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I-Mockery's Christmas Holiday Collection!

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose, a fat guy in a red suit breaking and entering into your home via the chimney... it can only mean one thing: Christmas time has arrived! During the winter season each year, we like to cover a variety o' holiday-related topics. But, rather than have you search around the archives of the entire site for 'em, we've put together this collection of all our Christmas holiday-themed pieces on this page. So take a giant chug of eggnog and dive into our big winter wonderland on the web because you're getting coal no matter what you do.

THE TEN BEST THINGS ABOUT
"SCROOGED"!

AN ALIEN CHRISTMAS!

 

 

A SPECIAL MOMENT WITH BOB,
THE CHRISTMAS LOBSTER!

CHOOSING YOUR
CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS!

SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT!

 


RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER AND FRIENDS:
WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

THE TEN MOST DANGEROUS
TOYS OF 2007!

THE SMART SHOPPER'S GUIDE!

 


SANTA'S REINDEER!

A NATIVITY IN ONE ACT!

HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS

 


THE NAUGHTY/NICE QUIZ!

SUPER SNOW!

THE GAY SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS!

 


PREPARING FOR SANTA!

THE TEN BEST THINGS ABOUT CHRISTMAS VACATION!

MAX BURBANK'S XMAS FAQ!

 


THE WEIRD AL SHOW
OBLIGATORY HOLIDAY EPISODE!

THE GRINCH WHO
SCALPED CHRISTMAS!

DR. BOOGIE'S XMAS
TREE BUYING GUIDE!

 


A ROBOT CHRISTMAS!

THE FISH THAT
SAVED CHRISTMAS!

THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR
RAPED MY CHRISTMAS!

 


AN OPEN HOLIDAY
LETTER FROM JESUS!

THE TEN MOST
DANGEROUS TOYS OF 2006!

THE CANDY CANE REPORT!

 


MY HOLIDAY MEMORIES!

WAYS TO SPICE UP YOUR HOLIDAY SHOPPING!

SANTA CLAUS AND THE
COCA-COLA POLAR BEARS!

 


THE 2006 JONES SODA HOLIDAY PACK AND DESSERT PACK!

THE STAR WARS
HOLIDAY SPECIAL!

SUPER MARIO BROS. 2:
CHRISTMAS EDITION!


MAKE YOUR OWN
DAMN ORNAMENTS!

SIXTEEN SERIOUS QUESTIONS RAISED BY "RUDOLPH THE
RED-NOSED REINDEER"

CHRISTMAS IN THE STARS: THE STAR WARS CHRISTMAS ALBUM!

 


JINGLE ALL THE WAY 2!

SLEDS:
WHICH ONE IS RIGHT FOR YOU?

 

THE PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!


TEN HOLIDAY SPECIALS WE'LL NEVER SEE (IF WE'RE LUCKY!)

MAX BURBANK'S
HOLIDAY POEMS!

THE INCREDIBLE HULK
"SMASHIN' SPRUCE" TREE!

 


THE HISTORY OF CHRISTMAS 2!

THE HISTORY OF CHRISTMAS!

THE EVOLUTION OF SANTA!

 


JACK FROST 2: THE REVENGE OF
THE MUTANT KILLER SNOWMAN!
(PLUS A SPECIAL BONUS!)

JACK FROST:
THE MUTANT KILLER SNOWMAN!

SANTA CLAUS
AROUND THE WORLD!

 


I HATE SHOPPING!

AN OPEN LETTER FROM SANTA!

MY LETTER TO SANTA!


THE ANNUAL STAFF
WINTER PARTY MEMO!

COLD SHOULDER!

CRAPPY HOLIDAYS!


SANTA'S UPDATED POLICY!

MALL MADNESS!

HOLIDAY UPDATE LETTERS!


YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!

SNOW SUCKS!

THE HUNT FOR SANTA!

 


 

A VERY SPECIAL
CHRISTMAS CARD!

 

 
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