ginmortal on 05/30/2008 10:11 am

Oh.... the misery.... GIVE ME MY I-MOCKERY!!!

I DEMAND IT !!!

...I need a hug :(

Oh... FIRST!!

Fathom Zero on 05/30/2008 10:21 am

I love Nags Head, though I haven't been in years.

mburbank on 05/30/2008 10:26 am

Let me be the first to say that "Nags Head" is named after the act of being blown by a horse.

Icculus on 05/30/2008 10:47 am

I hear "nags head" is safer than "hilton head".

Mr.Italiano on 05/30/2008 11:14 am

Welp, better get my clothes back on now...

Colonel Flagg on 05/30/2008 12:23 pm

And then there's Gay Head - no comment.

Nick on 05/30/2008 12:45 pm

You guys were gone?

bikegeek on 05/30/2008 12:50 pm

Thank god your back. I have been sitting in a puddle of my own urine for almost a month. Waiting for U.S 1 part 2. I need it!!!

imockyou on 05/30/2008 1:06 pm

RoG, due to the lack of I-mockery updates, I have been commited to a mental hospital. I'm typing on a stolen laptop I aquired by stabbing a hospital orderly with a pickle. I'm going to escape from here using my elaborate scheme involving Prozac, sheets, and a toy clown puppet. What! Oh no, they're coming with the needl------

Doctor_Who on 05/30/2008 2:24 pm

Great to hear you are back. Just give me a chance to make a quick surrender flag from my briefs, and I'll be out of this bunker and peacefully in police custody in no time.

Before you hear all about it on the news and receive your subpoenas, I'd like to reassure you that my decision to throw month old apricots at the president and pour LSD into the reservoir is not entirely due to the lack of updates.

Sure, I may have carved "RoG has forsaken us!" on a couple of national monuments, and told those kids at the orphanage that there was a Pickleman living under their beds, but there were other factors.

Any evidence the FBI has labeling you as accessories is purely circumstantial. Incidentally, your computers are probably bugged by now, so I'd avoid visiting any of the more bizarre porn sites you frequent. Just a heads up.

I hope to wave to you in court. I'll be the one wearing an orange jumpsuit. Ciao!

Reb Brown (Guest) on 05/30/2008 2:36 pm

Yor- The Hunter from the Future

Now that you're come back, you guys should do one of your features on this classic 80s gem.

It's not quite as good as 'Gymkata', though....

RetroVision (Guest) on 05/30/2008 2:53 pm

I've been waiting for Proto's opinion on Kingdom of the Crystal Suck---er---dull----er Skull. And furthermore, since you guys successfully trashed Jason Takes Manhattan so damn well, I'd like to see a complete mockfest done on Freddy's Dead. My soul needs this. Just as much as it needs a full tribute to Mac Tonight.

Shane Skekel (Guest) on 05/30/2008 2:54 pm

I'd like to see more comic heroes & villians on Protoclown's Hitlist and an 80s cartoon minimock.

Ferrit on 05/30/2008 4:43 pm

please update....I've been....PRODUCTIVE...here at work....they're going to start expecting it if this keeps up....

-RoG- on 05/30/2008 5:01 pm

Don't worry, the site will be back on its regular schedule this coming week to help all of you stave off any kind of reasonable productivity. If there's one reason for my creating I-Mockery, it was to prevent people from getting real work done (myself included).

HeroliciousDeBlanc on 05/30/2008 5:22 pm

Seriously. I've had to resort to other methods of homework procrastination for school, like making repeated obscene phone calls to the elderly couple down the street.

JJ the Jetplane on 05/30/2008 5:50 pm

Is it neccessary to put my clothes back on and come out of my corner? Cuz i've actually gotten pretty comfortable over here.

Dungeonbrownies on 05/30/2008 6:13 pm

Everyone needs a break once in a while, it gets you regular again, and everyone knows how important that is when your business is crazy. [thats like, a pun]

KillerMcGee on 05/30/2008 6:17 pm

I have been anxiously anticipating the Indiana Jones review.

-RoG- on 05/30/2008 6:29 pm

HeroliciousDeBlanc, I used to work with the elderly in a retirement home. It was my first job and paid a whopping $4.25 per hour with no tips. What a great time that was.

JJ the Jetplane, as long as your corner has WiFi access, I don't see why you would need to leave it or put on any clothes. Think of I-Mockery as your online nude beach.

Dungeonbrownies, I thought lots of fiber gets you regular again. HAR HAR!

KillerMcGee, Proto's Indiana Jones review will be up in the Weeklies section probably late Sunday night or early Monday (along with updates to all three other Weekly sections, of course).

greenimp on 05/30/2008 7:32 pm

pimpin hats rog... pimpin hats :P

AlliSabbah on 05/30/2008 8:27 pm

You were gone?

some girl named lauren on 05/30/2008 8:50 pm

I was useful! Finally! (And to think I was originally going to make that picture my screensaver.) Though I really have to hope that this picture was not the best one from last week. I'm holding out for the full-length rock band videos.

ShitDoctor (Guest) on 05/30/2008 8:55 pm

Oh lawds, iz dat Rog and Protoclown?! ...its...its beautiful.

Silver on 05/30/2008 9:00 pm

-RoG- and Protoclown: Be sure to give us some warning beforehand next time in order to prepare ourselves and our mental stability (if there's any) for the grueling endurance that's about to come.

The last thing I remember before you guys left is that I suffered an abduction by a passing U.F.O. and left me back home a while ago. I guess that's why I suddenly woke up naked in my room's corner. The strangest thing of it all is that the aliens were wearing Picklehats... Now that's some big I-Mockery influence...

saturnknight on 05/30/2008 10:38 pm

I was wondering if you guys would ever review the Punisher Max comics, if so i can send you my e-books of them

Fear N Loathing on 05/30/2008 10:54 pm

RoG:
My man, you left us all hanging! I've been stuck in the same insane circle of hell at work because of you and the time spent being >SHUDDER

Fear N Loathing on 05/30/2008 11:00 pm

oh yeah... Forgot: Diamond Head anyone?

Protoclown on 05/30/2008 11:31 pm

saturnknight, those Garth Ennis Punisher MAX comics KICK ASS. How's that for a review? Need more? :O

Desert_Screams on 05/31/2008 12:32 am

EXcellent, EXcellent. Glad you've returned from the land of equestrian fellatio safe and sound. We've missed updates, f'sho, but that picture of you guys reppin' and stylin' in your flower hats (or whatever the piss those patterns are)....ah, it's well worth it. Onward & upward, excelsior, and all that there good stuff.

Outcome on 05/31/2008 2:55 am

Somehow during your absence I ended up with a hot Asian girlfriend and it's all because you weren't updating!!!! So I guess what I'm saying is.. feel free to take more vacations, it's working out great for me.

mburbank on 05/31/2008 12:10 pm

yeah, yeah diamond head, i was thinkin' that one too

Fast Eddy (Guest) on 05/31/2008 5:34 pm

Have to second the "Yor: hunter from the future" suggestion. For how amusing and terrible it is i'm always surprised it's not more famous.

It should get more coverage simply so people don't stare blankly at me when i quote it.

Dude (Guest) on 05/31/2008 5:39 pm

Hey dude, short dude you look like you'd be in a British comedy movie.

Murtov (Guest) on 05/31/2008 6:12 pm

Hey you guys
Yeah you two

You as well.

Update the god damn website.

Dungeonbrownies on 05/31/2008 10:27 pm

man murtov, say PLEASE and THANKYOU, or no soup for you. (har har seinfeld, Im so meta)

CanadianJesus (Guest) on 06/01/2008 5:29 pm

Welcome back. You should come to Hawaii next time, we have like...stuff and shaved ice (flavoured snow) and of course the Oahu zoo's 'invisible lions' because the bastards are never in sight.

hYper (Guest) on 06/08/2008 5:44 am

um whos the guy on the left