Check it out people! I promised you I'd be making some brand new official I-Mockery T-Shirts and they've finally arrived! I know I was supposed to have these up for sale earlier this month, but we had some problems with the printer that had to get straightened out first, so my apologies for the delay. The good news is, the shirts are finally here and you're gonna absolutely love 'em! Here are the ingredients for the shirt:
-1 Tablespoon of Shark.
-1 Teaspoon of I-Mockery logo on sleeve.
-1 Cup of Glow-In-The-Darkness.
-500 gallons of AWESOME!
This first run of the shirts is a limited edition and I'm going to see how well they do to determine if I want to print up more varieties of I-Mockery shirts in the future. I've never been big on selling merchandise because shipping out products takes away from the time I could spend writing new articles for the site, but this shirt just HAD to be made (if you don't understand why, I suggest you read one of my earlier blog posts). The point is, get your Awesome Glow-In-The-Dark I-Mockery Shark shirts while ya can, because these are gonna go like hotcakes... just don't pour maple syrup on 'em, because I'm NOT giving any refunds for such a grievous error no matter how good it may taste.
Click here to learn more about the shirts and order one!
Did I mention it glows? Because it does...
Ferrit on 06/27/2008 9:06 pm
YEAH YEAH YEAH
That's more awesome than I can possibly stand right now. That's 100lbs of Awesome crammed into a 10lb bag.
I'll finally have a shirt I can both get married in, and be buried in.
Rog - you have outdone anything that's ever been done - and we all owe you....well, guess I'll have to click here to see how much we owe you - but it's nowheres near what it should be I'm sure :D
AWESOME
captain516 on 06/27/2008 9:39 pm
More like "JAWsome" amirite?
Silver on 06/27/2008 9:52 pm
I believe that you were inspired by the shark t-shirt that one guy wore during the movie Over The Top, which you also happened to review not so long ago.
Silver on 06/27/2008 9:54 pm
By the way, I find the possibilities of this shark t-shirt fairly amusing. I could make my brother scream in terror the next time I enter the room late at night after going out to party only to see that the perpetrator is a glowing mouth full of sharp teeth!
Behold the AWESOME SHARK!
imockyou on 06/27/2008 10:03 pm
YES! I FINALLY HAVE A SHIRT I CAN CONQUER THE WORLD IN. THE ALMIGHTY SHARK SHIRT! YES! IT'S EVEN GLOW IN THE DARK! HOW CAN WE EVEN PUT A PRICE ON THIS AMAZINGNESS! IT'S PRICELESS... AND ONLY 18.99! I MUST ORDER... RIGHT AFTER I GET HOME FROM VACATION.
Cat (Guest) on 06/27/2008 11:32 pm
That is, indeed, a badass shirt.
greenimp on 06/27/2008 11:48 pm
woo! i want this... but cant buy this... =(
Silver on 06/28/2008 12:33 am
greenimp: Yeah, this is a cool t-shirt. I will order one immedeately. By he way, your avatar is badass too. I looked for it on the Internet but the only ones I found have a low resolution and/or quality, so I had to draw it from scratch (pixel by pixel on Paint, mind you). I'm happy with the results though, as every ghost there is an exact replica to those found in Pac-Man =D
briny bill on 06/28/2008 12:53 am
MY LIFE IS WORTHLESS
IHAVE NO MONEY SO NO SHIRT FOR ME
IF YOU ALL WILL EXUSE ME I AM GOING TO GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC
Durin413 on 06/28/2008 2:09 am
Max size 2XL makes me a sad man, as it be too short. Hell, 3X is pushing it in the height department.
-RoG- on 06/28/2008 4:26 am
Ferrit, I expect to see those wedding photos of you in the shirt!
Captain516, right you are! ;)
Silver, heheh yep, that's why I linked to the blog post explaining that. It's just for a brief moment in Over The Top, but I swear it was a great idea that needed to be improved upon!
green imp / briny bill, well hopefully we'll still have the shirts when you do have enough cashola saved up to order one. The glow shark is calling out to you, chums!
Durin413, damn, how tall are you!? If I do make more of these shirts in the future and you definitely want one, just drop me an email and I'll be sure to order one in your size. Can't say for sure if I'll be printing more of 'em or not, but if I do, the awesome shark can indeed find a home upon your chest.
Thanks to all of you who've already ordered the shirts, I'll be sending out the first batch of 'em early this coming week!
Blaster Atoms on 06/28/2008 5:33 am
What, no 3XL? I call bullshit.
Aura Fox on 06/28/2008 10:28 am
I needed a new summer wardrobe, ill just buy one of these and wear it every day!
captian_nick on 06/28/2008 10:30 am
i ordered one, also decided to sign up on the site too after being a lurker for 3 years.
Aura Fox on 06/28/2008 10:47 am
Whats a nerdier backdrop for a picture in the shark shirt, in front of a dvd collection that boasts not only the first two pokemon movies but Silence of the lambs and A clockwork orange, or beside my potted cactus arrangement?
briny bill on 06/28/2008 1:12 pm
i just had a brillyent ideia rog do you accept gift cards if so how about i-hop it has $22 left on it
Relaxing Dragon on 06/28/2008 1:43 pm
That shirt is more awesome than The Bruce shirt, something I never though possible (cookie to whoever knows what shirt I'm talking about; it should be really obvious).
And dammit all, I really shouldn't be spending any money right now to buy stuff, but I really want that shirt. Decisions, decisions....
Kitsunexus on 06/28/2008 5:26 pm
Sharks are not awesome. Penguins are awesome. Megaman is awesome. Megaman would be an awesome penguin. This is not a Megaman the Penguin shirt. Sad. .____.
ColdFusion (Guest) on 06/28/2008 5:27 pm
That's way better than my idea for a shirt with a glowing manatee and the words "pretty good"
XtinaxFan on 06/28/2008 6:19 pm
Thats one badass shirt.
Good old British currency exchange it only cost me £12.
How long do you reckon postage/shipping to England will take? Like when will it arrive ^__^
Silver on 06/28/2008 6:33 pm
Kitsunexus: Yeah, you are right. Penguins and Megaman are quite cool. But you have to give credit to this shirt. I'm sure Penguins can't stand up to those jaws!
Fear N Loathing on 06/29/2008 10:11 am
Yeah RoG... what about us giants? I wear either a 3XL Long or 4XL Long... Next time don't forget your 'biggest fans' heh.
Durin413 on 06/29/2008 1:33 pm
Just over six and a half feet tall RoG. On the upside, that DOES provide me with a large amount of awesomeness in and of itself.
-RoG- on 06/29/2008 3:12 pm
brinybill, sorry man, IHOP is one of those places I tend to avoid due to memories of severe indigestion heheh.
Kitsunexus, sharks are not awesome? Incorrect. Furthermore, I suggest you go for a swim in the ocean (while wearing a raw steak necklace) and say "sharks are not awesome" to the face of a great white shark instead of hiding behind the safety of your computer. I think you'll quickly discover how awesome they are when they awesomely chomp on your bones. Mmmm...
XtinaxFan, I can't imagine it would take very long. I'll be sending out the first batch of orders I've received this Monday, so if you've already placed an order, hopefully it will arrive within a week. Hope you enjoy it!
Blaster Adams, Fear N Loathing & Durin413,
No problemo. As I stated above, if you guys definitely want a shirt, just drop me an email at webmaster@i-mockery.com with what size you need. Then, if/when I order more of the glow shark shirts, I'll make sure I get some in your sizes.
Yo (Guest) on 06/29/2008 8:42 pm
Ahh, it's not awesome, it's AWESOME!
Great shirt, I wanted one, but it will be too expensive for me (I live in Brazil. Damn).
Worse is that I don't trust international delivery too much also, I ordered some stuff some time ago, but it took AGES to arrive here, and it was ridiculously expensive (about 3 times the original price), the fact that I had to pay some aditional costs didn't help.
Too bad... But anyway, well done RoG, great job.
Terrible-D on 06/29/2008 11:48 pm
Yes! I'm eagerly anticipating the delivery of this most awesome of shirts.
g_tonttu on 06/30/2008 1:28 am
AWESOME! ... must,join, paypal...
Hefty International shipping fees though.
But it is worth the cost...as the shirt is AWESOME!
Johnny Lee Lemming on 06/30/2008 1:50 am
oh pleeeease... produce more medium soon!
Qwertzuiop on 06/30/2008 7:51 am
Personally I found the original red+dark grey print on the back much better, though the I-Mockery's has the cool glow-in-the-dark gimmick. But I'm not really satisfied how it turned out in the end...
shannon (Guest) on 06/30/2008 2:25 pm
i want one. save me a small.
Bizarcane (Guest) on 07/01/2008 11:29 pm
Just ordered one.
Awesome.
Imgraal (Guest) on 07/02/2008 12:00 pm
Such an awesome t-shirt 'tis that I needed to order one the minute I saw it yesterday. And yes, as g_tonttu said, a mite steep them international shipping fees are. But still the total of 16€ and some cents wasn't too bad thanks to the dollar being so cheap nowadays. And of of course for such an awesome t-shirt one could easily shell out even 100 euros. Hopefully it'll eventually get to Finland.
Aura Fox on 07/02/2008 7:01 pm
Got mine, cant wait til it gets dark!
-RoG- on 07/02/2008 8:20 pm
Make sure you give it a good charge in the sunlight (or near a lamp) so it glows extra bright in the night!
Thanks again to all of you who've been ordering the shirts. I'm doing my best to send them out quickly via priority mail.
And to any of you who want to share photos of yourselves wearing your new awesome glowshark shirts, please email them to webmaster@i-mockery.com
ginmortal on 07/03/2008 4:37 pm
Crap -Rog- Im out for a week and you're already sold out on the 2XL?!?!?!?! C'mon man!!!
when are you planning to reprint???
Tom Foolery on 07/03/2008 5:36 pm
This is without a doubt the AWESOMEST shirt I've ever owned. Sweet!
-RoG- on 07/04/2008 2:38 am
ginmortal, hehe yeah three sizes have already sold out and the others are getting close to that point as well. I think it's safe to say that since so many have sold out in under a week, I'll definitely be doing reprints. As soon as I do, I'll post a notice on the homepage somewhere so anybody who missed out on getting the size they needed will have another shot.
If anybody needs a particular size, be sure to drop me an email at webmaster@i-mockery.com and I'll be sure to order enough.
Tom Foolery, glad you received yours already. Can I expect you to send some photos of you wearing the AWESOME shirt? Sharktacular action shots highly encouraged!
Count Mek on 07/04/2008 8:03 pm
If only I had the money =
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