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Tadao
Jun 7th, 2010, 07:24 PM
:pagebrak

what if I want to put it your comment? there is no attachement thing. And it seems like I have to upload it from my HD, I HATE FACE BOOK.

Tadao
Jun 7th, 2010, 07:25 PM
Can't I just {img} link {/img}

Fathom Zero
Jun 7th, 2010, 07:30 PM
Whatyoumean

Fathom Zero
Jun 7th, 2010, 07:33 PM
Just paste the URL to an image and it'll show the image.

Post the url to the video and it'll show the video, if it's from vimeo, youtube, or dailymotion.

The Leader
Jun 7th, 2010, 07:38 PM
what if I want to put it your comment? there is no attachement thing. And it seems like I have to upload it from my HD, I HATE FACE BOOK.
I don't think that you can put images in replies to comments, only links.

Tadao
Jun 7th, 2010, 07:39 PM
That's crazy talk! In this day and age! You can put images almost everywhere!

Colonel Flagg
Jun 7th, 2010, 09:06 PM
Damn, FZ, that was worth the wait. Thanks! :lol

liquidstatik
Jun 8th, 2010, 02:00 AM
..

Tadao
Jun 8th, 2010, 02:13 AM
Danny, those people in your sig. Will their bodies ever be found?

Tadao
Jun 8th, 2010, 02:43 AM
Tadao and LS

V

Gus and Sam

liquidstatik
Jun 8th, 2010, 02:51 AM
..

liquidstatik
Jun 8th, 2010, 02:51 AM
..

liquidstatik
Jun 8th, 2010, 02:52 AM
..

liquidstatik
Jun 8th, 2010, 02:54 AM
..

liquidstatik
Jun 8th, 2010, 02:59 AM
..

Tadao
Jun 8th, 2010, 03:04 AM
Did you hear about Marmaduke?

liquidstatik
Jun 8th, 2010, 03:08 AM
..

Tadao
Jun 8th, 2010, 03:20 AM
Its now a movie full of your favorite actors.

Esuohlim
Jun 8th, 2010, 03:31 AM
Hey there liquid they let you out of jail again? :x

Colonel Flagg
Jun 8th, 2010, 11:42 AM
'sup Danny?

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 8th, 2010, 05:14 PM
I looked at who was online too quickly because it said

PUBFEST

Tadao
Jun 8th, 2010, 05:20 PM
http://thumbnails.hulu.com/5/50022005/133117_512x288_generated.jpg

Dimnos
Jun 8th, 2010, 05:44 PM
http://tcnwag.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pwmXEP9qZqf45kgQTvru9rQtg7KJN80opuK_hDyhtesfMM9k lgCG5i4LPd8gYZCYir8rvaiH1GDqALda6z7q9E0rjjZfLCCaC/legend.jpg

Tadao
Jun 8th, 2010, 06:23 PM
0j8bTXaXoNg

Dixie
Jun 8th, 2010, 06:24 PM
y5MHq5H59rA

Dixie
Jun 8th, 2010, 06:25 PM
VlxcMLTXa9Y

Tadao
Jun 8th, 2010, 06:25 PM
pIvsAAS0egc

Dixie
Jun 8th, 2010, 06:28 PM
UiGV7rE_yTk

Tadao
Jun 8th, 2010, 06:32 PM
rpcyuzKw87Q

Dixie
Jun 8th, 2010, 06:32 PM
9PmMGnDswgk

Dixie
Jun 8th, 2010, 06:33 PM
me2C_HZjZbs

Dixie
Jun 8th, 2010, 06:33 PM
YuRUk074VKc

Tadao
Jun 8th, 2010, 06:36 PM
LqweX2xG8ns

Dixie
Jun 8th, 2010, 06:37 PM
cLYpqRRLwWU

Tadao
Jun 8th, 2010, 06:37 PM
RX1BpLv77uc

Tadao
Jun 8th, 2010, 06:38 PM
ZAqC8QrxEUY

Tadao
Jun 8th, 2010, 06:39 PM
BwkGXQmt8Fk

Dixie
Jun 8th, 2010, 06:39 PM
STAwi1Ta42w

Tadao
Jun 8th, 2010, 06:40 PM
KksV4sA3HME

Dixie
Jun 8th, 2010, 06:41 PM
uNqopzUz1rw

Tadao
Jun 8th, 2010, 06:41 PM
qLq9nCGfeGw

Dixie
Jun 8th, 2010, 06:43 PM
ceJSMEQNX-U

Dixie
Jun 8th, 2010, 06:44 PM
Xmyy9uwB9OY

Tadao
Jun 8th, 2010, 06:47 PM
R59hzb8G3qQ

Tadao
Jun 8th, 2010, 06:49 PM
6p6dWAOIoD4

Dixie
Jun 8th, 2010, 06:49 PM
XNCe7SMUZ4k

Dixie
Jun 8th, 2010, 06:50 PM
bWZsL9Bmnuo

Tadao
Jun 8th, 2010, 06:52 PM
i8uolP1UcIw

Tadao
Jun 8th, 2010, 06:53 PM
24V3RMvtvSQ

Tadao
Jun 8th, 2010, 06:54 PM
epMwjPGm-Ig

Tadao
Jun 8th, 2010, 06:55 PM
:pagebrak

kahljorn
Jun 8th, 2010, 07:35 PM
damn, furries look like cartoon characters ;/

if you dressed like the girl from cool world would you be a furry?

Tadao
Jun 8th, 2010, 07:38 PM
These are the ones that really bother me.

P4uU-_-F3m4

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 8th, 2010, 07:46 PM
:lol I thought it was CGI at first. What a creep

Otto
Jun 8th, 2010, 09:20 PM
I like to think that there's a severe burn victim under that mask.

Tadao
Jun 9th, 2010, 02:50 AM
Eric, give me more power.

liquidstatik
Jun 9th, 2010, 03:10 AM
..

liquidstatik
Jun 9th, 2010, 03:10 AM
..

Chojin
Jun 9th, 2010, 03:11 AM
Eric, give me more power.

the last page has proven to me that that would be a terrible idea

liquidstatik
Jun 9th, 2010, 03:11 AM
..

Tadao
Jun 9th, 2010, 03:13 AM
the last page has proven to me that that would be a terrible idea

IT WAS A PRESENT FOR YOU!

WHAT A FUCKING UNGRATEFUL BASTARD!

Tadao
Jun 9th, 2010, 03:24 AM
I can't figure out why I can't make new friends. I am genuinely interested in their life , but it always comes out wrong. :(

Dixie
Jun 9th, 2010, 03:40 AM
it might have something to do with the erection you try to share with them.

Tadao
Jun 9th, 2010, 03:45 AM
That's what friends do! Or so my brother always taught me.

Dixie
Jun 9th, 2010, 03:46 AM
"tummy swords" is not an olympic sport, i don't care what your brother told you.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 9th, 2010, 04:45 AM
I like Stomach Sticks better.

Babs
Jun 9th, 2010, 06:37 AM
It's nice to see I-mockery's Human Centipede game being ripped off on ebums. I love how credit isn't given when due.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 9th, 2010, 06:58 AM
Babs, how the fuck are you doing?

Fathom Zero
Jun 9th, 2010, 07:13 AM
EjVeu1mZPJo

Good Morning! :)

Kitsa
Jun 9th, 2010, 10:20 AM
Good morning.

I'm having one of those days where I feel too sleepy to function :(

Babs
Jun 9th, 2010, 03:14 PM
Babs, how the fuck are you doing?

I'm doing good, just too god damn busy paying off medical bills. Second job, here I come.

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU WILLIAM!?

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 9th, 2010, 04:47 PM
I AM DOING PRETTY FUCKING GOOD CHAD. What happened with the medical bills?

Kitsa
Jun 9th, 2010, 05:37 PM
probably also posted elsewhere but what the hell

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/bpspillsign.jpg

Esuohlim
Jun 9th, 2010, 06:44 PM
and i stll have no fucking edit button wtf milhouse

Wasn't my decision, chief. Is it teaching you to think twice before posting pictures of cum-faced pre-teens? :x :x :x

Pentegarn
Jun 9th, 2010, 07:19 PM
I think I vaguely remember when that happened

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 9th, 2010, 08:49 PM
It could have been dogs cum though.

Fathom Zero
Jun 9th, 2010, 09:15 PM
I remember when it happened again. And again.

The Leader
Jun 9th, 2010, 09:40 PM
Wasn't it a cartoon?

Babs
Jun 9th, 2010, 10:26 PM
I AM DOING PRETTY FUCKING GOOD CHAD. What happened with the medical bills?

It made itself a dick and broke my ass in 5 different places.

Esuohlim
Jun 10th, 2010, 01:32 AM
Aww yeah niggas 1:30am time to work out to my Billy Blanks tae-bo tapes whut whut

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2010, 01:36 AM
I'm watching my Jillian Michaels finger pointing cds!

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2010, 01:38 AM
http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site210/2009/1104/20091104_045336_do05-jillian2.jpg

Esuohlim
Jun 10th, 2010, 02:14 AM
Oh man are those any good? Are they better than Tony Little's hat w/ fake ponytail attachment tapes?

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/HEALTH/06/13/hln.bio.tony.little/vert.little.jpg

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2010, 02:38 AM
Dude, you have no idea! I can now point at a moments notice and look like I have something seductively important that you want.

Grislygus
Jun 10th, 2010, 02:40 AM
GOD today sucked, jesus jumpfuck

Grislygus
Jun 10th, 2010, 02:40 AM
So who else is online right now







HELLO, MY FELLOW INSOMNIACS

Grislygus
Jun 10th, 2010, 02:46 AM
WELL FUCK YOU TOO, FELLOW INSOMNIACS

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2010, 02:56 AM
Hola!

Grislygus
Jun 10th, 2010, 03:41 AM
COMO ESTAS, MI AMIGO

Chojin
Jun 10th, 2010, 03:54 AM
just chillin brah

dieting

procrastinating

the usual

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2010, 07:19 AM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs311.snc3/28193_427332440906_670255906_5955669_7561182_n.jpg

sup bros

back from my vacation

i went back on a diet after this pic was taken, goal is to drop bodyfat to 8%!

Amen. The Beast is well worth the trip.

I can't figure out why I can't make new friends. I am genuinely interested in their life , but it always comes out wrong. :(

Sorry I couldn't appeal more to a budding sex offender, Daniel, I'll try harder next time.

It's ok, what I wack off to if even worse. :sadclownface


..

kahljorn
Jun 10th, 2010, 07:21 AM
11pm is a little early to be asking for the INSOMNIACS]

thats NORMIE hour, you STUPID normie

Kitsa
Jun 10th, 2010, 08:44 AM
I have an eye appt this morning, then a book signing this evening. Hopefully my eyes un-dilate in time for me to not look like I'm stoned and/or psychotic. One time, one eye un-dilated and the other didn't, and that lasted about 6 hrs :(

Fathom Zero
Jun 10th, 2010, 09:17 AM
STOP THAT, POOB

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2010, 12:36 PM
http://www.regretsy.com/2010/06/07/wtf-alchemy-request-29/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+regretsy+%28Regretsy%29

Grislygus
Jun 10th, 2010, 12:40 PM
11pm is a little early to be asking for the INSOMNIACS]

thats NORMIE hour, you STUPID normie

Bullshit, I posted that at 1:30

I'm fresh as a fuckin daisy right now, so I know I wasn't too drunk to be able to tell what time it was

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2010, 12:47 PM
Jun 9th, 2010, 11:40 PM

Lol you were too drunk

Pentegarn
Jun 10th, 2010, 06:32 PM
[the funniest thing Pub has ever posted]

That last post of yours was the funniest thing I have ever seen you post :lol

Esuohlim
Jun 10th, 2010, 06:35 PM
Hey Pub that means at least .0061% of your posts are funny :eek

Pentegarn
Jun 10th, 2010, 06:45 PM
Statistics!

Fathom Zero
Jun 10th, 2010, 07:22 PM
UxsIGtju1So

Oh man, Frank Booth is dead. :(

Colonel Flagg
Jun 10th, 2010, 09:28 PM
Statistics!

One of the three kinds of lies, preceded by Lies and Damned Lies.

I think Will Rogers said that. :confused

EDIT - teh interweb says it was Mark Twain, which is almost the same thing.

Pentegarn
Jun 10th, 2010, 10:52 PM
One of the three kinds of lies, preceded by Lies and Damned Lies.

I think Will Rogers said that. :confused

EDIT - teh interweb says it was Mark Twain, which is almost the same thing.

23% of people knew that

5% of them like turtles! :lol

Colonel Flagg
Jun 10th, 2010, 11:08 PM
Fire Truck!

Kitsa
Jun 10th, 2010, 11:22 PM
excerrent night, now if I could just get rid of this headache

Guitar Woman
Jun 10th, 2010, 11:50 PM
You guys wanna go to Discovery Zone and do it in the ballpit?

Pentegarn
Jun 10th, 2010, 11:54 PM
Showbiz Pizza Place thinks that's a blast from the past

Dimnos
Jun 11th, 2010, 11:11 AM
Put-put. Behind the windmill.

Fathom Zero
Jun 11th, 2010, 12:41 PM
Tadao, you dig J.G. Thirlwell, yeh?

Tadao
Jun 11th, 2010, 12:49 PM
Can't say that I ever followed him. He's talented and all, but IDK.

Tadao
Jun 11th, 2010, 12:51 PM
PvR-reh8NJc

This is nice

Fathom Zero
Jun 11th, 2010, 03:42 PM
I really like the demented swing stuff. The Gash album is pretty good. I'd check it out, were I you.

Tadao
Jun 11th, 2010, 04:40 PM
I'll have to do that, I don't like the Venture Bro stuff, I like it as an art form, but I never think "Hey I wanna play that on my stereo."

Fathom Zero
Jun 11th, 2010, 04:48 PM
Y'see, I really dig that. Reminds me of spy movie-type stuff. I wouldn't look into his Steroid Maximus stuff, then, perhaps. But when does someone want to blast any score from their stereo?

Tadao
Jun 11th, 2010, 05:26 PM
I'm so burnt out on it from Zorn that I find myself blocking it out. And I used to blast that on my stereo lol

Tadao
Jun 12th, 2010, 05:30 AM
Holy fuck guys!

u1ZGIrNf71Q

Grislygus
Jun 12th, 2010, 05:35 AM
what in the shit

Grislygus
Jun 12th, 2010, 05:37 AM
So, we're the only ones up at the moment. How was your day, Tadao?

Tadao
Jun 12th, 2010, 06:09 AM
i'm about to surrremder to sleep again

Grislygus
Jun 12th, 2010, 06:11 AM
GO, I DON'T NEED YOU ANYWAY

kahljorn
Jun 12th, 2010, 06:20 AM
HELLO

Grislygus
Jun 12th, 2010, 06:21 AM
HERRO

kahljorn
Jun 12th, 2010, 06:26 AM
WHATSUP

Grislygus
Jun 12th, 2010, 06:33 AM
TODAY SUCKED

kahljorn
Jun 12th, 2010, 06:34 AM
HOW COME?

Grislygus
Jun 12th, 2010, 06:36 AM
CENSUS KEEPS CALLING ME BACK TO HELP OUT EVEN THOUGH I'M DONE WORKING FOR THEM, BETWEEN THAT AND MY OTHER JOB I WORKED FROM 10:00 AM TO 8:31 PM AND MY GOD THE IDIOTS IN THE UPPERMOST ECHELONS OF THE CENSUS WERE DESIGNED, SPECIFICALLY, BY GOD TO PISS ME OFF, AND SOMEHOW IN THE MIDST OF ME WORKING NONSTOP TODAY WITHOUT EVEN A CHANCE TO FUCKING EAT SEVEN GODDAMNED PEOPLE HIT ON ME HARD TODAY AND BELIEVE ME I DIDN'T WANT ANY OF IT

kahljorn
Jun 12th, 2010, 06:40 AM
DAMN YOU GOT HIt ON BY SEVEN UglY PEOPLE IN onE DAY?

JESUS CHRIST.

Grislygus
Jun 12th, 2010, 06:42 AM
LET'S SEE, FIRST I HAD THE TWO HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS WHO WOULD NOT STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS AND CHATTING ME UP EVEN THOUGH I HAD A HUGE LINE OF CUSTOMERS BEHIND THEM, THEN THERE WERE THE THREE GAY GUYS I HAD TO INTERVIEW FOR THE CENSUS, AND THEN I GOT PAIRED WITH SOME WOMAN TO HELP HER OUT WITH HER CENSUS ASSIGNMENTS, CARPOOLED WITH HER TO THE ASSIGNMENT AREA AND WORKED WITH HER FROM 6 TO 8:30 WHILE SHE KEPT FINDING REASONS TO PRESS INTO ME WHILE SHE CHAIN SMOKED, PAWED AT MY SHOULDERS, LAUGHED REALLY, REALLY FUCKING HARD AT ANY JOKES I MADE AND PEPPERED EVERY OTHER SENTENCE WITH BABY, SWEETIE AND, IN ONE INSTANCE, "HOT STUFF"... THEN SHE WOULD TALK ABOUT HER HUSBAND'S BUDWEISER FIXATION AND HER SON'S SOCCER PRACTICE

ACTUALLY THAT ONLY MAKES SIX, SO I SUCKED AT MATH TODAY AS WELL

kahljorn
Jun 12th, 2010, 06:46 AM
:lol HOT STUFF

I BET WHAT HAPPENED IS THE THREE GAY DUDES DID THAT SECRET MIRAGE MARtIAL ARt tHINg TO YOU Where it SEEMS LIKe theres AN EXTRA PERSON BUT IN FACT ITS ONLY AN ILLUSION

MAN I HAD A LADY LIKE THAT WHEN I WORKED AT SUBWAY AND HER ANNOYINg SON WORKED THERE TOO ;/ ANYTIME I WALked by her She WOULD LIKE tOUCH ME AND Shit AND I ThINK SHE MIghtve CALLED ME SOME NAMES LIKE SWEET ASS OR SUGAR Tits OR SNUGGLEBUNNY BUT I BLOCKED THEM OUt :(

Grislygus
Jun 12th, 2010, 06:54 AM
I'M NOT ALONE THEN :(


I seem to be a fucking MAGNET for effeminate gay guys, single moms with baggage, and underage girls. The portfolio class I was in had a HORDE of high school girls, and I felt creepy as fuck whenever they would start chatting me up

kahljorn
Jun 12th, 2010, 07:00 AM
FOR SOME REASON ONLY REALLY HOT GIRLS THAT ARE MY AGE ARE intereStED IN Me

LOL OK THATS A LIE BUT I THINK THE OTHER ONES GIVE UP REALLY FAST :( ALTHOUGH THERES thiS ONE GAY DUDE THAT LIKE STALKS ME. MAN THAT REMINDS ME OF THIS OTHER TIME I HAD AN ANTHROPOLOGY CLASS AND THIS OLDer LADY WHO WAS ALL ZANY AND SHIT WAS LIKE SITTING ON HER KNEES IN FRONT OF me foR A WHILE ALL CLOSE I WAS LIKE WHAH? WHILE CLOSING MY LegS AND SHit

AND THIS SAME LADY WHENEVER THE TEACHER WOULD ASK A QUESTION WOULD ALWAYS sAY, "SEDIMENTARY ROCK" LIKE A PARrot

Fathom Zero
Jun 12th, 2010, 07:09 AM
I don't get a lot of the gay guys. Usually the girls that like to wear cat ears and make cute noises. Or chicks that're into vampires. Or the Prom Queen. Ugh.

Grislygus
Jun 12th, 2010, 07:13 AM
Oh yeah, the prom queens just crawl all over you if you let them :rolleyes

kahljorn
Jun 12th, 2010, 07:15 AM
SEDIMENTARY ROCK?

Fathom Zero
Jun 12th, 2010, 07:16 AM
Because they think they're doing you a favor by splaying their legs at you.

Grislygus
Jun 12th, 2010, 07:17 AM
That's a GRISLYGUS rolleyes there pal, that's a far cry from a Rankeri rolleyes

Fathom Zero
Jun 12th, 2010, 07:20 AM
I ain't questioning nothing. And don't cal me pal, friend.

Fathom Zero
Jun 12th, 2010, 08:21 AM
WHAT THE HELL DID EVERYONE JUST FALL ASLEEP ON ME DOESN'T ANYONE GET UP AS EARLY AS ME? GODDAMN IT.

Guitar Woman
Jun 12th, 2010, 08:22 AM
CLICK THE BANNER TO FOLLOW THE LINK TO BAT COUNTRY DOT COM

Chojin
Jun 12th, 2010, 09:51 AM
the wwe gives me the best response images.

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/donttrythis.jpg

Guitar Woman
Jun 12th, 2010, 09:54 AM
I will Sweet Chin Music who I want where I want when I want

Chojin
Jun 12th, 2010, 09:59 AM
http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ortoncrazy.gif

Guitar Woman
Jun 12th, 2010, 10:11 AM
http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4524/1274573824089.jpg

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 12th, 2010, 10:16 AM
AND SOMEHOW IN THE MIDST OF ME WORKING NONSTOP TODAY WITHOUT EVEN A CHANCE TO FUCKING EAT SEVEN GODDAMNED PEOPLE

I read up to that and then had to take a call so it was bugging me for a few minutes because I thought you turned into a canibal.

It made more sense once I checked it again.

Chojin
Jun 12th, 2010, 10:24 AM
http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ortonpron.jpg

Guitar Woman
Jun 12th, 2010, 10:34 AM
Quality chat thread page.

Pub Lover
Jun 12th, 2010, 10:47 AM
Chojin needs a buff friend for some shirtless photos.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 12th, 2010, 11:30 AM
I thought Orton would be the bottom.

Tadao
Jun 12th, 2010, 11:58 AM
Chojin needs a buff friend for some shirtless photos.

:eek :orgasm :wank

Guitar Woman
Jun 12th, 2010, 02:10 PM
ok, so the IRSSI download for windows includes a .bat version of the executable and a "Windows NT Command Script" version

It's like I'm really in 1997 again

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 12th, 2010, 04:04 PM
http://www.latenightmistakes.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/june8_jaislow.jpg

RaNkeri
Jun 12th, 2010, 04:08 PM
Miami Vice, vittu jee

Fathom Zero
Jun 12th, 2010, 04:13 PM
wrestling is the mark of the faggit

Colonel Flagg
Jun 12th, 2010, 08:48 PM
Miami Vice, vittu jee

Told you. ;)

Kitsa
Jun 12th, 2010, 09:56 PM
Back from the air force museum and being knocked on my ass by some benadryl. I took more pics, but I think they moved some of the POW stuff I wanted better views of :( Will put them in the museum thread in a moment.

RaNkeri
Jun 13th, 2010, 07:48 AM
Told you. ;)

Note the difference between "joo" and "jee" ;)

Kitsa
Jun 13th, 2010, 10:09 AM
My mother took this photo during the Versailles (and I know how it's supposed to sound but the locals say VUR-SAILS), Ohio Poultry Days Festival.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/chickenfartcandle.jpg

I don't know why anyone would think of Americans as a tasteless lot.

RaNkeri
Jun 13th, 2010, 10:15 AM
So does the candle fart while it's lit?

Or are they shat out by chickens?

Kitsa
Jun 13th, 2010, 10:31 AM
I have no idea. My mom didn't buy one.

edited to add: http://www.versaillespoultrydays.com/

Colonel Flagg
Jun 13th, 2010, 09:32 PM
I would have bought one, just to say I bought chicken shit. :)

Pub Lover
Jun 14th, 2010, 01:22 AM
Fathom, were you (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3109139/) in Tommy and the Cool Mule (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1273228/)? :eek

kahljorn
Jun 14th, 2010, 03:52 AM
he's famous?

Fathom Zero
Jun 14th, 2010, 07:45 AM
OH SHIT. :eek

Shrubfest
Jun 14th, 2010, 10:39 AM
Oh.
My god.

It even had Hercules in.

Kitsa
Jun 14th, 2010, 10:53 AM
pub once again proves himself a successful googlestalker

Pub Lover
Jun 14th, 2010, 11:13 AM
Google smoogle, I was watching that movie.

Kitsa
Jun 14th, 2010, 11:54 AM
Just the same, I'd ditch the myspace...you have a rep to keep.

captain516
Jun 14th, 2010, 03:15 PM
:lol

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 14th, 2010, 03:28 PM
There is going to be a 1,000 Volt Ghost coming soon. I bought a cigar to celebrate and was smoking it in the bar district here. All these smokers around me got mad and were like "That cigar smoke is terrible! Get it out of my lungs and face! How could you smoke a cigar out here on the street?!?!"

I was like "I don't even smoke cigarettes...you fools some newports aroundme all the time but I don't complain."

Dimnos
Jun 14th, 2010, 04:07 PM
1k volt ghost? From the crazy ex? Or some new broad?

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 14th, 2010, 04:15 PM
new one.

Fathom Zero
Jun 14th, 2010, 04:15 PM
Are "Yays!" in order?

Shrubfest
Jun 14th, 2010, 04:56 PM
1. How long have you been together?

2.Can you finacially support a child?

If these questions are answered satisfactorally, then there can be yays.

Kitsa
Jun 14th, 2010, 05:02 PM
congrats either way!

I was thinking of starting a breeder-friendly thread, now this is just more reason I should do so.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 14th, 2010, 05:06 PM
YAYS are in order.

I can financially support a family.

We have been together since.....January but we've known each other for a while.

I'm excited <: )

I would post in the breeder thread.

Kitsa
Jun 14th, 2010, 05:16 PM
done.

Fathom Zero
Jun 14th, 2010, 05:22 PM
Yays

Dimnos
Jun 14th, 2010, 05:24 PM
Any idea if its a boy or girl yet? Twins maybe? :lol

Pub Lover
Jun 14th, 2010, 05:28 PM
Just the same, I'd ditch the myspace...you have a rep to keep.
The movie has Ice-T as a talking horse. :eek

Pub Lover
Jun 14th, 2010, 05:34 PM
There is going to be a 1,000 Volt Ghost coming soon.
Congratulations. :)

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 14th, 2010, 05:34 PM
Not sure yet. I'm trying to push for Locke Ness Thompson if its a boy though. I kinda want a girl. She wants the name to be neveah which is heaven backwards.....which to me sounds bad. I've already ruled out naming her Gloria hole Thompson.

I really like Cecilia though.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 14th, 2010, 05:34 PM
Thanks Pub :)

One thing is for certain that there will be an Uncle Sam.

Pub Lover
Jun 14th, 2010, 05:35 PM
I was thinking of starting a breeder-friendly thread, now this is just more reason I should do so.

I hope so many people here never have a legitimate reason to post in that thread, myself included. :x

Kitsa
Jun 14th, 2010, 05:38 PM
I want as many intelligent people to breed as possible. Perhaps if you lived in rural Ohio, you would feel the same way.

captain516
Jun 14th, 2010, 05:43 PM
Congratulations 10k. I'm happy for ya

kahljorn
Jun 14th, 2010, 05:55 PM
CONGRATS 10K GHOST! NOT TO RUIN YOUR PARADE BUT HAVE OU CONSIDERED THAT CHILDREN ARE THE END OF YOUR LIFE?
JUST A FRIENDLY WARNING>

OTHER THAN THAT CONGRATS

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 14th, 2010, 05:58 PM
Thank you :)

I did consider that until I saw this
http://www.360plex.com/images/members/4/Image/Pics/fatherhood.jpg

kahljorn
Jun 14th, 2010, 06:06 PM
:lol yea but you have to wait like 7 years for them to get any good at videogames before that its all whining and "CAN YOU DO THIS FOR ME I CANT DO IT" then it will become "I WANT TO PLAY SEVEN MORE HOURS," and "ITS MY TURN RRHOWRHOUWHAOUHDOUAHDOUHAD" whenever he walks into a room. :(

:lol still dude congrats its not all shit

Pub Lover
Jun 15th, 2010, 12:19 AM
I want as many intelligent people to breed as possible.
So do I! :eek Why do you think I don't want most of the people here not to? :x

Pub Lover
Jun 15th, 2010, 12:22 AM
Myself included. :)

Pub Lover
Jun 15th, 2010, 12:25 AM
So do I! :eek Why do you think I don't want most of the people here not to? :x

I think I got my negatives confused there. :confused :dunce >:

Esuohlim
Jun 15th, 2010, 02:12 AM
The voices in my head told me that Seth posted in the Schizophrenia thread :eek

Colonel Flagg
Jun 15th, 2010, 04:29 AM
^^^ at least twice.

Congratulations again, 10K. Us proud Pops' have got to stick together! (Moms' too!)

@Kit - Intelligence can be raised too, it's not all genetics.

Colonel Flagg
Jun 15th, 2010, 04:29 AM
F'in' dblpst

Kitsa
Jun 15th, 2010, 06:27 AM
Well, those of us who are parents, whether intended or unintended, are at the very least honor-bound not to make a total fuckery of it.

Pentegarn
Jun 15th, 2010, 06:40 AM
Well, those of us who are parents, whether intended or unintended, are at the very least honor-bound not to make a total fuckery of it.

You say that, but what of the examples in the bad parent thread?

Khal has a gem of an example posted there

kahljorn
Jun 15th, 2010, 07:17 AM
oh yea :(

god i hate when other people make ME feel like a parent. FUCK THEM.

Kitsa
Jun 15th, 2010, 07:18 AM
Well, I mean those of us who are intelligent enough not to make a fuckery of it are honor-bound to do so.

in other news....


BIG BUTTER / TOUCHDOWN JESUS IS NO MORE!

http://www.kypost.com/dpp/news/region_north_cincinnati/monroe/king-of-kings-statue-destroyed-by-fire1276594072148


Gq01UYiMyHg

MLE
Jun 15th, 2010, 11:56 AM
Hi guys <3

Fathom Zero
Jun 15th, 2010, 11:57 AM
hi mle

MLE
Jun 15th, 2010, 12:00 PM
:D

Fathom Zero
Jun 15th, 2010, 12:05 PM
how u been, gurl?

MLE
Jun 15th, 2010, 12:12 PM
Been pretty good. Been spending my internet time with my two gaming guilds. Lots of fun and drunken-ness :>

Fathom Zero
Jun 15th, 2010, 12:36 PM
Sounds eventful. I've been trying to play MMOs recently, and I think APB might be my fix.

MattJack
Jun 15th, 2010, 01:03 PM
Where all the white women at?

Tadao
Jun 15th, 2010, 01:21 PM
Orange County California unfortunately.

Colonel Flagg
Jun 15th, 2010, 01:26 PM
in other news....


BIG BUTTER / TOUCHDOWN JESUS IS NO MORE!

http://www.kypost.com/dpp/news/region_north_cincinnati/monroe/king-of-kings-statue-destroyed-by-fire1276594072148


Wow. I know an OSU alum who got their photo making the "O-H-I-O" with TDJ as the "H". With all due respect, :lol

Fathom Zero
Jun 15th, 2010, 02:05 PM
oooh crud... i'm all fucked up on rotten apples

Dimnos
Jun 15th, 2010, 03:12 PM
http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/funny-facebook-lolspeak-fai.png

Kitsa
Jun 15th, 2010, 06:34 PM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/omg.jpg

Babs
Jun 15th, 2010, 06:50 PM
Well, I mean those of us who are intelligent enough not to make a fuckery of it are honor-bound to do so.

in other news....


BIG BUTTER / TOUCHDOWN JESUS IS NO MORE!

http://www.kypost.com/dpp/news/region_north_cincinnati/monroe/king-of-kings-statue-destroyed-by-fire1276594072148


Gq01UYiMyHg

It's okay, it was a shitty styrofoam Jesus anyway. It will come back harder and stronger than before. Prepare for it's second coming.

Fathom Zero
Jun 15th, 2010, 09:04 PM
Can someone find me a copy of Radirgy for less than $40?

No?

Fuck.

kahljorn
Jun 15th, 2010, 09:29 PM
i might start playing wow again :9

lol what the fuck is APB? their website has like no information :( n/m found a video looks kinda weird :O

MLE
Jun 15th, 2010, 10:23 PM
I think it's gonna tank pretty hard.

Fathom Zero
Jun 15th, 2010, 10:26 PM
It's looking that way. Especially with this beta or whatever. Though, it is a beta.

I still like using a car in an MMO. It's so much fun hitting people.

MLE
Jun 15th, 2010, 10:29 PM
I like large economies that are fairly stable and predictable. I also like multiple ways of creating an income, and I like player stores instead of one magical tradepost.

Fathom Zero
Jun 15th, 2010, 10:32 PM
I LIKE EVE ONLINE

>:

I really do.

kahljorn
Jun 16th, 2010, 03:13 AM
eve online seems pretty interesting but too commicated for me to get into :(

MLE
Jun 16th, 2010, 03:33 AM
Commicated?

Kitsa
Jun 16th, 2010, 07:55 AM
It's okay, it was a shitty styrofoam Jesus anyway. It will come back harder and stronger than before. Prepare for it's second coming.

I think for a community of professed Christians, it's pretty strange that they seem to be blatantly ignoring what in the old days would be taken for a 100% accurate smackdown from God. Didn't Moses burn the golden Calf? For the religiously inclined, conversions were had and cathedrals built over less.

Let's recap.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/jesusfire.jpg

If I were that religion, which I'm not, I think I'd take it as a manifestation of Divine Preference and leave well enough alone. From what I understand, however, they're talking about rebuilding it.

6-story flammable statue with a steel frame getting hit by lightning as an eventuality of nature? Also possible.

Burning styrofoam gives off cyanide gas. Discuss!

kahljorn
Jun 16th, 2010, 08:09 AM
:lol

commicated is a silly way to say complicated :(

Darryl
Jun 16th, 2010, 08:45 AM
EVE is pretty complicated, but it's fun. A lot of people have two accounts and play two characters simultaneously, running two instances of the game on their machine. But it's a lot of work, and I can't justify spending the time (and money) on it...

It's definitely worth checking out the the trial. Every time my ship warped, I got a warm fuzzy feeling :) (which is a lot of the travelling in the game)

k0k0
Jun 16th, 2010, 09:36 AM
I never got into Eve online. I actually haven't gotten really into an mmorpg for more than 6 months since I played the original everquest for 3 years. I really want an mmo to play. If the pre-cu Starwars Galaxies was still going I'd be there..I miss my Wookiee named Danny Glover, mayor of Smiley Town. Oh how the starwars nerds hated my town...they made all kinds of polls on getting rid of it because it "destroyed the ambiance of the starwars universe" to have a place called Smiley Town on the map. People sent raids to the town to fuck with it but we had a good defensive army, so no harm done. I miss old swg.

Dimnos
Jun 16th, 2010, 12:00 PM
A friend of mine had a city named "The Dallas Cowboys" hoping it would piss a bunch of people off. Never happened though. :\

Dimnos
Jun 16th, 2010, 12:02 PM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/jesusfire.jpg



:lol


Burning styrofoam gives off cyanide gas. Discuss!

God works in mysterious ways.

Babs
Jun 16th, 2010, 03:01 PM
Fuck that poser and his INRI hanging halfway out of the water.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 16th, 2010, 03:38 PM
A friend of mine had a city named "The Dallas Cowboys" hoping it would piss a bunch of people off. Never happened though. :\


Your friend just got his wish >:

Dimnos
Jun 16th, 2010, 04:05 PM
:lol

Dixie
Jun 16th, 2010, 04:56 PM
my boyfriend and i hung out with seth on sunday night and we had fun :)

Kitsa
Jun 16th, 2010, 05:21 PM
Sort of related sort of unrelated to Big Flammable Jesus...

1) I think I read somewhere that Jim Caviezel or whatever his name is was struck by lightning while he was on the cross in that Jesus beatdown movie.

2) We were once chased by members of that church. I dont want to go into specifics.

Dimnos
Jun 16th, 2010, 05:28 PM
2) We were once chased by members of that church. I dont want to go into specifics.

Oh but you have to now. :lol

Kitsa
Jun 16th, 2010, 06:21 PM
In retrospect, we were trespassing on their grounds. They could have been more hospitable, true.

Not far from the church complex is a sort of fortress, in the woods. Not sure what it is, but it has guard towers and looks somewhat like the Branch Davidian compound. We didn't know if it was part of their complex, and we were investigating to see if it had anything identifying it as part of the church, just to satisfy our own curiosity. It was creepy and weird.

We were run off the property by menacing parishoners in trucks. We weren't 100% sure we were on the property, but apparently we were.

I have a friend who went to a service there and she said the inside of the church is like a mall, with escalators and coffee shops.

Tadao
Jun 16th, 2010, 09:10 PM
my boyfriend and i hung out with seth on sunday night and we had fun :)

Yeah, but how was the sex?

The Leader
Jun 16th, 2010, 09:27 PM
Intellectual.

Kitsa
Jun 16th, 2010, 10:11 PM
"Sexy Squishy Peach Butt Cell Phone Strap (http://www.strapya-world.com/categories/12_3202_5108.html)".

Fathom Zero
Jun 16th, 2010, 10:29 PM
Intellectual.

:lol

Esuohlim
Jun 16th, 2010, 10:37 PM
Kitsa do you like titties

You seem like the type of person who would like titties

kahljorn
Jun 16th, 2010, 11:42 PM
there's still private swg servers that are pre-cu or whatever :(

Fathom Zero
Jun 16th, 2010, 11:47 PM
sushi meat, peaches, and guacamole

Esuohlim
Jun 17th, 2010, 02:14 AM
big ol' titties

Kitsa
Jun 17th, 2010, 05:53 AM
more trouble than they're worth, milhouse, more trouble than they're worth.

Dimnos
Jun 17th, 2010, 11:56 AM
I think that depends on the titties. Some are worth more than others.

kahljorn
Jun 17th, 2010, 04:26 PM
TITTTIES NEVER GOT ME IN TROUBLE >:

Kitsa
Jun 17th, 2010, 05:57 PM
well, speaking strictly from experience, it's more fun to admire them from afar than it is to have them. Especially big ones.

Sam
Jun 18th, 2010, 01:19 AM
I think that depends on the titties. Some are worth more than others.

THIS IS TRUTH.

kahljorn
Jun 18th, 2010, 03:01 AM
YOU JUST ARENT USING THEM RIGHT >:

k0k0
Jun 18th, 2010, 01:46 PM
I like girls with flatter chests a lot of the time. I don't know why everyone is gung ho on tits.

Fathom Zero
Jun 18th, 2010, 01:50 PM
That's like being a criminal.

You're a criminal.

Fathom Zero
Jun 18th, 2010, 01:51 PM
srsly wtf is wrong with you

Esuohlim
Jun 18th, 2010, 02:19 PM
k0k0 are you some sort of faggot (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showpost.php?p=663512&postcount=37) or something, christ >: >: