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Immortal Goat
Nov 6th, 2004, 12:36 AM
Fucking dumbass. You don't know when to shut the fuck up. Well, in that case, I am going to take away the thing you desire most. A decent argument. I will not grace you with my responses anymore. This is the last one towards you, asswipe. Go ahead. Say something unoriginal, unfunny, and counterproductive to whatever it is you are trying to prove. You want to be the best mocker? Don't add me to your list of victims. You in no way bested me. You may get the last word, and I hope it makes you feel fulfilled. Shallow ass motherfucker.

Anonymous
Nov 6th, 2004, 12:40 AM
Sheesh, you're so emotional...

sadie
Nov 6th, 2004, 01:56 AM
omg. i just lmao.

MetalMilitia
Nov 6th, 2004, 07:56 AM
That was a pretty funny argument. especially the part about his friends dieing.

WTF
Nov 6th, 2004, 09:03 AM
Yip, Metal, although I hate to agree with you as a matter of principal, you are correct this time. It was bloody hilarous. When I read that, this strange funny mental image just popped into my head.

I was "seeing" Immortal Goat saying goodbye to his best friends - beerhugs and all - and was wondering if he did the old: "Look after yourself my friends, come back alive and not in the newspaper please?" And they go: "We will look after ourselves, don't worry Goat" and they all have a giggle about his funky crack regarding "not coming back in an newspaper" - thing.

Then a month later Immortal Goat picks up the newspaper and on the front page saw what bloody lairs his best friends really were.

Hilarous to say the least. :)

GADZOOKS
Nov 6th, 2004, 11:57 AM
Maybe you should go on vacation for a while and practice a little in the insult department.

Well The Jerk Store called...:lol

ScruU2wice
Nov 6th, 2004, 02:19 PM
I don't feel like reading it tell someone tells me it's worth reading..

Matt Harty
Nov 6th, 2004, 02:42 PM
immortal goat is a pussy lol anyways back to talking about jobs

liquidstatik
Nov 6th, 2004, 02:50 PM
omg my mean manager Amanda might get demoted back to crew. Because she's a bitch and everyone knows it. And like.. if we're short on crew members, the managers are suppose to help. But instead, she just sits on her ass and eats. :(

ScruU2wice
Nov 6th, 2004, 03:45 PM
kill her

remember you can getaway with murder in this thread...

executioneer
Nov 7th, 2004, 06:07 PM
GUYS YOU CANT FIGHT IN HERE THIS IS THE WAR ROOM

liquidstatik
Nov 7th, 2004, 08:45 PM
I missed the old version of this thread..

Yeah, me too. :(

Anonymous
Nov 7th, 2004, 09:44 PM
[quote:837a7263c5="Mad Max"][quote:837a7263c5="Mad Max"][quote:837a7263c5="Mad Max"][quote:837a7263c5="Mad Max"][quote:837a7263c5="Mad Max"][quote:837a7263c5="Mad Max"][quote:837a7263c5="Mad Max"][quote:837a7263c5="Mad Max"][quote:837a7263c5="Mad Max"][quote:837a7263c5="Mad Max"][quote:837a7263c5="Mad Max"]This thread should've been deleted. >:

Oh well.

You're all fucktards. :lol

[center:837a7263c5]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]ZING![/center:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]ZING FUCKTARDS ZING![/center:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]ZING ZING ZING ZING FUCKTARDS FUCKTARDS ZING ZING ZING![/center:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]YOU FUCKTARDS WERE RIGHT, THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER! I'M NEVER LEAVING! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol [/center:837a7263c5][/quote:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]ZING! FUCKTARDS ZING! :lol [/center:837a7263c5][/quote:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]I WASN'T BEING SERIOUS YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD! :lol [/center:837a7263c5][/quote:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]HEY IS THAT THREAD THAT WAS STARTED A LONG TIME AGO AND GOT REALLY LARGE AND THEN IT GOT TAKEN OFF FOR AWHILE BECAUSE OF SOMETHING LIQUID SAID AND THEN IT WASN'T THERE AND MATT TRIED TO MAKE ANOTHER LIKE IT, BUT I TOOK IT OVER AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED, BUT THEN CHOJIN BROUGHT BACK THIS THREAD AND EVERYONE GOT ALL EXCITED AND JIZZED ALL OVER THEMSELVES BECAUSE IT GAVE THEIR LIVES PURPOSE AGAIN? BECAUSE I HEARD ABOUT THIS THREAD.[/center:837a7263c5][/quote:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]THE TERM FAGGOT IS CONSIDERED HATE SPEECH MILHOUSE! I'M SURPRISED YOU WOULD USE SUCH A TERM! YOU HAVE PROBABLY OFFENDED SEVERAL IF NOT ALL YOUR FELLOW MOCKERS! I URGE YOU TO MAKE A FORMAL APOLOGY NOW! >: [/center:837a7263c5][/quote:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THE TERM FUCKTARD GOT CHANGED TO TOOTYFRUITY AND IT MADE ALL MY POSTS LOOK ALL WEIRD? AND THEN THE TERM CUNT WAS CHANGED TO SOMETHING, I CAN'T REMEMBER RIGHT NOW, IT WAS SO LONG AGO. BUT EVENTUALLY LIKE ALL THE SWEAR WORDS GOT CHANGED AND IT WAS TOTALLY WACKY. AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND THEN IT WAS CHANGED BACK TO NORMAL AND THEN I CAME BACK MADE ANOTHER FUCKTARD THREAD? YOU REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE I DON'T. ON A RELATED NOTE YOU SAID APOLOGIES WERE FOR FAGS THAT DIDN'T WANT TO FIGHT. SO WERE YOU CALLING FATHER SPAZ A FAG, BECAUSE HE MADE THAT POST WHERE HE APOLOGIZED, AND EVERYONE MADE HIM CRY AND STUFF? HEY HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THIS THREAD WILL GO ON FOR?[/center:837a7263c5][/quote:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE REEEEEEEALLLLLYY REEEEEEEAAAALLLY BIG FUCKTARD THREAD I MADE IN GENERAL BLABBER LIKE 20 PAGES LONG (BACK IN THOSE DAYS YOU COULD REALLY "GET AWAY WITH MURDER" AM I RIGHT? LOL) ANYWAY IT BASICALLY CAME DOWN BETWEEN ME AND YOU AND YOU ENDED UP GETTING ALL PISSED OFF AT ME AND SAID YOU'D NEVER POST IN ANY OF MY THREADS AGAIN BUT THEN LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER YOU DID, BECAUSE I MADE ANOTHER THREAD AND YOU GOT ALL PISSED OFF THAT PEOPLE WERE POSTING IN IT, SO YOU TOLD THEM TO STOP. AND THEN YOU SAID YOU REEEEEAAAAAALLLYYY REEEEEAAAAALYYY WEREN'T GOING TO POST IN A MAD MAX THREAD AGAIN AND YOU DIDN'T FOR A LONG TIME, BUT THEN I MADE A THREAD ON MUBERT TO GET HIM BANNED AND THEN YOU POSTED IN IT. YOU LIKE BROKE YOUR VOW FOR THE 3RD TIME AND THEN I GUESS YOU JUST DIDN'T CARE SO YOU POSTED IN THE TERRA APPRECIATION THREAD. HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF? SO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO POST ANYMORE PICTURES OF SEINFIELD CHARACTERS BECAUSE I KNOW I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT, JUST LIKE YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF FUCKTARD. AM I RIGHT? LOL HEY WOULDN'T IT BE REEEEEAAAAAALLLYY REEEEEEAAAAALLLYY GREAT IF THIS THREAD REACHED PAGE 300 :rolleyes HAHAHA THAT'S LIKE YOUR MR. SARCASTIC CHARACTER! REMEMBER THAT CHARACTER? YOU REEEEEAAAAALLLLY REEEEEEEAAAAALLLYY SHOULD USE THAT CHARACTER MORE OFTEN. OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:837a7263c5][/quote:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]HEY DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME JAMES POSTED THAT LAME ASS THING IN THE LOVELINE FORUM AND EVERYONE CALLED HIM A DESPARATE DIPSHIT FOR PINNING OVER SOME INTERNET CHICK? BOY THAT WAS FUNNY WASN'T IT? OR HOW ABOUT THE TIME CARNIVORE MADE THAT THREAD COMPARING I-MOCKERY TO LORD OF THE RINGS AND SAID THAT IT HAD BEEN OVERRUN WITH ORC SCUM AND THAT ALL THE VETS NEEDED TO BAND TOGETHER, AND THEN I SAID I MUST BE SAURON AND THEN I PROCEEDED TO RUIN THE THREAD AND HAD ANOTHER BIG FIGHT WITH SETHOMAS AND THEN CARNIVORE COMPARED HIM TO ARAGORN. THEN SOME NOOB DUG UP HIS SUICIDE THREAD AND THEN I MADE FUN OF IT AND HE GOT REALLY PISSED OFF AND REALLY WENT OFF ON ME AND I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING ABOUT IT? OR HOW ABOUT THAT TIME MILHOUSE AND RETRO GOT IN THAT REALLY REALLY BIG MOCK WAR FIGHT AND THEY POSTED PICTURES ABOUT EACH OTHER. HAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS CLASSIC AM I RIGHT GUYS? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN I FIRST POSTED AND I MADE THAT UP THAT STORY ABOUT NAZI SMURFS? OF COURSE I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT THAT, SINCE EVERYONE KNOWS THEY REALLY WERE COMMUNISTS. I MEAN NAZIS DURING THE 80S? DURING THE 40S AND 30S MAYBE, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE COMMIES DURING THE 80S AM I RIGHT FELLAS? HAHAHAHAHAHA OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:837a7263c5][/quote:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THAT FUCKTARD AL THEBASTARD (HAHAHAHA THAT'S A PLAY ON WORDS LIKE ALABASTARD THAT'S FUNNY AM I RIGHT GUYS?) ANYWAY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN HE WASTED ALL HIS TIME EDITING ALL MY QUOTES IN AN ATTEMPT TO BE LIKE ME? I GOTTA SAY ITS NICE TO HAVE PEOPLE WHO IDOLIZE ME. LIKE TAKE WITTY FOR INSTANCE HE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF ME CALLING PEOPLE FUCKTARDS! THEN AGAIN WHO CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! HEY REMEMBER THE TIME I MADE THAT PLAY AND I CALLED IT "HEY FUCKTARDS I MADE A PLAY" AND I HAD VARIOUS PEOPLE ON THIS VERY BOARD PLAYING VARIOUS PARTS IN IT AND IT ULTIMATELY ENDED WITH A GAY ORGY? REMEMBER THAT? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU GUYS HAD THAT CONTEST ABOUT DRAWING ARROWX AND SPORTS AND THEN DAMNTHATDAVID DREW A GAY PICTURE OF THEM AND THEN CAPTAIN CRUNCH SAID IT WASN'T A FAG FEST AND THEN EVERYONE SAID DAMNTHATDAVID WAS AS LAME AS SPORTS AND ARROWX? HAHAHAHAHA GOOD OL' CAPTAIN CRUNCH. HEY! REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN HIM, PROFESSOR COOL AND RONGI AND SOME OTHERS GOT BANNED FOR POSTING PORN ON HERE? I WASN'T HERE FOR THAT BUT EVERYONE MADE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT! THEN JAMES SAID THEY WERE LIKE THE MOST IMPORTANT POSTERS ON THE BOARD AND THEN DREW GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND MADE A WHINEY ASS GOODBYE THREAD? HEY REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY OR SOMETHING. HEY YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY? WHEN I ARRIVED! BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT THE PLACE DIDN'T START GETTING GOOD UNTIL I ARRIVED AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! OKAY WELL I THINK THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:837a7263c5][/quote:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]HEY I HAVE THIS GUN AND I THINK ABOUT USING ON OTHER PEOPLE SOMETIMES. SOMETIMES I GET SO ANGRY THAT I JUST WANT TO LASH OUT AT THE FUCKING WORLD AND REALLY FUCKING HURT PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT THESE THOUGHTS HAVE INCREASED LATELY AND I DON'T THINK I CAN STOP THEM. I MEAN I FEEL ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT DISTAIN AND CONTEMPT FOR HUMANITY. I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD STALK THE STREETS AT NIGHT AND START CLEANING THEM OF THE FUCKING GUTTER TRASH THAT DRAIN FUCKING SOCIETY. AND THE REALLY FUCKED UP PART ABOUT THIS, IS I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE THOUGHT OF IT I FEEL POSITIVELY EUPHORIC AT THE CONCEPT OF DISMEMBERING HUMAN BEINGS... HMMMM SO I GUESS I DO FEEL SOMETHING AFTERALL...NEVERMIND.[/center:837a7263c5][/quote:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]Milhouse, it's Max, Mad Max. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of fucktards. :) Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 >: um...a ghetto girl I met in the park. :( I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed my old girlfriend, :( with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. :lol I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away :lol and uh some other people dead, I can't remember maybe a couple of models, but their dead too....I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. :( And cop. I killed cop with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in my bathtub as I type this. I don't want to leave anything out here. :( I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes.... Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of fucking people :lol :lol ....and... and And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. :( I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. :lol :lol :lol :lol So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me at I-mockery, just so you know, keep your eyes open. :eek [/center:837a7263c5][/quote:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]HEY SO REMEMBER WHEN THIS THREAD WAS STARTED LIKE A LONG TIME AGO AND IT SUCKED REALLY BAD? AND THEN IT GOT MORE EXCITING WHEN I STARTED POSTING IN IT? AND THEN IT DISAPPEARED AND PEOPLE GOT SAD AND THEN IT REAPPEARED AGAIN AND EVERYONE GOT ALL EXCITED AGAIN OVER IT AND THEN I STARTED POSTING IN IT AGAIN. HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME ROG THREATENED TO DELETE IT PERMANENTLY? WOW WHAT BLOW TO EVERYONE'S POST COUNT THAT WOULD BE! LOL![/center:837a7263c5]

executioneer
Nov 8th, 2004, 02:38 AM
no i don't remember that

WTF
Nov 8th, 2004, 08:03 AM
What the hell is it about the "liked the old version of the threads" or the "liked the old messageboard better" thing with some of the vets? I have been following the board for some time before I registered and like Mad Max threads very much. At fucking least he MOCKS and has ownership of the word "Fucktards" whilst I can't say the same off some of the vets that have much more post counts than him. It is not like I am coming up for him or anything, he can fight he own damn fights and me and him will fight each other till death if needs be, but shit at least I will respect his mock ability. Maybe he is fucking right. Some of you are just plain fucktards for ever. :rolleyes

executioneer
Nov 8th, 2004, 07:00 PM
yeah i love how he says fucktard all the time! its totally funny :lol

Esuohlim
Nov 8th, 2004, 07:13 PM
The best time ever in this thread was that one Mad Libs night. :(

Anonymous
Nov 8th, 2004, 07:16 PM
A part of me wishes I was an active part in the I-Mockery ban last weekend (AKA "THE BIGGEST INTERNET EVENT EVER TO SOME IDIOTS ON THAT BOARD") so I could have nothing to do on the Internet but work on my site, but alas I'm a faggot nerd and it's all I have. I've seen signs of Cap'n Crunch around, but Professor Cool, Schimid, and Rongi have disappeared off the face of the Internet.
:(


:lol

Anonymous
Nov 8th, 2004, 07:18 PM
SERIOUSLY PEOPLE YOU NEED TO VISIT MILHOUSE'S WEBSITE HE'S GOT A PICTURE OF AL GORE GIVING THE FINGER AND EVERYTHING!
LOL!

:lol

Esuohlim
Nov 8th, 2004, 07:52 PM
Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand.

Schimid
Nov 8th, 2004, 09:42 PM
MY SHERONA :eek

Anonymous
Nov 8th, 2004, 10:34 PM
[quote:e01a1cd2fb="Mad Max"][quote:e01a1cd2fb="Mad Max"][quote:e01a1cd2fb="Mad Max"][quote:e01a1cd2fb="Mad Max"][quote:e01a1cd2fb="Mad Max"][quote:e01a1cd2fb="Mad Max"][quote:e01a1cd2fb="Mad Max"][quote:e01a1cd2fb="Mad Max"][quote:e01a1cd2fb="Mad Max"][quote:e01a1cd2fb="Mad Max"][quote:e01a1cd2fb="Mad Max"][quote:e01a1cd2fb="Mad Max"]This thread should've been deleted. >:

Oh well.

You're all fucktards. :lol

[center:e01a1cd2fb]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]ZING![/center:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]ZING FUCKTARDS ZING![/center:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]ZING ZING ZING ZING FUCKTARDS FUCKTARDS ZING ZING ZING![/center:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]YOU FUCKTARDS WERE RIGHT, THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER! I'M NEVER LEAVING! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol [/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]ZING! FUCKTARDS ZING! :lol [/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]I WASN'T BEING SERIOUS YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD! :lol [/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]HEY IS THAT THREAD THAT WAS STARTED A LONG TIME AGO AND GOT REALLY LARGE AND THEN IT GOT TAKEN OFF FOR AWHILE BECAUSE OF SOMETHING LIQUID SAID AND THEN IT WASN'T THERE AND MATT TRIED TO MAKE ANOTHER LIKE IT, BUT I TOOK IT OVER AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED, BUT THEN CHOJIN BROUGHT BACK THIS THREAD AND EVERYONE GOT ALL EXCITED AND JIZZED ALL OVER THEMSELVES BECAUSE IT GAVE THEIR LIVES PURPOSE AGAIN? BECAUSE I HEARD ABOUT THIS THREAD.[/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]THE TERM FAGGOT IS CONSIDERED HATE SPEECH MILHOUSE! I'M SURPRISED YOU WOULD USE SUCH A TERM! YOU HAVE PROBABLY OFFENDED SEVERAL IF NOT ALL YOUR FELLOW MOCKERS! I URGE YOU TO MAKE A FORMAL APOLOGY NOW! >: [/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THE TERM FUCKTARD GOT CHANGED TO TOOTYFRUITY AND IT MADE ALL MY POSTS LOOK ALL WEIRD? AND THEN THE TERM CUNT WAS CHANGED TO SOMETHING, I CAN'T REMEMBER RIGHT NOW, IT WAS SO LONG AGO. BUT EVENTUALLY LIKE ALL THE SWEAR WORDS GOT CHANGED AND IT WAS TOTALLY WACKY. AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND THEN IT WAS CHANGED BACK TO NORMAL AND THEN I CAME BACK MADE ANOTHER FUCKTARD THREAD? YOU REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE I DON'T. ON A RELATED NOTE YOU SAID APOLOGIES WERE FOR FAGS THAT DIDN'T WANT TO FIGHT. SO WERE YOU CALLING FATHER SPAZ A FAG, BECAUSE HE MADE THAT POST WHERE HE APOLOGIZED, AND EVERYONE MADE HIM CRY AND STUFF? HEY HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THIS THREAD WILL GO ON FOR?[/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE REEEEEEEALLLLLYY REEEEEEEAAAALLLY BIG FUCKTARD THREAD I MADE IN GENERAL BLABBER LIKE 20 PAGES LONG (BACK IN THOSE DAYS YOU COULD REALLY "GET AWAY WITH MURDER" AM I RIGHT? LOL) ANYWAY IT BASICALLY CAME DOWN BETWEEN ME AND YOU AND YOU ENDED UP GETTING ALL PISSED OFF AT ME AND SAID YOU'D NEVER POST IN ANY OF MY THREADS AGAIN BUT THEN LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER YOU DID, BECAUSE I MADE ANOTHER THREAD AND YOU GOT ALL PISSED OFF THAT PEOPLE WERE POSTING IN IT, SO YOU TOLD THEM TO STOP. AND THEN YOU SAID YOU REEEEEAAAAAALLLYYY REEEEEAAAAALYYY WEREN'T GOING TO POST IN A MAD MAX THREAD AGAIN AND YOU DIDN'T FOR A LONG TIME, BUT THEN I MADE A THREAD ON MUBERT TO GET HIM BANNED AND THEN YOU POSTED IN IT. YOU LIKE BROKE YOUR VOW FOR THE 3RD TIME AND THEN I GUESS YOU JUST DIDN'T CARE SO YOU POSTED IN THE TERRA APPRECIATION THREAD. HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF? SO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO POST ANYMORE PICTURES OF SEINFIELD CHARACTERS BECAUSE I KNOW I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT, JUST LIKE YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF FUCKTARD. AM I RIGHT? LOL HEY WOULDN'T IT BE REEEEEAAAAAALLLYY REEEEEEAAAAALLLYY GREAT IF THIS THREAD REACHED PAGE 300 :rolleyes HAHAHA THAT'S LIKE YOUR MR. SARCASTIC CHARACTER! REMEMBER THAT CHARACTER? YOU REEEEEAAAAALLLLY REEEEEEEAAAAALLLYY SHOULD USE THAT CHARACTER MORE OFTEN. OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]HEY DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME JAMES POSTED THAT LAME ASS THING IN THE LOVELINE FORUM AND EVERYONE CALLED HIM A DESPARATE DIPSHIT FOR PINNING OVER SOME INTERNET CHICK? BOY THAT WAS FUNNY WASN'T IT? OR HOW ABOUT THE TIME CARNIVORE MADE THAT THREAD COMPARING I-MOCKERY TO LORD OF THE RINGS AND SAID THAT IT HAD BEEN OVERRUN WITH ORC SCUM AND THAT ALL THE VETS NEEDED TO BAND TOGETHER, AND THEN I SAID I MUST BE SAURON AND THEN I PROCEEDED TO RUIN THE THREAD AND HAD ANOTHER BIG FIGHT WITH SETHOMAS AND THEN CARNIVORE COMPARED HIM TO ARAGORN. THEN SOME NOOB DUG UP HIS SUICIDE THREAD AND THEN I MADE FUN OF IT AND HE GOT REALLY PISSED OFF AND REALLY WENT OFF ON ME AND I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING ABOUT IT? OR HOW ABOUT THAT TIME MILHOUSE AND RETRO GOT IN THAT REALLY REALLY BIG MOCK WAR FIGHT AND THEY POSTED PICTURES ABOUT EACH OTHER. HAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS CLASSIC AM I RIGHT GUYS? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN I FIRST POSTED AND I MADE THAT UP THAT STORY ABOUT NAZI SMURFS? OF COURSE I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT THAT, SINCE EVERYONE KNOWS THEY REALLY WERE COMMUNISTS. I MEAN NAZIS DURING THE 80S? DURING THE 40S AND 30S MAYBE, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE COMMIES DURING THE 80S AM I RIGHT FELLAS? HAHAHAHAHAHA OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THAT FUCKTARD AL THEBASTARD (HAHAHAHA THAT'S A PLAY ON WORDS LIKE ALABASTARD THAT'S FUNNY AM I RIGHT GUYS?) ANYWAY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN HE WASTED ALL HIS TIME EDITING ALL MY QUOTES IN AN ATTEMPT TO BE LIKE ME? I GOTTA SAY ITS NICE TO HAVE PEOPLE WHO IDOLIZE ME. LIKE TAKE WITTY FOR INSTANCE HE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF ME CALLING PEOPLE FUCKTARDS! THEN AGAIN WHO CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! HEY REMEMBER THE TIME I MADE THAT PLAY AND I CALLED IT "HEY FUCKTARDS I MADE A PLAY" AND I HAD VARIOUS PEOPLE ON THIS VERY BOARD PLAYING VARIOUS PARTS IN IT AND IT ULTIMATELY ENDED WITH A GAY ORGY? REMEMBER THAT? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU GUYS HAD THAT CONTEST ABOUT DRAWING ARROWX AND SPORTS AND THEN DAMNTHATDAVID DREW A GAY PICTURE OF THEM AND THEN CAPTAIN CRUNCH SAID IT WASN'T A FAG FEST AND THEN EVERYONE SAID DAMNTHATDAVID WAS AS LAME AS SPORTS AND ARROWX? HAHAHAHAHA GOOD OL' CAPTAIN CRUNCH. HEY! REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN HIM, PROFESSOR COOL AND RONGI AND SOME OTHERS GOT BANNED FOR POSTING PORN ON HERE? I WASN'T HERE FOR THAT BUT EVERYONE MADE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT! THEN JAMES SAID THEY WERE LIKE THE MOST IMPORTANT POSTERS ON THE BOARD AND THEN DREW GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND MADE A WHINEY ASS GOODBYE THREAD? HEY REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY OR SOMETHING. HEY YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY? WHEN I ARRIVED! BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT THE PLACE DIDN'T START GETTING GOOD UNTIL I ARRIVED AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! OKAY WELL I THINK THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]HEY I HAVE THIS GUN AND I THINK ABOUT USING ON OTHER PEOPLE SOMETIMES. SOMETIMES I GET SO ANGRY THAT I JUST WANT TO LASH OUT AT THE FUCKING WORLD AND REALLY FUCKING HURT PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT THESE THOUGHTS HAVE INCREASED LATELY AND I DON'T THINK I CAN STOP THEM. I MEAN I FEEL ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT DISTAIN AND CONTEMPT FOR HUMANITY. I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD STALK THE STREETS AT NIGHT AND START CLEANING THEM OF THE FUCKING GUTTER TRASH THAT DRAIN FUCKING SOCIETY. AND THE REALLY FUCKED UP PART ABOUT THIS, IS I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE THOUGHT OF IT I FEEL POSITIVELY EUPHORIC AT THE CONCEPT OF DISMEMBERING HUMAN BEINGS... HMMMM SO I GUESS I DO FEEL SOMETHING AFTERALL...NEVERMIND.[/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]Milhouse, it's Max, Mad Max. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of fucktards. :) Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 >: um...a ghetto girl I met in the park. :( I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed my old girlfriend, :( with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. :lol I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away :lol and uh some other people dead, I can't remember maybe a couple of models, but their dead too....I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. :( And cop. I killed cop with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in my bathtub as I type this. I don't want to leave anything out here. :( I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes.... Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of fucking people :lol :lol ....and... and And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. :( I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. :lol :lol :lol :lol So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me at I-mockery, just so you know, keep your eyes open. :eek [/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]HEY SO REMEMBER WHEN THIS THREAD WAS STARTED LIKE A LONG TIME AGO AND IT SUCKED REALLY BAD? AND THEN IT GOT MORE EXCITING WHEN I STARTED POSTING IN IT? AND THEN IT DISAPPEARED AND PEOPLE GOT SAD AND THEN IT REAPPEARED AGAIN AND EVERYONE GOT ALL EXCITED AGAIN OVER IT AND THEN I STARTED POSTING IN IT AGAIN. HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME ROG THREATENED TO DELETE IT PERMANENTLY? WOW WHAT BLOW TO EVERYONE'S POST COUNT THAT WOULD BE! LOL![/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]People Who Died
Teddy sniffing glue he was 12 years old
Fell from the roof on East Two-nine
Cathy was 11 when she pulled the plug
On 26 reds and a bottle of wine
Bobby got leukemia, 14 years old
He looked like 65 when he died
He was a friend of mine

(Chorus:)
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
They were all my friends, and they died

G-berg and Georgie let their gimmicks go rotten
So they died of hepatitis in upper Manhattan
Sly in Vietnam took a bullet in the head
Bobby OD'd on Drano on the night that he was wed
They were two more friends of mine
Two more friends that died / I miss 'em--they died

(Chorus)

Mary took a dry dive from a hotel room
Bobby hung himself from a cell in the tombs
Judy jumped in front of a subway train
Eddie got slit in the jugular vein
And Eddie, I miss you more than all the others,
And I salute you brother/ This song is for you my brother

(Chorus)

Herbie pushed Tony from the Boys' Club roof
Tony thought that his rage was just some goof
But Herbie sure gave Tony some bitchen proof
"Hey," Herbie said, "Tony, can you fly?"
But Tony couldn't fly . . . Tony died

(Chorus)

Brian got busted on a narco rap
He beat the rap by rattin' on some bikers
He said, hey, I know it's dangerous,
but it sure beats Riker's
But the next day he got offed
by the very same bikers

(Chorus)[/center:e01a1cd2fb]

Anonymous
Nov 8th, 2004, 10:36 PM
[quote:364b24ac79="Mad Max"][quote:364b24ac79="Mad Max"][quote:364b24ac79="Mad Max"][quote:364b24ac79="Mad Max"][quote:364b24ac79="Mad Max"][quote:364b24ac79="Mad Max"][quote:364b24ac79="Mad Max"][quote:364b24ac79="Mad Max"][quote:364b24ac79="Mad Max"][quote:364b24ac79="Mad Max"][quote:364b24ac79="Mad Max"][quote:364b24ac79="Mad Max"][quote:364b24ac79="Mad Max"]This thread should've been deleted. >:

Oh well.

You're all fucktards. :lol

[center:364b24ac79]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]ZING![/center:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]ZING FUCKTARDS ZING![/center:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]ZING ZING ZING ZING FUCKTARDS FUCKTARDS ZING ZING ZING![/center:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]YOU FUCKTARDS WERE RIGHT, THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER! I'M NEVER LEAVING! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol [/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]ZING! FUCKTARDS ZING! :lol [/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]I WASN'T BEING SERIOUS YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD! :lol [/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]HEY IS THAT THREAD THAT WAS STARTED A LONG TIME AGO AND GOT REALLY LARGE AND THEN IT GOT TAKEN OFF FOR AWHILE BECAUSE OF SOMETHING LIQUID SAID AND THEN IT WASN'T THERE AND MATT TRIED TO MAKE ANOTHER LIKE IT, BUT I TOOK IT OVER AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED, BUT THEN CHOJIN BROUGHT BACK THIS THREAD AND EVERYONE GOT ALL EXCITED AND JIZZED ALL OVER THEMSELVES BECAUSE IT GAVE THEIR LIVES PURPOSE AGAIN? BECAUSE I HEARD ABOUT THIS THREAD.[/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]THE TERM FAGGOT IS CONSIDERED HATE SPEECH MILHOUSE! I'M SURPRISED YOU WOULD USE SUCH A TERM! YOU HAVE PROBABLY OFFENDED SEVERAL IF NOT ALL YOUR FELLOW MOCKERS! I URGE YOU TO MAKE A FORMAL APOLOGY NOW! >: [/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THE TERM FUCKTARD GOT CHANGED TO TOOTYFRUITY AND IT MADE ALL MY POSTS LOOK ALL WEIRD? AND THEN THE TERM CUNT WAS CHANGED TO SOMETHING, I CAN'T REMEMBER RIGHT NOW, IT WAS SO LONG AGO. BUT EVENTUALLY LIKE ALL THE SWEAR WORDS GOT CHANGED AND IT WAS TOTALLY WACKY. AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND THEN IT WAS CHANGED BACK TO NORMAL AND THEN I CAME BACK MADE ANOTHER FUCKTARD THREAD? YOU REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE I DON'T. ON A RELATED NOTE YOU SAID APOLOGIES WERE FOR FAGS THAT DIDN'T WANT TO FIGHT. SO WERE YOU CALLING FATHER SPAZ A FAG, BECAUSE HE MADE THAT POST WHERE HE APOLOGIZED, AND EVERYONE MADE HIM CRY AND STUFF? HEY HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THIS THREAD WILL GO ON FOR?[/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE REEEEEEEALLLLLYY REEEEEEEAAAALLLY BIG FUCKTARD THREAD I MADE IN GENERAL BLABBER LIKE 20 PAGES LONG (BACK IN THOSE DAYS YOU COULD REALLY "GET AWAY WITH MURDER" AM I RIGHT? LOL) ANYWAY IT BASICALLY CAME DOWN BETWEEN ME AND YOU AND YOU ENDED UP GETTING ALL PISSED OFF AT ME AND SAID YOU'D NEVER POST IN ANY OF MY THREADS AGAIN BUT THEN LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER YOU DID, BECAUSE I MADE ANOTHER THREAD AND YOU GOT ALL PISSED OFF THAT PEOPLE WERE POSTING IN IT, SO YOU TOLD THEM TO STOP. AND THEN YOU SAID YOU REEEEEAAAAAALLLYYY REEEEEAAAAALYYY WEREN'T GOING TO POST IN A MAD MAX THREAD AGAIN AND YOU DIDN'T FOR A LONG TIME, BUT THEN I MADE A THREAD ON MUBERT TO GET HIM BANNED AND THEN YOU POSTED IN IT. YOU LIKE BROKE YOUR VOW FOR THE 3RD TIME AND THEN I GUESS YOU JUST DIDN'T CARE SO YOU POSTED IN THE TERRA APPRECIATION THREAD. HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF? SO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO POST ANYMORE PICTURES OF SEINFIELD CHARACTERS BECAUSE I KNOW I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT, JUST LIKE YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF FUCKTARD. AM I RIGHT? LOL HEY WOULDN'T IT BE REEEEEAAAAAALLLYY REEEEEEAAAAALLLYY GREAT IF THIS THREAD REACHED PAGE 300 :rolleyes HAHAHA THAT'S LIKE YOUR MR. SARCASTIC CHARACTER! REMEMBER THAT CHARACTER? YOU REEEEEAAAAALLLLY REEEEEEEAAAAALLLYY SHOULD USE THAT CHARACTER MORE OFTEN. OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]HEY DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME JAMES POSTED THAT LAME ASS THING IN THE LOVELINE FORUM AND EVERYONE CALLED HIM A DESPARATE DIPSHIT FOR PINNING OVER SOME INTERNET CHICK? BOY THAT WAS FUNNY WASN'T IT? OR HOW ABOUT THE TIME CARNIVORE MADE THAT THREAD COMPARING I-MOCKERY TO LORD OF THE RINGS AND SAID THAT IT HAD BEEN OVERRUN WITH ORC SCUM AND THAT ALL THE VETS NEEDED TO BAND TOGETHER, AND THEN I SAID I MUST BE SAURON AND THEN I PROCEEDED TO RUIN THE THREAD AND HAD ANOTHER BIG FIGHT WITH SETHOMAS AND THEN CARNIVORE COMPARED HIM TO ARAGORN. THEN SOME NOOB DUG UP HIS SUICIDE THREAD AND THEN I MADE FUN OF IT AND HE GOT REALLY PISSED OFF AND REALLY WENT OFF ON ME AND I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING ABOUT IT? OR HOW ABOUT THAT TIME MILHOUSE AND RETRO GOT IN THAT REALLY REALLY BIG MOCK WAR FIGHT AND THEY POSTED PICTURES ABOUT EACH OTHER. HAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS CLASSIC AM I RIGHT GUYS? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN I FIRST POSTED AND I MADE THAT UP THAT STORY ABOUT NAZI SMURFS? OF COURSE I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT THAT, SINCE EVERYONE KNOWS THEY REALLY WERE COMMUNISTS. I MEAN NAZIS DURING THE 80S? DURING THE 40S AND 30S MAYBE, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE COMMIES DURING THE 80S AM I RIGHT FELLAS? HAHAHAHAHAHA OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THAT FUCKTARD AL THEBASTARD (HAHAHAHA THAT'S A PLAY ON WORDS LIKE ALABASTARD THAT'S FUNNY AM I RIGHT GUYS?) ANYWAY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN HE WASTED ALL HIS TIME EDITING ALL MY QUOTES IN AN ATTEMPT TO BE LIKE ME? I GOTTA SAY ITS NICE TO HAVE PEOPLE WHO IDOLIZE ME. LIKE TAKE WITTY FOR INSTANCE HE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF ME CALLING PEOPLE FUCKTARDS! THEN AGAIN WHO CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! HEY REMEMBER THE TIME I MADE THAT PLAY AND I CALLED IT "HEY FUCKTARDS I MADE A PLAY" AND I HAD VARIOUS PEOPLE ON THIS VERY BOARD PLAYING VARIOUS PARTS IN IT AND IT ULTIMATELY ENDED WITH A GAY ORGY? REMEMBER THAT? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU GUYS HAD THAT CONTEST ABOUT DRAWING ARROWX AND SPORTS AND THEN DAMNTHATDAVID DREW A GAY PICTURE OF THEM AND THEN CAPTAIN CRUNCH SAID IT WASN'T A FAG FEST AND THEN EVERYONE SAID DAMNTHATDAVID WAS AS LAME AS SPORTS AND ARROWX? HAHAHAHAHA GOOD OL' CAPTAIN CRUNCH. HEY! REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN HIM, PROFESSOR COOL AND RONGI AND SOME OTHERS GOT BANNED FOR POSTING PORN ON HERE? I WASN'T HERE FOR THAT BUT EVERYONE MADE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT! THEN JAMES SAID THEY WERE LIKE THE MOST IMPORTANT POSTERS ON THE BOARD AND THEN DREW GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND MADE A WHINEY ASS GOODBYE THREAD? HEY REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY OR SOMETHING. HEY YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY? WHEN I ARRIVED! BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT THE PLACE DIDN'T START GETTING GOOD UNTIL I ARRIVED AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! OKAY WELL I THINK THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]HEY I HAVE THIS GUN AND I THINK ABOUT USING ON OTHER PEOPLE SOMETIMES. SOMETIMES I GET SO ANGRY THAT I JUST WANT TO LASH OUT AT THE FUCKING WORLD AND REALLY FUCKING HURT PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT THESE THOUGHTS HAVE INCREASED LATELY AND I DON'T THINK I CAN STOP THEM. I MEAN I FEEL ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT DISTAIN AND CONTEMPT FOR HUMANITY. I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD STALK THE STREETS AT NIGHT AND START CLEANING THEM OF THE FUCKING GUTTER TRASH THAT DRAIN FUCKING SOCIETY. AND THE REALLY FUCKED UP PART ABOUT THIS, IS I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE THOUGHT OF IT I FEEL POSITIVELY EUPHORIC AT THE CONCEPT OF DISMEMBERING HUMAN BEINGS... HMMMM SO I GUESS I DO FEEL SOMETHING AFTERALL...NEVERMIND.[/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]Milhouse, it's Max, Mad Max. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of fucktards. :) Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 >: um...a ghetto girl I met in the park. :( I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed my old girlfriend, :( with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. :lol I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away :lol and uh some other people dead, I can't remember maybe a couple of models, but their dead too....I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. :( And cop. I killed cop with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in my bathtub as I type this. I don't want to leave anything out here. :( I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes.... Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of fucking people :lol :lol ....and... and And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. :( I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. :lol :lol :lol :lol So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me at I-mockery, just so you know, keep your eyes open. :eek [/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]HEY SO REMEMBER WHEN THIS THREAD WAS STARTED LIKE A LONG TIME AGO AND IT SUCKED REALLY BAD? AND THEN IT GOT MORE EXCITING WHEN I STARTED POSTING IN IT? AND THEN IT DISAPPEARED AND PEOPLE GOT SAD AND THEN IT REAPPEARED AGAIN AND EVERYONE GOT ALL EXCITED AGAIN OVER IT AND THEN I STARTED POSTING IN IT AGAIN. HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME ROG THREATENED TO DELETE IT PERMANENTLY? WOW WHAT BLOW TO EVERYONE'S POST COUNT THAT WOULD BE! LOL![/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]People Who Died
Teddy sniffing glue he was 12 years old
Fell from the roof on East Two-nine
Cathy was 11 when she pulled the plug
On 26 reds and a bottle of wine
Bobby got leukemia, 14 years old
He looked like 65 when he died
He was a friend of mine

(Chorus:)
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
They were all my friends, and they died

G-berg and Georgie let their gimmicks go rotten
So they died of hepatitis in upper Manhattan
Sly in Vietnam took a bullet in the head
Bobby OD'd on Drano on the night that he was wed
They were two more friends of mine
Two more friends that died / I miss 'em--they died

(Chorus)

Mary took a dry dive from a hotel room
Bobby hung himself from a cell in the tombs
Judy jumped in front of a subway train
Eddie got slit in the jugular vein
And Eddie, I miss you more than all the others,
And I salute you brother/ This song is for you my brother

(Chorus)

Herbie pushed Tony from the Boys' Club roof
Tony thought that his rage was just some goof
But Herbie sure gave Tony some bitchen proof
"Hey," Herbie said, "Tony, can you fly?"
But Tony couldn't fly . . . Tony died

(Chorus)

Brian got busted on a narco rap
He beat the rap by rattin' on some bikers
He said, hey, I know it's dangerous,
but it sure beats Riker's
But the next day he got offed
by the very same bikers

(Chorus)[/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder:
One of the four beasts saying: "Come and see."
And I saw.
And behold, a white horse.

There's a man goin' 'round takin' names.
An' he decides who to free and who to blame.
Everybody won't be treated all the same.
There'll be a golden ladder reaching down.
When the man comes around.

The hairs on your arm will stand up.
At the terror in each sip and in each sup.
For you partake of that last offered cup,
Or disappear into the potter's ground.
When the man comes around.

Hear the trumpets, hear the pipers.
One hundred million angels singin'.
Multitudes are marching to the big kettle drum.
Voices callin', voices cryin'.
Some are born an' some are dyin'.
It's Alpha's and Omega's Kingdom come.

And the whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
The virgins are all trimming their wicks.
The whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks.

Till Armageddon, no Shalam, no Shalom.
Then the father hen will call his chickens home.
The wise men will bow down before the throne.
And at his feet they'll cast their golden crown.
When the man comes around.

Whoever is unjust, let him be unjust still.
Whoever is righteous, let him be righteous still.
Whoever is filthy, let him be filthy still.
Listen to the words long down,
When the man comes around.

Hear the trumpets, hear the pipers.
One hundred million angels singin'.
Multitudes are marchin' to the big kettle drum.
Voices callin', voices cryin'.
Some are born an' some are dyin'.
It's Alpha's and Omega's Kingdom come.

And the whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
The virgins are all trimming their wicks.
The whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks.

In measured hundredweight and penny pound.
When the man comes around.

And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts,
And I looked and behold: a pale horse.
And his name, that sat on him, was Death.
And Hell followed with him.[/center:364b24ac79]

executioneer
Nov 8th, 2004, 10:58 PM
yay :D

ScruU2wice
Nov 8th, 2004, 11:38 PM
Rock n' Roll all the way..

ScruU2wice
Nov 10th, 2004, 12:03 AM
c'mon guys it's not that bad, just a lil infection..

Matt Harty
Nov 10th, 2004, 10:45 AM
remember that night we all stayed up and i wrote a huge story and i made so many pages that nobody noticed the story :(

WTF
Nov 10th, 2004, 10:57 AM
No I really don't :/

Ftang Ftang Olay OLay
Nov 10th, 2004, 11:20 AM
:loo

Esuohlim
Nov 10th, 2004, 11:53 AM
I remember but Pub Lover posted like a million posts in two hours and then he left what a whore. >:

ArrowX
Nov 13th, 2004, 07:59 PM
BUMP

Matt Harty
Nov 14th, 2004, 05:05 PM
i remember when pub had a bible session

ScruU2wice
Nov 15th, 2004, 11:21 PM
no way am i letting matt harty get the last post in this thread >:

Big McLargehuge
Nov 15th, 2004, 11:45 PM
LOOK AT ME

Matt Harty
Nov 16th, 2004, 10:55 AM
this isnt active enough im lonely :(

liquidstatik
Nov 16th, 2004, 12:26 PM
Those lame CUNT FILES are taking up our fun time. :(

GADZOOKS
Nov 16th, 2004, 02:52 PM
Guess who getting the next one, liquidstatikomaticpancreatic

liquidstatik
Nov 16th, 2004, 10:22 PM
I sure hope not! those things can hurt!

GADZOOKS
Nov 16th, 2004, 10:27 PM
hey liquid....


:rolleyes

liquidstatik
Nov 16th, 2004, 10:47 PM
:lol

ScruU2wice
Nov 16th, 2004, 11:05 PM
:rolleyes

liquidstatik
Nov 16th, 2004, 11:08 PM
>:

StonerDave
Nov 16th, 2004, 11:13 PM
:pac

Matt Harty
Nov 18th, 2004, 03:54 PM
:rolleyes

ScruU2wice
Nov 18th, 2004, 10:54 PM
:posh

liquidstatik
Nov 22nd, 2004, 12:04 PM
lol ok what's up guys?

HickMan
Nov 23rd, 2004, 02:10 PM
:rolleyes

The Retro Kat
Nov 23rd, 2004, 09:25 PM
DDiving started, it sucks, it will suck for the next three months.

Matt Harty
Nov 24th, 2004, 02:23 PM
:/

Guitar Woman
Dec 11th, 2004, 02:12 PM
NOOB POSTCOUNT FIGHT!

Guitar Woman
Dec 11th, 2004, 02:13 PM
HELLO WINO

Guitar Woman
Dec 11th, 2004, 02:14 PM
OR SHOULD I SAY MAD MAX

Guitar Woman
Dec 11th, 2004, 02:15 PM
SERIOUSLY YOU ACT JUST LIKE MAD MAX

Guitar Woman
Dec 11th, 2004, 02:16 PM
I THINK HE IS MAD MAX

Emu
Dec 11th, 2004, 02:55 PM
FATHER SPAZ SUCKS

Guitar Woman
Dec 11th, 2004, 03:04 PM
SO DOES EMU

MetalMilitia
Dec 11th, 2004, 05:38 PM
shut up

Guitar Woman
Dec 11th, 2004, 07:44 PM
IF YOU HAD READ THE FIRST PAGE IN THIS THREAD THEN YOU WOULD KNOW THAT IT STARTED OUT LIKE THIS. STUPID.

Guitar Woman
Dec 11th, 2004, 08:13 PM
HELLO METALMILITIA

Guitar Woman
Dec 11th, 2004, 08:14 PM
OR SHOULD I SAY FARTIN

MetalMilitia
Dec 11th, 2004, 09:05 PM
:o :o :o

You have found me out!! whatever will i do :( :(

ScruU2wice
Dec 12th, 2004, 12:11 AM
we're going to be in the middle of a 274 page sandwich

liquidstatik
Dec 12th, 2004, 10:37 AM
yeah and i dont like it! >:

Eternal_Champion
Dec 12th, 2004, 01:10 PM
yeah well, what can y'do...

Big McLargehuge
Dec 12th, 2004, 01:54 PM
HEY LIQUIDSTATIK AND SCRUU2WICE

Matt Harty
Dec 12th, 2004, 08:52 PM
HEY GUYS :DRINKS FOR ALL:

Killy The Bid
Dec 13th, 2004, 06:12 AM
Mmm... 274 page sandwich...

Er, just what is this topic for exactly? I can't be bothered to go to the first page.

Killy The Bid
Dec 13th, 2004, 06:17 AM
Okay, changed my mind and bothered to see the first page...

Seven Force
Dec 13th, 2004, 10:49 AM
The more you know....

:themoreyouknow

Sam
Dec 13th, 2004, 01:59 PM
HEY SCRUU2WICE AND BIG MCLARGEHUGE AND MATT HARTY. :)

HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING? :)

GOOD I HOPE. :)

I HAVE BEEN VERY BUSY LATELY MYSELF. :)

BUT NOW I AM NOT VERY BUSY. :(

I HOPE YOU FUCKERS MISSED ME. >:

AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT. :tear

Big McLargehuge
Dec 13th, 2004, 02:27 PM
Paula Dean is on tv :0

Matt Harty
Dec 13th, 2004, 04:26 PM
SUP SAM

Big McLargehuge
Dec 13th, 2004, 11:27 PM
I am at work, in a mall :( at Radio Shack :(

Matt Harty
Dec 14th, 2004, 09:56 AM
I'm in school again.

ScruU2wice
Dec 16th, 2004, 12:15 AM
I really missed all you guys :(

Matt Harty
Dec 16th, 2004, 10:37 AM
PROVE IT

sadie
Dec 16th, 2004, 08:21 PM
i can get away with murder.

HickMan
Dec 16th, 2004, 09:22 PM
PROVE IT

GADZOOKS
Dec 16th, 2004, 09:43 PM
Georgia, Washington

HickMan
Dec 16th, 2004, 10:10 PM
Smart >:

Big McLargehuge
Dec 17th, 2004, 03:16 AM
I like where things are going

Matt Harty
Dec 18th, 2004, 11:48 AM
PROVE IT

EverythingWillSuck
Dec 18th, 2004, 01:28 PM
Sorry, I don't like Drunk Drivers.

Brandon
Dec 18th, 2004, 06:28 PM
WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN

Eternal_Champion
Dec 21st, 2004, 03:32 PM
just a bit of fun...?

Evil Bastard
Dec 21st, 2004, 04:42 PM
Reading this thread it quickly became apparent that it was the home of the bluntly gay

I will leave you queer cunts to it

ScruU2wice
Dec 21st, 2004, 07:08 PM
Reading this thread it quickly became apparent that it was the home of the bluntly gay

I will leave you queer cunts to it


Who is reading this thread? What became quickly apparent? "Bluntly" is an adverb, but you used "gay" as an adjective. Also your sentence is lacking a closing punctuation and a tasteful comma after "thread." None the less check out the allirteration up in that last line, it's off the hook.

Evil Bastard
Dec 21st, 2004, 09:23 PM
Reading this thread it quickly became apparent that it was the home of the bluntly gay

I will leave you queer cunts to it


Who is reading this thread? What became quickly apparent? "Bluntly" is an adverb, but you used "gay" as an adjective. Also your sentence is lacking a closing punctuation and a tasteful comma after "thread." None the less check out the allirteration up in that last line, it's off the hook.

After all that bullshit, I will asume you are the head queer in this wank ring

Bubsy
Dec 21st, 2004, 09:46 PM
hey get out of here you homophobic f**k! :newbie :newbie :newbie

Evil Bastard
Dec 21st, 2004, 09:54 PM
hey get out of here you homophobic f**k! :newbie :newbie :newbie

looks like I have found his pipe cleaner and head rimmer

executioneer
Dec 21st, 2004, 10:03 PM
man you are sure one evli bastard

Karl Hungus
Dec 21st, 2004, 10:08 PM
hey willie, hows it goin?

executioneer
Dec 21st, 2004, 10:12 PM
tollable

GADZOOKS
Dec 21st, 2004, 10:32 PM
Subject to the payment of toll, glad your having a Merry Christmas too, Willie.

Karl Hungus
Dec 21st, 2004, 10:56 PM
hey guys, quick update, i think i am going to start posting more. wish me luck!

HickMan
Dec 21st, 2004, 11:06 PM
good luck!

Brandon
Dec 21st, 2004, 11:47 PM
HAY GUYS THIS EVIL BASTARD MEANS BUSINESS!

BlueOatmeal
Dec 21st, 2004, 11:48 PM
lol

The Retro Kat
Dec 21st, 2004, 11:52 PM
It's as cold as a vagina in here.

ScruU2wice
Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:08 AM
now karl when you say you "gave rog porn" do you mean you gave naked pictures of rog to the media or did you give naked pictures to rog?

Karl Hungus
Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:12 AM
i'm really not at liberty to talk about it.

ScruU2wice
Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:19 AM
that's too bad, there was some pipe cleaner and head rim polish in it for you...

executioneer
Dec 22nd, 2004, 01:04 AM
life
2 bless(misc, armor), endurance(misc, armor)
3 holy avenger(melee)
4 righteousness(misc, armor)
5 planar travel(staff, wand, misc), invulnerability(misc, armor)
6 true sight(misc), lion heart(misc)

death
2 cloak of fear(misc, armor)
3 death(weapon)
4 power drain(weapon), wraithform(misc, armor)
5 vampiric(melee)

chaos
2 flaming(weapon)
3 none
4 none
5 lightning(weapon), destruction(weapon)
6 chaos(non-wand weapon)

nature
2 resist elements(all), stoning(weapon), water walking(misc)
3 giant strength(melee), pathfinding(misc)
4 elemental armor(all)
5 none
6 regeneration(misc)
7 none
8 none
9 none
10 none
11

sorcery
2 resist magic(all)
3 guardian wind(staff, wand, misc, armor), flight(misc)
4 none
5 magic immunity(all), invisibility(misc)
6 phantasmal(weapon)
7 haste(melee, bow)

GADZOOKS
Dec 22nd, 2004, 08:15 AM
Snoop does his own laundry?

now that's hawt

Eternal_Champion
Dec 22nd, 2004, 04:16 PM
yeah, whatever...

kellychaos
Dec 22nd, 2004, 04:39 PM
Eternal Tampon! :lol

Big McLargehuge
Dec 23rd, 2004, 01:06 AM
BiggieMclargeguy (10:59:43 PM): yo dog

SantaClaus (10:59:44 PM): Hey. You're back. I've got a special free gift for you! It's a Christmas tree SuperBuddy Icon! Also, did you register for the $10,000 Shopping Spree?

BiggieMclargeguy (10:59:53 PM): whore

SantaClaus (10:59:53 PM): My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you.


BiggieMclargeguy (11:01:03 PM): i want a reason to live for christmas :-(

SantaClaus (11:01:06 PM): Is that all, now? Type, 'Tell Santa' and tell me all of your wishes!

BiggieMclargeguy (11:01:51 PM): tell me about sex

SantaClaus (11:01:51 PM): :eek

BiggieMclargeguy (11:02:55 PM): so tell me, are you hot under all those clothes ;)?

SantaClaus (11:02:55 PM): Stop playing around.

BiggieMclargeguy (11:03:29 PM): are you hot for me baby?

SantaClaus (11:03:30 PM): Do you think so?

BiggieMclargeguy (11:03:38 PM): i do ;)

SantaClaus (11:03:38 PM): Hee Hee.

BiggieMclargeguy (11:03:49 PM): you are so gay :0

SantaClaus (11:03:50 PM):
You're full of mischief. ;)

BiggieMclargeguy (11:05:47 PM): i love you :(

SantaClaus (11:05:48 PM): Wonderful! Now we are getting somewhere.

BiggieMclargeguy (11:10:16 PM): lets get raunchy

SantaClaus (11:10:16 PM): Excuse me?

BiggieMclargeguy (11:10:23 PM): lets get raunchy

SantaClaus (11:10:23 PM): Interesting. Type menu.

Big McLargehuge
Dec 23rd, 2004, 01:19 AM
BiggieMclargeguy (11:19:57 PM): nuts :eek

SantaClaus (11:19:58 PM): Why did you say that?

BiggieMclargeguy (11:20:08 PM): i dont know, i guess you are going to have to spank me now

SantaClaus (11:20:09 PM): If you don't ask me another way I'm afraid we just won't understand each other.


BiggieMclargeguy (11:27:46 PM): Paddle me please

SantaClaus (11:27:46 PM): Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?

BiggieMclargeguy (11:28:16 PM): i don't know how many ways i can tell you that i want to be disciplined

SantaClaus (11:28:17 PM): The elves and I are just asking so that we can better understand what you're saying, that's all.

Guitar Woman
Dec 23rd, 2004, 02:40 AM
:lol

Big McLargehuge
Dec 23rd, 2004, 02:53 AM
YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Eternal_Champion
Dec 23rd, 2004, 08:57 AM
I AM EATING A SNICKERS!

Guitar Woman
Dec 23rd, 2004, 09:05 AM
SNICKERS SUCKS EAT A 100 GRAND IF YOU'RE A MANLY-MAN :eek

Matt Harty
Dec 24th, 2004, 02:28 PM
This thread needs more christmas spirit so santa will bless all of us with gifts!

HickMan
Dec 28th, 2004, 02:10 PM
Thanks Matt but now Baby New Year is coming and he has no diaper :x

ScruU2wice
Dec 28th, 2004, 02:13 PM
What is that a metaphor for?

Matt Harty
Dec 30th, 2004, 04:24 PM
i cant fucking stay logged in

HickMan
Dec 30th, 2004, 04:55 PM
It means 2005 is going to come in a poopy way :X

Ftang Ftang Olay OLay
Dec 30th, 2004, 05:31 PM
what its 2005 this new year!!!!!!!!!

shit i thought it was 2006

Matt Harty
Dec 31st, 2004, 02:02 PM
oh wow really what other zany things are going on in your life? :eek

HickMan
Jan 2nd, 2005, 01:50 AM
He probobally started AIDS :eek

HickMan
Jan 2nd, 2005, 01:51 AM
or maybe not because he would die by now :eek

HickMan
Jan 2nd, 2005, 01:52 AM
or maybe he didn't die yet and he lives in Antartica and the cold freezes his body and he is like in the first Autsin Powers and he is still alive but frozen :x

HickMan
Jan 2nd, 2005, 01:53 AM
oh wait he wouldn't be able to post then because he'd be frozen but he still posts. Maybe he just lives with AIDS :eek

HickMan
Jan 2nd, 2005, 02:19 AM
just sayin :eek

HickMan
Jan 2nd, 2005, 02:22 AM
Maybe he has that thing disease Marty McFly has :eek

HickMan
Jan 2nd, 2005, 02:40 AM
I'm going to get to 6000 posts by the end of the night :(

HickMan
Jan 2nd, 2005, 02:41 AM
Or maybe not because then i'd get banned

HickMan
Jan 2nd, 2005, 02:41 AM
or maybe it'll get locked F*CK I hope not >:

HickMan
Jan 2nd, 2005, 03:32 AM
The thread, that is

HickMan
Jan 2nd, 2005, 04:05 AM
F*CK I cant think of anything else to say >: JERKS

HickMan
Jan 2nd, 2005, 04:10 AM
http://www.kellie.de/pics/rosettalenoire.jpg

"YOU SHOULD GO TO BED YOUNG MAN"

HickMan
Jan 2nd, 2005, 04:16 AM
http://www.susanragan.com/news/images/cripsint.jpg
F*CK YOU AUNTIE

HickMan
Jan 2nd, 2005, 04:18 AM
http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/images/sn_legacy/addict/images/Puff_Daddy/sq_puffy_video_pe2000_bdb.gif
OH HELL NO

HickMan
Jan 2nd, 2005, 04:22 AM
http://images2.findapix.com/people/r/rr_bloodz_pic1.jpg
YO DODDY I GOT YO BACK G

HickMan
Jan 2nd, 2005, 04:23 AM
http://www.music.it/media/public/multimedia_file/archivio_multimedia_5936_1.jpg
DAMN RIGHT YO THIS IS ABOUT TO GET UGLY

HickMan
Jan 2nd, 2005, 04:25 AM
http://www.rapindustry.com/snoopy_d.jpg

HEY YALL LETS NOT FOGET WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME

HickMan
Jan 2nd, 2005, 04:26 AM
http://www.eminemitalia.it/minisiti/tupac/tupac01.jpg

REST IN PEACE N*GGA

HickMan
Jan 2nd, 2005, 04:27 AM
http://us.ent2.yimg.com/musicfinder.yahoo.com/images/yahoo/wireimage/p_diddy/254352.jpg
YOU FOGETTIN ONE THING SNOOP

HickMan
Jan 2nd, 2005, 04:28 AM
http://www.rapindustry.com/snoopy_d.jpg

WHATS THAT YO?

HickMan
Jan 2nd, 2005, 04:29 AM
http://www.citybeat.com/2003-11-19/lookhere-1.jpg

HickMan
Jan 2nd, 2005, 04:29 AM
http://www.rapindustry.com/snoopy_d.jpg

F*CK

HickMan
Jan 2nd, 2005, 04:31 AM
http://www.nrk.no/img/313268.jpeg

FORGOT ABOUT THAT DIDNT YA N*GGA

HickMan
Jan 2nd, 2005, 04:31 AM
http://www.rapindustry.com/snoopy_d.jpg

YO SEAN LETS BE COOL YO WE DON'T WANT ANOTHA WAR YO

HickMan
Jan 2nd, 2005, 04:32 AM
http://www.music.it/media/public/multimedia_file/archivio_multimedia_5936_1.jpg
TRUE DAT YO

HickMan
Jan 2nd, 2005, 04:33 AM
http://www.rapindustry.com/snoopy_d.jpg

WANNA WATCH 'PIMP MY RIDE'?

HickMan
Jan 2nd, 2005, 04:34 AM
http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/images/sn_legacy/addict/images/Puff_Daddy/sq_puffy_video_pe2000_bdb.gif
F' SHO

HickMan
Jan 2nd, 2005, 04:35 AM
http://urbanlyrics.net/xzibit.jpg
YO THIS IS X TO THA Z AND YOU WATCHIN PIMP MY RIDE

HickMan
Jan 2nd, 2005, 04:38 AM
http://www.mtv.com/onair/pimp_my_ride/flipbooks/wyatt/hijet.jpg
WATCH HOW WEST COAST CUSTOMS TURNS THIS GAY VAN INTO A PIMPMOBILE

HickMan
Jan 2nd, 2005, 04:39 AM
http://www.mtv.com/onair/pimp_my_ride/flipbooks/wyatt/new_hijet.jpg
YO! THATS PIMP

HickMan
Jan 2nd, 2005, 04:42 AM
LET'S SEE WHAT THE OWNER OF THIS PIMP VAN THINKS NOW!

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00130/People_s_Choice_Awa_130038a.jpg
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD GOD GOD GOD!

ANOTHER PERSON SATISFIED ON PIMP MY RIDE!

Matt Harty
Jan 2nd, 2005, 04:21 PM
n*gga you nuts

executioneer
Jan 2nd, 2005, 04:26 PM
lol :(

Matt Harty
Jan 2nd, 2005, 04:28 PM
THE FUCK IS THIS KID LAUGHIN AT?

executioneer
Jan 2nd, 2005, 04:30 PM
doggy fizzle televizzle :lol

HickMan
Jan 2nd, 2005, 04:32 PM
:(

Matt Harty
Jan 2nd, 2005, 04:35 PM
:/

ScruU2wice
Jan 2nd, 2005, 11:48 PM
:lol

Matt Harty
Jan 3rd, 2005, 11:41 AM
this censor is hurting my style :(

liquidstatik
Jan 3rd, 2005, 12:42 PM
hi guyz wuts up!* i been gone for a while watching tv ya know im back tho :D

HickMan
Jan 4th, 2005, 12:30 PM
Hey Liquidstatik hows life treating you these days?

liquidstatik
Jan 4th, 2005, 12:56 PM
Pretty good, ya herd,, yo avatar lookin pretty tuff, hick!

HickMan
Jan 4th, 2005, 01:08 PM
fo' real yo. If matt dont step up and make yours I might have to do it myself.

Matt Harty
Jan 4th, 2005, 06:33 PM
i did and i im'd the muthafucka with it >:

executioneer
Jan 9th, 2005, 08:43 PM
fo' real?

Matt Harty
Jan 9th, 2005, 08:56 PM
STOP BEING A BITCH BITCH

executioneer
Jan 11th, 2005, 04:33 AM
did anyone get away with murder yet i forget

GADZOOKS
Jan 11th, 2005, 05:27 AM
Ghost of Fraiser didn't

executioneer
Jan 11th, 2005, 10:52 PM
wah wah wah wahhhh (http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/wahwahwahwah.mp3)

sheep_herder
Jan 11th, 2005, 11:00 PM
Actually 277 pages, but u were close, heres a cookie.

executioneer
Jan 11th, 2005, 11:12 PM
i dont understand what the hell you are talking about

sheep_herder
Jan 11th, 2005, 11:19 PM
Me ether

executioneer
Jan 12th, 2005, 12:02 AM
maybe you should try typing slower i bet that helps

sheep_herder
Jan 12th, 2005, 12:07 AM
That's some good advice i will try that.

Try the advice:

Me cant play bongos with a potato chip, becuase the TNT is loose.

O well ill practice some more

Mr. Vagiclean
Jan 12th, 2005, 12:11 AM
OH i am sorry, you really shouldn't walk backwards like that

Matt Harty
Jan 12th, 2005, 12:33 AM
You guys are TO-TA-LY NUTS

sheep_herder
Jan 12th, 2005, 01:38 AM
You guys are TO-TA-LY NUTS

no these are totaly nuts---->http://img117.exs.cx/img117/2029/images0pu.jpg

-BrAd-
Jan 12th, 2005, 01:08 PM
Jesus, this thread has been active for almost a year!

Schimid
Jan 12th, 2005, 04:14 PM
Holy crap, I came here in 2003?

Almost two years. :vet

HickMan
Jan 12th, 2005, 04:15 PM
onFg schimid we're like old lol lol

executioneer
Jan 12th, 2005, 08:33 PM
dude i was on the old boards for two years before i came to this one :supervet

executioneer
Jan 12th, 2005, 08:34 PM
of course i dont meanto turn this into an out-vetting contest b/c i know theres ppl who can totally outvet them all *chojin couhg cogh*

Big McLargehuge
Jan 13th, 2005, 02:35 AM
hey guys i paid my bills today and my internet came back, i'm touching myself

Matt Harty
Jan 13th, 2005, 11:48 AM
Oh shit I thought you died. :(

liquidstatik
Jan 13th, 2005, 01:06 PM
yeah i know :( hey guys today on the bus this gay kid that listens to AFI tried to beat me up.

sheep_herder
Jan 13th, 2005, 03:12 PM
Probly because you offered him oral sex for 2 shiny yo-gi oh cards.

GADZOOKS
Jan 13th, 2005, 05:35 PM
of course i dont meanto turn this into an out-vetting contest b/c i know theres ppl who can totally outvet them all *chojin couhg cogh*

Yeah but you got banned from something awful :rolleyes

executioneer
Jan 13th, 2005, 06:34 PM
no i didnt i just stopped posting there b/c of the mountain of faggots there

executioneer
Jan 13th, 2005, 06:35 PM
of course i might be banned NOW, i bet they ban people with inactive accounts that would be so like that greedy f*ckface

executioneer
Jan 13th, 2005, 06:36 PM
and i'll be fuck-damned if i'm gonna go back and check >:

Pub Lover
Jan 13th, 2005, 09:33 PM
Hey Joes, how are the mad-libs? >:

Pub Lover
Jan 13th, 2005, 09:48 PM
So, the way I'm reading this so far, (& backwards :hypno ) is that this Sheep Herder guy is some kind of cock. >:

Pub Lover
Jan 13th, 2005, 09:50 PM
Damn Straight, A Cocking One-Eyed Trouser Snake! >:

Pub Lover
Jan 13th, 2005, 10:01 PM
oh wait he wouldn't be able to post then because he'd be frozen but he still posts. Maybe he just lives with AIDS :eek
Hey, Maybe he's a carrier, but has some immunity. Like Dubya & stupidity... HaHaHa, I just zinged your Cocking President! :D

I think this is the first time I've used the word 'zing', I hope I used it right... :eek

Pub Lover
Jan 13th, 2005, 10:15 PM
I remember but Pub Lover posted like a million posts in two hours and then he left what a whore. >:
No. You're The Whore. >:

I've Just Been Reading Some Books, I've Not 'Left'. ;)

Pub Lover
Jan 13th, 2005, 10:17 PM
i remember when pub had a bible session
Hey, I Remember That Too! :)

It's funnier if you know how seriously Christian I really am. ;(

Bubsy
Jan 13th, 2005, 11:03 PM
http://jokes.glowport.com/cartoon/backup.gif!!!!!!

Pub Lover
Jan 13th, 2005, 11:25 PM
That shit ain't funny. I've had computers explode on me. >:

Pub Lover
Jan 13th, 2005, 11:51 PM
Seriously, I still have bits of molten circuit embedded in my lego castle. :(

Bubsy
Jan 14th, 2005, 12:00 AM
sorry!!!! :(

sheep_herder
Jan 14th, 2005, 12:03 AM
What happens when you stick your DIcK in the floopy drive, just because its floopy doesnt mean you put it in there.

Pub Lover
Jan 14th, 2005, 12:34 AM
You are not a valued member of this board.

Pub Lover
Jan 14th, 2005, 12:34 AM
Haha, stupid page break.

sheep_herder
Jan 14th, 2005, 12:36 AM
AND YOU HAVE NO NET VALUE WHAT SO EVER. SUCK MY FILLY FLAPY PEPPER SMACKER.

Pub Lover
Jan 14th, 2005, 12:36 AM
HEY SHEEP HERDER GUY! IF YOU WANNA GET BANNED, THEN I KNOW THE PEFECT WAY! Am I right guys?

NIGGAS! :eek

sheep_herder
Jan 14th, 2005, 12:41 AM
I ALREADY FOUND A WAY. BUT THIS GUY WOULD LIKE SOME
http://img144.exs.cx/img144/4015/gayparade299ek.jpg

Pub Lover
Jan 14th, 2005, 12:44 AM
I'd joke-fight you to death, but Willie already won. >:

sheep_herder
Jan 14th, 2005, 12:45 AM
WHOS WILLY AND WHAT DOES HE DO

executioneer
Jan 14th, 2005, 02:02 AM
who is your daddy and what does he do

GADZOOKS
Jan 14th, 2005, 02:19 AM
Just like the old days :tear

Big McLargehuge
Jan 14th, 2005, 04:23 AM
i know i just got my internet back and all, but i might have to leave this place and never come back, i mean in the time i was gone it has become completely and totally boring :(

every other post is some moron jacking off all over himself and it makes me sad :(

Pub Lover
Jan 14th, 2005, 11:19 AM
Just like the old days :tear

HickMan
Jan 14th, 2005, 02:30 PM
DON'T GET BANNED :X

Pub Lover
Jan 14th, 2005, 05:03 PM
Don't have sex with strangers. :rolleyes

GADZOOKS
Jan 14th, 2005, 07:15 PM
Yeah Hickman, that's so irresponsible!

Pub Lover
Jan 14th, 2005, 08:02 PM
& if you do, it's gotta be a secrat! :dunce

Pub Lover
Jan 15th, 2005, 02:27 PM
No one treats this thread right anymore. :tear

The Retro Kat
Jan 15th, 2005, 04:16 PM
I'm fucking 18 years old and i finally got the fucking chicken pox, can you guys believe that shit?

HickMan
Jan 15th, 2005, 04:31 PM
Hey pub you're so mean >:

Puppy_Love
Jan 15th, 2005, 04:34 PM
Posting of real life info is instant ban, and we dont care about herpees on your testicals.

HickMan
Jan 15th, 2005, 04:43 PM
alright i guess i'll leave ;(

Puppy_Love
Jan 15th, 2005, 05:11 PM
Im sorry, i love ya. Just only in a platonic way from now on

HickMan
Jan 15th, 2005, 05:17 PM
MOTHER-F'ER

Puppy_Love
Jan 15th, 2005, 05:19 PM
That post was meant for retro kat. The quote just didnt make it..

Bubsy
Jan 16th, 2005, 12:02 AM
hahahahah your avatar is HIKLARIOUS!

ScruU2wice
Jan 16th, 2005, 12:13 AM
I'm bloody 18 years old and i finally got the bloody chicken pox, can you guys believe that shit?

The funny part is that you totally perdicted it too :(

Pub Lover
Jan 16th, 2005, 02:19 PM
Hey Retro, tough break, you do know that it can make you sterile getting it so late in life? :eek
Hey pub you're so mean >:
Don't you dare be rude to your dad! >:

Pub Lover
Jan 16th, 2005, 02:20 PM
WTF?! Why do I always get the bloody pagebreak?

GADZOOKS
Jan 16th, 2005, 07:44 PM
whatever happen to the pedofile case with you.

Pub Lover
Jan 16th, 2005, 10:25 PM
Paedophilia jokes are all very funny till you actually get accused of it. >:

It's like waking up one day to find you've been painted black & have to ride at the back of the bus... :eek

Actually, no. It's bloody worse. >:

Pub Lover
Jan 16th, 2005, 10:28 PM
HaHa, I was trying to be serious, yet I still made a nigga joke. :lol

I only find racism ironically funny. I :love the blacks, fo sur. >:

Bubsy
Jan 17th, 2005, 01:34 AM
I just ate a deelicious sandiwech YUM!

executioneer
Jan 17th, 2005, 03:16 AM
what was in it

Bubsy
Jan 17th, 2005, 03:40 AM
cheese and salad and maybe a DEAD RAT!!!!!! :lol

executioneer
Jan 17th, 2005, 04:31 AM
thats what you get!

Puppy_Love
Jan 17th, 2005, 06:33 AM
I just ate a deelicious sandiwech YUM!

Where did you have that sandwitch laying at, i might have eaten some.

Matt Harty
Jan 17th, 2005, 10:58 AM
PUB LOVER :eek

Matt Harty
Jan 17th, 2005, 10:59 AM
http://www.dotphotoinfo.com/newsletterimages/dec27/excited%20baby.jpg

Bubsy
Jan 17th, 2005, 06:39 PM
that's a scary BABY!

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2005, 06:54 PM
You're a scary baby! >:

Bubsy
Jan 17th, 2005, 07:01 PM
:( !!!!!!!

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2005, 07:22 PM
I'm sorry. :(
not really! haha!

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2005, 07:23 PM
Yeah, that was a joke, I didn't screw up. No not at all. :eek
Damn.

Bubsy
Jan 17th, 2005, 07:28 PM
well it's fine i like everybody here!\

except for stupid idiots liken sheep_POOPER!!!! :newbie

Puppy_Love
Jan 17th, 2005, 07:46 PM
All except the sheep herder guy, i saw the 3 post on him. did he get banned or just stop posting.

Schimid
Jan 17th, 2005, 08:11 PM
knock knock

Mr. Vagiclean
Jan 17th, 2005, 08:19 PM
LO i wish I can answer it!

Puppy_Love
Jan 17th, 2005, 08:21 PM
o well who cares i just wanted to know just nosie

Pub Lover
Jan 18th, 2005, 06:50 PM
can't you here me knockin

HickMan
Jan 18th, 2005, 07:09 PM
knock knock

Who's there?

Drev
Jan 18th, 2005, 07:14 PM
WHEN WAS THE DVD INVENTED?