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Esuohlim
Aug 1st, 2005, 03:17 AM
PAGE BREAK

AKA OFFICIAL POST #10,000 BUT THINGS GOT FUCKED UP IN THIS THREAD SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE >:

Esuohlim
Aug 1st, 2005, 03:19 AM
I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN POST 10,000 ANYWAY SINCE I GOT POST 5,000 AND IT'S FAIR THAT WAY >:

Pub Lover
Aug 1st, 2005, 01:29 PM
Hooray!

HickMan
Aug 1st, 2005, 01:31 PM
I WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND GET THE BALL ROLLING YOU FAGS

Pub Lover
Aug 1st, 2005, 01:33 PM
Track 11 now. Track 10 was really fun I guess IN CASE YOU WERE INTERESTED >: PUB LOVER >:
I was asleep. :(

Pub Lover
Aug 1st, 2005, 01:35 PM
I WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND GET THE BALL ROLLING YOU FAGS
Congrats. :rolleyes

Get a hair cut. >:

Pub Lover
Aug 1st, 2005, 01:36 PM
How does Pub Lover do this for five straight pages sometimes? :(
I have ADHD. :(

Guitar Woman
Aug 1st, 2005, 01:58 PM
Post 10,000! Good job Esuohlim :picklehat

Guitar Woman
Aug 1st, 2005, 01:59 PM
And everyone else :/

HickMan
Aug 1st, 2005, 02:05 PM
I'M GETTING A LITTLE TRIM TODAY YOU DICK

Pub Lover
Aug 1st, 2005, 02:38 PM
And everyone else :/
Thank you. ;(

Pub Lover
Aug 1st, 2005, 02:40 PM
I'M GETTING A LITTLE TRIM TODAY YOU DICK
When did you get so angry? :(

HickMan
Aug 1st, 2005, 02:50 PM
I'm never angry :( <8

Pub Lover
Aug 1st, 2005, 02:55 PM
That was your 4000. :)

Mr. Vagiclean
Aug 1st, 2005, 02:58 PM
i MISSED this

EisigerBiskuit
Aug 1st, 2005, 02:58 PM
http://www.ozjett.com/Layer%20Streamers.gif

Pub Lover
Aug 1st, 2005, 02:58 PM
I've got 1034 to go. :(

Pub Lover
Aug 1st, 2005, 03:00 PM
It would take me seventeen hours nonstop posting to catch up. :(

Pub Lover
Aug 1st, 2005, 03:03 PM
I'd be banned long before I got that far. :(

Mad Melvin
Aug 1st, 2005, 03:43 PM
Fuck yeah guys I got a fuckin' job!! Im starting 7am tomorrow morning. :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Pub Lover
Aug 1st, 2005, 03:52 PM
Doing what?

Sam
Aug 1st, 2005, 04:06 PM
Guys today is Drumming4buddha and mine 1 year anniversary. :eek

Sam
Aug 1st, 2005, 04:08 PM
Isn't that cool and crazy. :eek

nothing4buddha
Aug 1st, 2005, 04:10 PM
awwe :love

Pub Lover
Aug 1st, 2005, 04:30 PM
Baby pictures. :rolleyes

Pub Lover
Aug 1st, 2005, 04:31 PM
Page Brak

Mad Melvin
Aug 1st, 2005, 04:43 PM
Doing what?

Making roof trusses. Not a very interesting job, but I'll be getting 1300 euros a month. Which is nice.

Esuohlim
Aug 1st, 2005, 04:44 PM
drumming4buddha is a q t :(

HickMan
Aug 1st, 2005, 06:16 PM
HOW LONG HAS YOU AND MILHOUSE GONE OUT PUB?

Emu
Aug 1st, 2005, 07:51 PM
drumming4buddha is a q t :(

a what? :(

MetalMilitia
Aug 1st, 2005, 08:03 PM
cutey?

HickMan
Aug 1st, 2005, 08:10 PM
cutie?

MetalMilitia
Aug 1st, 2005, 08:53 PM
thats the one

HickMan
Aug 1st, 2005, 11:00 PM
stupid

Esuohlim
Aug 1st, 2005, 11:50 PM
GODAMNTI >:

Sam
Aug 2nd, 2005, 12:20 AM
JESUS CHIRST

nothing4buddha
Aug 2nd, 2005, 02:29 AM
FUCK

Marc Summers
Aug 2nd, 2005, 06:44 AM
WHAAAAT

I didn't visit all day and good ol' Esuohlim goes and pulls the "I'm going to post x50 and make the 10000th post" while I was gone

I was SO looking forward to it, but I guess I get excited about anything these days...the soulcrushing boredom of home is not a forgiving mistress and trust me I know TONS of mistresses AM I RIGHT GUYS?!!??!

GODDAMNIT >:

fungusamongus
Aug 2nd, 2005, 07:00 AM
i was supposed to take a picture of myself with an angry face and post the picture here, but i couldn't find the camera >:

Pub Lover
Aug 2nd, 2005, 12:24 PM
Making roof trusses. Not a very interesting job, but I'll be getting 1300 euros a month. Which is nice.
Yeah, paying the bills would be nice. :(

Pub Lover
Aug 2nd, 2005, 12:26 PM
HOW LONG HAS YOU AND MILHOUSE GONE OUT PUB?
Too long to be happy. :(

Pub Lover
Aug 2nd, 2005, 12:27 PM
drumming4buddha is a q t :(
You're always looking at other women. :tear

but she is a cutie. >:

Pub Lover
Aug 2nd, 2005, 12:30 PM
i was supposed to take a picture of myself with an angry face and post the picture here, but i couldn't find the camera >:
We should all do that for a few pages. :)

Nothing but angry faces. :)

Except Esuohlim who doesn't photograph. >:

fungusamongus
Aug 2nd, 2005, 12:32 PM
i don't know about that. i'm kinda ugly so i might be banned :(

Pub Lover
Aug 2nd, 2005, 01:55 PM
If people got banned for being ugly, this thread would be three pages long of Chojin, Jin, GW, D4B, & Sadie having a kissing fit. :(

Pub Lover
Aug 2nd, 2005, 01:58 PM
That would be a great thread. :(

fungusamongus
Aug 2nd, 2005, 02:02 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/bongofever/49c030d4.jpg

i think mirrors like me more than cameras :(

Pub Lover
Aug 2nd, 2005, 02:09 PM
That's a scary angry face. :chatter

fungusamongus
Aug 2nd, 2005, 02:10 PM
that's probably because i was actually angry

fungusamongus
Aug 2nd, 2005, 02:15 PM
or probably not :(

Pub Lover
Aug 2nd, 2005, 02:16 PM
Is all that vinyl yours? I wouldn't be angry with all that. Why were you angry?

Pub Lover
Aug 2nd, 2005, 02:17 PM
Blasted Page Breaks. >:

fungusamongus
Aug 2nd, 2005, 02:19 PM
those are my dads vinyls. i wish they were mine :( i was angry about dog related issues

Pub Lover
Aug 2nd, 2005, 02:27 PM
Are they all Finnish stuff?

You have relatives that are dogs?

Mad Melvin
Aug 2nd, 2005, 02:32 PM
im so buying a digital camera on friday. my first paycheck.

fungusamongus
Aug 2nd, 2005, 02:34 PM
Are they all Finnish stuff?

most aren't

and also haha good one

Pub Lover
Aug 2nd, 2005, 02:40 PM
Maybe later you can make fun of my Finnish speaking prowess. :(

fungusamongus
Aug 2nd, 2005, 02:43 PM
prowess

i had to look that word up on dictionary.reference.com :(

Pub Lover
Aug 2nd, 2005, 02:54 PM
I had to check my spelling of it there also. :(

fungusamongus
Aug 2nd, 2005, 02:56 PM
dictionary.reference.com is awesome :(

fungusamongus
Aug 2nd, 2005, 02:58 PM
is that legions of might good? i thought about trying it :(

Pub Lover
Aug 2nd, 2005, 03:05 PM
LoM was fun when AChimp updated it regularly & there was more than just me playing. It was geeky fun that kinda sucked. Now it just sucks. :(

Pub Lover
Aug 2nd, 2005, 03:07 PM
dictionary.reference.com is awesome :(
Checking my spelling there gives me a bigger window to decide not to post in. I post too much. :(

fungusamongus
Aug 2nd, 2005, 03:12 PM
i registered to legions of might. my name is ex lion tamer :(

fungusamongus
Aug 2nd, 2005, 03:16 PM
it's a wire song :(

Pub Lover
Aug 2nd, 2005, 03:18 PM
Wow, you really did. :eek

Pub Lover
Aug 2nd, 2005, 03:22 PM
Be sure to PM AChimp when you get bored with the game, he loves hearing stuff like that.

Plus throw in something about his old satire site & crazy girlfriends (gfs).

Pub Lover
Aug 2nd, 2005, 03:24 PM
I'm now feeling guilty that I mentioned that damn site now. :(

fungusamongus
Aug 2nd, 2005, 03:26 PM
:lol

i think it's a good time to go to the shower guys. all these sad faces are making me sweaty :x

Pub Lover
Aug 2nd, 2005, 03:27 PM
I just see Fungus posting an angry face picture of himself with a caption about me. :(

Pub Lover
Aug 2nd, 2005, 03:54 PM
Pub's Post #2997

Pub Lover
Aug 2nd, 2005, 03:55 PM
Pub's Post #2998

Pub Lover
Aug 2nd, 2005, 03:56 PM
Pub's Post #2999

Pub Lover
Aug 2nd, 2005, 03:57 PM
Pub's Post #3000 >:

Pub Lover
Aug 2nd, 2005, 04:01 PM
I don't know when my postcount whoring changed from being a joke to me actually caring if I had more than someone else. :(


Ziggytrix! >:

Pub Lover
Aug 2nd, 2005, 04:02 PM
Page Break

Blake Stamper
Aug 2nd, 2005, 04:30 PM
It's nice to see FREEDOM OF SPEECH has been executed in over 400 pages. Praise USA.

Pub Lover
Aug 2nd, 2005, 04:43 PM
Er... Yeah!

MetalMilitia
Aug 2nd, 2005, 07:14 PM
I wish this page was broken so i could say 404 page not found. >:

HickMan
Aug 2nd, 2005, 07:39 PM
You're stupid >:

MetalMilitia
Aug 2nd, 2005, 07:44 PM
uhh NO. A "404 page not found" joke would be the hight of intelligence and wit.

HickMan
Aug 2nd, 2005, 08:25 PM
NO

MetalMilitia
Aug 2nd, 2005, 08:27 PM
Whatever. >:

Bieng the formost authority on both intelligence AND wit i can assure i was right.




















:(

HickMan
Aug 2nd, 2005, 08:27 PM
NO

Mr. Vagiclean
Aug 2nd, 2005, 11:06 PM
what the hell is going on? this thead needs to be STOPPED

Marc Summers
Aug 3rd, 2005, 04:59 AM
You posted that just so you could have 1337 posts didnt you?!?!
You should be ashamed >:

HickMan
Aug 3rd, 2005, 12:23 PM
shutup

Pub Lover
Aug 3rd, 2005, 12:29 PM
I wish this page was broken so i could say 404 page not found. >:
I thought of that joke when I started this page. I decided it wasn't funny, & passed the word around to the vets. Obviously you're not a vet yet, so shut up.

Esuohlim
Aug 3rd, 2005, 01:15 PM
Page 420 should be pictures of weed only haha right? :picklehat

MetalMilitia
Aug 3rd, 2005, 01:20 PM
you stole my joke before i even thought of it >:

HickMan
Aug 3rd, 2005, 01:32 PM
shutup

MetalMilitia
Aug 3rd, 2005, 01:41 PM
I think that Chuck Norris avatar is going to your head man.

Pub Lover
Aug 3rd, 2005, 01:56 PM
Page 420 should be pictures of weed only haha right? :picklehat
Joke Copyrighted by MetalMilitia 2005

HickMan
Aug 3rd, 2005, 02:51 PM
I politely asked MetalMelitia if he wanted to guest star on WFYB and guess what he responded with?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/B0002SCZLM.jpg
I was just asking you jerk >:

Pub Lover
Aug 3rd, 2005, 03:14 PM
I want Lacey Chabert & Jennifer Love Hewitt to have a baby together. :(


:orgasm

Emu
Aug 3rd, 2005, 04:04 PM
i wish lindsay lohan's boobs would come back :(

Pub Lover
Aug 3rd, 2005, 04:29 PM
I wish the rest of Lindsay Lohan would go away.

Pub Lover
Aug 3rd, 2005, 04:31 PM
I don't get why she's popular.

Pub Lover
Aug 3rd, 2005, 04:32 PM
I think I hate young people.

Pub Lover
Aug 3rd, 2005, 04:34 PM
I also hate every post I've made in the last week. >:

Pub Lover
Aug 3rd, 2005, 04:36 PM
Page bloody Break

HickMan
Aug 3rd, 2005, 05:52 PM
I <8 u

Esuohlim
Aug 3rd, 2005, 06:07 PM
WHERE THE HELL DID WILLIE GO TO WHY IS HE QUITING INTERNETS? >:

kellychaos
Aug 3rd, 2005, 06:09 PM
http://www.shewasblind.org/lever/walker.jpg

Krythor
Aug 3rd, 2005, 06:33 PM
Oh, he quits the internet every other Monday.

HickMan
Aug 4th, 2005, 11:12 AM
We need a new post in this thread.



There you guys go!

Pub Lover
Aug 4th, 2005, 12:41 PM
Chortle.

Mad Melvin
Aug 4th, 2005, 01:24 PM
I'm happy today. I have a job, some beer and soon I'll have some money. Life is good at the moment. :)

Pub Lover
Aug 4th, 2005, 01:58 PM
Those are almost all the things I want out of life. :(

Pub Lover
Aug 4th, 2005, 02:00 PM
A warm place to sleep would be the final addition to my wish list. :(

Pub Lover
Aug 4th, 2005, 02:03 PM
Hey guys I just found a new website!

http://www.elserpento.com/

Pub Lover
Aug 4th, 2005, 02:04 PM
It's awesome! :)

Pub Lover
Aug 4th, 2005, 02:07 PM
:rolleyes

Pub Lover
Aug 4th, 2005, 02:09 PM
Why can't El Matematico not wear cut-offs just once? :/

Pub Lover
Aug 4th, 2005, 02:12 PM
I often think I'm alone in finding I-Mockery funny. :(

Pub Lover
Aug 4th, 2005, 02:13 PM
If you don't find the site funny, why post on the forums? >:

Pub Lover
Aug 4th, 2005, 02:16 PM
Yeah, the community is good, I guess. :(

Pub Lover
Aug 4th, 2005, 02:24 PM
No, I don't think he's a faggot. :(

Pub Lover
Aug 4th, 2005, 02:27 PM
So what? It's just a colour.

Pub Lover
Aug 4th, 2005, 02:29 PM
OF COURSE I WOULDN'T WEAR IT! I'M NOT A FAG! >:



:rolleyes

Pub Lover
Aug 4th, 2005, 02:31 PM
Fine. I am a fag. ;(

Esuohlim
Aug 4th, 2005, 05:06 PM
I-Mockery is great I've been a fan since the first choose your own adventure story you know about dissecting the frog but I don't know what happened to the guy who can't draw comics but yeah I like I-Mockery so shut up >:

Pub Lover
Aug 4th, 2005, 05:17 PM
You been talking to Riddles too? :eek

Pub Lover
Aug 4th, 2005, 05:23 PM
The first article I ever read was Killing Joke's "Behold The Evils Of Cheese"

So I'm only here because I'm a stupid Vegan. :(

Pub Lover
Aug 4th, 2005, 05:27 PM
Hmm, I'd forgotten some of the great stuff on I-Mockery. I wish I had the time to reread them all. :(

Pub Lover
Aug 4th, 2005, 05:28 PM
Page Brak

HickMan
Aug 4th, 2005, 08:24 PM
I saw the best movie ever last night it's called Invasion U.S.A. and it has Chuck Norris

Esuohlim
Aug 4th, 2005, 08:52 PM
Is it better than Forced Vengeance?

Starring Chuck Norris >:

Esuohlim
Aug 4th, 2005, 10:15 PM
YOU KNOW WHO I MISS, ARTIFICIALBRANDON. WHERE HAS HE BEEN I DON'T THINK I'VE SEEN HIM SINCE LIQUIDSTATIK'S CAEKS.COM BOARDS :(

Pub Lover
Aug 5th, 2005, 11:03 AM
I think he changed his board name & then got a real life. :(

Esuohlim
Aug 5th, 2005, 03:04 PM
F HIM

Pub Lover
Aug 5th, 2005, 03:06 PM
Yeah. :/

Mad Melvin
Aug 5th, 2005, 03:11 PM
I saw the best movie ever last night it's called Invasion U.S.A. and it has Chuck Norris

I went to buy some DVDs today and I saw that movie on the shelve. The DVD cover was a piece of art I kid you not.

Pub Lover
Aug 5th, 2005, 03:16 PM
I switch off the tv when Walker Texas Ranger comes on.

Pub Lover
Aug 5th, 2005, 03:17 PM
J/K

Pub Lover
Aug 5th, 2005, 03:18 PM
I never turn the tv off. :rolleyes

Pub Lover
Aug 5th, 2005, 03:19 PM
I watch the Discovery Channel. All day.

Pub Lover
Aug 5th, 2005, 03:21 PM
What the hell was up with the Shark Week Special of Mythbusters? >:

Pub Lover
Aug 5th, 2005, 03:22 PM
I was all trying to think about busting the myths of the movie Jaws, & they were all waving boobies at me. >:

Pub Lover
Aug 5th, 2005, 03:24 PM
Female co-hosts are great for porn, but I want my pseudo-science presented by bearded guys that like blowing shit up. >:

fungusamongus
Aug 5th, 2005, 03:24 PM
i like boobies :(

fungusamongus
Aug 5th, 2005, 03:27 PM
i think the guys in mythbusters are gay :(

Pub Lover
Aug 5th, 2005, 03:35 PM
Yeah, you wish.

Pub Lover
Aug 5th, 2005, 03:39 PM
i like boobies :(
They are great, but they should be rationed. That's why women only get two, or they would explode from the fun. >:

Esuohlim
Aug 5th, 2005, 03:56 PM
TEN THOUSAND POSTS :(

Esuohlim
Aug 5th, 2005, 03:57 PM
Willie's changing thread titles from the dead I see :(

Esuohlim
Aug 5th, 2005, 04:00 PM
lol Discovery channel, you nerds :(

Pub Lover
Aug 5th, 2005, 04:01 PM
lol I'm listening to They Might Be Giants right now. :nerd

Pub Lover
Aug 5th, 2005, 04:02 PM
TEN THOUSAND POSTS :(
The next worthwhile goal is one hundred thousand now. >(

Esuohlim
Aug 5th, 2005, 04:06 PM
The internet will be extinct before then probably ;(

Pub Lover
Aug 5th, 2005, 04:06 PM
Edit: Page Break >:

Esuohlim
Aug 5th, 2005, 04:07 PM
PAG BRK

Esuohlim
Aug 5th, 2005, 04:08 PM
lol "one milliard posts"

Esuohlim
Aug 5th, 2005, 04:08 PM
I don't want a post count of 500,000 that would suck

Pub Lover
Aug 5th, 2005, 04:11 PM
I think it would be cool to reach one milliard posts, but it would take me & Esuohlim posting nonstop for a year to reach that number. :(

Edit: No, it would take closer to a thousand years. :(

Esuohlim
Aug 5th, 2005, 04:12 PM
Yeah but we could cut it down to maybe 150 years if post flood filter wasn't on. >:

Esuohlim
Aug 5th, 2005, 04:13 PM
And if we didn't have to sleep and go to the bathroom and stuff :(

Pub Lover
Aug 5th, 2005, 04:14 PM
I don't want a post count of 500,000 that would suck
Yeah, that would be nerdy. :(

Esuohlim
Aug 5th, 2005, 04:15 PM
I wouldn't be respected by newbs like I am now. They'd laugh at me :tear

Pub Lover
Aug 5th, 2005, 04:18 PM
After 150 years there wouldn't be many vets left. :x

I think it's a bad plan unless we can convince a few thousand other people to give us a hand.

Pub Lover
Aug 5th, 2005, 04:20 PM
Oh no, it's all too slow at my end. >:

Esuohlim
Aug 5th, 2005, 04:21 PM
I think this plan isn't going to take off :(

Pub Lover
Aug 5th, 2005, 04:22 PM
Now this thread has reached 10,000 it should be locked & put in thread backups. That would stop my postcount dead in it's tracks. :)

Pub Lover
Aug 5th, 2005, 04:28 PM
Yeah.

Esuohlim
Aug 5th, 2005, 04:32 PM
Now this thread has reached 10,000 it should be locked & put in thread backups. That would stop my postcount dead in it's tracks. :)

Getting banned worked in the past too. :(

Esuohlim
Aug 5th, 2005, 04:33 PM
Did you know that our postcounts combined are higher than this thread? :( :( :(

Pub Lover
Aug 5th, 2005, 04:44 PM
Getting banned worked in the past too. :(
Oh Snap! :(

Pub Lover
Aug 5th, 2005, 04:45 PM
Did you know that our postcounts combined are higher than this thread? :( :( :(
I had done that calculation, yeah. :nerd :(

Pub Lover
Aug 5th, 2005, 05:04 PM
Anyway, I'm the 24th person you'd be wanting to add postcounts with.

Pub Lover
Aug 5th, 2005, 05:05 PM
Unless I post four more time & pass Saad for 23rd...

Esuohlim
Aug 5th, 2005, 06:06 PM
Shit I'm catching up to Rongi fast. I wish he'd post more so I won't have to be King Loser again :(

Esuohlim
Aug 5th, 2005, 07:41 PM
Your butt is "something you don't show to people." This is according to Mr. Bear, who is old and eating dinner.

fungusamongus
Aug 5th, 2005, 07:52 PM
Technically, I am a geek, not a nerd, as I did not excel at all studies but mainly technical ones

HickMan
Aug 5th, 2005, 11:47 PM
Fag

HickMan
Aug 6th, 2005, 12:18 AM
Is it better than Forced Vengeance?

Starring Chuck Norris >:

I haven't seen Forced Vengeance! You should watch Invasion USA and I'll watch Forced Vengence and give our opinions on them!


The cover is a real peice of art too!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005O06W.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

fungusamongus
Aug 6th, 2005, 06:31 AM
page break

Pub Lover
Aug 6th, 2005, 10:34 AM
Another day, another page. :(

Emu
Aug 6th, 2005, 11:30 AM
C'est la vie. :(

Pub Lover
Aug 6th, 2005, 11:42 AM
A lot of frogs in Illinois?

Pub Lover
Aug 6th, 2005, 11:44 AM
By 'frogs' I mean 'The French'. :rolleyes

fungusamongus
Aug 6th, 2005, 12:20 PM
i think marine doesn't have a computer and he has to go to the library to use one

Pub Lover
Aug 6th, 2005, 12:27 PM
All the better for us.

Pub Lover
Aug 6th, 2005, 12:29 PM
Don't library computers use filters? I-Mockery is Adult Humour.

Emu
Aug 6th, 2005, 01:32 PM
A lot of frogs in Illinois?

There were a long time ago. All of the roads in the larger cities have French names. :(

Pub Lover
Aug 6th, 2005, 01:57 PM
They were chased out? :)

Pub Lover
Aug 6th, 2005, 01:59 PM
I'd still rather live in Wisconsin, unless you've got a tie-breaker for Illinois.

Esuohlim
Aug 6th, 2005, 11:36 PM
I MADE A SEXY NEW JESSICA ALBA AVATAR FOR PUBE LOVER HERE

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/698/alba3nu.gif

GADZOOKS
Aug 6th, 2005, 11:37 PM
OK GANG , HERE'S THE LATEST DIRT!

http://www.heathersanimations.com/dogs/dogdig.gif

You're all invited to the hippest message board around! The OFFICAL F*ck You B*tch: The Message Board. No more foolin around this is the permanent one (WITH GOLD COMMUNITY BENEFITS :lol)

http://p097.ezboard.com/bfuckyoubitchthemessageboard

It promises to be the best message board around. I mean where else :rolleyes

P.S: MetalMilitia you are banned for being a wimp :lol

Esuohlim
Aug 6th, 2005, 11:41 PM
when did you become fuck you butch spokesman >:

GADZOOKS
Aug 6th, 2005, 11:51 PM
It's b*tch now get it right or pay the price.

Jixby refuses to login to I-Mockery so I handle stuff here.

and I am an administrator there, so suck on that you big bully >:

Esuohlim
Aug 7th, 2005, 12:30 AM
That's it, just for that I'm actually going to register there >:

Esuohlim
Aug 7th, 2005, 01:30 AM
There see, what now >:

HickMan
Aug 7th, 2005, 01:37 AM
Huh?

GADZOOKS
Aug 7th, 2005, 01:47 AM
There see, what now >:

I thought you already had an ezboard account :rolleyes

ScruU2wice
Aug 7th, 2005, 01:55 AM
when did this thread get 400 pages?

GADZOOKS
Aug 7th, 2005, 02:00 AM
August 1, 2005

Esuohlim
Aug 7th, 2005, 02:34 AM
I thought you already had an ezboard account :rolleyes

Yeah I made a local one for ASMB, but now I made a global one to eliminate hassles and whatnot >:

GADZOOKS
Aug 7th, 2005, 03:05 AM
I WAS REFERING TO THE ONE FROM YOU'RE NOT INVITED!

Esuohlim
Aug 7th, 2005, 03:38 AM
LOCAL ACCOUNT THERE TOO. :(

So from now on when you people make ezboards that gets posts for a week or two in the future, I won't have to re-register anymore. >:

GADZOOKS
Aug 7th, 2005, 03:54 AM
I ASSURE YOU THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

Esuohlim
Aug 7th, 2005, 03:57 AM
GIVE ME THE PASSWORD TO THE KING'S CASTLE AND I'LL SEE TO IT THAT IT WON'T >: >:

Esuohlim
Aug 7th, 2005, 03:58 AM
Seriously you talk about me in there i know it >:

GADZOOKS
Aug 7th, 2005, 04:35 AM
Try "Open Seasme" :lol

Pub Lover
Aug 7th, 2005, 09:02 AM
I MADE A SEXY NEW JESSICA ALBA AVATAR FOR PUBE LOVER HERE

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/698/alba3nu.gif
Yay! :)

Thanks. ;)

Pub Lover
Aug 7th, 2005, 10:56 AM
That makes me look like I have three breasts! :eek :totalrecall

Pub Lover
Aug 7th, 2005, 12:03 PM
:orgasm

HickMan
Aug 7th, 2005, 08:48 PM
mars

Esuohlim
Aug 7th, 2005, 11:00 PM
HICKMAN WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR CHUCK NORRIS AVATAR TO LOOK LIKE IT HAS THREE BOOBS AS WELL??

HickMan
Aug 7th, 2005, 11:44 PM
YES I WOULD ENJOY HAVING ONE OF THOSE IT'D BE COOL

GADZOOKS
Aug 7th, 2005, 11:46 PM
Here's your three boobs

http://extremecatholic.blogspot.com/images/three-stooges.jpg

Esuohlim
Aug 8th, 2005, 03:03 AM
I HAVE A FAVOR TO ASK OF SOMEONE I WILL GIVE THREE GOLD DUBLOONS FOR YOUR HELP (THIS ONE'S FOR RONGI PROBABLY)

Since I've gotten into FZ finally I'm afraid of spending money on albums. Usually because I have no idea what's a compilation and what isn't (since there's so many albums and songs will sometimes be featured on another album that isn't a compilation album and fuck it gets so confusing goddamnit >:). SO HERE'S MY REQUEST: Please make a list of all the normal albums that are in no way compilations at all in any way and I'll have sex with you Internettally (only if you're a girl if you're a guy, I don't know, we'll go to a demolition derby or something :/ If you're Rongi we can talk about FZ some more).

THIS IS MUCH APPRECIATED >:

Gurlugon
Aug 8th, 2005, 04:54 AM
huh

well uncle meat and hot rats are go for "not being compilations"

two down and only what like some number in the mid-30s to go

Pub Lover
Aug 8th, 2005, 12:54 PM
The internet needs an IMDB where the M stands for music. :(

ziggytrix
Aug 8th, 2005, 01:49 PM
check out CDDB.com (aka gracenote) or freedb.org

Pub Lover
Aug 8th, 2005, 02:24 PM
Thank You, Ziggy. :)

ziggytrix
Aug 8th, 2005, 03:49 PM
you are very welcome :)

GADZOOKS
Aug 8th, 2005, 04:25 PM
allmusic.com

Pub Lover
Aug 8th, 2005, 04:35 PM
Are these sites well known?

I must really suck at the internet. :(

HickMan
Aug 8th, 2005, 07:35 PM
What's going on guys? Immortal Goat's been home for about three days now and he's already fucked things up >:. He gave the computer a gay mofo virus and bought a Biker Scout helmet from Return of the Jedi for $250

GADZOOKS
Aug 9th, 2005, 04:26 AM
nevermind

Esuohlim
Aug 9th, 2005, 04:52 AM
Shit I can't get this one to work either >:

Esuohlim
Aug 9th, 2005, 04:53 AM
Nice edit jerk >:

GADZOOKS
Aug 9th, 2005, 05:00 AM
LUKE MAXWELL CANT MAKE SPAGETTI IN UNDER 4 HOURS, I HAD TO CANCEL THE SHOW!

BETTER LUCK TOMARROW.

Esuohlim
Aug 9th, 2005, 06:39 AM
AW :(

Pub Lover
Aug 9th, 2005, 12:27 PM
What's going on guys? Immortal Goat's been home for about three days now and he's already fucked things up >:. He gave the computer a gay mofo virus and bought a Biker Scout helmet from Return of the Jedi for $250
Brothers. :rolleyes

Pub Lover
Aug 9th, 2005, 12:28 PM
Page Break

sadie
Aug 9th, 2005, 12:38 PM
when is the party? does willie get an award? will he ever show up to get it if he does?

Immortal Goat
Aug 9th, 2005, 01:08 PM
What's going on guys? Immortal Goat's been home for about three days now and he's already fucked things up >:. He gave the computer a gay mofo virus and bought a Biker Scout helmet from Return of the Jedi for $250
215 >:

ziggytrix
Aug 9th, 2005, 01:29 PM
Are these sites well known?

I must really suck at the internet. :(

CDDB is what Winamp used to look up the track names and stuff for your CDs years and years ago, but I really dunno how well known the website is. The fact that you were given 3 sites, and not one of them is really THE "IMDB where the M is Music" of the internet says to me that they're kinda obscure yet.

Guitar Woman
Aug 9th, 2005, 01:57 PM
I got banned from 2 forums yesterday :lol

MetalMilitia
Aug 9th, 2005, 02:32 PM
<waits for the inevitable "shame one wasn't i-mock" response>

Pub Lover
Aug 9th, 2005, 02:51 PM
I got banned from 2 forums yesterday
Waht did you do?

Pub Lover
Aug 9th, 2005, 02:53 PM
The fact that you were given 3 sites, and not one of them is really THE "IMDB where the M is Music" of the internet says to me that they're kinda obscure yet.
Oh, ok. :)

Guitar Woman
Aug 9th, 2005, 04:01 PM
I got banned from 2 forums yesterday
Waht did you do?
Hmm! Destructive posting, swearing at a dickfaced mod, using "fag" as a derogatory statement (a lot), etc.

Esuohlim
Aug 9th, 2005, 06:48 PM
Hey Riddles your board isn't really taking off as planned :lol

HickMan
Aug 9th, 2005, 08:30 PM
Don't you have a 3 boobed Chuck Norris avatar you should be working on? >:

GADZOOKS
Aug 9th, 2005, 08:40 PM
THAT'S BEACUSE YOU FAGS KEEP POSTING NO ONE SAW THE LINK.

But maybe that's for the best, I don't want guitar woman going there and calling people fags. :eek

GADZOOKS
Aug 9th, 2005, 08:44 PM
You know she's really mean and knows how to use mean words on the internet, which is popular.

HickMan
Aug 9th, 2005, 08:51 PM
HEY MILHOUSE I FOUND THE OTHER HALF OF THAT NAKED GIRL :eek


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Esuohlim
Aug 9th, 2005, 08:58 PM
lol it says "ICHY" down there :x

Esuohlim
Aug 9th, 2005, 09:04 PM
http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/2171/norris6gl.gif

DID IT WORK? :(

Esuohlim
Aug 9th, 2005, 09:06 PM
OMG SECKS :eek

Emu
Aug 9th, 2005, 09:31 PM
so are the 8's just curly hairs or what :eek

GADZOOKS
Aug 9th, 2005, 09:49 PM
test :lol

Esuohlim
Aug 9th, 2005, 10:06 PM
Jixby deleted my ghost Jeopardy image :(

Esuohlim
Aug 9th, 2005, 10:08 PM
or ezboard or whatever >:

HickMan
Aug 9th, 2005, 10:10 PM
His lips don't move :eek

Sam
Aug 9th, 2005, 10:25 PM
I want one like that. :(

Esuohlim
Aug 9th, 2005, 11:01 PM
A chemical plant about 45 miles away just exploded :lol

Esuohlim
Aug 9th, 2005, 11:05 PM
I want one like that. :(

OK

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/4802/sam1bb.gif