Wolfguy (Guest) on 04/21/2006 2:35 am

StagKnight, eh? Well, if I can shell out for DVDs of Samurai Cop and those trashy Ginger Snaps werewolf movies, I can sure as hell give this a look.

Trash (Guest) on 04/21/2006 5:54 am

That looks cheap as hell. I'll be sure to see it.

Mr. Rancho (Guest) on 04/21/2006 8:37 am

That movie is teh 1337 SAIXORRZ

AngryHydralisk (Guest) on 04/21/2006 10:08 am

That picture looks pretty amusing. I'd watch the movie.

KGB (Guest) on 04/21/2006 3:34 pm

No offense, but... This movie sucks. Probably the worst movie I ever saw.

Aks (Guest) on 04/21/2006 5:38 pm

They cant beat my ass! Im far too strong! Im gonna watch it! w0000t!

Miller (Guest) on 04/21/2006 6:53 pm

"No offense, but… This movie sucks. Probably the worst movie I ever saw." -Comment by KGB

You ain't seen it, cause it aint out. Wankenstein. Take offense. Stagknight shall rockth

KGB (Guest) on 04/21/2006 9:18 pm

Yes, but I have seen the trailer. And with such humor, I've seen more then enough.

Miller (Guest) on 04/22/2006 10:57 am

Yes, but I have seen the trailer. And with such humor, I’ve seen more then enough.

Just wait you cynical moron.
This film is setto be th enext biggest indie film in the world.

KGB (Guest) on 04/22/2006 12:46 pm

Hey, the site would still be there. The movie can be just as bad as it want, and after the viewer's eyes finish blooding he can rest entering I-Mockery, and discovering what REAL humor is.

wonderdog (Guest) on 04/22/2006 12:46 pm

Okay now. This film looks terrible. And I don't mean 'funny' terrible. I mean 'crap' terrible.

KGB (Guest) on 04/22/2006 2:53 pm

Thank you, Wonderdog.

Wolfguy (Guest) on 04/23/2006 4:56 am

Clearly, you people have no appreciation for terrible media. Snobs.

Sam Hain (Guest) on 04/24/2006 7:13 am

Ok. If anybody didn't think that trailer looked awesome, I can't understand why they're reading this website at all.

Doommarine23 (Guest) on 04/24/2006 3:43 pm

stop acting bitchy guys jeez its a fucking movie get over your selfs!

Reaping Amanita (Guest) on 04/25/2006 8:35 am

I recently acquired Cyber Ninja, Cool As Ice and Star Wars The Holyday Special and I'm bound to utter such an eerie statement: those flicks are so friggin hilarously wrong that chances are they may eventually get you hooked up in no time! Stagknight didn't look that ripping though at first(at least by deeming through the trailer) but damned if it's not going to reach a cool Cult Status as did all of these aforementioned outlandish atrocities.

-RoG- (Guest) on 04/25/2006 9:58 am

Yeah, I'm confident that anyone who can appreciate the excessive gore and slapstick humor of a Troma movie will also be able to appreciate StagKnight. It's pure cheese and it's not meant to be taken so seriously... one look at their web site should convince you of that. Besides, with shit like "Failure To Launch" and "Scary Movie" raking in millions upon millions, it's important to support indie films like this.

death budgerigar (Guest) on 04/25/2006 4:28 pm

Cyber Ninja, Cool as Ice and SWTHS. Now here's a list befitting a bona fide hangover from truly naughty movies.

太陽が -mojikabe (Guest) on 04/26/2006 8:49 am

Are you cracked? This is being the 2006 best movie ever! And who knows whether this one will turn out to be just like Dead Alive, KKFOS, The Stuff or Jackfrost? He who lives shall see! m(_ _)m

KGB (Guest) on 04/29/2006 12:19 am

"Ok. If anybody didn’t think that trailer looked awesome, I can’t understand why they’re reading this website at all."
Comment by Sam Haint.

WOW. And I thought I-mockery was funnier then a black knight turning into a sex doll.
The idea is to mock them, and that's what the fun's all about.
The mocks by RoG shows - in typical american language - what sucks and what not. And this is a freakin' "NO".

"Yeah, I’m confident that anyone who can appreciate the excessive gore and slapstick humor of a Troma movie will also be able to appreciate StagKnight. It’s pure cheese and it’s not meant to be taken so seriously… one look at their web site should convince you of that. Besides, with shit like “Failure To Launch” and “Scary Movie” raking in millions upon millions, it’s important to support indie films like this."
Comment by the great RoG himself.

Well, yes, you are right if you look at it that way, but it also right that if there's an american crappy film that makes millions, it dosen't mean we should help an Indie film that will make the same shit. On LOW BUDGET.
I will consider what you said, RoG, but I hope you'll consider my opinion too.

Gubby13 (Guest) on 05/01/2006 3:49 pm

Erm...Actually Scary Movie 4, and 1,2 and 3 - were just empty, meaningless mainstream chunks of shit that only empty headed turds and fakotrons could appreciate. Arse-raped with nothing but fart jokes and cheap attempts to get a reaction - I mean I know Stagknight looks cheesy and rediculously cheap - but that's the point. It is a B-movie - and looks like the next big cult hit of the 21st Century - and isn't that, my friends, what we live for ? It looks awsome - entertaining and I know alot guys and girls who would appreciate that. It doesn't need to cost billions of artificial dollars of whatever to contain quality - where as scary movie did and lacked in quality - and anything else for that matter! STAGKNIGHT! bring it on.

dirtyAngel (Guest) on 05/01/2006 3:53 pm

Looks awsome - i agree with the last comment! bring on stagknight WOOO!

Miller (Guest) on 05/14/2006 2:44 am

i-mockery in the film ,very is all fans the support www.stagknight.com

mickey (Guest) on 07/18/2006 8:50 pm

I've had the displeasure of having to watch this film several times and I have to say it is the WORST film i have ever seen. I've had to watch for my job. All I can say is at least i'm getting paid to watch it!