I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

If I was a woman I would totally not care if people on the internet suggested that I was a dude. I certainly would not post pictures of my body as some sort of proof.

Unless they posted a picture of their dick first, you know, just to prove that they really are dudes.

So far I only believe Seven Force. :x

[dirtyxblondexdame]

while I agree that Evil Dead is an obnoxious faggot, Metal Militia's just funning with you.

It's how this forum works. It's a lot better if you think of it as one big joke!

MM is just getting on my nerves. i don't get the whole "accuse females of being males" joke, but maybe i missed something that happened earlier.

p.s. -- i'm having fun on here :) i missed being in a forum, the last one i was in got shut down a while back and i was so sad *sniffle*

[MetalMilitia]

:x

Should I post a picture of my adorable whiskery face to prove I'm a cat?

[Guitar Woman]

Uh yeah I pretended to be a chick for a while and the forums exploded when my secret was revealed

that's the joke

[dirtyxblondexdame]

Uh yeah I pretended to be a chick for a while and the forums exploded when my secret was revealed

that's the joke


i got that part LOL. whatevers, people can accuse me of having all the penis in the world, but i'm a chick.

[Spetsnaz]

Why do you care so much about of a bunch of anonymous people calling you a dude or not?

[MetalMilitia]

This is just the break in the case we've been waiting for.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

Why do you care so much about of a bunch of anonymous people calling you a dude or not?


that's a good question. sometimes i get very defensive. need to stop that.

i do, however, care about you asking me for nudes from my myspace. don't you know the internet was MADE for porn? you can see free tits anywhere. good luck with that.

[Guitar Woman]

wait what

was he actually doing that? :lol

[Spetsnaz]

I'm being a guy. Sue me.


Besides, you suggested it in Loveline anyway.

However, I do concede to your point about the internet being for porn.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

wait what

was he actually doing that? :lol

yes sir. i posted earlier to check my myspace if you don't believe that i'm a chick, and obviously he did because he came back and PM'd me to tell me my page is private. he said he wanted to see if i had nudes. i said no, and he didn't like that. so, obvs he's a perv.

[MetalMilitia]

that's a good question. sometimes i get very defensive. need to stop that.

i do, however, care about you asking me for nudes from my myspace. don't you know the internet was MADE for porn? you can see free tits anywhere. good luck with that.


The internet was made to ensure a decentralised communication network in the event of nuclear war.

[Guitar Woman]

Uh, I'm a guy, too, I don't go around asking to see the lady parts of girls I know almost nothing about

That is RUDE

[Spetsnaz]

I'm rude.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

Uh, I'm a guy, too, I don't go around asking to see the lady parts of girls I know almost nothing about

That is RUDE

i'll admit, i do post pics that are slightly revealing (like the one i posted earlier), but it is in no way a nude pic, and i only do it cause i rarely find pics that i like of myself. but when a guy just asks for them, i always have to wonder why........not getting any in real life? total mutant unable to communicate with women in person? just a general perv?? who knows.

[Pub Lover]

SEVEN FORCE'S COCK! :eek

[Spetsnaz]

i'll admit, i do post pics that are slightly revealing (like the one i posted earlier), but it is in no way a nude pic, and i only do it cause i rarely find pics that i like of myself. but when a guy just asks for them, i always have to wonder why........not getting any in real life? total mutant unable to communicate with women in person? just a general perv?? who knows.

All of the above.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

All of the above.

so i see.

[MetalMilitia]

A moments silence for seven force's cock please.

[Guitar Woman]

it's not very big.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

A moments silence for seven force's cock please.

damn that must have been some amazing cock if we're giving a moment of silence.

[Spetsnaz]

so i see.


I'm mostly just here to have fun. I don't really expect you to show me naked pictures of yourself. If you did, it'd be cool. You should understand half of what I say is total bullshit though.

[Pub Lover]

damn that must have been some amazing cock if we're giving a moment of silence.

Quite the opposite. ;(

[Pub Lover]

I'm mostly just here to have fun. I don't really expect you to show me naked pictures of yourself. If you did, it'd be cool. You should understand half of what I say is total bullshit though.
But it's really creepy & not funny. :(

A total Seven Force's Cock moment.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

Quite the opposite. ;(


lol gotcha.

[Spetsnaz]

But it's really creepy & not funny. :(

A total Seven Force's Cock moment.

I like creepy...

[MetalMilitia]

A total Seven Force's Cock moment.

:)

[dirtyxblondexdame]

you know, it's times like this when i really wish i could have been on this forum longer, so i wouldn't feel left out.

*pouts*

[Guitar Woman]

I'M GOING TO TOAST SPAGHETTI

[Spetsnaz]

Just act like you do. They can't tell the difference.

[MarioRPG]

Toasted spaghetti would be hard... :(

[MarioRPG]

Can't say I saw that one coming.

[Mockery]

Fair enough, I'm glad you understand the rules now. As for the flame war between you and GW or whoever, it's over now, and everybody should resume their photo posting in this thread.

[Mockery]

Hey, I made chocolate spaghetti, so anything is possible. :O

[dirtyxblondexdame]

Hey, I made chocolate spaghetti, so anything is possible. :O

did you use that awesome thing i always see on late night TV infomercials!??!?! the dessert pasta maker thingy?!?!? I WANT IT NOW!!!! you can make ice cream spaghetti. bad ass.

[Noodles]

Hey, I made chocolate spaghetti, so anything is possible. :O

Did you pour caramel on it :P

[Guitar Woman]

he didn't say caramel spaghetti, idiot

[MarioRPG]

Hey, I made chocolate spaghetti, so anything is possible. :O

:lol I meant hard as in crunchy.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

he didn't say caramel spaghetti, idiot
BUT if you were to pour caramel on said chocolate spaghetti, it would be scrumptious.

[Pub Lover]

Mockery is refering to a pretty old mini-mock he did where he & Soda Popinski tried to cook.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

Mockery is refering to a pretty old mini-mock he did where he & Soda Popinski tried to cook.

shit i forgot about that!!!! nice.

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob88_NBDNxs

[MarioRPG]

Ever notice that Seth isn't around when you need him? Not because we do right now, but I mean really...

[Pub Lover]

No. Whenever I've ever needed him he's always been there needing me right back. We have a great codependent relationship.

[executioneer]

awww

[Tadao]

No one seems to know how to Perv properly anymore. Fucking slackers.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

No one seems to know how to Perv properly anymore. Fucking slackers.

you do. you're a non-offensive perv :)

[Pub Lover]

It's an art. ;(
awww
What we have is pretty good too, buddy. ;)
pub lover
long time no see
and you still have the same pic...
good work!

Did... Did you just get off from a Ban? :eek

[Tadao]

Pub, Pratchett is writing childrens books. The MacFeegle are in some of them. Matbe this character is from there.

[Pub Lover]

Pub, Pratchett is writing childrens books. The MacFeegle are in some of them. Matbe this character is from there.

I read Wyrd Sisters when I was seven, apart from the trees being called bastards which made me giggle alot, I don't see why it wasn't a perfectly ok childrens book.
I'd apply that to the rest of the series too.

It's hardly heavy on adult themes.

Children today, they don't know they're born. :pipepuff

[Tadao]

Yeah, I think Granny Weatherwax is teaching a little girl about life a long with the MacFeegle. I asked my friend if it was toned down for children, and she said no. Which is good because kids need a good kick in the ass by Granny.

[bigtimecow]

Mockery is refering to a pretty old mini-mock he did where he & Soda Popinski tried to cook.

i remember this.

i also remember when i-mockery taught me how to steal from 7-11 via slurpees. i did it and it worked! but then 7-11 caught on and started checking people's slurpees. >:

[dirtyxblondexdame]

i remember this.

i also remember when i-mockery taught me how to steal from 7-11 via slurpees. i did it and it worked! but then 7-11 caught on and started checking people's slurpees. >:

that was a good one! i never had the balls to try it.

[Pub Lover]

Because you're a girl, right? :rolleyes

[dirtyxblondexdame]

Because you're a girl, right? :rolleyes
yes, but i meant that in, the um, not literal sense. balls in the sense of courage. you know what i mean. i gotta stop drinking now.

[Guitar Woman]

Is this using the Source Engine?
Are you even aware of when these games came out, you dick

[Pub Lover]

Don't worry, half of this forum don't have any metaphorical balls either. :(

[dirtyxblondexdame]

Don't worry, half of this forum don't have any metaphorical balls either. :(

i think i good portion don't have any literal ones, either.

and i ain't talkin' bout the chicks.

*rimshot*

[Tadao]

Mmmm I love rimshots!

[Neen]

Two drums and a cymble fall of a building

*Ba dum chi*

....

Sorry, that was uncalled for

[Noodles]

Hey guys i got a new computer, ITS ALL WIDESCREEN AND STUFF :O

[Guitar Woman]

who the hell are you

[Chojin]

guys my new policy is to move stupid posts gaying up other threads into this thread.

hope you all approve

[Guitar Woman]

ok rog that sounds great

[Chojin]

what!

i just mean when people are all like o rly i'm from jersey too we should hook up <3 <3 tee hee ohhh i don't know how big is ur penis etc.

So far this rule only applies to dirtyxblondexsxexvegan and ED

[Pub Lover]

Perfect plan. It's what I always wanted to happen. :)

[Guitar Woman]

you could just make a designated gay ups thread or something

[Chojin]

yeah, really, i figured you guys would like the extra fodder

[Chojin]

this thread IS the gay ups thread, gw.

[Guitar Woman]

I'M LIVING A LIE

[Tadao]

Word up

[dirtyxblondexdame]

Whatever. One question for you though. Do you find using a vibrator degrading?

degrading???? hmmm. no. but i don't use one regularly, only on the random occasion. i've heard that girls feel like that, but that's their problem.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

more true bedtime stories, less fondling the new girl.

lol noone is fondling me, no worries. i would be issuing scrotum kicks faster than you could say "i-mockery forums" if they were.

[Chojin]

so i'm thinking we may need a new GB/Loveline moderator, since I definitely don't have time to read these boards in their entirety anymore.

REQUIREMENTS
-1 year i-mock forum experience preferred
-no life
-sense of humor
-common sense
-desire to change peoples' avatars for no good reason

[WhiteRat]

more true bedtime stories, less fondling the new girl.

I'll back off, but trust me bud there's no fondling going on over here.

[Esuohlim]

guys my new policy is to move stupid posts gaying up other threads into this thread.

hope you all approve

In that case I think Pub should start posting all over the place and we can all take bets on how long it will take for you to move them all here. :eek

Not because Pub's posts are gay but because they all belong here anyway :(

[Guitar Woman]

WELL I POSESS ALL OF THOSE UNLESS "SENSE OF HUMOR" ALSO IMPLIES THE ABILITY TO BE MOCKWARS HILARIOUS BUT YOU ALREADY CONDEMNED ME FROM BEING ABLE TO EVEN EDIT MY OWN POSTS SO WHATEVER

[RaNkeri]

When it comes to Loveline, MattJack is the way to go

[Esuohlim]

I got a whole folder of dilbert porn ready to go if GW is made moderator of anything around here

[Guitar Woman]

why would it matter

in a little less than a few days these forums have been made ridiculously stupid to the point where I have half the active population on my ignore list, it's not like we're defending some sacred tradition anymore

[Spetsnaz]

I had sex once. True story. In the back of my car.


You ever try getting it on in the back of a Camaro? Its not fun.

[Chojin]

Yeah GW would fit the bill if he was able to be trusted, plus he doesn't like Marathon enough for the job.

I was going to be 'trustworthy and responsible' in there but I don't think anyone that meets this criteria would want the job.

[Sam]

AHEM

[Guitar Woman]

To be fair, Marathon'd be easier to like if I didn't spend half my time not knowing where the fuck I was

[Spetsnaz]

When it comes to Loveline, MattJack is the way to go

Based on my astute observations. I agree.

[Chojin]

that's why they give you a map

[Esuohlim]

I agree with Sam! He is certainly the go-getter sportsfan we need for this job! :picklehat

[Vanhelm13]

I got a whole folder of dilbert porn ready to go if GW is made moderator of anything around here

The bent tie is a homage to the erect male phallus!
It all makes sense now!
It's not about a man in a cubicle. It's about sexual repression! Not being able to pursue that which pleases him!


Where the hell did you find dilbert porn?

[Chojin]

also mattjack doesn't post enough

and that'd be like handing mod over to blueoatmeal

sam doesn't post enough either

[Guitar Woman]

I don't know what you guys are AFRAID of, I'd totally carry out secret requests from you guys

[Sam]

I THINK I POST ENOUGH >:

ISN'T IT MORE IMPORTANT THAT I CAN DO THE JOB AND DO IT RIGHT?

[Esuohlim]

Sam on being nominated for forums moderator: "AHEM"

[Spetsnaz]

Are you even aware of when these games came out, you dick

If its out on Steam, I think it'd be safe to assume they just MIGHT have retooled it for their own fucking engine.

[Chojin]

i'd rather mod esuohlim and keep it in the family if you know what i mean

[Vanhelm13]

I will give a medal to the first man to have sex in a mini cooper successfully.
No midgets though.

[Sam]

SEE IF I GET THE NEXT MARATHON GAME WHEN IT COMES OUT >:

RACISTS

[Guitar Woman]

do you even know what steam IS

[Spetsnaz]

Why don't you just have a contest for it? Revenge of the Nerds style.

[Chojin]

http://www.popnko.com/imock/i-bapery.jpg

http://www.popnko.com/imock/i-bapery2.jpg

[Spetsnaz]

Hmm.

I think I just may be confusing Valve for Steam.

Steams the download client, right?

[Guitar Woman]

Guys did you hear how The Longest Journey is out on Steam now the Source engine must make that shit fantastic

[Spetsnaz]

If I weren't 6'2, I'd attempt that.

[Esuohlim]

ALL RIGHT YOU'VE TWISTED MY ARM. I ACCEPT.

[Guitar Woman]

We need that forum skin back, also

[MLE]

i agree

[Spetsnaz]

Little boy, if you keep this little crusade of yours up, you might just have to be taken down a peg or two.

Then you shall know what it is really like to be a woman.

[Chojin]

esuohlim what is your aim name?

[Esuohlim]

I'll overlook the fact that I'm being demoted as long as you all call me "captain" and you all just make my job easier by not posting retarded shit >:

[Vanhelm13]

I'll give you a medal and a high-five.

[Esuohlim]

I haven't had AIM for about three years :(

[Guitar Woman]

oh boy am i in for it now!

[Chojin]

also I'll talk to cfr5 about adding i-bapery back as a theme option because it would really improve things around here

[Chojin]

aim or msn or yahoo im or something ;< I need to talk to you in real time to give you the INITIATION

[Spetsnaz]

The Force is strong in you, young Padawan...

[Spetsnaz]

aim or msn or yahoo im or something ;< I need to talk to you in real time to give you the INITIATION

That sounds so dirty.

[Spetsnaz]

What you're in for is a mauling. From a wild bear. Thats going to attack you from your closet.

How? I do not know.

[Vanhelm13]

YOUR CONTRACEPTIVES ARE NO MATCH FOR THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE!

[Esuohlim]

All right hold on I'll get a new AIM name for this special occasion

[Spetsnaz]

Bwhahahahahahahahahaha!

Bonus points for having sex in a Mini Cooper wearing an authentic Darth Vader costume.

[Vanhelm13]

I donno. I think the helmet might intimidate her.
(if you know what I mean, and I think you do)

I'm actually planning on buying one of those $500 dollar ones once I get a job this summer.

[Esuohlim]

I SENT YOU A PM, BIG BOY :*

[Spetsnaz]

I almost bought an original mold Stormtrooper suit.

Instead, I spent the money on furthering my knife collection.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

I'm actually planning on buying one of those $500 dollar ones once I get a job this summer.

that sentence - will never get laid, not even in a Mini Cooper.

[Vanhelm13]

My god, I'm not the only one who collects knives?
I've got a battle axe, too.

Oh right. This is supposed to be about hilarious sex stories...

Raises the question:
Would you make sweet love to a knife?

[Spetsnaz]

Shes right...

[Spetsnaz]

My god, I'm not the only one who collects knives?
I've got a battle axe, too.

Oh right. This is supposed to be about hilarious sex stories...

Raises the question:
Would you make sweet love to a knife?


Ever seen Se7en?

[Vanhelm13]

that sentence - will never get laid, not even in a Mini Cooper.

While I'm at it, I should mention that I'm studying Elvish.

[Vanhelm13]

Se7en? That's the movie with the 7 sins and morgan freeman throwing a switch blade, right?

[dirtyxblondexdame]

While I'm at it, I should mention that I'm studying Elvish.

you're only helping my cause now. stop it, or you will never see boobies again.

[Spetsnaz]

Yeah. Would you let your girlfriend ( if any ) fuck with that dildo?

[Vanhelm13]

you're only helping my cause now. stop it, or you will never see boobies again.

luckily my girlfriend of 2 years doesn't care.
I also own all 3 lotr movies. Collector's edition, of course.
edit: And are you saying you don't think
"Melethin ce" sounds sexy?

And I seriously doubt my girlfriend ever using any dildo.
Especially a large bladed one.

[Spetsnaz]

You know what freaks me out, man?

Hobbit sex. Sam and Frodo gettin it on.

[Vanhelm13]

Oh yeah. Though I'm really tired of the whole frodo-sam "lolgay" thing.
It's amusing the first few times, but seriously, Sam was all about Rosie.
Frodo, though? Total cock muncher.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

luckily my girlfriend of 2 years doesn't care.
I also own all 3 lotr movies. Collector's edition, of course.
edit: And are you saying you don't think
"Melethin le" sounds sexy?

And I seriously doubt my girlfriend ever using any dildo.
Especially a large bladed one.

i give a round of applause to your girlfriend. she obviously rocks. my ex was a comic geek, and i put up with it for 3 years. it's rough being 2nd to something.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

P.S---- all i have to say about LOTR is Viggo = teh hotness.

*droooooooooooooooooool*

[executioneer]

man i'd volunter for mod dutys but theres no way in f*ck i can be trusted around loveline

at least i dont think so

[executioneer]

AND PLUS IM TOTALLY A NEWB

[Spetsnaz]

I could totally pull off a Viggo if I lost ten pounds... Do you think I look fat?

[Spetsnaz]

Eh. I'd offer my services, but a cry so great would rise up from the masses....

[dirtyxblondexdame]

I could totally pull off a Viggo if I lost ten pounds... Do you think I look fat?

NOONE can be Viggo but Viggo <3

did ANYONE see Eastern Promises??? oh my word.

[Guitar Woman]

considering that you posess none of the qualities chojin listed and are generally a fucking retard I don't think you making the position would be a problem

EDIT: Testing editing button - Esuohlim :lol

[Chojin]

EVERYBODY LETS POST ANGRY JEKR POSTS AS FAS T AS WE CAN SO THIS THREAD GETS 20 PAGES :lol

-willie

IF ONLY YOU KNEW

[Spetsnaz]

No. I didn't.

Eh, I mostly get compared to Beowulf by my ex... ( Not the new one, the live action Beowulf and Grendel. )

Personally, I don't see how Viggo had ANY sex appeal in G.I. Jane or A History of Violence.

[Vanhelm13]

i give a round of applause to your girlfriend. she obviously rocks. my ex was a comic geek, and i put up with it for 3 years. it's rough being 2nd to something.

Oh she's definitely not second to anything.
Placing your sig-other below something is just cruel.

[Chojin]

if it becomes clear that we need more moderation after more newbs come in we'll hold a vote or something :o

[Vanhelm13]

Is eastern promises the one with the nude fight scene?

[dirtyxblondexdame]

Oh she's definitely not second to anything.
Placing your sig-other below something is just cruel.

and THAT is why i am single. untill i find a guy that won't put comics or booze or drugs or anything else before me, i wanna be alone.

[Spetsnaz]

and THAT is why i am single. untill i find a guy that won't put comics or booze or drugs or anything else before me, i wanna be alone.

Thats so fucking selfish.

[Vanhelm13]

That's understandable.
I think I got really lucky. I've known her since 7th grade (in 10th now) and we were just good friends at first..It..just.you know..Evolved from there.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

Thats so fucking selfish.

apparently i have a sign on my head that says "walk all over me!! i love to take abuse!!"

but no longer.

[Vanhelm13]

Thats so fucking selfish.

Haha. wow.
Yeah replace my emotional bullshit with
"PUT OUT, PUT OUT, PUT OUT!"

[Spetsnaz]

I don't see a problem with loving and respecting your woman, etc.. But unless you're getting married, don't expect to come before all else.

[Vanhelm13]

I'd like to quote one of the great philosophers of our time

"Bitches ain't shit"

[RaNkeri]

STOP RAPING THIS THREAD

[Vanhelm13]

IT'S NOT RAPE UNLESS THEY SAY "NO"

[dirtyxblondexdame]

STOP RAPING THIS THREAD


sorry, my bad. do we need another story???

i have one!!!! *jumps up and down*

so one time, i hooked up with a guy who called me by different names the whole time we were in bed. at first i thought maybe he forgot my name, whatever. but then, it was random names.

Susan!!

Brandy!!!

Emily!!!

not even anything related. turns out, as he told me later, he wa reliving all of his exes while screwing me. nice.

[Vanhelm13]

How very classy.

[Esuohlim]

MOD INITITATION WAS ROUGH :x

Chojin kept going "here put this on while i go freshen up" and I was like ":("

[dirtyxblondexdame]

How very classy.

i just attract winners, don't i??

what about the guy that insisted on introducing me to his WHOLE FAMILY before we hooked up??? that was interesting.

[executioneer]

WHOSE THE WISEGUY

[RaNkeri]

He didn't touch you anywhere did he?

[Guitar Woman]

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/5389/deadns3.jpg

[Vanhelm13]

I think it would be more awkward after..I mean after the sex you meet his parents and it would be like "Hello Don'tknowyourname" and your natural response would be something along the lines of "I have had your son's member in my mouth"

Not to call you a slut or anything, but you get the general idea I'm putting out there, right?

[dirtyxblondexdame]

I think it would be more awkward after..I mean after the sex you meet his parents and it would be like "Hello Don'tknowyourname" and your natural response would be something along the lines of "I have had your son's member in my mouth"

Not to call you a slut or anything, but you get the general idea I'm putting out there, right?

i don't think you're calling me a slut. i'm honest -- when i want some, i go get some. but i do NOT need to meet the parents of someone i am hooking up with, unless it gets serious.

[Vanhelm13]

Allright.
And sorry. 15 year old virgin. Not exactly the most experienced person in the field of fuckin'.

[Vanhelm13]

Yeah, I'm gonna say that move was a good idea.

[Chojin]

gw, this is what this thread is here for

that goes for you too, mle, who complains to me in person

[Esuohlim]

Oh shit I just moved a whole heap of crap over from the Bedroom Stories thread and now it got all mixed in with what was already going on here :x

[Esuohlim]

THIS RAISES AN ISSUE:

Wouldn't moving derailed posts to this thread fuck with continuity since posts go in positions related to the times at which they were posted?

[Guitar Woman]

EDIT: Testing editing button - Esuohlim
IS IT NECESSARY TO TAUNT ME JACKASS

[Chojin]

yes, but the point in moving them here is so that we can hope they'll continue it here rather than there.

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah, that's why we need a fuckups thread that everyone knows not to read unless they're fuckers

designating the chatroom thread for that is worse than what rog had in mind

[Guitar Woman]

CHOJIN ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE THAT STUPID FORT UP SOON

[Vanhelm13]

Continuity is for books anyway.
Forums are more of an amorphic blob of words.

[Tadao]

IS IT NECESSARY TO TAUNT ME JACKASS

hahahahaha oh shit oh shit oh shit

[Esuohlim]

IS IT NECESSARY TO TAUNT ME JACKASS

As my first order of business I found it more than necessary :o

EDIT: I can edit my own posts too :eek

[Guitar Woman]

Can you change avatars too

I couldn't do that on Maddox Mania but IPB is slightly different from vBulletin

[Esuohlim]

I can change post counts :eek

I can also impeach presidents and make faces appear in tortillas

[Emu]

i missed an opportunity to be a mod ;____;

[Guitar Woman]

If I were Emily, I'd just get on Chojin's computer and make it reset the forums to the way they were before the new year, then close registration forever!

[Guitar Woman]

BUT I'M NOT, SO ALL I CAN DO IS COMPLAIN

[Esuohlim]

i missed an opportunity to be a mod ;____;

Don't worry I put in a good word for you ;)

[executioneer]

p_p

[MattJack]

I tried reading a couple of the latest pages for this thread just now and boy oh boy I didn't think I waz goin to make it thru.

Actually I didn't make it yall cuz I kinda only made it to page dos of my reading. I wanted to off myself so bad.


guys my new policy is to move stupid posts gaying up other threads into this thread.

hope you all approve

Praise Jesus.

:barnstar

[MetalMilitia]

Woah this thread is full of gay-ups! :lol

Milhouse can you change dirtyXxXblondeXxxX's avatar to a picture of ArrowX, I think publover has one. Thanks. Hope this helps.

[SKATERMONKEY]

Can you change avatars too

I couldn't do that on Maddox Mania but IPB is slightly different from vBulletin

Oh my god you still speak of maddox mania?
Thats lame dude

[bigtimecow]

GW is a forum maniac. he/she's EVERYWHARE

[Pub Lover]

"Pub, this is your brain, you set a wake up call for six am, right? It is after that, but don't worry because it's MERINGUE o'clock and you can go back to sleep."

Or maybe it said MASSAGE or MUSCLE. It was more of a shape than a meaning all thick like a dehydrated tongue in my head. Whatever it was, it meant I somehow gave myself secret 'shh don't tell myself' permission not to get up for work.

Sleeping be crazy.

[Grislygus]

Guys, I have never pretended to be anything other than an obnoxious fucking dweeb, but all this drama and faggoty stuff is just too gay for me to try and catch up on. That being said, however;

EDIT: And a big :lol about Rongi getting banned.

what

[Grislygus]

Also, XxxXx<3dirtyblonde52orwhatever<3xXxxxX, I am a descendant of Marie Antoinette and I find your avatar fucking offensive, and demand that you replace it with a picture of something harmless, preferably a tomato, so that my delicate psyche has time to recuperate.

[RaNkeri]

what

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69698600

[Grislygus]

Man, I was hoping for something more interesting. That's like the end of Starship Troopers.

[Pub Lover]

If I were Emily, I'd just get on Chojin's computer and make it reset the forums to the way they were before the new year, then close registration forever!

That is very nearly a full dozen reasons why if you were MLE then Chojin would be marrying Schimid, or that cute girl he met the other day at the I-Hop.

But don't worry, little lady, I'd still want you. :love

:sevenforce

[MetalMilitia]

Which jesus is the Halloween jesus?

My first guess was back-from-the-dead jesus but I was later told this was false and stupid. I guess he could be the in-the-desert-being-tempted-by-satan jesus. That would make sense.

[Guitar Woman]

haha, I know who _23 really is, but shh

[MetalMilitia]

ArrowX? I'm convinced he's is somewhere around here masquerading as a girl. I can feel it in my bones.

[Guitar Woman]

No, _23 is someone from that forum I posted on that sent one guy to yell at us a few weeks ago

[Pub Lover]

Good Sleuthing. :thumbsup

[MetalMilitia]

It's a shame fartin molar private investigator isn't around. He could crack this case wide open.

[Seven Force]

whats going on

[Pub Lover]

Everyone in here is pretty happy they are not at all responsible, except Sam & Esuohlim, those guys lucked out but in all the wrong ways. It is what has happened.

[Sethomas]

One of the banner ads gave me the idea of making a t-shirt saying,
"I bought a retarded t-shirt and all I got was this retarded t-shirt"

It must have been done by now, seriously.

[Tadao]

How about. I bought this stupid t-shirt and now I get spammed by them everyday.

[Pub Lover]

T-Shirt: "YOU DO NOT KNOW SETHOMAS!"


I was just doing something that I haven't done not on a computer in what feels like a long time. It was going well, and it looked like I was even going to have the momentum to reach an end. Then I made a pretty stupid mistake, even by my standards for this sort of task, and my brain fired it's automatic CTRL+Z finger reflex only to get an error command that I would liken to my imagining of Phantom Limb. Feedback pain what the hell? Anyway, unless I get to a scanner soon this little endeavour becomes yet another burnt offering to the gods of petty pride.

[Tadao]

So a digi cam wont work?

[Fathom Zero]

I walked thirty blocks back to my house because I mistook a 4 for a 1.

[Pub Lover]

So a digi cam wont work?
That would be in the same place that the scanner is in. ;)


The problem is that I dislike social interaction to such an extent that I would rather not go into certain places just to avoid it.


Certain places like outside.

[MLE]

:supersadface

[Pub Lover]

Oh like damn, ok. I'll go and scan this in. :(

[RaNkeri]

Guys, how long does it take for butter to expire? Cos I just had a sandwich and used some butter I've had since september, and now I don't feel too good :x

[Tadao]

I think butter last a very long time.

Pub, I see you are still on. Get out there and scan it. But a digi camera is something you can own for pretty cheap. You should have one anyways so that you can take pictures of people outside your window and talk shit about them on the internet.

[Pub Lover]

Scanned it. Fiddled about in photoshop trying to fix mistake. Decided to see how awful it could look using preset filters. Liked what the filters did. Felt dirty & lazy. Closed photoshop and wondered how long before begin to feel guilty about disappointing MLE. Turned to this thread to cheer up, but oh no, Tadao wants to remind me that I have a really shitty job & get paid even worse for it. Feel pretty low. Look out of window. Look at brick wall that window faces. Imagine only Spiderman being able to walk past. Imagine talking shit about Spiderman on the internet. Feel a little like Max Burbank. Imagine being Max Burbank seeing Spiderman walking passed the window. Imagine being Max Burbank opening the window and socking Spiderman in the goddamn face. Imagine being Max Burbank bragging on the internet about socking Spiderman in the face. Remember disappointing MLE. Feel pretty damn low.

[Spetsnaz]

Scanned it. Fiddled about in photoshop trying to fix mistake. Decided to see how awful it could look using preset filters. Liked what the filters did. Felt dirty & lazy. Closed photoshop and wondered how long before begin to feel guilty about disappointing MLE. Turned to this thread to cheer up, but oh no, Tadao wants to remind me that I have a really shitty job & get paid even worse for it. Feel pretty low. Look out of window. Look at brick wall that window faces. Imagine only Spiderman being able to walk past. Imagine talking shit about Spiderman on the internet. Feel a little like Max Burbank. Imagine being Max Burbank seeing Spiderman walking passed the window. Imagine being Max Burbank opening the window and socking Spiderman in the goddamn face. Imagine being Max Burbank bragging on the internet about socking Spiderman in the face. Remember disappointing MLE. Feel pretty damn low.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/e2/Harikari.jpg

[arg_zombies]

I've lost track of this already :|
I only checked yesterday and another few pages have added

[bigtimecow]

anyone on here play soldat (http://www.soldat.pl)?

if you don't, download and play

if you do, we should play

[Pub Lover]

I've lost track of this already :|
I only checked yesterday and another few pages have added

If you were meant to follow this thread's every page the gods wouldn't have given you a job.

Men have gone mad trying to stay up to date with this beast.

[MarioRPG]

BTC, it got old quick.

[Tadao]

Now I feel bad, Thanks Pub, hope you feel good about that.
Nice drawing btw. At least MLE will be pleased.

[Pub Lover]

Now I feel bad, Thanks Pub, hope you feel good about that.
You're meant to laugh, it's a joke. That is to say I am a joke.
At least MLE will be pleased.
Probably a bit hopeful. ;)


Imagine being Max Burbank opening the window and socking Spiderman in the goddamn face.

Max Burbank could totally win against Spiderman.

It should be The Amazing Max Burbank comic book.

[Tadao]

You're meant to laugh, it's a joke. That is to say I am a joke.

Great, now you tell me. I can't unslit my wrists you know...

[Pub Lover]

True despair goths always have a roll of duct tape to hand in case the doorbell rings.
You never know, it could be that could guy from school!

[Pub Lover]

Could be cute...

[bigtimecow]

WOW why did this chat die?!

[Pub Lover]

I went to sleep?

BECAUSE I AM THE CHAT! :eek

[dirtyxblondexdame]

Also, XxxXx<3dirtyblonde52orwhatever<3xXxxxX, I am a descendant of Marie Antoinette and I find your avatar fucking offensive, and demand that you replace it with a picture of something harmless, preferably a tomato, so that my delicate psyche has time to recuperate.

no, i won't change it. you'rs is hideous, but that's your choice.

i had no idea i was offending people so deeply with my posts. last time i checked, this was a fucking message board, not god damn nuclear physics. lighten up.

and STOP with this bullshit about me being ArrowX. it's getting ridiculous now.

[MetalMilitia]

she admitted it!!

[dirtyxblondexdame]

she admitted it!!

admitted what?!?!? that i want people to stop being obnoxious? yes, that i do admit.

[Pub Lover]

If you stop reacting to their crap, they soon get sick of trying it.

'Soon' might be a little optimistic, of course.

[Emu]

Can we just put "'HI I'M NEW' THREADS RESULT IN AN INSTANT BAN" in huge red letters at the top of the Make New Post page?

[dirtyxblondexdame]

If you stop reacting to their crap, they soon get sick of trying it.

'Soon' might be a little optimistic, of course.

i said it before, but it's hard for me to ignore that. i signed up for the forums because i love the site, and thought it would be fun. i just don't get the people that enjoy being royal assholes.

can't we all just get along?!?!?

Answer: apparently not.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

Can we just put "'HI I'M NEW' THREADS RESULT IN AN INSTANT BAN" in huge red letters at the top of the Make New Post page?

are you referring to my post?

[Emu]

no

[Pub Lover]

Can we just put "'HI I'M NEW' THREADS RESULT IN AN INSTANT BAN" in huge red letters at the top of the Make New Post page?

I think just moving the post into the LAGTKOA thread & sending a Forum Rules reminder PM to the new person would be better.

If mods are going to mod then they should totally mod-out.

[Guitar Woman]

holy shit I'm away for a few hours and we're a really stupid Something Awful all of a sudden wtf

[Guitar Woman]

I take back anything bad I've ever said about anyone who registered before December 2007. You're all great people!

[arg_zombies]

This is my Haiku about being ill, because I am:

Oh my I am ill,
Wish I wasn't so ill, now,
But nonetheless, ill


:x

[Pub Lover]

i signed up for the forums because i love the site, and thought it would be fun. i just don't get the people that enjoy being royal assholes.
I blame the main site's keywords.
<meta NAME="KEYWORDS" CONTENT="humor,comedy,satire,sarcasm,weird,twisted,anti,cra zy,mockery,evil,cynic,cynics,satire,angry,scathing ,curmudgeon,absurdist,80s,rom hacks,toys,retro,boo berry,video games,comics,movies,music,cult,pop culture,i-mockery">
<meta name="description" CONTENT="I-Mockery.com : Mocking pop culture and whatever else we can get our grubby hands on.">
Are you a Twisted & Evil Cynical Angry Curmudgeon? I know I am.

Oh my I am ill,
Wish I wasn't so ill, now,
But nonetheless, ill
Zombies don't get sick. Plus Zombie Poems should be:
Argh! Arr Ahh Agh!
Brains Brains Mo' Brains!
Zombie Poems Suck!
To Mullon's avatar:

Niccolò Machiavelli? More like NiccoBLOW MachiaSMELLi.

That is all.
Seth Pace, smartest man alive! :eek

[Esuohlim]

Can we just put "'HI I'M NEW' THREADS RESULT IN AN INSTANT BAN" in huge red letters at the top of the Make New Post page?

I guess for now I'm trying to move them to Let's All Get to Know One Another but it's not against the rules to make these threads, it's just against guidelines :rolleyes

[Chojin]

Send em a PM about the rules and guidelines if you would, please :o

Of course, the board AUTOMATICALLY sends them such a PM upon joining now, but maybe they like the words "(2 unread)" better than "(1 unread)".

[Chojin]

so I couldn't really get any sleep last night and then vomited all over the place.

Thank you, Taco Bell.

[Fathom Zero]

Haha, that makes me feel better about having to stay after school for a week.

[Pub Lover]

Rather than lock the three words game thread could it be merged into this thread please?
Rather than lock any thread they should come in here.

Today I was looking through my old cd backups & I found a folder of pictures of Chojin. Prettiest Pink Princess!

[Chojin]

I felt that merging it into this thread would be unfair to you guys.

Also, rog would probably be like UH WTF I WAS READING THAT

[Mockery]

UH WTF I WAS READING THAT!

[Chojin]

see

[Grislygus]

.THIS IS A FUCKING MESSAGE BOARD, NOT GODDAM NUCLEAR PHYSICS.THIS IS A FUCKING MESSAGE BOARD, NOT GODDAM NUCLEAR PHYSICS.THIS IS A FUCKING MESSAGE BOARD, NOT GODDAM NUCLEAR PHYSICS.THIS IS A FUCKING MESSAGE BOARD, NOT GODDAM NUCLEAR PHYSICS.THIS IS A FUCKING MESSAGE BOARD, NOT GODDAM NUCLEAR PHYSICS.

[Grislygus]

I am still offended, by the way.

[XMoltresX]

:picklehat:maul:moonhi everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:hypno:domo:squigly

[Grislygus]

Still offended.

[Guitar Woman]

that one gave it away, I think