I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Sethomas]

Evidently, you suck at being cruelly mean if its equivalent to being funny. You excel being idiotically stupid or dully prosaic.

[Pub Lover]

Great job guys! :)

Who let Prog Shooter in here? :(

[lunlun]

ohhh im now writing from my new pc and im so happy :)

its so damn fast and so pretty

ahhh sigh.. this is so nice..


nothing more to tell at the moment

[Pub Lover]

I'm for it if there is a hot asian with me 69ing in my face....
Fantastic, banned.
Finally. :)
...check out Pub Lover's chat room thread. Try to find a conversation not linked to him by at or under 2 degrees of seperation. And Pub, before you quote that bit and respond to it with ":( SUICIDE TIME :(", it is OKAY WITH ME that you do that in chat since that's what it's there for.
:lol

[Esuohlim]

You people this is not an actual chat room for god's sake seven force

[Chojin]

yeah it is

[Seven Force]

Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

[Pram Maven]

Great job guys! :)

Who let Prog Shooter in here? :(

I apologize for the insensitive comment and for entreating on your thread.

What I said was in reference to the end of the title of this thread, though. I was being facetious in that regard. Again, I'm sorry.

[Esuohlim]

yeah it is

request to boot op >:

[Seven Force]

yeah it is

What kind of sprinkler do you perfer Bart, the kind that goes like this "whoosh, whoosh". Or the kind that goes like this "pabapabapabapa-pssssh". Oh, and there's this kind "psssh-psssh-psssh".

[Esuohlim]

At the rate I post you'll run out of Milhouse quotes pretty fast.

[Esuohlim]

So Pub Lover how was your day :ROLLEYES

Seven Force let's take this to mock wars ok first one to make a thread there loses

[Esuohlim]

Did anyone watch the Super Bowl because I didn't. I didn't even watch the commercials but I'm sure some involved anthropomorphized animals saying "Wazzup!" for lol purposes for people with a generic sense of humor. :(

[Esuohlim]

Also did football have anything to do with it because from what I've been hearing for the last two days about "lol fedex" and "lol rolling stones are old" it didn't >:

[Pram Maven]

All I saw was the halftime show. The Rolling Stones looked wizened. I kept waiting for them to go back to their oxygen tanks for another breath of life :(

[MarioRPG]

The halftime show lacked something going wrong this year. I thought someone would've been choked by the tounge or something.

[maggiekarp]

The sound quality really went down during the half-time show (it was all quiet and fuzzy, and I've heard the joke that that's just the way the Rolling Stones sound all the time) where I am, so I guess that could count as something going wrong :/

[MarioRPG]

The sound quality really went down during the half-time show
I couldn't even hear the singing for the first 30 seconds or so.

[Sethomas]

I'm experimenting right now with not taking my meds to see if my sleeping habits get better. So far I'm amazed with the results. I'm just worried something bad might happen to my mind.

And the withdrawal symptoms are making me nauseated, but that should pass. At least I'm not hearing rustling metal from within my head.

[MarioRPG]

seth, did you stop taking your meds completley? I'm not sure that's wise, but hey, it's interesting to hear results regardless.

[Sethomas]

Yep. I'd experimented with waning down and rotating and such, but doing that I'd often go two or three nights without rest and then sleep for over a day to catch up. Yes, I plan on being very careful about this.

And for some reason I can't spell anymore.

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/buddha.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/sam.gif

[Esuohlim]

We're almost at 15000 for this thread. :(

OK remember the deal you guys let me get it since I got 5000 and 10000 ok don't be dipshits here >:

[MarioRPG]

Only 997 to go.

[xbxDaniel]

996! >:

[Esuohlim]

No guys don't, because you'll get Pub Lover started and he'll go all the way and we can't let him waste his life like this again. :(

[MarioRPG]

Except Pub doesn't consider it a waste. :/

[xbxDaniel]

I didn't know...I didn't know.

[MarioRPG]

I didn't know...I didn't know.
Knowing is half the battle
:/

[Emu]

Apparently the girls from Pufi Ami Yumi are like thirty years old.

[executioneer]

lol i changed the topic to be INFLAMMATORY :lol

[ScruU2wice]

Apparently the girls from Pufi Ami Yumi are like thirty years old.

Demetris Martin plays like an intern for the Daily Show and he's 32 :O

[Esuohlim]

Andy Milonaksilis is like 30.

[Esuohlim]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1429102/

That fat sack ruined MTV but that's like saying vomit is ruined by pouring ketchup on it. :(

I suck at analogies w/e >:

[ScruU2wice]

I made many threads about how much I don't like the andy milonakis show because it falls into a very narrow margin of shows that aren't bad enough to be funny about being bad but not good enough to be good. I wasn't ever quite sure it was good because it was funny in a bad way but I guess I never put in the effort to find out.

[Seven Force]

How could you not like "Dirt Lamb"?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/20613130891.jpg

I think you're kinda jealous that ArrowX made a decent living off of being fat and moronic.

[Seven Force]

I will now stand by silently and wait for a response from ArrowX.

:)

[Marc Summers]

I just found out that a guy got shot in his apartment yesterday (5 times is the rumor) at around 1 am and it's although it's a block away from me, it's still pretty creepy that it was that close :(

[Jixby Phillips]

I like andy milinokis, and i have very good taste in things, so you are all wrong probably.

[Esuohlim]

I swear to God if I hear "I've always dreamed of meeting a woman with six penises" on TV again I'm going to crash a plane into Comedy Central headquarters. >:

Which I already promised when George Carlin didn't get #1 on 100 Greatest Standups so now I owe them two. >:

[liquidstatik]

oh man i really like A&W cream soda!

[Rongi]

guys was waiting a good movie

[xbxDaniel]

I didn't like it.

[Fathom Zero]

Andy Milonakis is, I believe, 27.
Just bought the Dawn of The Dead soundtrack over Amazon.

[GADZOOKS]

on the movie WAITING:

Ryan Reynolds is the Ferris Buellet of the 2000's! ~ Gene Shalit

Of course Gene Shalit is a big anime fan.

[Jeff The Ninja]

I know I said this before but....



I got Huge man tits. :boob :boob

[GADZOOKS]

I don't know what you said Jeff The Ninja but SHUTUUUPP.

[Esuohlim]

guys was waiting a good movie

I thought it was funny, and I'd see it again one day.

[Lingering Haze]

Hatebreed is a pretty good band. But what they hell genre are they?

[Big Papa Goat]

aren't hatebreed a faggy metalcore band

[Lingering Haze]

Yes they are.... if by faggy metalcore band you mean awesome band.

[Seven Force]

I'm pretty sure he meant faggy metalcore.

Where the hell is Pub? :(

[GADZOOKS]

I rather not see his disgusting avatar for a few pages.

[MetalMilitia]

I went to my first strip club last night and it was pretty much awsome

[MetalMilitia]

but a bit rubbish because you dont get sex at the end of all the nudity

[camacazio]

Strip clubs aren't that exciting.

[Supafly345]

That wasn't a strip club.

[sadie]

but a bit rubbish because you dont get sex at the end of all the nudity

what bullshit. don't even claim to love your girlfriend and espouse this opinion.

[MetalMilitia]

All I ment was that watching almost completly bollock naked ladies girating around a pole for about 2 hours gets you pretty hot under the collar.

[Seven Force]

Shit, Metal, there's always the restroom if you want a release. :rolleyes

[MetalMilitia]

dont be vulgar

[MarioRPG]

dont be vulgar
You're the one talking about a strip club.

[Supafly345]

"Teh unboring"

[MarioRPG]

"Teh unboring"
Ok guys, I get it. Teh Unboring was a bad thing to put in my sig. That's why it's 3 years old. I'm working on another one. :/

[Esuohlim]

Make it "ALL UR BASE R BELOG TO US" ok mariorpg?

[The Retro Kat]

PLANTERS PENUTZ R 4 GHEYS

[Esuohlim]

Hey Emu how far are you along on the Zappa catalogue? I'm up to 38 albums :(

[Rongi]

38 albums? fuck you man gimme some >:

[Esuohlim]

I'm broke here now bud but totally worth it :picklehat

[Emu]

let me see if i can remember which ones i have

sheik yerbouti
zappa in new york
playground psychotics
zoot allures
weasels ripped my flesh
them or us
we're only in it for the money
freak out!
uncle meat
guitar
frank zappa meets the mothers of prevention

and i HAD Apostrophe and Broadway the Hard Way and I FUCKING LOST THEM BOTH AT SCHOOL :explode

edit: i also have Hot Rats and a few others, but they're ones I downloaded :<

[Esuohlim]

I need to take a break from him for a while and try out some new shit. :(

I'm starting to get a little interested in Pink Floyd so I'll pick up Dark Side of the Moon when I get some more cash my way. :(

I also bought an XTC album a month ago but no one's heard of them >:

[Esuohlim]

http://pbskids.org/lions/words/images/breakfast.gif

[Seven Force]

How are you, Esuohlim?

[Emu]

Dark Side of the Moon is pretty sweet, but get Animals too :o

I like Pink Floyd but I get sad when I listen to them. :(

[Guitar Woman]

http://pbskids.org/lions/words/images/breakfast.gif
that's really unsettling :(

And I wouldn't reccomend dark side of the moon unless you want to be really, really depressed about your entire life.

[Esuohlim]

I thought about Dark Side of the Moon first because that's usually what people start out with :/ I hear Money on the radio once in a while and I dig it. :(

Seven Force today I appreciated the fact that I don't have ANY lazy eyes but I wear red-framed glasses anyway and got the girl but wtf now she goes to Catholic school and I can't see her anymore but I saw her one last time and I spent my whole allowance on a huge tub of gummy worms anyway how r u

[Seven Force]

I'm doing ok. I'm looking for a new job, but that's about it.

[Esuohlim]

BTW Guitar Woman congratulations I realized today that when I laughed at like three of your posts that I don't hate you and when Esuohlim doesn't hate you anymore it is like the best award of your life so it's all downhill from here now :(

Seven Force you're getting there too but stop being as mundane as SA people and you'll be on the right track.

I'm just as important around here as Pub Lover guys, remember this

[Guitar Woman]

Which posts were they ;<

[executioneer]

i have heard of xtc you jerk

[executioneer]

we're only making plans for nigel >:

[executioneer]

snipping snipping snipping goes the scissor man :eek

[executioneer]

of course i only know them because primus covered them but still :(

[ziggytrix]

Dark Side of the Moon, originally released in 1973, is one of those albums that is discovered anew by each generation of rock listeners. This complex, often psychedelic music works very well because Pink Floyd doesn't rush anything; the songs are mainly slow to mid-tempo, with attention paid throughout to musical texture and mood. The sound effects on songs like "On the Run," "Time" and especially "Money" (with sampled sounds of clinking coins and cash registers turned into rhythmic accompaniment) are impressive, especially when we remember that 1973 was before the advent of digital recording techniques. This is probably Pink Floyd's best-known work, and it's an excellent place to start if you're new to the band. --Genevieve Williams

Plus, you can sync it up to The Wizard of Oz (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Side_of_the_Rainbow), and it's got a really wild synchronicity.

[Guitar Woman]

That's insane :eek

[camacazio]

My mom tried it, said it didn't work. There were just a couple of coincedences.

[Esuohlim]

of course i only know them because primus covered them but still :(

Drums & Wires has those songs and that's all I have so far! BTW I'm thinking I should check out Primus too. :(

All the money that I used to spend on TV DVDs is going towards CDs I have no space for :(

[camacazio]

MY MOM WAS AROUND WHEN IT WAS COOL SO THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT HER UP OK GUYS I'M NOT A MOMMA'S BOY WE JUST TALK SOMETIMES

[sadie]

we have everything pink floyd. :)

[Sethomas]

I did the Dark Side of the Rainbow thing once. It was trippy, but would have been better if I were on drugs, I'm sure.

[xbxDaniel]

I just got my Pink Floyd album in the mail today.

[Pram Maven]

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Original_Photo/2005/07/25/1122296122_1742-1.jpg
They've still got it.

[Emu]

Sam Goody had a reggae version of DSotM that I wanted to buy :(

[MetalMilitia]

I haven't posted in here for a while, so I thought i'd better check in so you all know i'm OK. :)

[Pram Maven]

I'm OK
You're OK

[camacazio]

Army of Darkness is on TV.

[Chojin]

http://www.thenoseonyourface.com/the_nose_on_your_face/images/deadchicken.jpg

[Emu]

I picked up Jazz from Hell earlier, and I don't know if I like it. I can't get into the synclavier (or w/e) music. It's basically the same as Mothers of Prevention. >:

[MetalMilitia]

Everyone head over to the internet forum and see the video I posted! >:

I wish I had kids so I could scare them with things on the internet :(

[xbxDaniel]

Metal Militia, you brought up some horrible memories for me.
I hope you're happy. >:

[MarioRPG]

I hope you're happy. >:
I'm sure he is.

[Rongi]

i used to listen to pink floyd quite a bit, now i cant get into it anymore. i used to rave about animals, but when i listened to it a few days ago i was just bored

milhouse you should check out Bowie next

[Emu]

i used to listen to pink floyd quite a bit, now i cant get into it anymore. i used to rave about animals, but when i listened to it a few days ago i was just bored

milhouse you should check out Bowie next

Yeah, that's exactly how I am. I think Pink Floyd is only really enjoyable if you're really depressed or if it's a warm summer night and you're sitting in a basement, drunk.

[sadie]

listen to the early recordings.

[GADZOOKS]

I like Zappa but Jazz from Hell is horrible.

[bigtimecow]

i want to fly like an eagle
off of a cliff and into a parked buick :(

[lunlun]

hello there :)

i dont know much about pink floyd but i wanted to comment on sth

[Womti]

i want to fly like an eagle
off of a cliff and into a parked buick :(

I want to fly like an eagle
straight into a tree :tear

[sadie]

what is sth?

[Sethomas]

It's almost "seth". :(

[Esuohlim]

I almost like Jazz From Hell, and every time I listen to it I like it a little more, but that 7-minute track of NOISE ruins it for me every time >:

[Emu]

We found a joint under the driver's seat in the Datsun we bought.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/roach.jpg

The thing is probably 20+ years old.

Edit: Also, check out the sw33t battle scar on my thumb. >:

Edit 2: I wish I had thought to post it on Scarmageddon before it healed. :(

[MarioRPG]

Woah, that looks like a piece of wood almost.

So who tried to smoke it? :/

[Emu]

Nobody, apparently.

[Lingering Haze]

So... are you gonna just bogart that or what?

[xbxDaniel]

I found some weed in the parking lot at a Target once. Then some security guards came up to me while I had it in my hand.

[EisigerBiskuit]

and you all hung out right?

[Esuohlim]

I think I need to pull a Willie and quit the Internet for a while because I had an I-Mock dream last night >:

GADZOOKS stole my copy of Jazz From Hell >:

Then Sam and I got stuck out in the middle of a haunted lagoon at like 2am >:

I didn't even get to have sex with GW >:

[MetalMilitia]

pull a Willie

:eek gay

[Seven Force]

I too had an I-Mock dream last night! :eek Although mine was a hell of a lot weirder. I'll only share though if anyone's actually interested.

[Chojin]

i'm sure dale would like to know in a pm

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/error.png

[Chojin]

shit, i was gonna do it ;<

http://zanyvgquotes.com/mortalkombat/mk-fatality.png

[Guitar Woman]

Hi everybody!

[Guitar Woman]

oh snap, only 8 posts until number 2000 :eek

[Guitar Woman]

woah they guy sitting next to me is searching for pr0n on the internets :eek

[Guitar Woman]

also he smells like p00p :eek

[Pub Lover]

Who let Prog Shooter in here?
Please kill yourself as soon as possible.
Dude, that's not very nice. Seriously, do you take no concern over how your words will effect people?

I wasn't happy about you posting in my thread, but now I'm just hurt. Can't you take a little joke? Do you have to go all mean & harsh & actually wish death on someone?

You have issues, & I hope you can get over them & go on to live a happy life.

P.S. Incase you missed where I announced it to the rest of the board, I have terminal cancer & only have nine months at most to live. Already the pain is severe enough that I contemplate suicide being a good idea instead of going on. Please think before you post.I'm really sorry.

I had no idea that you had cancer. It runs in my family and I just lost my uncle to it. My dad took it hard, and I've just been kind of numb since June, when my uncle died.

I used to date a girl whose sister had leukemia. Half of my customers at work smoke. It makes me really sad to know that I'm selling death to people, eighteen years of age and older. I smoked too, at one point, but I have enough things wrong with me, so I stopped.

Please don't actually consider suicide? Please? I used to be a suicide prevention counselor on a lynx-based Channel One chatroom , I'm here for you if you need to talk. I'm depressed myself, and every day is a struggle, and I don't know what to do anymore. I absolutely hate how selfish this country has gotten, and I can't seem to ever meet anyone who is real enough to have a converasation with, muchless marry and have children with. I have some mood stuff up here and there if you would like to listen to it; it's sort of negative music, but maybe if will help you feel better in some way. Thank you for waking me up.
*weak smile*
Either he's called my bluff like a master, or I've gone too far again.
Fuck, this would almost be funny if I didn't feel like such an ass.
Yeah, so I'm gonna take a few days off.
Days like this make me regret that I begged to be unbanned.
Well... Sorry.
& now I'm kinda back.

I guess I missed you guys.

[Pram Maven]

*feeling kinda raped* :/

[lunlun]

what is sth?

i thought "sth" means "something"

sorry iif i was wrong


the joint is incredible

i would sell it on ebay

[lunlun]

hmm
if prog shooter was serious in his mail i dont think its ok that you post it official

or did i miss something?

[Guitar Woman]

I had an I-Mock dream last night >:
I've been having those more and more frequently lately :(

In the scariest I killed BAPE with an arrow because he was being a prick to me and Michael J. Fox was my lawyer :(

I got the death sentence because he was a shitty lawyer >:

[xbxDaniel]

I can't find my Pink Panther movies.

[Seven Force]

Great, Pub's back. :)

[Esuohlim]

OH REJOICE http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eyes.gifhttp://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eyes.gifhttp://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eyes.gif

[Womti]

i'm sure dale would like to know in a pm

not really. >:

[Guitar Woman]

Thats not nice at all dale!

Milhouse I would love to hear about your I-mock dream in a pm so tell me right away!

[Moobs]

I don't get PMs :(

I obviously haven't pissed you off dale, well
YOUR A CUNT :)

[Womti]

guitar woman, if you read some other threads I have posted in, you would understand that chojin was making fun of me. unless you already knew that and were trying to be mean. >:

[Guitar Woman]

The second one.
Because you deserve it. >:

[Chojin]

I told Pub that if he had been proud of that instead of ashamed that he'd have what it takes to be a VET. I laughed myself sick at that pm :<

[Sam]

I think I need to pull a Willie and quit the Internet for a while because I had an I-Mock dream last night >:

GADZOOKS stole my copy of Jazz From Hell >:

Then Sam and I got stuck out in the middle of a haunted lagoon at like 2am >:

I didn't even get to have sex with GW >:

I think out of any kind of I-Mockery dream you could have, that is the one with the most potential to become reality!!! :eek

[camacazio]

I'm tired of doing homework.

[Moobs]

I'm tired, I need to start sleeping :(

[Esuohlim]

I think out of any kind of I-Mockery dream you could have, that is the one with the most potential to become reality!!! :eek

GADZOOKS has to tell us that it's haunted first or else we wouldn't feel adventurous in the first place. :(

Also we have to push Retro Kat out of the way as we're walking down a dark hallway in the second floor of an abandoned college dormitory.

The cover of the album GADZOOKS stole from me was so blurred that Frank Zappa looked like Jon Lovitz. :(

And that's all I remember really.

[Seven Force]

Geez Esuolim even I fucked GW in a dream but it was before I knew what she looked like so I was probably fucking someone else on the board.

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/stupid.png

[GADZOOKS]

Milhouse I would be doing you a favor if I stole Jazz From Hell.

I never had an I-mockery dream thank god, but I did have a dream I did a radio show with Mr. Adventure and I spent the next morning looking for it on my computer.

[GADZOOKS]

And why am I always the damn Villian.

Is it because I think Guitar Woman is a humorless shill? AT LEAST IM BEING HONEST ABOUT IT.

[Sam]

Milhouse I would be doing you a favor if I stole Jazz From Hell.

And why am I always the damn Villian.

SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU ARE THE HERO!

[Guitar Woman]

hey sam will you be my valentine <3

[Pram Maven]

I laughed myself sick at that pm :<

Yeah, 'cause people slowly and painfully dying from cancer is FUNNY!
>:

I bet that, if MLE died from food poisoning one night, you couldn't wait to photoshop her kicking her own head through goal posts that look like a dinner fork with only the end prongs on it, and a tossed salad with death puke in it on the table/field as defense, later emailing the pictures to her family as an electronic greeting card with the caption, "I'm sorry your daughter's dead, but look at her KICK HER DEAD HEAD!"

Have a heart, man. A member of my family died, and you're LAUGHING about it. What's wrong with you. The god of the White Russians you drink would not be pleased.

[glowbelly]

this has that one kid whose father died that chojin relentlessly teased written all over it.

[Emu]

I liked your post better before you edited it, Prog/Nose/Mung/whatever your name is now

[Pram Maven]

Edited? What did I change? I dont' remember :(

I'm just Pram now.

[Emu]

Guys I think I want the license plates on my Datsun to read "Anime Smasher" is that too many letters

[Pram Maven]

I'm afraid it is, Emu.
http://www.tailofthedragon.com/slayers/license/lmfao.jpg

You could still get a rad bumper sticker that says that, though.
http://www.gearbits.com/images/1103453831Pic354_18Dec04.jpg

Or maybe the frames that go around the plates.
http://images.oldglory.com/product/016769BKLFc.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

Hey what are we gonna do when this thread hits page 666 :eek

[Sethomas]

I don't know about you, but I'll do as always. That is, ROCK AND ROLL.

[Pram Maven]

We'll go tohttp://www.mydisneycollection.com/books/1964_disneyland.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

I don't know about you, but I'll do as always. That is, ROCK AND ROLL.
Yeah I bet you're gonna play a led zepplin song backwards you satanic fuck

[Esuohlim]

POST PICTURES OF THE DEVIL :eek

http://www.freewebs.com/openwound/fatDevil.jpg

:fireandbrimstone

[Guitar Woman]

not yet we're like a hundred pages away from page 666

[MarioRPG]

Hey what are we gonna do when this thread hits page 666 :eek
Probably judt keep mindlessly talking. :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

judt

[Esuohlim]

not yet we're like a hundred pages away from page 666

Yeah but it's Valentine's Day so if Pub Lover was here we'd be there by now. :(

[lunlun]

hi Esu

[Pram Maven]

POST PICTURES OF THE DEVIL

http://wirelessdigest.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/paris_hilton.jpg

[MarioRPG]

judt
Me = "owned" :(

[Guitar Woman]

holy shit you guys

[Guitar Woman]

Esuohlim = Milhouse only backwards holy shit

[Esuohlim]

http://academics.georgiasouthern.edu/etd/images/word_page_break.gif

[Esuohlim]

hi Esu

THERE'S A MOCK WARS THREAD FOR THIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOR >:

[Guitar Woman]

it's called lets play duck duck goose by shyandquietguy

I'm going to go bring that thread back right now :(

[Pram Maven]

Esuohlim = Milhouse only backwards holy shit

I just figured that out yesterday! It's GENIUS!

[Guitar Woman]

hey guys i hope this is ok but i like Ranma 1/2

[executioneer]

as long as you only like it 1/2 i'm fine with it :lol

[Guitar Woman]

hey willie you should watch bobobo bo bo bobobo it's like an insult to all anime ever created :lol

[executioneer]

i don't really watch tv that much :x

[Womti]

gw, if you're not into anime, then that's a pretty dumb thing to say. anime fan.

[executioneer]

don't tell anyone but i used to be able to tolerate anime :x

[Guitar Woman]

what's a dumb thing to say, that I like Ranma 1/2?

[Womti]

hey willie you should watch bobobo bo bo bobobo it's like an insult to all anime ever created :lol

if you dont like anime, then why should you care that anything is an insult to it?

[executioneer]

notice: :lol emoticon sometimes indicates lack of being serious

[Womti]

:lol

[MetalMilitia]

Geez Esuolim even I fucked GW in a dream but it was before I knew what she looked like

Well lets face it you're not going to dream about it after you've seen what she looks like

[Guitar Woman]

hey willie you should watch bobobo bo bo bobobo it's like an insult to all anime ever created :lol

if you dont like anime, then why should you care that anything is an insult to it?
you're still not making any sense at all, jesus christ shut the hell up

[Guitar Woman]

if i had said "hey willie don't watch bobobo bo bo bobobo it's like an insult to all anime ever created" and used a >: emoticon at the end then I think i see where you're coming from, but the fact is that i didn't so shut up you idiot

[Womti]

get some brain cells you mindless spaz; you get mad all the time and it makes you look stupid. :/

[Guitar Woman]

oh i've got brain cells, i got your damn brain cells right fucking HERE >: (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=389612#389612)

RAWR

[Womti]

oh NO :eek

[Sam]

hey sam will you be my valentine <3

I'M JUST POSTING THIS TO MAKE SURE THAT SEVEN FORCE AND ESUOHLIM SEE IT AND GET JEALOUS

BUT IF YOU WANT TO BE MY VALENTINE GUITAR WOMAN, YOU MUST DEFEAT BOTH NOTHING4BUDDHA AND COMMRADE ROCKET IN THE HELL IN A CELL MATCH! :eek

[nothing4buddha]

FUCK YOU SAM, WE'RE THROUGH

[Chojin]

PRAM MAVEN I AM GLAD THAT YOUR FAMILY IS DEAD

I BET YOUR POSTS GAVE THEM THEIR TERMINAL CANCER

WHICH ENDED THEIR LIFE

AND CAUSED THEM TO DIE

YOU MUST STOP POSTING BEFORE IT SPREADS TO THE REST OF US

I'M COUNTING ON YOU



BREAKING CONTACT

[Moobs]

Cancer doesn't sound nice.

Can I be scared now? :(

[camacazio]

NO, NO YOU CAN'T. YOU CAN NEVER BE SCARED. I WON'T LET YOU WUSS OUT ON US NOW. YOU FUCKING CUNT.

[Moobs]

I know you'll let me wuss out, I fucking know it

And knowing is half the battle >:

[Guitar Woman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/I-Mock%20crap/lol.gif

[Guitar Woman]

chojin you need to delete moob's post he didn't do the page break right

[Marc Summers]

Come on, guys :rolleyes

Yesterday was v-day, man...
C to the H to the ILLin'
what I'm talkin' 'bout

Oh how do you like my new avatar by the way I think it perfectly captures the essence of society as a whole

[lunlun]

its scary :(

[MetalMilitia]

Im in austria right now for my grandfather's funeral. It's a bit sad because although I never knew him well, I am staying in his old flat and there are alot of old pictures of me as a small child with him and its brining back alot of memories seeing this place again. :(

Luckily I have managed to steal a negbour's wireless Internet, but its a really weak signal and only works if I hold my laptop in the air near the window.

[camacazio]

Focusing on what counts; posting on I-mock. Thank god we have these continual life updates. Truly wireless internet is the greatest achievement of man.

[lunlun]

im very sad for you metal melitia

on the other hand i really have to laugh that writing at this forum seems to be so important to you

[Esuohlim]

FUCK YOU SAM, WE'RE THROUGH

Hooray :(

[ItalianStereotype]

lunlun, I hope to watch the news one day and find that you've been in a car accident.

I'm sure you won't be riding in a car when it happens though. you'll be waddling across the Autobahn and cars will careen off of your bloated form, causing a massive pile up and killing hundreds.

[Guitar Woman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/I-Mock%20crap/lol2.gif

[MarioRPG]

I'm sure you won't be riding in a car when it happens though. you'll be waddling across the Autobahn and cars will careen off of bloated form, causing a massive pile up and killing hundreds.
Sauerkraut would be splattered everywhere. :/

[lunlun]

Sauerkraut would be splattered everywhere. :/


hehehe this is a really funny thought :)

[ItalianStereotype]

good lord, I hope you die.

[lunlun]

you know
in some way you are getting boring

[ItalianStereotype]

will that make you leave?

or better yet, die in a horribly pornographic way?

[Marc Summers]

maybe it'll involve the fucking machine ;D

[MarioRPG]

maybe it'll involve the fucking machine ;D

The Fucks Per Minute would be too many for anyone to handle.

[Sam]

FUCK YOU SAM, WE'RE THROUGH

Hooray :(


>:

[Seven Force]

Jesus Christ this page is hilairious.

Sorry about your loss MM. :(

[Esuohlim]

>:

J/K I guess :(

[Pub Lover]

Hey Guys.

Instead of posting I've taken to reading old chatlogs. Apparently, the very first time Chojin IMed me, back in January '03, he called me creepy & then gave me a link to furry porn. :(

Carry on with what you were saying.

[xbxDaniel]

The first person from I-mock who IMed me called me a fag and told me he was going to get me banned from I-mockery. I have yet to get COV, too. Money's tight.

[camacazio]

People sometimes IM me and then give up trying after a few IMs.

[Guitar Woman]

another page lives and dies :(

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.wilson-brothers.com/luke/photos/interviews/conan01/luke-wilson-017.jpg

[ItalianStereotype]

The first person from I-mock who IMed me called me a fag and told me he was going to get me banned from I-mockery. I have yet to get COV, too. Money's tight.

well good, we don't really want you on cov.

[lunlun]

noboy is interested in the forum event :(

[Guitar Woman]

that's cuz the last one turned out so fucking crappy >:

[lunlun]

this time it starts crappy

c'mon guys

[Esuohlim]

wanna chat?

[lunlun]

of course

join my aim

:P

[Esuohlim]

Pfft.

[lunlun]

Esu.. im waiting ;)

[MarioRPG]

Don't hold you breath

[lunlun]

no need to .. got another partner for chatting.. quite amusing with him :)

*twinkle at PubLover*

[Esuohlim]

Pub Lover you depress me :(

[Esuohlim]

lunlun is fat and is from Germany so probably likes poop, come on :(

[lunlun]

in fact he depresses me too


he an ARSE .. iHATE YOU WHORHOUSE LOVER!

[lunlun]

*starts to cry*

[xbxDaniel]

So sad.

[ItalianStereotype]

ha ha ha, delicious

[lunlun]

hehe ok italien sterotype made me laugh again :)

[Guitar Woman]

hey lunlun you're a jerk >:

[lunlun]

and you are SO mean to me i dont even know how to defend myself

[Guitar Woman]

thats fucking right you pussy

[Chojin]

hey now dago i like xbxMCj

[ItalianStereotype]

why

[Chojin]

he's witty

it's just his name that's dumb

[Pub Lover]

How about giving him a new name?

Take submissions for it.

It could be a Forum Event.

[ItalianStereotype]

maybe we're looking at different people.

[Sethomas]

My German skills aren't what they should be, but Lunlun asked me if I like anal sex. :(

[Rongi]

i know this was like several pages ago, but the only song on Jazz From Hell that's good is St. Etnnies. That song is bliss

[Emu]

agree