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One More Introduction

(not an actual depiction of Dr. Boogie)

Hello folks, I’m Dr. Boogie.

Many of you know me as the boring guy who writes principally about video games here at I-Mockery. Well I’ve got great news for all of you: with our new site design, you can actually communicate directly to me by way of the new comment system. This way, you can communicate with me much faster than you normally could with email, and as an added bonus, I can get some help from the rest of the community in deciphering some of the feedback I receive from those of you with a tenuous grasp of the English language. Don’t worry, though, you can still email me questions and such. I just can’t guarantee that they won’t be swept away by the unreliable spam filter.

We’ve also changed the way that our article sections are organized. Now, it will be far easier for those of you who are longtime readers of the site to track down old stuff I’ve written, and then email me to tell me about how I used to be funny. Let me reassure you right now, though, I never used to be funny. Stop sending me those emails.

Anyway, I’ll try to address any comments you have for me as soon as I can, but I have a memory like old flan. For instance, I used to remember what that last statement meant. If I do happen to overlook your comments, just throw them up on the board somewhere, and I’m sure I’ll spot them at some point during the day. And if you have any compliments for me, but are afraid to post them because you don’t want people to know you enjoy my writing, feel free to post them in some other article and say that you like that article. I’ll understand that when you say you like a Tales from the Longbox article, you’re secretly giving me the thumbs up.



hi my naem is jon (Guest) on 01/07/2008 4:50 am

hi dokter bogie i liek purpell crayunz i lik 2 ptu them in my nsoe but sometims i get noezbleds

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incognit000 on 01/07/2008 6:35 am

Hacked rom review FTW.

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thecatillaccat on 01/07/2008 9:04 am

I think I got a "noezbled" reading that...or is it from having a girl cast Abi Dazim's Horrid Wilting on my heart? I wonder.

Oh, Doc, you rule the school, by the way. But sorry, no groupie cheerleaders.

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Albino Bat on 01/07/2008 10:28 am

Oh man, I never get tired of reading those Rom Hack reviews. I even occasionally download them. I know, it's kind of scary.

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-RoG- on 01/07/2008 12:00 pm

As you can all see from his post, one thing you'll never find in Dr. Boogie's writing is self-deprecating humor. The guy thinks waaaaaaay too highly of himself to stoop to that level. Jeez man... can't you tone down that raging ego just for one measly blog entry?

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Grishnak on 01/07/2008 1:04 pm

Egooooooooooooo, me good english grasp! Grrrrrrr

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Nick on 01/07/2008 1:56 pm

I do enjoy Tales from the Longbox articles!

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Fluke on 01/07/2008 2:46 pm

You're too late Booger brain! It's too late to jump the re-introduction bandwagon for you! This website moves a mile a minute now, can your zimmer frame do that!? HUH!? CAN IT!?!


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Max Burbank on 01/07/2008 4:09 pm

i like old flan

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Durin413 on 01/07/2008 5:04 pm

Heres to looking forward to more video game articles out of you.

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Pentegarn on 01/07/2008 5:41 pm

I do enjoy the reviews on stuff you know sucks before reading the article, mostly because no matter how bad I imagine the rom hack will be, you always show me that I wasn't close and it is in fact much worse.

By the way, you use a spam filter?! I guess now whan I send you emails I want answered, I need to not title them things like "I really liked that article (cheep v1agraa)"

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Spruce Moose on 01/07/2008 6:14 pm

Holy crap, Dr. Boogie!

You sir are my favorite writer on this site. Don't tell the other writers, or they'll call off the truce and we don't don't want to see what the ensuing gang war would look like no we don't.

Your writings on Riki-Oh changed my life. I don't how, but surely they did.

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TheSyndicate88 on 01/07/2008 6:42 pm

Sir, I do believe you have bananas in your ears!

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Dr. Boogie on 01/07/2008 7:48 pm

Well played, TheSynd.

And thanks to those of you who enjoy my stuff.

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JJ the Jetplane on 01/07/2008 9:34 pm

Hey man, your writing is really cool on this site, but how come all you ever talk about are old, old, incredibly old school games?

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Dr. Boogie on 01/07/2008 10:40 pm

Is there some specific topic you'd like me to cover?

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thecatillaccat on 01/07/2008 11:05 pm

Yeah there is! I'd like you to cover yourself. Your balls are showing. Bumble-bee tuna!


poopzilla (Guest) on 01/08/2008 2:32 am


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Grishnak on 01/08/2008 8:45 am

I'd like you to cover the titillation of catnipples, think it possible?

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Dr. Boogie on 01/08/2008 12:22 pm

Suddenly the comment system is starting to seem like a really bad idea.

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-RoG- on 01/08/2008 1:28 pm

I regret nothing. This just helps us learn more about our target demographics. Civilians with untreated head wounds who have developed fetishes for cat nipples, tuna and feces. You can’t BUY that kind of detailed info about your readership! Way to go man, you bring out the best I-Mockery fans!


hi my naem is jon (Guest) on 01/08/2008 2:07 pm

Poopzilla, you bastard. Thanks for destroying my art in pretending to be a special needs child with access to the internet; I never thought a real one would steal my limelight. I hope a piano lands on you in a comical fashion, or your wheelchair runs out of batteries precariously close to the middle of a busy road.

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Captain PirateFace on 01/09/2008 1:58 am

please review "Bionic Commando" it would make me giggle like a little girl.

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Protoclown on 01/09/2008 6:42 pm

I love "Tales From the Longbox"! The guy who writes that is just dreamy

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JJ the Jetplane on 01/12/2008 11:49 pm

that's just what you WANT us to think!


TEH PUPPY IS ON FIYAH!!! (Guest) on 01/13/2008 3:31 pm

I'd like to say "Thank you" to all the magnificent bastards at I-Mockery for all the ROM hack reviews, and for introducing me to Albums That Sucked, especially Gunther: Pleasureman.

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