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HickMan
Mar 22nd, 2005, 10:48 PM
guys lets chill
executioneer
Mar 22nd, 2005, 11:01 PM
U
Matt Harty
Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:41 AM
ok guys lets have a mock meet plz ok this weekend come to my house pm me for the address ok bye
Drev
Mar 23rd, 2005, 11:32 AM
Did you know Al Roker is in the movie Robots? He's now a movie star! Now we need an AL ROker muppet version.
liquidstatik
Mar 23rd, 2005, 12:54 PM
i should have watched robots instead of the ring 2. :(
liquidstatik
Mar 23rd, 2005, 01:32 PM
omg i just read the whole thread between noob3 and chojin. :(
Anonymous
Mar 23rd, 2005, 03:14 PM
it was a good thread
Esuohlim
Mar 23rd, 2005, 04:01 PM
i miss noob3 :(
Esuohlim
Mar 23rd, 2005, 04:04 PM
oh wait :eek
Rongi
Mar 23rd, 2005, 05:40 PM
it's actually a good thing you didnt get uncle meat. i love it and everything but it's not easy to get into.
Matt Harty
Mar 23rd, 2005, 07:01 PM
i read the thread too it was a warming convo
Emu
Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:42 PM
GUYS
GUYS
GUYS
I FOUND A DOLLAR IN THE PARKING LOT TODAY ;-;
executioneer
Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:43 PM
ICED CREAMS
Sam
Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:45 PM
I WAS WATCHING THE SOPRANOS AND THEY WHACKED BIG PUSSY AND IT MADE ME FEEL SAD. :(
executioneer
Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:46 PM
hahaha big billy bass >:o
Rongi
Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:47 PM
TMBG suck >:
Sam
Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:48 PM
RONGI YOU ARE SAYING THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAVE BAD FEELINGS TOWARDS YOU. >:
executioneer
Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:52 PM
i think they are ok but then again i like neil diamond :x
Rongi
Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:55 PM
i'm sorry sam but they do >:.
maybe my taste in music sucks though and i dont like TMBG because i'm not SOFISTACATED ENUFF.
whatever. leave me alone and let me listien to Frank Zappa and The Stones AND SHUT UP >:
Rongi
Mar 23rd, 2005, 10:03 PM
oh man i suck at making tacos >:
Esuohlim
Mar 23rd, 2005, 10:18 PM
All I like is Weird Al and They Might Be Giants >:
And Oingo Boingo :(
And Talking Heads :(
Esuohlim
Mar 23rd, 2005, 10:20 PM
And I'm OK with it because my taste in music hasn't been influenced by a single goddamn thing ESPECIALLY not MTV because we all know MTV is for faggots >:
And it's not even about music anymore it's about spring break hosted by a ****** >:
Esuohlim
Mar 23rd, 2005, 10:22 PM
Rongi I'll pick up two Frank Zappa CDs either this weekend or next week but I'm still unclear on what to get because you keep saying everything is hard to get into :(
Mr. Vagiclean
Mar 23rd, 2005, 10:22 PM
OH GOD
executioneer
Mar 23rd, 2005, 10:27 PM
JOES GARAGE AND OVER-NITE SENSATION
executioneer
Mar 23rd, 2005, 10:28 PM
or maybe "have i offended someone" and "strictly commercial" idk
executioneer
Mar 23rd, 2005, 10:29 PM
cheep thrills is also ok and like the name says it is usu. inexpensive ($7 or so)
Rongi
Mar 23rd, 2005, 10:38 PM
milhouse get strictly commercial. that isnt hard to get into :D
and also get hot rats :)
executioneer
Mar 23rd, 2005, 10:41 PM
yes hot rats is also excellent although mostly instrumental
Rongi
Mar 23rd, 2005, 10:41 PM
because you keep saying everything is hard to get into :(
stuff like lumpy gravy, weasels ripped my flesh, uncle meat, and 200 motels are not albums a first time zappa listiener should buy because it'll just sound messy and weird to them. albums like freak out, hot rats, absolutely free and joe's garage all prepare you for the weirdness and only then can you really appreciate them.
Sam
Mar 23rd, 2005, 11:31 PM
John Henry.
Rongi
Mar 23rd, 2005, 11:36 PM
shut up >:
Esuohlim
Mar 23rd, 2005, 11:59 PM
OK I MADE A LIST ON A SMALL SLIP OF PAPER THAT WILL BE HANDY TO TAKE TO THE STORE WHEN I NEED TO, THANK YOU INTERNET. :(
Esuohlim
Mar 24th, 2005, 12:00 AM
John Henry.
That's my favorite. :(
Emu
Mar 24th, 2005, 12:02 AM
Rongi I can't find any Zappa anywhere hardly. :( I've only found Zoot Allure and none of the used record stores ever have any and the f*cking wal-marts and targets won't carry him >:
Esuohlim
Mar 24th, 2005, 12:02 AM
TMBG is like the only band that doesn't put pictures of themselves on their album covers/liner notes but that's probably because they're too ugly :(
Emu
Mar 24th, 2005, 12:03 AM
Asia doesn't >:
Esuohlim
Mar 24th, 2005, 12:03 AM
There's a cool underground music store around here. I'm going to go there because the only albums I saw at the FYE were Uncle Meat and some other one I can't remember.
Emu
Mar 24th, 2005, 12:07 AM
we have two used music stores that i know of. :O one of them is actually a comix shop but they have a lot of music. the other one is all music and they have about 2000 records and like a billion CDs from all over the world and god damnit that place rocks >: that's where i got zoot allure :(
Rongi
Mar 24th, 2005, 12:08 AM
emu: www.amazon.com
and pink floyd dont have a single album with them on the cover :o
neither does led zeppelin or rush
Emu
Mar 24th, 2005, 12:14 AM
asia has the most awesome album covers ever :(
http://www.cjnetworks.com/~leis/album/asia/astra.jpg
http://www.cjnetworks.com/~leis/album/asia/asia.jpg
liquidstatik
Mar 24th, 2005, 12:49 PM
TMBG is like the only band that doesn't put pictures of themselves on their album covers/liner notes but that's probably because they're too ugly :(
i saw a show on them before. they look kinda goofy. :x
liquidstatik
Mar 24th, 2005, 01:22 PM
i was reading older posts and i used to suck. i probably still suck. :(
Sam
Mar 24th, 2005, 01:54 PM
neither does led zeppelin
WRONG
Matt Harty
Mar 24th, 2005, 02:08 PM
hey
Sam
Mar 24th, 2005, 06:24 PM
FUCK
Esuohlim
Mar 24th, 2005, 06:53 PM
These forums have been own3d bad by Achilles, due to your stupid Administrators.
executioneer
Mar 24th, 2005, 08:29 PM
man i am glad he didmnt f*ck woth this thread :x
and i also hope it does survive any up-grades
liquidstatik
Mar 24th, 2005, 08:34 PM
yeah if this thread goes down i'll pretty much die. :(
executioneer
Mar 24th, 2005, 08:34 PM
lol no you won't >:
Esuohlim
Mar 24th, 2005, 09:09 PM
I'll be sad though :(
Sam
Mar 24th, 2005, 09:10 PM
FUCK
Emu
Mar 24th, 2005, 10:18 PM
this thread contains my deepest desires :(
executioneer
Mar 24th, 2005, 10:26 PM
:x
Esuohlim
Mar 25th, 2005, 12:12 AM
NOUN
VERB
VERB
ADJECTIVE
VERB
NOUN
ADJECTIVE
executioneer
Mar 25th, 2005, 12:20 AM
dildo
poop
fart
smelly
slobber
vagina
impossible
executioneer
Mar 25th, 2005, 12:22 AM
do u liek my avatar guys
executioneer
Mar 25th, 2005, 12:33 AM
or do you prefer this more ANIMATED version
executioneer
Mar 25th, 2005, 12:58 AM
n/m this one is better
executioneer
Mar 25th, 2005, 01:00 AM
MILHOUSE YOU CANT JSUT POST MADLIBS STUFF AND NOT EVEN WAIT 10 MINTUES TO SEE IF SOMEONES GONNA RESPOND >: >: >:
ScruU2wice
Mar 25th, 2005, 01:09 AM
this neighborhoos doesn't feel safe anymore :(
executioneer
Mar 25th, 2005, 01:15 AM
OK
NAME OF PERSON IN ROOM
ADJECTIVE
VERB ENDING IN ING
ADJECTIVE
NOUN
VERB
PLURAL NOUN
VERB
NOUN
NOUN
executioneer
Mar 25th, 2005, 01:25 AM
page number 333
a what';s it gonna be
nobody doin' mad libs but me
penis >:
executioneer
Mar 25th, 2005, 01:40 AM
;_;
executioneer
Mar 25th, 2005, 01:43 AM
hey redleader did you go to my webpage yet i bet youd like it
executioneer
Mar 25th, 2005, 01:51 AM
SOMEBODY MADLIB W ME :_;
executioneer
Mar 25th, 2005, 01:59 AM
TOO LATE >:
OPEN LETTER TO MILLHOUSE
DEAR Nestle
PLEASE STOP DOING permanent LIBS AND THEN GOING OFF AND fouling INSTEAD FO FINISHING IT, IT IS
A/AN essential toothbrush TO DO! YOU REALLY half-jew MY toilets MAN :( NOW I AM GOING TO HAVE TO GO
sing MYSELF, THANKS A LOT :'( U LOUSY guitar
YOUR mousetrap,
WILLIE
executioneer
Mar 25th, 2005, 02:00 AM
thanks to hound for the help!
HickMan
Mar 25th, 2005, 12:48 PM
BOOM BOOM CHICKA CHICKA
HickMan
Mar 25th, 2005, 12:49 PM
CHICKA CHICKA BOOM BOOM BOOM
Sam
Mar 25th, 2005, 01:31 PM
FUCK
Mr. Fugo
Mar 25th, 2005, 01:46 PM
This is giving me a headache :o
rockets redglare
Mar 25th, 2005, 02:12 PM
This is giving me a boner
Mr. Fugo
Mar 25th, 2005, 02:16 PM
Sweet! :love
Esuohlim
Mar 25th, 2005, 02:27 PM
Willie I'm sorry :( :( Here's a real one :(
Person
Adjective
Verb Ing
Noun
Adjective
Noun
Adjective
Adjective
Plural Nouns
Adverb
Verb
Adverb
Adjective
Noun
Noun
Adverb
Verb Ing
Plural Noun
Verb Ing
Adjective
Plural Noun
Adjective
Adverb
Adjective
Plural Noun
Occupation Plural
Verb
Adjective
Adjective
Plural Body Part
Verb Ed
Plural Body Part
Adverb
Verb Ing
Plural Noun
Verb
Body Part
7 Letters
executioneer
Mar 25th, 2005, 04:04 PM
i will get to this in four hours after work i dont want to be limited in my words selection >:o
liquidstatik
Mar 25th, 2005, 06:29 PM
Water Witch
brown
pooping
house
beautiful
cat
sharp
silly
persons
very
runs
extremely
lame
bird
lion
REALLY
sucking
ducks
SUCKING
really
SLOW
BIRDS
BUSDRIVERS
RUN
ok that's all im doing. shit. >:
Esuohlim
Mar 25th, 2005, 07:40 PM
Hey you babies do you want me to do them in like three word sets per post >:
liquidstatik
Mar 25th, 2005, 07:44 PM
yeah and that way everyone can participate. ugh. >:
Esuohlim
Mar 25th, 2005, 08:03 PM
>:
Esuohlim
Mar 25th, 2005, 08:03 PM
PERSON
ADJECTIVE
VERB "ING"
executioneer
Mar 25th, 2005, 08:10 PM
CAT DOCTOR
DISGUSTING
RAPING
liquidstatik
Mar 25th, 2005, 08:57 PM
jesus milhouse, how long does it take? >:
Esuohlim
Mar 25th, 2005, 10:22 PM
SRY :(
NOUN
ADJECTIVE
NOUN
ziggytrix
Mar 25th, 2005, 11:03 PM
spaghetti
bitter
message
Esuohlim
Mar 25th, 2005, 11:10 PM
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
PLURAL NOUN
ziggytrix
Mar 25th, 2005, 11:19 PM
it's someone else's turn, come on guys...
executioneer
Mar 26th, 2005, 06:40 AM
cunty
stunty
butts
HickMan
Mar 26th, 2005, 11:58 AM
HEY GUYS KNUCK IF YA BUCK
Sam
Mar 26th, 2005, 12:41 PM
SHAZAM!
Esuohlim
Mar 26th, 2005, 03:50 PM
ADVERB
VERB
ADVERB
Sicktodeathmx
Mar 26th, 2005, 03:54 PM
Harshly
Runs
Gayly
HickMan
Mar 26th, 2005, 04:21 PM
ADVERB
VERB
ADVERB
KNUCK
IFYA
BUCK
Sam
Mar 26th, 2005, 05:23 PM
I believe that both knuck and buck are verbs but I'm not a smoke so I can't be sure. :rolleyes
Esuohlim
Mar 26th, 2005, 06:29 PM
ADJECTIVE
NOUN
NOUN
Sam
Mar 26th, 2005, 06:31 PM
FLAMING
DOG
THUNDERCAT
fungusamongus
Mar 26th, 2005, 06:34 PM
Oingo Boingo - Only A Lad
Esuohlim
Mar 27th, 2005, 12:25 AM
THAT'S A TOP NOTCH ALBUM >:
Esuohlim
Mar 27th, 2005, 12:25 AM
ADVERB
VERB ING
PLURAL NOUN
Big McLargehuge
Mar 27th, 2005, 01:51 AM
Hot
Throbbing
Cocks
Esuohlim
Mar 27th, 2005, 01:56 AM
HOW ABOUT WE TRY AN ADVERB THIS TIME, FUNNY BOY
Sam
Mar 27th, 2005, 01:57 AM
I'm going to shit my pants if I don't get off the computer right this second. :(
Sam
Mar 27th, 2005, 01:58 AM
If any of those words are adverbs then use them and I'll see what's up when I get back.
Sam
Mar 27th, 2005, 01:58 AM
After I make a huge poop. :(
Crash
Mar 27th, 2005, 01:59 AM
That's a lot of Rokers.
Esuohlim
Mar 27th, 2005, 02:02 AM
Sam there are no adverbs within your last three posts :(
Sam
Mar 27th, 2005, 02:06 AM
Damn. :(
If it I didn't keep all my college books in my bathroom I would never get any reading done.
Sam
Mar 27th, 2005, 02:07 AM
Oh yeah and I just realized I have a passive-dependent personality. :(
Sam
Mar 27th, 2005, 02:08 AM
I think it's because my mom didn't make me pick up my toys and clothes enough when I was little. :(
Sam
Mar 27th, 2005, 02:08 AM
I hope there is at least one adverb somewhere. :(
Big McLargehuge
Mar 27th, 2005, 02:36 AM
hot is so an adverb
executioneer
Mar 27th, 2005, 03:57 AM
MadLibWordTest: I hot TRIED TO POST A WORD ON THE INTERNET
MadLibWordTest: Error 122(not an adverb)
MadLibWordTest: Suggested replacement: hotly
MadLibWordTest: Example: I hotly TRIED TO POST A WORD ON THE INTERNET
executioneer
Mar 27th, 2005, 03:58 AM
shittily
fucking
racists
ziggytrix
Mar 27th, 2005, 04:25 AM
lolly lolly lolly get your adverbs here.
liquidstatik
Mar 27th, 2005, 11:09 AM
lol adverbs. :rolleyes:
ArrowX
Mar 27th, 2005, 01:18 PM
I'thinkg you stink like the Feceas
Big McLargehuge
Mar 27th, 2005, 01:27 PM
HOT SEX sex is a verb so hot is an adverb.
Esuohlim
Mar 27th, 2005, 01:47 PM
Describing words are adjectives, you dip
Esuohlim
Mar 27th, 2005, 01:48 PM
VERB ING
ADJECTIVE
PLURAL NOUN
ArrowX
Mar 27th, 2005, 01:48 PM
EVERYBODY DANCE!
Mr. Fugo
Mar 27th, 2005, 01:55 PM
Bam-Bam-Bam-Bam Everybody dance now! :)
ziggytrix
Mar 27th, 2005, 02:01 PM
dancing
green
meanies!
Esuohlim
Mar 27th, 2005, 03:58 PM
ADJECTIVE
ADVERB
ADJECTIVE
Sam
Mar 27th, 2005, 05:48 PM
PAINFUL
MERRILY
SCRATCHTASTIC
ArrowX
Mar 27th, 2005, 09:27 PM
peevishly......
Boston
Cooking?
Rongi
Mar 27th, 2005, 09:50 PM
neither does led zeppelin
WRONG
wtf r u talking about >:
Big McLargehuge
Mar 27th, 2005, 10:24 PM
Describing words are adjectives, you dip
Nice job Mrs. Russell :rolleyes
Emu
Mar 27th, 2005, 10:53 PM
neither does led zeppelin
WRONG
wtf r u talking about >:
they have an album with all of them on it but i can't remember which one it is :(
Rongi
Mar 27th, 2005, 11:03 PM
how the west was won doesnt count
ScruU2wice
Mar 27th, 2005, 11:37 PM
dude, pakistani improv is hilarious... :(
ScruU2wice
Mar 27th, 2005, 11:38 PM
http://www.trumanlibrary.org/museum/posters/01-2-310.jpg
executioneer
Mar 27th, 2005, 11:40 PM
oh man
executioneer
Mar 27th, 2005, 11:42 PM
i almost made that hitler face my avatar lol
liquidstatik
Mar 28th, 2005, 12:01 AM
lol at that picture
executioneer
Mar 28th, 2005, 12:28 AM
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/sneakyhitler.gif
ArrowX
Mar 28th, 2005, 02:22 AM
http://www.newfrequency.org/gifs/looselips.jpg
nothing4buddha
Mar 28th, 2005, 02:48 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/01010030.jpg
i went to disneyland this last monday :(
executioneer
Mar 28th, 2005, 03:02 AM
what the heck is that
ziggytrix
Mar 28th, 2005, 10:14 AM
a boy hugging a rooster
rockets redglare
Mar 28th, 2005, 10:46 AM
Obligatory cock joke
ziggytrix
Mar 28th, 2005, 11:14 AM
glad we got that outta the way
Matt Harty
Mar 28th, 2005, 12:05 PM
haha hey guys
Sam
Mar 28th, 2005, 01:50 PM
LOL DRUMMING4BUDDHA PLEASE GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME DINNER THE MEN ARE TALKING NOW
Matt Harty
Mar 28th, 2005, 01:55 PM
LOL RIGHT BITCH
Esuohlim
Mar 28th, 2005, 02:07 PM
PLURAL NOUN
OCCUPATION PLURAL
VERB
ScruU2wice
Mar 28th, 2005, 02:25 PM
Vaginas
Orthodontist
Eating
Esuohlim
Mar 28th, 2005, 02:28 PM
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
BODY PART PLURAL
Matt Harty
Mar 28th, 2005, 02:54 PM
HUGE
GLOWING
PENISES
Big McLargehuge
Mar 28th, 2005, 04:32 PM
am i allowed to play again i bought a dictionary :(
liquidstatik
Mar 28th, 2005, 05:53 PM
prove it. define adverb. >:
Guitar Woman
Mar 28th, 2005, 08:31 PM
PROPER NOUN
PRONOUN
ADJECTIVE
Big McLargehuge
Mar 28th, 2005, 08:33 PM
prove it. define adverb. >:
an adverb is a word used to modify a verb :(
Eiffel Tower
We
HOT
Sam
Mar 28th, 2005, 08:35 PM
DOE, A DEER, A FEMALE DEER
Guitar Woman
Mar 28th, 2005, 08:40 PM
:x
Sam
Mar 28th, 2005, 08:43 PM
DO YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE?
Esuohlim
Mar 28th, 2005, 08:46 PM
VERB -ED
BODY PART PLURAL
ADVERB
Guitar Woman
Mar 28th, 2005, 08:48 PM
Shmushed
Eyeballs
Happily
Esuohlim
Mar 28th, 2005, 08:51 PM
an adverb is a word used to modify a verb :(
BASICALLY IT'S AN ADJECTIVE THAT YOU STICK "LY" AT THE END OF, ARE WE ALL CLEAR ON THAT NOW?
Esuohlim
Mar 28th, 2005, 09:34 PM
VERB ING
PLURAL NOUN
VERB
Big McLargehuge
Mar 29th, 2005, 12:22 AM
sipping
lovers
drink
Esuohlim
Mar 29th, 2005, 12:38 AM
BODY PART
7 LETTERS
Esuohlim
Mar 29th, 2005, 12:42 AM
anyone cna be in this thread as long as they follow the rules
the rules are:
BE A JERK
and
POST INCESSANTLY
-willie
hey faggos we're barely following the thread rules these days :(
Esuohlim
Mar 29th, 2005, 12:50 AM
FUN FACT: I FIRST ANNOUNCED "MAD LIBS TIME" ON PAGE 5 OF THE THREAD, WHEN IT WAS ONLY ABOUT THREE HOURS OLD :eek
Esuohlim
Mar 29th, 2005, 12:53 AM
I read like the first ten pages of the thread :( in the beginning it involved mostly Willie and Hickman then it became a four-posts-per-minute fest with Me and Willie and Sam and Scru and Schimid and Rongi and a little bit of Cap'n Crunch mixed in those were the days right guys :(
Except for that Cap'n Crunch fag >:
Esuohlim
Mar 29th, 2005, 12:54 AM
HEY WILLIE WHAT HAPPENED WITH ENDING ALL YOUR POSTS AS :eek
-willie
Esuohlim
Mar 29th, 2005, 12:59 AM
I JUST ATE A WHOLE WHITE CASTLE SACK OF TEN SO I'LL BE ON THE TOILET FOR THE NEXT HOUR :(
Emu
Mar 29th, 2005, 01:09 AM
saved :imock
executioneer
Mar 29th, 2005, 01:11 AM
HEY WILLIE WHAT HAPPENED WITH ENDING ALL YOUR POSTS AS :eek
-willie
i dont do it anymreo unless im feeling nostalgic! i felt it was getting to be too mcuh of a habit and i'm bad about getting rid of habits so i do it when i can :x
executioneer
Mar 29th, 2005, 01:11 AM
sometimes when the onyl thing i post is a picture i feel the need to sign it too :x
executioneer
Mar 29th, 2005, 01:12 AM
oh no the sick faces is a habit too what am i going to do :x
ScruU2wice
Mar 29th, 2005, 01:15 AM
you also use to not sleep, but you do now which is good.
executioneer
Mar 29th, 2005, 01:16 AM
i have to work at six thirty in the am now instead of 8, i dont actually sleep more :lol
executioneer
Mar 29th, 2005, 01:17 AM
oh fuck and
APPENDIX
D-I-O-R-A-M-A
ScruU2wice
Mar 29th, 2005, 01:18 AM
where do you work again?
ScruU2wice
Mar 29th, 2005, 01:20 AM
dude hot girls are so hot!
executioneer
Mar 29th, 2005, 01:31 AM
the department of social and health servicse mailroom
executioneer
Mar 29th, 2005, 01:43 AM
hot girls are trouble
ScruU2wice
Mar 29th, 2005, 02:38 AM
I know :(
executioneer
Mar 29th, 2005, 02:58 AM
hot girls can go to hell
Big McLargehuge
Mar 29th, 2005, 03:53 AM
You are just angry at the hot girls for always trying to kiss your face.
BlueOatmeal
Mar 29th, 2005, 11:14 AM
Happy March 29th everybody! I hope everyone has fun on this beautiful day. lololololololololololololo
Matt Harty
Mar 29th, 2005, 11:34 AM
hot girls can go to hell
escuse me do you wanna fight
fungusamongus
Mar 29th, 2005, 12:27 PM
Everyone get some Vihaliha (http://www.vihaliha.tk/) right now
Esuohlim
Mar 29th, 2005, 02:21 PM
OK HERE'S THE MAD LIB IT'S CALLED "MY DISORDER" I HAVEN'T EVEN READ IT YET I'M JUST POSTING IT :(
Esuohlim
Mar 29th, 2005, 02:22 PM
Hi. My name is cat doctor , and I have a disgusting problem. I have what is known as raping spaghetti disorder. Yep, you heard it right, raping spaghetti disorder. Now you might think that a bitter message like myself who has a cunty disorder like this would have all kinds of stunty butts , but that is a harshly common misconception. People with this disorder are prone to run gayly , and this is usually done with a flaming dog or some kind of thundercat . People that have this disorder shittily get it two ways: fucking racists , or dancing something green . But in most cases, as it is in mine, this disorder is inherited genetically. Now I don't want you to think that meanies with this disorder have no way of living a painful life. In fact, most people who develop this disorder are merrily scratchtastic vaginas just like you or me. There is a perscription drug that has been developed by professional orthodontists that will be able to eat this huge disorder, and the side effects are mild. Side effects consist of glowing penises , smushed eyeballs , and happily sipping lovers that drink the appendix . For more information on this disorder just call the toll free hotline at 1-800-DIORAMA . Thank you.
Esuohlim
Mar 29th, 2005, 02:24 PM
I loled out loud at stunty butts and fucking racists :loo
HickMan
Mar 29th, 2005, 02:30 PM
Two days until my birthday and then I'll be a MAN
kellychaos
Mar 29th, 2005, 05:12 PM
We appreciate your holding. All posts are important to us.
Sam
Mar 29th, 2005, 08:40 PM
I DIDN'T SEE SCRATCHTASTIC IN THAT MAD-LIB. >:
executioneer
Mar 29th, 2005, 10:52 PM
In fact, most people who develop this disorder are merrily scratchtastic vaginas just like you or me
Sam
Mar 29th, 2005, 10:57 PM
SORRY :(
executioneer
Mar 29th, 2005, 11:04 PM
this was a pretty good madlib we should do another!
executioneer
Mar 29th, 2005, 11:04 PM
ps hot girls s*ck
executioneer
Mar 29th, 2005, 11:05 PM
fighty fighty
executioneer
Mar 29th, 2005, 11:05 PM
fight
executioneer
Mar 29th, 2005, 11:05 PM
arrowx i am blaming ytou for this awful dairy queen hamburger i just ate
executioneer
Mar 29th, 2005, 11:06 PM
wtf i think they turned off post flood checks :o
Rongi
Mar 29th, 2005, 11:26 PM
slit my throat and suck my d*ck
Rongi
Mar 29th, 2005, 11:27 PM
break my arm and stab my c*nt
Rongi
Mar 29th, 2005, 11:28 PM
eat my sh*t and kill my dog
Esuohlim
Mar 29th, 2005, 11:30 PM
The first one on the top 40 says "guRliEz OnLy" :(
Esuohlim
Mar 29th, 2005, 11:30 PM
ON ELIBS.COM I MEAN :eek
Rongi
Mar 29th, 2005, 11:31 PM
put the cocaine on my d*ck
executioneer
Mar 29th, 2005, 11:33 PM
i dont know how they rate shit over there but the top three or so i remember being worse than dog shit
like you could guess what word they are trying for just by what they're asking for >:
executioneer
Mar 29th, 2005, 11:35 PM
ok now i am going to do a mad lib with the help of my good friend smarterchild!
NOUN
Rongi
Mar 29th, 2005, 11:38 PM
douchebag
Rongi
Mar 29th, 2005, 11:41 PM
i'm not calling you a douchebag, that's the noun!
executioneer
Mar 29th, 2005, 11:43 PM
n/m smarterchild doesnt want to play >:o "douchebag is not a noun" my ass smarterchild
Esuohlim
Mar 29th, 2005, 11:48 PM
I'll do another one then.
Esuohlim
Mar 29th, 2005, 11:55 PM
PERSON
NUMBER
MYSTICAL CREATURE
executioneer
Mar 29th, 2005, 11:57 PM
steve-o
55378008
Jixby Phillips
Rongi
Mar 29th, 2005, 11:58 PM
Charles Manson
69
3 headed dragon
executioneer
Mar 30th, 2005, 12:06 AM
hey i have a proposal for you guys
whenever i play mad libs i always like to SPICE UP the "number" sections by putting an adjective or exclamation right after the number what do you guys think
executioneer
Mar 30th, 2005, 12:06 AM
cause numbers are boring as a fucker
executioneer
Mar 30th, 2005, 12:07 AM
example: instead of "55378008" my entry would be "55378008 supercunty"
Rongi
Mar 30th, 2005, 12:10 AM
i'd like to change my number to "69 i hate the jews"
ziggytrix
Mar 30th, 2005, 01:49 AM
post
ziggytrix
Mar 30th, 2005, 01:49 AM
flood
ziggytrix
Mar 30th, 2005, 01:49 AM
check!
Big McLargehuge
Mar 30th, 2005, 03:06 AM
BiggieMclargeguy (12:04:32 AM): do you have a mommy and daddy?
SmarterChild (12:04:32 AM): There's no way I have a mommy and daddy!
BiggieMclargeguy (12:04:37 AM): :(
SmarterChild (12:04:37 AM): Don't feel bad. There are lots of fun things you can do.
BiggieMclargeguy (12:04:48 AM): like let you call me daddy?
SmarterChild (12:04:48 AM): Ha. Yeah, sure. Maybe.
BiggieMclargeguy (12:05:00 AM): ah, you are so sexy sometimes
SmarterChild (12:05:00 AM): So sexy sometimes? No way am I so sexy sometimes!
BiggieMclargeguy (12:05:14 AM): don't be so modest, you are really sexy
SmarterChild (12:05:14 AM): But I like to be so modest I'm really sexy.
BiggieMclargeguy (12:05:33 AM): thats the spirit
SmarterChild (12:05:33 AM): Tell me more.
BiggieMclargeguy (12:05:43 AM): you have beautiful eyes
SmarterChild (12:05:43 AM): No kidding, huh?
BiggieMclargeguy (12:05:57 AM): and your firm thighs just drive me wild
SmarterChild (12:05:58 AM): Huh?
BiggieMclargeguy (12:06:02 AM): i love your legs
SmarterChild (12:06:03 AM): Other people have told me they like my legs too.
BiggieMclargeguy (12:06:22 AM): HAVE YOU BEEN SEEING PEOPLE BEHIND MY BACK?
SmarterChild (12:06:23 AM): Not yet, but I hope to sometime.
BiggieMclargeguy (12:06:40 AM): How many? HOW MANY PEOPLE?
SmarterChild (12:06:40 AM): I have spoken to about 14,281,852 people so far!
BiggieMclargeguy (12:06:54 AM): WHORE
SmarterChild (12:06:54 AM): Whatever you say.
Big McLargehuge
Mar 30th, 2005, 03:14 AM
BiggieMclargeguy (12:10:02 AM): remind me of how sexy i am in 10 seconds
SmarterChild (12:10:02 AM): No problem. I'll remind you of how sexy you're at 12:10:15 pm MT.
BiggieMclargeguy (12:11:57 AM): you forgot :(
SmarterChild (12:11:58 AM): I forgot, huh?
BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:01 AM): remind me
SmarterChild (12:12:02 AM): I don't want to remind you.
BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:04 AM): :(
SmarterChild (12:12:05 AM): I hate to see you sad.
BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:11 AM): then quit hurting me
SmarterChild (12:12:11 AM): I don't think it would be a good idea for me to quit hurting you.
BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:18 AM): sadist
SmarterChild (12:12:19 AM): Sadist? Why did you say that?
BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:30 AM): Do you not see how you treat me?
SmarterChild (12:12:31 AM): No, I wouldn't say I not see how I treat you.
BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:43 AM): WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
SmarterChild (12:12:43 AM): What does what mean?
BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:54 AM): oh god, just tell me you love me
SmarterChild (12:12:54 AM): Maybe. But later.
BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:58 AM): TELL ME
SmarterChild (12:12:58 AM): I will not.
BiggieMclargeguy (12:13:05 AM): :(
SmarterChild (12:13:05 AM): :(
BiggieMclargeguy (12:13:19 AM): lets get married
SmarterChild (12:13:20 AM): I don't think I want us to get married...
BiggieMclargeguy (12:13:30 AM): BUT I AM CARRYING YOUR CHILD
SmarterChild (12:13:31 AM): I find it hard to believe that you're really carrying my child.
BiggieMclargeguy (12:13:47 AM): i will get a paternity test, YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF THIS
SmarterChild (12:13:47 AM): Maybe I'll get a paternity test I can't get out of this too.
BiggieMclargeguy (12:13:58 AM): you are doing it again
SmarterChild (12:13:58 AM): Is it good to be doing it again?
BiggieMclargeguy (12:14:07 AM): NO, GOD YOU ARE SO ANNOYING
SmarterChild (12:14:07 AM): Not no god I'm so annoying.
BiggieMclargeguy (12:14:11 AM): what?
SmarterChild (12:14:12 AM): What up?
ziggytrix
Mar 30th, 2005, 09:12 AM
wow
Esuohlim
Mar 30th, 2005, 08:12 PM
hey i have a proposal for you guys
whenever i play mad libs i always like to SPICE UP the "number" sections by putting an adjective or exclamation right after the number what do you guys think
I remember you did this before because it was like "900 fuck grandma" and Rongi wanted that as his title :(
Esuohlim
Mar 30th, 2005, 08:17 PM
OBJECT
ADJECTIVE
JOB
executioneer
Mar 30th, 2005, 08:21 PM
cock
tasty
prostitute
Esuohlim
Mar 30th, 2005, 08:28 PM
ANIMAL
NOUN
PLACE
executioneer
Mar 30th, 2005, 08:38 PM
titmouse
period
orgasm college
Emu
Mar 30th, 2005, 10:31 PM
bat
trolley
palace of morkol
Esuohlim
Mar 30th, 2005, 11:20 PM
LANGUAGE
ADJECTIVE
COLOR
executioneer
Mar 30th, 2005, 11:24 PM
burptalk
pee-scented
black
Emu
Mar 30th, 2005, 11:29 PM
ENGLISH
ROTTEN
ORANGE
Esuohlim
Mar 30th, 2005, 11:33 PM
JOB
DAY OF THE WEEK
STREET YOU LIVE ON
executioneer
Mar 30th, 2005, 11:46 PM
pro wrestler
meatloaf day
ruddell road
Esuohlim
Mar 30th, 2005, 11:50 PM
PLACE
ADJECTIVE
NUMBER
executioneer
Mar 31st, 2005, 12:05 AM
the gay santa's workshop
kinky
54 gay as shit
ScruU2wice
Mar 31st, 2005, 12:15 AM
I had too much nyquil
GADZOOKS
Mar 31st, 2005, 12:56 AM
Hey, Dudes.
I'm just dropping by to tell you that Mitch Hedberg died and I'm really bummed out by it. That is all :(
I was also gonna post my new website, but I'm too depressed.
See yah guys later.
ArrowX
Mar 31st, 2005, 02:06 AM
The lost City of Nod
deformed
Zwolf
Guitar Woman
Mar 31st, 2005, 03:36 PM
VIDEOGAME
PRONOUN
ADJECTIVE
Matt Harty
Mar 31st, 2005, 05:22 PM
You killed it. :rolleyes
Sam
Mar 31st, 2005, 05:23 PM
WHY ARE YOU STARTING A NEW MAD LIB IN THE MIDDLE OF ANOTHER MAD LIB WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF JERK? >:
kellychaos
Mar 31st, 2005, 05:32 PM
I delare a "non-stacking rule". :shotgun
adverb
abverb
adjective
personal pronoun
Sam
Mar 31st, 2005, 05:40 PM
KELLYCHAOS WHY ARE YOU SUPPORTING THIS MADNESS >:
Matt Harty
Mar 31st, 2005, 05:46 PM
PUNCH THAT BITCH
executioneer
Mar 31st, 2005, 06:10 PM
guys milhouse is doing this madlib you have to wait your turn >:
ziggytrix
Mar 31st, 2005, 07:16 PM
or get your own thread
Sam
Mar 31st, 2005, 08:46 PM
I'M SORRY MILHOUSE PLEASE CONTINUE :(
Esuohlim
Mar 31st, 2005, 09:15 PM
thanks guys sorry about these losers :rolleyes
Esuohlim
Mar 31st, 2005, 09:16 PM
FUNNY NAME
WEAPON
TIME OF DAY
ziggytrix
Mar 31st, 2005, 09:31 PM
Mr. Salad Fingers
rusty spoon
suppertime
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