protoclown (Guest) on 05/05/2006 10:50 am

I love how those "tearful embrace" pics turned out. Looking forward to seeing Graceland.

Andrew (Guest) on 05/05/2006 11:29 am

Dude. The brochure. More specifically: The blond guy's frown. Sheer perfection.

Vertigo200 (Guest) on 05/05/2006 12:26 pm

Corneria, blah blah blah, Star Fox, blah blah blah, Falco, blah blah, blah,..., Good Luck!

sspadowsky (Guest) on 05/05/2006 1:06 pm

"Re and I were talking about how strange it is that the coasts are so extremely congested, yet as you get farther away from them, the harder it becomes to even find signs of human existence in some areas."

Shit, dude. Wait until you get to Utah. You'll think you slept through the Apocalypse.

protoclown (Guest) on 05/05/2006 1:33 pm

And just wait till you get to the Apocalypse. You'll think you slept through the new Tool album...

jackieboy (Guest) on 05/05/2006 3:01 pm

well well, welcome to my little hometown of gatlinburg. Since I've live here for a long time i can't advise you on where to go b/c they all equally suck (the aquarium is ok). Anyway, enjoy your trip and try to get the fuck outta sevier county as fast as you can! Say hello to i-40 west for me, eh?

Bert (Guest) on 05/05/2006 3:04 pm

This could either be a disappointment to yourselves or something you could take pride in, but I want to be you guys. So hilariou, unlike my fragmented sentences. Have fun in Cali!

Wade (Guest) on 05/05/2006 3:35 pm

Those pictures of Proto made me sad :(. I know! Drive back and bring him with you! yes! That could, nay, WILL work! We will all be a happy family once again! And every day, we will take pictures of you and Proto doing crazy, funny things! yes! it could work...Couldn't it?...
*proceeds to read the Count pop Minimocks as he cries*

But seriosly, have fun and Congrats on moving :P

James (Guest) on 05/05/2006 3:47 pm

The east coast will miss ye. Chaos shall ensue without the calming presence of pickleman :(

Misdemonar (Guest) on 05/05/2006 4:43 pm

PM me on the forums rog, but are you passing through Vegas?

Reed (Guest) on 05/05/2006 5:20 pm

best of luck on the drive out...I made it on the long haul from Philly to Seattle but that was when I was around 9 so I didnt quite catch the full effect.

tenno (Guest) on 05/05/2006 5:26 pm

yes, vegas, me and who the hell ever that guy is will eat your soul......=( like a mormon

Uncle JR (Guest) on 05/05/2006 5:39 pm

Congratulations on the move. I assume you're taking the southern route, so get used to long stretches of absolutely NOTHING! Then, when you get to L.A., well hope your Espanol is up to date.

Uncle JR (Guest) on 05/05/2006 5:39 pm

Oh,nearly forgot. Pork rinds are universal.

flash_fox (Guest) on 05/05/2006 7:52 pm

Wow! I had no idea you were moving! So no more humiliating Protoclown? That's a bummer... I hope you find a new victim in LA to use in your segments.

Now that I think of it, there'll be more things to do I-Mocks on in LA...

Darnin (Guest) on 05/05/2006 8:15 pm

:( :( :( Me sad. No more Rog and Protoclown Minimocks. I'm really crying now, but now that I told you that, I'll have to kill you. *Begins stabbing the nearest sentient being*

Aks (Guest) on 05/05/2006 8:21 pm

Good luck -RoG-! I salute you in your quest!

KGB (Guest) on 05/05/2006 8:26 pm

Sniff.
I'm glad your moving, and I'm glad of you having fun in your trip (You'll make a complete resume of "The Miracle" as you get there, WON'T YA?!), but... Protoclown. He, you, and loosely food-makers machines... Never again.
I should cry now. Then porn. Then sleep.

Dylan (Guest) on 05/06/2006 2:31 am

hop on the van wagon to CA yip yip :D

-RoG- (Guest) on 05/06/2006 9:47 am

Thanks all, I hope you're enjoying the travel journal as it gets updated each day! I'd talk longer, but I'm just checking a few things before we drive over to Graceland.

Oh and don't worry about the "Rog 'n Proto" photo pieces... there will be more in the future, no doubt about that. We only did a new one together maybe once every 2 months anyway. Also, we did do one last photo piece before I left, which we'll be putting the finishing touches on once I'm all settled in LA.

Alrighty, that's all for now. Day 2 of the travel journal is up, so check it out!

John Boy (Guest) on 05/06/2006 10:13 am

I'm fairly disapointed that you didn't purchase the "Cobra" knife. as I'm sure you are well aware you are heading towards a state that is rampant with New World order/semi-paganistic cults. What the heck would happen if you were confronted by one such group whilst say returning from a new wave photo shoot complete with high tech robots or shopping at a Supermarket. Your gonna need a totally kickass knife to get you out of those situations. Dectective Cobretti isn't always gonna be around to bail you out RoG. That being said I hope that when you ate at Sir Pizza you made sure to eat your pizza with a pair of scissors.

Bizarcane (Guest) on 05/06/2006 10:59 am

That photo with the saw fish swimming/flying above you is killer.

What Name? (Guest) on 05/06/2006 12:04 pm

The butt/face towel...yeah...people can sure be weird...

Amanda (Guest) on 05/06/2006 1:59 pm

Be prepared for corn. Lots and lots of corn.

ninjawolf (Guest) on 05/06/2006 3:29 pm

What the hell is up with that "The Miracle" shit? Its like the most insane religous shit I've ever seen. And thats saying a lot.

Aelric (Guest) on 05/06/2006 4:03 pm

i looked up that miracle thing. it's a play that got t's own playhouse in pigeon forge, TN. i ould guess it pulls the same play 6 to 7 times a day on the same stage every day. hell, you can get season passes to the damn thing. ROG, if you haven't passed pigeon forge yet, get your ass over there and save your fucking soul.

Geminate (Guest) on 05/06/2006 5:31 pm

I can't wait until you get here!!! I will come and visit you. Why isn't Protoclown coming, that kinda screws things up??!!

Geminate (Guest) on 05/06/2006 5:42 pm

What about your toy collections, surely that can't fit in the Civic?

ColdFusion (Guest) on 05/06/2006 7:47 pm

Oh. Man. The towel. The butt/face towel. The "butt" half is brown, and the "face" half is white. That is SO racist. I hate the south.
XD hahaha, I'm glad you guys are having a merry old time.

Ramon (Guest) on 05/06/2006 9:30 pm

Has anyone else noticed the guy using the Butt/Face towel is using both sides to wipe his ass?

Ggal (Guest) on 05/06/2006 9:37 pm

my uncle would really like a butt/face towel because he is THAT kind of person...

Shannon (Guest) on 05/06/2006 10:59 pm

ha! you thought that useless traffic was awful there? wait til you have to sit on the 405 South at 5pm. it gives a new meaning to the word "hell".

Chris (Guest) on 05/06/2006 11:43 pm

Your trip so far has to be one of the best things about the USA left. I'm going to have to take a trip to see all these crazy things. I live in California so maybe I go visit Richmond one of these days by back tracking your path. Drive safe

meep (Guest) on 05/07/2006 12:06 am

i've seen those buttface towels before on stupid.com... those eyes are gonna give some kid nightmares. they're worse than Dr Eckleberg.... Anyways, good luck on the rest of your trip, and hopefully, nothing horribly wrong will happen.

Natasha (Guest) on 05/07/2006 3:59 am

Hey RoG! I'm in Kentucky and we have several Sir Pizzas in town. You're right, they beat the hell out of the national chains, and they deliver for free at 3 AM!!! If you ever see one again, stay far away from the sausage and hamburger toppings, but the mushrooms are portobello and the ham is shaved! Who doesn't like shaved ham?

Simon (Guest) on 05/07/2006 6:45 am

Look out for Elvis' shooting range! That made me crack up when I saw it. Crazy Americans and their guns.

Philtrauferson (Guest) on 05/07/2006 7:48 am

Only $25 for a game of Pac-Man? BARGAIN.

sdasds (Guest) on 05/07/2006 9:44 am

Are you ever gonna have kids?

jhyle (Guest) on 05/07/2006 10:30 am

I miss you guys!!!!

Angryhydralisk (Guest) on 05/07/2006 2:02 pm

Awesome pictures. Can't wait to see more!

AIF (Guest) on 05/07/2006 4:20 pm

"I must get medicine money for Sou-Sou!"

Ah, David Cross... Spiffy digs at Graceland, by the by.

OmegaWalrus (Guest) on 05/07/2006 4:45 pm

My aunt and her family live down in Arkansas. We went to visit one time, and man, he isnt' lying. There really isn't anything down there.

Weaver (Guest) on 05/07/2006 7:57 pm

Dude, I have a "Butt/Face" towel. Good for a laught, but not at all absorbant. You'd be better off drying yourself with a roll of Brawny.

I'll be watching AI on Tuesday just to see if I can spot -Rog-.

MrP (Guest) on 05/07/2006 8:07 pm

Moohaha. I stayed in the same hotel as the Norwegian Idol contestants two weeks ago. Funny thing is, it wasn't that expensive a hotel. Just functional and clean, with a decent breakfast arrangement. They DID get to eat in a separate room from us non-Idol people, though.

mike (Guest) on 05/07/2006 10:19 pm

i hope you get to go through kansas. oh..kansas. they have billboards advertising a lake for godsakes.
-mike

da chubz (Guest) on 05/07/2006 11:24 pm

Hey Rog and Re!
I miss you both already! Break me off a piece of that great ball 'o' twine if you pass by it ;)
Love ya and have a great trip to the coast! Can't wait to hear more stories and hope to visit in a few months!
-noe

audrey (Guest) on 05/08/2006 12:35 am

Yay, I-Mockery moves ever closer to me! It's about damn time, it seems like everyone lives on the other side of the damn country, and all we have here are... people like Paris Hilton and The Governator. Good luck on the trip!

Jade (Guest) on 05/08/2006 3:10 am

Hey. Long time reader, first time commentator. Sounds like the move is going well, and hope you're enjoying yourselves on the cross-country roadtrip.

And yes, American Idol sucks.

jackieboy (Guest) on 05/08/2006 10:33 am

yes, I am batshit crazy....and i love you too

T. Furrows (Guest) on 05/08/2006 10:57 am

I think I hate my life.

James (Guest) on 05/08/2006 12:32 pm

We have one of the largest Renaissance faires in New York right over the mountains that border my town. Big boobed women and overly expensive weapons. It's in Tuxedo NY, if your ever passing through NY it's about 40-50 miles from NYC.

Ironically we also have a mini golf place called the castle, except ours has a concrete dragon spitting a puny zippo flame heh.

Waco!?!

Sheya (Guest) on 05/08/2006 12:42 pm

Speaking as a Texan, I have to say you're hitting the best parts so far. Though Main Event has never been the same since they took out all their Guitar Freaks cabinets.

:( NEVER FORGET

Steve (Guest) on 05/08/2006 1:44 pm

mmm, sno-cone...

Mike (Guest) on 05/08/2006 3:44 pm

Last summer on our way to Texas, my family went to Pigeon Forge. That town was pure insanity. Its sole function was to tear the money from your pockets like a financial leech, although, many of the attractions were rather fun. We also went to the Ripley's aquarium. That place was alsolutely fantastic, especially the extremely long tunnel. I recommend Pigeon Forge and the Gatlinburg (sp?) to anyone who happens to be driving off in that general direction.

Rachel (Guest) on 05/08/2006 4:51 pm

AWWH! and I missed it ;-; I was in marion that day...nu fairs..

Joey (Guest) on 05/08/2006 4:55 pm

Whaggit teh carp? Dude, you were in Dallas and I didn't even know it! Dang! Ah, well. I can now brag that RoG spent the night in MY CITY! Glad you liked the place.

Colin (Guest) on 05/08/2006 5:06 pm

Hey, if you head towards Austin check out the Congress Avenue bridge. Pretty much every night a gigantic flock of bats comes out from under it. It's one of the largest concentrations of bats in the US, I think.

That, or you can just head out to Lake Travis and do some fishing. Seriously, there's a buncha catfish in that lake and catfish are always doing fun things.

personstin (Guest) on 05/08/2006 5:25 pm

Hell ya!-Rog- in Texas! Too bad I live in the Mexico part of it...

Aks (Guest) on 05/08/2006 5:45 pm

YEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!

Nicolyieq (Guest) on 05/08/2006 6:39 pm

I believe I've been to that very same teepee...rest..station...thing. And maybe the same Kum&Go. I wanted to take a picture of it when I was there, but my camera was buried in my suitcase.

maw & paw (Guest) on 05/08/2006 9:10 pm

Hey kids...you didn't have to move to the West Coast just to get away from us...we can take a hint!! Love the blog so far...Re looks great in cowboy hat...is that a tatoo on her arm??? We want close ups!!! Drive safe if you can't drive slow...

P.S. The McFlurry piece is classic!

Geminate (Guest) on 05/08/2006 10:46 pm

Yep, I-Mockery belongs in CA...there is so much to mock here, especially the sewer called Los Angeles.

jhyle (Guest) on 05/08/2006 11:25 pm

where are all the big hats and boots in texas? I thought everything was BIG!! :( I love the picture of the spandex ass...eeeewww! I miss you and can't wait to see you guys again.

Shannon (Guest) on 05/09/2006 1:35 am

when yougo through New Mexico you must go through Roswell! all my dads family is from there and there is really nothing to do except check out the really weird tourist trap ufo museums. that and Peppermint Park which is a free little zoo inside of a park, and its so sad and pathetic. last time i went the monkeys were laying on their side reaching out through the bars for mercy! so if you go to Roswell, ask where Peppermint Park is.

Smee (Guest) on 05/09/2006 4:47 am

Can you tell us one (or more) of the pirates' rape jokes? I love rape jokes!

Ggal (Guest) on 05/09/2006 5:12 am

"Hero Firefighters" huh? did u use ur 'hose' rog? ;) lol!

Ggal (Guest) on 05/09/2006 5:15 am

HEY! dont dis da ozzie steakhouses man! as an ozzie im offended

James (Guest) on 05/09/2006 2:23 pm

It would seem that Texans love their stars. And I don't know why a badass lion would want to give away all of his "Vim, Vigor and Vitality." Maybe it's tired of chasing "Tail" AHAHAHA YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE I MADE A SEXUAL REFERENCE, BY THE GODS I AM A COMEDIC GENIUS!

Skull...

Nicolyieq (Guest) on 05/09/2006 3:56 pm

Nice picture of those support beams (I've seen those in real life too, haha) Did you actually have to stop and take the picture, or...not?

Geminate (Guest) on 05/09/2006 5:22 pm

Oh damn, the only thing you found good in Texas - Haunted House and Horror Museum, and it's closed, sob! Yeah, I would go there to just see that, you bet, uh huh!

Geoff (Guest) on 05/09/2006 8:59 pm

Holy shit! You guys actually went right by me; I live in Carrollton/Farmer Branch which is just west of Plano...

I missed you, Rog! *sobs*

...Oh and we constantly remind you that we're Texan because we're kinda badass or egocentric like that.

But yeah...strange that I've lived in Dallas my entire life and I've never actually visited the Dr. Pepper museum...stranger still, because I BLEED Dr. Pepper...

I must make a note to visit this fabled building.

AND BY THE WAY! You haven't lived until you've tried Dublin Dr. Pepper! (City of Dublin in Texas...they use a different kind of sugar when they make their DP, and it's unbeleivably orgasmically good.)

Meagan (Guest) on 05/09/2006 11:13 pm

"Egads! It's a giant caterpillar building!"

--- AND ITS WEARING BOOTS! I'm going to Te-has just to see that.

jhyle (Guest) on 05/09/2006 11:26 pm

everyone needs to know where to get condoms on the go!? what?! what a priceless billboard. I wonder if the sell the ribbed kind? Ask the cattapilar he might know. And I can't fucking believe that horror museum was closed. But you will be living closer to in now than you were :p

Danowar (Guest) on 05/10/2006 8:33 am

I had the pleasure of doing a similar road trip a few years back. Visited Graceland & Roswell. You have to love the museum, i bought myself some alien face guitar picks. Oh how i rocked! Was my first trip to the states and was one great experience. Enjoy the canyon

Ggal (Guest) on 05/10/2006 8:43 am

aww... Re's 1st ticket

AngryHydralisk (Guest) on 05/10/2006 9:30 am

And my friends tell me Texas has nothing to offer! Bah!

James (Guest) on 05/10/2006 10:23 am

Mmmmmm, Green alien blood milkshakes...

tenno (Guest) on 05/10/2006 11:33 am

tumble weeds are a pain rog, they have (like many desert plants) a nasty acidic alkaloid covering (WITH SALT!) that stings like a BITCH!

By the way, at some point (in the desert) you may come across a soft looking plant (in the desert) called a fiddleback, not to be associated with a fiddleback spider as it is a plant and not a spider, however said plant is only soft part of the time (cause of the desert) and is the equivalent of grasping a nice handful of alkaloid covered fiberglass (in case you forgot in the desert) and not only hurts like Zeus' lightning cock, but covers your hand in sticky plant jizz.

Now, unless you like the idea of holding a throbbing Greek god's electrical man flesh(in the desert! ZING!), I suggest staying......AWAY FROM THEM!!!!!

PS: seriously, don't kick over logs or rocks, we have some really fun animals here.

protoclown (Guest) on 05/10/2006 12:31 pm

I hope you enjoyed your anal probing from the aliens.

And Re, congratulations on your first speeding ticket! Go speed demon, go!

I love reading these comments where people are acting like you're some big celebrity and all excited that you passed through their town and shit. :P

Aks (Guest) on 05/10/2006 6:18 pm

I got a ticket once for riding my bike without a helmet. I got a ticket and Im 14! HA HAHAHAHAHA!!!! lol

audrey (Guest) on 05/11/2006 12:58 am

My dad ran over a tumbleweed with his company Explorer one time... it got stuck to the grille and he didn't even notice it, this big huge weed. ^_^
I was actually really excited to see it, I've only seen tumbleweeds like twice in my life.

Joey (Guest) on 05/11/2006 9:09 am

:D I see that caterpillar building about every other month going to Austin. And the skull building. I seriously am going to go to that skull place someday...

Cody (Guest) on 05/11/2006 9:31 am

hah, you passed through my hometown of Roswell. yeah, around July we have alien fest, we had sulu here once. It's sad that even our Wal-Mart has aliens on it,and yes, we loathe the alien crap. Just remember if you happen to go back to east coast an you have to pass through Elida, slow down, it's a speed trap. Going back and forth to Portales, I learned to slow down. Hope you enjoyed your stay.

Ladd (Guest) on 05/11/2006 10:05 am

RoG...
LOVE the travel journal!
So funny! I already loved I-Mockery, but now I think I love it more...

protoclown (Guest) on 05/11/2006 10:27 am

Re, congratulations on almost driving into a ditch! Go, blind night driver, go! :P

Glad you guys are okay though. Love the pics of you guys with the aliens!

Xifihas (Guest) on 05/11/2006 11:39 am

Did Re just screw up or did the car just turn on its own (like all those crappy american cars do)

joe (Guest) on 05/11/2006 12:44 pm

hey rog just wanted you to know when ur in arizona and if you want something really good try cactus candy u can try and find it in clines corners or if it still exists Stuckys

jhyle (Guest) on 05/11/2006 2:58 pm

Yay for speeding tickets and grafitti!

jhyle (Guest) on 05/11/2006 3:02 pm

Rog can I have your autograph...on my ass?

James (Guest) on 05/11/2006 3:38 pm

I made a long distance phone call to my home planet of Sern Prime. Damned if I wasn't charged a few million bucks. I mean common NY telephone! It's only the next galaxy over!!!

protoclown (Guest) on 05/11/2006 3:41 pm

Jhyle, I thought you already had his autograph on your ass?

Embee90 (Guest) on 05/11/2006 5:36 pm

Welcome to Arizona. Everybody dumps toxic waste in our mountains because they think we don't give a shit. I've been to that indian trading post, by the way. It's all cheap crap.

El Number One (Guest) on 05/12/2006 1:15 am

Take it from a California native, If your coming down I-40 go south on I-15 then the I-10 to L.A cuz the 5 freeway suck the big one unless you like moving at 10 m.p.h...List of towns you may come across Barstow(nothing to see there), Victorvill(nothing to see there)then you reach the greater Los Angeles area wich like the other coast is vastly over developed...its all good in da hood!!

N Birch (Guest) on 05/12/2006 2:59 am

Might be the last journal entry? Noooo!

Wade (Guest) on 05/12/2006 3:53 am

You were damned lucky at the grand canyon! For one, proto might just have clinged to the bottom of the car, just so he could get his sweet, sweet revenge at the Grand canyon. With a swift push, you would've been killed! Think about it...

Daniel (Guest) on 05/12/2006 7:50 am

are you there yet?

James (Guest) on 05/12/2006 9:43 am

I would go on a big cross country road trip, but gas just hit almost $3.30 a gallon here in upstate NY...wait...never mind my statement makes no sense.

Enjoy Los Angeles, Make sure ya get no STD's from paris hilton.

Alex (Guest) on 05/12/2006 10:14 am

Too bad you're not coming in on I-15...you could witness the awesomeness of Zzyzx Road.

Ryan (Guest) on 05/12/2006 12:45 pm

You stopped in Marion, Va?!?!?! Did you see the large jail looking thing. Yeah, Marion is where they house the criminally insane. Hope you had fun there.

protoclown (Guest) on 05/12/2006 12:49 pm

DID YOU POOP IN THE GRAND CANYON

AIF (Guest) on 05/12/2006 2:38 pm

I'm sure he did poop in the Grand Canyon.

What Pickleman worth his salt wouldn't?

Shane Skekel (Guest) on 05/12/2006 4:01 pm

The Grand Canyon is pretty badass; I went there five years ago and I liked it.

chris (Guest) on 05/12/2006 4:36 pm

Are we there yet?

Half (Guest) on 05/12/2006 4:56 pm

" I'm still working on mastering that anti-gravity alien thing... "

Dude, that would of been much funnier if you had _held_the_camera_upside_down_.

Do you expect us to beleive that you have learnt nothing from crappy special effects...pish...go back and do it properly!!

;-)

Darnin (Guest) on 05/12/2006 8:45 pm

Well, besides Rog and Re, it looks like proto is having fun too. You know, I wouldn't be at all surprised if he hid under the car or in all their crap or something. "Roger, we're gonna be best buddies FOREVER..." *shudders*

black flag (Guest) on 05/12/2006 9:15 pm

I do the laundry at a hotel here in Edinboro and I quite often find drying the towels more annoying than anything.

They're just getting wet again anyway! Plus if I don't dry them I can trick myself into thinking they're all just wet from being washed, not coated in nasty people grime.

omg (Guest) on 05/12/2006 10:10 pm

I luv ya -RoG- :P you had a kickass trip

ty22 (Guest) on 05/12/2006 11:02 pm

Thar's shit in mah boot. Lol nice sign!!

Embee90 (Guest) on 05/13/2006 12:28 am

"Too bad you’re not coming in on I-15…you could witness the awesomeness of Zzyzx Road."

No shit. I know exactly what you mean; I've been there.

Darth Poop (Guest) on 05/13/2006 7:05 pm

Holy crap, I've followed the Road Trip entries all the way. Color me impressed Rog; I'll have to do something like that one day.

Joey (Guest) on 05/13/2006 10:42 pm

I swear to God, someday I will take an awesome road trip and post pictures on a blog. It's just cool.

kyle (Guest) on 05/14/2006 12:50 am

i always thought of I-mockery as "great content".....your trip made me reasses, and see it for what it is....great people...thanx!

BigAl (Guest) on 05/14/2006 5:49 pm

Yo, Rog?

Any more Visits with Soda Popinski gonna be coming up?

jnickola (Guest) on 05/14/2006 11:13 pm

Ha ha! You saw a Kum N Go! There are a few in NE Missouri, where we call them Ejaculate And Evacuate.

Ggal (Guest) on 05/15/2006 4:16 am

NICE 1 JNICKOLA!!!!!1!!!LOL

Strong Bad (Guest) on 05/15/2006 4:17 am

What the crap?

Jessica (Guest) on 05/15/2006 4:57 pm

Great travel log...actually made me miss America a bit for all the zany travel things you see. Too bad you missed the Road Kill Cafe in Arizona...my dad made us stop there when we traveled through...it was right next to a mock ghost town that apparently they use on lots of movie sets. Hope you get settled in okay and look forward to seeing more pics! Miss you guys!

protoclown (Guest) on 05/15/2006 11:03 pm

Hey, has anybody heard from Roger? I haven't heard from him since...the desert.

DashiKun (Guest) on 05/16/2006 1:02 am

makes me worried too proto :/ hope your doing ok Rog! :D

Wade (Guest) on 05/16/2006 3:20 pm

-ROG-? -ROG-! -ROOOOOG-!!!

Don't worry proto, -RoG-'s just busy with setting up stuff I guess

Richard (Guest) on 05/16/2006 5:25 pm

my sister wants to rape you -RoG- :) look out, she might be behind you one day... Also, -RoG- why the fuck didn't you move to canada huh? that would be bitchin. and now i have nothing else i would like to write here for the "innocent" public to read.

DancingTomato (Guest) on 05/16/2006 7:40 pm

Hey I live in Los Angeles! Now I am able to stalk you! Isn't that great?! Oh and do you have extra Pickleman comics laying around. If so, let me buy that thing! I can't believe I still don't have one! And since you're in Glendale, I reccomend you go to the In-N-Out restaraunt in Glendale! The address is
119 Brand Blvd.Glendale, California 91204 or on 310 N. Harvey Drive Glendale, California 91206. Get the #1 Animal style!

Get a

AIF (Guest) on 05/17/2006 12:11 am

Interesting factoid: Did you know that San Bernardino county (which was featured in the photo section of day nine, fellow commentors) is not only the largest county in the contiguous U.S., but also larger, in fact, than Rhode Island itself?

I bet you didn't.

I want some of those french fries.

James (Guest) on 05/17/2006 9:13 am

Enjoy california and don't be a stranger to the east coast.

Protoclown has probably gone through 50 boxes of tissues.

Kirbykitty (Guest) on 05/17/2006 9:24 am

Meow meow.

Uncle JR (Guest) on 05/17/2006 7:50 pm

Did the cross country thing myself about 12 years ago. I took the northern route (I80 - I90) as my destination was Michigan. Made the trip alone and it was quite an experience. Really wish I had taken a little more time and done some exploring. Oh well.

ColdFusion (Guest) on 05/17/2006 10:27 pm

Hooray! Congraturation! You made it to world 8! Er.. California.. a state that is cool for liberals and conservatives alike. :D
Outdoor laundry? That's just Ca-RAZY!

Ggal (Guest) on 05/18/2006 4:18 am

Hey, is that a alien hominid sticker on that cow crossing sign?

Teros (Guest) on 05/18/2006 8:46 am

That was an alien hominid sticker?!

protoclown (Guest) on 05/18/2006 1:51 pm

Seriously, has anyone heard from Roger? I think that's a doppelganger posting shit now. He hasn't been the same ever since the alien probing.

Rob (Guest) on 05/18/2006 3:11 pm

I was at that ren fair!! :O!

Dude (Guest) on 05/19/2006 11:30 am

Concerning thy new apartment:

Never underestimate the benefits of clean nuts.

Washington would never have crossed the Delaware had his nuts not been clean. If Winston Churchill had not washed his nuts every morning, England would never have held out so well or so long against Hitler. And PeeWee Herman's nuts were so clean and shiny he could use them to signal low flying aircraft.

Kirbykitty (Guest) on 05/22/2006 3:59 am

Meow!

Renato (Guest) on 05/23/2006 11:09 am

Hey Man! believe it or not, you´ve got a least one loyal reader here in Brazil, a genuine I-mockery fan, with a t-shirt "Kneel before zod and all. Well, I´m pretty sure there´s more than one but, anyway.....good luck with the trip. The pics are kickass! Looking forward for the big wrap up!

Jeff (Guest) on 05/24/2006 4:37 pm

Well welcome to L.A......
I've lived here all my live...It's not a great as MTV makes it out to be...Just stay away from west hollywood....Most definelty at night.....Trust you'll thank me later

JOel (Guest) on 05/28/2006 7:58 pm

Welcome to Cali,
Stay away from the following cities and streets:
Compton, Watts, Boyle Heights, Los Angeles itself, South Whittier, Pomona (and any city in the 909 and 949),any city that begins with "La","Los","Las","San" or "El", Imperial Highway, Whittier Boulevard, MLK Boulevard, Hollywood Blvd, Manchester, Central, Slauson, Streets 1 to 126, Prarie, Century, La Brea, 10 Freeway, 105 Freeway, 405 Fwy (north of 126th), Hawthorne Blvd,

Justin (Guest) on 06/03/2006 3:05 am

Hey,

Welcome to the West! I hope you drove through AMBOY on rt 66! I go collect radioactive minerals at a mine right outside town. You know how they named the town...Amm Boy! How the hell dja end up out here!

DUDE!!! YOU MUST GO TO MELROSE AVE by Vermont and go to MONDO VIDEO A GO_GO! It RULES!!! Material for te website for YEARS...

I've driven across America at least 10 times...you missed the giant cross in Ammarillo! It has jesus holding a fetus in his hand...in bronze!

caleb (Guest) on 06/16/2006 6:52 pm

how do ponchos make sex better? i'd honestly like to know.

Becky. (Guest) on 07/07/2006 2:14 am

wow.

AIF (Guest) on 07/17/2006 11:35 am

I never noticed before, but that Flowbee is a real-life version of the SUCK-CUT from Wayne's World.

"It's sucks as it cuts!"

"Well, it certainly does suck!"

MC BatCommander (Guest) on 08/29/2006 7:26 pm

I think it's safe to say that the wedding bands would involve things like Manilow covers. *Shudder*

You don't see Satan advertise for his empty promises on billboards every day.......cept in Houstin.

Marie (Guest) on 12/19/2006 5:01 pm

Yay, ya'll drove through Dallas and liked the city! My post is decades late, but glad you guys had a safe trip.

Nick on 01/11/2008 5:31 pm

My family and I usually head out to Pigeon Forge every couple of years, and I've been to all of those Ripley's. :(