I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[wobzire]

I have passed out in my office chair a good 3 or 4 times now.

[Guitar Woman]

so drink some coffee, jackass

[Guitar Woman]

do you have your own office, or just a cubicle?

You could try closing the door and taking a nap under the desk ala Seinfield

[wobzire]

just a cube. but i'll probably be doing that in a second or two anyhow.

[Shrubfest]

Mmmmcube. The perfect nap space.

[Tadao]

Shit. I hate Sundays.

It's half two, and the only thing I want to do is comfort eat chocolate due to loathing and misery.

Take a trip to California and drop some E with me.

[wobzire]

I feel asleep in the lunch room for an hour and a half!

[Shrubfest]

Tadao, how would i get to California from Yorkshire on short notice?

Thanks for the offer, though...

[liquidstatik]

Whats the worse shit heard
A shotgun blast from the back a ya head
Niggas don't know who got hit
But I know fo sho somebody dead
All I hear is people scream in the background
Everybody in the club down on tha flo
Everybody in the VIP was
Runnin over each otha fo the back do
I don't see MJG nowhere
Gunshots still pop in the mayhem
Imma reach fo the heat that I snuck in
Hope my shots don't hit the innocent
Seems like we done been here a long time
But its only been about 5 minutes
Shoulda stayed my ass at home
Its too late now I'm already in it
Whats the worse shit seen
Blood on the flo, blood on the wall
People gettin hit didn't do nothing
Baby don't know, momma ain't comin home
And I don't know what started it all
Over some bitch, or over some broaaad
A nigga done went too far
Now you gotta run and deal wit the law
And I don't wanna do nuthin but get home
I don't wanna see nuthin but the freeway
I don't wanna have to pop this four five
But I will if it mean Imma get away
Pull back let it all go
Run outside, jump in the vee-hic
Burn off doin eighty four
Nigga wanna get me, boy betta be quick

[liquidstatik]

Security beatin the hell outta some of the instigatas
Who started the fuck rucous in the first place
And there ain't even no way I could sugar coat it
As bad is I want the shit to be over and be the worse case
I'm tryin to make it to my chevy, I don't give a fuck about
the bitches Or the little money Imma spend now
MJG I'm just tryna get up out the club like
So don't be stickin yo hand up to me talkin bout you hurtin
You a veteran now hit me wit a dub spot
And ain't no way I'm tryna get hit wit a stray bullet
But no matta what chu say nigga they pull it
A nigga who on a mission to get me and everybody
Who came wit me back to mutha fuckin safety
And don't nobody but me and a couple niggas who kill nigga for real
Hit the ignition on the Chevy Impala
To keep the lookout for me I just cut the music on the lo-lo
I got my hand on the fo-fo
Tellin my people to get down, help me look out for the po-po
Put it in drive, hit the accelerator
Pistol wippin while I'm dippin now
Anotha episode of niggas tryna get out the club
Because anotha mutha fucka nigga trippin now

[liquidstatik]

I didn't know wtf he said in like 5 lines so I just left htem out!

[liquidstatik]

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u241/so23fly/8BallMJG.jpg

[liquidstatik]

GET LOW (GET LOW) GET LOW (GET LOW)
GET LOW (THEY FIGHTIN') GET LOW (THEY FIGHTIN')
GET LOW (THEY SHOOTIN') GET LOW (THEY SHOOTIN')

[liquidstatik]

http://codes.mashable.com/uploads/images/2007-08-06/mONnVfh5aU.jpg

I got my Lac sitting low, like a Honda Civic
Hundred sack of that dro, got a G lifted
And the way I work the grain, gotta be gifted
Dipping, in and out of traffic swiftly
Tipsy, off drank but no beers here
I got a tre, and a twenty ounce root beer
Muddy, like a motherf**king hog pen
Banging Pac "Makaveli", play that number eight again
Time go by, puffing on high
I'm feeling too fly, and that ain't even high
See I's a gangsta nigga, I shoot or shank a nigga
But it's some'ing about them swangas, that'll change a nigga
Have you chunking the deuce up, to a stranger nigga
You shining harder than a bitch, he don't blame you nigga
Who could blame you nigga, you doing the damn thang
Staying true to the game, you deserve to swang


Behind that five percent, windows never go down
Music never go down, my nigga say slow down
Keep driving, pass that dro
Tip slow while you ride on 4's, when we ride on 4's

[liquidstatik]

Hit your breaks homie, let the third light glow
Swang open the do', let em smell the dro
Naw we ain't capping, that there for them bitches
We grinding hard as fuck, and riding on our riches
Shit the fam good, the kids good
So why not grip wood through the hood nigga, come on now
Kush got me gone now, I don't smoke the stress
I been blessed, so if it's in the air it's the best
And if it's in my cup, it's that purple
Got me flipping through the hood, riding in a circle
No destination, nigga just riding
Big mothership gliding, motor on siding
That's what it is, what could be better
Send a couple pictures of the slab, in the letters
To my niggaz in the Penn, I'ma hold you down
Show the whole unit, how we do in H-Town nigga yeah


Behind that five percent, windows never go down
Music never go down, my nigga say slow down
Keep driving, pass that dro
Tip slow while you ride on 4's, when we ride on 4's

[liquidstatik]

http://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/slim-thug.jpg

I'm rolling on 4's, with the windows closed
Dro smoke up out my nose, letting the trunk do shows
Playafali on my toes, gotta show the world I'm having change
So I bought a candy Cadillac, up on them thangs
Hurting boys mayn, Thugga gotta represent
I stay lit up, behind that five percent tint
Stay bent on the daily, when I'm in the hood
Shining like a superstar, when I grip the wood
Pieced up smelling good, gotta stay fresh
And show the world I'm blessed, everytime my voice up in your deck
Wreck the mic, and I wreck on the 'vard
Every season some'ing hard, coming out my garage
I don't barred, H-Town repping till I'm dead
From the Tre to the West, to my G's off the 'Stead
Boys out here getting bread, and reaching our goals
Behind tint with the windows closed, when I ride on 4's


Behind that five percent, windows never go down
Music never go down, my nigga say slow down
Keep driving, pass that dro
Tip slow while you ride on 4's, when we ride on 4's

[liquidstatik]

I'm copy & pasted'n these, and whoever is writtingg the lyrics ar edoin a horrible job of being right :x

[liquidstatik]

http://calisuper.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/lil-wayne-bm01.jpg


I get money - I get, I get money - I get money, it ain't nothin to a boss nigga
I get money - I, I, I, I get money, I get money it ain't nothin to a boss
I get money - I get, I get money - I get money, it ain't nothin to a boss nigga
I get money - I, I, I, I get money, I get money it ain't nothin to a boss
I get money - I get, I get money - I get money, it ain't nothin to a boss nigga
I get money - I, I, I, I get money, I get money it ain't nothin to a boss

[Tadao]

Tadao, how would i get to California from Yorkshire on short notice?

Thanks for the offer, though...

Fine, I'll start swimming there.

[liquidstatik]

http://305hiphop.net/Portals/0/Trae.jpg


Picture me posted on the corner, my pants saggin below my ass
With somethin weighin down my pocket, from people countin my cash
I'm a hop inside the drop and let the top down, and squat down
Then I make 'em pump they brakes like I'm a stop sign
Told you I rhyme gangsta, I got it locked down - Houston, Texas my home
My paint stay wetter then a bitch - on this nice selection of chrome
And if I ever choose to roam homey, I'm good where I go
Better ask yo'favorite ghetto star, how I get down on the low
My hustle fuh sho, when I'm gettin this dough
You better believe if I talk about it I got it to show
My neck and wrist enough to drop a hater jaw to the flo'
And don't worry bout the price it cost bitch I got money to blow
It's nothin to a boss!

[liquidstatik]

http://calisuper.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/lil-wayne-bm01.jpg


I get money - I get, I get money - I get money, it ain't nothin to a boss nigga
I get money - I, I, I, I get money, I get money it ain't nothin to a boss
I get money - I get, I get money - I get money, it ain't nothin to a boss nigga
I get money - I, I, I, I get money, I get money it ain't nothin to a boss
I get money - I get, I get money - I get money, it ain't nothin to a boss nigga
I get money - I, I, I, I get money, I get money it ain't nothin to a bossss

[liquidstatik]

http://305hiphop.net/Portals/0/Trae.jpg


I make the money but don't let the money make me
But my money make alot of haters hate me
'cause I'm a shine, I ain't tryna tone shit down
I'm a put it in they face and show I'm paid now
I'm livin laid now, use to be broke strugglin
Till I got up off my ass and started straight hustlin
Got out and got it on my own, wasn't gave nothin
You ain't heard that lil'young nigga stayed thuggin
Went from the streets, to the beats now I'm makin hits
Momma happy cause her son gettin paid legit
I been the shit mayne, before the paper came
You can take away my money, but can't take my game
I'm the boss nigga, gyeah...

[liquidstatik]

http://calisuper.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/lil-wayne-bm01.jpg



I get money - I get, I get money - I get money, it ain't nothin to a boss nigga
I get money - I, I, I, I get money, I get money it ain't nothin to a boss
I get money - I get, I get money - I get money, it ain't nothin to a boss nigga
I get money - I, I, I, I get money, I get money it ain't nothin to a boss
I get money - I gett, I get money - I get money, it ain't nothin to a boss nigga
I get money - I, I, I, I get money, I get money it ain't nothin to a bossss

[liquidstatik]

http://305hiphop.net/Portals/0/Trae.jpg

Now in the hood I'm gettin paid - slam butterfly do's
Gettin money just guarantee me a bunch of fly hoes
So I choose to let 'em have it, it's evident talk is cheap
I put about thirty in my mouth so now they feel me when I speak(yeah)
I'm Trae Tha Truth you better go ask 'em who the streets
And ask 'em who that, in that black on black with ostrich sittin on the seats
My money speaks plus I'm surrounded by a couple freaks
I'm so much in my zone I ain't been home in bout a couple weeks
They use to tell me I was broke, I told 'em not for long
And pulled up on they ass in somethin, that cost bout forty stacks alone
See in these streets I'm like the president ridin on chrome
Saggin my ceasers with my t - shirt on - like I'm a boss

[liquidstatik]

http://calisuper.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/lil-wayne-bm01.jpg

I get money - I get, I get money - I get money, it ain't nothin to a boss nigga
I get money - I, I, I, I get money, I get money it ain't nothin to a boss
I get money - I get, I get moneyy - I get money, it ain't nothin to a boss nigga
I get money - I, I, I, I get money, I get money it ain't nothin to a boss
I get money - I gett, I get money - I get money, it ain't nothin to a boss nigga
I get money - I, I, I, I get money, I get money it ain't nothin to a boss

[liquidstatik]

http://blog.kir.com/archives/houston%20skyline.jpg

[liquidstatik]

SCREWSTON, TEXAS

[executioneer]

jeez ok you can go back to posting almost-porn of underages now :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

jeez :rolleyes

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/eekgeese.gif

[MetalMilitia]

good grief!

[liquidstatik]

:rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

:hypno

[executioneer]

jeez louise

[liquidstatik]

you better stop talkin about my grandma willie!

[executioneer]

jeepers, sorry

[HickMan]

guys i'm back from the pitchfork festival. animal collective was great and I f'd an asian chick

[bigtimecow]

this is weird danny :(

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[bigtimecow]

you dfuckin' hick

[liquidstatik]

I'M NOT AVERY SOCIAL PERSON OTHER TAHN THE INTERNET :x

[bigtimecow]

I CAN TELL :(

[liquidstatik]

WEL I WAS TRYIN TO MAKE IT MORE AKWARD THAN IT WOLD HAVE BEEN BUT YEAH :(

[liquidstatik]

I TOLD THE SLUT I WOULD CALL HER LATER, AND I''M GOING TO.

[bigtimecow]

yeah i bet

[liquidstatik]

:lol :(

[bigtimecow]

GOOD, SHE NEEDS A FAT DICK :lol

[liquidstatik]

I TALKED TO MLE & IS A COUPLE YEARS AGO ON THE PHONE AND IT WAS TWICE AS AKWARD 'CASUE IT WAS A 3 WAY AND TTHEY KEPT MAKING FUN OF MY ACCENT :'(

[bigtimecow]

that slut just said she has a thing for southern accents

yeah boy hit that

[liquidstatik]

myd icks not a day and one hour long :x

[bigtimecow]

you mean 1607 miles :(

[liquidstatik]

idk my goggle maps didn't work :x

[executioneer]

what are you on about, btc and liquid

[liquidstatik]

i called some slut but she didn't like me and gave the phoen to btc and we had awkwad conversation :'(

[bigtimecow]

danny wanted a slut so i gave him my friends number and then i talked to him on the phone and it was ew

[liquidstatik]

D:

[executioneer]

is she a gr8 big slut

[bigtimecow]

BYE Y'ALL

[liquidstatik]

she sounded like an uptight b*tch

[bigtimecow]

p.s. YES SHE IS :!

[Fathom Zero]

:hypno

[liquidstatik]

ventrilo :lol

[bigtimecow]

whoa im posting from my ds :o

[liquidstatik]

whoa im posting from my laptop :o

[bigtimecow]

p.s. YES SHE IS :!


NO SHE IS NOT!.


told you i'd do it. d!ck.


-omgsmg; damn it.

[Esuohlim]

guys who wants to call me my phone number is uh well nevermind actually :( :coward

[liquidstatik]

im way more shy than i let on guys :truth

[Esuohlim]

liquidstatik: HI MILHOUS E :D
Esuohlim: :(
liquidstatik: :(

This would be our phone conversation

[Esuohlim]

Pub Lover: COWARD >:
Esuohlim: :(

[Esuohlim]

idk my goggle maps didn't work :x

GOGGLE MAPS :eek

[Fathom Zero]

Which one of you bastards called me that one time and played a recording about vitamins or something?

[Fathom Zero]

Was Hitler really capital E Evil? That is a simplistic view of the events that I wasn't taught at school.

Other than that? Yeah, I wrote alot of this sort of thing when I was your age. Then I died a little more inside and it's just a lingering irritation. Maybe that'll go soon too.

GO DO SOMETHING FUN

I can't remember if I meant he was pure evil or just really motivated.

When I write, it's like reading erotic fiction. I'm always ashamed afterward.

[executioneer]

guys i got rockband, i kind of suck at it! i just barely got past enter sandman on medium on the guitar, and am inexcusably bad on drums >: i can do vocals ok though

[HungryWantBiddy]

HI GUYS!!!! :-D

[HickMan]

:(

[HungryWantBiddy]

You guys know you love me.

[HickMan]

http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v208/208/98/614802673/n614802673_1565045_5303.jpg
You guys hate me

[MetalMilitia]

Some guy came to my door trying to get me to change energy suppliers. He sounded like he was from Australia or New Zealand. I considered asking if he knew pub lover.

Maybe he did, I guess I'll never know.

[liquidstatik]

do you have pics of you fucking her hickaman? :o

[ElPila666]

Asian girls are hot dude

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=uUTB1qn9O6E

[HickMan]

I don't have pictures of me fucken her but I do have a picture of some crazy freak

http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v274/49/35/49100565/n49100565_31452380_1541.jpg
He talked to me for an hour about how cool the Fuck Buttons are. And I thought they totally sucked

[Pub Lover]

CLAY, YOU LOOK REALLY PALE, HAVE YOU BEEN SICK?

[HickMan]

BEER

[Pub Lover]

YOU'RE SUCH A STUD, CLAY! ENJOY THESE LAST FEW WEEKS OF NOT BEING SHOT IN A MILITARY TRAINING EXERCISE!


Hallo to all.
I am looking for a good impermeable or underwater clock with voice recorder function, even like that one of the cellular phone, where you click a button and it register, but I can't find it.
I bought something like that, the casio DBV 3000, but it wasn't impermeable .
I bought a chinese one too, it says "water resistant", but when you go under the water a few humidity passes and the contacts are oxidized therefore it doesn't works anymore.
Anyone knows a truly impermeable or water resistant model?
I use the clock inside the water but outside to register…
Any suggestion or link?
Thanks to anyone that can help me.

A joy to read. I applaud you, Mister Bot de Spam.

[Kitsa]

that guy kind of looks like he belongs in Boris the Sprinkler.

[HickMan]

His gf was gross too :x

[Pub Lover]

http://i36.tinypic.com/33z8ayb.jpg

OH SHIT! CLAY, SHE GOT PREGNANT AND HAD YOUR BABY! :eek

[HickMan]

:x:|:lol

[HickMan]

oh and :eek

[Sethomas]

I was thinking more like :wank , but hey, whatever.

[MLE]

http://i36.tinypic.com/33z8ayb.jpg
You guys hate me

[Fathom Zero]

uhhhhhhhhhh

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/may/ohhereitgoes.jpg

[HickMan]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image.php?u=279&dateline=1208915884

[HickMan]

:(

[Pub Lover]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image.php?u=279&dateline=1208915884

:(

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/fyb/emotes/BIGfrown.gif

[HickMan]

:(

[Pub Lover]

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/fyb/emotes/BIGwink.gif

[Jules Samza]

HOLY SHIT I'M FAMOUS

[Pub Lover]

...FOR BEING A DICK. :/

[Pub Lover]

:\

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/june/leeksgirl.jpg

[Jules Samza]

http://abhinav.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/poppins1.jpg


?

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/june/RodneyDangerfield.jpg

[Jules Samza]

http://billingsgazette.net/h/blogs/basinbeat/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/kenny.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/artspitzerirptgi.jpg

[Jules Samza]

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/8390/homotm9.png

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/bobbyChariot.jpg

[Pub Lover]

or even:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/BuyTadaoAShirt.jpg

[Jules Samza]

Well, I do all my own stunts. Do you?


http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/1891/eggplantja0.png

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/StalfrosGRok.jpg

Now I just need to repost my Son of Hickman, and you've got a pretty good summation of how I've spent my last six years.

[Jules Samza]

Oh yeah, so I do.

[Jules Samza]

Yeah. The keyboard vowels don't work either. It makes me look like I TYPE with a speech impediment.

[Pub Lover]

You do have an edit button.

[Pub Lover]

Oh yeah, so I do.

Completely replacing your text can get you banned though. Word a warning.

[Jules Samza]

Yeah, thanks.

Whew, this is awkward.

[Pub Lover]

There must be something better for you to be doing this evening than chatting me up.

[Jules Samza]

Nope, not for a few more hours.


How was your day?

[Pub Lover]

Just starting. It's the morning here in Dallas, Somalia.

[Jules Samza]

http://www.freewebs.com/kunaljanu/CSS/605480_thumbs_up_with_clipping_path%5B9%5D.jpg

[Kitsa]

Phone cake order called in to Walmart:

"Best Wishes Suzanne, and underneath that, We Will Miss You."

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/underneatthat.jpg

[Pub Lover]

DAMMIT MLE! I NEED TO ASK WILLIE A QUESTION! >:

:(

[MetalMilitia]

Also bigtimecow.

[Pub Lover]

WHAT IS SO TOUGH ABOUT ONE QUESTION AT A TIME, BTC?

[MetalMilitia]

Maybe he was just reiterating the previous question because he couldn't wait to hear the answer. :/

[MetalMilitia]

Phone cake order called in to Walmart:

"Best Wishes Suzanne, and underneath that, We Will Miss You."

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/underneatthat.jpg

It says under neat. They're calling into question your neatness.

[Pub Lover]

http://i36.tinypic.com/33z8ayb.jpg
You guys hate me

:lol

[Fathom Zero]

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/3950/leskogr0.jpg

[Pub Lover]

TOO SLOW
Maybe he was just reiterating the previous question because he couldn't wait to hear the answer. :/

MAYBE I SHOULD START ASK BTC TO SHUT UP THREAD?

BECAUSE I HAVE NO REAL QUESTIONS FOR HIM.

[Esuohlim]

I'M GOING TO BE MATTHEW LESKO FOR HALLOWEEN THIS YEAR :(

[Esuohlim]

THAT OR CAMERON FROM FERRIS BUELLER >:

I WAS DOUG FUNNIE LAST YEAR :(

[Esuohlim]

:tear

[Kitsa]

I'm going to be Pub for halloween.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

You should totally be Cameron :lol

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/may/milhouse.jpg
AREN'T YOU DOUG EVERY YEAR?

[HickMan]

TOO MUCH HAIR

[Zomboid]

Hey, I'm done work for the summer. You wanna do the Anne Frank strategy in Halo 3?

[Tadao]

A few years ago my buddy and I where going to go as the twin towers and then have two friends go as planes. The planes would come running around the corner and hit us.

[Tadao]

http://jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2008/07/MOZ-HomemadeCar.jpg

[Kitsa]

I had an awesome gif that I was going to post and say it was Tadao but Photobucket removed it as a violation of their whatever :(

[bigtimecow]

stop talkin' shit 'bout me behind my back >:

[Tadao]

I had an awesome gif that I was going to post and say it was Tadao but Photobucket removed it as a violation of their whatever :(

:)

[Pub Lover]

stop talkin' shit 'bout me behind my back >:

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY NOT READ MY CHATLOGS WITH DANNY THEN ;)

YOU AND THE FBI :chatter

[liquidstatik]

D:

[Pub Lover]

:)

If it got taken down by Photobucket, then it would've probably got you banned anyway. :\

[Pub Lover]

D:

:D

[liquidstatik]

yeah what doesn't get you banned :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

ME, OR PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE?

[Tadao]

Photobucket removes stuff for weak reasons, I'd like the job of going through peoples photobucket stuff.

[MLE]

WHAT WAS YOUR QUESTION OTHER THAN ASKING IF YOU SHOULD TELL BTC TO SHUT UP. IF THAT WAS THE QUESTION, I WOULD SAY IF IT'S OUTSIDE OF THE ART FORUM, GO FOR IT.

[Tadao]

YOU STAY OUT OF THIS PEG LEG!

[MLE]

;_; YOU'RE A JERK I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE.

[Tadao]

:tear

[Pub Lover]

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff253/charchar2121/america_trl.jpg

[Tadao]

What happened to your foot anyways?

[Pub Lover]

Photobucket removes stuff for weak reasons, I'd like the job of going through peoples photobucket stuff.

LOOKING AT THEIR RANDOM FUNCTION, I SURE WOULDN'T :x

[MLE]

NEXT UP, PUB LOVER!

[MLE]

Didn't I just tell you that you were a jerk and that I didn't love you anymore? I don't think I need to take you talking to me like this!

CRY CRY CRYCRY CRY

[Tadao]

TELL ME SOMETHING NEW

[Pub Lover]

WHAT WAS YOUR QUESTION OTHER THAN ASKING IF YOU SHOULD TELL BTC TO SHUT UP. IF THAT WAS THE QUESTION, I WOULD SAY IF IT'S OUTSIDE OF THE ART FORUM, GO FOR IT.

I DON'T WANT TO ASK MY QUESTION ANYMORE BECAUSE I MADE TOO MUCH OF A BIG DEAL ABOUT ASKING IT

I WAS GOING TO SAY I FORGOT WHAT IT WAS BUT I JUST REMEMBEERED AND YUH IT'S SILLY

PLUS BTC ONLY NEEDS TO SHUTUP IF HE'S BREAKING RULES AND STUFF

OTHER THAN THAT HE SURELY DOEN'T TALK ENOUGH

CERTAINLY ABOUT THE THINGS I SAY ABOUT HIM BEHIND HIS BACK

[Pub Lover]

NEXT UP, PUB LOVER!

Ouch. :(

[MLE]

I FYOU DON'T ASK ME YOUR QUESTION, I WILL BE FORCED TO CRY.

THIS WILL BE ON YOUR HEAD.

[Pub Lover]

OH


WELL



DANG

[MLE]

*SNIFF SNIFF*

[Pub Lover]

OH DON'T BE DOING THAT, I ASKED THE DANG QUESTION

NOW I'M ALL FEELING FOOLISH WITH MY OL' SELF

[MLE]

YOU ASKED NO QUESTION! YOU'RE TRYING TO TRICK MEEEEEE *SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF*

[Pub Lover]

IF ANYONE IS BEING TRICKED HERE IT'S PROBABLY ME, MISSUS

SO QUIT YOUR CATAWALLING AND CLEAR YOUR CACHE

[MLE]

*SOBSOBOSBSBOSOBSOBOSOBSOBSOB*

[Tadao]

THAT WAS A HORRIBLE QUESTION PUB

[Pub Lover]

I HAD A BETTER PHRASING THIS MORNING, BUT IT WAS STILL BAD, AND REALLY TADAO YOU CAN JUST FUCK OFF

[MLE]

CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Tadao]

I ONLY PICK ON CUTE GIRLS

[Tadao]

NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR GIMPY FOOT

[MLE]

I DON'T KNOW I AM GOING TO THE DOCS TOMORROW MORNING

[Tadao]

HOPEFULLY IT WILL BE OK

[Esuohlim]

AREN'T YOU DOUG EVERY YEAR?

I'm Doug every day :(

[Sethomas]

Pssh. I did Doug Funnie in 2004 and I didn't even grow up with Nickelodeon. I did it as a matter of spite.

[liquidstatik]

http://stonedgopher.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/skeeter01.jpg

[HickMan]

Hey, I'm done work for the summer. You wanna do the Anne Frank strategy in Halo 3?

TOTALLY, BRUH. RIP DIMEBAG...RIP

[Zomboid]

The other day, I was wearing a Pantera hoodie and listening to MOUTH FOR WAR on my ipod, and I totally thought of that because I had a DIMEBAG OOOOVERLOAD!!! Naw-meen?

[Dixie]

He was better as Diamond Darryl, back when Anselmo could sing like Halford. What a fucking waste of a band.

[executioneer]

oh hey perry bibleship updated! awesome!

[bigtimecow]

eh, gurwitch is losing it :(

[Fathom Zero]

I just bought Robot 1 and as with all Japanese shit, it's very expensive. I wouldn't have paid more than $10 on any other day. Take Heavy Metal and smash it together with all the wonder that is Japan and it's ramen noodles and just as ill-clothed women and you have Robot.

http://www.udonentertainment.com/robot/

[Fathom Zero]

I turned on My Recommendations in Last.FM and all I've been getting is synthpop and The Aquabats. >:

[Kitsa]

there's only so much Aquabats a person can take.

[Fathom Zero]

Less than none, I hope.

[Kitsa]

I may or may not be moderately tipsy on some cheapass Canadian Club and irritating friends and relatives with faceinthehole.com renderings.

[HickMan]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VGrPk4e11Jk

[Tadao]

Is that the asian girl you f'ed?

[HickMan]

:x:x:x

[ElPila666]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/may/milhouse.jpg
AREN'T YOU DOUG EVERY YEAR?

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/8836/doug01bk4.jpg

:lol

[Kitsa]

wow, he nailed it

[Tadao]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/22/article-1037205-0209465A00000578-397_468x529.jpg

[HickMan]

http://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

I didn't know Casino Royale had six directors.

[Kitsa]

The guy at the takeout place didn't understand my order and I had to say it in Spanish. It pays to know a foreign language, especially if you want your tacos.

[liquidstatik]

http://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpghttp://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpg
http://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpghttp://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpg

http://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpghttp://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpg
http://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpghttp://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpg
http://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpghttp://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpg
http://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpghttp://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpg
http://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpghttp://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpg
http://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpghttp://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpg
http://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpghttp://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpg
http://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpghttp://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpg
http://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpghttp://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpg

[wobzire]

wow disco

[Tadao]

http://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpghttp://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpg
http://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpghttp://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpg

http://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpghttp://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpg
http://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpghttp://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpg
http://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpghttp://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpg
http://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpghttp://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpg
http://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpghttp://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpg
http://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpghttp://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpg
http://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpghttp://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpg
http://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpghttp://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpg
http://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpghttp://www.hvjournal.com/uploadimage/Bye-Bye-Birdie.jpg
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[liquidstatik]

:\

:/

[HickMan]

:/
;o

:pagebrak

[MattJack]

fu*k you MM Company of Heroes makes the Germans so OP that it's riDICKulous

FU*K THI* GAM*

[HickMan]

D*MN RIGHT

[HickMan]

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_g_LxA3h5Xko/SDeLNMA_3CI/AAAAAAAAEeo/9ZfpEOf_pDQ/jekporkins.gif.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

fu*k you MM Company of Heroes makes the Germans so OP that it's riDICKulous

FU*K THI* GAM*

YOU'RE WRONG! HITLER AGREES WITH ME (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjbGi0x3kg)

[MarioRPG]

Guys I'm back to this topic temporarily why the F*ck are we censor*ng

[bigtimecow]

f*ck you b*tch references? :(

[MattJack]

hahaha I love these Hitler movie things.

But srsly, fu*k the germa*s.

The censorsh*p thing is so the FCC won't f*ne me

[bigtimecow]

MattJack, i just wanna say that your loveline posts are most wonderful

[MattJack]

I'm jus tryn to help out the fellas

[HickMan]

h*f*ve

[MarioRPG]

F*ck the FC*.

[Kitsa]

I'm a little disturbed. I just saw the neighbor kid go past in a bikini and rollerskates and the first thing I thought of was liquidstatik :(

[Pub Lover]

A little disturbed is right. When you start reaching for your camera you know you've got a problem.

[Tadao]

Still waiting for Kybo to be funny.

[liquidstatik]

I hope you did get your camera :eek

[Esuohlim]

DON'T EAT TOO MANY SUNCHIPS IN ONE SITTING GUYS I SCRAPED UP MY MOUTH PRETTY BAD :(

OK SEE YA TOMORROW

[Pub Lover]

HEY, THEY HAVE SUNCHIPS HERE, BUT WE CALL THEM 'GRAINWAVES' AND THEY SCRAPE MY MOUTH TOO :D

MY FAVOURITE IS THE SWEET CHILLI FLAVOUR, BUT I LIKE THE HONEY MUSTARD TOO

THESE ARE THE ONLY FLAVOURS HOWEVER

[Pub Lover]

SEE WE HAVE CHOICE IN THE COMMIE-LANDS! >:

[Pub Lover]

I ONLY HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE THREE WEEKS

[Pub Lover]

AND THEY HAPPEN TO COST ME SIXTY TRILLION ZIMBABWE DOLLARS, BUT I GET A CHOICE OF TWO FLAVOURS OF CHIPS, DAMMIT

[Fathom Zero]

Chips aren't made of grain, goddamnit.

[Fathom Zero]

I've got teeth like David Bowie. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I DON'T EVEN CALL THEM CHIPS, I SAY CRISPS. :x

[Pub Lover]

I've got teeth like David Bowie. :eek

BEFORE OR AFTER HE HAD THEM FIXED?

[Fathom Zero]

Whatever they looked like during the seventies.

[Fathom Zero]

THE SHARP KIND

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/may/DavidBowieTEETH.jpg

[Pub Lover]

If I had some self-confidence today I would show you how fucked up my teeth are, and maybe you would feel better.

But today I think I am scum and should die, so no Shitty Pub Teeth.

[Fathom Zero]

My teeth are in good condition, just sharp and yellow.

[Pub Lover]

We have a differing opinion on what constitutes 'good condition' it would appear.

[Fathom Zero]

Healthy, not soft or full of holes. They're not really crooked, either.

I had one cavity when I was ten.

[wobzire]

GUESS WHERE I AM???

[HickMan]

do tell

[wobzire]

I'm at work.


wheeeeee

[Shrubfest]

Wow. Wobzire's at work. SHOCK!

:D

[executioneer]

yeah who isnt :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

ME :eek

I TOOK TODAY OFF SO I COULD GO TO A FAMILY REUNION :groan

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

This is my first day back at week since last saturday. I can't wait for tomorrow so I have another day off.

[liquidstatik]

ME :eek

I TOOK TODAY OFF ALONG WITH 4 MORE DAYS BECAUSE I SUCK AT MY JOB :cry

[HickMan]

ME :eek

I TOOK THE NEXT 16 DAYS OFF TO ENJOY MYSELF BEFORE BASIC TRAINING

[MattJack]

I got the weekends off :9to5tryintomakealivin

[Tadao]

Basic training? Who's gonna watch your ho's?

[HickMan]

Dey bes' watch demselves cuz when I get back I be in full force :yaherd

[HickMan]

http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/8/3/4/9/16219438-16219441-slarge.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

I never EVER get nose bleeds. This is a bad omen.

[wobzire]

I just got a nosebleed too for the first time in years! Insane.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

A Blood Omen.

[MarioRPG]

I lol-ed (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=81969969862585562)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

There's going to be a Solar Eclipse on Fri 8/1/08 at sunrise. Northern half of Maine and parts of Canada will be able to see it.