Aura Fox (Guest) on 12/03/2007 10:44 am

I dont know why they dont try that with a cow-sheep-pig combo.. also cool as ice is on some HBO spawn channel, turn on your tvs eastern standard time people!

Eric (Guest) on 12/03/2007 10:53 am

mmm..turducken looks yummy.

Chris (Guest) on 12/03/2007 1:12 pm

what are you talking about? The jokes in crackers are the best jokes ever, sir!

Tetsu Deinonychus (Guest) on 12/03/2007 5:04 pm

Cardboard Robot Warrior is an AWESOME thing to get as a prize. I hope to see “Biscuitor, The Mighty” appear in further articles.

Jesse (Guest) on 12/03/2007 7:50 pm

i love christmas snaps! never did them at thanksgiving though.

Comment by (Guest) on 12/04/2007 8:10 am

Never knew you couldn't get crackers in the US...
Some of the *best* jokes you will ever find dwell within them.
Agree with Tetsu - Count Pop for Halloween, Biscuitor for Christmas?

Anonymous (Guest) on 12/04/2007 11:19 am

Didn't the Artix Entertainment team also have Turducken this holiday?

AHHHH (Guest) on 12/04/2007 3:26 pm

BISCUITOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ASLIN (Guest) on 12/04/2007 4:10 pm

Seriously, do you guys not have crackers over there? Or did the whole cracker thing not catch on or something? I can't imagine the holiday season without them!

-RoG- (Guest) on 12/04/2007 5:03 pm

We do have the holiday/christmas crackers here (these ones were found in a local grocery store), unfortunately, they're just not something that have caught on well enough yet. I agree though, I can't imagine a holiday season without them now. So much silly entertainment inside a lil' cardboard tube.

As for Biscuitor, he went missing after the Thanksgiving feast. I can only imagine he rode off into the sunset on his mighty translucent steed. Perhaps he shall return next Thanksgiving to protect my buttered biscuits once again.

Salty_Monk (Guest) on 12/04/2007 6:24 pm

Lol, the paper crown reminded me of runescape holiday party crackers

Slick Willy (Guest) on 12/04/2007 8:17 pm

hahaha we got these once, and there were roaches in them

Ronin S (Guest) on 12/04/2007 8:24 pm

Holy crap, I've always wanted to try a turducken! My family is very unimaginative though.

I hate those firecracker things, always got a chunk of cheap plastic molded crap. Nowhere near as intricate or detailed as the trinkets in RoG's pictures.

-RoG- (Guest) on 12/05/2007 5:22 am

Did I mention I was also crowned the King of Cats?

SlugginSalami (Guest) on 12/05/2007 9:32 am

All hail King Cotton Puss! :P

Tetsu Deinonychus (Guest) on 12/05/2007 6:21 pm

Aww, that kitty's adorable! The black cat almost adds a little Halloween to an otherwise Christmas picture.

Too Aslin: Most of us "Yanks" don't even know what Christmas crackers are (I wouldn't know if they didn't appear in the "Ed Edd and Eddy" special).

But, as Rog demonstrated and explained you can get them here if you look for them.

ASLIN (Guest) on 12/06/2007 4:01 pm

Tetsu & RoG: It's a big shame that a lot of 'Yanks' (to quote Tetsu) don't know that christmas crackers exist seeing as they are a hell of a lot of fun. Seriously, mabye there should be a campaign or something to raise cracker awareness. CHRISTMAS CRACKERS NEED LOVE TOO!

And Biscuitor is one hell of a prize. Official christmas mascot! That and the kitty.

Aks (Guest) on 12/07/2007 9:55 pm

Man I wanna get one of those!

Sean (Guest) on 12/13/2007 11:12 pm

RoG, do you realize that Silent Night, Deadly is going to be at the New Bev Cinema on Tues!?!?! Along with Black Christmas>!>!

Perfect way to end my semester.

-RoG- (Guest) on 12/14/2007 2:35 pm

ASLIN, You better believe it! No Christmas festivities of mine in the future shall ever commence without the presence of Christmas Crackers. As Serpentor would say... "This I command!"

Sean, I've actually been planning on going to that show all month long and as long as I don't get stuck working on something, I'll be there! They should serve hot cocoa to the entire audience to get us in an extra jolly holiday mood before the killing begins.

Sean (Guest) on 12/14/2007 8:00 pm

They should serve white hot chocolate with melted red licorice syrup so we can all have blood covered snow drinks.

Sean (Guest) on 12/14/2007 8:01 pm

Or just red snowcones.

Fauna (Guest) on 12/14/2007 10:20 pm

Whoa, Christmas crackers! They're in abundance out here in Canada, some are really lame ones with stickers (not little toys, just damned stickers), but we've got the good ones like you had. I'd love to get something like Biscuitor; last year I got one of those fruity hair ties and some plastic thing that looked like a Fraggle.

Aks (Guest) on 12/15/2007 2:17 am

The hell is a fraggle?

BoMToons (Guest) on 12/15/2007 6:15 pm

You look like a 19th centura gentleman with your pony tail in that crown pic.

Goatboy (Guest) on 12/19/2007 10:15 pm

This is completely random and off topic, but I was putzing about on Screwattack.com, and watching their Top 10 Douchebags list...the Duck Hunt Dog was number one. AND, they used a clip of the I-Mockery "Kill the Dog from Duck Hunt" game. Were you aware of it, Rog? I found it rather neat, myself. http://www.screwattack.com/archive/Top10/Douchebags.html

Goatboy (Guest) on 12/20/2007 12:28 am

And regarding Christmas...Biscuitor n00bs pwns. Thank you.

T (Guest) on 12/21/2007 7:19 pm

I simply must find a place to get a turducken in NY

Laura Lee Pauly (Guest) on 12/26/2007 5:45 pm

Have a Fantastic Christmas!

Here are a few suggestions: Go to Babe's Billiards! Wear something GOTHIC, perhaps?

~*Laura Lee*~
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briny bill (Guest) on 12/28/2007 9:30 pm

Aks
fraggles are small creachers made by the same guy who made the muppets

Irene (Guest) on 08/03/2011 10:22 am

My first comment on this blog, so i'll leave a test comment to see if it works.

Irene