I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Big McLargehuge]

Adblock plus ;)

[Tadao]

I haven't seen an ad in ages, ty ad block!

[Kitsa]

Every time I put a pic of myself anywhere, a banner ad about weight loss comes up. WTF internets :(

[Esuohlim]

wtf milhouse

:lol

How's it going dude :D

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/phelpspilvi.jpg

[Dixie]

Lazing on a Sunday afternoon...

[Kitsa]

I can't figure it out. It's like 70F outside. Snow is falling off the houses in big slushy gobs. My thermometer (in the shade) says it's 70F.

I go to weather.com and it says it's 40.

I was out there without a coat and perfectly comfortable.

Weird.

[Dixie]

You're a yeti.
I FUCKING KNEW IT!

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/kitsachewy.jpg

[Dixie]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAA

You just totally ruined my wookie crush. :(

[Tadao]

I just got an ad banner for overweight star wars fans.

[Kitsa]

fuck you Tadao

[Tadao]

:love

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

:rolleyes

:rolleyes

[Tadao]

:love

[Fathom Zero]

Bringin' back the classic.

Speaking of "classic", did you know Coke's removing the "Classic" on their cans after fifteen years?

[Kitsa]

I finally caved and ordered myself a keeper copy of "Sick Nurses".

It's such a bad movie, but I can't get it out of my head. :(

See avatar for example.

[Tadao]

Never heard of sick nurses. I might have to look into it.

[Kitsa]

Oh, do. It's Thai but it's so very fucked.

[kahljorn]

HEY GUYS

[Tadao]

Hiya Kahl

[Tadao]

I forgot this town doesn't get Animal Planet. No puppy bowl for me :(

[Kitsa]

I'm watching the Bucket Bowl on PBS.

[kahljorn]

i dont have cable so im missing out on all of these bowls ;o

[Tadao]

There's some myth busters I haven't seen on so it works out.

[Dixie]

I'm watching a toilet bowl.
So is my cat.
This is gonna be awesome when I scare him and he falls in.

[Kitsa]

I learned my lesson with myspace.

Facebook friends acct will be separate from facebook family acct.

[Tadao]

Someone was trying to talk me into face book. I don't even use my myspace account hardly.

[WhiteRat]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/dg2a.jpg

[Tadao]

That looks like Dave Foley! Almost.

[Pub Lover]

Hwey guys I am veery drunk, tell kitsa I love her, k?
Everyone else can take a shit and die as they don't challenge me.
I remember making that stupid comment, but this one:
Don't talk to blue fox like that, I'll kick your ass.

hahas as if
Leaves me baffled. :confused

I have discovered my limit for wine is somewhere between two and five pints. :x

[Tadao]

Drink more and make it right!

[Esuohlim]

That looks like Dave Foley! Almost.

Dave Foley in drag looks better than that.

[Tadao]

I don't know if that is technically in drag.

[Kitsa]

Holy shit.

I just got a message from someone I haven't heard from since 1992 and who has little to no reason to remember me :o

[Tadao]

That's almost always bad news or drama. :O

[Kitsa]

so far it's neither, it was probably one of those Memory Lane things, I think.

She went to the same college I did and all the professors were in love with her. So by the time I ended up there, and they found out I knew her, they were giving me tours of where she'd been on campus.

I mean they really, really, really loved her.

[Tadao]

lol, I assumed it was a guy :D

[Kitsa]

oh. No. A very charming girl :)

[Esuohlim]

:yawn

[Kitsa]

You know who also went to Ithaca?

RIKKI LAKE!!!!!!!!! OMG ONE ONE ONE

does that entertain you, milhouse?

[RaNkeri]

Did you guys know that super bowl was held last night? :eek

[Kitsa]

Pfft, I didn't watch it. Not even a minute of it. I could not care less.

[RaNkeri]

You can tell it's been a boring night when super blow makes it to the top sport news in Finland. Outside US Nobody gives a flying shit about American football anyway.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

We just ending up drinking and playing Kings Cup during the second half of the superbowl.

Oh Kitsa, I didn't work today but I saw a flier for a SOUPERBOWL at my work saturday night. I was like "Get the fuck out of here."

I bought "The Forbidden Kingdom" and "Be Kind Rewind" at 7-11 tonight for $10. Badass Motherfuckery.

[Zhukov]

How's your government coming along Rankeri?

[Kitsa]

LOL. I still think the Soopabowl would be a good holiday, I think my professor was onto something.

[Shrubfest]

THERES A LOT OF SNOW HERE!
YAY!

Yorkshire is not designed for snow.

[Kitsa]

We had an insanely warm day yesterday, which melted the snow somewhat, then a very cold night.

It was frozen so hard this morning that I (I admit I am no feather) couldn't even break through it. I just walked on top of the crust.

[Shrubfest]

I walked home from a friends this morning, and so many people in cars are REALLY STUPID in snow. This is yorkshire. Lots of hills, lots of thin roads. Not much gritting. Why are you going down that REALLY BIG HILL when you could go down a flat road which takes 5 mins longer?

[Esuohlim]

Outside US Nobody gives a flying shit about American football anyway.

I wonder why outside the US people would give a shit about American anything.

[Shrubfest]

CUNT. I have just stood in the snow for an hour waiting for a bus, because the stupid woman at metro said that there would be one.

Lying BITCH.

[Kitsa]

You stood on a corner for an hour? :o

[Shrubfest]

Middle of the road....wasn't even a pavement.

Nearly got hit by a bunch of sliding cars.

[Esuohlim]

Girls that say "cunt" are hot omg

Shrubfest do you find NASAL AMERICAN MIDWESTERN ACCENTS sexy :love

[Shrubfest]

Dunno. If i don't, i'll just gag you.

[Tadao]

hahaha :(

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[Sam]

SHRUBFEST IF I SAW YOU STANDING ON THE CORNER I WOULD GIVE YOU A RIDE. ;)

[Kitsa]

HERE'S A GREAT THING I DID IN PAINT JUST NOW

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/hiimnew.jpg

[Tadao]

Here comes Finland!

:rolleyes

[RaNkeri]

HERE'S A GREAT THING I DID IN PAINT JUST NOW

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/hiimnew.jpg

:rolleyes

[RaNkeri]

Here comes Finland!

:rolleyes
:rolleyes

[Kitsa]

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I AM A PROFESSIONAL ARTIST OF LITTLE ESTEEM AND THAT PICTURE RIGHT THERE IS PROBABLY WORTH LITTLE TO NO MONEY.

SO TAKE THAT EYEROLL AND STUFF IT IN YOUR PERSE SIDEWAYS, FINLAND

[Esuohlim]

Who do you think you are? Mr. Sarcastic? Please :rolleyes

[Tadao]

I would pay to have you spit on me :love

[Esuohlim]

Dunno. If i don't, i'll just gag you.

I am a handsome internet superstar would you like to go on an internet date sometime

[RaNkeri]

SO TAKE THAT EYEROLL AND STUFF IT IN YOUR PERSE SIDEWAYS, FINLAND


Don't even dare to imitate Pub, bitch >:

[Shrubfest]

How do you have an internet date?

Go watch a film on youtube together?

[Tadao]

whilst nekid

[Bod]

Yeah and you both get drunk together whilst online, typos increasing as the night wears on. You could get the webcams out but not until the 5th date unless you are a slut.

[Tadao]

I'm a slut :(

[Bod]

yeah, you look the type

[Tadao]

I'll let you reach into my bag o popcorn.

[Kitsa]

who the hell was trying to imitate Pub?

[Fathom Zero]

:rolleyes

[Kitsa]

not that I know what the hell you're talking about, but even people who aren't Pub are allowed to use caps.

[Esuohlim]

http://www.markgerber.com/images/groundhog_day.jpg

[Esuohlim]

A MOVIE ABOUT A MAN STUCK IN A CLOCK LMAO

Also that day is today >:

[Tadao]

Is this the first time you have seen it? :hypno

[Esuohlim]

No way man me and Groundhog Day the movie go way back.

But this is the first time today I realized it was Groundhog Day!

[Tadao]

Heh, It sure doesn't feel like groundhog day.

[Guitar Woman]

The whole process Groundhog's Day revolves around is completely batshit.

If he sees his shadow, doesn't that mean it's sunny out? You shitheads?

[Tadao]

wow

[DevilWearsPrada]

I wish tbs would play groundhog day all day like they did with that one shitty christmas movie

[Esuohlim]

that one shitty christmas movie

You are a moron

[Esuohlim]

The whole process Groundhog's Day revolves around is completely batshit.

If he sees his shadow, doesn't that mean it's sunny out? You shitheads?

Yeah and if it's sunny out that means more winter. If it's cloudy out it means early spring.

SCIENCE

[bigtimecow]

WASSAP GUYZ

[Tadao]

Yeah and if it's sunny out that means more winter. If it's cloudy out it means early spring.

SCIENCE

OMG and what about Santa Clause!? And the Easter Bunny! WTF! OMG OH NOES!

[bigtimecow]

ACCORDING TO SCIENCE REINDEER CANNOT FLY TADAO

AGAIN SCIENCE

[Tadao]

You mean I've been lied to all my life on holidays! Next your gonna tell me the Indians hated the Pilgrims!

[bigtimecow]

:( tadao

:'(

[bigtimecow]

i have something to tell you .... :/

[Tadao]

GW is a hot chick still?

[bigtimecow]

lol nope, never was

[Tadao]

My world has come undone :tear

[Esuohlim]

I see an opportunity on this page to shoehorn in my controversial religious beliefs!

Oh boy!

[Tadao]

:rankeri

[Esuohlim]

God is great y'all

[RaNkeri]

lunch break, lol

[Dixie]

CARROTS!

[Shrubfest]

PEPPERMINT TEA!

[HickMan]

grapefruit :licklips

[Kitsa]

grapefruit sounds much tastier in French.

Pamplemousse.

The mousse part is deceiving, you'd never know it was a ball of battery acid :(

[Esuohlim]

FUCK grapefruit, sir. Did they teach you to enjoy that shit in the army? >:

[Aaarg]

Pample mouse?

[Kitsa]

more like pomp-le-moose

sorta

french comes across weird in english phoenetics.

[Tadao]

Sup fags?

[Shrubfest]

Yo, fiend.

[Tadao]

http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/mi/misfits-fiend-throw-rug-gift.jpg

What's happening tart?

[Shrubfest]

Eating tea, Pimp.

[Zomboid]

yo bebe i wuz tinkin u ni mebbe go out n do sum shiz wut u say?

[Zomboid]

I don't know how I found this, but it's pretty funny and looking at it makes me feel like I'm peering into the photo albums of some really ugly family.

http://www.latendressefamily.com/

[Tadao]

:eek that was scary!

[Shrubfest]

I feel stained.

[MattJack]

that chick looked like a dood

[MattJack]

and by dood I mean chick

[Tadao]

That's even more confusing!

[Kitsa]

They don't just look Canadian...they look so Canadian.

God...the sweaters!

[MetalMilitia]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YniAmQkZBj0

This is my new favourite cat-related video.

[Zomboid]

They don't just look Canadian...they look so Canadian.

God...the sweaters!
Uh... Fuck you. They're just ugly poor people. The ugly clothes and furniture is evidence of that. My family has never worn ugly sweaters like that and I only ever see poor people wearing them.

[Tadao]

Thus the Canadian connection.

[Kitsa]

Oh, fuck yourself, I'm French, that's worse.

That page doesn't look like it's been updated in years*. The world went through an ugly phase in the 90s. They sort of do look like Kids in the Hall characters.


Also, I live in Ohio, home of the Amish Traffic Jam.
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/amishtrafficjam.jpg

[RaNkeri]

I bought 2 grapes today, grapes are awesome

[Tadao]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/168/454899801_5a09354dce.jpg

[Tadao]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YniAmQkZBj0

This is my new favourite cat-related video.

Uk Youtube don't load so well over here.

[RaNkeri]

I've never understood why japanese raccoons have huge balls :/

[Kitsa]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq8xuVnB-Pk

[Kitsa]

srsly though they're actually raccoon DOGS, not raccoons, and they always show them having big balls because that symbolizes money

because their name sort of sounds like gold ball

I think

[RaNkeri]

O yeah and that belly button is hilarious

[Esuohlim]

TWO GRAPES

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[Tadao]

:rolleyes :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

Take this dove and
Place it on your pages
To show your support
For Cancer research and
Survivors everywhere

[Mister Sarcastic]

Who do you think you are? Mr. Sarcastic? Please :rolleyes

:rolleyes

[RaNkeri]

Oh great, another "awesome" alt by esuohlim :rolleyes

[RaNkeri]

g'nite :rolleyes

[Zomboid]

I'd say being a ginger is what's worse than being French or Canadian :(

Also, I didn't hate rankeri back when he was new. Now though, holy fuck. It's like there's a point where some of these dumb mother fuckers just decide that because they don't have people hounding them in every thread, they're accepted and people find them funny.

You're still just a dumb, fat, uuuugly fin to me.

[Tadao]

I CAN'T FIND BOD'S MYSPACE >:

[Grislygus]

That's probably a good thing

[Grislygus]

I imagine Pub Lover already tracked it down years ago


One of the "bachelors" I linked to in Bod's thread is a fucking tranny vampire, I would have thought you'd be all over that by now

[Tadao]

Pub doesn't share with me. He's a hoarder.

[Kitsa]

I'm vaguely disturbed by the fact that Pub Lover seems to have a folder for everyone who posts here.

[Grislygus]

If you're willing to post a picture, you're asking for it

[Kitsa]

I accepted that long ago.

[Fathom Zero]

More pictures of Kitsa please. srsly, red hair = good.

[Tadao]

I think she is cute, too bad she's so self loathing.

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/picofkitsa.jpg

[Kitsa]

save it for my eulogy tadao:lol

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p-R9pJbMFQ

Fucking fuck, I love home. COME TO ME, SKYLINE.

[Kitsa]

eeeeeeeeyyyyarrrrrgggghhh

But then again the last time I got near a Skyline I had like a 104 fever and the shakes, so it might have imprinted the revulsion on me.

Have you ever seen the Cleveland ep of "No Reservations" where Anthony Bourdain goes to Skyline?

[Fathom Zero]

They have Skylines in Cleveland?

WTF

[Kitsa]

Hell, I have a Skyline less than 5 mins from me. I could walk to it, but I'd have to cross I-75.

[Fathom Zero]

I wouldn't eat fuck-all in Cleveland, if I had things my way.

[Tadao]

Nothing tastes as good as you remember. Disappointment awaits you at every corner. My heart is as black as their fryers oil.

[Tadao]

I think Kitsa should give me her Myspace link so I can add her.

[Tadao]

It's an exclusive club of me and my buddy Tom.

[MetalMilitia]

I really wish they'd replace the Tom account with a Rupert Murdock account since Tom and his bundles of cash are long gone.

That said who the hell still uses MySpace anyway? Jeez get the with times, gramps!

[Fathom Zero]

Mybe he's obligated. Likeit was in his contract to be everybody's friend.

Kinda like Brewster's Millions.

[Tadao]

That said who the hell still uses MySpace anyway?

Very anti-social people who are trying to be social :(

[Kitsa]

My family ruined Myspace for me.

[Tadao]

Family ruins everything. Dumb jerks.

[Zomboid]

I wish facebook was still only for college and university students and alumni. I don't like seeing fucking townies and pictures of their trucks popping up all over the place.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I use myspace to keep in touch with people who don't have facebook.

[Grislygus]

SHeeit man, Lord Sappington's getting actual advice? And sympathy? Least the fucker can do is get pissed off already

[Grislygus]

Fackin boooooooooored, goddam



what are you fuckers doing

[Tadao]

Drinkin and postin

[Grislygus]

Working with inks this thick is like working with oils, I have FIVE fucking canvases drying all around me so that I can keep working on them

WHy the hell aren't you drinking with real people, anyway, it's not like you're stuck in a town where everything closes before 9:00

[Tadao]

Actually I am. I am 2 hours north of LA. We don't even have a hotel here. Dad moved everyone here so that my little brothers wont get in as much trouble as I used to. So he picked a stupid area with nothing around. I could go to the only bar there is, but it is far from being a happy bar.

[Tadao]

What inks are you using? Post a link and I can pretend to agree that I know what they are.

[Grislygus]

I'll just put up one of the shitty color doodles

[Tadao]

But that doesn't show me the pens you are using.

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/MonsterintheFog_2.jpg

I'm not putting any actual pieces up, though

[Grislygus]

Pens? Shit, I use anything that I have at my disposal to spread the ink around




Mainly me steeltip calligraphy pen, though

[Tadao]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/MonsterintheFog_2.jpg

Did you lose control of the ink flow on the top right?

[Grislygus]

Naw, the whole thing is about half of it's original size, why?

[Grislygus]

Hell, the only part that really flowed was the pure green around the buildings

[Grislygus]

Ah, fuck it this shit ain't drying till morning. Later

[RaNkeri]

I didn't hate rankeri back when he was new.
Bullshit :rolleyes

You're still just a dumb, fat, uuuugly fin to me.

This coming from a fat redneck who thinks he's all big and bad, now that he has added flame shaped decals to his pick up truck :rolleyes

[Tadao]

Yeah, I really like the way the green came out. Just above the main green at the very top is 3 strong fingers of red, they look heavy on the red and I thought maybe you held the pen down too long. Those three look like they are supposed to blend as the really don't have a clean line of definition to them.

:posh

[Tadao]

What does this say Finland?

http://www.sodatkuvina.cjb.net/images/Talvisota/Piirrokset/PyoveliMannerheimPropagandajuliste.jpg

[RaNkeri]

Roughly translated:

EXECUTIONER MANNERHEIM
1910: The bloody mercenary of Russian emperor Nikolai

1918: The murderer of tens of thousands working class people. The executioner of Finnish people

1939: Gold, which Mannerheim receives for the blood of Finnish workers and peasants.

1940: Henchman of the English bank magnates, the provoker of anti soviet war



This was soviet propaganda used during continuation war, and they practically tried to open the old wounds of civil war and get the working class people to join them.

[Tadao]

But Mannerheim is a hero to Finland right?

[Zomboid]

This coming from a fat redneck who thinks he's all big and bad, now that he has added flame shaped decals to his pick up truck :rolleyes
Fat redneck? I'm an average sized student who takes the bus to school. I make fun of rednecks, MUFUCKA.

Seriously rankeri, you might fit in better if you weren't a poor-man's retarded version of milhouse/sam/anyone who excessively uses :rolleyes

[RaNkeri]

But Mannerheim is a hero to Finland right?

Yeah, he was highly respected among soldiers and common people. They're making a movie about him, it wil be directed by Renny Harlin and should premiere during 2009.

[Zhukov]

You guys should just call it World War II like everyone else.

[Kitsa]

I have a dental cleaning in an hour. :(

My mom used to have to surprise me with dental appointments because I'd disappear. There was one time she showed up at school to take me to one and I seriously considered making a run for it out a side door.

(My teeth are radiation damaged and when metal touches them it's like a strong electric shock)

[RaNkeri]

radiation damaged? how?

[Dimnos]

I used to have a boss who lived on a farm when she was a kid. She said her teeth became radiation damaged from drinking out of an old well they had. They were a funny light green color.

[Esuohlim]

CHERNOBYL, SIR

I DO HOPE I GET SOME ROLLEYES

[RaNkeri]

Whoah, americans are aware of chernobyl? :eek

[Esuohlim]

That's like me saying "Whoah, someone from Europe that doesn't stereotype all Americans? :eek", except that will never happen because that's what everyone from outside the USA does. At least that's what I think based on European stereotypes.

[Esuohlim]

In other words, yes you fag.

Are Finnish people aware of Swaziland's crippling AIDS epidemic? :eek

[Esuohlim]

Are Finnish people aware of the International Date Line? :eek

[Esuohlim]

Are Finnish people aware of Pluto's current classification status? :eek :eek

[RaNkeri]

You amaze me, esuohlim :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Q: Why are there no Finns on the moon?

A: They went, but there was no wood.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

More great Finnish jokes here! http://www.expat-finland.com/living_in_finland/finnish_jokes.html

[RaNkeri]

Famous last words of Finnish men
"Naah, we dont need no electrician here."
"We can go to my place - wife's on night shift"
"I love you Kristiina... eh, I mean Hanna..."
"In principal you shouldnt smoke so near the ammunition"
"Lets study the safety instructions later"
"The side effects of lot of alcohol is hugely exaggerated"
"I got some cheap Russian spirits to the wedding punch so the whole family can drink enough"
"Damn life save vest - not bothering to wear them"
"Look! Whats that bear cub doing alone in the forest?"
"Damn quick to drill the ice when it's this thin."

man, these bring back memories from my elementary school years :>

[RaNkeri]

Sakke and Ville are sitting in a cottage in the middle of nowhere. They've been drinking for three days straight and they finally run out of booze.
Sakke says to his mate "Hey, go and look in the tool shed and see if there's anything to drink there."
Ville comes back with a bottle of methanol, and says "We could drink this, but we'll go blind!"
Sakke slowly looks around the cottage and out the window, and says "I think we've seen enough."

[RaNkeri]

A young female reporter from a British newspaper was sent to Finland to write an article about Finnish soldiers returning from the Winter War. Interviewing one infantry-man, Jussi, she asked
"When you came home, when the war was over, what was the first thing you did?"
"I screwed my wife," Jussi replied bluntly.
The journalist went red, and tried to change the subject.
"After that, I mean. What did you do after that?"
"I screwed her again," he answered.
The journalist turned an even darker shade of red.
"Other than that! Uh - what did you do when you were finished with all that?"
"I took off my skis and had a beer."

[Grislygus]

Interesting.

The profile itself is quite public, only the journal part is friends-only.

Quite mild, i'd say, compared to caucasian women who do this (http://ganguro-wasabi.livejournal.com/)to their face.

Oh my. That is quite scary, even when asian people do it.

it's like a clown tried to fuck a tanning bed

[MetalMilitia]

♫ Marge becomes a robot ♫
♫ Moe could get a cell phone ♫
♫ Some kind of crazy wedding ♫

[Esuohlim]

I know a lot of people in my classes who should be named this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspy_Engineer)

[Grislygus]

And of course we know about Chernobyl, that's where those evil Ruskie sumbitches fucked up. What are you, French? And 9 Mile Island was an honest mistake

[RaNkeri]

:lol

[kahljorn]

i heard from a reliable internet source that chernobyl was actually caused by an alien crash landing or mishaped alien technology and that the guberments have been trying to keep it covered up for years

[Grislygus]

just as long as the Reds were in on it

[Esuohlim]

what the hell is a chernobyl

[Grislygus]

SLIMY STARFUCKERS AN THER GODDAMN COMMIE NUCULAR POWERED AIR CASTLES

[RaNkeri]

if they know that you know you'll be in trouble :eek

[Grislygus]

I GOT A FUKIN TWELVE GAUGE WITH THEIR NAMES ON IT AH TELL YOU WHAT

[Tadao]

I've been popping caps in Russian ass all morning.

http://www.barcade.com/media/images/3599_AmericasArmy_logo1.gif

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/invasionusa.jpg

[HickMan]

If you've ever been enlightened by Invasion USA, you know that at no time does Chuck Norris go fight in Washington D.C.

[RaNkeri]

Fuck Chuck Norris, Hickman to the rescue

[Kitsa]

radiation damaged? how?

I had radiation therapy for spinal cord cancer when I was 3- basically everything in my head neck and chest was in the line of fire.

[RaNkeri]

spinal cord cancer at the age of 3?

Seriously, holy shit

[Fathom Zero]

Are you like She Hulk now?

[Kitsa]

Spinal cord cancer at the age of zero, I was born with it. They just didn't realize that was what was wrong with me till it had grown for 3 years and I was already paralyzed.

Mom was exposed to a carcinogen while pregnant with me. She's on cancer #5 herself.

And no, I don't have any superpowers other than spectacular tooth sensitivity. Mom says I used to be able to make televisions and radios go staticky when I walked past them.

[Fathom Zero]

I'll bet all the superpowers are latent.

[RaNkeri]

How severe was it at worst? If you were born with it did it have any metastases by the time you were diagnosed with it?

[Kitsa]

I also must note that, while damaged, my teeth are not a funny light green color. They're fairly white. You just have to peel me off the ceiling if the wrong thing touches them.

I got a substitute dental hygienist. While nice, she did give me a tooth health report card. It was traffic-light themed. I got a green light for gum health. After I left I remembered I left it in the chair :/

[Tadao]

Why does everyone else get all the cool diseases :(

[Kitsa]

How severe was it at worst? If you were born with it did it have any metastases by the time you were diagnosed with it?


When I was first born I guess they knew something was amiss, and they thought it was MS. So they tested me for MS and I came out clean for that, so they sent me home.

Then my mom gave birth to premature twins and they died (which is exactly what would happen to me 30 years later), and around that time I started dragging one leg. Mom took me to the doctor, who said I was just trying to get attention back on myself after my brother and sister's death and that Mom should put me in daycare and go to work. Repeat x2 years.

Finally, I just went paralyzed one day. Mom freaked out and took me to the ER at an actual decent hospital, they did a myelogram and...oops, it was spinal cord cancer all along.

[Kitsa]

Tadao: want it? I'll switch.

[RaNkeri]

I wouldn't call alcoholism a disease, tadao :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

I wonder how many I-Mock vets don't show up anymore because they died :eek

:rolleyes And when will it be my turn :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

Confession Time: I enjoyed "A Walk in the Clouds".

[RaNkeri]

I thought Indiana Jones 4 was ok

[Tadao]

Tadao: want it? I'll switch.

We can breed and forge a super evil child.

[Guitar Woman]

Jefferson Airplane is the only good band

[Tadao]

name 3 good songs

[Tadao]

Hot Tuna is the only good thing to come from Jefferson Airplane.

[Kitsa]

shopping hungry was a bad idea, I came home with a bunch of absolute shit :(

[Guitar Woman]

White Rabbit, Embryonic Journey, Wooden Ships

[Guitar Woman]

and pretty much everything else

[Tadao]

Embryonic Journey is basically Hot Tuna.
White Rabbit really does suck ass.
Wooden Ships is only good because CS&N made it sound good.

[Guitar Woman]

bitch bitch bitch

[Tadao]

Seriously, you don't like Jefferson Airplane, you actually like Hot Tuna and don't even know it.

[Esuohlim]

JEFFERSON STARSHIP

http://www.stamfordplus.com/stm/information/nws1/uploads/1/JeffersonStarship.jpg

FUCK YEAH

[Esuohlim]

The guy on the far left looks like one of my great aunts!

[Guitar Woman]

that can't be his real hair

[kahljorn]

i like how guitar woman is always finding some typical thing to identify himself with pretentiously ;/

[Tadao]

Finland should know who Hot Tuna is :(

[Tadao]

If I would open my butthole for a young Jorma.

[Guitar Woman]

how dare you enjoy things

you pretentious faggot

[Tadao]

Now you can go to another forum and pretend to like Hot Tuna and actually look cool.

You are welcome :picklehat

[Grislygus]

So let's see here, you hate Cream and despise Eric Clapton, but Jefferson Airplane is right up your alley? I imagine that Jimi Hendrix had nothing on the Mamas and the Papas

[Tadao]

You can even say things like, America's Choice is the greatest acoustic to electric crossover album ever. It should go down as one of the greatest acid rocks albums just underneath Jimi Hendrix's Electric Ladyland!