I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Tadao]

That's better. I SEE YOU FLEXING BTW! :rolleyes

[HickMan]

stfu I'm just Army Strong

[Tadao]

:yum ;)

[bigtimecow]

@Tadao: no, not really :( we only got one of them back (physically) and i probably should scan it in and post it, but i'm too lazy to go find it :x

ANYWAY SUP GUYZ IT'S SNOWING A LOT HERE

[Tadao]

Deep snow?

[bigtimecow]

sort of. it was all fluff so it wasnt that bad, but some turned to ice and it sucked balls

how's the weather wherever you live?

[Neen]

It's up to my testicles.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

We have a foot or so of snow. Not too bad.

[bigtimecow]

is your avatar monty python?

now i want to watch the meaning of life, just that super fucked up segment with the guy with the long arms and "WHICHTH WAY DID ITSTS GOOUUO?" :lol

[Tadao]

I can almost wear shorts today.

[Fathom Zero]

Finally shave?

[Pub Lover]

It is bright sunshine & really hot. :hat

It's gonna rain on the 25th tho. >:

[Kitsa]

I just spiked some warm gingerbread with 101-proof whiskey.

It's not bad.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

is your avatar monty python?

now i want to watch the meaning of life, just that super fucked up segment with the guy with the long arms and "WHICHTH WAY DID ITSTS GOOUUO?" :lol


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...And_the_Battle_Begun

Aaron Nagel from Link 80's art.

[bigtimecow]

aha!

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3aDaCpxKUo

This track started it all for me.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Anyone else need to brush off their car with a shovel this morning?

[Fathom Zero]

I had a classmate that thought it was brilliant to thaw off his windshield with a bucket of hot water.

It didn't end well. Fuckin' idiot.

[Supafly345]

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/SUwjZe-sgnI/AAAAAAAACb4/aZhNiNHq4Cs/s512/tele7.jpg

[pac-man]

I'd still fuck her.

[Tadao]

I wanna fuck this lady

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/2024/proginsuroo7.jpg

[pac-man]

I'd be willing to bet she doesn't have genitals

[Aaarg]

I wanna fuck(ing sew her mouth shut) that lady too.

[Tadao]

I bet she likes to do dirty nasty things.

[Aaarg]

I bet she likes to be choked, but that's because all women secretly like to be choked.

[Tadao]

http://blogs.amctv.com/mad_men_photo_gallery/01_ep106__MG_6567.jpg

I'd like to pull down her panties and stroke her cock.

[Aaarg]

She would probably enjoy that, honestly.

[Aaarg]

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/1153/1229715548343ia4.jpg

[executioneer]

woahhhhh

[Tadao]

hehe, that is kinda trippy.

[Kitsa]

I wanna fuck this lady

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/2024/proginsuroo7.jpg


I'd like a list of the ladies you don't want to fuck, Tadao.

[Guitar Woman]

So what are you guys gonna have for breakfast?

I'm frying an egg and then breaking the yolk and putting it on some toast :D

[Kitsa]

I'm doing holiday baking so I ate a blob of cookie dough with some diet pepsi.

I'd say they cancelled each other out but I'm not that dumb.

[Guitar Woman]

I never thought I'd give this amount of shit about Christmas.

I didn't realize it was two days away until like just now.

[HickMan]

This is the best Christmas ever!

[Kitsa]

I sent out Christmas cards to my Baptist and Catholic relatives with Hanukkah stamps on them.

[Pub Lover]

My gmail inbox tells me that Jason Grunert just added me as a friend on facebook.

I didn't think I knew him. :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/december/freeze-yer-under-arrest.jpg

It'd be libel in this case.
True. If only I had another social outlet, I'd likely not pretend you were all speaking directly to me . ;(

[Kitsa]

I'm speaking to you directly, Pub.

Feel the intensity of my gaze.

[Pub Lover]

*HUGS AN KISSES*

[Tadao]

Family is arriving today! Yay!

[Tadao]

I SAID YAY!

[Shrubfest]

Yay?

[Tadao]

Hi pretty lady.

[Shrubfest]

Me? Or is this to Pub?

Just thought i'd check.

[Tadao]

Pub, but Hi to you too!

[Pub Lover]

Shrub, wanna get married? :)

Tadao, I'm sorry I can't marry you too. :(

Plus I can't have yer kids and stuff & I would really wanna, so that would just make me sad all the time. :(

But anyway, I'm talking to Shrub. :)

[Shrubfest]

Good good.
Feeling festive?

[Shrubfest]

Oh.
Hmmm.
Would you have my kids?

[Tadao]

Too bad can't be a polygamist bisexual and marry all of us.

[Pub Lover]

Yes? :(

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/december/freeze-yer-under-arrest.jpg

[Kitsa]

The facebook thing, I don't get it. I had these two people who added me and I have no freaking clue who they are. But then again I'm bad at Facebook so they might be that version of Myspace Tom and I'd never know.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Dressing them as dancing pandas doesn't fool Liquidstatik for long. :(

[Tadao]

I only have myspace and never use it. This is my profile pic http://a535.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/117/m_3fa049f85ffd18e264e35a7818c14f86.gif

I shaved though :(

[Pub Lover]

Myspace tells me that Seven Force is getting married.

[Kitsa]

I used myspace for a while, then my family got on and that ruined it.

[Pub Lover]

Seven Force.

[Pub Lover]

Getting Married.

[Kitsa]

I thought he was unsure.

[Pub Lover]

I say eek at the whole damn thing. >:

[Pub Lover]

Or maybe I say angry fasce at it. :eek

[Tadao]

He can't marry, he's black :x

[Kitsa]

VIRTUAL DREIDEL TIME (http://www.chaispace.com/index.html)

[Pub Lover]

I thought he was unsure.

That was about an ex-girlfriend claiming to be pregnant.

Seven Force has a rich fantasy life?

[Pub Lover]

He can't marry, he's black :x

He's only half black. His penis is regulation white person size. (I has seen it)

[Kitsa]

I made a gingerbread Christmas Pudding today. I'm guessing it will taste way better than real Christmas pudding, which contains nasty fruit-rind landmines :(

[Tadao]

I used to do tech support for koshernet.com. They were on our contract and I was the only one who could handle crazy hasidic Jews who can't get on the internet.

[Pub Lover]

VIRTUAL DREIDEL TIME (http://www.chaispace.com/index.html)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/december/monkeys-with-dreidels.jpg

[DevilWearsPrada]

virtual =/= monkey :/

[Pub Lover]

But are butt-sniffing monkeys Jewish, or at least Kosher? :(

[Tadao]

http://www.virtualjerusalem.com/livekotel/aish/index_1.php?affid=18&CFID=3158225&CFTOKEN=19511091

[Kitsa]

god I'm tired. This is where a coke habit would come in handy.

[Pub Lover]

Why not a coke habit?

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/december/freeze-yer-under-arrest.jpg

[Kitsa]

I can barely afford my medical habits as it is.


I had a lot of projects going today and they're thankfully mostly finished, now I can relax a little (until it's time to celebrate with the family tonight)

[Pub Lover]

That is what crime was created for.

[Tadao]

Meth is pretty cheap and you will at least have an excuse as to why you put strange things on display in your front yard.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/december/female-chojin-say-no.gif

[Shrubfest]

Alone in the house near christmas.


BEER TIME

[Tadao]

Yes, drink DRINK! Drink until you feel like taking pictures of you in your underwear.

[Sam]

Alone in the house near christmas.


BEER TIME

:tear

[Pub Lover]

Yes, drink DRINK! Drink until you feel like taking pictures of you in your underwear.

>:

[Pub Lover]

You first! :orgasm

[Tadao]

I don't drink as much lately.

[Tadao]

Shrub, I hope this is the reason why I don't have nekid pics of you yet >:

http://www.businessweek.com/globalbiz/content/dec2008/gb20081222_679880.htm?chan=top+news_top+news+index +-+temp_global+business

[Shrubfest]

MMMMMM
Man.

PEER PRESSURE!

Well, elder pressure.

[Sam]

SHRUBFEST I WOULD NEVER PRESSURE YOU TO DO THINGS YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DO. :tear

[Kitsa]

Wanna hear weird...

I drank one glass of wine 4 days after I stopped taking vicodin. I was trashed.

I drank one shot of 101-proof Wild Turkey 5 days after I stopped taking vicodin. Not a blip.

I drank 1/3 of a bottle of Mike's Hard Lemonade 6 days after I stopped taking vicodin. I was trashed.

[Pub Lover]

Don't do it, Shrub. :(
I don't drink as much lately.

I don't need to drink at all to take such pictures. :)

People have to be drunk to want to see that shit tho. :(

[Shrubfest]

SHOW US!

[Tadao]

I like Pub in dress pics. I like to jerk off to them while listening to Aphex Twin.

[Sam]

I AM GOING TO START DRINKING AND THEN GO BACK TO WORK. :(

[Tadao]

Wanna hear weird...

I drank one glass of wine 4 days after I stopped taking vicodin. I was trashed.

I drank one shot of 101-proof Wild Turkey 5 days after I stopped taking vicodin. Not a blip.

I drank 1/3 of a bottle of Mike's Hard Lemonade 6 days after I stopped taking vicodin. I was trashed.




That just means you can enjoy more Whiskey!

[Sam]

:tear

[Pub Lover]

SHOW US!

:lol

[Shrubfest]

Please?

[Sam]

I HAVE A SECRET AND A JOKE, BUT I'M ONLY GOING TO TELL THEM TO SHRUBFEST BECAUSE SHE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO WOULD GET IT.

[Shrubfest]

Ooooh.

Yay!

[Dixie]

Mother Nature just gave me a terrible Christmas present.
At least it's red so it's kind of festive.

[ElPila666]

Whoa Hickman's back, luckily he wasn't at the argentinian army cuz they're really tough there, i hear that if you spot a bug in your soup you gotta raise your spoon and shout "viva la patria carajo" (hail the homeland) and take it proudly to your mouth, yuk

[Pub Lover]

Please?

YOU BETTER NOT TURN OUT TO BE A GUY, BECAUSE THIS IS SO BLOODY GAY ALREADY. >:


NOT SAFE FOR EYES & MEMORIES OR EVEN MY ALREADY FUCKED UP REPUTATION:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/december/JC-why.jpg
<3 Shrub

[Tadao]

I HAVE A SECRET AND A JOKE, BUT I'M ONLY GOING TO TELL THEM TO SHRUBFEST BECAUSE SHE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO WOULD GET IT.

DON'T YOU DARE TELL HER ABOUT ME!

[Shrubfest]

Ah! OOoooh.

I feel so satisfied.

[Pub Lover]

:x


Yay! @ post-exibitionism regret.

[Tadao]

Pub, that looks like an office were other co-workers might sit. Kinky.

[Shrubfest]

I want clearer pictures.

[Kitsa]

CIG- didn't you just recently have a present? :/ Is something the matter?

[Pub Lover]

I want my back to stop hurting so I could do some damn situps occasionally.
Pub, that looks like an office were other co-workers might sit. Kinky.
I didn't even close the door. ;)

I had to close the curtains only because the glare of the sun reflected off my pale form completey blinded the webcam.
I want clearer pictures.
And if I had a better camera to hand, you would have them.

[ElPila666]

Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day,
you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance
But you still catch my eye
Tell me baby
Do you recognize me?
Well
It's been a year
It doesn't surprise me
Merry Christmas,
I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying "I love you"
and meant it
Now I know what a fool I've been
But if you kissed me now
I know you'd fool me again

A crowded room
Friends with tired eyes
I'm hiding from you
And your soul of ice
Oh my I thought you were
Someone to rely on
Me?
I guess I was a shoulder to cry on
A friend to discover with a
fire in her heart
A girl under cover but
you tore me apart
You tore me apart, ooo-ooo
Now I've found a real
love you'll never fool
me again

A friend to discover with a
fire in her heart
A girl under cover but
you tore me apart
Maybe next year,
I'll give it to someone
I'll give it to someone special.

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/5786/santasl3.jpg

[Tadao]

IT'S NOT MY KID CIG AND YOU CAN'T PROVE IT!

[Shrubfest]

CiG, I hate that type of present. Mini pills are my friend in this respect.

[Pub Lover]

They keep you regular?

[Shrubfest]

They stop completly. I havent had a period for about 6 months.

Bliss.

[Tadao]

Blood make a great warm lube.

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, having them actually be into you is too much of a long shot. :(


Shrub, does it also promote facial hair and clit-growth? Or does it forstall your menopause, making you immortal? :eek

[Tadao]

I have a wide wiener.

[Pub Lover]

Lets see? :(

[Tadao]

Then you'll stalk me :O

[Shrubfest]

Pub, I have no idea.

No difference to normal, that i've noticed.

[Pub Lover]

*Hugs*

[Pub Lover]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b399/lunarpandas/c.jpg

IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW CUTE YE ARE, YE STILL GOTTA MAKE YER BED! :mom

[Tadao]

:lol

[Pub Lover]

On the offchance that photobucket decided to delete that pants pic, I decided to save it. :x

Not wanting it anywhere I went regularly, I thought it amusing to put it in my Shrub folder. :x

I was surprised and pleased to find I didn't have a Shrubfest folder. :)

But now I keep wanting to make one. >:

[Shrubfest]

Oh!I feel left out!

[Tadao]

You should make a Pants folder and put shrub pics in there :yum

[Pub Lover]

Pics of Shrub in her underpants? :eek :eek :eek


:(

[Tadao]

I wish :(

[Pub Lover]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/Ooogabooga.jpg


GOOD BOY, TADAO! NOT ONLY DID YE MAKE YER BED, BUT YE COMBED YER HAIR AS WELL! :mom

YER GETTING A SPECIAL TREAT TONIGHT! :incest

[Tadao]

I love how cavemanish it cam out. Fuck fixing my old camera, Crappy web cams are the new art.

[Pub Lover]

I'm 24 :(
WTH? No way! Yer better start being older than that right now! >:

Ye get to be 28, and ye get to like it. >:

[Shrubfest]

Come on Tadao, you in your pants now!

[Tadao]

I just came in my pants.

[kahljorn]

I CANT AGE PUBLOVER

it just rots lol i dunno

[Pub Lover]

It must be nice to be a mildly attractive woman on a forum full of horny, ugly blokes. >:

You get to order everyone around. :eek

[Shrubfest]

Kahl, are you REALLY married?




because thats a bit scary.

[kahljorn]

lol yea I'm married.

What the hell is so scary about it?

[MetalMilitia]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/kajds.jpg

Anyone notice how big kahljorn's DS is? By my calculations he only only about 2 feet tall in real life.

[kahljorn]

lol
its a laptop :(

thjats probably obvious though :(

[Shrubfest]

Its scary because you're only 4 years older than me.

And I'd still sleep with you.


Isn't marriage supposed to make you beyond redemption?

[Pub Lover]

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s122/weazy779/CenterparcsOctober2006075.jpg

NEW FAVOURITE POSTER! :eek

HE KNOWS WHAT THE I-MOCKERY FORUMS IS ALL ABOUT ;)

[kahljorn]

do you usually sleep with old guys or something i dont get it

[Shrubfest]

No. I'm worried about my future, and the fact that you're still attractive although you are married.

Although having to spell it out is less arousing.

[Pub Lover]

Yeah Kahl, wear a burka or something. Ye're just too tempting. :orgasm

Wow, 'Slutty Burka' is a disappointing google image search. :(

[Shrubfest]

Oh. He left. Do you think his wife felt threatened.

I'm drunk. Pay no attention.

[kahljorn]

IM SUDDENLY DRUNK TOO

AND HIGH

[Shrubfest]

YAY!
I WISH I WAS HIGH!

[Pub Lover]

I wish I was happy, but I'll settle for drunk. ;(

[kahljorn]

i hate wishing i was high :(

[Shrubfest]

Well, i have all the ingredients, excepts bacci and skins....
:(

[kahljorn]

If you had to kill yerself, how would ye do it?
Inject air into your bloodstream

[Tadao]

I'll settle for a warm cantaloupe.

[kahljorn]

i ate a pot browny type thing the other night and it was awesome :( i was stoned all night

[Shrubfest]

Inject me into your blood stream


That was witty in my mind.

[Sam]

GUYS I WISH FOR STUFF TOO. :(

[kahljorn]

sam what kinds of things do you wish for

[Zomboid]

SAM, YOU SPEND WAY TOO MUCH TIME IN THIS THREAD. I AM TELLING YOU TO TRY TO HELP YOU, BRAW.

SRSLY, YOU'RE TURNING INTO PUB

[kahljorn]

you're incredulous zomboid

[Shrubfest]

Sam, if you have bacci an skins, and you are here, I love you.



:D

[Pub Lover]

Inject air into your bloodstream
Scared of needles. :(

Which I would overcome to:
Inject me into your blood stream

[ElPila666]

http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/2864/santanz3.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Inject air into your bloodstream

Yeah, I should've asked Willie for suicide ideas that a pathetic little shit could manage. :(

[Sam]

Sam, if you have bacci an skins, and you are here, I love you.



:D

I CAN GET IT. :(

[kahljorn]

lol pub i was waiting for something like that :( (the thing about injecting shrub)

maybe you should just tr overeatng a bunch of pills


what are bacci an skins? it sounds like fancy bacon or something

[Sam]

IT'S NOT BACON IN POTATO SKINS WHICH IS WHAT I FIRST THOUGHT. :(

THEN I RE-READ THE CONTEXT IT WAS USED, AND IT SUDDENLY BECAME CLEAR.

[kahljorn]

I knew it wasn't gonna be that :(

[Pub Lover]

tobacco and self-roll paper ie Rizlas

[Sam]

I CAN RUN TO THE STORE, IT IS LITERALLY 100 FEET FROM WHERE I LIVE. :(

ABOUT 30 METERS (I THINK) FOR ALL YOU METRIC FOLKS. :(

[Shrubfest]

YAY! SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS!

[ElPila666]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/kajds.jpg

Anyone notice how big kahljorn's DS is? By my calculations he only only about 2 feet tall in real life.

He? :tear

[Pub Lover]

maybe you should just tr overeatng a bunch of pills

Just to show how much of a shit I am. :)

1) That didn't work. :) 2) Finding someone trying (failing) to do that sucks. :)

[kahljorn]

oh i get it

[Sam]

GUYS, I'M GOING TO GO GET DRUNK AND HIGH AND EAT BACON AND POTATO SKIN IN SOME SORT OF COMBINATION. :(

[Pub Lover]

He? :tear

I would hope so. He has the biggest dick here. :eek

His tits are also swell. ;)

[Sam]

IF I DON'T EVER COME BACK, YOU'LL KNOW WHY. :(

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/Grislygus.jpg

[kahljorn]

1) That didn't work. :) 2) Finding someone trying (failing) to do that sucks. :)

yea it didnt work for me either :(

have you thought of using a gun? really it's probably the next best thing to injecting yourself with air

[Pub Lover]

I don't know where to get a gun. Plus even if I found one, I doubt I could work it, or I'll end up arsefaced.

Man, nevermind I'm too much of a pussy. >:

[Shrubfest]

Move to England.
Everyones depressed here!

[Tadao]

In my bad days I came up with a way to suicide that wouldn't let any family member know it was a suicide :(

[kahljorn]

one time i had a hallucination when i did jimson weed and I met the devil and he showed me hell and it was underneath a bed and it looked like the page break picture :(

[Pub Lover]

Move to England.
Everyones depressed here!

I moved away from England in the hopes of not being depressed anymore. ;)

[Shrubfest]

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

THEREE IS NOTHNG BETTER! you must adjust and adapt

[kahljorn]

I"M GOING TO GO TAKE A SEXY AND STEAMY SHOWER >:

[Shrubfest]

KAHLJORN!



Now I need to go to bed....

:D

[Pub Lover]

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

THEREE IS NOTHNG BETTER! you must adjust and adapt

I sat in a darkened room for a year, eating oven chips, and watching the hoobs and countdown. I have no memories from that time. :eek

Maybe I remember an episode of Quincy. He was on a boat? And someone died?

[Shrubfest]

I dunno.
hoobs=i dunno
countdown=spot on for a weekday teatime!

NIGHTY NIGHT!

[Kitsa]

We opened presents tonight. I got great presents, although I think my ramones and hockey fandom is making me a bit transparent :/

[Pub Lover]

I watched the 5am repeat of countdown. The hoobs is a UK only Jim Hension muppet show that was on Channel 4 before or after countdown. I didn't have a tv license and lived in fear of the scanning van thing that never came. I slept 20+ hours a day. The only time I left the house was to go to the dole office where I would be told off until I cried, and then I would drink until I didnt care that I was vomitting all over myself.

Yay, the memories are flooding back. :blah

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Cheer up or cherub.

[Kitsa]

British TV > American TV

[Pub Lover]

It is Christmas eve here & I'll be as miserable as I want. >:

BTW Ghost, did you say you were bisexual? PLZ POST A PIC OF YOU IN YER UNDERPANTS PLZ! :)

[Tadao]

No way, Cheers was way better than The Young Ones

[Pub Lover]

British TV > American TV

I imagine you get a filtered vision of British TV, My Dear Lady. ;)

Much like my vision of US tele.

Although I did see an infomercial featuring Mister T the other day. Poor Guy.

[Kitsa]

my experience is not limited to public television, thanks >:(

I remember seeing some really fucked-up TV on the continent. In Italy, there was a game show where there were these three naked ladies and the (male) contestants had so many seconds to find matching pieces of lingerie in a big bin and dress them.

In Germany I stumbled across a charming production of Heidi in which she boffed everyone but the goat.

[Tadao]

The Axis of evil is not good television. Especially Japan.

[Tadao]

Drunk dedications are teh best.

[Pub Lover]

my experience is not limited to public television, thanks >:(

yes well yer nation is filled with retards and morons and no matter how much ya protest ye'll always be a retard an moron to me ;)

merry christmas :)

[Kitsa]

sod off :)

[Tadao]

http://www.doheth.co.uk/funny/gallery/exam-answers/Expand_Equation.jpg

[Tadao]

http://claytoncounts.com/neato/milkmen.jpg
Pub. I demand you make a Merry Christmas thread as you are in the future an an elder. Do it before some dillweed does.

[Tadao]

Dedicated to me :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fW4Des7kO4

[Pub Lover]

Pub. I demand you make a Merry Christmas thread as you are in the future an an elder. Do it before some dillweed does.
Oh man, I hate making threads. :x I've used the same birthday thread for fives years.

If that thread was a child, it would be able to outwit me. :(

[Pub Lover]

an an elder? That like an unvetted vet? :lol

Man I an a terrible person.

[that pic of my pants but not spoilered]

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It is Christmas eve here & I'll be as miserable as I want. >:

BTW Ghost, did you say you were bisexual? PLZ POST A PIC OF YOU IN YER UNDERPANTS PLZ! :)

I thought you must have at least seen the picture of me wearing nothing but a coffee mug?

No way, Cheers was way better than The Young Ones

Young Ones was way better than cheers :posh

[Aaarg]

Today I saw the license plate "MIJET" which I assume was supposed to mean "my jet" since it was on a sporty little BMW--but of course me and the rest of the world sees "midget."

[Tadao]

FUck the Vets, once the become vets they do nothing. Yeah I'm looking at you Esu!

[Tadao]

Lol I saw Midget right away.

[Pub Lover]

Lol, I despoiled a holiday classic with my boxered wang (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69698444) Merry cuntmass. Hahah I am so clever. I'm like 14 ior something skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeee

[Tadao]

(7:31:49 PM) KitsuneDS: dude what the fuck is your deal
(7:32:00 PM) KitsuneDS: I didn't even personally attack you man
(7:32:07 PM) KitsuneDS: you need to lay the fuck off, OK?
(7:32:13 PM) Tadao: OMG OMG ARE YOU HAWT!
(7:32:13 PM) kitsuneds is now known as KitsuneDS.

(7:32:22 PM) KitsuneDS: ?
(7:32:27 PM) KitsuneDS: no...?
(7:32:38 PM) Tadao: Your ugly then? Go awy ugly
(7:32:54 PM) KitsuneDS: look, why are you trolling me on mockery
(7:33:02 PM) KitsuneDS: what the fuck did i do to you?
(7:33:28 PM) Tadao: Take up your complaint with the fat ugly department. I only serve the hawt here.
(7:33:37 PM) KitsuneDS: no
(7:33:39 PM) KitsuneDS: actually
(7:33:45 PM) KitsuneDS: im going to keep talking to you
(7:33:52 PM) KitsuneDS: until we're friends :3

Blocked :x

[Pub Lover]

I thought you must have at least seen the picture of me wearing nothing but a coffee mug?

Coffee mugs are not the theme of the day. ;)

Also, that was SEXALICIOUS, SO MOAR PLZ



Young Ones was way better than cheers

I've seen more episodes of Cheers, but I remember more plots of Young Ones.

[Tadao]

No way dood, Woody lives forever while Neil and the gang do bit parts.

[Kitsa]

Young Ones was okay. I mean, Motorhead. MOTORHEAD.

My fave always has been, and always will be, Father Ted.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Coffee mugs are not the theme of the day. ;)

Also, that was SEXALICIOUS, SO MOAR PLZ


I'll see if I can find the one right after I got my chest tattoo done.


I've seen more episodes of Cheers, but I remember more plots of Young Ones.

No way dood, Woody lives forever while Neil and the gang do bit parts.


Rik Mayall got kinda fat for a while, but now he has a sweet mustache and goatee. I remember him rocking a spaniard now.

Sam the mailman didn't do anything.

I guess Frasier made the most out of his character and all.

[Tadao]

Nah, Woody went on to directing.

[Kitsa]

Sam the Mailman hosts a show in which he drives an RV from tourist trap to tourist trap and takes factory tours to teach us all how soup gets canned, and shit like that.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Nah, Woody went on to directing.

Anything good?

Sam the Mailman hosts a show in which he drives an RV from tourist trap to tourist trap and takes factory tours to teach us all how soup gets canned, and shit like that.

Awesome! Is it on the learning or discovery channel?

Also, does he wear his mailman garb? I kinda remember seeing him on this but very vaguely.

[Tadao]

You never saw that show? Travel Channel I think. All American bullshit though :(

[Tadao]

http://www.travelchannel.com/TV_Shows/Made_in_America

[Esuohlim]

Hey tadao stop being so mean to Kumsitucnaexus, or not, whatever, who cares

[Esuohlim]

Fuck y'all

[Tadao]

:p If he/she/fox was hawt I would have listened to it.

[DevilWearsPrada]

esuohlim is a stickler for internet trannies and anime/fur fags

[Colonel Flagg]

Sam the Mailman hosts a show in which he drives an RV from tourist trap to tourist trap and takes factory tours to teach us all how soup gets canned, and shit like that.

Yes, that show belongs on FOX or something, for all the flagwaving. I'm surprised they didn't get Bill O'Reilly or Sean Hannity to host it.

Ratzenberger was better as Cliffy, though. I miss Cheers. :(

[Tadao]

Hehe remember the Jeopardy episode, That was one of the bestest.

[Colonel Flagg]

My fave was when Cliffy's mom tried to adopt Woody. It worked as a drinking game - every time she said the word "hips" you'd down a shot. :inebriated

[Colonel Flagg]

Ooops. :troutslap

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

On the Young ones, I'm almost positive Vyvyan played the Burser (or some wizard) on the first Discworld game.

[Tadao]

I mean Neil :(

Nigel is the reader for the audiobook (http://discworld.wikia.com/index.php?title=Audiobook&action=edit&redlink=1) editions of many of Terry Pratchett (http://discworld.wikia.com/wiki/Terry_Pratchett)'s Discworld (http://discworld.wikia.com/wiki/Discworld) novels. He also appeared in the television adaptations of both Terry Pratchett's Hogfather (http://discworld.wikia.com/wiki/Terry_Pratchett%27s_Hogfather) and The Colour of Magic, as well as performing as a voice artist in the game Discworld Noir (http://discworld.wikia.com/wiki/Discworld_Noir). Discworld Audiobooks narrated by Nigel Planer include (with number in parentheses indicating order of the book in the Discworld series):

[DevilWearsPrada]

I win some kind of award

[Pub Lover]

DWP, have we seen yer picture yet? May I suggest you take one of you in yer underwear?

Unless ya're a girl, then nevermind. :x
I got about 70 bucks so far. Gonna buy some hella Discworld
Y'are such a nerdy fag. :rolleyes

[Tadao]

From the dirty things loveline post, I have a feeling it is considered kiddie porn.

[Esuohlim]

Y'are such a nerdy fag. :rolleyes

And? >:

What else am I going to buy some comic books or '80s action figures like 60% of the people on this site :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

- Ocarina of Time T-Shirt

:rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

[DevilWearsPrada]

From the dirty things loveline post, I have a feeling it is considered kiddie porn.

I was operating the photosensitive recorder

[Tadao]

Yeah but your crew is a little young unless you are the candy van man.

[DevilWearsPrada]

DWP, have we seen yer picture yet? May I suggest you take one of you in yer underwear?


http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=575192#post575192

I'm 17, they're all mostly 16

[Pub Lover]

Mister S, you are right. Everyone in this site is a lousy nerd. Begin the bannings.
lol ok!

You wouldn't know what to do with CiG if you had her. :rolleyes

[Tadao]

I'd smoke her.

[Guitar Woman]

CiG wanna /ss/

[Supafly345]

And? >:

What else am I going to buy some comic books or '80s action figures like 60% of the people on this site :rolleyesYou could fix your car or put in a killer sound system and flames on the side.

[bigtimecow]

so sup guys

it's mad late, watching dude wheres my car, nerding out on the laptops with sandra

:D

[bigtimecow]

MY TIMING FOR THIS THREAD NEEDS TO BE FIXED

FUCK YOU GUYS

merry christmas!

[liquidstatik]

..

[HickMan]

SUP DANNY

[Dixie]

What does /ss/ mean?
You guys know I'm retarded.

[Misdemonar]

SUPER SEX

[pac-man]

http://i38.tinypic.com/hwg377.jpg

[Kitsa]

club supersexe!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TncdhLGjFTE

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/serioushomos.jpg

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/emo_fat.jpg