I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Esuohlim]

ask pub whatever happened to legolars

Why do these two go hand-in-hand in my head, too? I used to think legolars was just a Pub character

[Rongi]

You're at least part Mexican though, That much is true, right?

Actually, the majority of my ethnic background is Italian.

[Rongi]

legolars and pub were good pals, i feel like they joined around the same time

[Fathom Zero]

Actually, the majority of my ethnic background is Italian.
Same thing.

[Sam]

At least Rongi didn't pretend to be a girl and make Seven Force fall in love with him.

[Zhukov]

Actually, the majority of my ethnic background is Italian.
That's probably what I mean.

[Rongi]

At least Rongi didn't pretend to be a girl and make Seven Force fall in love with him.

oh man why didn't i give you pickles for this instead

[Fathom Zero]

All someone needs to do is show SF their feet.

[Rongi]

Same thing.

pram maven get out of fz's account, man

[Sam]

I NEED TO SPREAD SOME REPUTATION AROUND BEFORE GIVING IT TO RONGI AGAIN.

[Esuohlim]

At least Rongi didn't pretend to be a girl and make Seven Force fall in love with him.

:x :x

[Esuohlim]

I was waiting for elx come out and say that she's pulling the same stunt but she's probably definitely who she says she is...probably definitely... :(

[Fathom Zero]

pram maven get out of fz's account, man

thems fightin words

[Sam]

I was waiting for elx come out and say that she's pulling the same stunt but she's probably definitely who she says she is...probably definitely... :(

I WOULDN'T COUNT ON IT.

[Sam]

AND AT THIS RATE, RONGI WILL HAVE TO FIGHT EVERYONE.

FIRST MILHOUSE BACKWARDS, THEN PUB, AND NOW TINY DYLAN.

WHO'S NEXT? :goldbergpicturegoesherebuti'mfuckinglazy

[Esuohlim]

FUCK, I SHOULD PROBABLY MOVE ALL THESE POSTS OVER TO THE CHAT THREAD :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

[Sam]

:rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

whud you go and do that fer

[Esuohlim]

Moderating :rolleyes

[Rongi]

man i miss being a moderator :(

[Esuohlim]

whud you go and do that fer

:rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

man i miss being a moderator :(

:rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

You's a punkass busta, milhouse

[Sam]

I'D BE A GOOD MODERATOR.

I'D MOVE ALL KINDS OF POSTS AROUND TO PLACES. :rolleyes

[Rongi]

On this other (stupid) forum I post on one of the mods bragged about putting it on his resume that he is a moderator

gayest thing ever

[Esuohlim]

man i miss being a moderator :(

Dude if you never got banned I wouldn't be one :lol

[k0k0]

I get why he did it. You wouldn't want new dudes getting confused and leaving before you guys get a chance to insult them away.

[Rongi]

Dude if you never got banned I wouldn't be one :lol

ACTUALLY my mod powers got taken from me before I got banned because I wasn't really posting that much

also i probably abused my powers by deleting gw posts and constantly changing zbf's profile pic to a picture of two furries making out

[Fathom Zero]

it's five in the morning and there are bugs under my skin

if I pick at them anymore, I'm going to start bleeding

[Zhukov]

I just got a malware alert from this site. Thought that someone might need to know that for some reason.

[Supafly345]

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[Grislygus]

I just got a malware alert from this site. Thought that someone might need to know that for some reason.

Hell, those have been popping up for two years now

Now I have a Mac and get to not have antivirus and live in blissful ignorance

[Fathom Zero]

I got one from the Sonic thread, because someone hotlinked to a picture from some herpes-ridden site.

[Kitsa]

I brokeded my ankle :(

It's going to have to figure itself out because I have enough crap to deal with and fuck crutches.

[Fathom Zero]

I don't think an ankle is something that gets better because you yell at it.

[Grislygus]

God, the people who chat on kongregate are irritating. Every once in a while I check the chat out of curiosity, and shut it off immediately. I keep hoping to see one of you faggots on there

[Grislygus]

Otherworlder: anyone know some good eargasm songs?
Koffin: Er.
Koffin: Kashmir.
Otherworlder: ?
mason117: do you like dubstep?>
Otherworlder: indestructible by disturbed, animal i have become by 3 days grace r the only songs i have so far
mason117: listen to more disturbed
SaxyPlayer96: over and under by egypt central
Angelic77: http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2460419/Mind+rape/
Otherworlder: ill check it out saxy
Koffin: No, mason.
Koffin: I like my music to be more than one thing
Koffin: I do like bass, though.
Koffin: I detest all them bands listed up thar.
SaxyPlayer96: yay for dubstep!
SaxyPlayer96: u like teh dubstep koffin?
Otherworlder: Come to the nerd side. We have Pi.
mason117: skrillex,rusko,whitechapel,meshuggah,goat whore,cannibal corpse,flux pavilion,etc dubstep deathmetal djent core.
Koffin: No.
mason117: i listen to anything exept pop rap deathcore and nu metal
Otherworlder: over and under is good so far
Koffin: I only enjoy classic rock.
mason117: haha.
Koffin: I'll 'listen' to anything else, but that's 'cause someone else is playing.
SaxyPlayer96: lol
Otherworlder: there rnt very many classic rock songs that r easgasmic
Koffin: My Satanist friend listens to a lot of death metal, black metal, and so on.
Koffin: I think most of them are.
mason117: black metal meh
Koffin: He also likes dubstep, and listens to it a lot when he's on my laptop
Koffin: 'cause my speakers is awesome.
mason117: Do you like insturmental music?
Koffin: I prefer there to be singing, but yeah
Otherworlder: over and under isnt rly my speed but its ok
mason117: I keep rap away from my music taste becuase i dont want to slowly turn retarded like kesha
Koffin: lol
Koffin: Yeah, my friend unfortunately has an interest in rap
Koffin: i think 'cause he's a pothead
Koffin: they seem to like rap for some reason.
SaxyPlayer96: i like some rap, not most of it though
mason117: I like underground rap
mason117: and only one artist
StonerTX713: who
mason117: Immortal technique
StonerTX713: k-rino is better
StonerTX713: similar rappers
mason117: yes
Koffin: My friend showed me Matisyahu and though I probably won't ever put his music on me playlist, I do like it./
Otherworlder: does anyone want a guide for their game?
StonerTX713: i like immortal becuz he exposes the real america
Koffin: How's that?
StonerTX713: truth
Koffin: I've never heard of him, I'll guess he's a rapper 'cause of your name.
StonerTX713: like 9/11 and iraw shiit
Koffin: What is the 'real America', then?

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[Esuohlim]

I'm a faggot who's on Anti-Idle 24 hours a day since April

[Grislygus]

Oh shit, I forgot about Anti-Idle


I stopped once the update removed autopickup in the battle arena

[Kitsa]

I don't think an ankle is something that gets better because you yell at it.


Well, we'll find out, won't we?

I don't have any time for its shit.

[Fathom Zero]

Well the six screws in my right ankle would probably be good evidence.

[captain516]

[IMG]http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/4390/1224427844558.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/69/1224427844558.jpg/)

[Grislygus]

AHM FO COOL WIF MAH PARIF GILTON

[Pentegarn]

I believe I am supposed to say 'That's hot' here. Right?

[captain516]

THE SECRET'S OUT GUYS
I'm actually Paris Hilton

[Grislygus]

lol awesome random insane person addressing me on kongregate chat

UPDATES TO COME

[Grislygus]

I think I broke him :(

[darkvare]

so what's up with them london riots

[Pentegarn]

THE SECRET'S OUT GUYS
I'm actually Paris Hilton

I KNEW IT!

[k0k0]

:pagebrak



Koffin: What is the 'real America', then?


I'd have given him the answer.

It's when a girl is riding on my bonero all night at the beach while dolphins slap our backs with their tailwhips and the sea turtles spread their undersacks to the wind.

[Grislygus]

Jesus, this stupid fucking interactive story roleplaying bullshit is the most boring thing I've ever been gay enough to do. The things I do for you people >:




ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

[k0k0]

Haven't read it yet. Gonna check all the other threads before I settle down into reading a lot.

[elx]

http://i.imgur.com/BlQxX.jpg
DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY WALK AROUND LIKE THIS OR DO THEY ONLY FIND THIS BRAND OF FACE ATTRACTIVE IN PICTURES?

[k0k0]

I can't stand looking at that picture too long. It fills me with rage. My ex from about 5 years ago used to pull that shitty face in pictures. I think bulging cheeks with prostitute lips and about to get slapped eyes is the new attractive.

[Fathom Zero]

mmmmm dsl

[WhiteRat]

http://i.imgur.com/BPGlG.jpg

[ThrashO]

I think the funniest way for someone to die would be to backflip onto a landmine.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm going to watch Blown Away, followed by Glengarry Glen Ross.

:knifeset

[Kitsa]

My god Glengarry Glen Ross is depressing :(

[Fathom Zero]

There are more depressing movies for me.

[Chojin]

Couldn't be bad as the girl I met on age of conan a couple of years ago. She sent me pictures, hot hot pictures. They were of her when she was younger. When she got to my house, she was about 30 and a bit chunky. I still banged her, but didn't feel as good about it.

shit dude, you played aoc? what server? i was probably the most famous person on that game ;<

joyeuse from cimmeria pvp-rp here ;<

[Chojin]

also i probably abused my powers by deleting gw posts and constantly changing zbf's profile pic to a picture of two furries making out

no way, i approve of hilarious abuses of power

for example, meet pram's next avatar:

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/dogmakeouts.gif

[k0k0]

I was Oldy, a level 80 ToS on Shadowblade. I played from the beginning until they started messing with the gems and making them less powerful. Then they changed my Puppets of Set spell and that was one of the main things I used not to get gang raped. I left after my class got way nerfed along with the gems thing. I always wanted to go back, but it looks like there aren't enough people playing anymore. I was in a guild group that was the second to kill the dragon on our server, which was fun, but I was never really well known outside of the guild.

[Chojin]

i was a developer liaison for that game for 2 years (title was "advocate", the idea was that you got info from the devs to give to players and collated player info to give to the devs. in practice, the devs never told us anything or listened so we were pointless). they eventually deleted my account when i told the project lead Silirrion that the problems AOC had were all related to him.

mI-ijODN86I

i'm still in LIF, we used to buttdevastate another large guild called Acolytes on a regular basis. this time they accidentally set their siege window to 2 AM on a holiday, so we just logged in and blew everything up.

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some guy on the AOC forums sent me a PM claiming to be a secret agent (http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/psihawk3.jpg) and that he was going to turn me over to homeland security or something, so i posted his PM in the forum. he denied it, so I made this video.

-Z2gZz8dLKk

pvpeez

[k0k0]

Oh nice. You were really hardcore into the game for a while then. I played a ton at the time, but wasn't able to keep with it. One of the things that bothered me most when it first came out was how much sieges would crash the server or just make everyone involved lag out. I'm sure they fixed that by now, but it sieges were pretty much broken the whole time I was playing.

[Kitsa]

http://i.imgur.com/BlQxX.jpg
DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY WALK AROUND LIKE THIS OR DO THEY ONLY FIND THIS BRAND OF FACE ATTRACTIVE IN PICTURES?

pT9YI3hAkCY

[Chojin]

Oh nice. You were really hardcore into the game for a while then. I played a ton at the time, but wasn't able to keep with it. One of the things that bothered me most when it first came out was how much sieges would crash the server or just make everyone involved lag out. I'm sure they fixed that by now, but it sieges were pretty much broken the whole time I was playing.

no, they stayed broken for forever. it turns out one of the siege-crashing bugs was that you could queue up for a minigame during a siege, and if you got pulled into a mini it would crash the siege zone.

you stopped playing at the right time. gaute was the original director, but after craig took over he turned conan into another WOW. gear started to matter a lot, everyone had 3x the hitpoints and took forever to kill, stances were made pointless; it sucks.

[Kitsa]

also:

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[10,000 Volt Ghost]

no way, i approve of hilarious abuses of power

for example, meet pram's next avatar:

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/dogmakeouts.gif

DYLAN, WHY IS THAT DOG MOLESTING YOU?

[Sam]

Dylan looks like he is enjoying that. :(

[Fathom Zero]

that's not me, guys

:rolleyes

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

THATS NOT YOU ON THE LEFT OR THATS NOT YOU ON THE RIGHT?

[Fathom Zero]

THERE'S A LIGHT UP IN YOUR WINDOW
THERE'S A SHADOW ON THE STREET
TWO SILHOUETTES TELL ME IT'S OVER
THE SHADOW KNOWS THE SHADOW IS ME

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I AM SORRY I BROKE YOUR HEART. THATS JUST HOW IT GOES

[Fathom Zero]

FUCKAS BE PLAYING GAMES
NOT CARING WHO GETS CAUGHT UP IN IT

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

here it is, but couldn't find one with just the scene... it starts at 2:20 or so.

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Looking back on this. This is the refining moment that I knew I would be a good father. Two girlfriends ago I used to sympathize her with the girl from all dogs go to heaven. The I realized all my girlfriends up to that point were useless as shit to society and I had been subconsciously supporting them. Once I found out I was really a father I knew I was already prepared for supporting a girl that wasn't going to contribute shit back to the real world. Except that this girl was a newborn so I'm okay with that. For now.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

She's getting a paper route in 26 months

[Rongi]

no way, i approve of hilarious abuses of power


oh, then idk why my mod powers got taken

[Rongi]

but w/e milhouse carry the torch vets for life

[k0k0]

She's getting a paper route in 26 months

At least you'll be a better father than 50 percent of the people out there. I see horrible parents every day. Just go to a medical clinic and you'll see people letting their kids run wild in the waiting room, annoying the hell out of me.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

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My daughter is grounded till she is at least 26 years old.

[Fathom Zero]

Kids don't bother me anymore. What can somebody do with them? Kids scream, whatever. People act like they're things that are broken and have to be fixed.

[k0k0]

I just want people to control the little fuckers. I don't have kids for that very reason. The girl I was with for 4 years wanted kids and I said fuck no. That's part of the reason why we broke up. The other was that she hated things I'd do. Like the time I put a "Registered Sex Offender" sign outside my neighbor's house because he had his music up too loud all night. Showed that bastard, but it pissed her off.

[Fathom Zero]

You're gonna be real cool when you grow up.

[k0k0]

I am a grown up. I'll be 30 years old in November.

[Fathom Zero]

That's nice.

[k0k0]

So does that mean I'm real cool since I'm grown up?

[Fathom Zero]

YOU COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG ABOUT THINGS

[Rongi]

take it to the mockwars you jerks

[Fathom Zero]

I feel terrible when I participate in Mockwars. :(

[Sam]

YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MOCKWARS.

[Fathom Zero]

MOCKWARS IS DEAD AND WE ALL KNOW IT

[Zomboid]

YOU KNOW NOTHING, JON SNOW.

[Zomboid]

I was tawkin wif me mum about pawticipahtin' in the mock wars, and she said no!

[Chojin]

oh, then idk why my mod powers got taken

iirc you weren't doing anything

i tried to do the same to MLE once and she flipped the fuck out and now she's gone again

but i dare not tread that road twice

[Zomboid]

Give me temp admin rights and I'll take that the fuck away from her. WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.

[Grislygus]

lol all us artfags should have a street brawl over taking the position of Art Mod

It's a great job because you don't actually do anything

[Chojin]

yeah that's the other reason i don't give a shit

[Grislygus]

Sam would win though :( Him and his avant garde-ness

[Grislygus]

I mean, you can't joke about philosophy mod being worthless because Tadao's amusing as hell as a mod. Art mod's jst... there

[Rongi]

iirc you weren't doing anything

i tried to do the same to MLE once and she flipped the fuck out and now she's gone again

but i dare not tread that road twice

i aint mad dawg it's cool

wait...are you guys not married anymore :(?

[Grislygus]

MILHOUSE STOLE HER FROM HIS ARMS, THE BASTARD

[Chojin]

we broke up over 2 years ago

all thanks to esuohlim the girlfriend thief

i tried to give him mod powers in exchange for her but he tricked me

[Rongi]

so, you got buff in order to kick his ass, right

[Zomboid]

As long as we're making people mods of forums that don't need them, dibs Comics and Books.

[Chojin]

yeah but he was going through an existential crisis and some stuff with his dad because he accidentally shoved his prize car off a cliff so i relented

[Rongi]

chojin i think we have the same peacoat by the way

[Grislygus]

I SECOND THE IDEA OF ZOMBOID AS A MOD

[Chojin]

zomboid would be the worst mod ever

he'd just ban whoever shows up in the "newest registered user" box

[Zomboid]

Oh, that's not even true, braw.

[Chojin]

k i'm off to bed, try not to spam the board with furry porn while i'm gone *WINK WINK*

juyrt0acODo

[Rongi]

no wonder this place is like the proto dome from chrono trigger, you faggots are scaring everyone away

[Rongi]

god it's 2 in the morning and i'm making jokes about a 20 year old rpg on a messageboard

my life

[Zomboid]

Wasn't the root of your big meltdown "LETTING THE BOARDS GO TO SHIT" by letting new people in, or something?

[Rongi]

Wasn't the root of your big meltdown "LETTING THE BOARDS GO TO SHIT" by letting new people in, or something?

i don't really know what big meltdown you're talking about. the last post i made on this account before i got banned was my password, so whoever wrote that thing in the thread backups wasn't me.

[executioneer]

it was arrowx from what i remember

[Grislygus]

I twas COMPLETELY arrowx, because he's the only moron who actually thought it would be funny to post as Rongi

[Rongi]

What did arrow x get banned for originally? I think he got banned before I did

[Grislygus]

Being arrowX

[Zomboid]

He constantly attacked Mock for "the site not being funny anymore," among other things. It was funny at first, then annoying, then he got banned and we all rejoiced.

[Zomboid]

A much funnier story is the one about Uncle Sham, if only because we got this little gem:

YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONE?
YOU IGNORANT FUCKS.

[Rongi]

noob3 used to harsh on rog all the time about his ducktales articles or whatever the hell he was writing about 4 years ago

it was pretty funny when noob3 did it. i miss that guy

[Grislygus]

Man that new Captain Morgan's commercial's got me listening to Iggy Pop again

[Rongi]

i wish i was alive when lust for life was about shooting dope and getting your dick sucked and not about selling volvos

[k0k0]

You don't bite the monkey that lets you stay in his cage or else you'll wake up with the monkey pissing all over you.

I piss on guests that stay at my house if they are knowingly dicks to me.

[Rongi]

you really need to find out what is the root cause of your anal expulsive tendencies

:psych101

[Rongi]

that should have read ": psych101"

joke ruined

[k0k0]

I'd hardly call that a joke, but well done?

[Rongi]

i'm saving my a game for mockwars 2012

[Fathom Zero]

:psych101

:secretpowers

[k0k0]

Makes sense. I should do that also. And it's not about me being anal about stuff. I mean, I let two drifters live in my house for 2 weeks. Then they start complaining when I don't bring any food home for them and also make problems for my roommate who is trying to sleep. Sure I'll piss on em and tell them to get the fuck out. It's called not being a doormat.

[k0k0]

I also pissed on the statue of Stevie Ray Vaughn that's downtown in front of a crowd of what were most likely tourists. One lady took a picture of me, which was fine. I didn't yell no pictures.

[Fathom Zero]

koko teach me

[Rongi]

cool it down buster it was a joke. go ahead and kick out the jerks

[Esuohlim]

it was pretty funny when noob3 did it. i miss that guy

noob3 was a funny guy when he wasn't suckin' Lenor's titties

[Rongi]

are there a lot of crust punks in austin? i hear they're all over the place

[Fathom Zero]

noob3 was a funny guy when he wasn't suckin' Lenor's titties

LET'S AGREE ABOUT VIDEO GAMES

[k0k0]

Yeah, there's a ton of them. I used to let some stay at my house if I met nice ones at a show, but they always get too used to it and eventually get kicked out.

[executioneer]

and pissed on

[executioneer]

did you ever freeze your piss though

[Rongi]

noob3 was a funny guy when he wasn't suckin' Lenor's titties

lenor was so terrible. she wasn't even attractive

[Fathom Zero]

and slide it through the mail slot in the door

[k0k0]

That only happened the one time because they really irritated me. I don't piss on everyone and everything. And it's entirely an asexual affair. I don't get off on urinating on anything.

[Fathom Zero]

why not?

[Sam]

God I wish Rankeri was here now. :(

[k0k0]

If doors in my area had mail slots, my neighbors would be fucked if they messed with me. That is a really good idea though, freezing piss and putting it in a mail slot.

[Zomboid]

He was terrible. Shut up, Sam.

PS - I tried to find that thread where we were pretending to be space pilots, or something, but no luck :(.

[Fathom Zero]

Too many people are posting in this thread.

[Rongi]

Yeah, there's a ton of them. I used to let some stay at my house if I met nice ones at a show, but they always get too used to it and eventually get kicked out.

when i used to go to punk shows in bad neighborhoods in brooklyn the crowd were almost exclusively filled with crust punks. i would never let a crust punk near my house, they'd probably ask me to buy them dog food for their dog on a rope

[Sam]

He was terrible. Shut up, Sam.

PS - I tried to find that thread where we were pretending to be space pilots, or something, but no luck :(.

HE WAS TERRIBLE, I AGREE.

IT WAS FUN TO YELL AT HIM AND HIS FINNISH WAYS, THAT STUPID FAT FUCK.

Also, this: http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=633274#post633274

[k0k0]

when i used to go to punk shows in bad neighborhoods in brooklyn the crowd were almost exclusively filled with crust punks. i would never let a crust punk near my house, they'd probably ask me to buy them dog food for their dog on a rope

I think the ones here are probably tamer than brooklyn. Plus I'd have to see them at a few shows and hang out a few times before I'd know if they weren't going to rob my house as soon as I leave for the day. I was probably pretty lucky not to have it happen, but it may also be because I have knives/swords/guns stashed all over my house and you don't fuck over a crazy person unless you plan on leaving town.

[Rongi]

oh bk crust punks are harmless, all they do is beg for cash, compare discharge patches, get fucked up and go to lotus fucker shows.

[Rongi]

and some of them have dogs for some reason

[Sam]

I COULDN'T FIND THE SPACE PILOTS THING EITHER, ZOMBOID. :(

[Esuohlim]

Also Rongi you missed out on Sam having a lot of pee for Terra and at first she accepted but then later started acting coy about all that pee

[Zomboid]

I COULDN'T FIND THE SPACE PILOTS THING EITHER, ZOMBOID. :(

I think we might have been making a tandem attack on Tadao. Who knows.

Oh, Terraaaaaa :love

[Rongi]

Fun House is pretty bad

Stooges is great and Raw Power is ok, so I guess that balances out to an ok band?

We Will Fall probably could be about 1/10th the length it is.

Oh my god GW you are awful

[Zomboid]

Yes.

METHMETHMETHMETHMETH

[Rongi]

is gw doing meth another thing that i missed out on?

[executioneer]

Also Rongi you missed out on Sam having a lot of pee for Terra and at first she accepted but then later started acting coy about all that pee

this post made me think of this (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=08082005)

[Rongi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iwA2oRs8dk&feature=player_embedded

[Zomboid]

I COULDN'T FIND THE SPACE PILOTS THING EITHER, ZOMBOID. :(

Found it! http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69698598&page=3&highlight=Favorite+New+Poster+awards+Props

I don't think we actually disliked Tadao so much as wanted to try to ruin the thread by doing that.

[Fathom Zero]

Righteous bucks.

[Sam]

:picklehat

[k0k0]

That was fun to read. I thought it would go on for longer though.

[Fathom Zero]

There's always the Ballad of Grumpygus.

[Rongi]

goodnight imockery

milhouse if you dream about me make it good

[Esuohlim]

AND THAT'S WHEN THE PLACE GOT BORING AGAIN

[Esuohlim]

Posts made here in the next ten minutes will get free zugs :eek

[Grislygus]

ZUGS? REAL ZUGS?! HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[Grislygus]

1tp4srXRZDI

man that captain morgan's commercial made my night

[Esuohlim]

lol fuck you gus :lol

[Esuohlim]

j/k man

[Esuohlim]

here you go

[Grislygus]

SWEET


ON THE ROAD TO FINALLY DEFEATING SAM

[k0k0]

What's a zug? Is that the only world's comedy site?

[Esuohlim]

zugga zugga, motherfuckers

[k0k0]

I'm on the road to cancelling out all the red pickles tadao is giving me.

[Grislygus]

AND YET THE GAPING VOID IN YOUR SOUL REMAINS

[k0k0]

That gaping void left years ago, along with the need to have sex with stuffed animals.

[Grislygus]

Oh man other people better post before I relive my high school years by spamming every single song by the stooges, the ramones, and the dead kennedys


I wish I was driving on the freeway right now listening to this crap :( :/

[Esuohlim]

No more pictures of Iggy Pop's emaciated Auschwitz body though, ok

[Grislygus]

CAN YOU FEEEEL IT

CAN YOU FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELE UEAGH

RAUW POWER

RAUW POW-HER

[Grislygus]

HEY THAT PICTURE SCARRED ME TOO, OKAY


Plus The Weirdness sucked pretty bad and it made me very sad

[k0k0]

I really liked Iggy in the venture bros. Too bad he died trying to smoke david bowie.

[Fathom Zero]

I DON'T FEEL AS IF YOU'RE FOSTERING ENOUGH A SENSE OF FUNNY

[Grislygus]

Too bad he was completely overshadowed by the hilarious Klaus Nomi parody

[Esuohlim]

Ever since I recommended The Fall to Tadao I've been digging them pretty hard, and I owe it all to this song which sounds like a cross between The Cure and the B-52s, which makes me sad to admit :(

_v1tyDAmETk

[Grislygus]

5k8KYp0aaJY

[Grislygus]

Okay I have no idea who the Fall is, but 'm sure as hell looking their other songs up now

[Grislygus]

ZP-guZLQmos

[Fathom Zero]

why are you doing this

why are you doing this

[k0k0]

I-dCkEa4rGU

Even the fucker trying to shill this can't keep a straight face at his air humping.

[Grislygus]

Holy shit, really


I can't believe my Mexican morning wood masturbation comedy show link just got trumped

I feel empty

[Fathom Zero]

except for the part where he says "fucking awesome". There's no game I want more than that right now.

[k0k0]

I watched it. And then I found that and decided on air humping kinect junk.

[Esuohlim]

N7bwbl6UHU8
N7bwbl6UHU8
N7bwbl6UHU8
N7bwbl6UHU8

[Grislygus]

GHRHFAIUWHOIChsJLCNKSBnksaZNaaaaaaAAAAAAAAUGHUHAHA HAHAHA MY FUCKING KRYPTONITE

[k0k0]

N7bwbl6UHU8


*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap**clap**clap*

[k0k0]

I gave you teh clap.

[Esuohlim]

GHRHFAIUWHOIChsJLCNKSBnksaZNaaaaaaAAAAAAAAUGHUHAHA HAHAHA MY FUCKING KRYPTONITE

#wow #whoa

[Esuohlim]

k0k0 chanel you're alright by me dude

[k0k0]

Well excuuuuuuuse me princess!

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgOaT4xzdvo

nsfw

[Grislygus]

NOT my kryptonite

[k0k0]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgOaT4xzdvo

nsfw

nsfw also:
http://i.imgur.com/B25kD.jpg

I don't think that vid was nsfw though. I guess better safe than sorry.

[k0k0]

I'm hoping that moldy cheese is ok to eat as long as you cut off the parts that are molded. Because that's all I have to eat right now and I'm too lazy to cook.

[k0k0]

http://i596.photobucket.com/albums/tt42/k0k0them0nkey/gbp4.png

Something I was working on until I decided the game was too shitty to even hack. Fucking kids games.

[Esuohlim]

I'm hoping that moldy cheese is ok to eat as long as you cut off the parts that are molded. Because that's all I have to eat right now and I'm too lazy to cook.

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE

[k0k0]

That's fine, as long as I die known for awesome posts such as this one. And not awful posts such as the one where I said something about moldy cheese.

[Esuohlim]

http://i.imgur.com/MRNsH.jpg

[k0k0]

http://i.imgur.com/sNnBq.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/HWw3Y.jpg

[Pentegarn]

:lol

[Esuohlim]

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/2886/cam1ao4.jpg

[k0k0]

I can't take anyone with a pinky ring seriously.

[k0k0]

edit: Nevermind, I can't figure out how to chat as a non-member of stickam.

[Esuohlim]

That pic was from like five years ago, so chatting restrictions must've changed since then

[k0k0]

It truly was horrible anyways. The live feed of some guy's turtles was more interesting than any of the people who were alive when I went and checked.

[Kitsa]

Off to surgery I go. If I don't survive for some reason, been nice knowing you.

[Fathom Zero]

Back at ya, brah

[Rongi]

oh shit milhouse you like The Fall? you are officially the coolest dude on this forum

i have been obsessed with The Fall for like a year now. Mark E Smith is the best person to ever front a rock n roll band.

[k0k0]

Good luck Kitsa. I'm always freaked that I'll die when in surgery, but for some reason I really like having a surgery. I think it's just kind of cool how when they put you under, you don't dream, think, or anything. Kinda like being dead.

[Kitsa]

I'm out of surgery, so I guess I'll live to worry another day.

It was a stomach biopsy, so my stomach hurts and I get to eat ice cream.

[Rongi]

Well that was quick!

Congrats on the successful surgery

[Kitsa]

Thank you. I was very pleased to wake up at the end of it.

I think the actual procedure was like 5 mins, it's just all the anesthesia stuff around it that takes up a lot of time.

[k0k0]

Did they have to slap you? They've had to slap me before to wake me up out of it. I never want to wake up after surgery. I'm surprised you're awake and posting. I usually just go home and go back to sleep for the whole day.

[Fathom Zero]

All I wanted to do after ankle surgery was eat an entire pizza. And I did.

They did have to keep yelling at me to keep the oxygen mask on when I woke up. The thing was choking the life out of me.

[Chojin]

MOMENTS!AGO ON FACEBOOK

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/198689_10150333097310907_670255906_9838337_5361990 _n.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

I saw something like that already. Why you do that, cho? :lol

[Chojin]

RKO FROM OUT OF NOWHERE

my favorite part is that picard was apparently cutting a promo

[Kitsa]

Actually, I heard them telling each other that it didn't look good and you'd be amazed how fast that snaps you out of a sound sleep. Turned out they were talking about someone in the next room, but hearing a nurse whisper "it doesn't look good" to another one jolted me right the hell up.

It was weird, most of my surgeries have anesthesia that has an amnesia quality...like blink, and they're telling you it's over. This felt more like drifting off for a nap and waking up from one.

I had to drink a bottle of water and a container of apple juice and some sort of clear mindfuck gatorade that tasted like berries, and then they realized I wouldn't puke all over the place and sent me home.

[k0k0]

When I went in for my appendix, they wanted me out the next day but I pushed for another night because they really made me some good hospital food. I have good insurance. And I honestly didn't want to go back to work.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgOaT4xzdvo



3bNPxgmJyyE

How a real war cry should sound. adjust volume

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

MOMENTS!AGO ON FACEBOOK

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/198689_10150333097310907_670255906_9838337_5361990 _n.jpg

:lol get the hell out of here

[Rongi]

sexual frustration is the worst thing ever. i wish i didn't have a d*ck

[Rongi]

guys my dormmates next year look like terrible people. two of them asians who are really into starcraft and one of them is really into screamo and dressing like a 15 year old

[k0k0]

The asians don't sound bad. The screamo person, not sure. And at least you know that you won't have to fight them for any girls.

[Chojin]

i'm gonna play this tonight

MgoUtHvxx7U

who else is in

[Shyandquietguy]

sexual frustration is the worst thing ever. i wish i didn't have a d*ck

OOH!! OOKTABU!! OOK!! OOK!!

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69705075

Oh wow, I just reread that thread. Holy shit. :(

[k0k0]

I'll try it, sure...but it will probably take a day for me to download on my 80kb/sec internet (that I pay 30 bucks a month for). Last time I called time warner to complain, they gave me a list of things I downloaded illegally and said that I should be glad they haven't cut it off.

[Fathom Zero]

i'm gonna play this tonight

MgoUtHvxx7U

who else is in

Man, I played RAN Online with you guys and that shit sucked. I don't have the constitution for another free to play MMO.

[k0k0]

It actually doesn't look bad. Kinda reminds me of a 3d dungeon fighter online. I'm downloading now so expect me to be playing by maybe tomorrow or the next day.

[Chojin]

I'll try it, sure...but it will probably take a day for me to download on my 80kb/sec internet (that I pay 30 bucks a month for). Last time I called time warner to complain, they gave me a list of things I downloaded illegally and said that I should be glad they haven't cut it off.

run peerblock you nub

[k0k0]

I am running peerblock, but it either doesn't work or I am doing it wrong. I asked them for proof and most of the cease and desists came from HBO. Now I just don't download any shows from HBO anymore.

[ThrashO]

OOH!! OOKTABU!! OOK!! OOK!!

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69705075

Oh wow, I just reread that thread. Holy shit. :(

I saw a post from Kahl and it made me sad :(

Also, wtf is wrong with you.

[Chojin]

how can you miss kahl when zyzz is dead

[Chojin]

I am running peerblock, but it either doesn't work or I am doing it wrong. I asked them for proof and most of the cease and desists came from HBO. Now I just don't download any shows from HBO anymore.

i'm starting to regret seeding that metallica discography for 2 months now

but how can i regret things when zyzz is dead

[Chojin]

PUB WOULD BE PROUD

but how can pub be etc.

[Chojin]

DAMNIT A FALSE ALARM why does it brak on the 26th post wtf

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/pagezak.gif

how can i pagezak when zyzz is dead