I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[SKATERMONKEY]

really when did this happen

[kahljorn]

Shortly after your first post.

I think it was reinforced when you posted your vanilla ice face W/ rap compatible gold (or silver maybe) chain necklace

[SKATERMONKEY]

every second person here has bleached blond here courtesy of the sun has something to do with going to the beach in australia. not everyone with bleached hair looks like vanilla ice. and the chain isnt rapper bling it was a birthday present and it has a skateboard on it. and it is silver i dont wear gold.

[kahljorn]

alright :O

[Lenor]

kahl: explain to me the statistics of lets say 6 people that actually have issues with me, the majority of them are just trying to fit in. While the rest of the board who has been here, isnt new and knows me isnt all tag teaming up, and actually do talk too on a daily basis? Theres a flaw in your theory my dear.

Jason isnt bad.. hes from austraila.. STOP BEING RACIST YA FUCKER!!!

[SKATERMONKEY]

there is something seriously wrong with your page theres like writing missing and stuff or maybe its just my comp

[Lenor]

What type of browser or are you using could cause issues. Since it was coded and formatted all in Internet explorer. Or it could be your graphics card. Since it works perfect for me on all 3 of my comps.

im depressed now i need to go shopping :/

[SKATERMONKEY]

firefox maybe thats the prob. i really like black for some reason.

[SKATERMONKEY]

i just opened it in explorer.. its better size wise, but still cant really see the comments, friends etc

[Lenor]

YEah most likely, it tends to fuck with shit. Especially since I coded it all myself. Which I do with every site ive made.. haha.. I change it around alot and add new pics constantly. I see your a fan of slipknot. ha

[SKATERMONKEY]

hell yeah. yeah i never coded mine myself just got it decked out in pimpmyspace and sites like that, havent had it up long so thats why it still kinda sucks.

[kahljorn]

just so you know "Jason" is currently the boards most disrespected person. even more so than you

there's something wrong with your brain, lenor.

ps NOW I'm calling you incompetent.

[Zomboid]

kahl: explain to me the statistics of lets say 6 people that actually have issues with me, the majority of them are just trying to fit in. While the rest of the board who has been here, isnt new and knows me isnt all tag teaming up, and actually do talk too on a daily basis? Theres a flaw in your theory my dear.


I've been around long enough to remember that you were always a dumbass. This is nothing new and I'm not trying to fit in by making fun of your inability to use the english language properly. I just think it's funny and a little bit sad.

[Esuohlim]

The fact that your only defense is pulling out the seniority card speaks for itself. I've seen you on this board forever and I tend to wonder what there is to like about you.

[Esuohlim]

I mean seriously, you're just like a trillion other generic people on a million other generic message boards.

[Seven Force]

The fact that your only defense is pulling out the seniority card speaks for itself. I've seen you on this board forever and I tend to wonder what there is to like about you.

She has a vag!


FOR REAL THIS TIME :(

[SKATERMONKEY]

seriously.

[Esuohlim]

She has a vag!

I seriously thought about how different her situation would be if she posted under the name "Leonard". :(

[Esuohlim]

THIS IS THE KIND OF THING THAT LEADS TO AFFIRMATIVE ACTION, PEOPLE :x

[kahljorn]

I think we should have a rule that if you say the same things over 15 times you get banned. EXCEPT IN THE PHILOSOPHY FORUM

[Emu]

How does Lenor have 3K posts and yet I've never read any of them

[Seven Force]

I seriously thought about how different her situation would be if she posted under the name "Leonard". :(

Now when I read that is that pronounced lee-o-nard or is it len-erd?

It's just as hard as Esuohlim.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/hecantalk.gif

[kahljorn]

See the post above :O

[Seven Force]

Sorry Kahl this thread moves fast :x

[Emu]

so wait do Lenor and SKATERMONKEY know eachother?

it's all coming together! :eek

[SKATERMONKEY]

oh no theyre onto me

[kahljorn]

they're myspace buddies and have been making hyper-active retarded vanilla ice children for the past four years. There's at least 52,000 of them since they breed like mold.

[SKATERMONKEY]

so many closet vanilla ice fans in this forum. and i havent even heard one of his songs. i guess i should feel ashamed right

[MetalMilitia]

If you've never heard any of his song(s?) you must've been living under a rock for the last 20 years.

[kahljorn]

yea because comparing someone's looks with vanilla ice as an insult makes people fans of him.

[SKATERMONKEY]

i havent heard any of his songs thats correct i know that he has bleached blond hair like mine but thats where our similaritys end. ive never heard any of his songs though.

[Seven Force]

I hate it when they use that. It's like when fat people tell me I must secretly love them because I rip on them.

[kahljorn]

kahljorn (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=1088) , Seven Force (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=2118) , Spectre X (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=76) , CaptainBubba (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=250) , Cosmo Electrolux (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=120) , Noodles (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=4920) , xbxDaniel (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=3840) , Schimid (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=637) , Colewolf (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=4971) , Emu (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=1638) , Geggy (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=36) , Yggdrasill (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=4773) , Zomboid (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=40) , MetalMilitia (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=2886) , Esuohlim (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=522) , SKATERMONKEY (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=4926)

I"M NUMBER ONE

Skatermonkey: ... i was just kidd!!!!

[Seven Force]

hahahahaha im sorry

[kahljorn]

lol, yea i dont get it :O I think it's just an alternation of, "I know you are but what am I"

[SKATERMONKEY]

no i was stating a fact. i havent heard any of his songs.

[SKATERMONKEY]

but thanks for comparing me to a famous celebrity although i dont think i deserve that honour.

[MetalMilitia]

i havent heard any of his songs thats correct i know that he has bleached blond hair like mine but thats where our similaritys end. ive never heard any of his songs though.

It goes:

YO VIP LET'S KICK IT!
dun dun dun du du duu dun
dun dun dun du du duu dun
(whispered) Ice Ice baby
(whispered) Ice Ice baby
All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention

...and so on and so forth.

[Seven Force]

If i can get a little off topic here I work with a couple of lazy fat bitches who fuck up often. When they do it usually makes the rest of our jobs harder (especially mine).

So yeah anyways when we put a package on hold for whatever reason we have to type it in the computers we work with so that the system understands that we are not releasing it. Guess who doesn't do that every single time and I find out late, like after I send the holds report in? Well i'm telling her about it and she just interrupts me and says "why you gotta be on my case for you aint my daddy". So I say "well im more like a stepdad im the other guy that fucks your mother when youre not around"

and she reported me when i left

[Seven Force]

so the lesson here is keep your cool and try not to divulge any information whatsoever as to what you do in your spare time if you think your supervisor wont appreciate it very much

[kahljorn]

:lol great emphasis

COLLABORATE and LISSSSTEN

[kahljorn]

I hate having jobs with stupid people, man. They fuck everything up. Just tell your supervisor what actually happened or something :O it peeves me when stupid people get away with telling half truths. Actually maybe you shouldn't tell supervisors because they might have a WORK FRIENDSHIP TRIAD.

[Seven Force]

Eh, i'm sure it'll work out fine because nobody really likes her either. :(

Thanks to you though i've got FF9 working ok so im going to play that now.

See ya guys later

[SKATERMONKEY]

see ya

[liquidstatik]

im back :O!

[SKATERMONKEY]

fantastic

[noob3]

skatermonkey i wish you were around before we had to have atleast 6 letters in these posts i cold see ur hilarious post now

"ok"

[Pub Lover]

Oh what the hell, do I have to guys? :(

[noob3]

move ur comma over some :lol

[Grislygus]

Well, a couple of my friends are taking me "offroadin" in the sand dunes tomorrow. Normally, I wouldn't go, but one of them has a damned nice dune buggy. And unlike ATVs, dune buggies are fun as hell.

Someone's also bringing a video camera, so prepare for HI-LARIOUS shenanigans.

[noob3]

you magician mother fucker pub lover i hate ur guts

[noob3]

grislygus: why is "offroadin" in quotations is that some sort of gay innuendo for butt sex

[noob3]

ok guys i am out of here like last year ill see you guys later

in hell

[Grislygus]

My saying offroadin' as a word is lame, as I don't have the proper lingo. Therefore, it is in quotes.

:nerdspeak

[noob3]

i am going to go "drive my car" guys

[Grislygus]

that would translate to "drive mah truck".

[liquidstatik]

don't wreck :x

[RaNkeri]

Guys, it's only 7 more days and my high school days are practically over :x

[MattJack]

Guys, it's only 7 more days and my high school days are practically over :x
HOLD ON TO THEM LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW. Which means get laid by as many high school girls as you can while it's still acceptable.

[MattJack]

Actually, that wasn't what it translated to. Sorry. I got it mixed up. What it really meant was kill yourself.

[RaNkeri]

Don't get too excited, there are still 7 MORE DAYS :x

[MattJack]

sweet. so..back to the ladies

[Lenor]

so who missed me :rave :rave

[Guitar Woman]

GET OFF MY INTERNET.

[Lenor]

HA.. aww... did I upset you earlier?

[Guitar Woman]

Do you get off on being so fucking stupid? Jesus christ

[Pub Lover]

Multiquote, Multi-sucks
Yeah, it doesn't carry over any sub quotes. ;(
PS: Stop fucking gaying up the chatroom thread. Take your pussy comments to the thread in mock wars, lest it start to feel unused and unloved.
Nothing can gay up this thread more than that page of dicks everyone posted that time.
esuohlim ...please go fuck yourself

nobody cares

thanx
It's the chatroom thread, so I care. ;(
Man I'm leaving this chat room thread until Lenor gets it :rolleyes
Ha! You wouldn't last out that long.
I can't imagine how this thread will be after Pub leaves.

It'll be pandemonium.
I don't get it. :(
more like pubamonium :LOL

I hope pub gets here soon and sorts this mess out >:
I'm not the law. What the hell. :(
The multi-qouting's going to be insane. :eek
Well, dang. That's the one that made me want to not post. Thanks a lot, Julie.
pub will just try an get me to have some crazy convo like always and start shit .. haha
Hey guys, whos beeing saing that I don't like Lenor?
Do you have any non-internet friends
I don't. :(
She has a vag!
I thought you said cuntaloupe?


I think we should have a rule that if you say the same things over 15 times you get banned. EXCEPT IN THE PHILOSOPHY FORUM
Oh shit! :eek
How does Lenor have 3K posts and yet I've never read any of them
Back at you 7k boy. :blah
If you've never heard any of his song(s?) you must've been living under a rock for the last 20 years.
Australia is down under the rock, right? ;(
I hate it when they use that. It's like when fat people tell me I must secretly love them because I rip on them.
Dude, there you go again denying your fat fetish. Why you gotta lie to yourself man?
you magician mother fucker pub lover i hate ur guts
Would you like them better in a burger bun? :x

[Womti]

GET OFF MY INTERNET.


HELLZ YEAH.

[Pub Lover]

GET OFF MY INTERNET.

Back at you, baby! :love

[Pub Lover]

Lenor, please stay out of Europe. I get enough shit as it is when I go there for being American without stereotypes proving them right.

what the fuck.. who told that im goin to eruope?

Seth: guess what? I DONT CARE .. thanx.. now go away!

Woah, Seth is like Mister Europe, and he is a totally partying dude.

I wouldn't want to even go to Europe if there wasn't a chance that Seth would be there too.

[liquidstatik]

Pub, i'm gonna miss ya man ;o

[Sethomas]

I haven't been abroad in three years :(
I've got that itch thing going on. I might go to England in a few months to visit my sister, and YES that is Europe.

[Zomboid]

Do you get off on being so fucking stupid? Jesus christ

Who the fuck are you to talk?

[Guitar Woman]

Someone who stopped being stupid over a year ago?

[liquidstatik]

You're proving yourself wrong here, buddy ;<

[Guitar Woman]

If we ban lenor I don't think there's gonna be a problem anymore

[MetalMilitia]

I prefered it when only Jin and Chojin used the the pointy mouth emotes. They don't look right when other people use them.

Oh and while I was typing thet I just thought of something:

Where is FartinMowlar? This place is missing a certain something when he's not around.

[liquidstatik]

p.s. having chojin as an "internet buddy" isn't something to get a boner over, bby

[Pub Lover]

I don't get people with ADHD. It's supposed to be a childhood only disease - and when adults develop it it's a different problem. Maybe you just need to learn to calm down, try smoking pot or something.
Nuh ah, dude. ;(

Pub, i'm gonna miss ya man ;o

;(

[liquidstatik]

metalmilitia im sry you don't approve of my ;< usage :x

[Guitar Woman]

p.s. having chojin as an "internet buddy" isn't something to get a boner over, bby

I'm not getting a boner over it, I'm just saying that I don't think banning me is on the top of his things to do list :x

[noob3]

:< :< :> lol the last one is a bird

:>

i am going to start using this :> it looks like falco

[Pub Lover]

I haven't been abroad in three years :(
I've got that itch thing going on. I might go to England in a few months to visit my sister, and YES that is Europe.
Before August?

I prefered it when only Jin and Chojin used the the pointy mouth emotes. They don't look right when other people use them.
I agree. :(


Where is FartinMowlar? This place is missing a certain something when he's not around.

Yeah, dick & fart jokes. :lol

[Fathom Zero]

"...niggards are cunty"


:lol:lol

[liquidstatik]

guys im sorry but im not gonna change my emoticon preferences for you ;<

i hope that doesn't change our relationship :x

[noob3]

now u will never make out with guitar woamn dude :lol

[Fathom Zero]

I'm gonna get the 1000th page before Esuohlim.
>:

[Zomboid]

If we ban lenor I don't think there's gonna be a problem anymore
Oddly enough, I think we'll still have one really annoying wannabe girl around here!

[Guitar Woman]

Guys I think we scared Lenore off

what a relief

[Zomboid]

Guys I need help getting off this bandwagon and into that circle of acceptance :< :< :<

[MetalMilitia]

Guys I think we scared Lenore off

what a relief


guys youself

[Grislygus]

Oh yeah?

[liquidstatik]

zomboid you're doin it wrong, its only cool if its winkin' ;<

[Grislygus]

I doubt Lenore can be 'scared off'. She goes to syracruse, k? She goes to college. She's smarter than all of us.

Einstein didn't read!

[FartinMowler]

I haven't had a broad in three years :(
I've got that itch thing going on. I might go to England in a few months to get some medication, and YES that is Herpies.


:tear I like to read between the lines

[Lenor]

1. nobody can scare me off .. thats already been proven

2. Im not at your bekon call GW ..

3. gW.. you mite want to rethink myn and erics friendship that we've had for years and years ..

4. to danny and noob i <3 you guys always!

[Zomboid]

PM from GW! : If you hate me so fucking much, make a thread in MockWars about it rather than following me into every thread I post in, OK? OK.

Awwww. See, thing is, I don't follow you around. You just post in every fucking thread on the boards and when you say something stupid or attempt to gain some sort of favor by jumping on the lenor bandwagon, I call you on it. Don't like it? Take your own advice and ignore me. You're essentially the same as lenore. She's got her seniority thing and you've got your chojin ass kissing thing. You both figure your little tickets will keep people from noticing what vapid cunts you are, buuuuut you're wrong :O

[Guitar Woman]

Ok, cite at least one place where I've kissed Chojin's ass since I've come back, dickface.

And no, the bent smiles don't count.

[liquidstatik]

i'm not gonna put forth the effort, do it yourself ;o

[Pub Lover]

:tear I like to read between the lines

No way! He had a girlfriend, but she wanted to date other, less awesome, people. ;(

[Zomboid]

I'm not gonna bother going through the shit you post to prove what a pathetic loser you are. It's common knowledge at this point and the only one who's not in on the joke is you.

Earlier today you said lenore is more likely to be banned by chojin because you two are INTERNET BUDDIES. BRAVO! I'm sure Dan and Roseanne are really proud of their little tranny son.

edit: that was to gw, if it wasn't obvious enough.

[Guitar Woman]

So you go around spouting how much of a fucking asskisser I'm being in EVERY SINGLE POST EVER, but can't even be bothered to copy and paste one instance of it? Come back when you've got a fucking case to present.

[Pub Lover]

Stop following me into every thread I post in & starting fights!
Maybe if you ladies didn't spread your homebrands of stupidmeat around so much then the tigers wouldn't chase you so hard. ;(

[Chojin]

to be totally fair:

1. I stole the carat smilies from Mew
2. Lenor is also my #1 fan

[Pub Lover]

I'm not gonna bother going through the shit you post to prove what a pathetic loser you are. It's common knowledge at this point and the only one who's not in on the joke is you.

Earlier today you said lenore is more likely to be banned by chojin because you two are INTERNET BUDDIES. BRAVO! I'm sure Dan and Roseanne are really proud of their little tranny son.

edit: that was to gw, if it wasn't obvious enough.

Haha, everyone imagine for a second that it was aimed at me. ;D

GOOD TIMES! :lol

[Guitar Woman]

Hey, most of the time I'm actually useful.

[Zomboid]

Uh, I think the internet buddies one kinda made my "case" pretty open and shut, thanks.

:casedismissed

[Grislygus]

Pub, that was possibly the most interesting thing I've read all day.

About the homebrand stupidmeat, that is.

[Chojin]

Also I wouldn't dare ban lenor because I would never hear the end of it :<

[Guitar Woman]

Uh, I think the internet buddies one kinda made my "case" pretty open and shut, thanks.

:casedismissed
So I'm a brown-nosing jerk because we talk on IM a lot and have become friends? That makes sense!

[Chojin]

I don't have your aim name?

[Pub Lover]

incase you want to research this information further, i've drawn an expert graph

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r87/noobandjen/money.jpg

:lol

Pub, that was possibly the most interesting thing I've read all day.

About the homebrand stupidmeat, that is.

I meant it in the nicest way possible. ;(

[Guitar Woman]

I don't have your aim name?
Microwaved Grape?

Used to talk a lot, whatever. :<

[Pub Lover]

I don't have your aim name?

Chojin & me are pretty tight. We've transcended words & only speak in links to certain threads.

Who else got invited to the wedding? :picklehat

[Zomboid]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v156/Lucifer40/gw.jpg
i am so glad that chojin has decided to become friends with me. later on tonight i'm gonna ask mom to drive me to his house and we can talk about how stupid i was when i first joined the forums but how cool i am now. i think Ill see if I can get him to ban those fucking JERKS that are being mean to me. dont they know that im cool now? i like the same stuff as all of them...oh well...tonight my slobber cave meets its match chojin :< :<

[Guitar Woman]

You're doing it wrong, the nose has to be gigantic.

[Fathom Zero]

Screw all this, wake me up when Mock Wars really starts.

[Chojin]

Slobber cave? That is horrifying.

Also, we only talked a few times on aim. You were always all I AM AT A LIBRARY WORKING I AM BUSY.

This is not to say that I dislike guitar woman, I am just setting facts straight.

[Chojin]

Also, Fathom Zero, go jump in a lake.

Also, five pages until page 1000, guys. WHO WILL THE LUCKY POSTER BE?

[Pub Lover]

Uh, yeah, I'm one of Eric's INTERNET BUDDIES, I'm pretty sure he'd ban you quicker than he'd ban me.

123456

[Guitar Woman]

As I remember we talked an average of like three or four times a week, sometimes for like hours when I was at home and not doing anything.

But if you're not counting the times when I was RUDELY INTERRUPTED with work and stuff, then yeah, we only talked a couple times.

[Chojin]

I don't remember that but it's possible. I do do other things while aim is open, though. ;< It's half the reason I have two monitors ;<

[Guitar Woman]

I hope we get to page 1000 soon, I have a fantastic picture to post for the occasion

[Lenor]

You know what ive been wondering? If you hate me so much, why not go push the ignore button yourself? Do you honestly need the drama and controversy that much, to feel the need to be complete hypocrites? Now this does not imply to everyone, Chojin knows I very much apreciate his friendship and have for the many years we have known each other including off the board.

zomboid: My senority has nothing to do with this, I get smacked down every fuckin day for 2 years by the majority of everyone that has been here for as long as me. But do not compare me to some 16 year old that is in great need of social exceptance. I dont give into your affairs, and seriously you should stay out of mine. I have made and stayed friends with many people on here, but unlike your buddy GW, im not asking them to come save me. Instead im takeing on everyone at once trying to gang bang me, and aparently havent relized that your extremly failed attempts at scareing me off, are very much not close to working, nor will they.

Call me what you want, but in the end its the last one standing. Your insecurities are being released rapantly already. While I havent even really bothered to care and pay attention.

To my friends I love you guys always .. thanx.. but you know i gotts my own thing. haha

[Guitar Woman]

Give it up, this thread stopped being about you 30 posts ago.

[Chojin]

You know, now that I think of it, Lenor is pretty much the only consistently-hated person who has posted here since 'the old days'. She is totally breaking new ground for vets, and has proven that seniority doesn't mean dick after all. Which in itself is hilarious, because that's one of the things Carnivore used to bitch at her about.

She is also the closest link we have to Livejournal here. It's a lot like that thing with Sindel and Shao Kahn in MK3.

And this is not a DEROGATORY LENOR POST, LENOR

[Pub Lover]

Give it up, this thread stopped being about you 30 posts ago.

When will it stop being about you, lassy?

[Zomboid]

zomboid: My senority has nothing to do with this, I get smacked down every fuckin day for 2 years by the majority of everyone that has been here for as long as me. But do not compare me to some 16 year old that is in great need of social exceptance. I dont give into your affairs, and seriously you should stay out of mine. I have made and stayed friends with many people on here, but unlike your buddy GW, im not asking them to come save me. Instead im takeing on everyone at once trying to gang bang me, and aparently havent relized that your extremly failed attempts at scareing me off, are very much not close to working, nor will they.

Call me what you want, but in the end its the last one standing. Your insecurities are being released rapantly already. While I havent even really bothered to care and pay attention.

To my friends I love you guys always .. thanx.. but you know i gotts my own thing. haha
Uhh...What? I kinda just skimmed that, and looking at it now, and seeing all the underlined stuff that you mispelled, I think what you're trying to say is that you're some kind of internet warrior, taking everyone's slings and arrows and coming back for more? I don't know or care what you think I'm trying to do here. You're just another dumb delusional sand twat that thinks people actually give a fuck about her just because they're making fun of her stupidity. I'm not trying to "scare you off". I don't care enough to go to any lengths to get rid of you. I'll just continue laughing if that's OK with you.

[Pub Lover]

Zomboid, if you're laughing & she's laughing...why can't we all just hug & get along?

Who cares if we're all enjoying each other for different reasons?

Less hate more LUURRRVE!

[Zomboid]

To my friends I love you guys always .. thanx.. but you know i gotts my own thing.
http://deathpenaltyinfo.msu.edu/c/about/images/1-hanging.jpg

[Chojin]

I kinda wish I could be universally hated again, too ;< But I'm apparently so amazing that all of you love me no matter what I say or do <3

[Pub Lover]

Qantas has rejected allegations from an organisation representing Australian aircraft engineers that its employees are being pressured to break maintenance procedures.

In a survey conducted by the Australian Licensed Aircraft Engineers Association, three-quarters of the airline's engineers say they are pressured by management to take short cuts on safety.

The association's secretary, Steve Purvinas, says managers have asked staff to ignore holes in containers that are meant to be fireproof, and it is asking the federal government to investigate safety standards at Qantas.

But the airline says it would never compromise its standards.

Its head of engineering says the Association is making wild allegations during its bargaining process. (http://www.newswire.co.nz/main/viewstory.aspx?storyid=357512&catid=3011)

Oh man. I totally didn't need to read that before flying round the world with them, guys.

This is what I get for booking flights becasue of a movie I once saw. :(

[Fathom Zero]

Rain Man?

[Lenor]

aww pub that was incrediably sweet..

chojin: I know that was not anything against me.. and your right.. shit where is carni when you need that fucker? or hell lets call on jixby .. maybe he can make another song about how much he hates me.. ohh wait he doenst anymore..

zomboid: Thank you, I appreciate when the nazi police come around, Its also interesting to know that you aparently are unable to understand a sentence if it is not spelled and grammard out completely for you. That sucks.. hope you dont plan on being a dr since all write in what is known as 'short hand' which is fragments of a sentence basically just being grouped together. And your supposed to know it instantly. About you laughing at me, go right ahead pumpkin! If you want to take out your frustrations on me, ill be your punching bag...

[Guitar Woman]

ha ha :<

PS THAT WAS DIRECTED AT FATHOM I STILL HATE YOU OK LENOR

[Esuohlim]

:yawn
.

[Esuohlim]

6 characters >:

[Pub Lover]

Rain Man?
Yeah. ;(

I might edit my posts a lot, but I wouldn't stoop so low as to do it in the middle of an INTERNET BATTLE. Seriously, just what the fuck do you think I am?

From first hand experience, I call bullshit on this, lady.

[Zomboid]

Sadly, lenor, the reason I'm not currently in med school is because I AM UNABLE TO READ JUMBLES OF MISSPELLED WORDS THAT AMOUNT TO NOTHING :(

Also, the nazi police thing? I think you should have gone with the Gestapo. Your history needs work too.

[Guitar Woman]

From first hand experiance, I call bullshit on this, lady.
ha ha what

[liquidstatik]

to lighten the mood :D

http://static.flickr.com/74/173740488_79d05a10be_m.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/8714/176171153f758804149zf7.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/1296/rottweilerpuppiesforsalga7.jpg

[liquidstatik]

aaaaww :D

[Fathom Zero]

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/2972/fallwh7.jpg

[Esuohlim]

to lighten the mood :D

http://static.flickr.com/74/173740488_79d05a10be_m.jpg

OH MAN HAWT

[Zomboid]

http://drzeus.best.vwh.net/MoleRat.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/4654/graylw3.jpg

[liquidstatik]

http://www.artgame.com/images/sunlit-dolphins.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/435/puppieskx5.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

This is all fine and dandy but this thread could really use some RAWK

[Fathom Zero]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/2181/monkey20babygm7.jpg

[liquidstatik]

http://elissa.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/bunnies.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/2792/whipscorpioncanclecuxr7.jpg

[noob3]

:claps

[MetalMilitia]

This is a fantastic website: http://kittycharm.homestead.com/Kittens.html

http://kittycharm.homestead.com/files/seal_point___cream_kitten_.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q74/ResistingArrest/Picture.jpg

[liquidstatik]

http://www.parrot-babys.com/assets/images/a_Macaws.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/8665/babybirdsse9.jpg

[liquidstatik]

http://kittycharm.homestead.com/files/exotic___browntabby_2_2_14_2002.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q74/ResistingArrest/Picture004.jpg
She's so fat ;_;

[kahljorn]

i started using ;< a long time ago as a sophistafunk face. Then I started using ;'< and then somehow I made it into what I thought was a persian cat face which is pretty damned smug so after that i stopped using it except when i was acting smug. Maybe it was.. ;<{ ;<{ i don't know i give up i can't remember :(

[liquidstatik]

http://static.flickr.com/47/153052178_27b06ba5d8.jpg

[Lenor]

just so ya all know im goin out to eat now with some friends.. ill be back and drunk a little while later .. thanx bye

[Fathom Zero]

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/6562/moma20and20baby20bearuy0.jpg

[Goat Cheese]

Lotta love in this thread.

[Fathom Zero]

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/9849/babybearlargexh7.jpg

[liquidstatik]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/chubfan.jpg

guys, oh my. http://cuteoverload.com :O

[Guitar Woman]

The videogame say "play me,"
Face it on a level but it takes you every time on a one on one,
Feeling runnin' down your spine,
Nothin gonna save you one last time
Cuz it own you,
Through and through.

The databank know my number,
Says I gotta pay cuz I made the grade last year,
Feel it when I turn the screw,
Kicks you round the world, there ain't a thing that it can't do,
Do to you, yeah!

Who made who,
Who made you?
Who made who,
Ain't nobody told you?
Who made who,
Who made you?
If you made them and they made you
Who picked up the bill, and who made who?

[Fathom Zero]

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/5880/39410538tigerpaje7.jpg

[noob3]

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/9849/babybearlargexh7.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.kittenwar.com/

[Guitar Woman]

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q74/ResistingArrest/1170800723453.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.canineconcepts.co.uk/ccp51/media/images/product_detail/dog-clothes-tuxedo-1.jpg

[noob3]

fuck pictures this aint no childrens book i came here to read

[Fathom Zero]

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/4313/maxdancepj0.jpg

[liquidstatik]

that tiger cub is cute :x

[Fathom Zero]

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/9445/dogdress1te1.jpg

[noob3]

not as cute as your mon.. :lol

lol jamacia

[liquidstatik]

guitar woman i h8 u

[liquidstatik]

shut up my moms dead im so mad at u :@

[Guitar Woman]

Danny I thought we were buds what the hell man :(

[Chojin]

I'M GONNA GET POST 25000 GUYS

[Guitar Woman]

The hell you are >:

[Chojin]

NONE OF YOU HAVE THE POWER TO STOP ME

[liquidstatik]

your picture wasn't at all a cute animal ;<

[Esuohlim]

Danny I thought we were buds what the hell man :(

This post was edited I was just going to rip you a new one for stealing my periods idea.

That I stole from Pub Lover :(

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xFxpGRJ_Fg

[liquidstatik]

the power of love ;o

[liquidstatik]

milhouse im afraid i didn't get that at all :x

[Fathom Zero]

I'm done with the cuteness.

[Guitar Woman]

The video you have requested is not available.

If you have recently uploaded this video, you may need to wait a few minutes for the video to process.

[Esuohlim]

milhouse im afraid i didn't get that at all :x
......

[liquidstatik]

fathom that video is unavailable :x

[Fathom Zero]

I'm gonna get 25000

[Guitar Woman]

PAGE BREAK

wait oops lol

[liquidstatik]

i rarely look to the right of the page ;<

[noob3]

dorks.

[Fathom Zero]

dammit, hold on

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cFxpGRJ_Fg

[Fathom Zero]

Bam it works.

[liquidstatik]

im afraid to pet things that small :x

[Fathom Zero]

kudos to me.

[Guitar Woman]

holy shit that is cute.

[Fathom Zero]

im afraid to pet things that small :x

You're like Frankenstein's monster with your friggin meat hands.

[MetalMilitia]

KITTIES :D

-willie

[Guitar Woman]

Ahnuld can't do the Angus Stomp :lol

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a367UDa6xhc

[liquidstatik]

You're like Frankenstein's monster with your friggin meat hands.

nahh i have womanly hands but i get the urge to squeeze when i pet small things, and that's no good ;/

[liquidstatik]

you know, like, to test my strength ;o

[Fathom Zero]

Yeah, on your penis.

[Fathom Zero]

lol
sixchar

[Goat Cheese]

Hey guys what happened to the cute animal pictures? I wanted to show my mom.

[Fathom Zero]

It started two pages ago.

[Chojin]

That cat spa video made me lol :<

[liquidstatik]

i can't wait to see 300 :eek

[Fathom Zero]

The best part about the video is the comments from people claiming the cat was choked by non-existant steam.

[Fathom Zero]

Fiftyfour more to go.

[Guitar Woman]

It would've been funnier if they had audio of the cat YELPING in HORROR :<

[Goat Cheese]

Are you advocating mistreatment of animals? That ma'am is not funny.

[Guitar Woman]

No, but a cat yelping in horror is. :<

[liquidstatik]

are you juttin? :eek

[Guitar Woman]

Your profile says you're juttin too! :eek

[MetalMilitia]

This is still one of my favourite cat-based videos:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6067987480536636701

[Guitar Woman]

holy shit, lol :<

[Guitar Woman]

Oh no guys this is gonna be the last triple digits page we better make the most of it :o

[Emu]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Aspergian_Wikipedians I bookmarked this

[kahljorn]

COME WITH ME ON A JOURNEY, A JOURNEY OF:
http://www.wisdomofthecrone.com/gallery/friendship.jpg

A DAY FOR FrienDS:
chojy :love .. im probally goin to visit him soon again .. yeah eric can be a bitch sometimes, except to me.. ha

So then you've hung out with eric or chuck personaly? eric i honestly belives hates everyone.. except if your actual friends with him outside the board. haha.. and noob (chuck) an sean (blackflag) who are good friends, are also two of my best friends

an there is danny .. haha .

eh' u like the sig .. haha.. yeah shes always bitching even to blackflag about me.. im sick of it .. and poor noob cant get anywhere :/ .

yah a few people were talkin about it.. awhile back.

pub will just try an get me to have some crazy convo like always and start shit .. haha

I do know and have proof of who guitarman is, maybe if you think real hard who my bestest friends are on here that always back me up

explain to me the statistics of lets say 6 people that actually have issues with me, the majority of them are just trying to fit in. While the rest of the board who has been here, isnt new and knows me isnt all tag teaming up, and actually do talk too on a daily basis?

gW.. you mite want to rethink myn and erics friendship that we've had for years and years ..

to danny and noob i <3 you guys always

Now this does not imply to everyone, Chojin knows I very much apreciate his friendship and have for the many years we have known each other including off the board.

I have made and stayed friends with many people on here, but unlike your buddy GW, im not asking them to come save me.

shit where is carni when you need that fucker? or hell lets call on jixby .. maybe he can make another song about how much he hates me.. ohh wait he doenst anymore..

That was discovered when me and chojin first met many years ago when he came to ny from baltimore

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/AUN/PP-SSK0013.jpg
http://www.sonshinecrafts.com/friendship.jpg

[Goat Cheese]

who's going to get the 1000th page post?

[liquidstatik]

i think lenors pretty nifty myself ;o

[Guitar Woman]

I already called it like five times, if I miss it I'm gonna be PISSED

[Rongi]

i wanna talk to noob about songs about fucking

where is he

i wanna talk about it nooooow

[kahljorn]

i don't know, all I have to go by is the gay posts she makes on this webpage.
Going by that I'd say you have bad taste in friends or "Nift"ness

Plus I didn't say anything deragatory in that post at all :O THE IMPLICATIONS WERE OBVIOUS ARENT THEY? Yes. YOUVE BETRAYED MUCH.

[liquidstatik]

u horny?

[MetalMilitia]

I don't really care about the whole first post of XXXX pages thing but if GW gets it i'm going to be pissed.

[Fathom Zero]

me fuckers

[liquidstatik]

haha you have to talk to her on aim i guess ;o

[Goat Cheese]

Hey rongi don't talk that way. This is a seriuos board.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm gonna get a WII?

[kahljorn]

i have, it was alright. mostly boring though.

[Fathom Zero]

Your mother is boring. Mock Wars!

[Goat Cheese]

I wanna be the one to get it.

[Rongi]

shut up goat cheese you dont even KNOW what i'm talking about so go suck some more dicks

[liquidstatik]

well it doesn't matter you're cool tooo! :D

[kahljorn]

GARSH!

[Goat Cheese]

The wii is full of awesome. fathom knows what im talking about!

[MetalMilitia]

I would also be pissed if a nobody like GoatCheese got it.

[Rongi]

liquid are you still smokin crack?

[Guitar Woman]

shit I missed it :(

[Pub Lover]

This post was edited I was just going to rip you a new one for stealing my periods idea.

That I stole from Pub Lover :(

Wait, what? :eek

[Goat Cheese]

Jeez rongi If you wanna talk about fucking songs so much why don't you go to the music fourm?