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Our New T-Shirts & 8-Bit Spring Pixel Posters Have Finally Arrived!

The 'Giga Say Watt!?' glow-in-the-dark t-shirt Now available on I-Mockery.com!

It's been years since we've had a new t-shirt, and everybody loved our previous glow-in-the-dark one, so we decided it was high to to make another. If you've been searching for a glow-in-the-dark t-shirt powered by gigawatts to do all of your time traveling in, then look no further, for we have you covered. Our new "Giga Say Watt!?" glowing t-shirt is currently available in all sizes, but it's a short run as always, so be sure to order yours before it sells out... the future depends on it!

Giga Say Watt!? T-Shirt:
United States Orders - $12.00
(plus $4.00 s&h)

Select T-Shirt Size:

Giga Say Watt!? T-Shirt:
International Orders - $12.00
(plus $6.00 s&h)

Select T-Shirt Size:

Introducing the Ultimate Retro Spring Break Pixel Poster! Now available on I-Mockery.com!
[click here to see the full-sized photo!]

It's been a long time coming, but the "Four Seasons of Pixels" series has finally been completed! As always, Pox and I spent a long time planning out our new spring theme pixel poster, so I'm happy to report they're finally ready to ship out. The new spring break party pixel poster is the exact same size as our previous pixel posters (34" x 13.5") and you won't believe some of the references we managed to cram into it. If you made suggestions for the poster, you'll probably notice some of them made the cut! Just click on the image above to enlarge it and see what I'm talking about.

So please help show your support for all the hard work we do here on I-Mockery each year and order a poster (or two... or all of them) whether it's a gift for yourself or for somebody else. I promise you'll end up staring at it for a loooooong time to come and it makes for a hell of a conversation piece for whenever you have friends over. If you're a fan of isometric pixel art along with basically anything we've ever written about on this site, then you're going to LOVE this poster. You'll love it so much, you'll want to order a hundred and use them as makeshift wallpaper.

Ultimate Retro Spring Party Pixel Poster:
United States Orders - $10.00
(plus $2.00 s&h)


Ultimate Retro Spring Party Pixel Poster:
International Orders - $10.00
(plus $4.00 s&h)


Also, for those of you who've still somehow put off buying the other pixel posters, it's time to stop procrastinating, because we're doing a special 4-Pack where you get all of the "Four Seasons of Pixels" posters for cheaper than they would cost to buy separately. Plus, the shipping is less when they're all mailed together, so you'll save on shipping as well. And just look how nice they look when hung together:

The Pixel Poster 4-Pack! You get ALL FOUR pixel posters shipped together at a discounted cost! Now available on I-Mockery.com!
[click here to see the full-sized photo!]

Don't they look happy together? Wouldn't they make you happier having them hanging on your wall? Don't you want to be happy? The answer to all of these questions is obviously YES, so order them all before your brain explodes into chunks of 8-bit gore!

Pixel Poster 4-Pack:
United States Orders - $30.00
(plus $5.00 s&h)


Pixel Poster 4-Pack:
International Orders - $30.00
(plus $12.00 s&h)


Don't forget, anybody who purchases our new Spring pixel poster will be given a secret link to a page containing the complete legend for the poster to help you identify all the characters. Thanks in advance to all of you who order these new posters and I hope they keep your eyes occupied for eternity!

Survey: I'd love to hear what you all think of our new glow-in-the-dark t-shirt and spring break party pixel poster, so please drop a comment below!

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Yeah, That Exists - Episode 3: The Star Wars C-3PO Trading Card #207 Error!

I'm back from Comic-Con and working on our huge annual photo gallery, but it's gonna take some time to piece it together. In the meantime, here's a brand new episode from my "Yeah, That Exists" video series. This one is all about the greatest Star Wars trading card of all time: the Topps #207 C-3PO misprint error card from 1977! Please check it out and drop a comment on Youtube to let me know whatcha think:


[click here for high quality video]

As usual, thanks to all of you who checked out and helped spread the word about my new Youtube channel. Every bit helps, so please keep telling your friends about it and be sure to subscribe so you can be notified of all future updates.

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I-Mockery At The 2012 San Diego Comic-Con July 11th - 15th! Come See Us At Booth #E10!

This could be you! Dinosaurs Attack Comic-Con!
You too could be mauled by a dinosaur at Comic-Con!

It's time once again to unleash Abobo (and I-Mockery) upon hundreds of thousands of unsuspecting attendees at the 2012 San Diego Comic-Con. This will be I-Mockery's fourth time as an exhibitor and we're gonna have more new stuff at our booth than ever before! Be sure to pay us a visit if you're coming to Comic-Con as we'll be at (Booth #E10 - near Aisles 600 & 700 on the West side of the convention center - here's a map). This year we'll have the following goodies on hand:

-For the first time ever, the completed, full version of our Abobo's Big Adventure game (including a special 2-player battle mode) will be available to play for free on a custom Abobo arcade cabinet! We'll have all the levels unlocked, so you can use the level-select screen and play any one you like!

-Exclusive, limited edition "brutal blue" and "ragey red" Abobo's Big Adventure t-shirts with all original artwork. (Big thanks to Jeff Bandelin for the awesome design!)

-Free Abobo masks for anybody who purchases a t-shirt! (while supplies last)

-A giant Abobo waiting to pose with you for a very special photo opportunity (aka: your face getting caved in by his angry fist).

-A brand new surprise "glow-in-the-dark" I-Mockery t-shirt that will be unveiled for the first time ever at Comic-Con!

-The unveiling of our new 8-bit spring-themed pixel poster which will soon be appearing in the Crazy4Cult art show. This will be the first time anybody will see the completed pox-tastic "Four Seasons of Pixels" series together! These four posters will make your eyes bleed pixelated rainbows of joy.

-I-Mockery Button Packs!

-I-Mockery Magnets & Stickers!

-PickleMan comic books! Protoclown's comic books! Strangepuppets comic books!

-Free ultra-gory "Dinosaur's Attack" vintage trading card packs from the eighties with every purchase! (this site is old as a dinosaur, so why not?)

-Free stickers for people who manage to defeat one of the big bosses in our Abobo game!

-All new videos from my Youtube channel and more!

Come see me perform in a special LIVE performance of the Tournament of Nerds at Comic-Con!

In addition to all the Comic-Con booth fun, I'll be performing in a free, LIVE Tournament of Nerds show that the Nerdist is putting on. The show will be Saturday, July 14th at 7:30PM, located at the YouTube Fan Lounge, 315 7th Avenue San Diego 92101. Myself, Maddox, and other funny nerds will all be in the show along with some special guest judges, so don't miss out on it. Speaking of which, if you haven't seen Tournament of Nerds online already, be sure to watch and Vote for The Goonies in my first debate! The Goonies need your votes to save the goondocks!

I-Mockery will be landing at the 2012 San Diego Comic-Con this July! Hope you'll be showing up too!

As always, we had an absolute blast last year, so I can't wait to head on down to the convention and get started. It's too much fun meeting longtime fans of the site along with all the new ones. We've put a ton of work and cash into making this happen once again this year, and it's all because want to celebrate the 14+ years this site has been online with the fans that have kept us going! So, if you're going to be at the Comic-Con, be sure to stop by I-Mockery Productions Booth #E10 - near Aisles 600 & 700! (here's a map to our booth)

Myself, Re, and Nick (programmer of the Abobo game) will all be there at the table again this year. And yes, to those of you who've asked, we'll be more than happy to sign anything you buy (or any other weird things you bring to the convention for us to sign). We'll even sign your face if you remember to bring it with you.

For those of you who can't come, we're sorry you're gonna miss it, but rest assured we'll still do our best to take as many photos of the convention as possible like we do for you every year. Obviously, we're gonna be super-busy with the booth, so getting time away from it to take pictures is always tricky. Once I'm back in town from Comic-Con, I'll try to post up all those photos as quickly as possible. I'll also try to update the I-Mockery blog and Facebook page with some photos each day if time permits.

Again, for those of you who've never been, I feel I need to once again remind you of a very important fact: despite the misleading name, the Comic-Con has MUCH more than just comic books. True, if you're a fan of comic books, you'll be in heaven, but if you're not that into 'em, there's still PLENTY for you to do. Over the years, the convention has basically become a mega-media event. The convention center is chock full o' the latest video games for you to test out, tons of movie promotions, toys galore, incredible costumes, and some truly amazing artists as well. If anything, comics have taken a backseat to all the other crazy things going on at the convention. So yeah, the name is really misleading to some people, and that's unfortunate because they have no idea what they're missing out on.

Can you handle the awesome power of Abobo? You'll have your chance to prove it at I-Mockery's Comic-Con booth!

Be sure to keep an eye on the I-Mockery Facebook and I-Mockery Twitter pages throughout the week. I'm gonna be super busy, but I'll do my best to update them from Comic-Con whenever I have a chance.

Alright, that's all for now. Wish us luck, cuz this is gonna be one hell of an insane week... again!

If you want to relive the Comic-Cons of yesteryear, here's a look at just some of our huge photo galleries: [2011] [2010] [2009] [2008] [2007] [2006] [2005]

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Vote For Me As I Defend The Goonies In The Tournament Of Nerds!


[click to watch in high quality]

My first Tournament of Nerds battle is now live where I debate on behalf of The Goonies and I need your help to move on! The voting process is kinda screwy, so here's what you have to do:

1) Watch this video, then click on who you thought won at the end (aka: Me, right? Right.)

2) When you're taken to the post-match video featuring Andy Rooney's commentary, you need to 'LIKE' that particular video for your vote to count. If you don't do this, your vote won't be counted and Sloth will be forced to pay you a visit and beat you to a bloody pulp.

I've been a part of this show for a long time now at the Upright Citizens Brigade theater here in Los Angeles, and I'm really excited for it to finally be online for all to see. So please watch and vote if you'd like to see me and The Goonies move on to the next round for future debates. Thanks!

Goonies never say die!

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Yelling At Anime Expo 2012!

I went to Anime Expo 2012 and saw all kinds of insane costumes. I guess I got a bit excited, because I couldn't help myself from yelling about them. Weird, huh?


[click here for high quality video]

Here's PART 2:


[click here for high quality video]

Please drop a comment on the Youtube page and subscribe to my channel if you haven't already. More videos to come!

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