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Celebrity sighting?

So after a meeting I had today, I went to a pizza shop on Sunset Boulevard with Re for lunch. We're just sitting there minding our own business talking about whatever when all of a sudden, this guy sitting one table over from me leans over and asks me a question. He asks it very quietly so that nobody else can hear. Nobody including me. So I politely respond with, "What?" He asks again and I still can't hear a word he says. "What???" He asks once more and this time I finally hear his question:

"Excuse me, but are you Ashton Kutcher?"

Caught completely off guard, I responded no, but I wish I had said yes. I could've strung him along for a while and maybe even signed an autograph or something. Re burst out laughing and I couldn't help but snicker too, mainly because this is the third time in the last year that somebody has said I look like Ashton. This does, however, mark the first time I've actually been mistaken for him - from only 3 feet away no less. Personally, I don't see it... but damnit, I need to be prepared next time! I've gotta start carrying around a John Deere hat with me or something.



Taijoker (Guest) on 07/14/2006 2:34 am

What?, you mean you actually arent Ashton ?!?! :O


Chris Gray (Guest) on 07/14/2006 4:00 am

Personally i think you look more like Robert Vaughn, but thats just me talking here


omg (Guest) on 07/14/2006 8:38 am

Nah, he looks like Whoopie Goldberg.


protoclown (Guest) on 07/14/2006 9:26 am



James Hunt (Guest) on 07/14/2006 9:48 am

Will Rog be on the new season of Punk'd???
Stay tuned
Same pickle time
same pickle channel


Jason Kane (Guest) on 07/14/2006 9:57 am

lmao dude.


jon (Guest) on 07/14/2006 10:28 am

i think you look more like westly snipes more than anyone i know, I mean the soul pericing and the fact you are a "pop culture" vampire, i mean come on its its almost scary how much you look like him.


Steve (Guest) on 07/14/2006 10:49 am

I'm sorry :'(


SunnyD (Guest) on 07/14/2006 12:14 pm

ashton kutcher huh? im not quite sure whether you should be flattered or insulted that they think that your some guy who's LOADS less popular and famous than you -Rog-


-RoG- (Guest) on 07/14/2006 12:15 pm



Ramco (Guest) on 07/14/2006 2:17 pm

I never really realized it, but -Rog- and Protoclown could pass for a poor man's Ashton Kutcher and Sean William Scott (minus glasses and with more hair)...

Dude, where's my mockery?


DrBadfish (Guest) on 07/14/2006 4:05 pm

Hmm. I wonder if people would mistake you for Ashton if you were wearing Full Pickleman gear


AngryHydralisk (Guest) on 07/14/2006 5:40 pm

I can't say I look like a celebrity, but my friend I am living with looks like me but taller and with more hair. A lot of people think we're brothers or something.


MKoopa (Guest) on 07/14/2006 5:53 pm

Hahaha, thats pretty funny. No, I don't think you look like Ashton Kutchner, but I can see where its comming from: people have told me lots of times that I look like Nicole Kidman, which has me going "wtf" everytime. But no one has EVER gone up to me and said "hay u look liek nicole kidman!" Frankly I'd be worried if they said that to me, because I'd be the nerdiest, ugliest Nicole Kidman around.


El Guano (Guest) on 07/14/2006 7:23 pm

Me,if i were told if i looked like a celebrity would probably try to get some form of Sexual favor but then just a Horny jerk.


Brad (Guest) on 07/14/2006 9:04 pm

Rog, you should try and maybe get a facelift. If you do indeed look like Ashton, I might assassinate you instead by accident.



Darnin (Guest) on 07/14/2006 10:52 pm

Continuing from Dr.BadFish, mabye you should go around in public as Pickleman. That would be interesting.


Erin (Guest) on 07/15/2006 12:11 pm

Better then being mistaken for Demi Moore, I guess. *LOL*

Also, my boyfriend, who lives in L.A., says that all those "mysterious signs" are directions for people working on movies, since they don't want the general public to hang around the sets.


Dude (Guest) on 07/15/2006 1:12 pm

Things I would suggest doing if this happens again:

Suggestion #1:
Say that you are not Ashton Kutcher, but that you are a professional Ashton Kutcher impersonator, and offer your services at the questioner's next party.

Suggestion #2:
Say that you are Ashton Kutcher and offer to sign an autograph. Then sign your real name, and claim that Ashton Kutcher is just a stage name. Then proceed to make up a very bizzare story about how Ashton Kutcher became your stage name.

Suggestion #3:
State that no, you are not Ashton Kutcher, but that you are his long lost twin brother, and would very much like to know where Ashton lives so that you might be reunited.

And lastly, Suggesiton #4:
Fly into a blind rage, destroying property and screaming "I JUST WANT SOME PRIVACY GOD DAMMIT!" Then flee from the scene. Make sure that an accomplice chases after you screaming "ASHTON THEY DIDN'T MEAN IT!" With any luck, you'll get to see a supermarket tabloid stating that Ashton Kutcher put on a pickle hat and tore up a restaraunt before fleeing into the streets.


Jesse (Guest) on 07/15/2006 6:05 pm

yeah, but how many times has ashton been mistaken for RoG? THOUSANDS!


RICHARD (Guest) on 07/15/2006 7:45 pm

Dude, -RoG- is way sexier, (in a non-gay type of way) than Ashton Kutcher, or anyone else that has or will, pop out of a mother!


bicostp (Guest) on 07/15/2006 9:05 pm

Well, let's put the pickle hat and wacky space goggles on Ashton.

Click for picture

I can see a resemblance. I'm sorry.

Yes, that really is a picture of Ashton Kutcher.


Adam (Guest) on 07/15/2006 9:10 pm

Here's an idea, carry around your pickle hat and extra I-Mockery stickers. When someone asks if you are Ashton, respond with "Yes!" *dons pickle hat* "YACKA-YACKA-YACKA!!! I'M NOT CRAZY, JUST ON DRUGS!!" then proceed to slap a sticker on their forhead and run off screaming


Lawlie Blackless (Guest) on 07/16/2006 12:10 am

I LOL'd. You should do what Dude's 4th suggestion says so I can read about it :D


MrSteveTiC (Guest) on 07/16/2006 6:54 am

I'd rather be mistaken for Ashton Kutcher over what I put up with in Japan 2003:

Let me set the scene for you.

The last Samurai had just been released. I was teaching at a Highschool in Hiroshima (Glow in the Dark Capital of the World). Long Chestnut hair and goatee, looking just like the movie poster. All day long I'd have people saying you look like Tom Curise (Or Kuruusu for those who want the authentic Japanese sound)

Long Story short

If you're mistaken as Ashton it means people think:
A) You're Scoring With Demi Moore
B) You have a looong lucrative career ahead of you...both bonuses

Mistaken for Tom Cruise:
A) You're an Idiot for having let Nicole Go
B) People Won't let you near their couch
C) You're the spokesperson for a far fetched religion

I know what I'd pick :P


Trash (Guest) on 07/16/2006 1:23 pm

If somebody said I look like Cutcher, I'd beat him, steal his car keys and yell: "Dude, where's your car!"


Shannon (Guest) on 07/16/2006 11:21 pm

did this happen to be the pizza place down the road from the Wisky a little bit?


-RoG- (Guest) on 07/17/2006 1:13 pm

bicostp, hahah pickle hat or not, I still don't see it!

Shannon, it's in that general area I think. Close to the Viper Room 'n all that stuff.


shannon (Guest) on 07/17/2006 1:56 pm

ah yes..... the place with all the signatures everywhere? its a good place. maybe ill run into you sometme, and this time you wont look lke i scared the shit out of you.


-RoG- (Guest) on 07/17/2006 2:01 pm



shannon (Guest) on 07/18/2006 4:37 pm

when i saw you at Fangoria you just looked like i had caught you off guard. startled you. i dunno. thats all.


-RoG- (Guest) on 07/18/2006 7:46 pm

Nah, I expected to see you there at some point actually. I was pretty tired that day though (probably waiting in line the scorching sun for so long just to get in didn't help haha)


Jreed (Guest) on 07/19/2006 8:57 pm

Fangoria? The place with some of the suckiest movies of all time?


Kyle West (Guest) on 07/19/2006 10:56 pm

How often does someone actaully say 'hey aren't you that guy from that website?'

That has to have happened at least once.


jojo (Guest) on 10/10/2007 10:44 pm

how old r u gon to be or how old r u right know Ashton?


jojo (Guest) on 10/10/2007 10:45 pm

what type of race r u

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