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Kitsa
Dec 14th, 2008, 09:56 PM
my cat jumped onto my scanner so many times I decided to just scan her stupid ass.
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/catass.jpg

Dixie
Dec 14th, 2008, 10:03 PM
Tadao has wank material for a week now.

Sam
Dec 14th, 2008, 11:16 PM
PUSSY

Esuohlim
Dec 14th, 2008, 11:48 PM
NUMBER TWO SNUGGIE :(

Zomboid
Dec 15th, 2008, 12:01 AM
YOU IGNORANT FUCKS!!!!!! HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHAT THAT IS?!!?!?!?!

AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONE

Tadao
Dec 15th, 2008, 02:22 AM
Tadao has wank material for a week now.

:x

Esuohlim
Dec 15th, 2008, 02:50 AM
NEW ESUOHLIM CRUSH FOR December 2008

THIS GIRL (http://tony-delgado.com/comics/2008/06/milkshake_f_fullpic_1.jpg) FROM A STUPID SNORG TEES AD

Esuohlim
Dec 15th, 2008, 02:55 AM
I HOPE I FUCK HER SOME DAY IS ALL'S I'M SAYING :esuohlim

Tadao
Dec 15th, 2008, 03:27 AM
She is ugly cute.

RaNkeri
Dec 15th, 2008, 03:34 AM
God damnit esuohlim, you're such a nerd :x

10,000 Volt Ghost
Dec 15th, 2008, 04:10 AM
Someone be awake. I'm drunk and bored!

Sam
Dec 15th, 2008, 11:03 AM
I HOPE I FUCK HER SOME DAY IS ALL'S I'M SAYING :esuohlim

YOU SHOULD START WITH SOMETHING MUCH EASIER LIKE TALKING TO HER WITHOUT BREAKING EYE CONTACT AND WRINGING YOUR HANDS. :rolleyes

wobzire
Dec 15th, 2008, 02:44 PM
Not as easy as it sounds.

Grislygus
Dec 15th, 2008, 03:53 PM
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/day_the_earth_stood_still/articles/1786100/far_superior_to_the_silly_robot_in_a_silver_jumper _bandw_original


BITCH

Grislygus
Dec 15th, 2008, 03:53 PM
JANE, YOU IGNORANT SLUT

Esuohlim
Dec 15th, 2008, 04:13 PM
God damnit esuohlim, you're such a nerd :x

:x

Tadao
Dec 15th, 2008, 04:14 PM
After that first sentence I decided staring at nothing is far superior to reading her words.

kahljorn
Dec 15th, 2008, 04:52 PM
man that cat ass is horrible ;/

i hate looking at this page

kahljorn
Dec 15th, 2008, 05:16 PM
im bored and on aim if anybody wants tomessage me >:

Fathom Zero
Dec 15th, 2008, 06:25 PM
I don't.

Zomboid
Dec 15th, 2008, 07:11 PM
MILHOUSE - GRAB YOUR INVASION SUPPLIES AND LET'S GO GET YOU LAID :O

Kitsa
Dec 15th, 2008, 07:11 PM
I spent the entire damn day in the hospital.

My neck seized up so hard that my collarbone is bruised from the metal inside the neck brace.

This happens once every three or four years and at least it didn't ruin a holiday this time (last time it happened on Thanksgiving).

Esuohlim
Dec 15th, 2008, 07:21 PM
MILHOUSE - GRAB YOUR INVASION SUPPLIES AND LET'S GO GET YOU LAID :O

AW YEAH :D

Dixie
Dec 15th, 2008, 07:38 PM
I spent the entire damn day in the hospital.

My neck seized up so hard that my collarbone is bruised from the metal inside the neck brace.

This happens once every three or four years and at least it didn't ruin a holiday this time (last time it happened on Thanksgiving).
You're too damn fragile girl!

Tadao
Dec 15th, 2008, 07:38 PM
I spent the entire damn day in the hospital.

My neck seized up so hard that my collarbone is bruised from the metal inside the neck brace.

This happens once every three or four years and at least it didn't ruin a holiday this time (last time it happened on Thanksgiving).

Keep you chin up!

Kitsa
Dec 15th, 2008, 07:45 PM
I can't :(

But phenergan is WONDERFUL.

Dixie
Dec 15th, 2008, 07:50 PM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/catass.jpg

Kitsa
Dec 15th, 2008, 09:09 PM
shitty day :(

Asila
Dec 15th, 2008, 09:13 PM
THAT DAMN CAT

Asila
Dec 16th, 2008, 03:19 AM
FUCK YOU WOW HOW DARE YOU EAT MY BRAIN

UGH

THERE WASN'T MUCH THERE TO BEGIN WITH

Kitsa
Dec 16th, 2008, 08:26 AM
man, I feel all sore and hung-over now. And I didn't even get to party :(

Sam
Dec 16th, 2008, 01:10 PM
SUP DUDES

Sam
Dec 16th, 2008, 01:10 PM
and ladies ;)

Tadao
Dec 16th, 2008, 01:12 PM
And chicks with dicks.

Sam
Dec 16th, 2008, 01:14 PM
AND THE LADIES ;)

Tadao
Dec 16th, 2008, 01:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rm0wT_fEtE

Tadao
Dec 16th, 2008, 01:35 PM
http://neatorama.cachefly.net/geekalerts/pmm.jpg

Sam
Dec 16th, 2008, 01:47 PM
Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.

Tadao
Dec 16th, 2008, 01:53 PM
They should have made a snow pacman and peed on him to make him yellow.

Tadao
Dec 16th, 2008, 02:34 PM
http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/12/10/kimono.jpg

pac-man
Dec 16th, 2008, 02:35 PM
That's fuckin creepy.

Tadao
Dec 16th, 2008, 02:42 PM
That's because a real japanese did it.

pac-man
Dec 16th, 2008, 02:51 PM
Domo :bow

RaNkeri
Dec 16th, 2008, 03:29 PM
poor puppy

I always feel bad for the dog when their owners think it's hilarious/cute/awesome/cool to dress their pets :(

Tadao
Dec 16th, 2008, 03:47 PM
KITSA!

kahljorn
Dec 16th, 2008, 07:01 PM
I don't.

don't be so angry just cause i called you FAGMO it just happened!

Kitsa
Dec 16th, 2008, 07:16 PM
???

Grislygus
Dec 16th, 2008, 07:33 PM
HOLD YOUR HEAD UP, WOAH

HOLD YOUR HEAD UP, WOAH

HOLD YOUR HEAD HIGH

Sam
Dec 16th, 2008, 08:16 PM
HOLD YOUR HEAD UP HIGH AND BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT

Aaarg
Dec 16th, 2008, 08:49 PM
THEY SAID THE ANSWER WAS TO BECOME A DANCER HOLD YOUR HEAD UP HIGH

WhiteRat
Dec 16th, 2008, 10:29 PM
If you don't let me gut out this house and make it my own, I will go insane and I will take you with me!
http://www.movieactors.com/freezeframes5/beetlejuice129.jpeg

Kitsa
Dec 17th, 2008, 01:28 PM
Damn I'm dizzy today

wtf is it with this defective body

I want a refund

edit: here's another Serge Gainsbourg clip for Tadao....him burning a 500-franc note on TV to protest heavy taxation- he really got people riled up with that one. I think this was in 1984 but not sure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTjXQvwGh-0

(It was about 8.5-9 francs to the dollar back then, but to hardcore nationalists he might as well have burned the flag)

Tadao
Dec 17th, 2008, 02:48 PM
Haha, what a trouble maker. From what I could gather I think he said it was illegal to destroy it. The thing that probably got people crazed was the vivid image of whoever was on the bill being burned, kinda like burning an effigy.

Btw, how much do you want for your body? :yum

Dixie
Dec 17th, 2008, 02:50 PM
4 AM this morning I became an aunt for the umpteenth time.
At least this niece isn't a bastard child.

Tadao
Dec 17th, 2008, 02:55 PM
I'll never be a grandpa! Ah, eternal childhood.

Kitsa
Dec 17th, 2008, 03:02 PM
Well, it is illegal to burn the currency, or at least I think it was back then.

Your French must be pretty okay because he slurs a lot, lol.

Kitsa
Dec 17th, 2008, 03:04 PM
NEWS ALERT! NEWS ALERT! WHITE POWDER SENT TO 15 US EMBASSIES IN EUROPE!!!!


OMG FLOUR OMG!11111!


http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/12/17/spain.embassy.us/index.html?eref=rss_latest

Dixie
Dec 17th, 2008, 03:12 PM
I'll never be a grandpa! Ah, eternal childhood.

Don't feel bad. You and I both would be horrible parents, even if we didn't breed together, so it's better that we didn't fuck up some kid's brain and genes.
I prefer to ruin other adults lives than childrens'.

Guitar Woman
Dec 17th, 2008, 03:27 PM
FAST AND BULBOUS!

THAT'S RIGHT, THE MASCARA SNAKE, FAST AND BULBOUS! ALSO A TINNED TEARDROP!

BULBOUS, ALSO TAPERED!

THAT'S RIGHT.

Tadao
Dec 17th, 2008, 03:28 PM
No no, I am very happy about it. There is only room for 1 kid in my life, me. Oh and maybe a girl who is like a play mate.

Dixie
Dec 17th, 2008, 03:31 PM
No no, I am very happy about it. There is only room for 1 kid in my life, me. Oh and maybe a girl who is like a play mate.
You forgot your puppy!

Tadao
Dec 17th, 2008, 03:45 PM
Yeah, I guess so. I didn't want a puppy, but I guess I have one now.

Kitsa
Dec 17th, 2008, 03:51 PM
I'll take the kids you guys don't want to have :( Can they be credited to my account?

Tadao
Dec 17th, 2008, 04:06 PM
If I ever accidentally have one, I'll put you at the top of the list for ownership. How did the art show go btw?

Kitsa
Dec 17th, 2008, 04:10 PM
I meet with the head of the arts council on Friday, I think the gallery show will be next summer.

Tadao
Dec 17th, 2008, 04:11 PM
Cool, plenty of time to prepare.

Dixie
Dec 17th, 2008, 04:29 PM
I'll take the kids you guys don't want to have :( Can they be credited to my account?
I would happily donate all my genetically defective eggs to you my dear.

Kitsa
Dec 17th, 2008, 05:01 PM
I MADE MY SISTER IN LAW A CHARM BRACELET THAT SAYS CUNT

HEY EVERYBODY

OVER HERE OVER HERE OVER HERE


(thanks, Tadao and CIG, this message was unrelated and badly timed)

Dixie
Dec 17th, 2008, 05:05 PM
this message was unrelated and badly timed
That's disappointing.

Tadao
Dec 17th, 2008, 05:07 PM
idontgetit

Kitsa
Dec 17th, 2008, 05:15 PM
I had a thread and it disappearinated oh noes

Tadao
Dec 17th, 2008, 05:16 PM
It was eaten.

Kitsa
Dec 17th, 2008, 05:20 PM
I'm sure it was.

Big McLargehuge
Dec 17th, 2008, 09:09 PM
there is no longer a forum for me to put my bad poetry so i am gonna put it here >:

I'll kiss your face until you hate me,
and punch me in the throat.


Gasping for breath I'll rub,
my sweaty forehead on your lips.


Ours is saturated, fat with meaning,
even careful words, tend to offend.


The language, gone too wordy must be culled.
Our love, (my love) has been long lived, and gone to seed..

Asila
Dec 17th, 2008, 10:23 PM
GW I GOTTA BE HONEST YOUR PRESENCE IS KIND OF CALMING, LIKE

FAMILIARITY OR SOMETHING

Guitar Woman
Dec 17th, 2008, 11:02 PM
I know, right

Now you'll discover my horrible secret where I post the same things on all the forums I go to because I like saying them

Tadao
Dec 17th, 2008, 11:20 PM
Spambot

Asila
Dec 17th, 2008, 11:24 PM
You don't insult me and I won't tell em you have testicles ok

Guitar Woman
Dec 17th, 2008, 11:27 PM
I left a clue but it's pretty obscure :<

also ok

Asila
Dec 17th, 2008, 11:34 PM
And also I kind of like you way more outside of I-mock which is weird.

And :internethugs :<

pac-man
Dec 17th, 2008, 11:35 PM
Weird indeed.

Guitar Woman
Dec 17th, 2008, 11:37 PM
I never put effort into my I-Mock posts because I know nobody's reading them.

Asila
Dec 17th, 2008, 11:38 PM
I read eeeeeverrryyyyyythiiiiing :( :( :(

pac-man
Dec 17th, 2008, 11:53 PM
I read your posts, GW.

pac-man
Dec 17th, 2008, 11:54 PM
;)

Tadao
Dec 17th, 2008, 11:58 PM
I always put

Dear Penthouse,

In front of GW's posts.

pac-man
Dec 18th, 2008, 12:02 AM
http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/12/10/kimono.jpg

God damn, that shit is creepy. Thanks Tadao. :)

Asila
Dec 18th, 2008, 12:02 AM
Cause GW is a sexy lady and she knows it

pac-man
Dec 18th, 2008, 12:03 AM
It's like an Ewok/Mogwai/anime thing man.

Asila
Dec 18th, 2008, 12:26 AM
oh you're talking about the dog

Guitar Woman
Dec 18th, 2008, 12:39 AM
Fuck me, figures Dufresne shows up as soon as I mention The Shawshank Redemption :x

Asila
Dec 18th, 2008, 12:46 AM
can't catch a break these days

Esuohlim
Dec 18th, 2008, 01:38 AM
hi

pac-man
Dec 18th, 2008, 01:44 AM
Yo

Zomboid
Dec 18th, 2008, 01:45 AM
Sup dudes.

executioneer
Dec 18th, 2008, 01:53 AM
howz it goin

pac-man
Dec 18th, 2008, 01:55 AM
It's late. I think I'm gonna play Super Street Fighter HD Remix. Later guys.

executioneer
Dec 18th, 2008, 01:56 AM
i'm sick with a cold and there is snow outside, there's not supposed to be snow in WA wth

executioneer
Dec 18th, 2008, 02:18 AM
ps man that forum is retarded >:

Esuohlim
Dec 18th, 2008, 03:05 AM
GOODNIGHT SAM :tear

OUR CONVERSATION WAS ONE SIDED MY MESSAGES WOULDN'T SEND FOR SOME REASON

I LOVE YOU

Esuohlim
Dec 18th, 2008, 03:06 AM
If a mod could please turn that into a pm and send it to him I'd appreciate it

Sam
Dec 18th, 2008, 03:07 AM
:tear

Asila
Dec 18th, 2008, 03:31 AM
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BED SAM THANKS FOR LEAVING ME TO DIIIIIIIE

RaNkeri
Dec 18th, 2008, 04:03 AM
It sure is great to hang out with fucking badass >:
And I get to do this for two weeks :D

Tadao
Dec 18th, 2008, 04:09 AM
:rolleyes

executioneer
Dec 18th, 2008, 04:35 AM
hey pub lover why don't you come talk to your bffs and stop being such a twat fart signed willie

-willie

Aaarg
Dec 18th, 2008, 04:41 AM
i h8 life

Pub Lover
Dec 18th, 2008, 04:43 AM
Me2, Buddy. :(


Willie: Suck a dick, Pal. ;)

Tadao
Dec 18th, 2008, 04:49 AM
:yum

Aaarg
Dec 18th, 2008, 04:49 AM
i take solace in the fact that my mother died while i was on the right track and she doesn't have to know that i'm going to be a vagabond and thus worry about me.

executioneer
Dec 18th, 2008, 04:50 AM
THANK YOU I WILL DICKS ARE *DELICIOUS*

Aaarg
Dec 18th, 2008, 04:54 AM
i will dicks as well

RaNkeri
Dec 18th, 2008, 05:01 AM
Oh yeah, Wycliffe :boohoo

Aaarg
Dec 18th, 2008, 05:05 AM
i got nothing in my eyes but fire for u

RaNkeri
Dec 18th, 2008, 05:32 AM
2hot4u ;)

Aaarg
Dec 18th, 2008, 05:46 AM
& THE EARTH DIED SCREAMING WHILE I LAY DREAMING

executioneer
Dec 18th, 2008, 05:56 AM
AND THE BLACK CROW FLEW THRU THE HOLE IN THE SKYYYY

RaNkeri
Dec 18th, 2008, 06:01 AM
NEVER MORE

Tadao
Dec 18th, 2008, 06:02 AM
Razor blades and Draino are both on aisle 5.

JediScum
Dec 18th, 2008, 06:13 AM
"The earth is coming closer..."

Aaarg
Dec 18th, 2008, 07:43 AM
SHAVING UTILITIES ARE AISLE 3, DRANO IS AISLE 7, AND BACK WHEN WE STILL SOLD REGULAR OLD RAZOR BLADES THEY WERE BELIEVE IT OR NOT AT THE END OF AISLE 15 (YES! THE FROZEN AISLE!)

Kitsa
Dec 18th, 2008, 08:35 AM
I send out my last christmas presents today

I used Chanukah stamps on the ones to the nuns to confuse them

I'm part jewish lolz MY NOSE IS A DEAD GIVEAWAY

I am so glad that I don't have to worry about this crap anymore. Now I get to get through the rest of the month on $20. Yay!

Tadao
Dec 18th, 2008, 11:58 AM
Ewwwww now I don't want to fuck you anymore.

pac-man
Dec 18th, 2008, 12:44 PM
http://zardoztechmage.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/spaceballs4.jpg

"Funny....... she doesn't look Druish."

Kitsa
Dec 18th, 2008, 04:02 PM
Great-aunt on my mother's side.

The rest are all from the section of France that's owned by Germany like every other war.

I am strictly my own thing.

Kitsa
Dec 18th, 2008, 04:29 PM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/emopagebrak.jpg


Ewwwww now I don't want to fuck you anymore.


If you ever actually wanted to fuck me, you have terrible taste in women.

Tadao
Dec 18th, 2008, 04:30 PM
:rolleyes

Tadao
Dec 18th, 2008, 04:32 PM
I'll chalk that up to the Jew in you.

kahljorn
Dec 18th, 2008, 04:47 PM
old ugly guys will fuck anything that is young, and it has nothing to do with taste but with desperation and anguish.

kahljorn
Dec 18th, 2008, 04:48 PM
its the sickness unto death :(

Kitsa
Dec 18th, 2008, 04:54 PM
actually I think I just got my dad's nose and it isn't so hot on a chick.

My brother-in-law got me a giant nose that squirts shower gel as a christmas gift.

Tadao
Dec 18th, 2008, 04:55 PM
Hear that Kitsa! You are young again!

Kitsa
Dec 18th, 2008, 04:59 PM
31 going on 110

Guitar Woman
Dec 18th, 2008, 05:28 PM
Asila this forum is p. horrible

ARE GUNS THE MAIN ELEMENT OF FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS? WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Asila
Dec 18th, 2008, 05:30 PM
I JUST LIKE ARKWRIGHT TO BE HONEST AND MAYBE VENOMOUS.

ALSO YEAH LET'S TALK ABOUT SCREEN NAMES

Guitar Woman
Dec 18th, 2008, 05:33 PM
Arkwright, the FLCL guy and Venemous are the only good posters I've seen.

The guy with the anime top hat avatar is ok, too.

Asila
Dec 18th, 2008, 05:37 PM
Delsaber? He's extremely well-spoken. Who's the FLCL guy?

Also fatherofthebride provides a continuous source of amusement with the 'lol wut' thing

Tadao
Dec 18th, 2008, 05:44 PM
HI GUYS! I LIKE TO COME TO THIS FORUM TO POST UNRELATED TOPICS ABOUT ANOTHER FORUM BECAUSE I CAN'T USE INSTANT OR PRIVATE MESSAGES!

kahljorn
Dec 18th, 2008, 05:46 PM
personally im impressed with their sprawling social life

Asila
Dec 18th, 2008, 05:48 PM
HI GUYS! I LIKE TO COME TO THIS FORUM TO POST UNRELATED TOPICS ABOUT ANOTHER FORUM BECAUSE I CAN'T USE INSTANT OR PRIVATE MESSAGES!


CAUSE YOU HAVEN'T DONE SOMETHING SIMILIAR NEVER EVER

Tadao
Dec 18th, 2008, 05:49 PM
:p

MarioRPG
Dec 18th, 2008, 05:56 PM
There are not enough people with Bunny avatars, Tadao has made me realize.

Tadao
Dec 18th, 2008, 06:01 PM
MarioRPG scored sex!

Kitsa
Dec 18th, 2008, 08:19 PM
I wonder how long after you stop vicodin that it's safe to start drinking again.

Pharmacology wasn't my strongest subject :(

Tadao
Dec 18th, 2008, 08:53 PM
I used to drink Vodka while on Vicodin, that's no help though. I would say 8 hours after you took it.

Tadao
Dec 18th, 2008, 08:53 PM
8 Hours Minimum.

Kitsa
Dec 18th, 2008, 09:05 PM
Well, it's the liver stuff that bothers me, I'm not worried about putting myself in a coma per se, but it is a lot to ask of your liver. Then again, I take a lot of excedrin.

The vicodin didn't do shit for me so I stopped it.

I think this is the first time I've gotten out of the hospital for this and still felt weird and loopy almost a week later.

Tadao
Dec 18th, 2008, 09:10 PM
It might take weeks to leave your liver. Maybe you should flush your liver with cranberrie juice and milkthisle over a few days first.

Kitsa
Dec 18th, 2008, 09:26 PM
Or maybe just not drink for a couple of weeks :/


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tadao
Dec 18th, 2008, 09:27 PM
Screw that :( I'm guessing that you have a weak liver though?

Kitsa
Dec 18th, 2008, 09:30 PM
Nope, I just take a lot of excedrin, drink more than I probably should and have lousy enough health as it is.

Edit: dammit, why do I always get the page brak

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/brakdancing.jpg

kahljorn
Dec 18th, 2008, 09:44 PM
im not positive but im pretty sure when you shoot up it doesn't affect your liver ;) or at least, not as much. The same goes for snorting/sublingual methods of intake. taking something orally is the worst for your liver :(

you could also try sticking vicodin in your butt. Not only do these other methods not fuck up your liver, but they fuck YOU up more.

Supafly345
Dec 18th, 2008, 10:12 PM
http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/cre8ivejuan/LEGO-EGGO-Waffle/00-lego-eggo-waffle.jpg
LEGGO MY EGGO

Tadao
Dec 18th, 2008, 10:15 PM
:lol

10,000 Volt Ghost
Dec 18th, 2008, 10:39 PM
Whenever I go to the supermarket to shop for food I always go down frozen breakfast isle and want to get eggo's. Then I remember that I did not purchase a toaster yet. My ex-gf used to live with me and she had a Hello Kitty toaster. It was supposed to imprint Hello Kitty on toast but it would just look evil and burned instead.

Kitsa
Dec 18th, 2008, 10:43 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/Hello-Kitty-toast-sandwich-mold-cutter-stamper_W0QQitemZ220286389097QQcmdZViewItem

:themoreyouknow

kahljorn
Dec 19th, 2008, 03:11 AM
its a fact that pure heroin addicts are healthier than alcoholics.

fact.

Aaarg
Dec 19th, 2008, 05:43 AM
http://fwie.fw.vt.edu/vnhs/Nancy%20Moncrief%20_Ralph%20Eckerlin.jpg

wobzire
Dec 19th, 2008, 10:11 AM
Haha he's too fat to tuck his shirt in correctly.

Kitsa
Dec 19th, 2008, 12:20 PM
That guy looks exactly like my neighbor O_o

Tadao
Dec 19th, 2008, 03:13 PM
Those are some tired people.

Grislygus
Dec 19th, 2008, 03:25 PM
http://www.gamedamage.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=305

:lol

Grislygus
Dec 19th, 2008, 03:26 PM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/silenthilltrio.jpg

Guitar Woman
Dec 19th, 2008, 03:54 PM
:x

executioneer
Dec 19th, 2008, 05:30 PM
:lol

STRONGLY DISAGREE

Kitsa
Dec 19th, 2008, 06:25 PM
dammit now I have a sore throat :(

Tadao
Dec 19th, 2008, 07:19 PM
Kitsa, you are becoming goth :goth

Aaarg
Dec 19th, 2008, 07:53 PM
Those are some tired people.

the man in pink is in spectacular shape for a 71 year-old. i've seen him run through bushes to catch a snake. i've seen him sleep on the forest floor under a canopy of oaks, dropping acorns. one day in class we were talking about the respiratory system and we used a peak flow meter--his lung capacity was more than double my then-girlfriend, a 19 year old girl in normal health.

also he's hilarious.
:love

Tadao
Dec 19th, 2008, 08:16 PM
No wonder he's so tired.

Aaarg
Dec 19th, 2008, 08:19 PM
best professor ever. the thin little hairs on the front of his head stick up when he's getting into something.

fart

Kitsa
Dec 19th, 2008, 08:37 PM
I saw on the news they're sending my old entomology professor to check out that Kaylee girl's body in Florida :(

Tadao
Dec 19th, 2008, 09:35 PM
I read the news today oh boy.

WhiteRat
Dec 19th, 2008, 10:38 PM
I sawthe news and it basically said that we are all going to die. Just like it did the day before. And the day before that. And so on.

Tadao
Dec 19th, 2008, 10:41 PM
The Peace Corps just sent me a reminder :(

Guitar Woman
Dec 19th, 2008, 10:45 PM
ff

Guitar Woman
Dec 19th, 2008, 10:45 PM
someone edit a page brak into this post I can't do it

Tadao
Dec 19th, 2008, 10:47 PM
Huh?

Guitar Woman
Dec 19th, 2008, 10:53 PM
tadao my friend you are here

DevilWearsPrada
Dec 19th, 2008, 10:55 PM
niko my cozzin!

Tadao
Dec 19th, 2008, 11:17 PM
Wassup GW, You can't edit anymore?

Guitar Woman
Dec 19th, 2008, 11:17 PM
no I just don't feel like editing that post

Tadao
Dec 19th, 2008, 11:44 PM
http://static.pyzam.com/img/graphics/6/BCnut1018.gif

Fathom Zero
Dec 19th, 2008, 11:51 PM
BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES

Pub Lover
Dec 20th, 2008, 12:34 AM
And a Texan, apparently :\

If you hate it here so much, you can leave. >:

You dirty son of a ******. ;)

pac-man
Dec 20th, 2008, 12:38 AM
You got it all wrong Pub! Texas is awesome.


:|

Esuohlim
Dec 20th, 2008, 01:07 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/serioushomoproblems.jpg

Oh god I can't remember who this is :( :(

Fathom Zero
Dec 20th, 2008, 01:13 AM
I CAN!

Sam
Dec 20th, 2008, 01:14 AM
BACK OFF MILHOUSE I SAW HER FIRST

Esuohlim
Dec 20th, 2008, 01:14 AM
>:

Sam
Dec 20th, 2008, 01:17 AM
>:

Fathom Zero
Dec 20th, 2008, 01:22 AM
JUMP ON IT

Dixie
Dec 20th, 2008, 04:27 AM
I'VE GOT SALSA IN MY HAIR!!!

Guitar Woman
Dec 20th, 2008, 05:58 AM
have I said how hard I pwned my car yet

I pwned it pretty hard

Guitar Woman
Dec 20th, 2008, 06:15 AM
I can't sleep, you guys should sing me a lullabye

Guitar Woman
Dec 20th, 2008, 06:16 AM
THE TIME IS NOW 3:14 AM :x

Guitar Woman
Dec 20th, 2008, 06:19 AM
when did this place start sucking

Guitar Woman
Dec 20th, 2008, 06:19 AM
I bet it was my fault D:

Guitar Woman
Dec 20th, 2008, 06:20 AM
fffffff

Guitar Woman
Dec 20th, 2008, 06:21 AM
important member jack4500k is on mabye he should come in and talk to me

Guitar Woman
Dec 20th, 2008, 06:29 AM
ffffffffff

Guitar Woman
Dec 20th, 2008, 06:30 AM
:pagebrak

pac-man
Dec 20th, 2008, 07:35 AM
http://celluloidheroreviews.com/images/singin-in-the-rain.jpg

Good mornin' good moooornin'
It's great to stay up late
Good mornin' good mornin' to you
When the band began to play
The stars were shining bright
But now the milkman's on his way
It's too late to say goodnight!

10,000 Volt Ghost
Dec 20th, 2008, 09:06 AM
All three of those people look like they're having an aneurism.

Guitar Woman
Dec 20th, 2008, 09:09 AM
eat a dick, I'm taking up the night shift.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Dec 20th, 2008, 10:13 AM
Who are you taking it up with?

10,000 Volt Ghost
Dec 20th, 2008, 11:23 AM
Are there only ghosts right now?

Kitsa
Dec 20th, 2008, 12:21 PM
I just got back from the mall and Walmart.

Fuck the mall and Walmart.

HickMan
Dec 20th, 2008, 01:18 PM
Hey guys guess whose back FROM BASIC

pac-man
Dec 20th, 2008, 01:22 PM
Hickman, are you back from basic?

HickMan
Dec 20th, 2008, 01:23 PM
BACK FROM BASIC

Kitsa
Dec 20th, 2008, 02:11 PM
without going all private pyle, congrats :D

10,000 Volt Ghost
Dec 20th, 2008, 02:14 PM
basically you're back. Welcome back

Tadao
Dec 20th, 2008, 02:56 PM
I bet you're fucking horny as hell after showering with all those men for so long.

kahljorn
Dec 20th, 2008, 03:03 PM
I did ecstasy last night :(

Neen
Dec 20th, 2008, 03:31 PM
The stripper?

Esuohlim
Dec 20th, 2008, 03:51 PM
Hey guys guess whose back FROM BASIC

YOU THOUGHT HE WAS GONE

Sam
Dec 20th, 2008, 04:47 PM
YOU IGNORANT FUCKS

executioneer
Dec 20th, 2008, 07:34 PM
TELL US WHEN YOU GET BACK FROM C++ THEN MAYBE WE'LL BE EMPRESSED

Kitsa
Dec 20th, 2008, 11:19 PM
My bf just shone a flashlight in my eyes.

That really fucking hurts if you get it at just the right angle.

Esuohlim
Dec 20th, 2008, 11:43 PM
ok

Aaarg
Dec 20th, 2008, 11:46 PM
TELL US WHEN YOU GET BACK FROM C++ THEN MAYBE WE'LL BE EMPRESSED

LM*O

Fathom Zero
Dec 21st, 2008, 12:50 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S2zkh6ZOGE

I weep at what could have been.

WhiteRat
Dec 21st, 2008, 02:52 AM
Tadao where are you, they have some really shitty dinosaur movie on Sci Fi right now.

HickMan
Dec 21st, 2008, 10:36 AM
I missed you guys :notreally So what's up?

pac-man
Dec 21st, 2008, 10:42 AM
A lot of pretentiousness.

WhiteRat
Dec 21st, 2008, 11:16 AM
http://www.movieactors.com/freezeframes5/beetlejuice129.jpeg


That and someone posted pictures of them self fucking a Whopper in the first Whopper Virgins thread that Rog deleted.

Tadao
Dec 21st, 2008, 01:30 PM
Tadao where are you, they have some really shitty dinosaur movie on Sci Fi right now.

It's only 10:30 you damn future child! Thanks for the heads up though!

Tadao
Dec 21st, 2008, 01:56 PM
So Hickman, hows the military been treating you? I hope you like it and haven't changed you mind.

Sam
Dec 21st, 2008, 02:12 PM
HICKMAN, DO YOU STILL GET YOUR D*CK SUCKED?

pac-man
Dec 21st, 2008, 02:16 PM
Did they break you down and build you back up?

Neen
Dec 21st, 2008, 05:09 PM
Better? Faster? Stronger? Did they have the technology?

HickMan
Dec 21st, 2008, 05:40 PM
Answer to all:

totally

Pub Lover
Dec 21st, 2008, 05:47 PM
Clay! After you left, yer brother tried to post here again, but we chased him off.

HickMan
Dec 21st, 2008, 06:26 PM
http://photos-c.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v1448/208/98/614802673/n614802673_2333810_9103.jpg
DON'T WORRY GUYS, CAPTAIN COOL IS HERE TO KICK SOME DOORS IN AND BEAT NERDS UP IN THE NAME OF HOT CHICKS AND ROCK AND ROLL

Tadao
Dec 21st, 2008, 06:33 PM
DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL.

HickMan
Dec 21st, 2008, 06:39 PM
DONT ASK ME TO KICK YOUR FACE CAUSE' I'LL DO IT FOR FREE

FOR FREEDOM

Tadao
Dec 21st, 2008, 06:44 PM
I'm sure that shit has a purpose and all, but dood, that's totally gay :(

Tadao
Dec 21st, 2008, 06:48 PM
http://www.cfhf.net/lyrics/images/greatest2a.jpg

MetalMilitia
Dec 21st, 2008, 09:11 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gif

MetalMilitia
Dec 21st, 2008, 09:22 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fattycat2.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fattycat2.gif

I think this cat is fatter now than it was the first time around.

Sam
Dec 21st, 2008, 09:35 PM
Hickman is my hero. :(

I feel safer then ever.

pac-man
Dec 21st, 2008, 09:43 PM
Stay Hooah, Hickman. ;)

Tadao
Dec 22nd, 2008, 12:22 AM
http://www.projectwonderful.com/img/uploads/pics/22957-1225079661.gif

I wanna click all over her :(

Kitsa
Dec 22nd, 2008, 08:27 AM
I used to collect ads that could also easily be porn scenes.

My favorite was a woman biting into a jalapeno popper and the white cream cheese was somehow splashed all over her face and dribbling down her chin.

bigtimecow
Dec 22nd, 2008, 01:16 PM
I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE FOR AWHILE

and now that i'm off of school i'd like to "chat" it up!

Tadao
Dec 22nd, 2008, 02:42 PM
Sup BTC, did you ever get that art project finished? Dam slackers!

I would have loved to see that one Kitsa, sounds like blatant sex=sales thinkology.

Kitsa
Dec 22nd, 2008, 03:32 PM
I spilled some flour in the kitchen and the cats came to investigate it and now they look like cokeheads running all over the house, it's awesome.

HickMan
Dec 22nd, 2008, 04:03 PM
http://photos-d.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v1448/208/98/614802673/n614802673_2333811_9666.jpg

Sam
Dec 22nd, 2008, 04:10 PM
THUGLIFE

HickMan
Dec 22nd, 2008, 04:12 PM
:rolleyes