Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... a Slurpee!?
Your eyes do not deceive you. 7-Eleven has just released what is perhaps the most insane tie-in Slurpee cup of all time: The Superman Slurpee Mug. I thought their Star Wars Slurpee cup top from last year where you could drink out of Darth's head was going above and beyond, but this new Superman one takes the cake. If you want to reach a new plateau in comic book geekdom, then this is surely the item for you. This 32oz cup will run you $2.49, which includes a free Slurpee fill with the purchase. But really, in the grand scheme of all things, $2.49 is a small price to pay when you think of all the people who will ridicule you as you walk down the street drinking out of a cup shaped like Superman's chest emblem. That's assuming you make it down the street, because in all likeliness, you'd get hammer-punched in the cock the second you walked out of a 7-Eleven with one of these things. Money usually can't buy that kind of attention.
And yes, they did make a new "Kryptonite Ice" flavor to go along with the new Superman Slurpee mug, but I couldn't pass on my favorite Coca-Cola Slurpee flavor on this particular trip.
Another warning to those of you who (like me) have no shame when it comes to buying ludicrous items like this; be careful when you put the dome lid on these cups, they don't stay on very well. Sure, it tells you to "top it off" but the lids seem to be slightly too large, so all of that extra Slurpee on top could potentially end up in your lap. Consider yourselves warned.
Oh and if you want a little snack to go with your Slurpee, they have a tie-in for that too...
Yes, for a limited time guacamole-flavored Doritos will be called "Kryptonite" flavor. Frankly, you'd have to be a man of steel to survive the combination of guacamole Doritos and a Slurpee.
So there you have it, between Superman and X-Men, 7-Eleven as we know it has been taken over by superheroes. Maybe they can join forces to fight the evils that have been rolling around 7-Eleven's hot dog heater for 5 days straight.
Oh and speaking of X-Men, in case you missed it, here's my thoughts on "X-Men: The Last Stand".
Ggal (Guest) on 05/29/2006 4:13 am
WOO HOO! FIRST COMMENT! Uh, kryptonite doritos? I just hope you didn't eat any, -Rog-.
Therz (Guest) on 05/29/2006 5:33 am
... ehh, nice
AngryHydralisk (Guest) on 05/29/2006 10:31 am
Good ol' 7-11. No clue where one is, but they're still good.
Duenas (Guest) on 05/29/2006 12:03 pm
Whoa, I bought one of those yesterday! I also bought the doritos because I thought they were some special edition flavor or something. They tricked me.
MegoSteve (Guest) on 05/29/2006 3:53 pm
Thanks for posting about this. I hadn't heard about it because the closest 7-11 is 20 miles from me. Looks like I'll be driving tonight.
James (Guest) on 05/29/2006 4:21 pm
Lex luther is a nefarious fiend! Using doritos as a weapon. Blasphemy!
AIF (Guest) on 05/29/2006 4:30 pm
I want a Slurpee cup...
ric (Guest) on 05/29/2006 9:03 pm
close to 3 bucks and only ONE free refill??? por favor!! (spanish for OH PLEASE!!!)
Darth Poop (Guest) on 05/30/2006 3:56 pm
There is a god.
DashiKun (Guest) on 05/30/2006 11:16 pm
Stay away from the Sobe Superman Superpower Energy Drink.. do you know the taste of earthworm from bertie botts? ..its like that.. >.
KGB (Guest) on 06/01/2006 4:03 pm
The slurpee looks okay, I guess, but Kryptonite Doritos?! Who the fuck was drugged while watching "Superman 4"?!
johhnydamage (Guest) on 06/04/2006 11:13 am
"don't you know who i am? i'm the overused phrase that wasn't funny the first time"
i laughed when wolverine and jugg were charging each other. so funny.
johhnydamage (Guest) on 06/04/2006 11:15 am
yeah that comment had nothing to do with superman, but i wasn't on for the last week.
so, when do we get a green lantern movie where you play as kyle rainer?
James (Guest) on 06/04/2006 10:12 pm
Are you going to comicon this summer? Because I hope I can see you there.
ace (Guest) on 06/22/2006 12:57 am
for more superman filled fun, go to a burgerking some time soon.
the new toys are craperific..
LG (Guest) on 07/03/2006 2:18 am
you'd have to be drugged to enjoy superman 4
Taxman (Guest) on 07/13/2006 2:05 am
Kryptonite ice isn't a new flavor, at least not where I live. It's simply Mountain Dew with a new name.
orange (Guest) on 07/13/2006 11:12 am
nathan (Guest) on 07/31/2006 8:43 am
mmm coke slurpee...
Doctor dumbass (Guest) on 09/20/2006 5:10 pm
that's a huge bag of chips! Oh, and i've seen plenty of stupider movie tie-ins, like the spiderman movie game for gameboy
Денис (Guest) on 08/25/2009 7:50 pm
Занятно пишете, жизненно. Все-таки, для того, чтобы делать действительно интересный блог, нужно не только сообщать о чем-то, но и делать это в интересной форме:)
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