and it's at a point where there is absolutely fucking nothing else worth commenting on in these forums, so good on ya.

That baby image, though... That hurt.
jLG0F7suqSI

:(

[Tadao]

Well, that was certainly unexpected! I like that your first instinct was to do...whatever that was, rather than confront me (via the internet, no less) about it. I guess you sort of did, but I think calling someone spineless under the assumption that he won't see it is a bit toothless. Or did you know that I'd know that you'd know what I posted, and you just wanted attention, or something?

I'm not sure how legitimately fucked up you are nowadays, so I'm going to assume that you think multiple posts is a genuine annoyance for me. Well, let me quell that fear! No, I find you annoying more because you remind me of a chatroom, circa 2003, where everyone just types stream of consciousness messages one sentence at a time. I think this might be the first time I've ever addressed you directly on here, and it's at a point where there is absolutely fucking nothing else worth commenting on in these forums, so good on ya.

That baby image, though... That hurt.
jLG0F7suqSI
:love

[Tadao]

Well, that was certainly unexpected! I like that your first instinct was to do...whatever that was, rather than confront me (via the internet, no less) about it. I guess you sort of did, but I think calling someone spineless under the assumption that he won't see it is a bit toothless. Or did you know that I'd know that you'd know what I posted, and you just wanted attention, or something?

I'm not sure how legitimately fucked up you are nowadays, so I'm going to assume that you think multiple posts is a genuine annoyance for me. Well, let me quell that fear! No, I find you annoying more because you remind me of a chatroom, circa 2003, where everyone just types stream of consciousness messages one sentence at a time. I think this might be the first time I've ever addressed you directly on here, and it's at a point where there is absolutely fucking nothing else worth commenting on in these forums, so good on ya.

That baby image, though... That hurt.
jLG0F7suqSI

:boot

[Zomboid]

You already used that one.

[Tadao]

Well, that was certainly unexpected! I like that your first instinct was to do...whatever that was, rather than confront me (via the internet, no less) about it. I guess you sort of did, but I think calling someone spineless under the assumption that he won't see it is a bit toothless. Or did you know that I'd know that you'd know what I posted, and you just wanted attention, or something?

I'm not sure how legitimately fucked up you are nowadays, so I'm going to assume that you think multiple posts is a genuine annoyance for me. Well, let me quell that fear! No, I find you annoying more because you remind me of a chatroom, circa 2003, where everyone just types stream of consciousness messages one sentence at a time. I think this might be the first time I've ever addressed you directly on here, and it's at a point where there is absolutely fucking nothing else worth commenting on in these forums, so good on ya.

That baby image, though... That hurt.
jLG0F7suqSI

:imock

[Tadao]

Well, that was certainly unexpected! I like that your first instinct was to do...whatever that was, rather than confront me (via the internet, no less) about it. I guess you sort of did, but I think calling someone spineless under the assumption that he won't see it is a bit toothless. Or did you know that I'd know that you'd know what I posted, and you just wanted attention, or something?

I'm not sure how legitimately fucked up you are nowadays, so I'm going to assume that you think multiple posts is a genuine annoyance for me. Well, let me quell that fear! No, I find you annoying more because you remind me of a chatroom, circa 2003, where everyone just types stream of consciousness messages one sentence at a time. I think this might be the first time I've ever addressed you directly on here, and it's at a point where there is absolutely fucking nothing else worth commenting on in these forums, so good on ya.

That baby image, though... That hurt.
jLG0F7suqSI

http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd347/Yukikosheart/rape.gif

[Pub Lover]

I can't figure out why he would tell a bunch of ignored people he was ignoring them?
He didn't tell you. He told me. And I told you. Shut up, Kitsa and Babs. :eek
Well, that was certainly unexpected! I like that your first instinct was to do...whatever that was, rather than confront me (via the internet, no less) about it. I guess you sort of did, but I think calling someone spineless under the assumption that he won't see it is a bit toothless.
It really was just something to post about. I am trying to post a lot because Tadao has a higher postcount than I do and it has been a drawn out slow joke about him and I pretending that is a thing that matters. I wasn't even visiting the forums all that much until he IMed me about the HILARIOUS SITUATION.

I'm not sure how legitimately fucked up you are nowadays
Very. Always very fucked up.

I'm going to assume that you think multiple posts is a genuine annoyance for me.
The other day I found out people actually take the time to read the bullshit I post on here. That certainly quelled the flood quite a bit. I expect to be ignored.
I find you annoying more because you remind me of a chatroom, circa 2003, where everyone just types stream of consciousness messages one sentence at a time.
Twitter.
I think this might be the first time I've ever addressed you directly on here...
That baby image, though... That hurt.
I think you've called me an idiot before or something. The baby picture is something I made and posted in here in 2008 which is probably the last time you called me insufferable or some other apt thing.

it's at a point where there is absolutely fucking nothing else worth commenting on in these forums, so good on ya.
I can and have just posted emoticons over and over. I wanted to try get the next 500 posts done by replying to things. With Babs throwing it back in my face I have been struggling, let me tell you. The world will be better when he and I finally die.
:eek
My sentiments exacty.
I was bored, decided to take a cursory look at the one thread in the forum that seemed to have activity, and saw that almost an entire page was blacked out because of people I'd added to the ignore list I don't even know how long ago were the only ones posting. Seemed vaguely funny, so I took a screenshot. Really nothing else to it. More often than not, I just click "show post" if it's one or two blocked comments in a thread.

As for why I'd tell a bunch of ignored people: I didn't. Well, I sorta told Pub and GW simply by posting that where I knew they'd see it, but I figured that, like most things here, it's pretty unimportant and doesn't warrant a lot of thought or, God forbid, hurt feelings! :eek
If there was anything going on at all then it would have likely been ignored. If I could make hay out of the Hockey thread then there would be five pages of me talking about the oilers beating the kings with their jets or something. I have better things* to do than posting "COCKS. leek" over & over. I honestly do. I will get on and do them now. Sorry to waste everyone's time. Have a happy Waitangi Day.


*watching The Walking Dead.

[Kitsa]

Don't you dare lump me in with Babs.

[Aaarg]

wtf you guys suck let's talk about something that isn't related to message boards

i sure do wish for springtime

[Colonel Flagg]

Why stop now, when it's just getting good?

[Zomboid]

Twitter.

Got me there.

I really don't remember that baby picture, but that makes sense. It's hard to keep track of every stupid thing I've said here over the past decade.

[Babs]

Don't you dare lump me in with Babs.

Don't try to use me as a scapegoat, jaffa cake hate monger!

[Babs]

The actual part that's humorous is that I'm not a whiny cunt who puts people on an ignore list.

[Babs]

So if you want to use me as some tool of measurement, then I'll take that measurement and just reflect how pathetic and what a cheap ruse it actually is. Where'd the wit go? I dunno.

[Babs]

Why stop now, when it's just getting good?

I'm fucking trying here!

[Colonel Flagg]

I know Pub Lover. I have worked with Pub Lover. Babs, you are no Pub Lover.

[Babs]

This is a collective effort, dad.

[Esuohlim]

http://i.imgur.com/iTdd8EL.png
http://www.bad-candy.com/candies/circuspeanuts/

[Babs]

Time to go to the forums

[Babs]

:pagebrak
Never mind, they're "dead"

[HickMan]

More like never, amirite. :eek

Nah j/k sup

[Babs]

Hickman, suck my dick.....man.

[HickMan]

Sorry, my mouth doesn't touch penises.

[Tadao]

If Babs doesn't shut up I'm going to have to hurt his home life.

[Tadao]

I'm putting Babs on 30 days notice. Bitch better shut the fuck up for that time period.

[Fathom Zero]

Send him home with a knife in his gut and a sack of rice.

[Tadao]

AH! The ol' Korean reach around! Love that technique.

[HickMan]

I miss the MockWars

[Babs]

Not cool

[captain516]

Jesus Pub it's amazing how much of a difference John Lennon glasses and a beard make.

[Aaarg]

http://klimp.dk/glown/hogna_sling.jpg
o cute

[Dixie]

What's his name?

[Aaarg]

we have just over 180 of the little guys. it's a hogna aspersa, though!

[Kitsa]

Woman dies after drinking 10 liters of Coca-cola a day (http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/02/12/woman-dies-from-drinking-10-liters-coke-day-coroner-says/)

[Kitsa]

we have just over 180 of the little guys. it's a hogna aspersa, though!

With those banded legs? Cool.

[Tadao]

My comedian neighbor just did a taping on DRUNK HISTORY last night. He knocked on my door to tell me they were filming, drink in hand, swaying in the wind, and going on and on in a very high and friendly buddy buddy manner. This is the first time I have ever heard of the show but it sounds hilarious.

http://www.webpronews.com/drunk-history-tv-series-coming-to-comedy-central-this-summer-2013-01

He also turned me onto the SPICY NEWS a year ago

tDQ5s-Lo7Iw

[MarioRPG]

Woman dies after drinking 10 liters of Coca-cola a day (http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/02/12/woman-dies-from-drinking-10-liters-coke-day-coroner-says/)

2 pounds of sugar a day from just Coca Cola... No wonder she lost her teeth

[Otto]

My state tax refund was taken for unpaid mental hospital bills.

B-but that refund was for drug money!

[Aaarg]

With those banded legs? Cool.

yeah, they are super cute as babies. and as adults (http://klimp.dk/glown/aspersa.jpg).

also as moms (http://klimp.dk/glown/h_aspersa_slingss.jpg).

not all ~180 are that species. we have two sacs from that mom (and she has another egg sac currently. jeeeesus!), and two sacs from two other spiders, both rabidosa punctulata.

they are also cute:
http://klimp.dk/glown/r_punctulata_sling.jpg

i'm a bore!

[Kitsa]

I could never raise spiders. The temptation to unleash all hell whenever the neighbors pissed me off would be too great.

[Kitsa]

Have you ever tried any Lox. reclusa or are they too scary? They're so pretty and silky, though.

[Aaarg]

nope, we're out of their range! we have three latrodectus mactans, though. beautiful creatures.

http://klimp.dk/glown/l_mactans_nov12.jpg
hard 2 fotograf

very fun to watch, too.

[Aaarg]

I could never raise spiders. The temptation to unleash all hell whenever the neighbors pissed me off would be too great.

it's kind of annoying since it's winter and we can't just let half of 'em go. feeding this many tiny spiders twice a week is a hassle!

we've also just picked up a few more juvenile tarantulas, and will be getting two more next week. then we have to stop for a while. 27 is enough for now. :nuts:

[Kitsa]

What do you use? Small crickets?

[Kitsa]

the Angolan Witch Spider of South America (http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/witchspider.asp) (lolz)

[Aaarg]

hahaha awesome. for some reason that reminded me of our recently deceased dolomedes tenebrosus. i look forward to warm weather to catch another because i like them.
http://img439.imageshack.us/img439/3659/dtenebrosus2dz.jpg

re: feedin' babies,
pinhead crickets are the best, but nobody nearby sells them! sometimes we can get a jar of flightless fruit flies, but most of these babies are outgrowing them. we bought some "extra small" crickets last weekend at a reptile expo. the crickets are often bigger than the spiders, but the spiders seem to have no problem biting them.

if we can't get a hold of anything small enough, cutting mealworms into small segments does the trick, too. adult lycosids don't scavenge as far as i know, but the babies aren't above it!

which reminds me of one of the cutest things that sadly i didn't get a picture of.

when the aspersa had her babies hanging out on her we fed her a mealworm. a little bit later, we looked at her and the mealworm in her mouth was covered in babies. cuuuuuuuuuuuuute.

[Esuohlim]

My comedian neighbor just did a taping on DRUNK HISTORY last night. He knocked on my door to tell me they were filming, drink in hand, swaying in the wind, and going on and on in a very high and friendly buddy buddy manner. This is the first time I have ever heard of the show but it sounds hilarious.

Wait, hold on, Kyle Kinane is your neighbor? :eeek

Tell him "MILHOUSE BACKWARDS FROM THE INTERNET LOVES YOUR WORK" and I am 100% serious

[Tadao]

Does he know you from somewhere?

[Aaarg]

the internet. don't you read.

[Tadao]

I don't trust that he has ever had a conversation with my neighbor. So telling him that milhouse backwards from the internet loves his work is creeeeeeeeeeepy.

[Tadao]

Wait, hold on, Kyle Kinane is your neighbor? :eeek

Tell him "MILHOUSE BACKWARDS FROM THE INTERNET LOVES YOUR WORK" and I am 100% serious

http://kylekinane.tumblr.com/

[Esuohlim]

God damnit Tadao Tomomatsu you will use your show business connections to drop my name around

[Tadao]

If only I had mod powers again I could do such things!

[Pub Lover]

I've finished watching Walking Dead, so I'm back to post up a storm. Woo.

[Tadao]

Man, I caught uo with walking dead and I still am disappointed :(

[Pub Lover]

It isn't very good. It'll be a long time before I again take recommendations from the people that said it was worth watching.
This is a forum for people who actually have balls.
Nonsense.
you've used up your quota of the word "cock" and cannot use it again for the rest of the week

Oh no. Are cocks being rationed? :eek

[Kitsa]

Did Milhouse backwards ever watch Twin Peaks?

[Pub Lover]

He certainly never called his mom. >:

[MarioRPG]

Did Milhouse backwards ever watch Twin Peaks?

Amazingly I wondered the same thing yesterday. Get out of my head!

[MarioRPG]

Also life update: I'm on an orthopedics unit now for placement. Seen some crazy stuff. The off-service (ie, patients from other units) are always the weirdest cases. Saw some necrotizing fasciitis the other day (flesh-eating bacteria)!! Also this still counts as school so basically I work as a nurse 48hrs a week and don't get paid.

[Rongi]

I never finished Moby Dick, in case anyone's curious

[Kitsa]

I can't stay awake through all of Jurassic Park.

[Fathom Zero]

I feel asleep in Spiderman 2 and Sherlock Holmes.

[Zomboid]

I woke up at 6:30, for some reason. I'm guessing I'll go through about three of those Keurig K-Cups before I even leave the house today, and then I'll probably get a ridiculously large coffee from a drive-thru.

Also: Yeah, while The Walking Dead has definitely improved, it's still pretty damn stupid. The comic is frequently as bad, if not worse, but the five episode game is great and manages to make the writers of the show and comic look even worse for not being able to come up with anything even close to as good even with several years of time to do so.

[LordSappington]

I felt like doing a bit of a check-in with y'all, since shit was pretty crazy.

Basically, I dated a girl for a few months, until it turned out she was full of crazy-bitch rage over the littlest things. Particularly traffic.

Then started working at a local hookah lounge; quit last night when my boss threw my phone to stop me from calling 911 when a girl was passing out. Never knew I could yell at someone so loudly. Girl is fine; she just fucking bounced. Probably drugs.

[HickMan]

Boss of a hookah lounge threw your phone to prevent you from calling 911? Because a girl was passed the fuck out there? Did you try waking her up on your own?

I deal with a lot of passed out chicks in my new line of work (out of the Army, guys. Going to school in Austin and I work as a door guy at a bar on 6th street) and I always stick my finger up their butts before I call the EMS. If they don't wake up from that, then they're probably dead or OD'd.

JUST KIDDING! I wouldn't stick my finger up a girl's poo hole, even if she was drunk and passed out. But I always make sure she's awake enough to get her out and get her a cab...guess it's a little different at a hookah lounge though...

[Fathom Zero]

Who passes out at a hookah lounge?

[Tadao]

12 yo girls

[Fathom Zero]

gayyyyyy

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

I've lived too long. :tear
Nah j/k sup
wudoin
Jesus Pub it's amazing how much of a difference John Lennon glasses and a beard make.
Yes. :suicide
Woman dies after drinking 10 liters of Coca-cola a day (http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/02/12/woman-dies-from-drinking-10-liters-coke-day-coroner-says/)

Watched Identity Thief in the theater. It was okay I guess. It sort of felt like watching a really long sitcom.

Also, watching Melissa McCarthy masturbate with a shower massager, while you're sitting next to your mother, is awkward.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Biofreeze on your balls hurts a lot.

Biofreeze: not for balls.

[Pub Lover]

What were you doing? :eek

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Just putting biofreeze on my balls. I wanted to find out what it felt like. Perfectly okay to use on dicks though.

[Dixie]

SCIENCE!

[Pub Lover]

I MISS HICKMAN TELLING STORIES ABOUT GETTING SO MUCH PUSS.

Dude I got down in the Army, but I've been with the same chick for about three years now! But we're freaky..so it works out.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2012/clay.png

[Aaarg]

pretty freaky

[Pub Lover]

pretty freaky

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/december/horny-ex-of-aaarg.jpg

[Kitsa]

Y2F3ZWEEbF4

language nsfw warning if you dont just assume that by now

[LordSappington]

Boss of a hookah lounge threw your phone to prevent you from calling 911? Because a girl was passed the fuck out there? Did you try waking her up on your own?
I got her to lay flat on her back instead of her neck getting propped to the side, and asked her friends what was going on. She woke up and tried to just march away (I think she was just still dazed), and passed out a couple times before I got her to a chair. Her and her friends bounced; it was probably drugs.

Who passes out at a hookah lounge?
Skanks on barbs, apparently.

[Tadao]

Dude I would have fired you too. A lawsuit tries to leave my shop and you instead try to keep it there and call 911?

[HickMan]

What lawsuit?

[Tadao]

A stupid cunt dying in your "legit" business? That's a lawsuit. She is ready to walk out the door and you keep her there? That's a lawsuit.

It's a Hookah bar, how many federal laws do you think they are in violation of. I'm guessing more than 5.

This isn't Iraq buddy. We get sued, and lose, for anything. Let the bitch leave the premise and then she's not your problem. Even Sappy didn't think much of her, she must have been trash.

[HickMan]

True. At the bar I work at, my number one priority when a girl passes out is to get that ho' outta there. And yeah I bet those shady hookah bars do have a lot to hide.

[Tadao]

Fucking brown people. :(

[Kitsa]

I was in CVS today and some tweaker ran in and started screaming at the cashier. Thought it was a robbery but apparently he just felt like jumping around and screaming.

[Tadao]

The CVS here pisses me the fuck off. I go to Riteaid instead.

[Pub Lover]

9zj4NhC8ahM

[Tadao]

My parents will be married 49 years tomorrow. :eek

[Kitsa]

Those cup things are so stupid, also they do not work. :themoreyouknow

[Dixie]

They work for some people. I've never had a problem with them.

[Tadao]

So in picking the clovers out of my yard today I found a 4 leaf and a 5 leaf. I think I'm gonna give the 5 leaf to my parents.

[Aaarg]

rabbit lifestyle

[Shrubfest]

Mooncups are awesome.

Also really good to squick out men friends with when you drag an eggcup filled with blood out your lady-place and threaten to empty it into their bathwater.

So I've heard...

[captain516]

The forumz iz all but dead :(

[Tadao]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

I canz haz spelzchek

[captain516]

You can have a spellczech

[Tadao]

So what do you have to contribute to keep our forum alive? Music? Movies? Games? or are you the token zelda?

[captain516]

I got nuthin'. That's why I stopped posting for a while.
My taste in music is pretty shitty, I'm not a gamer, and I only watch weirdo obscure movies that nobody's heard of nowadays. I'm not funny or interesting enough for here.

[captain516]

Thanks for the comparison to zelda, btw. ouch.

[Tadao]

Ok, then can I suggest the Ghost Busters forums?

[captain516]

I'm more of a Zug kind of guy

[Guitar Woman]

You could ask yourself the same question, Tadao, you're kind of a dick to everyone and you don't even do it with jokes.

[Nick]

Rather have a dick than a pussy, son.

[HickMan]

I don't have anything to contribute to the website and I still post every once in a while.

[Tadao]

You could ask yourself the same question, Tadao, you're kind of a dick to everyone and you don't even do it with jokes.

Yeah it figures you would side with a FORUM IS DEAD post. I like Captain though, he never get overly emotional about words typed on the internet.

:rolleyes

[Tadao]

Oh wait, I see where I have been going wrong all this time. I shouldn't treat everyone equally and try to be in a elitist party. How's that working for you GW :lol

[Pub Lover]

I'm not funny or interesting enough for here.
Who the fuck is funny or interesting here? >:

[Esuohlim]

Seriously whoever is funny or interesting speak up now so we can all find you and kill you out of jealousy

[Fathom Zero]

i make jokes sometimes

i am your banana peel underfoot, baybay

[Guitar Woman]

How's that working for you GW :lol

Pretty good. Not being a huge asshole feels good

[Tadao]

Who thinks you're not a huge asshole?

[Tadao]

Out of curiosity I looked up GW's current posts. :lol

[Tadao]

Excuse me? Fuck you. You can't defend yourself for being a faggot's hemorrhoid by saying "oh you're just being a baby, man up"

Real gangsta-ass niggas don't post spoilers, fool. Chumps do.

It's funny how big he talks.

We asked him to do one small thing. Put a sticker on a mailbox. This little pussy couldn't do it. He prefers to stand back and let others be the nasty bad guys and cries when anyone tells him how much of a wimp he is.

Real ******s are real ******s you fucking little wimpy ass poser.

:lol at Portland hipsters

[Pub Lover]

Not being a huge asshole feels good
Maybe one day you'll know that from experience. (no. you won't.)

[Babs]

Sticker on a mail box? Can I know about that?

[Tadao]

You are 5 steps above GW in my book, but I don't trust you.

GW built his "character" around ass kissing the bosses. He had access to privileged information and failed to produce. This is all about a year ago, but when this little wimp says he acts like a real gangsta nigga, let the I-Mock world know, oh wait I can repost his failure. Hmmmm.

[Pub Lover]

Babs was that guy all along. :rolleyes.

[Tadao]

Let me tell you Babs, you are alright once a year in my book. GW is just a little cry baby who thinks he fooled 2-3 people a while back. Does anyone care that he doesn't post outside the gaming thread?

I don't like a lot of you, but at least you never kissed ass to Mods and left us high and dry when we needed you. I'm positive Babs or Captain would have done the job . GW is just some little parasite.

[Tadao]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

[HickMan]

loser

[Pub Lover]

I'm positive Babs or Captain would have done the job .

They should tell us where they live so we can victimize people in their town.

[Babs]

Victimize all you want. To be honest, I despise every person with the exception of roughly 4 people in this shit hole state.

[Guitar Woman]

We asked him to do one small thing. Put a sticker on a mailbox. This little pussy couldn't do it. He prefers to stand back and let others be the nasty bad guys and cries when anyone tells him how much of a wimp he is.

Well with how good you guys treat me it's frankly a mystery why I didn't take several hours out of my day to harass some idiot IRL who posts on an internet forum I go to.

Of course if Tadao lived in my town I'd probably shit on his porch just to spite him. If I was feeling generous I'd leave a box of bran muffins so grandpa wouldn't be jealous of my regularity

[Tadao]

I like bran muffins :(

[Pub Lover]

Sup, Guys? I'm sad and lonely. :)

[Tadao]

Welcome to I-Huggery!

[Pub Lover]

G2BfEAsb3KU

[Babs]

Someone please fucking kill me, I fucking suck and hate my faggot ass life.

[Pub Lover]

I'm glad you're getting in the spirit. :)

[Babs]

Seriously, fucking kill me.

[Colonel Flagg]

We asked him to do one small thing. Put a sticker on a mailbox.

Well with how good you guys treat me it's frankly a mystery why I didn't take several hours out of my day to harass some idiot IRL who posts on an internet forum I go to.

Oh, what might have been! One word -- EPIC!

Well, I would have thought so, anyway.

T, what do you use besides bran to keep your pipes clean? Aged minds want to know.

[Colonel Flagg]

Welcome to I-Huggery!

Someone please fucking kill me, I fucking suck and hate my faggot ass life.

Too easy.

[Tadao]

Dude, I just drink coffee in the morning and I shit. I don't even need that. I think I'm the lucky guy who takes 3 shits a day. 1 huge one in the morning and then a couple of clean outs.

I hear that fiber pills make life worse in the long run. I guess it turns off the trigger or something.

Babs : Bleach Ammonia

[Babs]

Carbon Monoxide

[Pub Lover]

Malnutrition.

[Babs]

I'm already there. Come on you fuck, throw something else at me.

[Babs]

Ok, you're not a fuck, but don't hold back, let it out.

[Tadao]

There is only one thing worse than a self loathing mid westerner.

Oh wait, I was wrong, there is nothing worse.

[Babs]

That was yummy actually. But I need more! FUCK ME BETTER THAN THIS.

[Babs]

The carbon monoxide didn't work, I'm just shitting out water now.

[HickMan]

How 'bout you make a LAST STAND and take a BULLET TO THE HEAD. Afterall, it's A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD.

see what I did there? :jokes

[Babs]

Can't F with that.

[Pub Lover]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/42527491bc5b01a9557032ecf9ff2dc6/tumblr_mie52pNnXD1qz9dz7o1_500.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/aff3796199a8bab31e9febfd38a23e5c/tumblr_mie52pNnXD1qz9dz7o2_500.jpg

[Otto]

I'll take nine.

[Dixie]

I admit, I'm impressed.
do you believe in magic?