Albino Bat on 01/04/2008 12:54 am

I'm far too lazy to go looking for those articles... and don't worry...no one will ever know our little secret.

BoMToons (Guest) on 01/04/2008 1:07 am

Why must you ramble on so? :P

Fluke on 01/04/2008 1:09 am

We all love you so much!

-RoG- on 01/04/2008 1:33 am

Speak for yourself Fluke, for years I’ve been researching ways to ice that bastard and make his death look like an accident. Only reason it’s taking me so long is I want to make sure that, while it looks like an accident, it’s as painful as can be for him.

Protoclown on 01/04/2008 1:49 am

Albino Bat, I should have known that laziness would prevail, and for that, I am grateful. Bless you, sir.

Angryhydralisk on 01/04/2008 1:54 am

I seriously feel good about this year, and I'm just three days in!

Murph (Guest) on 01/04/2008 4:46 am

It's nearly four in the morning here, so as you can clearly see, I have a lot of time on my hands and decided to look up the discussed articles.

Sweet sassy molassy, RoG. You have come a long way. We are all very proud.

Also, for the record, my hopes and dreams for i-mockery's 2008 makes me want to punch babies out of pure glee. I know you won't disappoint! Good luck for the new year!

macrodeath on 01/04/2008 8:48 am

No, you're not a woman, you are a BITCH!!! Stealing Rog's blog and all... :(
But really, i love to read you're stuff. You're the best writer here (right after ROG).
I've been fan of Mockery for over 2 years now and it's still the best website ever...

incognit000 on 01/04/2008 9:19 am

You're definitely a lot better now than you are seven years ago. Keep going! I'd love to have an opportunity to write for I-Mockery like you do. So don't waste it!

thecatillaccat on 01/04/2008 10:47 am

I was a bad little errand-gopher. I...looked in the fruit cellar. God help me, I looked in the earthen floor of I-mockery's fruit cellar and saw your old articles, Proto.

May -RoG- forgive me for what I have unleashed upon this earth.

doopa on 01/04/2008 11:31 am

I've said this before, but I am super excited that you other guys will get to make blog posts now. Just another thing to read to kill boredom at work! yay me

macrodeath on 01/04/2008 11:48 am

Doopa has a big poopa and it makes a big stink... :)

mburbank on 01/04/2008 12:08 pm

Proto, demon alcohol is but one of my vices. And while I have curtailed my activities with age and fatherhood, the brain damage I incurred in youth will serve me the rest of my life. THAT is called 'planning ahead'.

Mullon on 01/04/2008 3:23 pm

Hmmm...bacon and pickles.

Albino Bat on 01/04/2008 4:34 pm

For the record, it's ma'am ;)

-RoG- on 01/04/2008 4:54 pm

I always knew Skeletor was female!

Nick on 01/04/2008 7:15 pm

Oh, Protoclown! You brute! How dare you tarnish this blogs Chastity!

Oh a more serious note, while I have been reading this site for years (and a few blog posts under same name here and there) I have to say this new design made the site so user friendly that I just couldn't help but sign. Even if it was just to mock blog posts.

Pentegarn on 01/04/2008 9:23 pm

Great, now I have to look at the author when I read the blog to see who is telling my easily manipulated what to think.

I agree with what Nick said though, the new design is more user friendly, it made me sign up too.

Pentegarn on 01/04/2008 9:24 pm

Bah, that should have read "my easily manipulated mind", now it doesn't.

Albino Bat on 01/04/2008 10:55 pm

Heck yes he was! The whole time he was only looking to get into He-man's pants >_>

Dr. V on 01/05/2008 6:00 am

I loved the Duke Nukem humor.

Entreri21 on 01/05/2008 11:16 am

Does this mean we have to have an intervention for Max?

Ugh, those things are always so awkward....

Rohjin on 01/05/2008 11:47 am

An intervention for Max? Will that involve pickles and bacon?

Spruce Moose on 01/05/2008 12:33 pm

"Silky"? You smooth talker, you.

I'm not too, by the way. A woman. That is. Or even gay.

Jesus, how'd I dig a hole this big, this fast...

Entreri21 on 01/05/2008 5:58 pm

With a silky, female, gay shovel, Spruce Moose?

Spruce Moose on 01/05/2008 11:20 pm

Now that you mention it, it does have a rather frilly pattern painted on it...

Invisible on 01/06/2008 3:18 am

I've been reading for two years now and always get excited to read your stuff. ;-). I am loving the new site design.

Entreri21 on 01/06/2008 3:58 am

BTW, I can't help but think that your name references a TaleSpin episode, Spruce...

Protoclown on 01/06/2008 11:22 am

Albino Bat, my apologies. Don't I just have the egg all over my face? (Why oh why do I love that expression so much?)

Max, truly you have put much planning and preparation into this. I bow to your skills, sir (or ma'am).

And do the rest of you: thanks for the feedback, and welcome aboard to all of the new sign-up-ees.

Spruce Moose on 01/06/2008 1:38 pm

It's actually a Simpsons reference, Entreri, but TaleSpin is pretty awesome too.

Autrach Sejanoz on 01/06/2008 11:57 pm

You've come a long way since your earlier articles, Protoclown. For that, humanity is thankful.