I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Terra]

Oh hey! Congratulations!!! I'm honored that you spent your 900th post on my thread btw! :)

[xbxDaniel]

You're welcome?

[Terra]

I remember you mentioning that you think you wasted your 900th post by calling me out in Mock Wars. I felt bad that I initially missed it.

[xbxDaniel]

My e-peen is, like, huge now, for real.

[xbxDaniel]

For real.

[Terra]

No. I'm not sending a pm to figure that out. :) I felt bad to send the last one!

[xbxDaniel]

For real.

[Terra]

Oh oh. Does this have something to do with dic on the other thread?

:timeouttogoogle

[xbxDaniel]

I have no clue as to what's happening anymore.

[Terra]

Nevermind!! I got it!!!!

[xbxDaniel]

The way this is working out, there is going to be an enitre page in this thread of just us two talking to each other.

[Terra]

Yes people might talk.

[xbxDaniel]

Fuck it. :)

Later.

[Terra]

:)

Just finish the page out

[xbxDaniel]

I don't know what to say.

[Terra]

Yeah me neither. There goes MY e-peen

[xbxDaniel]

Did yours die too?

[xbxDaniel]

And she's gone.

So, why isn't anybody else posting?

[xbxDaniel]

C'mon guys. I'm really bored. Could one of you at least post in the Currently listening to thread?

[Terra]

Aw. Somebody talk to him. It's really quiet this time of night xbx. Around 11:00 to midnight is when the night crew comes in. When you wake up in the morning it's like wtf??

[xbxDaniel]

Did you guys know that Jethro Tull rocks with the flute? Because, he does.

[The Retro Kat]

Illinois State got snowed...and about 10 miles north there is nothing...bastards.

[xbxDaniel]

Some piece of shit just ran into our fence and drove off. Dammit!

[Terra]

Sounds like they don't know how to drive in Kentucky.

[ziggytrix]

Did you guys know that Jethro Tull rocks with the flute? Because, he does.

Did you know that not one of the musicians who ever been in the band Jethro Tull is named either Jethro or Tull? Because, they're not. :(

[The Retro Kat]

Isn't the frontman's name Ian Robertson or Anderson or something?

[xbxDaniel]

It's Ian Anderson.

[Big McLargehuge]

SAM SAM SAM SAM

[Sam]

MISTER MCLARGEHUGE

[Big McLargehuge]

can you make my avatar shake it?

[Emu]

Ian Anderson is an arrogant cock (or, at least, that's how he came off in his interview at the end of Aqualung). But I suppose anyone who can rock ass with the flute deserves to be. >:

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Did you guys know that Jethro Tull rocks with the flute? Because, he does.

Did you know that not one of the musicians who ever been in the band Jethro Tull is named either Jethro or Tull? Because, they're not. :(
Jethro Tull was actually named after a famous English agriculturalist, during the industrial revolution. He invented the seed drill.

[MLE]

Hey can I be in the group too ;o ;o ;o

[Sam]

A MULTI COLOR ONE IS CHEATING. >:

[MLE]

INTERNET FAD

[Emu]

Can I have a hot pink one? :(

[Sam]

Big Mclargehuge already asked for that one. :(

[Emu]

fuck >: what colors are left

[liquidstatik]

oh man i cant wait to get home and smoke a cig

[xbxDaniel]

I think yellow's up for grabs.

[MLE]

hey guys i made one for terra cause i'm so nice

http://www.i-mockery.net/mockwar2k5/images/terraflip1.gif

[xbxDaniel]

Go with crimson red Emu.

[Sam]

You could always ask Gadzooks or Jixby if you can join "Mike's Surf Pals". :rolleyes

[camacazio]

This is the stupidest thing ever.

[Terra]

hey guys i made one for terra cause i'm so nice

http://www.i-mockery.net/mockwar2k5/images/terraflip1.gif

I like this one best off all!!! :)

[MLE]

you'd better use it >: that thing took me 30 minutes ;<

[Terra]

Geez. I'm really impressed that you spent so much time on that.

I can't stop laughing my ass off. :)

[xbxDaniel]

I really wish I knew what was happening.

[Terra]

i'm tryijng to warn you....

[Chojin]

Schimid: When did xbx become such a faggot?

[The Retro Kat]

My ass hurts.

[GADZOOKS]

This place is too nerdy now.

IF ANYONE NEEDS ME I'LL BE HAVING FUN ;)

[Staxeon]

The internet? Nerdy you say? No fucking way!

[GADZOOKS]

...and you are exactaly the type of tactless twits that ruined this message board for everybody.

Keep it up.

[Staxeon]

Awww, please don't cry about it. I realize after thousands of posts you start feeling like this is your own private Idaho, you start getting comfortable, maybe walking around with your jeans unbuttoned, we all know the feeling.

Then you realize its not your own private message board, and new people will show up that are *gasp* different than you, and suddenly the place is "ruined for everybody" because we don't follow your cookie cutter same ol in-clique bullshit that you've been spewing for the past 500 posts.

Give me a fucking break and quit your pouting.

[The Retro Kat]

Hahaha, this guy sucks.

[Chojin]

And after another 500 posts, he's seen at least four more idiots make the same argument.

[Matt Harty]

Awww, please don't cry about it. I realize after thousands of posts you start feeling like this is your own private Idaho, you start getting comfortable, maybe walking around with your jeans unbuttoned, we all know the feeling.

Then you realize its not your own private message board, and new people will show up that are *gasp* different than you, and suddenly the place is "ruined for everybody" because we don't follow your cookie cutter same ol in-clique bullshit that you've been spewing for the past 500 posts.

Give me a fucking break and quit your pouting.

shut up

[Staxeon]

:rolleyes

[xbxDaniel]

I've had at least two gallons of Sunny D today.

[Emu]

:rolleyes

You quoted a B-52's song, yo ufag

[Staxeon]

Is that a B-52's song? Didn't know that, I always thought it was a movie title. I've heard it 2nd-hand quote apparently.

[Big Papa Goat]

you would have wouldn't you

[Emu]

Is that a B-52's song? Didn't know that, I always thought it was a movie title. I've heard it 2nd-hand quote apparently.

i'm going to assume that since you knew what i was referring to without me having to say it that you knew it was a b-52's song, cunt

[Emu]

so earlier i visited sunblazewildfire's deviantart account out of morbid curiosity

i regret it

[Supafly345]

Wow, one page lasted 3 days

[MarioRPG]

Wow guess what I'm back. No one noticed my awayness

[Rongi]

i havent masturbated in a week

[ziggytrix]

Is that a B-52's song? Didn't know that, I always thought it was a movie title. I've heard it 2nd-hand quote apparently.


even if it wasn't in reference to the song, it was in reference to a movie about gay male prostitutes! i think that prolly makes you an even bigger fag. :/

[Esuohlim]

This site (http://www.barthsburgery.com) is selling every episode of You Can't Do That on Television on DVD-ROM for 14 bucks :eek

The video size is about 300x300 pixels though, but it's like 140 episodes on 3 discs.

I should go for it :(

[Terra]

Go for it. Anytime you can not kick yourself in the ass is a good time milhouse.

[Esuohlim]

OK so ordering the DVDs will preoccupy me from that? Or something?

Good input Terra.

[Terra]

I'm just saying that it sounds like something that, if it's gone it's gone and you'll end up kicking yourself in the ass.

Jesum flippin crow! Lighten up dratkcuf!

[Lotida]

I think Milhouse is starting to warm up to you Terra!

[Terra]

He loves you best Lotida! No competition there!

[Lotida]

I used to think so but I think he may be warming up to you! Men are so fickle!! >:

[Terra]

Nah. It's just because you haven't jumped on his lap lately you hussy!!! Get back to work now and do that pole dancing thing on him!! Missy!!!

[Chojin]

TAKE IT TO HERE, FAGS

[Lotida]

If it was anyone but you Chojin I would be insulted. However, knowing how much you love fags I will take that as a compliment!! :)

[Terra]

Me? Banned twice? Refusing to comment!

[Lotida]

What happened to freedom of speech and all that crazy stuff?

[Terra]

Death by Firing Squad. Hey! Lets you and me have a one page chat here!!! Just like xbxMCj!

[Lotida]

Where is XbX tonite anyway?

[Terra]

Not here! Just you and me baaybeeee!

[Pub Lover]

You're first mistake was letting Pub Lover in who would rather put on a dress then engage in combat (he already has).
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/aat_30-06-04_dress02.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/aat_30-06-04_dress01.jpg
Those pictures are way creepier than I remember. :eek

[Pub Lover]

But you gottsa join the samnuthinsevenpub cool club. And then you gottsa post teh private chat convos and then you gottsa post how you want to get secsked by one of the guys
Oh yes. ;<

You're really too hung up on this internet privacy thing. :/

[Pub Lover]

hey guys way to use technology!
If the internet was for not being gay, you wouldn't be here, Chief.

[Pub Lover]

Hey Guys, what happened to the Page Breaks? :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

thanks for reminding me why i despise humanity you guys
Because we wouldn't let you play too?

Bitch. :rolleyes

[xbxDaniel]

Good morning.

[Pub Lover]

Everybody left. :(
Hey, well done with all the posting, maybe next year you could try out some jokes. :)

[Pub Lover]

Good morning.
Change your damn name. >:

[xbxDaniel]

I tried that already. It doesn't work for me.

[xbxDaniel]

I don't know what to change it to! >:

[Pub Lover]

http://www.i-mockery.net/mockwar2k5/images/RETARDED.gif
Hey can I be in the group too ;o ;o ;o
Hahaha, yes. :D

[Terra]

Yes you do you just won't do it!

[Pub Lover]

I don't know what to change it to! >:
How about Julie? It's pretty AND your real name, so it suits you.

[xbxDaniel]

I wish I was as cool as pub.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.durham21.co.uk/images/2001-2002/epiphany/944/bananaman.jpg
PAGE BREAK

[xbxDaniel]

I don't know what to change it to! >:
How about Julie? It's pretty AND your real name, so it suits you.
It's already taken. (http://www.i-mockery.net/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=1781)

[Pub Lover]

I wish I was as cool as pub.
Go put on a dress and hang out in a redneck bar.

Then maybe one day you could get all depressed by the internet because a guy mentions that you once did that. >:

[Pub Lover]

It's already taken. (http://www.i-mockery.net/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=1781)
Well, Shit. Maybe he wouldn't mind losing that name for the good of the boards.

You could always be 'x_JuLiE_x'.

[xbxDaniel]

This post sucks, please continue.

[xbxDaniel]

We haven't had a song posted in the chatroom in a while.

[Pub Lover]

This is the stupidest thing ever.
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think
A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out

[Pub Lover]

We haven't had a song posted in the chatroom in a while.
FUCK! :eek

[xbxDaniel]

That's creepy.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.i-mockery.net/mockwar2k5/images/terraflip1.gif
I like this one best off all!!! :)you'd better use it >: that thing took me 30 minutes ;<
Did she use it?

I want to change my avatar back to my Chiana Liar one. :(

[Pub Lover]

That's creepy.
Now that you mention Creepy, I notice Larry is back. Did he mention why?

[Pub Lover]

Schimid: When did xbx become such a faggot?
Yeah, Julie. WTF?

[xbxDaniel]

I'm not that well versed in the actual names of the posters here on the board.

[xbxDaniel]

It's hard to become something you already are, Pub.

[Pub Lover]

My ass hurts.
HELL YEAH! :love

[Pub Lover]

I'm not that well versed in the actual names of the posters here on the board.
Larry is Blue Oatmeal. Give him a call. Go on. You'll only regret it if you do. I know I did.

[xbxDaniel]

I'm kind of astonished that I haven't been banned yet.

[xbxDaniel]

I'll consider it. I'd rather write him a letter though. Get me the address and I'll write a letter.

[Pub Lover]

This place is too nerdy now.

IF ANYONE NEEDS ME I'LL BE HAVING FUN ;)
See you man. Have a party! :squigly

[Pub Lover]

I'm kind of astonished that I haven't been banned yet.
You're not interesting enough to ban.

[xbxDaniel]

http://www.i-mockery.net/images/emoticons/squigly.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/publover.gif

[xbxDaniel]

I won't be missed. :(

[Pub Lover]

i havent masturbated in a week
How did that work out for you?

[Pub Lover]

http://www.peru-explorer.com/PERU-EXPLORER.2002/jungle/river%20madrededios.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I'll consider it. I'd rather write him a letter though. Get me the address and I'll write a letter.
Are you really that big a fag, or are phones so rare in Kentucky?

[Pub Lover]

TAKE IT TO HERE, FAGS
TAKE IT HARD!


:orgasm

[xbxDaniel]

Everybody knows that phones take your soul when you speak into them. They also give cancer. The bad kind.

[xbxDaniel]

Pub doesn't want to talk to me anymore. :(

[Pub Lover]

Exactly.

[Esuohlim]

Don't you get it? If you die in the game, you die for real.

[Pub Lover]

History is about to be rewritten by two guys who can't spell... :eek

[Immortal Goat]

JUMANJI

[Moobs]

I still want an orange megaman :(

[Terra]

Wow pub went on a posting rampage! he was gone and then all of a sudden here he is!

Now he's gone again. :(

[Esuohlim]

I really wish Comedy Central didn't do a Blue Collar Weekend twice a month. :(

Especially since they've been doing it every other week since like 2003 :(

[Emu]

But it's so hilarious. Hearing about how Foxworthy is an inept knob of a man and hearing Ron White tell us how he divorced his rich wife never gets old.

[xbxDaniel]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/xbxmcj/Larry.jpg


Forgive me, I was bored.

[Terra]

You know it took me two whole days to actually figure out what you were doing in Mock Wars with that picture. Then I laughed so hard I almost fell over.

No, I know you don't know what I'm talking about. I was actually calling it white paint. Jeeze.

[xbxDaniel]

Ignorance is bliss.

[Terra]

Yeah

[xbxDaniel]

huh?

[Esuohlim]

What, the "Schimid's copy" with the cummed-up face thing? Two whole days?

[Terra]

Yes I was busy. I read it a couple of days later and laughed my ass off.

I see you saw it too. You little sneakie!

[xbxDaniel]

The Mock Wars!
Users browsing this forum: Esuohlim

[Esuohlim]

Well yeah but I have no intention to post in that godawful thread I mean I don't just post anywhere :rolleyes

:(

Mods plz lower post count by half thx :(

[xbxDaniel]

You knew the consequences.

[Terra]

Well yeah but I have no intention to post in that godawful thread I mean I don't just post anywhere :rolleyes

:(

(

You butthead. You probably *jipped* all over yourself on that thread. I can amost see you white knuckling it.

[xbxDaniel]

That's a hell of a term for jacking off.

[Esuohlim]

Did you mean to write "jizzed" because seriously how can you miss a letter by a whole keyboard?

EDIT: F U Pub Lover NEW RULES >:

[Terra]

No it's "jipped." It's a dry penile heave. You ought to know this terminology by now.

MISTER WHITE KNUCKLER!

[xbxDaniel]

Mommy said my unique talent was what made me special. Now that I know Milhouse does it too, I have no reasone to live. :(

[Terra]

Now this is a jipp.

[Esuohlim]

Page 626: Masturbation discussion.

[Esuohlim]

Hahaha I guess I can't post on this page anymore you hosers time to have sex with my girlfriend bye :picklehat

[xbxDaniel]

Do you wear the pickle hat while you do it? Cuz, if so, can I buy it when you're done?

[Terra]

Milhouse always does that. When it gets heated he always checks out and whacks off to pictures of Lotida. He'll be back in 30 seconds.

[xbxDaniel]

Can I still get the pickle hat though?

[Lotida]

Hahaha I guess I can't post on this page anymore you hosers time to have sex with my girlfriend bye :picklehat


RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! You know darn well he is going back to watching the Blue Collar Comedy Show on TV. He can't fool us... everyone knows Milhouse can't get a girlfriend.

Nice Matt Harty impression though!! :doublethumbsup!!

[xbxDaniel]

Nobody will answer my damn question.

[Lotida]

Nobody will answer my damn question.

You may have to get it dry cleaned but I bet he will let you borrow it as long as you agree to take pictures with it!

[xbxDaniel]

Lotida, back me up here please, tell Terra that I suck at mocking and that I'm an unfunny fuck.

[Lotida]

I think she has figured that out herself. It's not your personality she is after!! :conspiracy

[xbxDaniel]

What?

[xbxDaniel]

Never mind.

Ignorance is bliss.

[Lotida]

Never mind.

Ignorance is bliss.

You are definitely a quick study!!

[Terra]

Oh shit. There go all of those wonderful pms back and forth.
:(

[xbxDaniel]

I'm listening to a song that gives me goosebumps.

[Terra]

He always does this. Right when it gets good, he goes blank, his eyes roll back into his head and it's Deftones baby.

[xbxDaniel]

It really is a sad song. Highway Patrolman

[xbxDaniel]

He always does this. Right when it gets good, he goes blank, his eyes roll back into his head and it's Deftones baby.

I'm right here, you know.

[MarioRPG]

xbxMCj is turning into Pub Lover :eek

[xbxDaniel]

So, how are you MarioRPG?

[Terra]

xbxMCj is turning into Pub Lover :eek

Why don't you go and tongue the receptacle end of an extension cord! Preferably while it's still plugged into the wall.

[Esuohlim]

Why don't you go and verb the noun.

[Lotida]

Milhouse, perhaps you should excuse yourself again and go have sex with your girlfriend for another 30 seconds. I am sure she is done panting from the first 30 seconds!! Go for it big boy!!

[Terra]

Why don't you go and have teh sex with your gf like you said you were going to??? You said this ONE PAGE AGO!

And give xbxMCj your fucking pickle hat, you cyber squash.

[Lotida]

Why don't you go and have teh sex with your gf like you said you were going to??? You said this ONE PAGE AGO!

And give xbxMCj your fucking pickle hat, you cyber squash.


Psssssst.... Terra, he already did that!! He's back! Poor girlfriend!! :tear

[Terra]

Talk about minuteman express. But it's only a blowup doll.

[xbxDaniel]

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They didn't mean it milhouse, please come back. :tear

[Esuohlim]

I wish she wasn't going to be away until Wednesday. :tear

[Lotida]

He'll be back... he can't stay away! He will fake us out and pretend like it took more than 30 seconds though!


EDIT: Told ya!

[Esuohlim]

:tear

[Terra]

Aw milhouse....can't you just use your hands until she gets back?

Geez. Poor little guy.

[Moobs]

Aw man I missed the masturbation discussion page :(

[Pub Lover]

Wow pub went on a posting rampage! he was gone and then all of a sudden here he is!

Now he's gone again. :(
Yeah, I got that impression by just scrolling past those pages too. Fuck reading them though, right Terra?

[Pub Lover]

EDIT: F U Pub Lover NEW RULES >:
Yeah? What the fuck are these new rules, you lazy-assed fucker!? >:

[Pub Lover]

Nobody will answer my damn question.
When no one seems to react to a joke you have two options.

You could carry on till even the people that like you get pissed off.
You could shift one of your other equally annoying running gags.

Then there is option three: GO THE FUCK AWAY YOU TEDIOUS LITTLE SHIT! >:

[Pub Lover]

F U Pub Lover NEW RULES >:
Just make up a new rule, & I'll run it into the ground.

[Pub Lover]

xbxMCj is turning into Pub Lover :eek
Yeah, he posts loads of shit, & everyone with a sense of humour wants to see the the back of him.

OH, AND FUCK YOU MARIORPG! >:

[Pub Lover]

oh right i forgot protocol what would carnivore say if he were here to see that :<

anyway schimid i will thank you to not quote me especially when we are having GUY TALK which women don't understand as posturing and you could srsly hurt some fllngs around here ;< did I tell pub about that time you filled up your digital camera with showering pictures of yourself just for him, but accidentally emailed them all to me instead?

no.

and you should get that mole checked out.

Get it? Because I'm just like Carnivore, everytime my name is mentioned I gotta run in & blow my load. Then follow it up with some bullshit " :x SUICIDE_TIME :x ". >:

Also, if any guys wanna take some showering pictures, please send them to me. Thanks. :orgasm

[xbxDaniel]

We missed you too.

[Pub Lover]

"Julie"
(feat. Shaggy)

[Ali G, Shaggy]
Let’s talk about Julie right now yu hear mi
You got your Julie, I got my Julie, anybody else who no have dem Julie dem need fi get one
Yo slammin and banging ya dig dat.

[Chorus 1]
A to the L to the I to the Gizzy, J to the U to the LI Izzy
S to the H to the A to the double Gizzy, Y rude bwoys get busy
A to the L to the I to the Gizzy, J to the U to the LI Izzy
S to the H to the A to the double Gizzy, Y rude bwoys get busy

[Verse 1]
Ragga muffin give you love and affection
Mr Lover will be your protection, stick it to, to your hearts contention, anything for my Julie.
Mi go so hmmmm and make a connection
She hear mi voice and get a nipple erection
We be banging to a Shaggy selection, one time for my Julie.

[Chorus 2]
Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon
Julie, you got the sweet ass, truly, when mi touch it with mi goolie.
Turn me on with your big Babylon

[Verse 2]
I need a cure for the thing I’m feeling, Shaggy need some sexual healing, I want to reach and
touch the ceiling, when I’m loving my Julie, aight
Mi a de king in a de late night healing, worse know if it’s just a piece I’m stealing, a safe
sex a mister lover believe in, when I’m loving my Julie

[Chorus 2]
Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon
Julie, you got the sweet ass, truly, when mi touch it with mi goolie.
Turn me on with your big Babylon

[Ali G Rap]
Hear dis Shaggy mi can rap too.
A Yo A Yo you is fitter than J-Lo next to you
She just a minga fitter than destiny’s child apart from the lead singer,
Fitter than the spice girls including the Ginger,
Give it a shave cause mi wanna be in ya,
They was claiming that our love was wrong
The people just stared and said it was too long
Yo it ain’t a crime to have a 12 inch
Dong Da Dong Dong Dong

[Chorus 2]
Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon
Julie, you got the sweet ass, truly, when mi touch it with mi goolie.
Turn me on with your big Babylon

[Chorus 1]
A to the L to the I to the Gizzy, J to the U to the LI Izzy
S to the H to the A to the double Gizzy, Y rude bwoys get busy
A to the L to the I to the Gizzy, J to the U to the LI Izzy
S to the H to the A to the double Gizzy, Y rude bwoys get busy

[Chorus 2]
Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon
Julie, you got the sweet ass, truly, when mi touch it with mi goolie.
Turn me on with your big Babylon

[Pub Lover]

We missed you too.
OK, fine. Julie, You're now my protegé. >:

I demand that you reply to every damn post I've made in this thread over the last two days. >:

[xbxDaniel]

You want me for my body. :(

[Pub Lover]

You want me for my body. :(
Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon!

[Pub Lover]

Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon!
The words alone do not do it justice. You have to hear it.

Do they have Ali G & Shaggy in the US?

[xbxDaniel]

Yes.

[Terra]

Those are the names of the horses he fellates! :)

[Staxeon]

chat was wonky for a sec.

[Pub Lover]

Those are the names of the horses he fellates! :)
Are you this obsessed with kinky secks in real life, lady?

[Pub Lover]

chat was wonky for a sec.
Yeah, we broke the php, & it puts up that No Posts In Topic message.

That's why we used have the Page Break rule, Esuohlim. :(

Hey Staxeon, who the fuck are you? >:

[Pub Lover]

This is my drunk warning thing, my sexy buddies. :eek

I was hoping for a reply by now. :(

[Pub Lover]

Wow, only Seven minutes? I thought I had passed out for longer than that. :x

[Chojin]

hi!

[Chojin]

hi!

[Staxeon]

Yeah, we broke the php, & it puts up that No Posts In Topic message.

That's why we used have the Page Break rule, Esuohlim. :(

Hey Staxeon, who the fuck are you? >:

I'm an intruder, but I promise to not shit on your pizza.

How the hell are ya?

[Chojin]

Staxeon, I hate your avatar and am not entirely convinced that you aren't Womti.

[Lotida]

I thought he was Womti?

[Chojin]

I need evidence before I can make an arrest.

Haven't you ever played Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego? :rolleyes

[Staxeon]

Um, no never played that. Though I vaguely remember the gay show from PBS or something.

Who the hell is Womti?

Aw, you don't like the Tanuki avatar? Shit, better find a new one....

[Chojin]

Uh huh.

Anyway as you're aware we're comedy art fags here and we hate internet pop culture. So just get something original if you don't want to be disregarded.

[Pub Lover]

hi!
Hi Hi Hi! :D

[Pub Lover]

hi!
Hello! :)

We don't talk in IM because I'm a boring ass. But buddy, I think you're cute & cool. :(

[Chojin]

pub that shirt i'm wearing in pyph is totally a bitch shirt (ie really long and you don't wear anything else but it) which is ironic because it represents an organization of manly men construction demolitioners.

[Pub Lover]

I'm an intruder, but I promise to not shit on your pizza.

How the hell are ya?
Shit on my pizza would be an imporvement, but sadly not vegan.

How the hell am I? I'm drunk, & the overload of happy is making me frantic. :D

How the hell are you?

PS, I agree with Chojin, that Furry avatar sucks.

I hate my avatar. :(

[Chojin]

you have my permission to change your avatar too, pub

[Pub Lover]

I thought he was Womti?
If he is Womti, he's stepped the obnoxious down to Canadian levels, & it'll be the first time he fooled me.

[Pub Lover]

you have my permission to change your avatar too, pub
That overrules Sam. :yay!

[Pub Lover]

Anyway as you're aware we're comedy art fags here and we hate internet pop culture. So just get something original if you don't want to be disregarded.
While I know that to be true, it got an 'Uh Oh' out of me. Oh man, Guys.

[Chojin]

Why an uh oh ;<

[Pub Lover]

Why an uh oh ;<
Because I can't think of a single avatar that I've had that wasn't stamped internet fag all over it, even that pic of Roger Barr I used for a year.

When I just tried to save that picture of you, I couldn't remember your real name, so the folder for you was seemingly invisible. :creepystalkerpubjokething

[Pub Lover]

an 'Uh Oh'
An! Even when too drunk to stop from pissing down my legs I've got better grammar than most of the internet. >:

[Pub Lover]

http://www.nerdhatch.com/jeremy/twistedfeetsm.jpg
I do not like this avatar either.

[Pub Lover]

NOT A Page Break. :esuohlim

[Staxeon]

http://www.nerdhatch.com/jeremy/twistedfeetsm.jpg
I do not like this avatar either.

Well it'll have to do for now anyway. Seeing as I'm at work with no access to pshop, and only have a few things to choose from.

[Esuohlim]

Just use this as an avatar man you'll be popular around here in no time

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4c/Carlos_Mencia.jpg/180px-Carlos_Mencia.jpg

[Staxeon]

Who's that? And what's with the brown felt shirt he's wearing?

[Pub Lover]

He's Mexican.

I only know about Carlos Mencia because of these boards.

[Staxeon]

I think I'm seen him on Comedy Central.

[Pub Lover]

Stop drinking and let the spermies rebuild their empire you lush.
Had me laughing for a whole minute. :lol

My belly started hurting so I stopped. :x

[Terra]

You had to drag it up here??

[Pub Lover]

I don't like gaying up other threads with my bullshit, It's one of the conditions for my ban bail.

[Esuohlim]

He's Mexican.

Pffft, no he isn't.

[Emu]

He's HONDURAN >:

[Pub Lover]

Like I care. :rolleyes

As I said, I only know him from these boards. You could tell me Tony Danza is Mexican & I would believe it.

[Chojin]

I don't know where it was said but Terra had made some typical statement about someone masturbating to Lotida pictures.

And it reminded me that Lotida's never posted a picture of herself.

So she should do that, so the person whom I can't remember can get on with their theoretical masturbation.

[Pub Lover]

Esuohlim. He's never posted his picture either.

[Lotida]

And it reminded me that Lotida's never posted a picture of herself.

I posted one along time ago. I think I left it up for a week. I haven't posted any since then because I am not too excited about the freaky boys on here photoshopping me with internet cum all over my face.

[Pub Lover]

It doesn't have to be internet cum. ;<

[Pub Lover]

I think it would take the better part of 20 minutes to get naked pictures of Pub from the source.
Only that long because I'd have to find a working digital camera. :(


:lol

[Terra]

I posted one along time ago. I think I left it up for a week. I haven't posted any since then because I am not too excited about the freaky boys on here photoshopping me with internet cum all over my face.

If it happens enough you'll learn about "indifference" baby. :D

[Esuohlim]

Or it will give you more fodder for trite "every1 luvs me" posts.

[Lotida]

Or it will give you more fodder for trite "every1 luvs me" posts.

I don't think everyone loves me, Milhouse... just you!! :orgasm

[ArrowX]

I like lotida, but she don't like me :(

[Lotida]

I like lotida, but she don't like me :(

Why do you say that? I like everyone! Well.....almost everyone!

Unless you are giving Terra shit... I don't like that.

[Terra]

So you had better watch out Mr. Arrowx and don't gay up your chances. All I have to do is drop a dime on you and Lotida's hammer comes down.

The Tampon Jihad is here you miserable shit.

[ArrowX]

I didn't mention you, terra I don't want to sully the nonexitent feud between us by starting it in this thread.

I was just saying lotida makes me :lol

[Terra]

No you were posting that you didn't think Lotida liked you.

Get it correct you little dickens or go and blow some more Moosie peter and keep yourself occupied and away from here.

Wash your eyes out too.

[xbxDaniel]

Just use this as an avatar man you'll be popular around here in no time

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4c/Carlos_Mencia.jpg/180px-Carlos_Mencia.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Haha that chick in the boondocks sure says "nigga" a lot.

P.S. fuck you adult swim

[Esuohlim]

I DO BELIEVE IT'S MAD LIBS TIME GUYS COME ON

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[xbxDaniel]

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